Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 316
Title: Zane Found HIDDEN CAMERAS in His Airbnb!
Date: January 19, 2026
Hosts: Zane Hijazi & Heath Hussar, with Matt King and additional guest(s)
Episode Overview
This lively episode delves into classic Unfiltered tangents with a primary focus on Zane’s alarming discovery of hidden cameras inside an Airbnb during a recent trip to Australia. The crew swaps wild stories about detective-level internet sleuthing, hot-button Airbnb red flags, peculiar parenting trends, suspicious food, and bizarre internet phenomena. As ever, the banter is high-energy, irreverent, and packed with both laughs and left-field insights.
Key Discussions & Insights
1. Matt’s Detective Deep Dive
- Matt kicked things off with a story about his amateur sleuthing after seeing a TikTok about flower delivery confusion (01:01).
- Ella received flowers congratulating "Stephanie" at her apartment. She didn’t know any Stephanie.
- Matt tracked down a Stephanie tied to the address from old records, stalked her and husband’s profiles, and even suggested contacting them.
- Heath in awe: "So, Matt, you are a very good—I feel like you should be an internet det—" (04:22)
- Zane: "I think Matt sees a private page and it gets him fired up even more." (05:33)
Notable quote:
Matt: "It's just another roadblock. And I'm gonna find my way in." (05:38)
2. Airbnb Experience Gone Wrong: No A/C, Hidden Cameras
- Heath recounts their brutally hot Australia Airbnb where the host "didn’t believe in A/C," and the lack of such wasn’t disclosed (08:17).
- To compensate, the host brought in huge commercial portable A/C units—still inadequate.
- The Big Shock: David’s little sister noticed a webcam pointed directly at her bed; more cams were found in the living room and one facing a changing area outside a bathroom (10:42).
- Legal Concerns Raised:
- "It is illegal in Australia to have indoor cameras." — Female guest (11:46)
- The crew argues they not only deserve a refund but perhaps damages.
Notable exchange:
Heath: "Doesn't believe in AC but believes in cameras pointed at every bed in the goddamn Airbnb." (11:28)
Zane: "No, Zane, it's a...he wanted you to be hot, so you're like, I gotta take my clothes off." (11:35)
3. Newborn Tales & Sleep-Deprived Parenting
- Zane shares real feelings on new baby Tony:
- Feels surreal—almost like having a new pet, but "it’s a person." (14:03)
- Baby wakes up 2–3 times/night; Zane admits he’s a heavy sleeper, doesn’t hear the cries, but Mariah wakes up at any hint (15:40).
- Discussion about paternal vs maternal instincts and "danger alert" triggers for dads (16:40).
Notable quote:
Heath: "I would never, ever, ever co-sleep with a baby. Like, the stories I’ve heard—I don’t care, I refuse." (15:35)
Fun Fact:
- 1920s "baby cages" were discussed: cages hung out the window for fresh air—crew is aghast at old parenting trends (19:14).
4. Vision Distortions & Ocular Migraines
- Matt describes a scare with sudden blurry, spotty vision (26:12).
- Self-diagnoses "ocular migraine"—no headache, just visual disturbance, likely from lack of food and too much caffeine.
- Others share their eye "floater" stories and fears, nerd out about how eyes work, and have a laugh over odd "realize, realize, real lies" platitudes (31:25–33:28).
5. Food Fakes & Online Shenanigans
- AI Scams: Heath details fraudulent AI-edited DoorDash refund requests; people falsify food images to get money back (34:10).
- AI Podcasts: Discussion of ultra-realistic AI podcast clips aimed at going viral with fabricated personalities, typically for product shilling (36:12).
- Brand Parody and Cease-and-Desist Fun: Talk about Trevor Wallace’s "no laws with the claws" merch and Nathan Fielder’s "Dumb Starbucks" (39:28; 41:16).
- Explores gray areas of parody law and IP copying in influencer merch.
Notable quote:
Heath: "I think for what you're getting and expecting at Chili's, it's good...just don’t get the steak. Don’t get the moo glue." (51:18)
6. Wild LA Stories: Police, Power Outages, and More
- Matt tells of chaos in his LA neighborhood:
- Police helicopter, SWAT-style megaphone blaring above his house due to a supposed intruder—it turned out to be a disoriented person seeking help (51:39).
- Power outages follow thanks to another drunk driver hitting the same power line pole as months prior (54:25).
- Complaints about infrastructure, joke proposals for neighborhood protests, and discussion of Citizen app sleuthing (56:12).
7. Relationship & Adulting Talk
- How the hosts feel old noticing friends already have kids (70:39).
- The “LA effect” on delaying milestones; late marriage and parenthood are NBD; affirming single listeners—"You’re good, just come on this side, there’s a lot of room here, let’s grow together." (71:13)
Notable quote:
Heath: "Honestly, I’ll probably get married when I’m 50." (71:31)
8. Kink Shock: The Viral ‘Domme’ TikTok
- The crew is floored by a viral TikTok: dominatrix gets paid $1,300/month to defecate on a client, sharing all her prep and tips (75:39).
- Hilarious (and horrified) speculation about stool logistics, client discovery, and hotel staff reactions.
- Briefly discuss the economics of bodily function work and the "everyone has a kink" maxim.
Notable moment:
Heath: "Imagine getting paid to poop—girl, you getting paid to poop. We out here sitting for free!" (80:24)
Timestamps for Major Segments
- 01:01 – Matt’s TikTok detective rabbit hole
- 08:17 – Airbnb Australia horror story (no A/C, hidden cameras)
- 14:03–17:20 – Zane’s experiences as a new dad
- 26:12–31:00 – Matt’s ocular migraine story
- 31:25–33:28 – Eye floaters, vision nerding, "realize real lies"
- 34:10 – AI food refund fraud & AI podcast scam discussion
- 39:28 – 41:16 – Parody merch, Dumb Starbucks, IP law tangent
- 51:18 – Chili’s steak fail & "moo glue" food segment
- 51:39–56:12 – Matt’s LAPD/crime/blackout drama
- 70:39–73:40 – Delayed adulthood, "old to start having kids" chat
- 75:39–81:01 – Viral Domme TikTok, $1,300 “sessions”
- 82:01–84:35 – IV placement "fun fact" and hospital anecdotes
Memorable Quotes
- Heath: "Doesn't believe in AC but believes in cameras pointed at every bed in the goddamn Airbnb." (11:28)
- Matt: "It's just another roadblock. And I'm gonna find my way in." (05:38)
- Heath: "Imagine paying a girl fifteen hundred dollars to poop on your face... girl, you getting paid to poop. We out here sitting for free!" (80:24)
- Zane: "No, Zane, it's a...he wanted you to be hot, so you're like, I gotta take my clothes off." (11:35)
- Heath: "Honestly, I’ll probably get married when I’m 50." (71:31)
Tone and Language
True to the Unfiltered brand, the conversation is loose, uncensored, and rapid-fire with banter, pop-culture references, and spontaneous riffing. The hosts embrace self-deprecating humor and don’t shy away from the weird or gross, inviting listeners to laugh at both their misadventures and the oddities of internet culture.
Episode Takeaways
- Check for cameras in Airbnbs; it's wild (and sometimes illegal) what hosts try.
- Don’t order steak at Chili’s—the "moo glue" is real.
- Internet sleuthing can solve surprising mysteries (or just lead you into deep TikTok/rabbit holes).
- Parenting is exhausting and surreal, especially for heavy sleepers!
- LA never runs out of chaos, from helicopters to surprise blackouts.
- Even the weirdest internet kinks are profitable for someone—never underestimate the "poop economy."
- Getting older in LA means timelines are flexible, so relax!
For viewers who missed this episode: expect high-energy storytelling, fascinating (and sometimes hair-raising) anecdotes, debate about morality and legality in internet culture, and the usual Unfiltered mix of laughs, light gross-out, and brotherly love.