319: Zane Caught This at a Bachelor Party

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 319 Summary

Episode Title: Zane Got a TERRIFYING Infection
Release Date: February 9, 2026
Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt, Jared

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Overview

Episode 319 of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered is a classic, freewheeling installment featuring stories about childhood romance, cringe-worthy school moments, parenting, pop culture, crazy news stories (hello, Florida!), hot takes on reality TV properties, and, as the title suggests, Zane’s horrifying recent infection. The hosts keep things hilarious and honest, jumping from nostalgic tales of school and relationships to the genuinely wild: a fertility clinic disaster, Winter Olympics updates, influencer boxing, hot tub mishaps, and offbeat hygiene tips. This episode is a must-listen for both the laughs and the unexpectedly insightful discussions about ethics, relationships, and adulthood.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hair Talk and Bleach Mishaps (01:00–02:13)

• Zane explains his ever-changing hair, describing how he bleaches it, dyes it back, and enjoys the subsequent texture and accidental highlights.
• “I don't specifically like the highlights… I just like how my hair feels when it's bleached.” – Zane (01:51)

2. Updates on Life, Homes, and Parenting (03:07–05:13)

• Heath discusses life with baby Antonio, home updates, and recent snow and power outages. The group jokes about prepping with generators.
• Heath paints a room in a “yellow on yellow” scheme to keep it gender neutral and fun (03:52).

3. Pizza Party Semantics and School Memories (05:13–13:11)

• Lengthy, hilarious debate over what constitutes a pizza party, leading to nostalgic stories of “pizza party” rewards in school and being excluded.
• Quote: “I think a pizza party is when you’re inviting people to come over for pizza.” – Zane (06:15)
• They recall school pizza parties with tiny slivers and the heartbreak of not getting “valentine cookie grams” (07:31).

4. Embarrassing Childhood Relationship Stories (10:20–17:55)

• Matt shares a humiliating middle school moment where he was tricked by a group call to admit he'd dump his girlfriend for her best friend (11:34).
• Heath recalls his love letter poem going public and getting passed around, leading to poetry trauma (15:02).
• The hosts ruminate on “school dating,” friend zoning, and the emotional rollercoaster of young love.

5. On Parenting and Modern Childhood (18:19–21:35)

• Debate on what age they'd allow their kids to date, the importance of heartbreak for character, and comparing generational norms (“my grandparents married at 16!” – Heath, 19:49).

6. Wedding and Engagement War Stories (20:45–25:40)

• Matt’s engagement was delayed by an appendicitis emergency (21:11), and they discuss wedding quirks like who puts on the engagement ring and wedding-day mishaps.
• Zane recalls being so hungover at Matt’s wedding that standing was a challenge (24:01).

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7. The Breaking Bad House is Up for Sale (27:05–33:59)

• Group discusses the famous Breaking Bad house being listed for $400,000, speculates about its value, and suggests it should be an Airbnb or a museum.
• Quote: “Make it an Airbnb. You would make so much money.” – Zane (28:31)
• Stories follow about fans tossing pizzas on the roof and the grumpy homeowner (31:00).

8. IVF Scandal: Switched Embryos in Florida (36:16–44:59)

• Matt details a true story about a couple in Florida wrongfully implanted with an embryo not genetically related to them. The group discusses the shock, ethics, legal issues, and emotional bonds formed.
• “What do you do in this case? Because now they also are bonded to this child as well.” – Matt (37:40)
• Speculate about universal embryo tracking ("they have to put out a thing to everyone who went through the clinic going, 'hey guys, can you just come in for a little hair swab, a little DNA test?'" – Matt, 40:01)
• Zane jokes: “This is best case scenario for Ghislaine Maxwell. She’s like, I’ll take him!” (40:01)
• The group notes this could be a movie plot.

9. Winter Olympics, New Sports, and Legendary Athletes (47:01–53:06)

• Alysa Liu, a once-retired, now-rebel figure skater, is the must-watch story for the upcoming Winter Olympics.
• “She goes: If I do it, I’m doing it my way. My music, my outfits, y’all can’t tell me what to eat.” – Matt (47:35)
• Ski mountaineering introduced as a new Olympic sport (50:11).

10. Influencer Boxing & Viral Personalities (59:00–61:45)

• Updates on influencer boxing, including Adam 22’s recent “wager” match ("Whoever wins sleeps with Lena" – Zane, 60:02).
• Introduction to the bizarre “Clavicular Kid” influencer, who does live genetic “ratings” and shock content by smashing his cheekbones and giving young viewers advice on questionable “aesthetics enhancement” (61:01–62:40).

11. Wellness Trends & Dental Fears (63:18–67:52)

• The group talks about mouth taping for sleep, CPAP machines, and quirky denture technologies for the future.
• “The mouth taping… people on subreddits were like, I realized I’ve been waking up feeling better. I don’t have any morning depression.” – Matt (64:24)
• Fear of gingivitis and “chronic gingivitis kids,” plus SpongeBob’s “ugly and I’m proud” moment for comic relief (67:14).

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12. Pool & Hot Tub Terrors: Zane's Infection Story (70:22–76:56)

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• Zane details a horrifying infection after a bachelor trip in Tahoe: He and friends return with weird body bumps and rashes after using an Airbnb hot tub.
• Zane: “It felt gross. Like a cyst next to my nipple… this is really weird.” (71:15)
• Group texts reveal nearly all 20 guys got folliculitis from dirty hot tub water; one friend wakes up with “rash like psoriasis but worse” (72:36).
• Split between blaming dirty water, mass peeing in the hot tub, or poor cleaning.
• Discussion on hygiene: “Don't pee in pools and especially don't pee in Jacuzzis... It’s a whole different network of water.” – Matt (75:01)
• Fun fact: The classic chlorine pool smell is actually chloramines, created by chlorine reacting with sweat, urine, and bodily oils (76:26).

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13. Wrapping Up with Randomness: Cake on Anniversaries, Valentine’s Plans, Fabergé Eggs & 3D Printed Houses (78:07–84:16)

• Heath worries that their saved wedding cake (for first anniversary) was ruined during a power outage (78:09).
• Valentine’s plans range from “nothing” to singles parties with coded cups (80:21).
• The group discovers Fabergé eggs’ insane value and the idea of 3D-printed homes for the unhoused (81:32–84:16).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Imagine waking up and seeing this on your butt…” – Zane, describing folliculitis infection (72:24)
• “It usually appears on the trunk, arms, and legs, often under swimwear, one to four days after exposure.” – Quoting medical description of folliculitis (73:18)
• “I've never peed in pools… sometimes I feel guilty peeing at the beach.” – Zane (75:55)
• “That classic chlorine smell is not chlorine—it's chloramines… formed by chemicals in sweat, urine, and oils.” – Heath (76:26)
• “This is not the first time this happened, right?” – Zane, about the IVF scandal (43:03)
• “What if she just gets up and runs away? She's an Olympian!” – About Shacarri Richardson's speeding ticket (53:02)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------------------------|----------------| | Hair/Beauty Habits | 01:00–02:13 | | Baby Antonio & House Updates | 03:07–05:13 | | Pizza Party Semantics | 05:13–07:14 | | School Drama Stories | 10:20–13:11 | | Wedding Mishaps, Engagements | 20:45–25:40 | | Breaking Bad House for Sale | 27:05–33:59 | | IVF Mix-Up in Florida | 36:16–44:59 | | Zane's Horrifying Hot Tub Infection | 70:22–76:56 | | Olympic Updates/ Alysa Liu | 47:01–53:06 | | Wellness: Mouth Taping, CPAPs, Dental Fears | 63:18–67:52 | | Pool/Jacuzzi Etiquette & Infections | 74:08–76:56 | | Fabergé Eggs & 3D Printed Houses for the Unhoused | 81:32–84:16 |

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Unfiltered delivers on its promise of “terrifying” medical stories, but the real star is the camaraderie and irreverent humor that makes the group’s discussion so fun. Whether reminiscing about cringe pasts or musing on wild ethical dilemmas, Zane, Heath, Matt, and Jared keep the energy high—and the content surprising.

Perfect for: Fans of nostalgia, wild true stories, pop culture discussion, and raunchy, candid banter—with a splash of actual life advice.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Get do something new with your hair?

[C]

I just not wearing a hat.

[B]

But you got it colored.

[C]

Oh, no, I just got it. I got a haircut.

[D]

Zayn got that auburn look going.

[B]

Yeah, you look like you're full ginger, like, redhead.

[C]

I bleach my hair and then I dye it back to my natural hair color.

[B]

How? What was like the time period from bleaching it to realizing you wanted to dye it?

[C]

No, no, no, no. So you know how you bleach my hair and then I'll, like, get it, like, color to, like, a blonde. Like, it stays blonde.

[B]

I.

[C]

After doing it for all that time, I was like, I don't want my hair blonde anymore. I just, like, don't like it. So now I bleach it and then I dye it back to my natural hair color. So I. It's.

[B]

I don't think that's your natural hair color right now. I know, I know.

[C]

Do you understand when. So when I make it brown, I'm washing it and then it's turning into the bleach color because it bleached my hair. That's like, my bleach hair is now my. Is the color that it's, like, turning into. It's like washing out.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

A little. Little change.

[C]

So the reason why I did that is because I like how my hair is when it's bleached. Like, the texture.

[B]

Me too. I know. I know that.

[C]

So now that the hair is Growing in. And. And the bleach is being cut now that you'll see, like. It's like a little. It looks like highlights.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Which, I mean, I don't specifically like the highlights. I just.

[D]

Zane, I could read your tax.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Oh. Who's texting you?

[D]

Busted.

[C]

Beautiful. Okay. I was making. My friend was giving me an okay to be able to show something that.

[B]

Is private on this podcast.

[C]

On this podcast. I. I mean, I. I have to blur it out, but I'm like, I can show you guys. It. It just has to be blurred, so.

[B]

Private parts.

[C]

Yeah, pretty much.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[C]

Because. Well, let's start with that, because it's. It's something I have to tell you guys what happened, which is, like, so gross.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, people, stay tuned. Get excited for this episode.

[D]

Should we just jump right into it?

[B]

Yeah, let's do it.

[D]

All right, Let me get my juice.

[C]

Ready, Heath?

[D]

Ready, baby.

[C]

It's coffee talk, baby.

[B]

Damn.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Welcome back to Zany, Heath. Unfiltered. I'm Zayn.

[D]

I'm Heath.

[B]

I'm Matt.

[C]

And that's Jared. And we are back for another episode.

[D]

Come on, Jared, let's go.

[C]

Yeah. Welcome back to another episode. We missed you guys so much. Miss you guys. How has everything been, Heath? I miss you already.

[B]

Yeah. What's going. I feel like there's always got to be, like, a new update or something going on with baby Antonio. Any. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

So I just got. Gosh, I don't even know. I got back a day ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

My parents came and saved Mariah.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

So I saw my parents. And then my brother was here also because he was helping do stuff around the house where we're painting one of the rooms right now, which I'm excited about.

[B]

Ooh, what color?

[D]

It's like a yellow on yellow. It sounds funny, but it's like a light yellow and then yellow trim, like the windows and the door sills and, you know, the floorboards and shit. Okay.

[C]

The yellow. Keeping a gender neutral. I love that.

[D]

You know, it's. It's going to be the fun room, so we wanted to have some color, so we've been working on that. And then Tony's doing. Dude, it's crazy. The five days I was gone, he's so much bigger.

[B]

I bet they grow so fast, bro.

[C]

It's weird. I feel like that first two years is gonna be. You're gonna not see him for a week, and he's just gonna be flying through his baby.

[D]

It's crazy. But, yeah, nothing really new.

[C]

Just power's back.

[D]

Power's back.

[C]

The house is warm again, right?

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

We're not. We're not seeing icicles in the living room.

[D]

We're good. All the snow has melted. We're back to normal, but it is still like really cold out.

[B]

Have you bought like a spare generator now, like, just to be prepared? Okay, good. Just to make sure that, like, if it happens again.

[C]

I'm honestly surprised you're even able to get one from Home Depot. That week, that day. I know that everything was out. Very, very surprised. But they probably knew that they were going to make a lot of money, so they're like, get those generators fucking made.

[D]

And of course it was the only ones in stock were Home Depot's brand.

[C]

Oh, yeah. But.

[D]

But yeah, nothing really new going on here. Just had some pizza before this.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Whoa. All right.

[C]

You gotta watch. You gotta watch out for that term, dude.

[D]

I know. I literally was just talking to my brother about that. I was like, there's probably so many clips where I'm like, I fucking love pizza. And now with all like the docs and the files and shit coming out for Epstein, I'm like, I really wish I didn't. Like, I deadass just like pizza. And like, I feel like I can never say.

[C]

You just have to like now watch out when you say make sure it's an appropriate time. Make sure we're surrounded around appropriate people.

[D]

But he cleared it up for me though. He was like, but you're not calling it a pizza party. Like, sure, that's. That's weird because all things are like, dude, he's got. They have the best pizza parties. It's like, I haven't said pizza party since I was five.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

Like, we're not getting pizza. And I'm like, yeah, Zane and I had a pizza party last night.

[C]

Which. Which adult throwing. Which adult is throwing a pizza party for his. Their friends that doesn't include a birthday party?

[B]

I love saying things are pizza party when everyone's having pizza over.

[C]

Oh really?

[B]

It's now become a pizza party. How many people do you need for it to become a pizza party?

[C]

I think five people.

[B]

Five people?

[C]

Yeah. More than five.

[B]

You can funly say this is a pizza party.

[C]

I think a pizza party is when you're inviting people to come over for pizza. Yes, the people that.

[D]

No, that's just. You're just having people over and you're getting pizza for dinner.

[C]

No, that's a pizza party because you're inviting somebody outside of the house that doesn't Live there.

[D]

Kids birthday party is called a pizza party.

[B]

Correct.

[D]

Or when you're at school and you have one of the down days and they make you watch TV and then they throw a pizza party.

[B]

It's a reward. It's a reward.

[D]

Sometimes you can take pizza party.

[B]

You did really well on a field trip.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys deserve a pizza party. And you only get that one damn little slipper.

[C]

It's not a pizza party without that sliver pizza. You need to cut that pizza into 30 slices. Only way it's considered a pizza party. And you also have. You have to hand out tickets also for like a game in the end. Because that's how they did it in high school, too. Middle school, elementary school. Did they have pizza parties and. They did. They did.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

There was always. It was the worst not being part of a pizza party and you're in school and you're just smelling that deliciousness wafting through the hallways into your classroom.

[C]

I just can't believe we've talked about this before, but I just can't believe they would separate people in the pizza party just like, oh, you're not allowed to come to the pizza party. So up looking back.

[D]

No, like, what was the worst? When you're sitting there and somebody else ordered the valentine cookie. Graham.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And they're getting delivered to people all in the room. And it's just those warm. What was the. What was the company, mister? It's not Redenbacher. That's popcorn. But it's like something like that.

[B]

Yeah, like old school, little candy brand.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. And it would just be those warm chocolate chip cookies and they'd be going around you. Damn.

[C]

Damn. Somebody loves that person.

[D]

That sucked.

[C]

Did you ever. Did you ever have the balls to give it to a girl? Oh, hell, even anonymous, you would you do Anonymous.

[B]

Anonymous. Well, no, Anonymous. That's just a waste of money. Like, is that really. Are they really going to figure out that it was from you?

[C]

I'd be too scared. I would do it anonymous because, you.

[B]

Know, I would do it for like, just a circle of all the girls.

[D]

She thinks it's somebody else that she likes. Oh, my God. I think Brian got me this cookie.

[C]

Or, you know, you start drama, you give like a girl, her boyfriend gets her one and then she gets an anonymous one.

[B]

Oh, just an extra stir the pot.

[C]

Hey, love her little thing. Love her little thing going on, winky face. Just to like.

[D]

No. Yes, that's good. That's like what they do with the. The flowers. They say, like, order your wife flowers. But don't say who it's from. Oh, she doesn't like, tell you. Like, oh, my God, I love the flowers.

[C]

Yeah. You know, do they still do those things on the radio where they'll call, like, a spouse that's suspected?

[B]

I think so.

[C]

They still do that to this day?

[B]

I think so. But I. Every time I hear it, I feel like it's all staged.

[C]

You think so?

[B]

It's a little staged because they have to one, like, trust that it's a certain type of person who will like, unless they're spending hours testing it out on people to see.

[C]

I also think they asked the spouse that calls in, like, hey, I need you to like, make a call. I think they have a whole. They vet them. Like, hey, will your husband or will your wife really think. Believe this? I think there's like a.

[B]

Because I really don't think it was real in the past, but I feel like once they realized it worked, they just started like, hamming it up, I think. What is that called? There's a name for it on the radio show. No, the name of the segment or the segment is like, oh, I forgot. There was like a big name for it.

[C]

And it was always like, the rose. Like, you've won free flower delivery or something. Which is like, who.

[D]

Who would you like to give it to?

[C]

How the hell do you believe that shit?

[B]

War of the Rose is. I guess that sounds some similar. I'm always like, oh, something that is rose in it.

[C]

Or, you know. You know, the ones that I've heard that are really embarrassing. There are people that, like, don't get a text or they don't get reached out after a date because the other person's probably not interested or whatever. And then they'll have the radio station call them to ask them why didn't they hit him up after the first date? Like, did they not.

[D]

So what didn't you like?

[C]

And they'll. And they'll. So embarrassing. Those don't sound fucking staged. Those are real.

[B]

The second date update.

[C]

The second date. I love that. Going to school. Oh, my God, dude.

[B]

One time I was in sixth grade. This was the worst. Like, a terrible memory, but I have to bring this up. So I was in sixth grade, had my first girlfriend. I feel like we were dating, like, you know, had been dating for like four or five months in just sixth grade. That's sixth grade.

[C]

A long time ago, maybe even shorter.

[B]

But, you know, time just seems like it's forever. Back school year, maybe. I'll say safely. Three months. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So it was. Felt like forever, I think majority of three weeks. And I kind of wasn't feeling it. She kind of wasn't feeling it. We knew it was kind of dying, but I get a call from one of her friends that I kind of had, like, a bigger crush on. And she's on the phone and she's like, matt, there's something I've wanted to tell you. I'm like, what? She's like, I really like you. And I'm like, what? You really like me? And she goes, yeah, but just like, what are you going to do about, like, Claire and stuff? Because. And I'm like, I mean, I don't know, but you're serious. Like, you do like me or whatever. She's like, yeah. And I'm like, okay. Oh, wow. This is in. My heart's beating so fast. I'm like, I can't believe this girl. Now that's like the Bachelor. She's.

[D]

She's sitting right next to her like this. Oh, really?

[B]

Well, get this. And then I'm like, okay, fine, yeah, I'll break up with Claire. And then, yeah, I guess we could be a thing. And then all of a sudden, all these girls start laughing. On the other line, it was Claire and her.

[D]

Oh, no, I was joking.

[B]

Set me up to, like, confess that, like, I'm not interested in Claire anymore and I'd rather be with her best friend. And they were all having a sleepover together. I'll never forget.

[C]

Did you not know they were best friends?

[B]

Yeah, I knew they were best friends. That's why I knew it was risky.

[D]

And that's what made it hot.

[B]

But I was sixth grade. I was just a child. Like, I was just like, man, all right, this is just how it's going to be. I'll break up with Claire. We'll let time pass, and then I'll be. I think it was Casey or whatever it was, some friend of hers. And, yeah, they all busted me. And then she goes, okay, well, we're broken up. But I remember it wasn't that heated. Me and Claire today are best friends. Like, we're great friends. We laugh about it all the time. I'll just never forget that.

[C]

I can't believe you didn't appreciate what you had, Matt. I would have killed for someone to even like me, to even try to go on a date with me.

[B]

Oh, but after that, nobody wanted to date me. I was just in the shithouse. Everyone was like, can you believe what Matt did? It was. Dude, the worst.

[C]

Did they record it?

[B]

No, it was 2,000. Like, three, dude.

[C]

Hey, I think you could record on the little razors.

[D]

They got the little.

[B]

Whole camcorder.

[C]

Yeah, no, that was good, man. Oh, my God, Drama.

[B]

Never forget that. I was even, like, I was like, on a proper landline, like, corded phone.

[D]

In my mom's bedroom, in the kitchen.

[B]

Yeah, just like. And I remember looking at myself in the mirror on my mom's, like, dresser. My parents dresser. And then just looking at myself being, like, just sweat dripping down, Full tunnel vision. I'll never forget that.

[C]

What was. Was it you that were watching Key and Peel and. Just the sweat.

[D]

Yeah. The beat of sweat.

[C]

The beat of sweat.

[D]

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[B]

To who? Like, you wrote a love letter to a girl that you were interested in.

[D]

I got broken up with, so I wrote, like, my feelings and, like, this love letter poem. Oh.

[C]

Trying to win her back.

[D]

Expressing myself.

[C]

What?

[D]

Zane? I was artsy, I was crappy, and I just, like, got it down.

[C]

Was like a breakup poem. Like, okay, I want closure. This Is like my way of like closing out this relationship.

[D]

No, no, it was like a like.

[B]

Your last little song. Trying to win her back over.

[C]

His lyrics. Fudge you, you ho.

[D]

Yeah, it was like this cute thing. It's full page. I put a lot of time and effort into it. And then people started coming up to me bringing up the letter. Apparently it got passed all around and everybody read through it.

[B]

She passed it around.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You girls.

[C]

Some, some of you girls are nasty in school.

[D]

Never wrote another poem in my life.

[B]

Oh yeah. Just not even worth it.

[C]

Was it long?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

I remember one time there was also a girl that I was really interested in and she wrote me a note.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was like two or three pages and my heart was pound. I'm like, oh my gosh, she really likes me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And like the last whole half of the message was explaining why she thinks we should be friends.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Like I was crushed. Just I was so excited. Like oh my gosh, it's so long. It's so thick and I'm so excited. And then. Yep. Just wanted to be friends. Never forget it.

[C]

Yeah. Dan. I mean I, I, mine is nothing compared to your guys's. But I, I like this girl. Her name is Grace. I actually looked up her page like a year ago like just to like see like oh, I wonder what she's up to. She, I, I liked her. She liked me. But like I didn't think she liked me. I thought it was just like only like one sided thing. But she, she, I wrote her that. We wrote each other like this note like how we were gonna go on a date but, but I was. Then I chickened out and I too scared and I pulled out because I thought she was like lying. Like I thought it was just like this, this prank she was pulling or like, you know, like.

[B]

Yeah, she just wasn't into it.

[C]

And I also like, I, I, I watched movies at the time and my head was like, oh, this is like a, this is, I think, I think I'm being cornered here. So I'm gonna get ahead of it and break up with her. We went out for a week and it was the only in school relationship. Like I never saw her outside of school. And this was, this was, this was in middle school. Like this was in kindergarten. What?

[D]

It was a good week.

[C]

No, it was terrible week because I was just scared the whole time. So. But that was, that's literally that's all I have in middle school. Oh yeah.

[B]

It's really our senior year in the newspaper. It was like the senior edition, like for the student newspaper. And it's like the last edition. And we would have this section in the newspaper where all the seniors could say who their secret crush was publicly just right before school ending. And people would just, you would just say the name them forgetting that you're.

[C]

They're going to see each other the very next year. Right.

[B]

But yeah, it would kind of create this whole wave of chaos in the last month because everyone's like, you've liked me this whole time. I didn't know you liked me. You would also just say it about another classmate, but you're like, screw it. I know that it won't be a thing, but yeah, I just want to get this off my chest for everyone to know I've had a crush on this person. And it was everyone to get so excited about it. And then. Yeah. There was one girl who had a crush on me that I was like, so surprised. Totally different friend circle. Never talked to her.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Was this set up by the kids or by the faculty?

[B]

By the student newspaper. It was a tradition. I don't know if they still do it. And I was on the student newspaper, so it was, it was really fun getting all the submissions and putting it in and everything.

[C]

You're kind of, you're seeing everything.

[B]

Oh, I even put down a girl that I had a crush on. She was a grade younger than me and I just was like.

[C]

But before he does it, he's making sure that no other paper piece of paper has her name on it too.

[D]

Yeah, he's like ripping them up.

[C]

I'm gonna be the only one with this name. If you guys, for your kids, for both your guys's kids, what's going to be the age where you're gonna allow them to start like dating? Like in my head because like in high school you're like 16, 15. Me, that's like your children. So I get like, I'm like, I don't know if I want my kids.

[D]

I would say definitely not middle, high school.

[B]

Yeah, it depends. Like there's, it's like the level of seriousness of what the relationship is. Like, I don't, they're. They're in sixth grade and they have like a little boyfriend or whatever. Like, I don't care.

[C]

Okay. Only in school relationship.

[B]

But like if it was like family friends wise and I was really close with their family and like our kids had a little crush on each other and they were boyfriend, girlfriend, like, sure. Like if it's nothing to wear, like, I feel like they're going to get seriously heartbroken. And this feels like it's serious. I don't know. That's a good question. Yeah. Because we. Tons of my friends dated each other in middle school.

[C]

I also think it all depends on the person, too. Like, I feel like, you know your kid enough where you're like, I think they're mature enough to be in a relationship.

[B]

Or if my sixth grader or my middle school kid thinks like, oh, this is gonna be my wife, I'll be like, pump the brakes, buddy. Like you. There's way life ahead of you. This is not your forever person.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But it builds a sense of character. Heartbreak, all of it. It's just part of your kids love.

[C]

Bombing or your kids being love bombed?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. I may get involved to be like.

[C]

You got to break up. You're telling the other.

[B]

Yeah, hey, we got to cut this.

[C]

Like, let's just not coming up with scheming it out. That's funny.

[B]

I don't know. That's a really great question.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It's so weird, though, because then I think back to, like, my grandparents married at 16. Wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy. That was a different time.

[C]

It also. It was a different time. 16 was, like, 26.

[D]

Still together.

[C]

And you know what? Seeing them together is like, they, like, they saw. They're still in their honeymoon phase. I remember at your wedding.

[D]

Crazy.

[C]

At your wedding, I was like, this is crazy. They look like they're like. I mean, my. They are in love with each other, but it just.

[D]

No, I know what you mean.

[C]

It looks like. It looks fresh. It looks like a fresh couple.

[D]

So inspiring.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Did I tell you, Matt, that they got married and then their reception was prom?

[B]

I have a faint memory of you saying this, but yeah. Wow.

[D]

The reception was like a wedding, big party or anything. So they just went to prom with all their friends right after, and they.

[B]

Got like, a first dance after prom. King and queen, like. All right. And now let's give it up for the married couple now.

[C]

All right, Heath, what was. Did. Was it your parents that got married on Halloween? Like, was it something about Halloween? Okay.

[D]

Yeah, my parents are Halloween.

[C]

Damn. Grandparents, prom, parents, Halloween. You. Nothing special about your.

[D]

Engaged on Thanksgiving.

[C]

Engaged on Thanksgiving. That is a very, like. Who's getting engaged on Thanksgiving? I feel like that's very rare.

[D]

Different.

[C]

When did you get it? When did you get engaged? Was it, like a specific special day?

[B]

It was October of the year before we got married. No, it wasn't a special day. Because I had to delay it because of my appendicitis. I was supposed to be proposing in Alabama for the Penn State Auburn game because my aunt and uncle, my parents were all going there and then appendicitis delayed a month and then. Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, it was, like, very close. Like, I should remember the date of engagement, but I don't feel like that date. Is that, like, important to remember? Yeah, it's more of, like the day you got married.

[C]

I feel like that's the beginning of a rom com. Like, you're. You get on one knee, you're about to open the case, and you just get it. You get appendicitis, you have to get rushed to the hospital by your wife, but you're holding. It's like, don't answer.

[D]

Don't answer.

[C]

It's like you have to wait for this entire day to, like, pass by it, get the shit out of you.

[B]

Oh, question about proposals. And for me, the memory of it, of it happening is such a blur. I can't remember how I did it, but I saw somebody dissecting another proposal. Once you show the ring, does the. Is the girl supposed to take the ring out and then put it on her finger? Do you kind of guide the whole thing together? What's the.

[D]

I think. I think you guide the whole thing together.

[B]

Yes. You, like, guided. You. You don't take it out, but you guys, like, take it out together and you slide it on her finger, right?

[D]

I think I took it out.

[B]

You took it out, but then. And you, like, did it together on.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I just saw, like, a video of someone proposing and the girl had to take it, put it on her finger, and everyone's like, why would you do that? And I'm like, yeah, I guess. Why would you do that?

[C]

That he, like, he put it on, Like, I think.

[B]

Yeah, it's just. It looks really stiff and awkward and weird if you're just holding it out and she has to take it off and put it on. Does that make sense?

[C]

Yeah, it'd be weird if she took the ring, put it on, then she was just like, no, and then took it off.

[D]

You still haven't answered.

[C]

She answered with the way the ring looks on her hand. If it doesn't look, it's like, no, not today. How do you. How do you so throughout. Like, throughout your relationship, like, when you're. When you're getting ready to, like, buy the ring, is. Are you supposed to steal one of her rings and then take it to.

[D]

Like, ask a friend? You don't Want to size.

[C]

You don't want to ask her, but even I wouldn't even want a friend to ask her. I feel like I have to, like, go on my own, grab the ring that she's not wearing.

[B]

I think you should be already in a very healthy relationship where you know that you guys want to get engaged, and that's something that will be happening soon, and, like, you can do it way in advance. But next time you're at, like, Macy's or some big department store, go by the jewelry saying, go, let's just get your ring size. So I know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And they know that's true.

[C]

Yeah. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be a surprise.

[B]

Yeah. So I think that's how I did it with Patricia.

[D]

Right then and there. She's like, no, let's go to. Let's go to any end.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think you need my.

[B]

Ring size because your left, like, hand ring finger is a totally different size than maybe your right hand ring finger. Like, Patricia's doesn't fit on her right side.

[D]

Oh, all right.

[B]

Which we found that out on the altar, too, because in the Greek church, they put it on the right hand.

[C]

And it fit, and it didn't fit.

[B]

She was like, oh, my God.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No, I remember saying that. I was freaking out for you guys. I was like, this was not planned. Also, I was very hungover that day. It was hard even standing up, right?

[B]

Damn right.

[D]

Oh, yeah. You guys were buckling up there.

[C]

We were. Yeah, dude. We were like. We're all pretty terrified because we've heard of, like, the whole buckling, buckling thing. People pass out, especially during a long, like, ceremony like that. I knew I was fine, but I was worried for some of the other guys because there were a lot of. Or some of the guys were really hungover.

[D]

How do I make this about me?

[B]

Mortified on the altar for a friend's wedding. Oh, wait, no. If that just did happen.

[C]

Oh, I.

[B]

But I'm a forgiving person. But I would be like, what the dude? Like.

[C]

Like, me personally, I would, like. I think I would just laugh in the moment. Like, I. I don't think I could take that.

[B]

It would just. Hopefully, it's like a light fall, but if someone, like, cracks their head open, blood, like, ambulance, like, the whole thing is halted over that. And people remember that more than your actual moment of saying, I do.

[C]

That's funny. That would. That would actually piss me off if it got too far. Blood everywhere.

[D]

Blood like a gurney, and they're, like, wheeled out.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[D]

And then they go down the aisle on the stretcher.

[C]

God, I wish I could talk about wowed my brother's wedding, but I can't. Oh, and God, it's good. Oh, God, there should there have. There had to be like, reality tv, like. Like a whole production over there just catching up. I've never been to such a wild wedding. My brothers and I want to talk about it, but I can't. Why Crazy.

[D]

It's a lot. It's a lot. Jerry Bear.

[B]

We'll tell you when you're old.

[C]

I told you, Heath.

[D]

Right. Yeah.

[C]

Sorry. Oh, my God. Sorry. Yeah.

[B]

That's annoying.

[D]

Yeah. Nanny.

[B]

Nanny.

[C]

Boo.

[D]

You guys came here?

[C]

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[B]

Did y' all hear that the Breaking Bad house is now on the market?

[D]

No way.

[B]

So, yeah, who gives a shit?

[D]

The people were like, pissed off living there, right? Because everybody kept coming to it.

[B]

She was that cranky lady that would just sit out the front porch and yell at everybody. Well, guys, in early of 2015, she did list the property for $4 million. Oh. And now it went absolutely nowhere. And after sitting for almost a year, they have now slashed the price to over $303 million. And it's at $400,000, which I find there's no way. Incredibly underpriced for the Breaking Bad house. Like, they must be like wanting it to go into bidding more.

[C]

Did they film inside the house?

[B]

So, yeah.

[C]

Oh, they did.

[B]

They did film inside the house. I hope so. I definitely. For the interior. Oh, we could. Oh, this is the interior.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, that does add up. But you know what? I also bet that they probably recreated this floor plan later on in Seasons.

[C]

Why doesn't the living room look familiar to me?

[B]

Well, because it was.

[C]

Did they move like the front door? They made the front door look like it was in another spot of the house.

[B]

I mean, though, the front door, all of that checks out for. Just picture wise. I don't want to get.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. Then if, if they filmed inside too and it's that price.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. So I mean, I just think that it's really undervalued. But you know what? Should be at least like 1.2.

[C]

Unless you're, unless you're turning it into a museum. I don't think anyone's going to want to buy in that, live in it and have people still show up every day.

[B]

Then make it an Airbnb. You would make so much money.

[C]

But like make it. It look exactly like the show. So Pete, like, it gives like a reason for people to want.

[D]

And then you get one of those Winnebagos and you park it out front.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[D]

Come on, lean into it.

[C]

Have like a fake pizza on the top. Like, really just, like that would be sick.

[B]

Because if they made it a museum, well, it would just get annoying parking wise. Or they would have to shuttle people to like come up and do it, like group wise if it was a museum.

[C]

But yeah, that's why I'm saying airbnb would be the smartest way to go because Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore. Can't you look. Can't. Don't they show it off like, like a museum? So you pay to just. Just walk through it.

[D]

Pay for like a walk through. I think it was like 10 bucks to do a walk through.

[C]

Yeah, to do a walk through.

[D]

And then. But then you could also rent it out if you want to stay there.

[C]

Exactly. That's what they should do with this house. They would make a lot of money. I think more people would come to this house than J.

[A]

Shore.

[C]

No. Or maybe the same amount, probably. Yeah.

[D]

Because I think I was in the area and that was one of the options on Airbnb.

[C]

I'd be like, because think about it. There's gonna, like, every. Because Breaking Bad is such like a. That's never gonna go anywhere. I think there's gonna be a wave every, like, 10 years, 15 years of everybody growing up, like kids growing up watching it. Re. Watching it or watching for the first time, and it's like, oh, my God. I gotta. We gotta see the house. It's here.

[D]

I just park one of those Aztecs in the driveway.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I can't believe the interiors look that bad in her house.

[C]

In person.

[B]

They're just. Or the woman who was just, like, living there was just like, yo, girl, that's what you've been like, protecting this whole time?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're just talking about the owner.

[B]

Yeah, the owner. Yeah. I don't know.

[C]

She could have been. You know what? That lady could have made a lot of money on the side if she wanted.

[B]

Yes, she could have.

[C]

Imagine, she was just like, oh, you want to come inside and. And take a few pics? 15, 20 bucks.

[D]

She could have been running a little business, dude.

[C]

She could have made all that money she lost from the. From the bridge going down in the house.

[B]

They were going to be signing the papers in last minute. She's gonna be like, you know what? No, I'm gonn. I like, this is her biggest high. She gets off her personality also, you know what?

[C]

I could see, like, someone who can afford. I could see them not buying it specifically because they don't want to buy it from her because of how nasty she's been. You know what I mean? Like, maybe the person that wants to buy is like, I'll wait till it's sold and then I'll buy it from that person. I want my money to go to someone nice.

[B]

Or, you know, like Bryan Cranston or Aaron Paul should just, like, buy it and then make it. Like, just raise it for all the money it makes. It goes to charity.

[C]

Good idea.

[B]

Get people off meth.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Very mad.

[D]

Whoa.

[B]

I'm onto something that's actually.

[D]

Let him really cook.

[C]

Literally. Very good.

[D]

Come on now.

[B]

You know, this woman has had so many margaritas in this kitchen with friends over going. It's ridiculous outside every day. There's something outside.

[C]

By the way, I watched the Show. It's not even that good. It's not even that good. And these kids are coming here every day. Every day. I gotta.

[D]

You saw the fans.

[C]

I gotta update it every month.

[D]

I want to know if she bought it because she was a fan or if she just randomly bought this house, had no idea, and was just, like.

[B]

What she was going on. I think she was original owner. When it got scouted, it was her.

[D]

Home, and then they rented it from her to film the show.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You know. You know how excited she was when that first season came out. Y' all want to see the house? Oh, I bet she was.

[B]

And then after, they're like, the hundredth pizza on the roof, that's what did it. And they never added that pizza scenes in it. I think her personality would have been a little different.

[C]

You know what, Matt? I completely agree with you. I think that just the pizza tossing in my house, I think that would drive me nuts. I would start. Heath. I would start right at the top of the.

[D]

No, baby. You be in the front yard catching it.

[C]

Thanks. Also, speaking of the pizza, like, the realtor even put the pizza roof angle in the listing. Like, that's what this photo.

[B]

Oh. Probably to let them know that. That it's now steel, like, roofing, so.

[C]

Oh, my God, that's. Dude, humans are funny.

[B]

They truly.

[C]

Look at the way that's gated. I think it needs to be higher. Dude, it's gated. Like, it's a school.

[B]

She probably spends all that money on the fence, the roof, and everything. And now you're settling for $400,000, which.

[C]

Now, if you are neighbors with them, would you be annoyed or would you be kind of like. As long as it's not my house that they're messing with, I think I'd like to be, like, maybe down the street. You know, I want to be, like, maybe seven, eight houses down where, like, I'm not getting that close enough in front of my house. But I could also, like, every time somebody comes over is like, hey, you watch Breaking Bad? Yeah. You want to see it?

[D]

I think a street over would be good.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, I don't. I don't want to be on the same street where they're just constantly driving by.

[C]

I hope they never tear this down. If they. If they're planning to tear it down, I'm gonna be in front of there with signs.

[B]

I've been by it, and she was outside, and we.

[D]

No way.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I went by it one time.

[C]

Why are we in Albuquerque?

[B]

A road trip one time. With my buddy Michael mcbride, All the way to a road trip we did because he was a student at usc. We were going home for the holidays. And I was like, I think you're.

[C]

Trying meth for the first time. And you really wanted to be in a right environment.

[B]

I remember we did. We wanted to go get a pizza. Not to throw it on the roof, but just, like, take a photo of us outside of it with the pizza. But there were no pizza shops, like, open because it was like 8 in the morning. And we were like, it. Let's just go. And she was outside. Yep.

[D]

Did. Did you say hi?

[B]

No, we didn't. Just she. If she wasn't outside, I think we would have gotten out, like, maybe taking a photo. But she just freaked me out. And so now we play the theme.

[C]

Song in front of the house. You know, I'm up. I'm just a loser.

[D]

Zane. That was us with the american horror story house.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes. Yes. That was, like, one of the main places that we would take any friends coming into town. Oh, you want to see the american horror story house Also? I one time we also took him to the. To the how to get away with murder house, too.

[B]

Right. And we lived on the street when they shot once upon a time in hollywood.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

On that street.

[C]

That was cool. Remember that? Like, crazy old street. She was like, yeah, they're filling a movie. Apparently Brad pitt's in it. You know, it was like. Because I think it was either her house or the door next or the house next door. But she was just bragging.

[B]

Oh, yeah, big time. All the movies. I saw margot robbie yesterday. She was coming by. Yeah, we lived right there on that. By that cul de sac. It was the best when I had friends, like, visit from out of town, and I'm like, you see one or. I wouldn't say, because the movie had just come out. And I go, just walk down to the end of this cul de sac. I want to see if you notice anything.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Every time they'd be like, wait. Holy, this is.

[C]

But you know what? I still. For some reason, When I walked into the house after, like, it was filmed and it was, like, up for.

[B]

I was there with you. We almost considered moving into it.

[C]

We went into it. I don't know why. I got chills. Like, it was like a house. Like, it happened murdered. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It was really, like, it gave me chills Where I was like, I don't think I could live in here. I don't think. Think, like, I feel like I would get killed in here. I feel like somebody watching the movie would be like, I actually want to recreate a murder in that house that they filmed it in. Because, like, that's just like a. That's another story.

[B]

It was. Oh, it was really overpriced, though. It was very old. But the view was amazing. It was like 10,000.

[C]

It was $11,000 a month. Yeah. For like, it was like two. Was it two, three bedrooms? But it was not.

[B]

It looked like every. All the appliances, everything was straight from, like, 1962, but, like. Like rusted.

[C]

Yeah, it was that price only because it was in the movie.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It would have honestly been like, maybe 5000. I think it was.

[B]

Dejacked it up like 100, maybe 8000 with that view. Like, that's an 8000$.

[C]

The view was like, the best part of the house.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But, yeah, it looked like junk, but it was.

[D]

It was dated, but it wasn't like, in a clean way. It was like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Bad.

[B]

But it was just crazy. There was a moment where you're like, should we.

[C]

Yeah, just for the. For the story. Yeah, but we would never be able to talk about it. Think about it. We would never be able to, like, take it.

[D]

Yeah, because you'd be able to, like, docs yourself.

[C]

Exactly. Docs.

[B]

I have it just to switch topics, there's a crazy story that's happening out of Florida. Have you guys heard about this ivf, like, switch up that happened in Florida? No. Okay, maybe you can pull up a picture, too, just to give them, like, a visual of what this looks like. So basically, a couple in Florida is suing a fertility clinic after discovering that the embryo implanted during IVF was not genetically theirs. So basically, this couple underwent IVF in 2025 using their own egg and sperm. An embryo was implanted successfully, and their daughter was born in December. But they noticed that the daughter's completely different.

[C]

So, yeah, that baby is definitely not there, right? Yeah, no, I don't think so.

[B]

So unless. So what's crazy is the child has no genetic relationship to either parent. So it's not even his sperm. It's not her egg. It is someone else's is.

[C]

Oh, everything.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Someone else has everything.

[D]

It was implanted in her, and she carried this baby, but it's not her.

[C]

It's not her eggs.

[B]

It's not her eggs, not his sperm. So there's no genetic relationship. Meaning the clinic implanted the wrong embryo. So now they are suing the IVF Life Clinic, which is in Orlando, and they're Also going to the public in hopes of locating their child's biological parents and their own missing embryo, because they also have their egg and their sperm out there somewhere, which may have been implanted into a hole. Whole other family.

[C]

Look, as traumatic as this is for them, my God, they are going to be living.

[B]

This is crazy. Okay, but then this is where it gets a little complicated, though, because, like, I have so many questions. What do you do in this case? Because now they also are bonded to this child as well.

[C]

I. You know what? I think I would take care of the child and raise as. Until we find somebody.

[B]

Yes, the missing parents.

[C]

I don't think we will actively do our best to try to find the parents, but I think if it just. Just maybe.

[B]

And what do you do with the money? How much of that money is yours and how much is also the baby? And how much is it also the parents?

[C]

What do you mean, the money?

[B]

So they're suing the IVF clinic. Like, they're obviously entitled to some money based on this huge mishap that.

[C]

Oh, oh, yes. Some of the. Like, you're talking about the. For the other family, too. The other family needs the money because that's their baby. That's.

[B]

So the parents right now emphasize they love their daughter deeply and are raising her as their own, but say they have a moral obligation to find the truth. Truth and the other family involved. So this isn't really about rejecting the child. The parents have said they're grateful and bonded, but they're devastated to know that the possibility of family may unknowingly be raising their biological child and that their embryo's fate is unknown.

[C]

Damn, I'd be so scared that my child. Like, they wouldn't report like, or they wouldn't try to find out who that child's parents.

[B]

Maybe it's just come back to us because it's clear. If it was not like, the.

[D]

The might not have known.

[B]

Yes, because they're clear, like, well, this isn't genetically ours because it's a whole different race than us. There's probably a family out there that's white and is having this white baby. And they go, yeah, I think this is ours, this. And they have to take that. B. So aren't they entitled to that baby?

[D]

What if, like. I mean, what if it was like an ideal swap? Like, say that family had theirs and they had theirs and it was just.

[B]

Like a. Hopefully it's that case. Or what if it's a whole chain?

[D]

But, like, also, do you. Like, what do you do do you swap? Like, that's crazy to think about too.

[C]

Guys, what if it was like a shift? So imagine every line shifted so just the whole row just all has different kids. That would be fucking crazy because I think a swap that's like, that doesn't make sense to me. I feel like it's a. More like a batch.

[B]

But what's crazy right now, there is no clear universal system for tracking or auditing embryos. So like they, they don't even know where to like begin looking or they have to like put out like a whole thing to everyone who went through the clinic going, going, hey guys, can you all just come in for just a little hair swab, little DNA test?

[C]

This is, this is best case scenario for Ghislaine Maxwell. She's like, I'll take him.

[D]

No, Zayn, I was thinking about that yesterday. I was like, these IVF clinics have millions of sperm and eggs.

[C]

That's so crazy.

[D]

Tell me they're not just taking some extra ones and just piecing them together and making babies. Oh, for whatever. Reasoning dark.

[C]

You would need a surrogate though. Like, you would need someone to deliver it. Is that like.

[D]

Yeah, but I mean, what you think.

[B]

There'S a whole underground system of women chained to tables? Like in like in there, like in Stranger Things?

[C]

Matt, have you seen these emails? I feel like anything is possible. Anything is possible.

[D]

I mean, dude, I would not be surprised at all reading those emails.

[C]

I was like, oh, this was like something we all laughed about two years ago. Like, oh, okay. And it's like we saw. I was like, oh, oh, crazy.

[B]

Jesus. But okay, but the money, what? 50, 50 between the child.

[C]

So if I, if, if I sued and I won, big lawsuit. Big, big lawsuit. I would find the parent. I, I think it depends on the situation. Right. Because the, That's. That parent can also sue. Unless it's. It's already been done.

[B]

Yeah. Maybe the whole legal settlement, they take all parties and they do the settlement like that. Yeah, that's right. I'm not probably.

[C]

I'd probably fight. I'd probably have my lawyer fight for that. That person's. That the child's family too. And put it in like a trust, like win. Put it in a trust for the baby.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then work to find the family so we can reward the family and also return the child.

[B]

Bro, can you imagine that delivery room when that happened? Because he must have been like, what? And she must have been like, no.

[C]

Oh, you can't see that dude of.

[B]

That moment because he had been like, did You. And she goes, no, we did the ivf. And they go, well, wait, what? And they go, but is it half you? Is it half me? Like, they. Then they were like, it's not ours at all. Like, dude, that day had to have been insane. Like, the camera.

[C]

They're like the vlog.

[D]

Imagine being like, one of the nurses and you're watching this go down. Like, you. You get to see.

[C]

The head comes out. The nurse is like, wait, t. Or like, imagine.

[B]

Oh, my go. It would be. Or heath. I know you guys didn't do ivf, but, like, if that happened to you guys, we're like, oh, my God, the baby come.

[C]

You're like, yeah, but get this.

[B]

But we can't say anything. And like, you. We'd have to be, like, quiet about this whole. Oh.

[C]

Because you wouldn't be able to, like, oh, my God, we all hate to.

[B]

Be like, but we getting money.

[D]

That is.

[C]

That is crazy. That, like, it's like, imagine it happening to. Happening to, like, someone on the Internet, a celebrity influencer. And it's like, they have to fight it.

[B]

Everyone, all your friends, let me see the baby.

[C]

You have to hide it from your family, too.

[D]

It's like, why aren't you sending any pictures?

[C]

We have to keep it private.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. It's gotta be crazy.

[C]

Crazy. That's. That's. That's insane. That's. I mean, this is not the first time this has happened though, right? I feel like we've seen this happen.

[D]

Before, and I think this has never heard of it.

[B]

One where it's definitely not genetically either of theirs, and they don't know where this came from. Wow.

[C]

And this would happen in Florida, too? Oh, it's always Florida.

[D]

Always.

[C]

Somebody did suggest a segment called what's Going on in Florida? It's like a weekly thing of, like, what happened. That we have enough. We do multiple cases that they suggested.

[B]

That two weeks ago, and this is the first thing that. That comes up.

[C]

What happened in Florida today?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't they have something daily that's, like, probably usually crazy headline? Yeah. Honestly, all the luck to them. I really hope they find the kids.

[D]

Parents.

[C]

That is so sad. Like, it, like. Like, like, think about it, like, realistically, it is so sad.

[D]

The people. The people that gave the. The donors, like, what if they're separated now? Like, they never ended up, like, following through.

[B]

Oh, right. Like, it was just like, forgotten eggs.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, and we're like, yeah. And yeah. And now they're like, well, do you want this baby? It's yours. And they're like, oh, and it's just so sad right now. They were so excited to be parents. They have the baby right now in their hands. They're bonding to it. They have to, like, crazy enjoy it and welcome it to the world. All but still knowing that like. Like it can be taken away from them.

[C]

And the reason why they did this is because they can't get pregnant, right? Or was it more of a. Like another. It was.

[D]

I mean, people usually. It's usually people that. That just can't are having trouble.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's so sad. Do you think they'll. They'll try again? They'll attempt it again the same way, or are they just like. They're just like, I don't know.

[B]

Hopefully they can find their sperm.

[D]

What a sad situation to be in. Because you don't know if, like, six months from now the people are discovered who it is and that they want it it. And you're like, no, like, I've raised.

[C]

Like, oh, wait, do they have the right to that baby?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

That's really interesting. I feel like. I feel like they don't.

[B]

This is like a movie in the making. I mean, there's just. There's so many layers to it of what's truly ethical.

[C]

That's actually. That's a good plot to a movie. And imagine the baby becomes, like, the biggest athlete, the biggest, like, soccer player. And it's like now the. The family finds. Finds or finds out that they're the parents. And this IVF switch, that could be. That could be something.

[D]

It's the next Justin Bieber or something.

[C]

Right?

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[B]

Oh, just. Speaking of athletes, there's two things. One, are you keeping up with, like, Winter Olympics or. It starts tomorrow, the opening ceremony.

[D]

I. I haven't checked on it.

[C]

I will. I will watch it, though.

[B]

Learn this name right now. Alyssa Lou. Alyssa Lou. Figure skater.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yo, this girl is so badass. So she was a figure skater for most of her life up until she was about 16. And at 16, she was like, I'm done with this. I don't want to ice skate anymore. Total rocker chick. Hey, a striped hair like Kiki Cannon.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah, she has, like, a piercing, one of those inside septums that, like, dangle over your teeth. And a figure skater after. So when she was 18, she then hits up her coaches, and they go, hey, I think I want to get back into it, and I want to go for the Winter Olympics. And her coaches are like, alyssa, what? Girl, you have been gone for two years. You can't just come back and think you can be right back on top. And she goes, no, I want to do it. And if I do it, I'm doing it my way. I want my own music, my own outfits. I'm wearing my hair, and y' all can't tell me what to eat. And they were like, like. And her coach tell me what to eat. Her coach is like. And I poured a whole glass of wine that night, and I said, you know what? All right, let's do it. So now she's qualified. She's, like, doing all of her stuff to, like, lady Gaga. Grimes, you know, Charlie xcx.

[C]

Oh, wait, are you're allowed to pick your own? I thought it had to be, like, approved by.

[B]

Well, yeah, but it's just. She's just this total, like, the system. This is when her hair is kind of, like, tame. But, like, right now, girl, that is a mess. She has, like, crazy striped hair.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

But that's.

[C]

No, that's really sick. The fact that she's just like, I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna do it my way.

[B]

Yeah, total, like just straight up Disney movie. That's what how, like, she looks and.

[C]

How she's gonna be. I could see them making a movie out of her for sure. Look at that hair. Oh, my God.

[B]

That's pretty cool. I've never seen that scene.

[C]

Queen, Bring it back.

[B]

She's dope.

[C]

That's literally all the girls I was obsessed with back in the MySpace days look just like that.

[D]

Zane. Zane thought he was talking to her.

[C]

I. I thought my hair looked like that, but I thought it did. That's what my hair looks like right now, honestly.

[D]

So she's competing, like, Winter Olympics.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

This for this one coming up right now.

[B]

So I'm just saying keep an eye out. I'm rooting for her. She's like my number one.

[C]

You know what? I. I'm. I'm definitely gonna watch it this year because Alicia and I, we got to interview all the Winter Olympic athletes back in October, and I got to meet them face to face. I know all their names, what they do, so I'm just gonna. Did you meet her and. What? No, no, no, not her.

[B]

Not her.

[C]

We only met. It was like. We only met like, a. Like one round of. Of athletes. So we met, like, a lot of the paranormal skiing team. We met some snowboarders. We met some. We met some. Was it cross country skiing?

[B]

How many athletes do you think the US Team has in the Winter Olympics?

[C]

Let me. I'm going to guess.

[D]

200, 100.

[C]

100. Like 10.

[B]

Heath.

[D]

Good job.

[B]

232.

[C]

Very good, Heath. Oh, I forgot that there's teams, too. Yeah.

[B]

Countries.

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

Teams. Sports. Yeah, yeah, different events. We're gonna be in 16 sports across, so. 232 across, 16 sports.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And I think this the new Olympic sport this year is ski mountaineering, which is that, like, you climb some stuff and then you go skiing and you climb again.

[C]

If it has anything to do with a skiing down Mount Everest, then. Have you ever watched that video of the skier that goes. That climbs up to Mount Everest and then skis down.

[B]

He's down from Mount Everest. Oh, we.

[C]

We watched it the other night. It was crazy. I. Dude, humans are insane. He climbs up all the way up.

[B]

So ski mountaineering sounds like a combination of cross country skiing and cattle herding. And while that would be awesome, the sport is as. Actually as basic as anything on this side of the downhill. First you climb a mountain and then you ski down it. So that's ski mountaineering. Straight up.

[C]

Up. I wonder.

[D]

I mean, it's kind of cool. You're like timed on how quick you can climb up.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So like these people are trekking, so. And then ski down. That's kind of. Kind of cool.

[C]

That video makes a. That video makes a lot more sense now that what we watched.

[D]

Because in my head, that is the most epic ski mountaineer you could do.

[C]

I thought. I literally thought he was just doing just like his own thing, like, oh, climbing up this mountain as a challenge, but it's actually a whole sport.

[D]

I wonder is one of those. Or maybe.

[C]

Maybe he came up with it. He started a whole sport because of that. Of that one video. When. When was that video posted? Or when did he do that?

[D]

It was like two months ago.

[B]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[C]

That was two months ago.

[B]

They were probably like, dude, don't. You're about to go to the Olympics. Just don't go down.

[C]

But also good PR right before that Winter Olympics. He's one of the big.

[D]

I'll be. I'll be rooting for him if he's doing it.

[C]

Yeah. Looks like October.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Oh, you know what else that I saw that. That I didn't see or I didn't hear about it. I didn't see anything until he was done. The guy who climbed the. Alex Honnold. Alex Honda. Climbed the whole building type beast. Crazy.

[B]

Yeah. Type A101. We talked about last.

[D]

Did we?

[B]

Yeah, we did. We did. For a whole damn segment. 30 minutes. Thank you for being here. Maybe because Keith was like right here. Your brain's like switched up on.

[C]

Like, that's crazy that I literally don't remember that conversation one bit. Holy.

[B]

Oh, speaking of another Olympian, do you guys remember Shikari Richardson?

[D]

Yeah, the.

[B]

The girl who was like, she. For two Olympics ago, she was destined, but then she got caught smoking weed. She was destined for gold.

[D]

She was the runner, Zane.

[B]

She's from like Dallas. She has like the crazy colored hair.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

She got arrested in Florida. Arrested for. Oh wait, she was speeding for like going 100. She's pleading not guilty. Yet you were going 104 miles an hour. Thing is just. Shikari, I love you, girl. Just skip. Get. Stay out of trouble, officer.

[C]

I mean, she. She runs try, dude.

[B]

She's begging in it, like, please do not do this.

[C]

I was a cop and I stopped her and I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

She's a.

[C]

She's.

[B]

The top comments were like, what if she got out and ran?

[D]

True.

[B]

Just like, try to catch me now. I would have let.

[C]

I would have let her go. I'd have been like, oh, my. This is funny. This makes sense. You know what? Leave you with a warning.

[B]

My gosh. Oh, yeah. Is it. Wait, is it Orange County, Florida? Is that a place?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

He.

[B]

The whole time he's just like, you're going to jail. Sorry.

[C]

Did she inform him that she was an Olympian?

[B]

No, she did not pull the Olympian card, which was.

[C]

Shut up. She should have, but.

[B]

Oh, dude, that would look even.

[D]

No, but that would go. That body cam footage would be so cringe.

[C]

I know, but the worst. But also. But also, she was cough for speeding. It wasn't like anything crazy. You know, if it was something crazy, then. Then I'd be like 104 in a 65. Yeah, we've gone that.

[B]

That.

[C]

We've gone that fast. It's kind of crazy, but we've gone that fast, though.

[B]

Just slow down.

[D]

What's the. What's the fastest you ever, guys.

[C]

Years ago. Years ago, back in high school, the fastest I've gone. Honestly. Probably like 85, 90. I don't think I've ever gone faster than that. I get to. I get too scared to go faster than that.

[B]

Yeah, I'm worried about losing control of the vehicle.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

It's like, have tried to go a hundred miles an hour.

[C]

I. I don't.

[B]

I have been in cars that have gone 100.

[C]

Oh, we've. We've been. We've been in multiple vehicles. I've gone way past 110. I thought I was gonna die. I've done like 130, my man. It wasn't on a highway in Vegas.

[D]

It was in a school zone. No, no, no, it wasn't on highway.

[C]

You can. Oh, my 130 in a school zone.

[D]

He.

[C]

That.

[D]

I think that's.

[C]

That's full fucking prison. You're in jail for like 20 years.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

You can like, race supercars on, like, their track, their racetrack out there. And I did that for my 21st. Oh, you know. Well, you know what? Then I have been in. I mean, I've been in a car that's gone 1:40. How fast do those. The Formula One cars go? Oh, my God, those go.

[B]

You were in a formula one car.

[C]

It was something like that. It was a. You know the.

[B]

Yeah. Like, like.

[C]

Okay, Keith, remember what we did?

[D]

Oh, yeah, we.

[C]

What was that?

[B]

They were like a race car. But not like.

[C]

No, it was. It was like.

[D]

It's like a Indy car type thing. But it was a two seater. It was like.

[C]

It was like a two seater. It was insane. It was. Was insane. But you felt so safe in it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, you would think that you would feel like you're about to die, but it. It felt. It felt safer than like your. One of your friends driving like super fast with your car. Like, it. You didn't feel like you were going anywhere. But dude, with how compact you are, just imagine flipping in that thing.

[B]

Oh, gosh. No way.

[C]

My God.

[D]

Terrifying.

[C]

Terrifying. Especially before they put that. The halo ring on there. Yeah, like your head's just exposed right there. Oh, you flipping that.

[D]

No. Oh, I thought. I thought you were talking about the. The neck brace thing.

[C]

Oh, no, no, the.

[B]

The ring.

[C]

There's like airbags that come out, right? I don't think so. No, that would add. Can you unnecessary weight. No, I know, but it's like an ejection. Imagine. Imagine it like it flips and then the bag just goes up. It's like the balloons go up. So like.

[D]

Oh, it's like. Zane, have you seen the old people device? And it shows if they fall and then the whole thing turns into a bubble.

[B]

Yeah, it's like this little.

[D]

It's like. It's for elderly people, so you have to watch it inflate. Jared, you got to pull this up. This is inflates before you hit the ground.

[C]

All right, but that's dumb because you have to wear that all the time then.

[D]

True, true.

[C]

Like, that's crazy. Imagine having to wear that.

[B]

Oh, but.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, bro.

[C]

That was literally.

[B]

But Red and Link bought this and like they fell and it, like, didn't. And then it just inflated while he was like laying on the ground, like, after.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

So I don't know how useful it is, but motorcycles, Motorcycles, it's not. If it was.

[D]

If it was like a really good one.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they do have that. We talked about that.

[D]

And you wear it on like a motorcycle. I could see that.

[B]

But you have to pay like a subscription or something too, as well.

[C]

We talked about this. The whole subscription based airbags, that's crazy. They don't want us winning. They don't want us to live. They want to kill us off before we continue.

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[C]

Shut up.

[D]

Got a full dozen.

[C]

Did you get it when it was a hot ready, Hot and ready.

[D]

I did.

[C]

I fucking love you for that.

[D]

It's a problem.

[C]

You just popped out a kid to a month and a half ago. You deserve it.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

Because that little shit, I'm sure it's a fucking pain in the ass taking care of them. You know dude, we're gonna get to the point where it's six years later and you're gonna be like, dude, you just popped out a kid six years ago. You can have a dozen. Six years. We won't be talking in six years. Trust me. We'll be, we'll be on a very long beef, one sided.

[D]

We start dragging it out. You guys do like one of those influencer boxing matches.

[C]

Yeah, I'd be down.

[B]

They still do those. Like the influencer.

[C]

I think sometimes I think when not.

[D]

Like it used to, but I think some of the influencers went on to be fighters. Okay, so like I think like Bryce ended up like going into like a bare knuckle league.

[B]

All right.

[C]

We also. We also don't. I feel like we don't hear a lot about it anymore. Back then it was really popular, like influencers boxing. But they still have it now. Sometimes I'll catch it a. I'll catch a like a flyer. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay. They're still doing it. Like, I forget who it was. I'm pretty sure. What's his face? Didn't that comedian go into the ring? Or was it. Was it like Trevor Wallace? No, no, no. Was it. No, it was like either. Was it Ch22 jumper or was it.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Adam. Adam 22. Yeah, he just fought like another star.

[C]

Okay, so that just happened recently, right?

[B]

Because he's like. He's with Lena the plug, right?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

And yes, it was. It was there were there. It was like an only fans guy that he was fighting against. And whoever won, he was gonna like his.

[B]

Yeah, sorry, part of my language.

[C]

Whoever wins sleeps with Lena. But one of them was her boyfriend.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

It's a very risky fight. Yeah. But I'm sure they. I'm sure they did it like fighting.

[B]

Like that's. It seems like what it was. And he. I'm pretty sure he got his ass kicked.

[C]

But yeah, but just. Yes, they still do it. Yes, they still do it.

[D]

He lost on purpose. He's like, oh, no, no.

[C]

I mean, he was a big dude. Dude. I mean, I don't think I'd want him to hit me more than once. It's Christine Ring.

[D]

It's you get back here. And you. My wife.

[B]

Have you heard about this clavicular kid? Have you, like, met him or anything?

[D]

Yeah, we are not.

[C]

I was just talking about. It was somebody look.

[B]

Smack Sing. And he's just this kid who walks around. He's like a live streamer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's.

[D]

And people like, ask to like, rate. Have him rate them based on, like, their genetic, like, features. Right? Yes, he likes like.

[C]

But he goes above him. He goes like over the top and.

[D]

But he likes people. He's like, your jaw is too recessed, your cheekbones are too high.

[C]

Or just like, he like, got. He like, got. I don't like. Obviously I don't like this kid doesn't care. Which. I think that's what makes people, like, so, like, intrigued by him that he just doesn't give a. Like.

[B]

But he's just.

[C]

He'll wear. He'll wear shoulder pads. Like, shoulder pads to make his, like, shoulders look bigger.

[B]

He'll put like those boob things on his shoulders, those little chicken cutlet looking things that girls wear on their boobs. He does that shit but like some of it's like baiting in a way like that. Yeah, he says, and he likes rage bait. Yeah, he calls it Adderall. Like meth. Like, oh, are you doing meth? He also was talking about cheekbones and he was like smashing his cheek with like.

[D]

Yes, I did, I did see a.

[B]

Clip of that trophy of doing that. He has like, really? No. I've never seen him upbeat or fucking happy at all. He has the driest form of personality. But the thing is it's all of these like insecure dudes that are listening to his shit thinking like, oh, Zane.

[D]

He smashes his cheekbones.

[B]

Yes, mainly.

[C]

What's, what's mainly the type of content that he like live streams. Is it, is he playing any games? Is he just.

[B]

He's not gaming, he's chatting and talking almost like Aiden Ross type shit.

[C]

Dude, I. Again, I don't, I don't know what the I like in my head if you stream, you like half game and you half like live. Like you, they just, you, you go to the mall, you have, you have people following you with like the, like the equipment.

[D]

Just to me, to me it seems like like you said like Aiden, you just sit on a comp computer on a chair and you just kind of chat for 10 hours.

[C]

Dude, that's dangerous, man. Dude, imagine you're just live for like 12 hours.

[D]

Yo. But not gonna lie, when I saw that clip of him smashing his cheekbones, I kind of was like, I know it's dangerous.

[C]

What is he doing?

[D]

He's, he takes like a, a rock or something hard and smashes his cheekbones over and over.

[C]

Is he like, is he rage baiting though? I feel like he's not doing that behind the camera.

[D]

Getting millions of people to start smashing their cheeks.

[B]

It's dangerous. It's dangerous. I don't know, he's just bizarre.

[C]

Isn't this the type of though where like you can sue something? Like you can sue him for? Like if a parent saw this like their kid smashing his face with the hammers, like, well, I saw my favorite no streamer do it.

[D]

What's the other one? It's like cheek, not cheek pulling. It's like something where they like try to like take their thumbs and stretch their, their palate and make their teeth wider. Yeah.

[C]

What?

[D]

They like put two fingers in their like two thumbs and they try to like stretch the roof of their mouth.

[C]

So they're like, why would you want wider teeth.

[D]

I guess it like broadens your face to be like more masculine.

[B]

I gotta say, I've been using mouth tape now for like the past two weeks.

[C]

What's up?

[B]

Like, you know, just standard mouth tape. Like people.

[C]

Oh, oh. Like covering your mouth when you go to sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And because I. I would. I would stick with it. Then I'd be like this. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I finally got like really good at it. My sleep has been so deep, inconsistent.

[C]

It's been proven like, you know, about t. Actually helps. Like you have much better sleeps because it's. You can't breathing in like with through your mouth it up your gums and.

[B]

And I believe like it's helping. And I didn't realize this cuz I started realizing I was feeling really good. Like when I wake up and I was like that damn, it was good sleep. There was also like thing called like morning depression that they think is also related to like mouth breathing.

[C]

Your breast smell like that's.

[B]

Yeah, you wake up.

[D]

Your mouth tastes bad.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You wake up just a little defeated. The day seems so daunting, which I hate. I hate it when like you go to bed and you're so excited about tomorrow. You're writing down everything you're gonna do and you're gonna hit it and then you wake up, you're like, I don't want to do any of that, man.

[D]

Fuck this place.

[B]

The mouth taping. A lot of people on subreddits were like, I realized I've been waking up feeling better. I don't have any morning depression. I was like, morning depression. I feel like that's something I was kind of battling with. And I don't.

[D]

The sleep apnea, like the apnea machines, people that get like, it changed my dad's life.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Everybody I know that's on one. It is like, I cannot believe I could have been sleeping like this. And this is what other people. People sleep like.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You're actually getting rest.

[C]

Next time you should try mouth tape and nose tape and see if that like helps even more. Yeah.

[D]

Take a nice long sleeve.

[B]

But I will. Oh, yes, I have. I did do a bit of that, but I felt like it was kind of messing with my pores on my nose just because it's a sensitive area.

[C]

It was. Dude, my skin was so bad. Putting those nose strips on every. But you know, the magnetic ones.

[B]

Yes. But then I'm like, I gotta put magnets on my nose every night.

[D]

It's so. It's A little. A little sticky.

[B]

Yeah. But I will say the mouth tape, it's a really. It looks really expensive. Don't buy, like, any brand's mouth tape. Just buy. It's, like, top on Amazon. It's just medical tape, but. And don't cover your whole mouth. You can still keep the corners just a little bit, just so you don't feel too. Too bad. But you'll breathe out your nose. But just. It's cheaper than what you think it is. Don't buy, like, a pack of $30 mouth tape.

[C]

It's. The thing is, it's tough, though, like, to have anything on my face. Face. Going to sleep. Like, I remember, I, like, I had to do a mouth guard. I lasted two nights with. I was like this. I can't sleep. I also don't want to get used, like, trying to have to get used to putting mouth guard in my mouth and trying to.

[D]

Another thing for your Diddy bag.

[C]

You're like, yeah, I just.

[B]

You gotta keep it water and all that.

[C]

Yeah. It's also gross.

[B]

Just like every night.

[C]

Like, the dentures.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Which, by the way, I'm definitely gonna need dentures when I'm 50. I'm gonna have a whole row of fake teeth that I'm just gonna pull out. Look. Look like a hockey player there that time. I'm 50 for sure.

[D]

It's kind of cool.

[C]

But you know what? My teeth are gonna make sure they're gonna look good, though. My denture is gonna be fire.

[B]

Dentures will probably be, like, really good in, like, the future maybe.

[C]

I mean, they're not gonna fall out. I feel like.

[B]

Are they magnetic like, the dentures?

[C]

You'd have to.

[D]

I think it's. I think it's glue. It's like a denture glue.

[B]

But I always think, though, sometimes, like, I've seen, like, these little, like, metal rivets, like, up top, and it's like.

[C]

It's shower curtains. You just gotta hook it.

[B]

How are dentures?

[D]

You slide the teeth across.

[B]

Oh, they're magnetic. They're magnetic.

[C]

All right, so how. So you have to install, like, metal in your.

[B]

Oh, in the gums, like, little. And they just clamp on like that.

[C]

Ow. What am I, Ewing? I literally have, like, three of those on my mouth right now. Ew. Literally, I have two metal pipes in my mouth right now. Guys, take care of your teeth when you're little.

[B]

Floss. Floss.

[C]

Yes. Because in my mind was only because of flossing. I missed flossing one night.

[B]

You don't Want like gingivitis too. There's some people I know that are rich as hell and they got gingivitis and I'm like, how? Cuz it gets to a point of like no return where you can't even like.

[C]

It's crazy. We know some people that have like chronic.

[D]

Chronic ganga vitis.

[C]

Just like you.

[B]

You someone who has.

[C]

You guys know who I'm talking about. We got all the time, a couple people.

[B]

Yeah, boy.

[C]

You talk to them, you know. You remember spongebob, the episode when the, the.

[B]

Am I ugly? I'm ugly and I'm proud.

[D]

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

[C]

What a great episode when the whole thing circles around the whole fucking movie theater.

[B]

I always have like even such a fear. I mean, I don't try not to have bad breath, but if I'm at like a party and I'm talking to someone, I'll like purposely angle my face all the time out of direction of someone's face just because I'm just like, I don't want to have. I don't like that feeling when someone's talking to me. And even if they don't have bad breath, I can just feel their breath entering my vicinity.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, even when, like when I'm getting stressed, you obviously, you have to like do deep breaths. Like as you're stretching more and more. My face is the complete other way and I have my mouth like my hand like this.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Bad breath is like the most unattractive thing.

[D]

My favorite though is watching people like on video and you could see a tonsil stone fly out of their mouth. No, like the, the most iconic one.

[B]

I thought it was food.

[D]

Jeremy Fragrance.

[B]

Fragrance, yes, yes. He likes where he's like power shoot.

[D]

Jared, you gotta, you gotta play it.

[C]

Are you 100 certain it was a tonsil side? It wasn't food.

[B]

It wasn't like a loogie. I think this looks like a straight up tonsil tone.

[D]

Watch this.

[B]

Oh yeah, because it looked like a straight up tooth.

[C]

That looked like a tooth.

[B]

So that's why they think it was.

[D]

Yeah, it was 100. A tonsil stone. Wait, you don't.

[B]

That's why he loves those colognes so much, because he's trying to mask that bad breath.

[C]

He seems like someone that would do it all on purpose.

[B]

Or was it a Zen.

[D]

No, it's. It's a tonsil stone.

[B]

Well, Dr. Pimple Popper. Yeah, she says it.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

You know what? That actually would be. That would actually be really hard to do that Fake that.

[B]

Power.

[C]

Power. That's what he says.

[B]

I still can't believe Alicia. There was that video of her, like, thrift shopping, and that bug was, like, crawling on her side the whole time.

[C]

Wait, wait, what?

[B]

Alicia, she posted a vlog. I feel like it was a couple months ago, and. And she, I think, was like, thrift shopping. She's on the ground and has, you know, just showing off clothes. And this bug completely crawls up her. Like, even gets basically close to her head. And she even posted it not knowing it until, like, a fan saw it.

[C]

Oh, that's a stink bug.

[B]

Yeah, but it was just.

[C]

Honestly, that's, like, the best buck. That's the best buck to get on you. Yeah, it's one of those. Because they're harmless. Honestly, I think they're, like, really sweet. Like, I feel like if you could hear them talk, talk, they would be just so. Just so charming. Just like, hey.

[B]

But I had a bug.

[D]

They're so loud.

[B]

I had a bug on me one time when we recorded. I think we were, like, recording with Brooke Schofield or something. There was a full bug on me.

[C]

Yes, it was a. It was like a spider or something. And then we flicked it, and then it went. I feel like. I remember. Was it, like a hot. Didn't we do, like, a high bonus?

[D]

Yeah, I think we did do it.

[C]

I made a clip out of it. Now I remember that.

[B]

What was the thing you wanted to share right before we went?

[C]

Oh, okay. So my. We went on a bachelor trip for our buddy Matt. We were supposed to. Remember, we're supposed to meet each other.

[B]

I know.

[C]

In Tahoe. We never got to see each other. We were on the other side of Lake Tahoe. We're like an hour away. But we didn't get to see each other. But it was like. It's so funny, these bachelor trips. He invited literally, like, 20 guys. Just imagine, 20 guys in a house. And it's so funny because we're all. We. We all get there. We're all like little kids.

[A]

Like.

[C]

Like, hey, what's up, man? You're trying to get comfortable with each other. You have a couple of drinks, and then everyone's just, like, best friends. It was wild. It was really fun. It was great until we finished the weekend. We come home, and some of us start noticing we got little bumps on us. Like, oh, that's weird.

[D]

Where.

[C]

Well, I. I had, like, a weird thing. Heath. Remember I was telling.

[B]

Were you.

[C]

Were you in town?

[D]

Oh, your nipple.

[C]

Remember? I got, like, a weird thing in my nipple. I was like, okay, this is.

[D]

Is.

[C]

What the hell? This is weird.

[B]

It looks like a zit or a.

[C]

Bite or if it was. Like, at first it felt like an ingrown hair, but it started growing bigger and bigger. It like. But it was. It felt gross. Like, it was about this big. Oh, it felt like a cyst next to my nipple. And I was like, this is really weird. And I remember that we were talking about in the hot tub. In the airbnb hot tub. We were talking about dirty hot tubs. We're like, oh, you can get, like, folliculitis, which is like a bacteria that you.

[B]

Some people pee in Jacuzzi.

[C]

Yeah. So it's like, you could. It could. Yeah. Disgusting. And we're talking about that. We're like, oh, okay, whatever. And then we all go home and I. Some guys just start getting fucking rashed and pibbled and nobody says anything. I remember this conversation. I'm like, oh, this is what the. Is going on. I text in the group time, like, hey, did anybody else get anything on their body this past weekend? Because I'm freaking out. And then everyone starts going, wait, same. I thought I was the only one. And then everybody just starts saying, yeah, yeah, I got. Our buddy posts his. Oh, no. If I woke up to this, you'd.

[B]

Go to the hospital immediately.

[C]

No, no, I think I. I would faint. I would faint. I would legitimately faint. I'd be like, oh, my God, I'm dying. Imagine waking up and seeing this on your butt.

[D]

Oh, no way.

[B]

Oh. Oh, that looks like psoriasis, but worse.

[C]

From a dirty hot tub. Can you believe that?

[B]

Oh, my. Have they diagnosed, like, what it is.

[C]

Literally look up, like, from hot tubs? It's every. It's literally every picture looks just like that.

[B]

And does it get transferred by someone else having folliculitis and they get into a hot tub?

[C]

I think it's a dirty, dirty water. So it's like, it gets into your exact follicles. It gets into your follicles, like, dirty bacteria water, and it just infects it all. So that's all like, it's literally in each follicle.

[B]

Oh, wait, can you just go back to the medical description? I just want to understand exactly what it is. So folliculitis is an itchy, pimple like.

[C]

Rash caused by bacteria thriving in warm, poorly maintain maintained water. It usually appears on the trunk, arms and legs, often under swimwear, one to four days after exposure. Which is really weird because mine was on the side of my nipple. So I feel like mine wasn't that, but it's weird that I got it.

[B]

Did you put. Did you take a shower, like, after.

[C]

I bet that immediately.

[B]

I bet that dude was probably, like, drunk. It was just like. Just, like, did a towel and, like, passed out and that stayed and manifested immediately.

[C]

Took a shower. I remember I felt so gross after that. I was like, oh, I got a shower right now and I showered immediately.

[B]

Okay, that's bad. Yeah. Gosh. So did they contact the Airbnb and like, yo, you got fully. They send the ass.

[C]

You know what? I don't think the guy. Our. Our buddy's brother that rented everything. I don't think he did. I honestly, I think he probably was just like.

[D]

Other people got that too, though.

[C]

Yeah. Honestly, he probably looked it up because we. I. I read something that says, you. I mean, how does water get dirty? You could pee in it, right? I feel like peeing in water can make it dirty, so you can't really blame the owner.

[D]

It could have, like, not chlorinated. If they don't have whatever kills the bacteria in it.

[C]

Maybe. I don't know. But the thing is that the whole house looked like it was very well taken care of. That's why Matt was like, I feel like the hot tub was also taking care of. Maybe it was just the amount of people that pissed in it.

[B]

I.

[C]

You know what I mean? I mean, I didn't piss in the hot tub, but I wouldn't be surprised if I at least, like, four. Four the 20.

[B]

Dude, I'll never forget. We were in, like, Broken Bow. Whole friend group. We, like, were in the hot tub the night before. Had a great time. And then the second night we went out, I remember opening, and it just smelt really bad. And I'm like, who peed in the hot tub last night? Oh, you like, he.

[C]

You can smell that from the night before?

[B]

I could just smell that. Like. Yeah, because it's just been bacon in the. With the little cushion over the lid on it. And I was like. And I figured out who peed me. I'm like, you. You don't one don't pee in pools and especially don't pee in Jacuzzis. It's a whole different network of water. It's not even gets cycled out. No, it wasn't Shepherd. So my high school buddies, but I was just like, you root. We can't go out and enjoy, like, this great hot tub in this cold weather.

[C]

And now you got to. You got to put more chlorine in. You Got to let it simmer, rinse it out, disinfect.

[B]

Oh. Sometimes at pool parties, if I notice, like, someone has not gotten out of the water, and you know that friend who's just sitting there drinking white claws.

[D]

Time to get up and pee.

[B]

Hasn't gotten. Been a few drinks.

[C]

Been a few drinks.

[B]

Like, have you gone to the bathroom? And I'll do that. And they'll be like, what are you talking about?

[C]

It is really fucking.

[B]

I don't do it in front of people, but I'm like, I can sniff out certain people who just are peeing in a pool.

[C]

I've never peed. And, like, sometimes I feel even guilty sometimes peeing in the beach.

[B]

Oh, right.

[C]

You know what I mean? I'm just like, oh, this doesn't feel right.

[B]

Weird peeing.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Just like, oh, I peed in lakes many times. Yeah, but just like, it's such a weird thing where you're like, okay, I'm safe. But, like, you're into abyss.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. But isn't that crazy that, like, people peeing water and you're just swimming through.

[B]

It, you're just like, I know.

[D]

And then. And then the little kids are like, Apparently the. Apparently the nostalgic smell that everybody remembers from, like, their public community pools, that's.

[C]

All pee mixed with chlorine mixing with.

[D]

The chlorine that's giving off that odor. Like that smell that you remember. Chlor. Chlorine doesn't have a smell.

[C]

I thought he would.

[B]

Yes, it does.

[C]

As soon as you pour chlorine in a pool, you could smell.

[B]

Walk into a pool store, go to Leslie Pools, you can smell like.

[D]

Like chlor. But it's not that.

[C]

It smells like bleachy, though.

[B]

No, similar.

[C]

Like.

[D]

Like a ammonia amount.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Maybe it is more ammonia. Because every time I do those smelling salts, to me, it's reminds me of, like, getting pool water up my nose.

[C]

Smelling salt is a great thing to. I feel like, for an addict to have someone who's, like, addicted to coke and they're trying to lean off. Off it, probably. I feel like the smelling salt is the best thing for them to do.

[B]

You say lean off it Wean.

[C]

I said lean. I meant to say it kind of works.

[B]

Yeah. They're trying to lean off.

[C]

You lean off it. No, it actually sounds like you're leaning towards me.

[D]

Ew.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It says the familiar chlorine smell in swimming pools is caused by chloramines, which is chemical compounds formed when chlorine reacts with sweat, urine, and bodily oil.

[C]

You know what I think, honestly, Heath, I think the. The. The part that makes it the most stinky is the sweat. I honestly don't think the pee is what makes this thing this sweat is that like, dude, a gym smells disgusting. If you really sit and just take the smell all in sweat all up on the weights and the carpet or the mats and sweat.

[D]

It's like. It's like during wrestling, bro, the. The mats would be slippery from all the sweat. Dude, it was disgusting.

[C]

Any Valentine's Day plans?

[B]

No.

[D]

I think we might combine it with our one year wedding anniversary.

[B]

That's good.

[D]

Oh, but I'm a little bit bummed because we have our wedding cake.

[C]

Oh, you should eat that.

[D]

But we lost power.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

So I don't know if it, like, ruined it. Well, I mean, defrosted.

[C]

I mean, as long as you didn't open up. If you didn't open the freezer up and it's been like, in chilled and.

[B]

It'S been frozen for that long, I feel like for a bite, you're fine.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

All your ice melted in the fridge.

[C]

No, no, I know, but the thing is that it's still in a really, like, the cake is in a really cool place. Like, I feel like cake, if you put it in the fridge, it lasts a long time.

[D]

I just didn't know about, like, the defrosting and then refreezing if it would get weird.

[B]

But I think if we. You're going to defrost it?

[D]

No, he's saying, yeah, we were going to eat it for the one year anniversary.

[B]

No, I know that, but like, we just took it straight out of the freezer and just like, put on.

[D]

No, but I was saying I don't know if, like, you know how when you, like, thaw something out and then freeze it?

[B]

Oh, right.

[C]

You know, when, you know, the protein bar, when it like, melts or like a Snickers bar, it melts and then it like, hardens up again and you eat it and it like. Doesn't that taste right anymore?

[B]

Or hate when, like, ice cream, like, has been in the freezer for too long and you smell it and it's just that it's freezer burn. Yeah. I hate the smell of freezer burn. It's gross. I don't know. I think one teaspoon taste of it for good luck.

[C]

Zane cannot eat a teaspoon of cake.

[D]

Zane thinking he's coming over to have my wedding cake?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

On our anniversary.

[C]

Honestly, he better save me some because I don't think he even got a bite out of that cake at your wedding. So you're gonna save me a piece.

[D]

I got you. But, yeah, I think we're just gonna combine and do, like, a. That's good.

[C]

I love that, Heath.

[D]

Maybe have a nice dinner, make some macaroni.

[B]

All right. We're going, like, Belize, like, the next weekend, so I think we're like Belize.

[D]

So casual. Casual.

[B]

But.

[C]

But, yeah.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Yeah, we're gonna.

[D]

Oh. Oh, nice. Yeah, we're just.

[B]

I don't think I can disclose why we're going Belize, but, yeah, it's for a thing. But Nice. All right.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Yes. What am I doing for the Valentine's day? Nothing. Me and Righty. I think someone's throwing a Valentine's day party, and guess who's showing up.

[D]

I usually go to the Valley Valentine's singles party.

[C]

They have, like, single. Like, there's three cups. There's a single cup. You're taken. Don't talk to me cup.

[D]

Don't go out then cup.

[C]

Yeah, right. I don't think there's a don't talk to me cup, but it would be funny.

[B]

Yeah. Red light, green light party.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Party.

[C]

That's. Is that. Do they have that on Valentine's Day? Or is it, like, anytime?

[B]

I think anytime. I think it's more of, like, a very young, adult thing to do. Or maybe, I don't know, it's giving.

[C]

You throw pizza parties. Yeah. If you play in a red light, green light game or a party. You throw in pizza parties, too, you freak.

[D]

It's like those. No, no zone parties.

[C]

No, no zone yellow.

[B]

Complicated. You're just asking to, like, talk about it. It's complicated.

[C]

That shouldn't even be a cup. That should be a. I think. You know what a cup should. There should be a cup that says, like, dtf. Like, I'm ready to open these legs. Imagine. Imagine. It's like. It's like having an A on your.

[B]

Like, the scarlet, Scarlet letter. Look at you. Little literary reference. Okay.

[C]

I read my book.

[D]

Zane, you saw the movie with Emma Stone.

[C]

No, I didn't. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know who Emma Stone is. Never heard of it.

[B]

I don't even know who.

[C]

I've only read the book.

[D]

Oh, you know what I just found out about? I just drew a blank of what the name was. It's something. Eggs.

[C]

It's Eggs Gama.

[D]

No, it's like these really, really, really expensive eggs.

[B]

Faberge eggs.

[D]

Faberge eggs.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

With that.

[B]

It's like, I Just I've.

[D]

I've never heard of it before, but it was in a movie that I just saw.

[B]

Was it a Russian?

[C]

Oh, I've seen. There's multiple movies I've seen with this. Like they're trying to heist. Like they're trying to steal the egg, bro.

[D]

They're like $30 million.

[B]

Yes, they're big. From like the, the Russian. Russian Empire. But like. What do you mean, Alexander? Like, yes, before them created.

[C]

You're saying there how many of these eggs exist?

[D]

I think there's like 56 eggs or something like that.

[C]

That's a good amount.

[B]

30.

[D]

Something, something.

[C]

That's a good amount. Oh, I want the one with the carriage. Look at that shit. I want the egg that opens up and then there's a little egg in there that flies.

[D]

So like the remakes, like the really nice remakes are like $200,000. I saw this one guy, he's got like 10 of them.

[C]

I'm a 3D print one and tell people that I have the $200,000 one.

[B]

There's only 43 known to survive.

[C]

The most recent one just sold for 26 million.

[B]

Where do you put it? Y' all want to come see my Faberge eggs?

[D]

Like, do you just have it on a shelf?

[B]

I know, right? Right.

[C]

I want to see a video where like, it's kind of like an AI video, I guess, where it's like a fabric egg and then it's like they crack it and an egg, an egg comes out.

[D]

The rich. The rich kids have it on a spoon and they're doing the relay in the backyard.

[C]

I don't know, just like some fun AI stuff.

[D]

You said you got a 3D printer?

[B]

No, I don't have a 3D printer, but I get sometimes very hooked on like 3D printing. I don't have space for one, but like I.

[C]

Why don't you make space with a 3D print printer?

[B]

But I can't wait until the software seems really easy to use. Every time I see people like really getting down to the nitty gritty of how to like print something, I'm like, okay, that looks way too complicated. I don't like that. Like, the techniques of it seem very complicated.

[C]

Why don't we print money out of the 3D printer?

[B]

Cuz that is illegal.

[C]

What if we printed a house?

[B]

You could. They do.

[C]

Why do we 3D print homes for unhoused people?

[B]

They do that.

[D]

The concrete 3D printer is crazy.

[C]

Yeah. Are you serious?

[B]

Yeah, it looks just like a tube of toothpaste. And they're just doing it over and over and over of cement. Cement. They're like a bunch down in Austin. Like a whole neighborhood. I know that there's like some unhoused projects. They take a long time.

[C]

Dude, I can't believe I'm the reason why unhoused people are going to have homes. Now that's crazy.

[B]

3D printed houses. But there's some flaw with them, though. I can't remember what it was.

[C]

Yeah, they look too fucking good.

[D]

They blow over in the wind. It's just one small flaw. They last. They last a week.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, you can make as much as many as you want.

[D]

Zane. It's not waterproof. It just turns into like.

[C]

Just melts mud. All right, guys, I'm done.

[B]

Me too.

[D]

Sorry. Sorry. Put a fork in me.

[C]

I'm done. Sue me.

[D]

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[C]

And as always, you can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video forum on YouTube.com/Zayn and Heath all right.

[D]

Baby, we're gonna jump in the unwind. We'll see you there.

[B]

Toodles.

[C]

Peace and blessings.

[D]

Don't drop the soap.