318: Catching Matt's Package Thief on Camera

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered — Ep. 318: Exposing Matt's Porch Pirate

Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt, and guest(s)
Date: February 2, 2026
Theme: Catching up after a winter storm, pop culture rambles, reality TV, and the story of Matt’s porch pirate

---

Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Zane, Heath, Matt, and their friends reunite in the studio after time apart, swapping stories about winter storm survival, discussing reality TV obsessions, and sharing tales of small-time crime. The conversation hits everything from disaster preparedness and AI quirks to meme-worthy moments, with plenty of offbeat humor and shared nostalgia.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Disney Skate Games & Mohawk Memories (01:00–03:00)

• The crew reminisce about a lesser-known Disney skateboarding video game, built on the code from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.
• Mohawk hairstyles as childhood avatars:
  • “Any avatar I ever made as a kid, just the big Liberty Spike Mohawk one.” – Matt (01:46)

---

2. Winter Storm Survival & Generators (03:25–11:15)

• Matt recounts a harrowing snowstorm experience in Nashville—four days without power as a new dad:
  • “37 degrees in the house… Just trying to keep him warm.” – Matt (03:50)
• Running a fireplace for warmth, learning the limits of rechargeable gear, and buying a generator ($570 for a 3600-watt model).
• Discussion about whole-home generators and local businesses that remained open.
• Trees collapsing in the neighborhood due to ice; mass clean-up efforts.
• Family logistics: Matt’s parents step in to help Mariah and the baby during another power outage while he’s away.

---

3. Parenthood & Baby Pop Culture (12:45–14:36)

• Myth-busting: Even breastfed baby poop “stinks” (12:53).
• Talk of entering the Gerber Baby contest and confusion over Gerber family connections.
• Trivia: Gerber as a clothing brand and umbrella company.

---

4. Climate, Natural Disasters, and “Tornado Alley” (15:13–16:44)

• Joking about Tennessee joining Tornado Alley:
  • “Apparently, I think Tennessee’s becoming part of Tornado Alley.” – Matt (15:28)
• Speculation about storm-chasing tourism and expensive storm-chase experiences.
• Segue into animal encounter stories and contemplating human–animal “showdowns.”

---

5. Reality TV Deep Dive: ‘The Traitors’ (27:20–37:55)

• The group is obsessed with the show “The Traitors” (Peacock)—a mafia-style reality TV competition.
• Casting dreams:
  • “I never wanted to be on TV so bad in my life. I was like, I want to play this game.” – Matt (27:33)
  • Zane DM’d a casting agent (27:38).
• Breakdown of gameplay and why reality stars “lose themselves” even knowing they’re being filmed.
• Notable celebrity participants and critiques of their social gameplay.
• Inside jokes: Lisa Rinna’s habit of referring to herself by full name; Colton’s unnerving demeanor as a “villain.”

---

6. Matt’s Porch Pirate Saga (42:24–46:40)

• Matt’s packages were stolen while he was out of town; caught crystal clear on the Ring cam.
• The thief: sporting big shoes, no socks, neon green shirt—brazenly swiping packages in daylight.
• “How do you not know that there’s cameras everywhere? Like, your face is clear as day.” – Zane (43:27)
• Despite social media and Nextdoor posts, the thief hasn’t been identified.
• Speculation: Is the thief local? Suggestions to post photos at neighborhood bars and gyms.

---

7. Pop Culture Highlights: Free Soloing Taipei 101 (46:51–52:49)

• Discussion of Alex Honnold’s televised free solo climb of the Taipei 101 tower:
  • “It’s a modern day Evel Knievel and I… I love it.” – Matt (47:46)
• Debating the morality of broadcasting risky stunts live.
• Comparing Honnold to older daredevil climbers, including a 70-year-old who scales buildings in leather.
• Segue into architectural “climb-ability” and wild urban climbing stories.

---

8. Fun with AI Voices and Podcasting (60:47–62:32)

• The group reviews a viral TikTok of a student using AI text-to-speech to read notes—complete with organ music and robotic voice mods.
• “Who needs the organ to read to them? What?” – Matt (61:36)
• References to talk boxes and the Daft Punk aesthetic.

---

9. Sleep Hacks and Lifehacks (78:01–81:10)

• Matt shares a sleep trick: simulating REM by moving your eyes side to side when falling back asleep (78:13).
• Scheduling texts for the next morning is revealed as a group favorite productivity hack.

---

10. Nostalgia: Goosebumps, Hardy Boys, and Reading Habits (64:36–67:16)

• Obsessing over Goosebumps, Taco Bell tie-in toys, and memories of kids’ book series.
• “My mom wanted me to get into reading… We picked out, I’m not even kidding, 15 of those books. And I never read one.” – Heath (66:47)

---

11. RIP Tributes: Ms. Shirley & Catherine O’Hara (72:34–74:09)

• Sorrow over the passing of Ms. Shirley, beloved for giving food to the homeless on TikTok.
• Breaking news: Catherine O’Hara has passed away (confirmed about two hours before recording). The group reflects on her legacy and the timing of public vs. private struggles.

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You gotta go mohawk, go mullet mohawk.” — Hosts joking about childhood style ambitions (02:11)
• “Every twig has a tube of ice around it.” — Matt describing the severity of the Nashville storm (10:11)
• “You just unlocked a memory.” — Collective nostalgia triggered by old video games (01:34)
• “I would be down to chase tornadoes, but it’s so risky, but I think it’s kind of beautiful.” – Zane (16:30)
• “If you refer to yourself as your name, automatically don’t like you.” – Matt, roasting Lisa Rinna (35:58)
• “Imagine seeing him on a night out, though. That would be exciting.” – On catching the porch pirate in the wild (45:29)
• “Getting old sucks.” — Matt, after a discussion on aging, illness, and random longevity (75:24)
• “My mom wanted me to get into reading … I never read one.” – Heath (66:47)

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Disney Skate Game Nostalgia: 01:00–03:00
• Winter Storm/Generators: 03:25–11:15
• Gerber Baby Culture: 13:01–14:36
• Tornado Alley & Storm Chasing: 15:13–16:44
• Porch Pirate Caught on Camera: 42:24–46:40
• Traitors Reality TV Deep Dive: 27:20–37:55
• Alex Honnold’s Taipei 101 Climb: 46:51–52:49
• Sleep Hacks: 78:01–81:10
• RIP Ms. Shirley & Catherine O’Hara: 72:34–74:09
• Goosebumps Book Memories: 64:36–67:16

---

Tone and Language

The hosts maintain their signature casual, joking, and rapid-fire banter, blending nostalgic asides, pop culture commentary, and personal anecdotes. The humor is irreverent, the tangents many, and the atmosphere warm, even when discussing frustrations or sad news.

---

Conclusion

Episode 318 delivers everything fans expect: chaotic catch-ups, real-world mishaps, TV obsessions, and pure, unfiltered fun. Whether discussing freezing with a newborn, analyzing porch pirates' footwear, or gushing over reality TV strategy, the hosts keep energy and laughter high—reminding listeners why real friends make the best podcasts.

Transcript

[A]

The holidays are expensive. You're paying for gifts, travel, decorations, food, and before you know it, you've blown way past what you were planning to spend. Don't start the new year off with bad money vibes. Download Rocket Money to stay on top of your finances. The app pulls your income, expenses, and upcoming charges into one place so you can get the clearest picture of your money. It shows how much to set aside for bills and how much is safe to spend for the month so you can spend with confidence, no guesswork needed. Get alerts before bills hit. Track budgets and see every subscription you're paying for. Rocket Money also finds extra ways to save you money by canceling subscriptions you're not using and negotiating lower bills for you. On average, Rocket Money users can save up to $740 a year when using all the app's premium features. Start the year off right by taking control of your finances. Go to rocketmoney.com cancel to get started. That's rocketmoney.com cancel rocket rocket money.com cancel.

[B]

Do you know Disney had, like, a skateboard game and it was the same code of Tony Hawk?

[C]

Is that why it was so good?

[B]

Yes, because Tony Hawk gave them, like, the coding of, like, all the, I don't know, the gravity, the physics behind the game. So you were basically playing Tony Hawk, but just as Buzz Lightyear as Simba. I loved that game as Tarzan.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

And I never played it. I didn't even know it existed. But I saw it on TikTok and I was like, damn, I missed out on that shit.

[C]

But you could, like, skate Andy's room.

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[C]

It was.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

You just unlocked a memory.

[B]

But I think you could only play the character bound to their environment. Like, you couldn't be Simba in Andy's room. You couldn't be Tarzan in the Lion King. You had to be the character bound to the environment.

[C]

I remember creating my avatar in that game, and I was obsessed with mohawks.

[B]

Mo. Oh, of course.

[C]

Everything I ever. Any avatar I ever made as a kid. Just the big Liberty Spike Mohawk one.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

Just like Guitar Hero style mohawk. Absolutely. Mohawks, I thought was, like, going to be a really, like, a hairstyle I would commit to in my life. Did you ever have one, though?

[C]

I had the Mullet Mohawk, which is a good look.

[B]

If you're going to go mohawk, go Mullet Mohawk. Someone is like a full, spiky mohawk. Like.

[C]

Yeah. Growing up, you always think you're going to have one at some point.

[B]

You're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But a full spiky mohawk is like a commitment. Like you're asking for attention. I mean, all props to you. I just don't know if. What color would you do if you did have a spiky mohawk? You got to go with, like, a color Blue, of course.

[C]

Like, like your. Your mic cover blue.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I tried to have silver and it ended up blue.

[B]

Oh. I tried to go platinum blonde, and it was gray for Coachella. I was devastated showing up to that Coachella.

[D]

Welcome back.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Welcome back.

[B]

This is crazy. I gotta.

[C]

We gotta hit it. We'll do it again for the intro, but I just needed to.

[B]

Cheers. Wow. It's crazy. Yeah. That you really have not been in this studio physically.

[D]

Just when we did the walkthrough before.

[B]

Just the walkthrough.

[D]

Yeah, he saw. He pretty much saw it empty, and then he left.

[B]

But even though it's been digital, it feels like you haven't really left, though.

[C]

And it's so weird because I, like, see you guys in this set, so I feel like I'm right.

[D]

Yeah. It genuinely does not feel any different.

[C]

It's so. Because I, like, look back and forth because I have the dual monitors and stuff set up, so I feel like you guys are literally right there. And the same distance, too.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's crazy.

[C]

I kind of feel like I'm dreaming.

[B]

That is your first time being away from your child?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

How long are you away for?

[C]

5 days.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. That is a big business trip.

[D]

Yeah. And it's funny. Every time he flies in, it's tighter and tighter. Like yesterday, he flew in, immediately started recording.

[C]

Well, it happened because we had this wicked snowstorm, so my flight got delayed.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

And it was just, like, brutal. We were out of power for, like, four days.

[B]

Four days?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You don't. 37 degrees in the house.

[B]

Oh, buddy.

[C]

Freezing.

[B]

Do you have, like, a space heater on?

[D]

Antonio, like, Tony freezing his ass off.

[C]

Well, I didn't have a generator.

[B]

Oh, you're gonna.

[C]

You're gonna be pissed at me. I'm disappointed in myself. I'm like the survival guy.

[B]

Yeah. I thought you would have this handled.

[C]

I have absolutely everything you could imagine for situations like this, but they're all rechargeable. And I wasn't expecting to lose power. So everything dead. Literally couldn't do anything. And I have a fireplace, but it's in the living room. And the living room is the biggest room, like, in the house. So I had firewood just go in non stop trying to, like, heat the house and it's doing nothing.

[B]

Yeah. Cause some fireplaces, like, heat up a room or that's just there for aesthetics and, like, it doesn't give off anything.

[C]

Oh, it felt decorative, but like we were sitting on the ledge of it, like this close to the fire. Just trying to stay warm. But, like, you go into like, panic mode, like, trying to keep him warm.

[B]

I keep you warm, child. We'll make it through the winter.

[D]

And you know what? It's kind of good that he's like, this is his first like. Like his. I feel like these years are important to grow up in this climate building character. Yeah, exactly. So by the time he's like five, he's going to be able to withstand any type of 10.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Because he grew up through the thick of the winter.

[D]

Through the thick of the winter.

[C]

Yeah, he really did. So, yeah. First day, brutal. Up all night. We didn't sleep like, at all because I was putting. I had to put logs like every 15, 20 minutes.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

So just constantly feeding it. Just trying to stay warm.

[D]

You know what you need to get yourself now next you need to get those, like, Lola blankets. Those.

[C]

What is that?

[B]

Oh, I love Lola blankets.

[D]

The really furry. They just never get cold. Like, everything could be cold in your house, but those type of blankets, they just stay warm.

[B]

Yeah, they look warm. Fur blankets. They look like chinchilla blankets.

[D]

Yeah. What. What. What is that? Is it for. It's not fur.

[B]

What is faux fur? But it's like they nailed it on getting it as close to that feeling.

[D]

Of course, you could throw it in a freezer and it will just like you could put it on around you.

[B]

I just wish it had a bit more weight. Maybe they do have a weighted one. Patricia always goes for the Lola. I'm a Baraby guy.

[C]

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Blanket prices. Oh, the. How wide it can be. You could get a blanket for 15 bucks.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Or you can get a blanket for $500.

[B]

Yes. It is kind of crazy on the blanket market of where you're willing to go with the blanket.

[C]

Like, how cold are you?

[B]

I know, right? How comfortable do you really want to be? But when someone. It's similar to like pillows as well. I feel like if somebody says, this is good, I love it. People are willing to throw down on it. Sometimes some cheap blankets are great. Sometimes homemade blankets with just that fabric you get at Joanna and you stitch that together. One of my friend's mom makes some for our wedding.

[D]

And there's a few items that we will spend a little bit more money on at the house. Me and Danielle. Yeah, We. We'll get everything cheap. Like, frames, cheap. Lamps could be cheap. All this is cheap. And then we'll, like, spend a lot on, like, a blanket or on a. On, like a pillowcase, cover or a curtain. Something like, random. And then everything else is cheap because, like, you need some, like, pricey stuff just to, like, make everything look good together.

[B]

How. Speaking of spending money and your winter storm, how much is a generator for a private house?

[C]

So I had to buy one.

[B]

But like a. Like a gas generator just to give power. Or like, I'm talking about, like, an alternate. Is that what it is? Like, an alternator could run a whole.

[D]

Like a whole building.

[B]

You mean, like your whole street can go off, but you got power because you have a generator keeping your house alive.

[C]

I did a lot of research. So the generator I got was 3600 watts.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And that was 5:70.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Basically, you could run, like, your refrigerator and a few small little things.

[D]

The $500.

[B]

But where are you plugging it into? Does it.

[C]

You have to keep it outside 20ft away from your house. Runs off gas. So you start it like a lawnmower.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then it has. Mine has, I think, four outlets. Four outlets and then a 220.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

But you have to run extension cords to everything you want it to power.

[B]

Ah, that's awesome.

[C]

So if you want to run your fridge, you pull your fridge out and you have to get that cord and plug it in.

[D]

Why don't you spend 1500 so you can get it running like, half your house?

[B]

But I feel like the whole house has to be, like, $50,000. Like, I'm talking about, like, a whole, like, like an AC box on the side of your house. But the generator is, like, wired in.

[C]

The generac that runs and powers the whole house, depending on, like, your square footage and what you got, like, 30 grand.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And it automatically kicks on.

[D]

This is the one that, like, raising canes probably had, like, immediately raising case was one of the only places that were open that opened up for in National 3.

[C]

We, like, we heard rumors raising canes was open. And I was like, it. I'm going out. So I like.

[D]

But they. But they must have not had it on them. They may have bought it, because I feel like they would have opened up the, like, the dates.

[C]

Every house has no power, but you could make me some chicken fingers.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[C]

I'm not mad. You're talking.

[D]

You tell me this hot oil is bumping while everybody has no power.

[C]

It was. It was nice, but I guess I.

[D]

Could see Mr. Graves, let's get. Let's get turned on for everybody in Nashville.

[B]

Damn right. And okay, so you survived the winter. Yeah. You had some things went down outside, right?

[C]

So, yeah, so we. I got the generator, and the only thing we had plugged in was a space heater. And we just sat in, like, our small, little, like, office, like, room, like, the smallest low ceiling bedroom. And we just had the heater going and phone chargers, and that was it. And we just, like, all outside, every tree, the whole neighborhood, trees were popping left and right. Like, my front yard, the whole driveway completely covered. Trees down in the back. We just had a cleanup crew right when I was leaving to come here to come cut up all the trees, bring them to the front. But, dude, it was bad.

[B]

Any, like, big, mature trees? Did you lose? Dude, it's the worst. Like, when a good solid, it was.

[D]

Getting so cold, like, the ice was like, like, sheeting over it, and it was blowing up the trees because they.

[B]

Expand because the moisture gets inside, and the wood can't handle it. And it's just.

[C]

You also, like, this will give you an idea. Every twig has a tube of ice around it.

[B]

Crazy. Oh, yeah.

[C]

So it's weighing, like, it weighs down the tree. So every tree limb was just sagging from all the weight of the ice that's on every twig branch. So they were just busting off and just breaking.

[D]

Scary.

[C]

Yeah. You're just, like, hearing them, like, please just don't hit the house.

[D]

And nobody was prepared for this. This was, like, the worst winter storm that Nashville has seen.

[B]

Like, we ain't seen this. All the neighbors were 72.

[C]

This never happens.

[D]

That's scary.

[B]

Well, good. Like, hopefully it doesn't continue to happen, but you got, like, the worst done. You know how to be prepared for the future. Yeah.

[C]

Crazy. So I flew out to come here as soon as I landed. I called Mariah and they just lost power again.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

My parents drove over to stay with her while I was gone.

[B]

That's sweet. Good.

[C]

And they lost power again. Well, good.

[B]

She's has come back on now. All right, good. We're good. Are your parents leaving? You're staying with her while they're staying.

[C]

Till I get back.

[B]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, good.

[C]

You know, keep it Sony company.

[D]

All right, so we know nothing's better than home cooking, but honestly, the hardest part isn't even cooking. It's the what the hell am I making? Moment. I Get stuck in the same routine with zero variety and zero inspiration and just end up making grilled cheese for the third time that week. And that's why I love hellofresh. It takes the decision fatigue out of it. No longer will you be stuck staring into the fridge thinking I have everything and nothing at the same time. Clock it on busy weeknights. It's simple, rewarding and saves you a ton of time. And the options are insane. You can choose from 100 plus recipes every week, including cuisines from around the world, plus meals that help beat the winter blues. It's crazy how good it is, but somehow it tastes way better than the effort I need to put in. And the portions are bigger, sure to satisfy everyone's hunger. If you're focusing on feeling good. They've got 35 plus high protein recipes weekly including new Mediterranean and GLP1 friendly options made with wholesome ingredients like sustainable sourced seafood and 100 antibiotic and hormone free chicken. Plus there's three times of seafood for no upcharge. New grass fed steak rib eyes for when you want to treat yourself in seasonal produce like pears, apples and asparagus. I've used hellofresh and it's a game changer because when dinner tastes this good, nothing hits like home cooking, baby. So go to hellofresh.com unfiltered10fm to get 10 free meals plus a free Zwilling knife. A $144.99 value on your third box offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on first box. New subscribers only. Varies by planning you hellofresh for sponsoring this podcast. We love you.

[B]

Is it true that. Sorry, we're talking about poo poo pee. Baby poop doesn't like smell when they're being breastfed.

[C]

It stinks.

[B]

Oh, it does stink. Oh, okay, maybe it doesn't stink that bad.

[C]

I heard it gets worse when you start giving like real food.

[B]

Yes, exactly. That's what I've heard. But I heard, I mean, tell you.

[D]

Something, our food is getting worse.

[B]

I guess. Or I don't know, I think it's just they're having just.

[D]

What are the. Wait, what are the ingredients in baby food?

[C]

Just probably like gerber, like little like it's like vegetable purees, things like that.

[D]

And then the older you get, just the more ingredients they start putting in.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

They really start them young. That's so fucked up.

[C]

Get us on the high fructose corn syrup.

[D]

Terrible.

[B]

You should enter the baby in the baby Gerber contest. Did we talk about this already?

[C]

Probably.

[D]

Yeah. We're like, if your baby is cute.

[B]

Yeah. It has to be over, I think, six months or something. There's a certain time you got to get in and submit the baby and.

[C]

Then you do, like, the photo shoot.

[B]

Yeah, do the photo shoot. I think.

[D]

I think he has. He has, like, a lot of potential, for sure. And I think. Don't you get. Don't you get, like, free baby food for the year or something?

[C]

Maybe we'll try it out.

[B]

Maybe free college, too.

[D]

They have that for.

[B]

I mean, like, the Gerber Baby Foundation, I think, is like an investment program to start saving money early for college. Oh, I believe.

[D]

No, I think the way it works is that you have to put the baby into college immediately for the person.

[C]

Did you know they make clothes, too?

[B]

Gerber clothes.

[C]

We bought a vintage, like, little outfit for him, and I looked at the brand. Gerber.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

They really doing it.

[B]

They really are.

[D]

Umbrella. Yeah, Umbrella company. Isn't she part of the. No, it's. There's no way. There's no way. Really?

[C]

Kaia. Gerber.

[B]

Kaia Gerber is part of the Gerber. Is that not true?

[D]

I've never heard of anybody say that.

[B]

Related to Gerber Baby. Like her dad.

[D]

I don't think so.

[B]

I think her dad is, like, part of the Gerber family.

[C]

Mr. Gerber.

[D]

No, that's. He didn't come up with a Gerber Baby company.

[C]

He founded Casamigos and.

[B]

Right. Because the Gerber Group.

[D]

I know that's not. It's not Gerber Baby.

[B]

Well, let's dive a little deeper. Is the Gerber Group tied to. Oh, nightlife? I don't know a damn thing. I. I thought that for years. Favorite binkies.

[C]

Different type of bottle service.

[B]

Yeah. Well, good. I'm glad you survived the winter. I'm glad that Mariah is with company, and I'm glad you're here.

[D]

I hope you can fly back. This storm is like. This storm is passed away. Or is it still.

[B]

There's a cyclone, though, coming.

[C]

No.

[D]

Jeez.

[B]

I thought, like, in the Carolinas, always something or it's some type of, like, clone of something.

[D]

And then I have to extend your.

[B]

Trip, but I think it will blow. I don't know. You got to look. Probably look into it. I don't know if it will affect Nashville.

[C]

Well, apparently, I think Tennessee's becoming part of Tornado Alley.

[B]

Could be.

[C]

They're saying that it's, like, shifting.

[B]

Yeah. You got to get a generator with, like, reinforcement bolted into the ground.

[C]

It sucked, though, because, like, There was one person in the neighborhood, and he's across the street. He has the generator that turns on automatically. So he had full power outdoor lights. Every house looked beautiful. And we're all just blackout little.

[B]

Okay, so Tornado Alley, like it did. Dallas was kind of part of it. Patricia, after Twister, she was like, dallas is not part of Tornado Alley. I'm like, I always thought we, like, kind of were, but never mind.

[D]

Also, I feel like I don't see enough tornado videos on my feed. You know what I mean? I feel like I used to see a lot, but, like, why don't I see it all the time?

[B]

Is it seasonal?

[C]

Could it be seasonal?

[D]

Even if it is seasonal, Like, I just feel like tornadoes are so goddamn scary and like you can catch it from far away. You have time to pull out your phone and start recording.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I mean? I just feel like I don't see it enough. We should do that for a video tornado catching. Just go start. No, no, wait. Tornado.

[B]

I would be down, but it's so risky. But I think it's kind of beautiful.

[D]

Matt, I feel like you say that now. Until you start driving up to one, you're like, okay, okay.

[C]

I have a. I have a question.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In the movie, that thing that spikes and goes into the ground, is that real?

[B]

Yes, yes.

[C]

They really have the cars that, oh, down into the ground so the wind doesn't blow it over.

[B]

I've seen some Discovery Channel type shit where like, one guy wanted to capture the inside of a tornado and it did go into the ground and rein force it.

[D]

So, like, they have, like, something like.

[B]

That in the past. Yeah, but I don't think, like, Glenn Powell has like this ultimate, like, super truck that can do it, like on an Ford F1.

[C]

I'm just trying to think of attachments I could put on my car.

[B]

You have a child now. I'm like, you ain't getting into the eye of the store.

[D]

Think about other things. Maybe another generator.

[B]

Not your own thrills. Okay.

[D]

He's like, I have one in my car, but not my house.

[C]

But Bubba, I need it.

[B]

He's come back. Come back. They gave it to me.

[D]

You get one for your house, but you don't realize that the roof can come off.

[C]

Yeah. The walls just start digging it up. That's so cool.

[B]

I feel safe in that.

[D]

I. I would, I would. I mean, I definitely would run towards that thing, buckle there and feel good. Yeah.

[B]

I could do it. That's expensive, though, to go on a storm chase.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. It's not cheap. It's not like, oh, 500 bucks. It's like. I believe it's like 12, 000.

[D]

I would think it's very thousand dollars, but it's. It's that sort of thing where people don't feel bad for you if anything happens. It's like going down in that submari Ocean gate. It's like, you did it for.

[B]

What are we doing?

[D]

Yeah, what are we doing over here? Also, you know in the movie when it's 3000.

[B]

Okay. You see, it's like $2900 for couples. Okay. Sharing a hotel room.

[D]

It's not bad at all. Either do this or go on a cruise.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I'd rather go, like, on a little alligator cruise, like down in the Everglades. Alligator cruise. I don't know.

[C]

Some nice little boat tour.

[D]

By the way, he. We, Heath and I have done it. It's not that fun. Yeah, you're better off just getting your own little boat.

[C]

And unless you got the tour guide that, like, jumps in with the alligators and will, like, show you he can, like, lift there.

[D]

Yeah. You're not like, don't expect, like, Steve Rob Irwin, like, out there. You don't. We don't get that. But we do get a couple of, like, them holding down the alligator. They open their mouth, but.

[C]

And then you never know. Lana Del Rey could come take a tour on your boat. And then you end up marrying her.

[D]

Yeah, pretty much.

[C]

I still think that's the craziest thing.

[B]

I agree.

[D]

Or, I mean. Or you might get, like, someone. You see someone's hand get bitten off by again, you're like, nature. It's like, thank God I saw that.

[C]

You guys root for the animal, right?

[D]

I. I kind of do.

[B]

What are you talking? Any type of, like, human, animal, like, conflict. I'm rooting for the.

[D]

Imagine somebody was on your back trying to hold your mouth.

[C]

Like there's not a part of you. When somebody sticks their head in an alligator's mouth, you're like, the thing is, they're.

[D]

The thing is they're. They're playing a game. You know when they put their hand in there and they're, like, touching.

[C]

They're touching the flat, and then they pull it out. You're like.

[D]

It's like. Like a. Like a trap.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

I. I just don't want to see it, like, happen, because then I have that image in.

[D]

The thing is that it's not like I want to see it, but in my head, I'm Just like, keep taunting. Yeah, keep taunting it.

[C]

What is it? Play stupid games, Win super prizes.

[D]

Yeah. Because they'll put their whole head in the alligator's mouth and then pull it out before it snaps.

[B]

What is that person? Like, that's their job. They got to. They got to go home. They probably sit on that front porch smoking cigarettes. Like, I got to do that tomorrow.

[D]

Can they ever just go into work.

[B]

Anxious, going, guys, I'm just not feeling it today. Sorry, guys.

[D]

I mean, they love doing that shit. You remember, like, I will die doing this.

[C]

You remember the one that, like, went super viral when we were younger? And it was the video. The guy putting his head. And he had the bead of sweat that dripped, and that's what.

[D]

That's. Wait, what? That's what. What.

[C]

What caused him to close his mouth?

[B]

Oh, a bead of sweat just tickled its tongue and it went.

[C]

And that's why I thought that.

[D]

Shouldn't he have. But, like, isn't. The whole point is pulling your head out before the.

[C]

No, you just go and you put your head in and show that you could do it. And you're brave enough to put your head in.

[D]

But they're not holding the mouth open.

[B]

Yeah, they are.

[C]

So he was. He had his head in it, and.

[B]

Oh, my gosh, he dripped sweat.

[C]

And then it made the gator shut its mouth.

[D]

Done.

[B]

And he died.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

I remember that one girl, though, who was, like, feeding it and, like, it clamped down on her hand, and it just took her one time on some video and then started spinning her around. I think she lived but may have lost a limb.

[D]

Can you believe it? Did you see the. Did you see the snow leopard that the lady was taking a selfie with?

[C]

I just heard about this, and I.

[D]

Forget where, but she. They were in the wild. In the wild, and she sees a snow leopard, and she, like, goes up to and takes a selfie. Great selfie. But he ripped her face.

[B]

No. Like, did she live?

[D]

I think she lived. Look at that selfie. Okay, What a selfie. Tell me that. Like, what. What's so sad is that you can get a selfie like that now. You know, you could easily AI that shit.

[C]

Easily.

[D]

But, man, 10 years.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay.

[D]

10 years ago, if you were to get that, my God, you'd be on Ellen, Oprah, you'd be the most famous lady in the world. And now you're the most famous for the wrong reason.

[B]

Should we run that intro?

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Ready? It's Coffee Talk.

[C]

Baby, Nice chomp.

[D]

We are so back, baby. Welcome back to Danny Heath Unfiltered I'm Zayn.

[C]

I'm Heath.

[B]

I'm Matt.

[D]

And we are all in the same room after weeks of being apart. We're so excited and thank you for being with us today.

[C]

We're so excited.

[D]

We're so excited and we're so. And we're so glad that you're finally here.

[B]

Oh, the sorority video.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

80 PI.

[D]

And you know what? I've always loved those. You know why I've always loved those videos? Cuz they're all synchronized.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

There's nothing better than watching a video where people or everybody is just synchronized. There's something that like, feeds my.

[B]

A good sorority need to. They need to rush someone who's in like the dance or understands rhythm because they get them ready for the next.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

Initiation or bid day or whatever they're doing.

[D]

And that's any video. Like those, like, you know those competition dance videos where it's like 30 of them and they're. They're going crazy. They have somebody pop in the middle and then they're like, I love it.

[C]

Synchronized swimming.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

You're doing it upside down underwater, holding your breath. You can't even see what other people are doing.

[B]

I was watching Justin Bieber's Beauty and the Beat music video. Do you remember that music video? He's at a water park. GoPro is, I think, sponsoring the damn thing because the whole thing is shot.

[D]

You know, that music video was expensive.

[B]

And they're all these dancers there jumping around, doing flips. Next thing, Justin Bieber is in the middle of a lazy river. Has a whole synchronized swimmers around him, just like kicking and doing this. I'm like, justin Bieber's life, where he just shows up on set. He goes, all right, we have these people who already know the dance. You just stand in the middle and he's like, hey, guys, how's it going? Body rock. It's just. I was. That music video was tripping me out. Oh.

[D]

And that was like ahead of its time too. Because weren't that. Wasn't it like all filmed at one go with a GoPro and not all.

[B]

In one go, but it's all like, Justin Bieber shooting.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

In a way. It was like.

[D]

It was like adolescence in Netflix.

[B]

And Nicki Minaj is like grinding on him.

[D]

No, that. I remember that came back around. Everyone's like, gotta keep an eye out for Leaner.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Because he was still a child.

[B]

A child, a child.

[D]

And she was Dry humping him on camera. That wasn't okay.

[B]

Nicki Minaj is doing great now.

[D]

Can I just say, I thought. I. I genuinely thought it. I was like, oh, wow, this is really good, AI. And it was real.

[B]

Can. I don't want to get too political. I think we already know, like, Nicki Minaj going a little crazy when she was on stage with Erica Kirk getting interviewed.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And she.

[C]

When she said assassin. Yes.

[B]

She goes, I love our president. I think he is an assassin.

[C]

She said.

[B]

She said to Erica, assassin, whose husband was like, assassinated.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, it was just like. What a wild choice of words, Nikki.

[D]

Like, sometimes I feel like I'm watching.

[B]

Watching.

[D]

You know, like the Hunger. The Hunger Games. Like, you know when they're like, have that whole show before the games, sometimes you're just like this. I feel like I'm dreaming. I feel like this isn't real. Like, what the is going on, but.

[C]

When I see like that, I'm like, you had to have planned that.

[B]

Like, there's no way she said the word assassin.

[C]

Yeah, I'm like, there's no way. Your brain, like.

[B]

I think her brain was just like, not processing and she's thinking of assassination is trying. She's a. She's a freestyler. You know what I mean? She's got a rap and she just put that word right in front of her.

[D]

That's a good point. Like, damn freestyle.

[B]

But, like, what are you thinking, Nikki? What are you thinking? It's. It's.

[D]

And it's crazy because, like, in my head, I'm just like. Are they genuinely just like, coming with it on the spot or are they like, I want to sh. Like, people love a shock factor. Like, they. Like, I'm just gonna shock everybody.

[C]

Like, when I see like that, I'm like, you're do, like, it's attention.

[D]

Like, are you like.

[B]

I don't know. I think she. Well, I don't know. I know her family is tied with some issues. She has family members. Her husband's like, no, she wants some stuff cleared. I don't even know if it's her citizenship, too.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, is it.

[D]

Isn't her brother, like, going through something right now?

[B]

Yeah. There's a whole. Don Lemon was going off on Nikki.

[D]

Yeah, I. I remember seeing something of that too.

[B]

I don't know. I don't want to, like, dive deeper into it, but I just think that was crazy.

[C]

Yeah, I saw.

[B]

What are you doing?

[D]

The energy was. I don't mean to talk about her, but I hate that. I don't mean to dive in, but let's dive in.

[C]

You never catch me dead talking shit about that stupid bitch.

[D]

You never catch me dead talking about that stupid little.

[C]

Before we continue, we want to give a big thank you to our next sponsor of this podcast, Better Help. Do you often feel like everyone else has their love life perfectly figured out? Well, the truth is everyone is still learning as they go. And then February shows up with the flowers, the candy, the rom coms, all on repeat. It all adds to the pressure to get it right. But here's a reminder. You are not behind. And an imperfect love life is normal. We don't live in a fairy tale. It takes consistent hard work and therapy can help you sort it out to take some of that pressure off you and your partner. This year, Better Help connects you with fully licensed US Therapists who follow a strict code of conduct. They start with a short questionnaire to match you with someone who fits your needs, backed by 12 plus years of experience. And you could switch therapists at any time from their recommendations. And with over 30,000 therapists, over 6 million people served globally and a 4.9 out of 5 average session rating from 1.7 plus million reviews, it's a solid place to start. So sign up and get 10% [e-mail] Z Zanen Heath that's better. H E L p.com Zanenheath thank you Better Help for sponsoring this podcast. We love you. Are you on Traders?

[D]

Yes, Matt.

[C]

It's the only reality show I've ever watched in my entire life that I'm like, this is. This is it.

[D]

All right. We're about to. Guys, we're about to talk about the show like it's sponsored. It's not. It's genuinely a amazing show.

[C]

I never wanted to be on TV so bad in my life. I was like, I want to play this game.

[B]

I already DM the casting woman this morning. Very. No, you did it. I did. I go, let's talk traitors. I. I said the eyeball emoji just on a whim.

[C]

The concept is so fun because the.

[B]

Next season is apparently going to be normal people, but I feel like we kind of qualify for that. I don't think we're. We're not famous enough to be on the celebrities and. But I don't know for normies, which I actually would prefer because in the UK they do normal people.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And I've seen clips of that. I like that a little bit more. Or I thought my brain would like it more because I think Celebrities has been people trying to get publicity. I don't like those personalities when they come out on tv. But Traders works very well for those types of people.

[D]

So the movie. So the show trailers is pretty much like the whole season is like a giant game of Mafia. It's like a mixture of Mafia imposters, and they pretty much put like 20 of these reality TV stars in one house. And every. Pretty much every week, two people are get, like, voted or murdered off the show. And there's like three to four traders just walking around and. And everybody has to convince each other that they are faithful and they are not the bad guy.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

So it's pretty much a game of just like, can you deceive everybody around you when you're a traitor? Can you catch the deceiver and can you catch the. Exactly.

[B]

And. And it. And it will come to. If you get too talkative, if you get too accusatory, it'll come bite your ass because those traitors will then murder you off.

[D]

Yeah. And it gets. It's crazy that these people. I don't know if they're professionals and they know that they have to get personal on TV to make a good show, but my God, you're watching this and you're watching. All these people are like, like big reality TV stars. There are people on Survivor, people on, like Real Housewives about Real Housewives shows, and you're watching, you're just like, how are they losing themselves? Like you are, you know, you're on a show. I feel like you're genuinely forgetting that you're on camera and they're just.

[C]

Michael Rapaport's Crash Out.

[D]

Oh, insane.

[B]

I loved him, though. I wanted him to stay. If I was on the show, I would have teamed up with him immediately as a faithful, because I could tell he was not a traitor.

[D]

Oh, you. You can tell. The problem is he was making it really hard for other. Other people to enjoy being on the show. There's a difference between being a good.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Look, I think if he was never on the season, I don't think the show would have been as big as it was because he did make everybody hate him. And that's a really good person to have on the show. Someone who's terrible. And he was terrible.

[B]

I think he was just trying to play the damn game.

[D]

He was trying to play the game, but, like, it was just so annoying.

[B]

I can call, I think, though, from a mile away. And the trade. I don't want to spoil right now who the traitors are, but if I was on the show, I'd be like those three traders.

[D]

No, you know what, Matt? I think that show, the way they edit it, it makes us think that we'd be really good.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

But when you're really in the moment, you're not watching everybody, the cameras are catching faces and moments that you will never see on that show. Just imagine being in a room of 20 people. You're already a little like nervous. You're only talking to a couple people. Mind you, they already have two episodes on this side of like, of a bunch of like a bunch of the. What do you. The confessionals and all that.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

You can't see any of that.

[B]

Right.

[D]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Right.

[D]

What I find really fun and without spoiling it, they. They have a. This season they have a trader that not even the audience knows. So you're almost like playing along while watching and the traders don't know that the other person is a trader. And the audience doesn't know either. That was really fun. And I think next season they should implement more traders for the audience so.

[B]

We can make it be. They can dub a new trader once the secret trader is out.

[D]

I think it's been.

[B]

It's from.

[D]

It's been a little bit. So I don't know. Don't do it.

[B]

I don't know. There's six more episodes. One of my friends was telling me that that can't happen. Who has watched it. But it's all different.

[C]

One thing I don't. I guess I think they explained it in the beginning, but I don't remember if there's. If all the traders make it to the end, those people split the money.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

And you can't out another trader.

[B]

It is a little confusing. Basically, if it comes down to four people, but it's one trader, three faithfuls. And if they all agree that all the faithfuls think we're all faithfuls, not any of us are a trader. The trader gets all the money and the faithfuls get nothing.

[D]

But don't they know how many traders are in the house right now or they don't?

[B]

That's a good question.

[D]

People, they. Everybody kind of already knows how many traders there are in the house.

[B]

That's a good question. It's. It's. I don't know. That's a great question, Zayn. We'll figure it out.

[D]

Remember that one girl, she was so. She was so certain about that.

[C]

4.

[D]

I had a feeling that she heard one of the producers or something. Cuz like how the hell would she have known exactly how many traders are.

[C]

Everybody's like, how do you know exactly?

[D]

And you know, you know, you know, in the background, she was like, in the confessional, she was like, no, I heard it. But they're like, we're not going to put that in.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

We're not going to put your vote.

[C]

They didn't really explain that.

[D]

So it's a great show.

[B]

I love. Very good show. And I'm. I'm just so hooked. I binged the whole thing.

[D]

I think the games could be better.

[B]

But, like, they're simple, fun, harmless games.

[D]

Because it's the round table. It's the round table that makes the whole show.

[B]

They don't want to make people, like, sweat too hard.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's just like a little puzzle and some physical. Physical exertion.

[D]

And I thought, like, in my head, I thought it'd be more of, like, games where you have to lie. You know what I mean? Like, very, like mind.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Mind trick games where it's like, oh, wow, this person is not really good at lying. Kind of like that dagger game that they played. Not really good Liar.

[B]

So Alec Cummings, though, is a phenomenal host of that.

[C]

He plays it.

[D]

He's such a good. Like. Like a magician's. Like a. Like a murder Tonight.

[B]

He has a Scottish accent.

[D]

He should be.

[C]

We were trying to figure out where we knew him from.

[B]

Spy Kids.

[C]

Burlesque.

[B]

Burlesque and Spy Kids. Watusi.

[C]

What?

[B]

Wagon Wheel. Watusi.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Wait, where is that from?

[B]

Burlesque in a chair. Because Christina Aguilera is, like, trying to audition and she's like, I. I want to be a part of this. She's like, all right. Wagon Wheel. Watusi. It's like a huge meme this. That.

[D]

Okay, it was a meme that I've never even seen.

[B]

Burlesque, Wagon Wheel, Watusi.

[C]

What's. What's his name again?

[B]

Alan Cummings, and he was in Spy Kids. He's floop.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

World with you lovely boys and girls.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Mean, nasty people with to.

[D]

I feel like he now looks younger in a way. Yeah, he. I feel like he looks more like a baby now.

[B]

I always get him confused with Paul Rubens, who was Pee Wee Herman. Ah.

[D]

Oh, they.

[B]

They look very similar. RIP Paul Rubens. But Alan Cummings, phenomenal. Gosh.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And the outfits that I want to be on the show because I want to get dressed every day because they all have, like, I think all the money.

[D]

I feel like all the money went into the stylist, like, the the wardrobe, what they're wearing is insane. And it's, you know, it's not cheap because they're not putting Lisa Rena in anything. Che. This is.

[B]

Except for the ball. Looks terrible. The sailor, I think. Wait, no. Yes.

[D]

There.

[B]

That whole thing with. I don't want to spoil too much, but when she walked down the stairs, I was like, if I was a contestant, I go, something's up with.

[D]

And you're sitting there like traitor. Like, you know, like she was doing pretty good until, like, she started, like, getting nervous. Cuz she's getting nervous like throughout the.

[B]

Oh, she lies with her sunglasses and she'll always repeat the same line twice. She's like, I am not a traitor. I am not.

[D]

But Colton is good. He is peeled.

[B]

Ever borderline evil. I think he has, like, I want to call him a narcissist, but like, high iq, sees everything through. It's all about him. Tendencies.

[D]

Yeah. Like you, his posture.

[B]

Yeah, but his posture during the round tables is like, freakish.

[D]

Yeah. He'd be a really good villain in like, in a show or art. Yeah, for sure. Because he has like his, like, I feel like he looks like straight through you.

[B]

Apparently outside of the show, he has some skeletons in his closet.

[C]

You can't close it.

[B]

Well, that too. But I don't know. Patricia was telling me some stuff. Maybe it's probably out. Let's just say some texts, some tracking, something going on with past relationships.

[D]

Jesse, that's like, scary. It's like, I don't know why. I feel like reality TV stars are accessible, so I get scared talking about them. I'm like.

[C]

But if you. If you refer to yourself as your name, automatically don't like you.

[D]

What do you mean?

[C]

I'm Lisa Rena. Lisa Rena. What? I'm like, stop calling yourself Lisa.

[B]

I love Lisa Renner. My mom loved Days of Our Lives. Like, she is a safe face on my childhood.

[D]

Oh, wait, she's an actress.

[B]

Yeah, she was on Days of Our Lives.

[D]

She's not a good actress on the show.

[B]

Soap opera actress.

[C]

My point exactly. Yeah, I just when. When you call yourself your name, I'm like, she's a housewife. She's.

[D]

Yeah, she's. I feel like those housewives. You're. You kind of like, get to do that. You get away with it.

[B]

Wild card Tara Lipinski. Remember, she was like a huge figure skater when we were kids.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, it's Tara Lipinski. Tara Lipinski.

[D]

Oh, she was like, I see. I didn't even know her.

[B]

She was like, on Every Sports Illustrated, Kids magazine. Like, as a kid, you remember, like, Mia Ham. It was like Tarla Pinsky.

[D]

You know, as I was watching, there's one person that just, in my head, just didn't belong. I don't know why they felt so out of place. Natalie.

[C]

Oh, she's from Survivor.

[D]

From Survivor. She's the one that's playing Survivor. As she was. She was playing. I was like, where are you from?

[B]

Or I don't know. I couldn't. Yes. Because sometimes I couldn't pinpoint who.

[D]

Survivor.

[B]

Or maybe. I don't know. She definitely wasn't.

[D]

She wasn't good at lying.

[B]

No, she wasn't. Let's not spoil too much, but Steven from Laguna beach is on it, but he's credited as One Tree Hill. I never knew that he was on One tree.

[D]

Oh, he was an actor.

[B]

I had no, I didn't watch Laguna beach with, like, LC No.

[D]

I only watched the OC, like, a few months ago.

[B]

I loved Laguna beach. And he has blossomed into such a nice dude. Like, he is a good player.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

As a faithful. Like, he doesn't get too involved. He's not accusatory. He means well. Like, during the whole ball, he was like. Like, guys. No, no, no. Like, he was really reasonable.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I liked his energy.

[D]

I just love how cutthroat people are on that show. It's just like, people get moon.

[C]

Show your true colors on that.

[D]

You really do. But yeah, no, I think you would do a really good job on that show. You too. I think it'd be like, I don't.

[C]

Know if I would want to go on as a faithful or a trader. Like, being a trader would be fun to, like, play the game and, like, do that type of stuff. But I would be. Too much pressure. I could.

[B]

I could not be a trainer.

[D]

I think the showrunners, after you send, like, your audition or whatever they say, I think they're really good at, like. Like, knowing, like, oh, this person would be a great.

[B]

You know what I'm worried about if I got on it?

[D]

What?

[B]

My rosacea. You have some flowers.

[D]

Imagine all the confessionals. So every time Matt is just talking.

[B]

He just gets so. Yes. That would be my biggest tell. Is my rosacea, and I think I wouldn't get casted because of it.

[C]

Matt, are you a traitor?

[D]

No, no.

[B]

Be bread. I don't. I'm worried about my rosacea if I got on it.

[D]

But, I mean, you get. You get to, like, drink a little bit. So you could just be red all the time.

[B]

But how much are you able to drink? Because that, like, was it not Big Brother, the Bachelor? You can only get, I think, one drink an hour or two drinks an hour. Oh, like, they can't. You can't get, like, too up.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And.

[B]

But I know that some people would time out for when the hour would pass to the other. They would double up and do two drinks and then have two drinks and then you had four. So that's. I heard a strategy.

[D]

Got it. I wonder. I wonder, when they're not filming, do they lock them all in their rooms in that castle?

[B]

Probably they do, right?

[D]

There's no way they're talking.

[C]

They don't.

[D]

Off camera.

[E]

I learned recently because a friend of mine used to work at Peacock, so he has connections to some of the people that work on the show. They don't sleep in the castle or they don't stay in the castle when they're not filming. They stay at hotels, like, by the airport.

[D]

But they separate them. Like, they definitely don't let them, like, cross paths.

[E]

They separate them.

[D]

But what if they have. And they have their phones on them?

[C]

I don't know. I. I don't know.

[B]

I would have, like, such a terrible tendency of just not talking about the game and be like Tara Lipinski. Like, what was it like winning in the olympics back in 97? Like, I would just so curious about all the other people. Yeah. That would also be my side strategy, is I would just befriend everybody and feel like I really got to know them. So they're like, I like having him around. He makes me feel nice. Yeah, that's. That's a move too. Is just be likable, be chill, and no one thinks you're a threat.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And you'll ride to the very end.

[C]

I just want to, like, play it with our friends. Like, I want to do it. Like.

[D]

I know, I know. I know it costs a lot of money, but, like, I really want to experience it like that also.

[C]

Just want to go to Scotland.

[D]

Yeah. Being a castle.

[B]

But at parties, if I. If you're the host of a party and if it's your birthday and that's what you want to do is play Mafia, Sure, I'll play it. But I hate going to a party. And playing Mafia takes over two hours.

[D]

I swear, we're playing, wouldn't the party be Mafia? Like, I feel like that's the whole point where that's like, the. Definitely a thing.

[B]

But it's like when someone's at a party go, let's play a game. I know learning all these rules, no one's paying attention.

[D]

I know after two drinks, I don't even want to play the game game anymore.

[B]

I'm a traitor. I get eliminated every time. But now watching the show, I have different tactics because I always come out right out of the gate and go, by the way, I'm a villager. I want to figure this out. Who's with me? Let's hunt it down. And I get eliminated like that. And then I'm sitting in the damn kitchen eating chips, listening to the whole game going on and I'm like, I hate this.

[C]

Yeah, once you're out, it's like, you.

[D]

Don'T need to overhaul your life to start investing. Just automate it. With Sash, your new year money goals can quietly run in the background while you focus on everything else. Stash isn't just another investing app. It's a registered investment advisor that combines automated investing with expert personalized guidance so you don't have to worry about gambling or figuring it out on your own. Honestly, I realized investing might be important when I realized my money can make money and I don't have to do any extra work. It just seemed like a no brainer to me, honestly. And Stash is simple, smart and stress free. Choose from personalized investments. Let Sasha's award winning smart portfolio do the work for you. Or pick a combo of both.

[B]

Both.

[D]

Stash is there to guide you every step of the way and Stash's Smart portfolio helps you invest in a diversified balanced portfolio and on a regular schedule. Just $3 a month gets you access to world class financial advice and personalized guidance so you can start investing in your future today. Join over 1,000,000 Active Stash subscribers and finally, let your money work as hard as you do. Don't let your money sit around. Put it to work with stash. Go to get.stash.com unfiltered to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That's get.stash.com stocks unfiltered. Again, that's get.stash.com unfilstered pay non client endorsement not representative of all clients and not a guarantee. Investment advisory services offered by Stash Investments LLC and SEC Registered Investment Advisor. Investing involves risk offer is subject to terms and conditions.

[B]

Speaking of a betrayal and conflict, we had a porch pirate at our house.

[D]

I saw that and I'm glad he posted it publicly. Good for you.

[B]

Oh shamed us them. So this is how it goes down. We're In Tahoe. We're having dinner, and we get a message from our people who live across from us on our duplex. And they go, you guys are out of town, right? And we're like, yeah. And he goes, do you know who this person is? Sends a screenshot of this dude. And we're like, wait, hold up. And we check our ring camera. And thankfully, our neighbor, we had a big pile of packages. Two packages were on top of the others, and those two packages were gone. Thank God. My neighbor was like, like, wait, how did those two disappear? And they're out of town.

[D]

The way he was grabbing a tube was like, he was just shopping. He was just sitting there like.

[B]

So we check the ring camera, play the one on the left. And this man just strolls up.

[D]

Looking like he's going home or something.

[B]

It looks like he's going, like, equal.

[C]

And he already has packages he stole.

[B]

Yes. He has someone store dash. He has an Amazon package and takes these two packages.

[D]

How does he, like, no way. How do you not know that? There's cameras everywhere. Like, your face, like, his face is as clear as day Clear just any.

[B]

But he's, like, looking into our, like, main window. But, like, did he either he just. He doesn't know that, like, ring doorbell cameras look like doorbells, you know? I think he was tweaking on drugs. Look at his shoes, by the way. Can we run that back? Look at these damn shoes. Where are you? What is that?

[C]

You can't pick and choose when you're stealing. What size it is is.

[B]

He must have been doing leg day if you wanted just some, like.

[D]

Wait, go back me when I put.

[C]

My dad's shoes on when I was a kid.

[D]

Yeah. What are those shoes?

[B]

Just some r force ones, big boy.

[D]

And he got no socks. You know them st and wearing a.

[B]

Neon highlighter green shirt like a damn.

[D]

You're gonna wear the one color that everybody can fucking notice when you're stealing. Insane.

[B]

So I shamed him.

[C]

What did he steal?

[B]

You know what? Just PR packages. Thank goodness.

[D]

Has anybody dmed you about it?

[B]

No, but I keep checking them. And I posted it.

[D]

I'm surprised not one person recognizes that.

[B]

I posted it on, like, the ring app. I posted on nextdoor. I posted it on a couple of Facebook groups, and nothing. Nothing.

[D]

It'd be smart if he came, like, from out of town, like, hours away.

[C]

Jared, what are you doing?

[E]

I'm trying to find his shoes.

[D]

Yeah, you know, you can try to see, like, you could try to investigate this.

[B]

I've been thinking about like going printing out pictures and putting them down in the WeHo bars. I'm not profiling, but I get a vibe he's from. From the neighborhood.

[D]

Matt, that's not a bad idea because.

[B]

That'S what a lot of people were messaging me. Like they were going, you need to go down to like Rocco's and go to like all the gay bars over there. High tops. Because he's wearing high tops.

[D]

You put. You put a close up of his shoes next to his face. Just embarrassing.

[B]

I'm on the dance floor just like.

[D]

You'Re holding the paper as you're like.

[B]

Have you seen this man? Have you seen this man?

[D]

Imagine seeing him on a night out, though. That would be exciting.

[B]

Oh, his face just seems pretty distinct though. Yeah, like somebody in the neighborhood has.

[C]

To go back to his face. Let me see him.

[D]

It's crazy. Like, how so? Just like, it's just as clear as that.

[C]

My man's got a clean haircut.

[B]

He doesn't look unhoused. Like, he clearly, I think has some resonance and just maybe a little bit of a speed problem.

[D]

He also looks like he like, takes care of his, like, skin care.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Like, you know, you could tell he's using keels.

[B]

Look at that.

[D]

It's so soft.

[B]

He buys the good also fresh haircut. Maybe I need to go to the salons.

[D]

Oh, and he definitely has Botox. Look at him scrunching his face. And there's no law.

[B]

Well, enjoy those skin creams.

[C]

Check out Equinox. He clearly goes to the gym.

[B]

He's fit, but he clearly can afford an Equinox membership. But he has to go.

[C]

Well, maybe he can afford it because he's stealing everything else and his money selling on Facebook.

[D]

Marketplace.

[B]

I just can't believe you do one pickup, you go, let's hit a couple more.

[C]

He can barely carry all of it.

[B]

Like your food's gonna get cold, Boo Boo. I can't. But yeah, that's him. Gonna get you, whoever you are. But we didn't even file a police report because just not nothing is like truly a value, you know?

[D]

You know what?

[B]

And I don't even know what the products were.

[D]

Honestly, I think this happens so much and he knows that. And he's probably bit. He's probably seen posts like that before, but he knows that police don't really do anything, Matt.

[C]

You want to find out? Put it on tick tock.

[B]

You think so? But we're gonna find you. Did you guys see? Watch Alex Honnold climb.

[D]

Dude, I didn' was going to happen until after he finished.

[B]

It was supposed to be on Friday and they delayed it insane. Due to like weather and stuff. Which freaked me out. Like. Ok. What? There's moisture on this damn building. But then it was good conditions on Saturday. He did it, bro.

[C]

He's insane.

[B]

Did it within like one hour and 30 minutes.

[D]

I'm just surprised. That's like a. It's like a. Because obviously he's not just some. What do you call. What do you call those guys that do those crazy fucking. They jump off buildings?

[B]

Like a base stuntman. Okay.

[D]

What'd you say?

[E]

Base jumper?

[D]

Base jumper. Yeah.

[B]

It's they.

[D]

Because they'll have people that do it illegally or whatever. But like I feel. I don't know. There's just something about this where the whole world is watching this. Imagine he fell, right? Just such a fucking traumatic thing. I'm just surprised that we're even allowed.

[B]

It's a.

[C]

It's a modern day Evel Knievel and I'm.

[B]

Fuck.

[C]

I love it.

[D]

Do you know what I mean though?

[B]

Like why it was such a risk. But I think him out of all people, he free solos El Capitan.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And. Which is twice as high. I think in Taipei 101.

[D]

It's more just.

[B]

He practiced. I knew he was going to be just fine. Halfway through when they were interviewing his wife and she's beaming, smiling. I bet he told her, by the way, when I get halfway, I'm fine, babe. Like, do not worry. Because I don't know. He's a master of this.

[D]

I know guys, trust me. I get it. It's sick. I get. I'm just surprised guys that they just. Especially since this is like a televised event and this is like a. Like kind of a legal event. Like they got maybe a permit or whatever. Just put a parachute.

[B]

Like why don't you just have like a safety net or something?

[D]

Or just a parachute. I mean it's like still he can do it better than anybody. But it's almost that like if he doesn't make it, dude, unfortunately, at least his punishment isn't death. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

At least he gets a chance.

[B]

I can't save himself because of the platforms. If he fell, he would hit a platform and like. Like probably live. Maybe like have a.

[D]

You see where I'm. You see? I'm going with this though.

[B]

I know, but I'm just trying to calm it.

[C]

No, I get you.

[D]

It just thinks that the punishment in front of everybody to see is. It's not like Skydiving because skydiving. It's not like the whole world is watching. You know, like something unfortunate happens. It's like, oh, like something bad. But this is like a televised whole event that we're all watching. Just like, right. Oh, he fell. Oh, guess what? Everyone's probably going to be sad for a little bit and then. And then. And get over it. It's just like this, like, weird little thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, but it was amazing. He made. I was like, that's insane.

[C]

It's insane that. With a wife and kid. I know.

[D]

But also, I think the wife was up. Was up on the, like, up in the.

[C]

He's also got something wrong with him.

[B]

I mean, he's on the spectrum a little bit.

[C]

Like, no, just the way he, like, looks at, like, life and being able to do this. Like, that's not normal that you can. It's courage. It's bravery, obviously. But, like, he does not. Like, I don't know. There's no.

[D]

But that's also me. After four tequila shots, I'm climbing any building around me. After four shots of tea, I am invincible. I could probably count that. Climb that building too, if I want.

[B]

Yeah, I. I try to climb the Chick Fil A and Burbank.

[D]

Drunk Starbucks at Saddle Ranch. You wouldn't have done that sober.

[C]

It's true.

[D]

But this guy does it sober and I think that's what makes it better than all of us.

[E]

He's high on life and he's kind of adorable.

[B]

He's kind of cute.

[C]

He's really.

[B]

If he was, like, really weird looking, I'd be like, he's just like. He's like a little monkey. He just looks like a.

[C]

Almost like a little finance bro. Yeah. Like, put him in a suit, give him a briefcase.

[B]

Can you imagine, though, he got up there and, like, didn't know how to work the phone and didn't get a selfie. I kept thinking like, you better be. Get that damn picture. But it was really beautiful to watch. Can't believe it.

[D]

Because I used to Wait, did he get sponsored by energy drink? Did he, like, chug a Red Bull before?

[B]

He is clearly wearing a North Face shirt the whole time. And Netflix is probably paying him. He had a really good. And I rewatched Free Solo and he went back to his high school and like, high school or just students were asking him questions and they go, how much money do you have? And he goes. He goes, I do. Well, I would say like a moderately successful dentist or a really successful dentist. I'm like, good answer. For like a PR question, you know, like, it's. What's that 200k like, that he has in the bank?

[D]

I don't know. Moderate. I feel like a moderate.

[B]

Maybe he said, like, very successful distance.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

That's. You're talking about salary, but I'm talking about, like, life. How much. Like, that's how much money he has. Yeah, I know.

[C]

He's a millionaire. Billionaire.

[B]

Oh, for sure. Now, I bet he's worth at least 3,4 million after this or just after free solo. I mean, you get so many sponsorships, so many speaking gigs. You books better than everybody.

[C]

There is nobody like him.

[B]

Yeah, truly.

[C]

There's other people that do, like, solo, free solo climbs and stuff like that.

[D]

But, like, there's a documentary about the El Cavitan. Like, he's climbing that, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is just.

[C]

Oh, have you seen the old guy? Guy, like 70 years old that does buildings, too. But he's in, like, leather jacket, pants and style foot and he's got, like, long hair. Oh, what's his name? Dude, he's nuts, though.

[B]

Like.

[C]

And you watch him climb.

[B]

Is he, like, gorilla doing it? Like, I mean, like, just showing up and like. Yeah, Matt, it's not planned or.

[C]

He is crazy.

[D]

And I just feel like it. I feel like it just hurts me even climbing a rock, like, on the side of a. Like, just anywhere. I'm already like.

[B]

And you have to, like, relax your body at the same time. I've done rock climbing a few times, but I realize I tense up so much. But you have to almost, like, be kind of monkey with it and, like, swing in and move and trust your momentum.

[C]

I think his name. I think his name is, like, Alan Robert or something like that.

[B]

That guy.

[C]

That's him.

[D]

It looks like he trained.

[B]

He's wearing, like, leather pants climbing.

[C]

You gotta see this guy. He's insane. Well, he's got a. He's got a snake skin vest and pants.

[D]

Oh, you know, he's hot as.

[B]

He looks like Iggy Pop.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He looks like Crocodile Dundee and Iggy Pop had a baby.

[C]

But what? Dude, he is wild.

[B]

He's an urban climber.

[E]

Oh, this is from 2009, bro.

[C]

He got, like, all the way to the top of one thing.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[C]

What? Couldn't get past it and had to climb all the way back down. Down.

[D]

I genuinely think this is, like, that's probably how they want to go at some point.

[B]

He's doing that with jeans on. What? Buddy? Oh, gosh. He has it some problems in his head.

[D]

Is he like I want to like climb in style or like to him this is the most comfortable thing for him to wear.

[B]

I think it's notoriety, it's ego, it's or like age. I don't know what.

[D]

Cuz you're already stiff at that age.

[B]

Oh, I think he did it like once and he thinks that's like his good luck charm. Or like his signature is that he needs to wear unconventional clothing. A little razzle.

[D]

North Face All Saints is all over.

[C]

Him buying whatever jeans he's got on to do this. Cuz they got to be flexible and.

[D]

That'S a great like promo for a pair of jeans. Like the most flexible jeans in the world.

[B]

This guy's talking. What if he just splat. Sorry, that's terrible. Just like oh.

[C]

Not what we wanted.

[B]

To see here today.

[D]

What's that website?

[C]

Www.parachute.com?

[D]

Yeah, what's is that? It's the sheets Parachute, the betting company.

[B]

It looks like he wrote that with damn sharpie.

[D]

No, it's not Parachute. It says there's something in between the parachute letters. Like Tu Roman shoot or something. The brand was like, we'll give you 500 if you wear this back your shirt.

[C]

We'll give you a free jacket.

[D]

Say less. That's fucking. I didn't even know they made buildings like climbable like that.

[B]

I was wondering that. Do you think the architects of Taipei101 were watching and like why did we not think of this?

[D]

Like how is someone able to climb this?

[B]

You made a building that is climbable. I think you shouldn't make a building that's climbable.

[D]

Yeah, that's a lossy way to happen.

[B]

Like it was just. It was all like meant to be. I'm like where did they plan that someone was gonna do this? That it was possible to like it literally looks like.

[C]

I think. I think Alex Honnold said the hardest building to climb was Holiday Inn or something like that. I'm like interesting. I guess the way like the windows and frame is.

[D]

Has he climbed the pyramid?

[B]

No, I don't think people are allowed to climb the pyramid.

[C]

There's been people that have done it though.

[D]

You're not allowed to, but you're allowed.

[B]

To climb a skyscraper with permission. But I think like the pyramid is like kind of like.

[D]

I feel like Egypt would really fuck with him.

[B]

Sure. I don't think though like it's kind of like a sacred like thing. I know that you can like walk on it, you can fuck with it and shit. But like I don't know the People.

[D]

That work there definitely don't treat it as sacred. Remember all the fucking people working around. I was like, I think we're finding this more sacred than these Egyptians that live here.

[C]

So cool, though.

[B]

How was the bachelor party you went on?

[D]

It was good. You should have met up with us, Ma.

[B]

I know everyone's energy level that night was a little low, and you guys were further than what we thought.

[D]

Yeah, we were. We were a big group, and it was, like, wild. That's why we're like, you guys should definitely meet up with us. It's like a fun time.

[C]

Did you go gamble?

[B]

I did go gamble.

[D]

We didn't. The areas around us, wasn't that, like, lit?

[B]

Really?

[D]

The only place that we, like, that was fun when we went to that whole area where. Like the plaza where you go before you get on the ski lift, that was kind of fun. We did that during the day, but, like, at night, everything's dead, really. Like, literally 10pm Bars are shutting down. Restaurants are just, like, empty.

[B]

It's just like, on the north side. Yeah.

[D]

It is not a night city at all. You got to get everything done during the day.

[B]

You got to go down the south, because that's where it's, like, a little livelier.

[E]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah, because that's, like four casinos all next to each other. There's, like, clubs. There's, like, bands playing.

[D]

Oh, yeah. We didn't get that at all.

[B]

No.

[D]

Yeah, but we were far away from.

[C]

We're.

[D]

We were like an hour and a half from each other.

[B]

Right. When you were at the casino, we were, like, 45 minutes away from you, but it was, like, so late. But, like, something.

[D]

We were so far from the casino. But that casino that we went to wasn't. Was dead.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, well, bummer.

[D]

We were, like, the only ones there. It was a really. Did you drink?

[B]

Did you party? Did you get into any trouble?

[D]

Yeah, no, we. We just. We just, like, drank, you know, just regular bachelor stuff. He had a really good time. He enjoyed it.

[B]

It. Did you ski?

[D]

No, I literally, my sciatica just, like, not just ended. It just the. It just healed and I just didn't want anything to happen. Like, I was thinking about Heat's bachelor party because we. I went skim boarding, like, from attached to the boat or. That's not skim boarding. Wakeboarding. We went wakeboarding. I was like, ah, this is. It's going to happen again. Saying, just don't do it. So I didn't, and I'm glad I did. I just sat at the Bar?

[C]

No, toboggan.

[D]

Toboggan? What's toboggan?

[B]

It's like a sled. It's like a long sled.

[D]

They didn't have that, but they. Dude, they had this disco. Disco theme, like tubing area. It looks like a giant rave. It was insane. We saw from all the way. We're like, there's a rave out here. But it was just like this tubing type in Lake Tahoe. Disco. Tubing.

[B]

Okay, Disco.

[D]

No, it's wild. I saw tick tocks on it.

[B]

Whoa, whoa. That looks like Rainbow Road and Mario.

[D]

It looked crazy. We didn't do it. Some of the guys wanted to do it, but it wasn't enough. I was not one of the guys that wanted to gonna do it. I was like. Cuz it's like, you know that line was gonna be long. It's like.

[C]

I love a good ski resort that has the Log Cabin bar like halfway down.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[C]

Like snowboard halfway down. Pull over.

[D]

Oh, like just like the outside bars where you just kind of like you.

[C]

Cruise in and then you key up to it.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Something about it.

[D]

They didn't have any up bars up on the side. You had to come back down.

[B]

Oh, well, they didn't have.

[D]

Remember, Remember when we went all the way up and we're together that like everybody was up there.

[B]

They didn't have.

[C]

Have anything like Big Bear. Big Bear has the one that's like.

[B]

But then it's like, yeah, have some alcohol before you go do this huge physical activity.

[D]

It is crazy that they're like pretty much encouraging you to.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

When I was in Aspen one time and I drank a lot at a bar and I was like, I gotta get down from here. Is that.

[D]

Is that the one where you tumble down?

[B]

No, no, that was. No, no, no, no, no.

[D]

When we're out there, I couldn't. I couldn't stop thinking about that moment where like I didn't see you for 45 minutes and you were just all dirt.

[B]

I saw a handful of people in the mountain just going down in those like stretchers just getting pulled by a snowmo just because they. They couldn't do it hurt themselves. Probably tore their acl. Anything like that. I was like, oh gosh, I hope that's not me.

[D]

Really? Your day up on that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's why I'm just such a ca. I love skiing, but I'm so cautious skiing and I need to like relax and trust my momentum. But I'm like, I just don't want to get hurt it is great.

[D]

But the thing is, you do get hurt more when you're like, when you're stop and thinking about it.

[C]

Have you seen the people that go up alone on a snowmobile to the very top and they turn the snowmobile, they just let it go, and the snowmobile just goes all the way down the mountain and they're just like, snowboarding.

[D]

And like, skiing on the. Are you talking about the side of it?

[B]

And then they catch up with it.

[C]

Like, that way you can like, get.

[B]

Up there like ghost riding. Like you get out of your car when it's in automatic and like, so.

[C]

You can go to like, places that don't have lifts and like, you can go back country skiing and they'll ride a snowmobile all the way up and they just push it down, down, and they'll just go.

[D]

They'll push it down like on its right. Like, it stays. Yeah, I guess I'm like, trying to picture what you're talking about. Like, it just. It stays right side up and it just goes all the way down. Like a.

[C]

Let it sled down.

[B]

I.

[D]

In my head, it would tumble. Like, you hit a little bump. You just. It just.

[E]

So they just.

[C]

They just go ripping and then.

[B]

Hell, look at this.

[C]

Look at this, bro.

[D]

After doing that snowmobile in Sweden, I. I just never need to do it again. It just like, really sucked.

[C]

Snowmobile is kind of sketchy.

[D]

Oh, they heath. They are. I'd much rather do like an ATV on in a tropical climate.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

I'd be so scared that the snowmobile like, goes off something and then you're just stranded.

[D]

There's just something so scary about getting stranded in a snowy place, just being all alone. But it's like, so beautiful at the same time. It's like, wow, this place looks like heaven, but I'm about to die.

[E]

So. Okay, so we were talking about this. This either last episode or a couple episodes ago or something, but you guys mentioned that one of.

[C]

That.

[E]

You feel like one of the more acceptable uses of AI, especially for students, is to, like, take the notes or the lecture or whatever and transform it into a podcast.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

To help you study.

[B]

I don't have an issue with. Just don't use it to write your damn essays and make your thoughts for you. But.

[E]

Exactly.

[D]

But.

[E]

So I came across this video of this girl that was like, using a service like this. That and it. There's a ton of, like, options and like, different voices you can choose. And I just want to play this because it.

[D]

It just.

[E]

It made Me laugh at how ridiculous it is.

[C]

Someone pretty please tell me who's having this much of a hard time reading that they need this. Like, I'm just trying to get my work done here.

[B]

I'm just trying to do my reading.

[C]

And I'm like, oh, you know, reading out loud.

[B]

Yeah, that's maybe not that bad.

[C]

Look at all this crap. Look at. At all this.

[B]

Who needs the organ to read to them? What?

[C]

Huh?

[B]

It's like Daft Punk. Like, telling you how to reading it for you. They have so many mods like that.

[E]

They have so many. But it was just the organ made me laugh. It just sounds like you're da punk in a cathedral.

[D]

Wait, there's got to be reason why they have that in there. I don't.

[E]

I cannot think of.

[C]

There's no way somebody's clicking that, like, already now.

[B]

Probably not to study, but I bet the AI just has all of these tools where it can just. It's just. You can put lyrics into it and it will sound like a Daft Punk song, but it also gives you the option to fully read text in that mode.

[C]

What's the little voice box thing that I want to think you work out?

[B]

Oh, like the little tube.

[E]

I think it's called a talk box.

[B]

A talk box.

[D]

So good. I love that thing. Every time I hear. I was like, it just makes you sound 10,000 times.

[B]

I want to play around on one, but, like, I don't know anyone who has one. And I'm like, can I put my mouth on your tube?

[C]

It's just, you know, who has one?

[D]

Fog it up.

[B]

Who?

[C]

Jordan.

[B]

He does.

[D]

He had one.

[B]

Do you have to, like, I'm curious, though. Are you just mouthing it with a little bit of air? Like, how is. What's coming out of your mouth? Like, are you, like, lightly singing it?

[C]

Yeah, you're kind of doing it.

[B]

You're not like, yeah, you're, like, doing the.

[C]

You're saying it, singing it, and it kind of like amplifies it almost and does that effect.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

We should do a full episode.

[B]

It's nice to meet you, animatronic family. We open real soon.

[D]

Where's that from?

[B]

For five nights at Freddy's, it got really popular, but I think the song was already, like, kind of this weird.

[D]

Was it, like, coming out of, like, a old music box or something? Is that. Was that, like, the vibe of the.

[B]

I think it's just one of those, like, weird kind of like anime scene songs.

[D]

Just the sound of, like. Why is it, like, sound creepy?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

Almost like it sounds like it's coming out of, like, a music box, but.

[C]

Like, in a something you crank.

[B]

We open real soon. I've always wanted to play Five Nights at Freddy's.

[D]

Is that a good movie? Like, are those.

[B]

No, I didn't like the first one, but the next one's with McKenna Gray, so maybe.

[D]

But it's like. It's like a cult. It's almost like a cult.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Followed, like, people.

[B]

Who was that German YouTuber that was like the biggest YouTuber in the world. World. No, PewDiePie.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It was like a PewDiePie game that it was. It just. It was a big streamer game where you're, like, working at this old abandoned pizza shop and the animatronics just scare you. And a lot of, like, viral people be like, damn.

[D]

It started as a game.

[B]

Started as a game. Huge cult following. A lot of kids loved it. And then they made it into a movie. So that's five.

[D]

Because it was like a good horror horror for kids. You know what I mean? It's like, because kids want to watch horror, but. But, like, a lot of them are really scary. So you do Five Nights at Freddy's?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, we like Goosebumps, you know, I don't mind a little Spooks for the kids. Yeah, it's good.

[D]

Goosebumps. I remember those books used to terrify me. I thought they were so scary.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. The haunted mask, which Ms. Mary Beth Annabeth, whatever her name is. And she puts that mask on and it's like. She's like, it's on my skin. It doesn't come off. And she's worried she's going to be like that for the rest of her life.

[D]

I remember I got so excited. There was one of the Goosebumps books had. There was a character in the book that had my name, but also my dad's name, which was really crazy. Lebanese. Yeah, but they weren't Lebanese, though.

[C]

Wasn't. Wasn't one of the Goosebumps. Didn't it come with a mask that you could, like, rip out? Like, I feel like I remember something with the mask that you could as.

[B]

Like an accessory to the book or like a VHS or something.

[C]

Remember having.

[D]

Is that it?

[C]

Something that went with it.

[B]

Oh, but there was also some. Taco Bell had some toys, too, that were Goosebumps themed.

[C]

Okay, maybe it was that. And I just had the book and.

[B]

I had the mask, probably, maybe. Yeah. Taco Bell did have, like, a bunch of Those toys. I had that chipmunk looking thing.

[D]

Goosebump. That's such a good name. Like a good title.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Goosebumps.

[B]

And in Spanish it's Escala Frios. I. Yeah. Goosebumps. Arlstein. Brilliant. I wonder what his house looks like.

[D]

Is he. He's alive.

[B]

Yeah, Arlstein is alive, but it has to be like 80 something now. Wow.

[C]

Were you into those like Hardy books as a kid?

[B]

Hardy Boys?

[D]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yellow font. It's like yellow font.

[C]

They were all like.

[B]

It's just like the night of the Spooky Tower. Or like it was like a boys. Nancy Drew. It was Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys.

[C]

Detective type. Hardy.

[D]

Hardy Boys.

[B]

H A Rd Party Boys.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They were big in like the 50s and 60s. Like. Oh, yeah. Treasure.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. I had that as a kid, but I didn't read them that much. But our parents generation.

[C]

I feel so bad. Like my mom wanted me to get into reading when I was a kid and we went to Barnes and Nobles. We walked around for like an hour. We picked out. I'm not every like 15 of those books.

[B]

Books.

[C]

And I was excited. I was like, this one looks good, bro. They sat on my.

[B]

You never picked them up?

[C]

I never read one.

[B]

I feel like girls love Nancy Drew more than like boys ever got around to Hardy Boys. But did the Hardy Boys ever hook up with Nancy Drew? No. I think they did collab a couple of times. Nancy Drew. The Nancy Drew movies are good. The one with Emma Roberts, I've never seen it. Oh, dude, it's good. And then the one with Sophia Lillis, they made I. I love it. It's like really funny. It's a good mystery.

[D]

And then it's crazy how like, like. Because I always get confused with like the author and Nancy Drew on Nancy.

[B]

Nancy Grace.

[D]

Oh, that's Nancy Grace. That's not Nancy.

[B]

Is it her name? Nancy Grace? Who? White. Isn't it?

[D]

Who's the one with the blonde hair?

[B]

She's like, we're going to get to the bottom of this.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Nancy. Okay. That's Nancy Grace. I thought they were both.

[B]

You know what they have in Texas? The death penalty.

[D]

Dude, she'd be an amazing guest. Yes.

[B]

Nancy Grace.

[D]

Nancy Gr.

[B]

Here. Oh. I would pay good money for her just to yell at me, just belittle me.

[D]

There are some ladies that you just want.

[B]

I would also pay good money to have Anna Gunn from screaming or from Breaking Bad. Screaming. Walt. Matt. How dare you just. Oh, good. That would be my dominatrix, like snm Just like. Or bdsm just. Oh, yeah, her. Yell at me. Yell at me. Anna. Go Gun.

[C]

She was so good in that show.

[B]

Brilliant. She hasn't been in much since.

[C]

She didn't need.

[D]

It's like. Like, you'll see her rarely in, like, different movies. Like, I was watching the movie Flight with Denzel Washington. She was one of the board members.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

Like, remember they were doing that whole, like, case about the. The. The flight that went down. She was one of the.

[B]

And it's wild watching sign. I think she was, like, in an episode of Seinfeld, too. It's crazy watching episodes of Seinfeld. How many famous people are, like, girls that just Jerry dates, like, and stuff.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like. Or like, Brian Cranston is, like, the dentist on it. And you'll see. Oh, who's from Sex in the City? Not Sarah Jessica Parker. Not the redhead. No, the brunette. The brunette. Her. She's in, like, an episode. There's just so many celebs you'll catch in Seinfeld that were just, like, a big stepping stone for their careers.

[D]

I mean, I honestly, I don't think anybody knows about the. What happened. But that one. Samantha Jeff Jones, like, not coming back to that show.

[B]

Kim Cattrall. Yes. How? Because her and Sarah Jessica Parker were not getting along. She felt Sarah Jessica Parker was a very fake friend to her. I believe. Like, I believe Kim Cattrall's mom passed away, and Sarah Jessica Parker was, like, very fake about, like, being compassionate towards her.

[D]

That was, like, the whole.

[B]

It was a lot to do with Sarah Jessica Parker. And it's like, I don't like her, so I'm not coming.

[D]

Whose side are you on?

[B]

I want to believe Kim Cattrell. I think all power to you. It's very bold that you won't even go for the damn paycheck because that's how big it means to you.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So.

[D]

And.

[B]

And.

[D]

But she knew she was the favorite, too. It's like this. It was, like, the sense of, like.

[B]

Maybe it did come down to money. I don't know. Maybe if Sarah Jessica Parker was getting way more than all the other girls for all the movies and stuff. Even though I think Kim Cattrell is in most of the movies, but she didn't come back for the show. Show, or she was for, like, one episode.

[D]

Got it.

[B]

But every time.

[C]

Was the show that good? I know. It's, like, super iconic every time.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's a really. It's a show where, like, not too much, like, plot is happening. It just explores the idea of, like, certain types of men, certain types of dynamics in dating. Because she's like a sex column.

[C]

But it was a. It was a. What do they call this type of shows? Like a sitcom?

[D]

Oh, no, no, no, no. It was more. It was just more of like a comedy drama.

[B]

More of a comedy. It's a comedy. A female comedy.

[C]

Okay, drama. But it's not like a King, a Queens type.

[D]

It was. It was. It was an HBO show.

[B]

It's like a.

[C]

Like a Gray's Anatomy type of show.

[B]

Yeah, no, not that serious.

[D]

No, no, not even like that. That's more of like a soap opera, I would say. Grey's Anatomy.

[B]

Right? Yeah. So that's it. No, Grey's Anatomy. It's. It is soap opera, opera.

[D]

It's like. I feel like it's the American soap opera. If American. If America had soap operas, I feel like it'd be.

[B]

Yes, it's. It's very soapy, I would say. So.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

You learn something every day.

[D]

I've never seen the shows, but I did watch the movies.

[B]

You would, you know, Sex in the City, I think, could help you.

[C]

It could be very educational.

[D]

The only time I ever watch the shows is when I'm getting my hair. When I'm bleaching my hair, because I sit down like this and they have it hanging up on the roof.

[B]

So you're watching.

[C]

They have TVs mounted to.

[D]

Mounted to the roof. So you're just sitting there and you're just watching. Washing it like that.

[C]

How. How long are you getting your hair shampooed for that? They.

[D]

It's not shampooed. It's. They. They put the dye. You know how, like, when they bleach, they, like, dye it. They put the dye in your hair. So you're sitting there and you have to let it. They. They really don't need to have it there. I think they just have it there just for a detail. Just in the shop.

[C]

Do they still have those big tube things that go the. The big bubble that they like.

[B]

They have.

[D]

They have it in the. The haircut place that I normally go to.

[B]

To. It's usually for, like, after you get your hair, like, dyed, they have all the foil on it and stuff. And, like, you go. And stuff.

[D]

So why don't I, like, when they do my hair, why don't I go.

[B]

Under there, like, coloring it?

[D]

Yeah, because.

[B]

Are they wrapping your hair up in foil? Like, you know what I'm talking about?

[D]

Like, I mean, they put, like, the. They Put like the towel and the. She just to like.

[B]

I don't know. I think it's different.

[D]

Maybe I don't. Maybe I don't.

[C]

Like.

[D]

They only do it for a lot of hair.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

If you have a lot like a. Yeah.

[C]

And you don't have very much.

[D]

Very little. Honestly, that thing probably fries my hair out. I'm sitting under there.

[C]

Those things are.

[D]

Every time I see that, it reminds me of the scene in White Chicks, Marcus, when. When her and her friend are like calling about the.

[C]

And you are falling asleep again and.

[D]

They walked out with the shit still in their hair.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you guys. Sorry. Sad news. Ms. Shirley passed away. Did you ever see her on TikTok? Ms. Shirley, she's the woman who was always down on skid row and homeless people would come up and she's like, what do you want people, baby? And she would give them like food and stuff.

[D]

Oh, she would give like in Ziploc baggies to the home. All the.

[B]

Yes. And she would always give them a choice. She goes, what do you want? Do you want the M&M's or do you want the Lays Baby? And she would. She was out there every day.

[D]

Every day she would do it.

[B]

She would live stream it all the time she was filming. Yes. She was out there all the time helping these people.

[D]

Really sad.

[B]

I. I was crushed when I heard this. Ms. Shirley, she spent.

[D]

She spent. I feel like she spent her life.

[B]

Helping a true angel, a true saint.

[C]

Like, do. Do you know how she's. How do you. It's not like she's old.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. I really don't know the circumstances. I know it's so sad. She was like 58. But I just want to say RIP to Ms. Shirley. Beauty Streets is just. I. I hope her mission still continues, but I just wanted to shout her out. I'm still processing it.

[D]

Like one more legend. RIP Catherine o'.

[C]

Hara.

[D]

Oh, literally two hours ago, we got the. Got the headline. The news. Insane.

[B]

That's so sad. Oh, just a legend.

[D]

And you know what? She. And she. She got into a few more legendary movies. Movies before she went.

[B]

Truly.

[D]

She did.

[B]

And it's just. It's so sad. I mean, you. And I guess she's. Apparently she had a very quick illness. I mean, by the time this episode comes out, a bit more will be shared. But you also sometimes just don't know when certain celebrities are sick. But they just keep it private and then they go. Which is like. You have to respect that. But how would you. If you Were sick with something.

[C]

Zane would make it his whole person.

[B]

Oh yeah. Probably me too. It's crazy.

[D]

I. I definitely wouldn't though.

[B]

I think it's like a different level of fame when you're like a pret. Pretty notable public figure. You want to just have a little bit of privacy in your life because you don't want the public to be speculating, picking it apart.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Just draining it out and you lose yourself.

[D]

I feel like some like. To do like, like showcase a lot, a lot of time. Do a press run because just to show other people that are having the same.

[B]

I think if you're battling like a very severe illness. If you're going through als. Yes. You got to go around it like, like, like Selma Blair. Her going around doing that.

[D]

And what's his name? The one of euphoria. The dad.

[B]

Yes. Him as well. Also isn't Christina Applegate right now is battling through something. Something like that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Celine Dion, she's like the stiff person syndrome or something like that.

[D]

That's really sad watching seeing the interviews like recently. It's really sad.

[B]

I know. Oh, it's just. It's just heartbreaking as we get older. All of these greats that we know. Know battling.

[D]

It's so scary because you said you sit there as a 30 year old you're like, I feel like I'm gonna be healthy but it can hit you at any age.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Without any signs in the beginning. So scary.

[C]

Getting old sucks.

[B]

Oh, Christina Celine Dion. Yes. Has stiff person syndrome. Sps.

[C]

What is. I've never heard of that. What is that?

[B]

It's a rare autoimmune neurological disorder caused by progressive muscle stiffness, painful spasms, increased sensitivity to stimulate noise and touch. That sucks. Especially for being a single.

[C]

Muscles are just kind of. Yeah. It's crazy how many things like can go wrong with your body.

[B]

I know, I know.

[D]

It doesn't matter how healthy you are either. It's crazy.

[B]

Yep. That you just gotta hope for the best. Live in the moment.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

And enjoy this ride.

[C]

And then. And then you got the old lady who.

[D]

She's.

[C]

What's your secret? Like smoke cigarettes and drinks a Dr. Pepper a day.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

She's like 110.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[D]

It is crazy how like. And she's. How old is she now or how old was she in the video?

[C]

I think she was like 100. Something crazy.

[D]

Crazy.

[C]

Let's drink a Dr. Pepper every day.

[B]

Dr. Pepper baby.

[D]

It's good and nice. Just hurt.

[B]

That's good.

[D]

Have you seen. Have you seen Everybody now trying to hop on the Trend because, like, $2 million.

[C]

Is that true? She really got 2 million?

[D]

No, no, that's not true, dude. So, AI, I think there's a couple people that posted first that believed it, but now everybody. Everybody is hopping on the trend of like, $2 million as a trend.

[B]

Yeah. There's that damn AI photo of her and, like, the Dr. Pepper execs in a massive check that says 2 million. I'm like, this would have never happened.

[D]

The worst picture. Just the worst AI picture I've ever seen.

[C]

Like, it was like a lottery check or something.

[D]

Yeah. But it's really funny seeing everybody make their own jingles for different brands.

[C]

It's crazy seeing her get otherwise. They Vita Coco Yoga Loco because it's so. Nigga.

[D]

I didn't think it hit like Dr. Pepper.

[C]

But don't tell Vital Loco that she.

[D]

To be picky with what she's putting out, you know?

[B]

Right. She's got to start an empire. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

You want.

[C]

You don't want to be putting out any flop.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Do you think now she's just like, her gears are going, just sitting there with the notepad, like.

[D]

Just, just.

[B]

Just don't bother me.

[C]

Just trying to get lightning to strike again. Damn.

[D]

The thing is that you can. You just got to be, again, picky with what you put out.

[B]

I know, right?

[D]

Make sure it's good.

[C]

But that's like being like, yeah, look how.

[D]

Look how bad that big looks that is.

[B]

You got to be kid me, like, no, no.

[E]

Look at this.

[B]

I just love all these execs around her.

[D]

Just like $2 million.

[B]

I learned like a hack recently. It's been helping me, like, sleep or especially when you, like, wake up in the middle of the night, you're trying to go back to. To sleep, close your eyes and just move your eyes from side to side. Did we talk about this?

[C]

No. What.

[B]

Oh, what's the.

[C]

Keep your eyes.

[D]

Did it have to do with.

[B]

So when you're in REM state, you know, which is like your dreaming state, that's called rapid eye movement. And they know that because your eyes are moving around in your dream. So if you get up to go pee and you're trying to go back to sleep and you want to get back to your REM state again, you just start moving your eyes either back and forth, rolling them back and forth, and.

[C]

And like, and it kicks it back into gear.

[B]

It's been working for me. Like, every night as you're trying to.

[D]

Fall asleep, you just move your eyes around while it's closed.

[B]

You can move around like crazy, but just go back and forth. Maybe kind of count. And like I'm very.

[D]

That was very annoying. How long do you do that for? Because my shit was like, kind of.

[B]

You're already going to be in a state where you're like tired. But it just, it works. It's just like.

[D]

Mind you, I do pop an ambient before, but I swear that works.

[B]

I wish I had ambient. Ambien.

[D]

Ambien.

[B]

I don't know. Just a little sleeping hack.

[D]

Yeah, I will try it. Do you, you, you, you. You fall asleep faster or you're like, sleep is better?

[B]

You would say, I think you just fall asleep faster. I just hate when you wake up in the middle of the night and you're like, oh, I'm kind of awake and you just want to get back to sleep. Especially if you have something the next morning and you're like, I gotta go to sleep. Just a great little hack.

[D]

I don't know if it's my age. I've been like, bro, it hit 9:30, 10 and I'm, I'm like trying so hard to stay up. I'm getting so tired. Like, like an old person. I kind of like it though. But it's scaring me that like I used to, I used to like, like I love staying up at night. It's like my favorite thing, but I just cannot.

[C]

You know what? I get that too. But then I, I kind of push through it and then I get the second win and then I'm up late.

[D]

Oh, when you, when you like.

[B]

I hate going to bed, like falling asleep at 9pm because then you wake up at like 2 and you're wide awake. Like you gotta like, that's when it sucks to like stay aw. To reasonably be in a proper circadian.

[D]

You don't want to wake up before 5am or else you're just like, it kind of just your whole pattern up. But when you wake up at 5:36, you're like, I have though.

[C]

I am better than everybody else.

[B]

Sunrise. You're like, why am I not doing this all the time?

[D]

Everything done before 9am and you're just like, wow, my day is starting now.

[C]

But start texting everybody. You know they're not up yet. So that you've been up.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, but it feels good.

[B]

Good.

[D]

It feels great.

[C]

Oh, you know what I use so much the text feature to send later.

[B]

You actually do that? Is it easy to do within the app? Oh, because you go custom send later.

[C]

The arrow to like push it to send. You just hold it down and you just do send later.

[B]

Wait, who are you texting these, like promptly text.

[C]

It's like, it's important things that I know I need to send in the morning.

[B]

Like a handyman or like someone. Yeah.

[C]

And if it's late at night, but I know know I'll be sleeping in the morning, but I want them to get it early. It'll be like 2 in the morning. I'm like, I can't send this now. But then I also don't want to wake up at like 6 to make sure I send this on time.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

So I schedule it to send and then I just know it got to them like, oh, I can't make this. Or we need to reschedule this.

[D]

Or like, you know what?

[C]

To give them a heads up so I'm not last minute messaging them. That's kind of. I use it all the time.

[D]

That's crazy because I. I o. In my head, I send it anytime at night because in my head their phone is silent. There's no way. Your phone is just. Their phone is just dinging at night.

[B]

But then they're up and they want to chat. You're like, listen.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Or like, you know what I mean? Just like you're texting like a friend something. And then it's like, oh, yeah, that's really funny, man. How have you been? I'm like, yeah, dude, I didn't mean to chat. We can chat tomorrow. I just wanted to send you a funny meme.

[D]

No, I'm really good at ending small talk.

[B]

I'm like, all right. About to go to bed.

[C]

See you a lot of times too. I'll be up at night and my brain's just going. I'm like, oh, I. I need to send this and I don't want to forget.

[B]

Forget.

[D]

Yeah, but that's good.

[B]

I do feel like link. Like it can be like a tick tock. You're sending to a friend and go send this link. Just the whole text down to the minute too.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

So like, if I was gonna go.

[D]

That'S crazy how I never like caught that on my phone.

[C]

That's what it is. It's the, the plus. And then you do send later.

[D]

I don't, I don't have that look.

[C]

No, sorry. It's not the, it's not the blue. It's the plus sign on the left. And then you just set the time.

[B]

You want to send it at. Whoa.

[D]

Oh, that's crazy. Does it say. Does it have a notification thing on their end.

[C]

It doesn't say that they got it late or that it was sent and.

[B]

Then you're still sleeping and they're like, hello, I just responded to you.

[D]

Did someone tell you about that? Or you found that you found out?

[C]

I was hoping that it would be a feature. And then one day I was just like, let me just see if there's something to do that. Oh, and then I ended up seeing that you can.

[D]

Guys, thank you so much for tuning into another Zany Heath unfiltered episode. We love you so much. Make sure to check out our Patreon. Nope. That's what you say. Make sure to check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com Zane and Heath to see our beautiful faces every week.

[C]

Yep. And make sure to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zane Heath we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode. Early access ad free. We do a bonus episode, a live Q and a again. Patreon.com Zayn and Heath unwinders we'll see.

[D]

You in about 5 seconds. For the rest of you, we love you so much. See you next week.

[B]

Toodles. Peace.