323: Zane Meets Heath's Baby!

Summary

Zane & Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 323

Title: We Expose Hollywood's Darkest Secrets
Release Date: March 9, 2026
Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt, Jared

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Episode Overview

This episode of Zane & Heath: Unfiltered dives deep into the underbelly of Hollywood and Los Angeles nightlife, ranging from stories of predatory behavior and drink spiking to broader conversations about safety, technology, and celebrity rumors. The gang also shares personal updates, recounts travel mishaps, marvels at AI’s potential, and, in classic fashion, debates pop culture mysteries—serving listeners a trademark mix of humor, honesty, and insight into both their lives and wider societal issues.

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Key Discussions & Insights

1. Opening Banter: Butt Pads, Underwear Habits & Comfort (01:11–06:07)

• The group starts by humorously assessing Matt’s new butt-enhancing jeans and the maintenance of padded garments versus standard underwear and bras.
• Memorable moment: The tactile test of Matt’s pants and candid reflections on how frequently certain clothes should be washed ("I think most bras should be washed every two to three wears." – Matt, 03:27).
• Their unique sleepwear and underwear habits take center stage, highlighting contrasting preferences for comfort.

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2. LA Nightlife, Club Safety & Drink Spiking (06:07–14:10)

• Zane tells of his experience at The Abbey, a famous LA gay club, where he was inappropriately groped several times ("My ass was grabbed maybe four times in one night." – Zane, 07:08).
• They discuss the prevalence of drink spiking and “roofie” threats, even at private parties, referencing the recent incident where Lisa Rinna was reportedly drugged at a Traders premiere.
• Zane shares a viral TikTok story about two moms going out and being drugged: “They wake up the next day. One girl punched in the face…Completely blacked out.” (10:17)
• Safety Codes: The crew explains the “angel shot”—a discreet drink request to signal danger in bars, including variations (angel shot neat, with ice, with lime) and expresses hope that more establishments are aware of these codes (11:01–12:22).
• Nonverbal distress cues and mobile safety apps for women and vulnerable groups are discussed, with Heath suggesting the universal “four ice cubes” as a distress order.

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3. Personal Life: Visits, Babies, and AI Curiosity (14:45–30:36)

• Zane details his recent visit to Heath and Mariah and meeting their new baby, Tony, for the first time ("It was magical, but it was just so weird and crazy knowing your two friends have made a human." – Zane, 22:24).
• The group marvels at AI technology’s ability to “age” a baby, revealing AI-generated images of Tony at 10 and 20 years old – both hosts and listeners are amazed by the likeness ("I got goosebumps when I saw these pictures, I was like, whoa." – Zane, 25:47).
• Heath and Mariah’s adjustment to parenthood is discussed, including diaper-changing routines and sleep deprivation ("He couldn’t believe how many times we were changing his diaper. He’s like, again. I’m like, dude, I know. Just every 10 minutes." – Heath, 41:40).

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4. Small-Town Life in Brentwood & Catching Up with Old Friends (30:36–39:18)

• Zane recounts exploring local spots in Brentwood, TN, like Swig (a soda shop) and Dutch Bros, and marvels at how quiet domestic life contrasts with his expectations.
• He encounters and catches up with Vine-era personalities now living locally—adding a nostalgic but tight-knit vibe to his trip.

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5. Travel Mishaps & Airplane Mode Myth-Busting (44:43–51:54)

• Zane almost misses both his outgoing and return flights; a gate agent threatens to give away his seat with 10 minutes left until boarding ("She goes, good thing you’re here. We’re about to give up your seat." – 47:09).
• Matt shares the real reason for airplane mode: it prevents mobile phones trying to connect with countless cell towers mid-flight, which causes interference with ground communications, not with pilot or aircraft systems ("It causes traffic and confusion with the cell towers…has nothing to do with the aircraft." – Matt, 51:07).

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6. Next-Gen Tech Marvels: Satellite Phones & Data Storage (55:00–62:26)

• The crew discusses the upcoming iPhone 18, which promises satellite texting and maps, possibly spelling doom for specialized devices like Heath’s Garmin inReach.
• Jared introduces “Project Silica” by Microsoft—technology that etches up to 5TB of data into a glass coaster, designed to last 10,000 years ("They can engrave these little voxels into them that store data." – Jared, 58:38).
• They speculate on the future of data preservation and the fun (and terror) of carrying your life’s memories in such a fragile medium.

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7. Pop Culture: AI, Facelifts, and Conspiracies (62:47–79:33)

• The group debates viral rumors about Jim Carrey’s recent appearance—was it plastic surgery, prosthetic makeup, or a PR stunt? ("Jim Carrey clearly got some work done." – Matt, 71:30 and "It reeks of PR stunt…for whatever movie he has coming out." – Zane, 74:47).
• They reference Hollywood’s obsession with transformation, referencing prosthetics, AI masks, and previous high-profile cosmetic changes (like Zac Efron).
• Fears of “deep state” and celebrity secrecy are mixed with self-aware humor about how quickly influencer culture shifts focus or spins up new theories.

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8. Film & TV Tidbits (+ Hollywood’s “Dark Side”) (66:41–76:16)

• Game of Thrones movie rumors spark speculation about the likelihood of original cast returns and the mental toll of long-running series for actors.
• Excitement for Scary Movie 6 ("I do hope that this movie does really, really well for them." – Zane, 70:04) and nostalgic calls for White Chicks 2.
• The conversation reflects on how Hollywood nostalgia (and the physical toll of makeup and prosthetics) shapes ongoing projects.
• Discussion of physical prop auctions (like the rhino from Ace Ventura), further highlighting Hollywood’s cult status and commodification of nostalgia.

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9. Closing Moments: Social Media, Privacy & Humor

• Closing banter covers topics from social media (“Facebook is basically the obituary section”—Matt, 80:39) to privacy at the airport, and a salute to audience engagement with Unfiltered Advice.
• Heath and Zane reflect (humorously) on their shifting priorities, from relentless productivity to cherishing time with friends, family, and even babies—fearlessly honest about the weirdness (and preciousness) of adulthood and connection.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• "My ass was grabbed maybe four times in one night. They…don't care." – Zane on The Abbey (07:08)
• "Men are savages, man." – Matt on bar harassment (08:02)
• "If you're getting roofied at a private party, it's either one of your friends…someone in production, [or] workers." – Zane on drink spiking, Hollywood, and trust (08:59)
• "An angel shot is a discrete coded phrase used in bars…to signal to staff that a patron feels unsafe." – Matt (11:02)
• "I got goosebumps when I saw these pictures [of Tony aged with AI]…" – Zane (25:47)
• "It was magical…knowing that your two friends have made a human." – Zane on meeting Tony (22:24)
• "He couldn't believe how many times we were changing his diaper…Just every 10 minutes." – Heath (41:40)
• "I learned something crazy…what do you think is the point of airplane mode?... It causes traffic and confusion with the cell towers, messing up everyone's cell phone signal on land." – Matt (51:06)
• "Did you guys hear about the new iPhone updates…you'll never be in a moment in the middle of a desert where you can't send a text." – Matt (55:00)
• "They can engrave these little voxels…store five terabytes worth of data…that can last for up to 10,000 years." – Jared on Project Silica (58:38)
• "I think it put them in a…like, almost typecasted…mentally, I think it kind of, like, it f*ed them up."** – Zane on Game of Thrones cast post-finale (68:00)
• "I respect a good bit. I respect a good stunt. It's got us talking." – Zane on the Jim Carrey appearance theory (75:53)

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Highlight Timestamps

• Butt pads and underwear, comfort & habits: 01:11–06:07
• The Abbey/LA nightlife safety stories: 06:07–14:10
• Distress signals in bars (angel shot, 4 ice cubes): 11:01–13:20
• Meeting Tony, AI aging fun: 22:21–27:00
• Travel mishaps, airplane mode myth-busting: 44:43–51:54
• Microsoft’s Project Silica (glass data storage): 58:10–62:26
• Jim Carrey appearance conspiracy debate: 71:30–79:33

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Final Notes

Throughout the episode, Zane, Heath, Matt, and Jared maintain their off-the-cuff, comedic rapport, balancing hard-hitting topics about club safety and celebrity with self-deprecating humor and genuine curiosity about technology and life. The iteration of Unfiltered Advice highlights a shift toward greater listener engagement, while runway discussions on AI, data storage, and social trends keep things fresh and relevant to 2026.

If you missed the ep:
Expect candid Hollywood tales, practical safety tips, hilarious tech tangents, and a heartfelt slice-of-life from this beloved podcast crew.

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All ads, sponsor breaks, intros, and outros have been omitted for clarity.

Transcript

[Matt]

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[Zayn]

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[Matt]

Good to go.

[Zayn]

Good to go. Let me just make sure my, you give me, you do not have the butt pants in Matt. Can I touch it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can. Oh, Matt. It doesn't look good. It does look good.

[Matt]

It's subtle. It is subtle. It's a subtle, it has a bit

[Zayn]

of a lift here. Turn around. Like walk that way.

[Matt]

Like this way. Okay.

[Heath]

It's not bad, but the poop stain is really.

[Matt]

Listen, these are vintage Levi's and they come a little pre worn.

[Zayn]

Wow, that's, that's really funny. I mean that literally. It works.

[Matt]

On the drive over though, I was like, I just been sitting for a while. I'm like, these are gonna be just like flat by the time I get back.

[Zayn]

Matt hits the speed bumps just a little bit harder.

[Matt]

I, I, I brought a spare change of underwear just in case, like I wasn't comfortable like sitting on these the entire time.

[Zayn]

Oh, imagine getting like them scrapes on the butt pads.

[Matt]

I just got to figure out how to like clean them, I think. I don't know. I haven't like.

[Zayn]

Well, how do girls clean their bras? Wouldn't that be the same thing? Cuz isn't they're padding on bras.

[Matt]

Yeah, but I don't know if these are like removable padding.

[Heath]

Huh.

[Zayn]

I mean I feel like, okay, what Are the. What are those sponges that we were using on Alicia and Remy's face like the makeup sponges?

[Matt]

Yeah, they can make.

[Zayn]

I feel like if you just put it underwater and just like, kind of you. I think that's it.

[Matt]

Let it out in the sun. Just let it dry.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah. But like, I don't think you need to clean that as much as you think because there's a pat. There's between skin.

[Matt]

Yes, I agree. I agree.

[Heath]

So I think you get multiple uses. Don't worry.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm going to try to wear it for the rest of the day and see if it, like, holds up.

[Zayn]

Yeah, apparently. I think I heard this from a couple girls. I don't know if they were kidding or not. They don't wash their bras all the time. They wash it sometimes or is that a thing? Yeah, right.

[Matt]

I don't know how often girls wash their bra.

[Zayn]

I was told that they don't wash it as, like, as much as their. Right. Normal clothes.

[Heath]

It's usually like every like eight months.

[Matt]

I think it depends on the bust every.

[Zayn]

How much sweat is in the bus.

[Matt]

I don't know. There's many different sizes, you know, more surface area. Oh. Most bras should be washed every two to three wears.

[Zayn]

Oh, okay. So, yeah, every two to three.

[Heath]

I mean, like, like underwear.

[Zayn]

Right?

[Matt]

Just like underwear.

[Zayn]

I can't even imagine wearing underwear after one wear. Like that's. It's how soil. Like how soily it gets.

[Heath]

Flip it inside out.

[Zayn]

I've had to do that camping.

[Matt]

Wait, is this. So let's say I took, you know, I've worked out, throw. Put those underwear in the dirty laundry, put on a new pair of underwear, wear those for the rest of the day, maybe wear them to bed, maybe go to gym the next morning that's wearing that same underwear.

[Zayn]

And as long as you showered the day before.

[Matt]

Right, Exactly. Yeah. Okay.

[Zayn]

You, like in the morning, you. If you showered, you have the underwear on all day, you go to sleep, wake up, work out in it. I think that's fine. Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

That's normal.

[Zayn]

But if you work out and then you sleep in them drawers.

[Matt]

No, that's nasty. I couldn't even be able to sleep knowing I'm wearing, like, dirty, dirty.

[Heath]

I know.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

It's like you. I. I couldn't even fall asleep. I'd have to shower. It doesn't matter how late it is.

[Matt]

Yeah. I've been liking the way I like wearing, like, boxers, though, to, like bed.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I, I only wear boxes because I don't like wearing, like, boxer briefs sometimes to bed, I feel like a little too.

[Zayn]

I also.

[Heath]

I can't do the loose to bed.

[Zayn]

Oh, really?

[Matt]

I kind of like.

[Heath]

Because then it kind of just like,

[Matt]

feels a little too loosey goosey.

[Heath]

You know what I mean?

[Zayn]

I need it loosey goosey, because I do again. Well, I'm. My body gets hot when I'm sleeping. I need it to be freezing, and so anything that's going to make me any hotter is. Is not good. Which is. Which is what tight underwear does.

[Matt]

But I hear you out, Heath. I'm verse. You know, I can do it both ways.

[Zayn]

I'm just glad you found something to like, you know, just like my hair. I got hair plugs. You have no butt. You got a butt now. I love that. We are improving ourselves every day. We're improving ourselves.

[Matt]

When you touched it, though, did it feel like there was padding? Like, if you just went up to me like, what's up, buddy? And gave me a tap, would you be like, that was a little weird.

[Zayn]

Let me. Let me. Let me. Let me do it again. Because I wasn't thinking about that.

[Heath]

Right, Right.

[Zayn]

Okay, wait. Do it.

[Matt]

Do it just, like. Just casual.

[Zayn]

Like, I'm trying to. Like, I'm trying to pretend that I don't know you have one. Like, I need it mentally.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

It sounds like there's.

[Zayn]

It feels like you have thick underwear in there.

[Heath]

I like a diapy.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zayn]

If I. If I did that, I would have been like, I would have never guessed that. Oh, you have butt pads on. I would. I would hate to be like, all right. Like, I wouldn't have probably went past that. I wouldn't have asked what you're wearing. I'd just have been like, oh, that felt thick.

[Matt]

Yeah. There's like, biking shorts or something. Like, I felt like.

[Zayn]

But it. I don't think I. I don't think you have to worry about people questioning it.

[Matt]

Okay. Okay.

[Zayn]

Unless. I mean, unless people get freaky on you. They're just like, boom, boom. Like, don't go to the Abbey. Then they're gonna call you because they grab your plot. Now, did I tell you that, Heath? I went to the. The first time I went to the Abbey, I didn't go by myself.

[Matt]

I explain what the Abbey is for people who don't know.

[Zayn]

The Abbey is a gay club in. In America. Is a gay club in Los Angeles, the only gay club.

[Matt]

It's, like, one of the biggest and the most popular.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Yes. I. I'm trying to. It's not offensive. It was just, like, very gay. But it's a gay bar.

[Matt]

I mean, it is a gay bar. You got go go dancers and thongs

[Zayn]

dancing the whole nine yards.

[Matt]

We.

[Zayn]

We went there. I. I forget whose birthday it was, but she really wanted to go, so we went. And I'm walking around, and they were telling me, zayn, don't freak out. Or as they're just telling the guys, don't freak out. You're gonna get, like, touched a lot. Now in my head, I was like, no, I'm not. Like, we're in la. Like, no one's gonna touch, bro.

[Jared]

I.

[Zayn]

My ass was grabbed maybe four times in one night. They, like, they don't care.

[Jared]

Boom.

[Zayn]

And as I'm. As. I'm, like, getting grabbed. I'm not like, you know, obviously I'm not gonna say anything because, you know, I don't want to. I don't want to sound like you're.

[Heath]

You're in. You're in their territory. You're on their turf.

[Zayn]

I'm an ally, you know, I don't want to, like. I don't want to, like, you know, turn around, be like, don't touch me, people. Be like, homophobe. I. I just didn't want anything to cry. Like, I didn't want it to look any certain way. So I was getting crowded, like, oh, my God. And I. I went to the bathroom, and it come out, grabbed again. Like, oh, my God. And I, for the first time, truly, like, felt like, oh, this is what girls go through.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

When they're harassed and when they're grabbed, when they're touched. I'm like, it doesn't feel good. No, I'm not saying that in my head. I was like, oh, that feels good. It's like, I truly felt it. Like, I was like, I know.

[Matt]

Men are savages, man.

[Zayn]

Savages. Yeah, I know.

[Jared]

That's.

[Zayn]

It was just gross. It was gross. I was like, damn.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zayn]

I didn't think that was like, okay.

[Jared]

Especially out here.

[Zayn]

I was like.

[Matt]

The Abby is also notoriously known as a place where they. I don't know if they do it, but a lot of roofing happens. That's where Lisa R. Apparently, for the Traders premiere party, was apparently drugged at. And many people have always come forward and have called them out. I don't know if they've gotten better. Clearly not because it happened.

[Heath]

A.

[Zayn]

Here's the thing. The. So that was also one of the things that I was told when we went there, was that people cover your drinks. People cover your Drinks there. And I've heard this a few times. So when I, when I saw that story, I was like, oh, that's crazy. I mean, it's like, I feel like it's just happened so many times there, and people are like, calling it out more and more. That story is, I think, very interesting because the abbey was not open to the public. It was a private party.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

If you're getting roofied at a private party, it's either it's either one of your friends, somebody in production, somebody that was on Traders, workers, or it was workers. I mean, again, I'm not saying it was a workers. I'm just saying it'd be kind of crazy if it was one of Lisa's friends that did it to her.

[Heath]

So Zane is going there tonight to investigate.

[Zayn]

I'm gonna investigate. I feel like that's something you would go and investigate on your night off.

[Matt]

Oh, I, I haven't been to the abbey in years, but next time I go, I'm totally keeping my eyes.

[Zayn]

I feel like you do. You do kind of have an eye for. Yeah. Whenever you go out in general, you kind of just like look at people's Dr. See which one you want to.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, no, I, I matt going

[Heath]

to the bathroom there. I'm just gonna leave this here.

[Zayn]

You know what I feel like? I feel like detect. I feel like those, you know, late night detectives that are just drunk and they're just like, you know what? I have an hour to kill. I'm just gonna, like, start looking at people's drinks and make sure that people are safe here. I could see someone doing that all the time as, like a, as a bait. Just like, okay, let's see if anybody does anything to this. So these two moms, they. I just saw it on TikTok. These two moms, they. They have kids. They were like, you know what? We have a night off after so many so long. Let's go out. They went out, they had a few drinks. I think they had like two each. Completely blacked out.

[Jared]

Boom.

[Zayn]

They wake up the next day. One girl punched in the face. One of them was punched in the face. They checked their camera, their ring camera. They were. They were sent home by an Uber. The Uber had to bring them all the way to the door, and they both were gone.

[Jared]

And.

[Zayn]

And it was. They. They wrote a whole thing in their caption where it was just like, this is just. It's so terrifying and it's so up and scary how we were just two moms that wanted to go out One night, because we had a night off from the kids. We just wanted to relive our young years and just, like, imagine just not remembering.

[Matt]

Oh, my God, what a nightmare.

[Zayn]

Multiple hours of the night. Cannot recall to the point where she was punched. It was by a dude. Where. When there was a dude puncher, I was like, oh, my God.

[Matt]

Oh, that makes me sick.

[Zayn]

It's real. Yeah, it's. It's.

[Matt]

It's our angel shots. Like, is that now, like, has that fully caught on with bars? Do you know what, like, an angel shot is? Oh, you don't know what an angel shot is? It's when it's like, code for going up to the bartender go, can I have an angel shot, please? And that's a way of signaling to them that there is someone at the bar that you feel really uncomfortable with and feel like, I don't know, they're. Let me just be exact with this. An angel shot is a discrete coded phrase used in bars and restaurants to signal to staff that a patron feels unsafe, threatened, or uncomfortable, usually during a date. Oh. It's a safety request for help without alerting the person causing discomfort.

[Zayn]

I feel like all places probably know that, Right.

[Matt]

I would see it, like, on social media a couple of years ago, but now I feel like it's kind of caught on to where I think most bartenders, like, know about it now. But I have not heard about someone asking for an angel shot. But I am curious. People in the comments let me know, like, does angel shot, like, requests actually work and has it worked? I'm just very curious if people know. Oh, there's different variations. We have angel shot neat and plain, which is the customer would like to be escorted to their vehicle. Okay, now this is a lot to memorize. Angel shot with ice. The customer needs the staff to call a taxi. A ride share. Okay. An angel shot with lime with a twist. The customer is in immediate danger and needs. The police called.

[Zayn]

I mean, also, don't they have things on their phone now where it's. I think there's multiple apps, I'm sure, like, where if, like, girls that go on dates, they have. They're, like, on a certain app or they have, like, a mode on their phone where it's. If they don't go back and click it off by the end of the night, that means they're in danger. Like, something like that. Where it's just like, that's a good idea. Which is a great idea. Great idea. Where it's like. But I mean, unless you forget to turn it off. That's. I mean, that. That would suck, but I. But I'd rather forget to have. I would rather have a loved one forget to turn it off.

[Heath]

I'm going to. I'm going to go with my standard. I feel like everybody knows I'd just be like, if this was me, if I was in the situation. Right. I'd be like, I'll do a Jack and Coke with four ice cubes.

[Zayn]

You know what I mean?

[Heath]

I feel like everybody knows that one.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Honestly. With four.

[Matt]

Oh, this. That's when you like, can signal.

[Heath]

Oh, that's like the universal, like, distress sign.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I think so.

[Matt]

We need to get better about knowing these.

[Zayn]

No, that's. That one. I've seen a lot. The distress sign or.

[Matt]

Yeah, because people always say that, like. Or, you know, there's always like some YouTuber and people think that they're like in trouble and it's a bad domestic situation and they're like, girl, do this in a video and let us know if you're safe or like, blink, blink.

[Zayn]

I think. Remember that big one? We've talked about this before, like a couple years ago. That one girl that everybody was worried about.

[Matt]

Yes. And did they ever figure out was she really in a bad situation or was she then feeding into it because it was giving her views and making her money?

[Zayn]

Apparently. Apparently she was like feeding into it because they found out that she was like, fine, but nobody ever brought it back up. I think it just fizzled out.

[Matt]

Yeah. Interesting. But I'm glad there is some non verbal signals for people who are in distress to get the help they need.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

And I think if you do work in customer service, be aware of angel shots.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

All right, we run that intro with that.

[Zayn]

Let's do it. Put your drinks in the air, but make sure it's covered.

[Heath]

Come on now.

[Matt]

3, 2, 1.

[Zayn]

It's coffee talk, baby. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered Babies. I'm Zayn.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Zayn]

And we are here filled with love and filled with butt pads. Welcome back to another episode. Well, I felt like I. Well, I felt like a host that's been doing this for a really long time. Like, that was really.

[Heath]

That was.

[Zayn]

That was cool, right? Yeah, that was cool. That was cool. I'm really proud of that. And now I just kind of ruined that because I just wanted it out. Before we continue, we want to start doing a segment called Unfiltered Advice. Because we want to hear from you guys. We want to be able to have you guys a part of the show in some way. So we're going to leave a number for you guys to use. Can they text? Is it just a voicemail?

[Jared]

Voicemail preferred. So that we can hear your lovely voices, but you can also text the number.

[Zayn]

Voicemail, Voicemail preferred. And also when you leave that voicemail, I think just because we will have a ton coming through just so it's easier for Jared to go through them. I think it's best for you guys to go straight to whatever question that you guys want to ask or whatever advice that you need just so. And then you can leave all, like the extra bonus. If you want to show us love, keep that towards the end just so we can go through them at a more efficient pace.

[Jared]

Short and sweet.

[Zayn]

Short and sweet. Exactly. The number is going to be 805-616-2035. All right, brief timeout for our sponsor, the delicious. Ah, Olipop.

[Matt]

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[Heath]

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[Zayn]

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[Heath]

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[Zayn]

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[Heath]

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[Zayn]

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[Heath]

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[Zayn]

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[Heath]

Thank you, Olipop, for sponsoring this podcast. We love you. We sure do do have a distress story that I, I literally, I gotta know what you guys would have done in this situation because this Is already one of my biggest fears, and I. I just cannot even imagine what these people went through. Did you see the hot air balloon that got stuck?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

No, like, it was like, a couple days ago, basically. This hot air balloon is like 900ft in the air.

[Matt]

Yes, I saw a clip of this, but. Yeah, go on.

[Heath]

It's like a power line and get stuck up there. And it is just dangling. It ripped. It caught fire. Like, it is just, like, barely hanging on. The fact that it got firefighters. Firefighters had to climb this tower like, 900ft to get up to the basket. And then their. They do, like, this rope in between the basket and the tower, and they're bringing them across over nothing.

[Jared]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Watch, watch. Well, this was in long. Was this in Longview, Texas? Yeah, it was.

[Heath]

Dude, watch when they're going across. I lit. I could not even imagine having to

[Matt]

be in this situation. Are they at least, like, on a. What do they call them? Carboner or Caribbean or.

[Jared]

Yeah, look at that.

[Zayn]

Look at that. Oh, my God. No, no, no, bruh.

[Heath]

This drone shot, too, is money. And then once you get across, now you have to climb down 900ft, bro. I would never. That's insane.

[Zayn]

Oh, I can't believe that that happened. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

And.

[Zayn]

And that's why I don't. And that's why I don't. With hot air balloons.

[Matt]

Why are we also doing hot air balloons near power lines and towers?

[Zayn]

I think that. I think it happens all the time. Right? There's power lines everywhere. I mean, where do you do hot air balloons? I feel like every time I see a hot air balloon, I see power lines everywhere.

[Heath]

It's always hitting something.

[Matt]

I know. Well, yeah. When there is a disaster, it's usually they're running into something.

[Zayn]

You know what this reminds me of? Remember that movie we watched, the Fall?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Dude, that's literally a movie that is so high up.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Like, I feel like this is. I think this is a better plot than the one we watched.

[Matt]

Was it the Fall?

[Heath]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Where they're stuck up on that.

[Matt]

Oh, it was called Fall. It was just called Fall. Yes.

[Zayn]

Man. That was a. That was a.

[Matt]

It was a ride, right? It was fun to watch. I mean, it was like, silly, stupid, thrilling, everything. It's just one of those stuck movies where people are stuck. They just got to get their way out.

[Zayn]

But, you know, if you added in a hot air balloon, like, I think that could have made it, like, a little interesting.

[Matt]

Damn right.

[Zayn]

That whole plot, because that feels like

[Matt]

a movie well, what would I do? I wouldn't have got in the hot air balloon in the first place. I would love to go to a hot air balloon festival. I think when all of them are all up in the air, it looks so pretty. It looks just like a Microsoft screensaver.

[Zayn]

But I'll stay down here. I love the view, and I'll stay down here on the floor.

[Matt]

Yeah. I just.

[Zayn]

No problem.

[Matt]

Don't understand, really, the mechanics of it. Also, the. The idea of just that. That flame going like that. I don't.

[Zayn]

And I. And the fact that it, like, kind of goes wherever it kind of wants.

[Heath]

Yeah. There's no steering.

[Zayn]

Why are we even risking that? Why are we doing that?

[Matt]

And there's, like, bags of sand, and they're like, throw. I'm like, I don't understand the damn physics of that.

[Zayn]

Why?

[Matt]

We got.

[Zayn]

We got to go down. We got any more bags of set. No, we don't.

[Matt]

We're out.

[Zayn]

You're Amanda binds his mom or. No, not Amanda.

[Matt]

Oh, Moody's Point. Because she was in that hot air balloon for, like, a whole damn year.

[Zayn]

And then we cut to a shot of her just like, where are you? Like, still alive up there.

[Matt]

It was, like, supposed to be a parody of, like, Dawson's Creek on the

[Zayn]

Amanda show, and it was just.

[Matt]

Yeah. Ever since my mom's been Stuff.

[Zayn]

It was a parody, too. I didn't. I thought it was, like, an original idea that they had where they're like, oh, this could be funny, I think.

[Matt]

Yeah. It was a parody of, like, yeah, Dawson's Creek. Moody's Point. It's like, oh.

[Zayn]

Oh, Dawson was a character. I thought Dawson was the city. Like, Dawson's Creek was a. Dawson is.

[Matt]

I think his name. Rip.

[Zayn]

James Vanderbilt. Oh, I didn't. I didn't. Oh, that's. He was in that show. I've never seen that show, so.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah, I've never seen it either.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. His name was Dawson, and I guess he had a creek.

[Zayn]

And I guess he had a creek.

[Matt]

I've been wanting. I don't know if Dawson's Creek is that good, but I have been watching the OC for the first time.

[Zayn]

I watched the first few seasons, like, a few months. Danielle, maybe she was our Todd made me watch it, and I get why people loved it.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

It's, like, such a. I didn't, like,

[Matt]

watch it that much as a kid, but it's so nostalgic because I, like, live that time. I mean, it wasn't a full teenager in, like, the early 2000s. But I was a kid, and so I don't know. It's a really easy going draw, dramatic.

[Zayn]

And it's crazy how old these, like, like this. Like, if this show came out now, the cast would look so much younger.

[Heath]

Is that the one with Spencer Pratt?

[Matt]

No, that was Laguna Beach. Well, Spencer Pratt, I think more Came was not on Laguna Beach. He was in the Hills with Heidi Montag.

[Zayn]

He thought was a. That was a reality. Reality show. This is a scripted show.

[Heath]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Yeah, Yeah. I used to get it confused too, until I watched the OC and then.

[Matt]

Oh, sorry, we're going on a little OC tangent.

[Zayn]

Well, I have some news. I got to meet Tony for the first time.

[Matt]

Oh, I know, I know.

[Zayn]

It was. It was. It was. It was magical, but it was just so weird and crazy knowing that your

[Matt]

two friends have, like, made a human.

[Zayn]

Yeah. And I think that's what's crazier that, like, these are two very close friends, both having a baby. Like, I think that just makes it crazier, just more so. Like, let me give you, like. Yeah, the. The image. I see the house for the first time. The house is beautiful. They have so much property. The neighborhood's amazing. I walk in and I hear Tony, like, kind of like already, and I'm just like, whoa. Mariah comes out in the hallway. I see Mariah for the first time since August.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Zayn]

See her and him both coming. And it was just. It was everything. Oh. And I was like, really my first time seeing his. And I saw. I know I saw his face in that Instagram post, but, like, since they. Since they don't show the face a lot, I. This was really my first time seeing his face, like, move.

[Matt]

And. Yeah. Do you see a lot of them in him? Do you see a little bit more Heath or Mariah? I have, like, I've seen the pictures too. And Patricia and I talk about a lot. Who, like, who do you see?

[Zayn]

So there's certain moments and certain faces he'll make where I'm like, oh, that's Mariah. And there's some face like, oh, that's Heat Space. Like, when he's like, he.

[Heath]

Okay, 100.

[Zayn]

They both definitely have. And I feel like every day I see something different. Sometimes I'll see Mariah's dad. Sometimes I see Heath's mom. It's crazy. Very strange.

[Heath]

It's like, throughout the day.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I think he has your eyes. Like, I think you and your mom have very similar eyes, and I think so he has like very hussar eyes, but. But as like a whole, he looks like an amato. Like, he looks like one of Mariah's brothers. Like, it's totally with the dark features.

[Zayn]

He has the olive skin, which is like Mariah's skin tone or Mariah's family skin tone and the black hair. I don't know. That hair could get lighter, right? Don't baby's hair, like change color? They do over time.

[Heath]

He definitely has. It's weird. He has a lot of my features. Like, when I see him, I was like, okay, that's. He has my nose, my eyes, my lips. But like, you're saying he still looks like Mariah?

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

This crazy, weird. Oh, Zane, you got to show Matt the. The AI that took from just the baby.

[Jared]

I was gonna.

[Zayn]

I was gonna show. I didn't know if you'd feel comfortable with that.

[Matt]

Oh, like you did an AI thing where you uploaded Mariah and Heath go, what would the baby look like normally?

[Heath]

No. Yeah, no, he didn't upload me and Mariah. He uploaded just a photo of Tony. Just one picture of Tony.

[Zayn]

I got a pretty good, like straight shot of Tony. Not perfect but just kind of like a good. You see the full face. And I was like, hey, guys, I'm gonna. Dude every time. And I do anything with the baby. I like always ask, yeah, that's important. So I was like, hey, would you be okay with me putting this through AI? I don't. I would love to see what he would look because I kept on bring every time, every, like, I think I brought it up like five times throughout the trip. I was just like, yeah, yeah, it's. It's so annoying not to be able to see right now what he's going to look like when he's 5, when he's 10, when he's 15. And it just. It bugs me. It bugs me. Like, it's. Yeah, it's frustrating watching it grow before your eyes.

[Heath]

But yeah.

[Zayn]

And I'm like, hey, Gu. Would you be okay with me putting adding 10 years to this picture on chat GPT? Because I've seen them do pretty incredible work when other people that have done it before and they're like, yeah. So I decided to do it.

[Heath]

So we did what he's going to look like at 10 and what he's going to look like at 20 and 10 and 20. Matt, it's crazy how you can see me and Mariah in these photos without uploading a picture, without uploading them. It's just Tony.

[Zayn]

I got Goosebumps. When I saw these pictures, I was like, whoa.

[Matt]

Okay, so this is like a sneak peek, Tony.

[Zayn]

But like, okay, so yeah, you can

[Heath]

see him 20 years age.

[Zayn]

So this is, it's fun because he's wearing this, the first picture. He's wearing the same shirt as he was in the picture. Right. And you have to be very specific. I was like, very specifically, hey, what chat GPT gave me when, when he's 10.

[Jared]

When he's 10.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Zayn]

Isn't that crazy? That's, that's a letter. Literally a perfect mix of Heath and Mariah.

[Heath]

Yeah, it looks exactly like a mix of me and Maria. Matt, you're speechless, right? I sat there staring for so long.

[Jared]

It's also crazy that he's like going to be that age. Like you're going to have a 10 year old at some point.

[Zayn]

And the fact that we're going to have something to look back to see if it matches.

[Matt]

Yeah, like it has. He has your eyes, but like also he has like Mariah's like, face or like her like skull, her like chin and everything too. That's crazy.

[Zayn]

We're about to show you 20 year old. So I had to, I told them to make sure make the outfit look like he's 20 years old. He has a job.

[Heath]

I made him go into like financial investing.

[Zayn]

This is him when he's 20 years old. Obviously he's still like a baby face.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Zayn]

Isn't that crazy?

[Jared]

Wow.

[Matt]

Wow. And even like, though his like, complexion kind of changed where he like looks a little bit more like you, Heath, but like, whoa.

[Zayn]

I think you guys just made a heartbreaker, like low key.

[Heath]

I was like, I was like, okay. Cameron, Dallas.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I know it's, it's crazy. And I think it kind of filled the satisfaction of like, kind of knowing. So now I don't have to think about it anymore.

[Matt]

And now you have a perfect experiment to see how he really turns out.

[Zayn]

Well, I wanted to try.

[Matt]

You looked better. Yeah, I pictured.

[Zayn]

I wanted to try.

[Heath]

You were supposed to look like this kid.

[Zayn]

I wanted to test one more, one more thing out just to like, see how accurate this could be. I wanted to, I wanted Heatham Riot. It sucks because all of our old pictures are not clear, but I wanted to get a picture of Keith and Mariah when they were young. The clearest they could send me that. And I was gonna put that through AI and say, hey, what is this? Make me 20 years old, right?

[Matt]

Like, oh, and.

[Zayn]

Or make me 30 years old. And then I wanted to get a picture of Heatham or go give me what they would look like if they were babies. And just to kind of like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Test all theories out. Tests always. To see how accurate this could possibly be.

[Matt]

Well, I was saying, little scientist over there. I know you're working like, I'm like

[Zayn]

a chemist and, you know, I do my thing, but. Yeah.

[Heath]

And the reason it's so good at this is because the camera company that took photos of us every single year is on a database.

[Zayn]

Yeah, true. They are good. They're good with that.

[Matt]

Did you hold the baby? When was the last time you held a baby before holding Tony?

[Zayn]

Last time I held a baby was actually in Australia. Okay, remember. Remember the video that I posted with me holding the baby? I was at a party.

[Matt]

Right, Right.

[Zayn]

I went to the bar, took a shot. It was like all a bit that I did. That was the last time I. It held a baby.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

There was one moment where I held him for a good, like 20 minutes straight. Like, I was walking around with him because they were both busy and I was just praying that he wasn't going to cry. And he was. He was very comfortable. Oh, you have to like, yeah. Like, thing with Tony. He has to keep moving.

[Matt]

So, like, that's why he's got his mama's mobility.

[Zayn]

Has to like, push him in the stroller around the house if. If they're stopped on the road. Heath has to constantly break and go. Break and go at the light just to keep the car moving so he doesn't.

[Heath]

Or he'll wake up.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Or wake. Or wake up. He'll wake up.

[Heath]

Like, just.

[Matt]

He's like a tiny little rock, which is good.

[Zayn]

That could maybe. Maybe he might be an athlete. Maybe he needs to keep moving, stay active.

[Heath]

You never know.

[Matt]

I want to go fast.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Other than that, it was just really. Obviously he's like a month, two months old.

[Matt]

Yeah. Like, they're cute, but they're a little boring. But they haven't.

[Zayn]

But fully woken up the few moments where I was able to like, like, make him giggle. Like, just me. I think that was enough. That made the whole trip. You know what I mean? And I'm just. I'm. I can't wait to, like, continue to visit him. So we can still remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very exciting because my, you know, none of my fan. My brother. Nobody has a kid yet.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

So this is. It's just like, to me, this is like my, like, also like my kid, my little brother, my. Just someone like, I have to take care of also. Grow up with. Get gifts for. I'm not a gift giver, but I might start being a gift giver now. I was telling Mariah, I was like, I'm gonna spoil the shit. Like, the presents I'm gonna be able to get him. I'm gonna make sure they're better than heathen Mariah's gifts.

[Matt]

Absolutely. And I'm trying to buy them, though. Run it by them. What you kind of want.

[Zayn]

Oh, absolutely.

[Heath]

Okay. Parents are like, he wants a vintage 911. Really?

[Zayn]

I get back at Heatham, Ryan, I get him a Komodo dragon. They're just like, Like. But.

[Heath]

Yeah, but we did a lot while Zayn was here. We. I took Zayn around to all of our favorite spots. We took him. We all went to Craig's for dinner.

[Zayn]

Open one up. Yeah.

[Heath]

Just opened one. Yeah. We went to a few, like, really cool, like, local spots. Took them to Swig, you know.

[Zayn]

Sw. What? Swig is the soda place. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. I haven't. I haven't had it.

[Zayn]

Oh, do they have one in Texas?

[Matt]

Maybe now they do, but I. I know that there is one in Brentwood, like, right over there. But what. What flavor did you get?

[Zayn]

It was one of the four popular flavors. I was called the founder. It was Diet Coke with coconut lime. I feel like I'm always forgetting one

[Heath]

thing, but coconut cream.

[Zayn]

And coconut cream.

[Matt]

It.

[Zayn]

It literally tasted like I hopped in the. Hopped on the plane at la. It literally feels like I'm on the beach.

[Matt]

I want to put some rum in that.

[Heath]

That's what Zane said.

[Zayn]

Literally.

[Matt]

I would put some Malibu rum. And that sounds like I was telling

[Zayn]

him as I was drinking, I was like, like, guys, look, this is. This is. This is good. I get why. Why people, like, would want to go. Because they're like, people only drive here just to grab this. Grab. Grab a soda from here. I'm like, I can never see myself going to a place just to grab a soda. It just feels. It just feels off for me. But every time I'm drinking, I'm just like, I just want rum. Like, I don't. It's not like I need alcohol. I just really need rum in that specific drink.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Because it just feels like it's missing that.

[Matt]

Do they serve it? Is it on, like, a soda dispenser? Or is it like.

[Zayn]

Like.

[Matt]

Or is it, like a jerk soda? Or like, how do they do it?

[Heath]

I didn't make it with the counter, actually.

[Zayn]

Yeah, that's a good question. It's. It's a store. It's not like a place where you sit.

[Jared]

It's like.

[Heath]

I think it's. I think it's on a fountain.

[Zayn]

Is it? I feel like. I feel like in order to make it, they would have to, like, concoct it.

[Matt]

No, I've never had a jerk soda. You like soda jerks back like in the 50s and stuff. Like, so places used to. I. Hopefully I'm right. This syrup and the carbonation were separate, and they would put the syrup first and then the carbonation, they would mix it up and give you, like a soda. That's like.

[Zayn]

That's pretty much. That's pretty much what the.

[Heath]

The.

[Zayn]

Those faucets are like from the bars. They're separate and don't they go together?

[Matt]

Yes, exactly. But they would do it a little bit more. What's the word?

[Zayn]

That's. That's the way. That's the way heathen Mariah drink. You make it feel like a cocktail, you know?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Shake it up a bit.

[Matt]

My grandpa was a soda jerk back in the day.

[Heath]

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[Zayn]

I think it was my. Was it my first time or maybe was it okay. I thought we got it when we went all the way out to somewhere to do like those doom bugs. But I don't know if we ever stopped there on the way back. But yeah, I tried that. Great coffee. I mean I had just a regular like iced coffee with like almond milk. It was great, great coffee.

[Matt]

Dutch bros. There's one now right by my parents house, like two minutes around the corner and I just.

[Zayn]

Oh, a new one that just popped up. Oh, nice.

[Heath]

And their little waffle treat.

[Zayn]

What else did we do? I mean, we. Honestly, I mean again, I like these guys know you. They don't need to keep me busy at all.

[Matt]

Did you go look at houses?

[Zayn]

We looked at.

[Matt]

We went to an open house. I knew in my head that that was like probably something.

[Zayn]

We went to an open house a few doors down. Just honestly, we're just curious of just like, oh, let's see what they're. And man, it's so nice. And the money you're paying, it's crazy. The difference out here, it's so annoying. Like it was really nice and they had like, the backyard's insane. The property's insane. You always get like the basement. You get basements in there too?

[Matt]

Forget about that.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah, no, it was, it was really cool. It was just, it awesome being able to experience it as a local. Because every time you got like, you know, the both times we went to Nashville, we went to like Broadway, you know, we're out. For a bachelor, it was nice to like see it from like perspective of someone who lives there, which is always

[Matt]

a little bit more domestic.

[Zayn]

Brentwood, very little local.

[Matt]

Did you meet any of their friends or like who they've been hanging out with?

[Zayn]

Matt, I didn't, I honestly didn't care to meet anybody.

[Heath]

He knows, he knows the people that I hang out with out here though. It's like Christian Del Grosso.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

All the Viers all live there. I went to, I went to Lifetime. I, I, every morning I work at Lifetime. Great gym. I, that, that in one day I saw Cody Johns. He didn't see me though. But I saw him walking. I was like, oh my God. Like I haven't seen him in years.

[Matt]

Crazy.

[Zayn]

I was just obviously I didn't like, you know, I didn't bother, but I was, as I was leaving, I was like checking out because I got a stretch and then Colebrand walks in. He's like, no, And I. At first I couldn't, like, I couldn't. I. I knew I recognized him. I just didn't. It didn't click who he was.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's coming.

[Zayn]

He's like, Zane, I'm like, like, I know who you are, Jim.

[Matt]

White boys. It's me.

[Zayn]

I don't know who you are. But like. And then I hit me cola brown. I was like, holy. Because I only met him once at something in Chicago a long time ago. I was like, that's crazy. He was like, yeah, dude, it's crazy you're out here. Did he move out here? I was like, no, no, but he did. He just had a kid. I'm out here visiting. And he's like, yeah, dude, it's crazy. All the viners are out here. I'm like, it is. It's insane.

[Heath]

Wow, it's so crazy. Yeah. So, like, I just hang out with, like, Marcus, Marcus and Kristen.

[Matt]

Wait, Marcus lives out the. Wait, yeah.

[Heath]

Marcus Johns.

[Matt]

Marcus Johns. Wait, what's the other one?

[Zayn]

Cody. John's Cody.

[Matt]

You saw Cody? Okay. Marcus Johns also lives out there. Did he finish his bunker?

[Heath]

He's got. He's got a. A crazy property out here.

[Zayn]

Oh, he's making himself a little Illuminati bunker.

[Matt]

Love that.

[Heath]

It's a gnarly piece of property that he's got. And it's got like a really cool, like, I think like 1800s barn that's on it. Like a really old barn.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Heath]

That he's like working on right now. But it's not like a bunker bunker.

[Matt]

Like a. Like a. I know, I. I know. Yeah. Not like a. A doomsday bunker.

[Heath]

Right, right, right, right.

[Matt]

But I remember I was with him. He was like building though, like this underground contraption kind of thing. I don't know.

[Zayn]

I couldn't think of the word. I said Illuminati instead of doomsday Illuminati. I was like, what is it called? I gotta be quick.

[Matt]

That's awesome.

[Zayn]

It was. It was really nice. Weather was great. It's crazy that the snowstorm happened because when I got there, it didn't look like there was a snowstorm there just a couple weeks ago. It's crazy how it all melted like that quick.

[Heath]

When you were in the gym one day, there was a snow flurry happening. I was gonna see if you saw it.

[Zayn]

How did I miss that? I was only in the gym for two hours.

[Heath]

No idea. But yeah, it started snowing a little bit.

[Zayn]

Well, I guess I have to go back.

[Heath]

Gotta come see it.

[Zayn]

But yeah.

[Matt]

Did you stay, like, in a guest room while you were there?

[Zayn]

Yeah, it was great. Oh, my God. They. All their rooms, they were put carpet in vibe. Is it like, like, because I was never. I was never for, like, carpets and bedrooms. I always think that's, like, kind of, like, outdated. But it's coming back. It's coming back. It keeps. It keeps your room warm. Yeah, it's cozy. They had. They had lamps in there. It was. It was a vibe.

[Heath]

There's something about getting out of bed and putting your toes in soft carpet.

[Zayn]

Yes. I get it. I get it.

[Heath]

Can't beat it.

[Matt]

I love the smell of new carpet.

[Jared]

Yeah, that's good.

[Matt]

That's just like new carpet, like, in a house. I don't know. It just always feels like just new. New beginnings.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Zane got to see the. The basement set up where I've got you guys stationed.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, but that was cool.

[Zayn]

It was. It was not what I was expecting. It literally, like, it looks like a control room. Like, just like, the two screens. If, like, it was really easy to record in there. I was very surprised, like, seeing, Seeing, like, because we recorded basically in there. Seeing both Remy and Alicia on separate, it. It felt so, like, natural. It's crazy.

[Heath]

Yeah. It's weird how easy it feels.

[Zayn]

I was like, oh, Heath, I would. I would just stay here. You don't need to come out and record. This is like, like, it's the same thing. There's, like, no point. Stay with the baby.

[Jared]

I still want to see him when he comes out.

[Matt]

Did y' all take Tony to Craig's?

[Zayn]

That was actually his first late night out. They told me it was his first late night out. And Mariah was, like, really worried for him because I think Mariah's big. I would have known as her biggest fear is Tony being an inconvenience to anybody else. Yeah, like, that's her biggest fear. So I could see her just, like, I could see her face, like. And I felt so bad because I made the reservations for Craig's because I thought it'd be cool. They'd never been there. And I could see Mariah was so nervous. I was just like, oh. I was like, in my eyes, I should have never made this. I should have never made this reservation. I feel bad. I feel bad. And he was not a. Not a peep.

[Matt]

Oh, him.

[Zayn]

Not a peep out of it. Every. He was so famous. Everybody was coming in, saying hi. Everybody was, like, smiling, watching him just be there. I was like, oh, I made the right choice. Yes, you did. It again, Zane.

[Matt]

I love that.

[Heath]

And he had his little tracksuit on. He had his gold chain out. He was vibing it. Correct.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Yeah. Great location, by the way. A little. A little better lit than the one here. Like, it's. The lights are a little bit, like, brighter.

[Matt]

Where is it?

[Heath]

It's in Franklin Gulch.

[Matt]

That's what I figured.

[Zayn]

Make sure to stop by. I'll. I'll connect you with a manager. We're like, we're super close now, so.

[Matt]

Craig.

[Heath]

Mr. Craig.

[Zayn]

Mr. Craig himself.

[Matt]

He's a nice guy.

[Zayn]

I don't want to forget anything. Was there anything else he. That, like, we did?

[Heath]

I tried. I feel like a lot of the times we just chilled here, hung out with Tony, and then we would, like, go get food. Like, I took him to this market nearby, kind of just drove around a

[Zayn]

little bit of sightseeing, to be completely honest, after. I wasn't aware, obviously, because I've never, you know, I've never seen the three of them together, but I was not aware of how much work it is, especially with a newborn. And I've been around newborns, I've been around twins, around my mom, and I don't know if I just never noticed it. Maybe I'm just looking at the. I'm looking at.

[Heath]

You're an adult now. Seeing it.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Just seeing how much work it is that like. Like, there's never a point where they're both free.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's a team effort. Ever.

[Zayn]

Like, whenever that baby is sleeping, he's sleeping on one of them. The baby's constantly on one of their persons, and it was that the whole time. Mariah is pumping eight times a day, and it takes 30 minutes each time. I'm like, in my house, like, oh, how are they answering my phone calls? Like, oh, that's why they take so long to respond. It's because they literally. Their phone is just not on them.

[Matt]

Their hands are full.

[Heath]

He couldn't believe how many times we were changing his diaper. He's like, again. I'm like, dude, I know. Just. Just every 10 minutes, be like three back to back.

[Matt]

He'll poop.

[Heath]

You'll change him. And then a second after you strap it up, he goes again. Sometimes it's like four times in a row. And then it's just like this.

[Zayn]

This might sound.

[Heath]

No way.

[Zayn]

This might sound sad. But after this weekend, I know now to, like, reach out less on over the front, too, because I, I.

[Matt]

Things aren't that urgent.

[Zayn]

Things aren't that urgent, exactly. I need to Start learning. Because I hate texting. I hate texting, especially when I, like, want the answer now. I'm very impatient, and I'm usually calling for business, usually calling about, like, work or business. So in my head, I'm just like, I don't need to call them. I'd rather just visit more. Because when I'm visiting, you know, I don't have to worry about, like, I'm just around them the whole time.

[Heath]

And it's also. You don't realize, like, if you're feeding and it takes them, like, 20 minutes to eat a bottle, you have both hands, you're, like, holding him and you're feeding. So you can't be. You can't be on your phone. You can't, like, really do anything or, like, trying to put him to bed. You got him like this. You're trying to, like, shush them. You're trying to, like, get him to calm down and genuinely.

[Zayn]

My stress levels, like, the whole time, anytime I would. I had to take care of him or, like, I was holding him, they were just high the whole time because this. He feels like he's like a pound, right? You know, you just like. Like, you want to make sure he's comfortable. You want to make sure he's not feeling like he needs to cry. You're. It's just like.

[Matt]

And their system is just all. You're small and, like, delicate. You're like. Are they, like, breathing?

[Zayn]

Like, are you suggesting.

[Matt]

It's just like.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. But, yeah, I have a much.

[Heath]

Zayn doing everything he could to keep him from crying.

[Matt]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Zayn]

Especially when he and Mari were out of the room, I was just like, please don't cry. Like, I want them to think that, like, I'm really good at this.

[Matt]

Could you have trusted Zayn at all for. For an extended period of time, just him and the baby?

[Zayn]

Like, yeah, yeah, he's. He's actually a good baby. He's not a baby that, like, I feel like there's. I've seen other babies who are just, like, constantly uncomfortable, constantly crying. I feel like he's pretty good. I feel like he's. I. I think. I feel like he was rarely crying for no reason.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Like, anytime he would start crying, it was either a diaper change or if hungry, which it would immediately. Or pee, he would immediately stop crying. I think out of. Out of the four days I was there, there was only once where I felt like he was crying really hard, where, like, he. I Just felt like he was uncomfortable only once. And that was like. I felt like I was waking up. I was like. I could hear him crying. I was like, oh, I can tell. Heath and Meyer, just trying to figure out. Okay, just. We gotta get through this, but good, baby. Funny face. Oh, my God. Like, literally, my. My language. The whole time,

[Matt]

you're like, what is this coming out of me? I didn't know. Like, I had just all these sounds and noises.

[Zayn]

It's funny because, you know, that they were trying to figure what works and what doesn't. As he was like, growing, like. Like we were. There were times like, oh, yeah. He and I. Like, this is funny to me because obviously they're kidding, but I love how serious they sound. They're just like, oh, yeah. No. Tony loves Psych. The show sound like, shut up. What do you mean he loves Psych? He's not even looking at the tv. Know what the fuck he's looking at? He thinks it's actual humans.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Walking around. That's really funny. But he does love SpongeBob.

[Matt]

Oh, boy.

[Zayn]

That he loves. I get it.

[Heath]

I'll have, like, spongebob on the. For him. It's like, I'll either have, like, we'll have the office on Psych on or like spongebob reruns just, like, going in the house.

[Zayn]

I'd rather my baby watching that than like Coco Melon or them. You know, it's. I feel like it's too much.

[Matt]

I want to watch Arthur.

[Heath]

But we. We had him, like, one time. We had him in the. The little kind of like Rocky type chair thing, like, facing it, and he was just like, locked on spongebob. I was like, all right, that's enough. He was in it.

[Zayn]

And when it's too. Yeah. When he's locked in for more than five minutes, that's when I was like, all right, no more social media for you, bud.

[Heath]

Okay, time's up.

[Zayn]

Eth. It's funny that I. I almost. You know how I. Like, we were getting tight on my flight. Flight going back. I was right at the door, by the way. I made it right at the door. It was like, very, very close. But I also almost missed my flight going to you, which I. Which I never told you, so I almost missed it going there and back. Yeah. It was a. Past stress times for me. I. But when I got to. When I got to the airport flying to you, There was like 10 minutes left for the gate, and I got there, I go, hey, how much time do I have? And she goes, why

[Heath]

I go, period.

[Matt]

At the gate.

[Zayn]

At the gate. She goes, why? For what? I was like, oh, I just. I. I was just gonna grab a water real quick and I'll be right back. And. And she's like, how long is that gonna take? I was like, well, how much time is there till the gate closes? You guys have that time? She's like, I don't know, I'm not sure. And I was like, like, is it a minute or is it 10 minutes? And she's like, you have 10 minutes. I was like, are you kidding me? And so I go, I. I run back, I grab a water, and I. I try to be as quick as possible because, like, just because she was, like, annoyed.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And I come back immediately back and I scan my ticket and she goes, oh, you're Zayn. And I go, yeah. She was like, huh, well, good thing you're here. We're about to give up your seat.

[Matt]

What?

[Zayn]

Huh? Like, well, yeah, we were, we were gonna give your seat to somebody on standby. I was like, why would you do that? And she's like, well, it's because you weren't here. It's like she should have asked you,

[Matt]

just, by the way, who are you? Before you.

[Zayn]

It was 10 minutes left, and she was just like, oh, I know, that's just our system. I was like, that's crazy. Crazy.

[Matt]

Oh, by the way.

[Zayn]

So if they gave up my seat and I was there before the gate, would that have been okay?

[Heath]

I guess they would have, yeah.

[Matt]

I don't know when the standby time fully kicks in, in terms of the boarding, who is actually getting boarded.

[Heath]

But also, they should know that you had already checked in. I would understand if standby goes to somebody that didn't even show up to the airport yet, they could tell if, you know, you went through tsa, you've created your boarding pass, they know if you're in the airport.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah, cuz I checked in. I checked in the night before. Yeah, I just thought that was like, wicked rude. And. And I know I was like, a little late, but God damn, people are late all the time to their flight. There's people that make it the last second all the time. And then you probably give up your

[Heath]

plan, take off for 45 minutes.

[Matt]

Standby tickets at the gate are generally assigned 10 to 30 minutes before departure. So, yeah, boarding has probably already happened, but usually after the boarding process is complete and agents know exactly which seats are empty.

[Zayn]

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[Matt]

I learned something crazy or about airplanes that I surprised I didn't know and I thought I knew this and I'm just going to pose this question to you guys and maybe I'll do know it and it may just spoil this fun fact. What do you think is the point of airplane mode?

[Zayn]

If I were to guess it's so their signal. Their signal. There's not a ton of signal going out where they're not able to on community for the pilots, yes, for the

[Heath]

pilot, sort of like interference.

[Matt]

Interference to the pilots. That's what I've always thought. And while yes, that can slightly be a problem, it really isn't the reason. And now have you ever had your phone you forgot to turn on airplane mode and have you ever noticed like a thing about your phone?

[Zayn]

It happens half the time, honestly that

[Matt]

I forget your, your battery like will drain like crazy. And the reason why is because your signal is constantly trying to be fine. Your phone is constantly trying to find signal. Okay, now because you're that high up in the air and there are multiple cell towers and you're flying over them at a pretty fast rate. It causes traffic and confusion with the cell towers messing up everyone's cell phone signal on land. So it really has nothing to do with the pilot's communication signal. It's the cell towers down there and the people on the ground communicating has

[Zayn]

nothing to do with the aircraft.

[Matt]

And communication not as significant as you really think it is. Hank Green was explaining this to, I think, Angela on Smosh, and because she had asked, had this question for him, and Hank Green recently found it out that it's more about the cell tower traffic than it is causing confusion for the communication.

[Zayn]

I mean, they don't have to be that nice to these phone companies. If. If anything, I would understand more. You know how airlines, sometimes they'll have, like, a partnership with a certain carrier. Like, oh, if you're on T Mobile, you have a free Boba. I would understand if the pilot goes. If you. If you're with T Mobile, can you please go on airplane mode? Because, you know, they want to make sure that T Mobile towers are not all, like, messed up for them, pretty much, you know, because they're in partnership with them. But I didn't know they didn't need. They don't need to be that nice.

[Matt]

Yeah, it causes just more confusion on the ground than it does really in the air.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's just crazy. I was like, oh, it's nothing to do with r safety. It's just to make things flow a little bit better down there.

[Heath]

Did not know that.

[Matt]

Yeah. Fun fact. Thought I would share it, but they can't.

[Zayn]

But they can't fix the WI fi,

[Jared]

which makes sense because if you look at, like, this is the current air traffic map, right. And all of These planes have 300, probably, you know, a couple hundred people on it, and they're all just flooding the LA cell towers.

[Zayn]

You know what, Matt? I think that just made me want to also be nice too.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zayn]

Really remember to turn on my. My airplane mode.

[Matt]

So next time your cell phone signal is going a little crazy, it might not be like, wait, your issue. It's people above you who have it on.

[Zayn]

Is that why your. Your signal is not the best at the airport when you're not under WI fi?

[Matt]

That's a good question.

[Zayn]

Because I feel like my signal, like, is usually the worst at airports.

[Matt]

I think it's because the airport is so remote, like, away from towers, because they can't have the towers, like, near the airport. Ah, I think that's. I. I agree with you. Every time I'm at an airport. I have to get on the airport WI fi just to get anything going on.

[Jared]

Oh, that's scary.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

What?

[Jared]

Getting on the airport WI fi. I just watched horror videos of people showing how easy it is to hack into other people's devices on.

[Heath]

Or WI fi, Jared. Or. They make it like that so you get on the WI fi on purpose so that they can go in and hack it to see if you're talking about anything.

[Zayn]

I mean, I mean, honestly, they. I mean, they do find out if I. If I was on a plane, on a flight and I was texting somebody else, like, anything, like, anything like making

[Matt]

a dark joke or anything like that,

[Zayn]

they will see that.

[Matt]

Even private Snapchats now. I mean, that happened to another girl who made a joke about, you know, shooting up her school and sent it privately to a friend on Snapchat, and Snapchat flagged it and called the authorities. Like, you can't. You can't make jokes like that, even privately.

[Zayn]

When it comes to. When it comes to. When it comes to, like, privacy, I. I am all for. I do not give a shit if they're going through our phones. Like, when it comes to that type of shit, I think you have every right to look at anybody's phone.

[Heath]

You know how, like, me and my brother are the same with, like, conspiracy, just that we talk about. There's been times where I've been on a flight and he's sending me, and I'm like, bro, not right now.

[Matt]

Yes, not right now.

[Zayn]

I think if. If they are looking at it in the moment, like, I don't know if it goes to reflect system, but, like, if there's somebody that is, like, going through this as people are on the flights, I think they're really good at knowing what's a joke or not, because all the time. All the time, I'll, like, send GIFs and of a plane, like. Like going, like, going if.

[Matt]

Yeah, going a little crazy.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I mean, I think. I think they're able to detect of, like, what's up?

[Heath]

I just hope the TSA guy is, like, sitting there, like, if he's reading my text and he's like. He's like, yeah, look at this. This is pretty funny. Like, you know, I hope he's got, like, a sense of humor.

[Matt]

Yeah, just don't make a joke. That is a threat of danger and endangering others as well.

[Zayn]

Exactly.

[Matt]

But I think that. Did you guys hear about the new, like, iPhone updates that are going to be coming out for the iPhone? Was it 18 which is like next year.

[Heath]

Year.

[Matt]

You know how like now you can make emergency calls via satellite?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So the new iPhone, they're going to unroll all of these new satellite features to where you can be texting over satellite. You can send pictures over satellite. Like you can use maps over satellite.

[Zayn]

So you'll never. You'll never be in a mo. A moment in the middle of a desert where you can't like text or maybe.

[Matt]

Correct.

[Zayn]

That's amazing. And I'm surprised that was. That hasn't been already figured out.

[Matt]

But years ago, some people are thinking that they may actually be charging a lot. They're going to start charging a lot more to have this package because it would give you that peace of mind. God forbid an emergency happening. You did not have.

[Zayn]

I get that.

[Heath]

I pay a lot of money for my Garmin subscription. Okay, well, then I have a sat phone that I pay monthly on and per message on.

[Zayn]

Oh, that's. That's the one you take camping. Is it like. It's like a separate, like it's like a walkie talkie type device?

[Heath]

Yeah, it's like a small thing like the garment inreach. I love it, especially when I'm hiking. But the way they do it is they charge you to suspend your subscription. So it's like I just leave it year round, but I pay monthly and then you pay like per message and

[Zayn]

like that you're able to text on that, right?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

You just can't make any calls.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And well, they might be going out of business by the time next year rolls around.

[Zayn]

It's.

[Heath]

We were already talking about getting rid of them if the iPhone is able to do this.

[Zayn]

Yeah, no, that's. That's great. I'm. I'm actually really excited about that. Dude, that's going to. I. That's going to save so many lives.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's going to be really cool. The, like, the good stories that will come out of this.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So it is interesting. Something to keep your eye on, but just.

[Heath]

They're just trying to do something good to make up for the fact that they're doing the magnetic charger.

[Zayn]

Oh, dude, I can't.

[Matt]

That's not real. That's not real, right? Is that true? I don't believe that's true.

[Zayn]

Like the laptop, like the laptop chargers, where it's like magnetic. Of course.

[Matt]

Is that. Go to news.

[Zayn]

Dude, if.

[Heath]

Go to news.

[Matt]

I think it's all rumored then about the iPhone 18 having the, you know, magnetic charger.

[Zayn]

No way.

[Matt]

I'm like, they wouldn't do that. I don't think they would. Because also the US usbc, like the EU just made a huge okay. Are likely false.

[Zayn]

I believe it likely. Good. Okay.

[Heath]

Because I use the USB C for everything. Like importing like SD cards into it. There's so much you could use with the USBC slot, right?

[Matt]

In the, in the eu. Did we talk about this a few episodes ago? I remember I had a note, I wanted to talk about it. The EU made it mandatory that all cables from this point forward need to be usbc because it's bullshit. All the amount of tech pollution we make by making all these fucking cool cords for all these different devices, it's just taking up space. People throw them away. And if we all universally have the same type of port and charger, it should be.

[Zayn]

It's time for paper cables. Paper straws. Paper cables. Let's go. What did I say? I saw a meme where it was like, our planet.

[Matt]

Oh, I think I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Zayn]

Me using paper straws to save our planet. Meanwhile. Yeah, right now, the whole war happening, it's like. But I'm using a paper straw. Like, come on, make it, make it make sense.

[Matt]

And Jared, I think you had it on the run of show that there's a new tech development where they were able to put five terabytes of storage etched into glass.

[Jared]

Dog, it's insane. What? Okay, it's called, it's from Microsoft. It's called Project Silica. And basically it's this technology where they use lasers to engrave these things called vox axles onto glass. And it's normal glass like the, that you're like Tupperware is made out of or your food storage things and. But they can microscopically, like the glass is about the size of like a drink coaster.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Right.

[Jared]

And it's probably a quarter of an inch to 8th and 8th of an inch thick. And they can microscopically separate the glass into 300 layers and carve these little voxels into them that store data.

[Matt]

It's like Blade Runner shit.

[Zayn]

That's insane.

[Jared]

The crazy part, they were able, in this coaster sized piece of glass, they were able to store five terabytes worth of data, which is 5,000 gigabytes. Right. And the awesome thing about this is that unlike traditional hard drives, you don't need any power power to store these things or to maintain the data. And at room temperature, they can last for up to 10,000 years. Right? And they're, they're also this thin. And so it's it just makes storage a lot more efficient.

[Zayn]

Can you, can you imagine when we all. When our planet completely freezes up right. In like a few hundred years and then they come and dig us up? They're digging up and they're getting all this ice and they're like, what are all these engraving? They have all this data that's been just saved.

[Matt]

Yeah. We're back etching things into tablets. But will this be a good solution to like the memory storage crisis that's happening right now? Aren't like a lot of like photographers and people freaking out because SD cards, there's a shortage of them right now in. The values are skyrocketing.

[Jared]

I don't know about that. Like, I don't know if this is. It really depends on how fast the technology develops for the average consumer. Because right now what you need in order to, to read these pieces of glass is a microscope that has, that's connected to an image processor. And then that image processor just basically takes photos of the different layers and it can, it can read and translate the data without. With zero flaws.

[Zayn]

That's the only way you're able to grab this data and transfer it to a computer.

[Jared]

That's the only way. And so right now, like, they just developed this technology and so they're kind of targeting like cloud farms as the main buyers for this because they're the people that really need to store that much information and be able to like read and write that.

[Heath]

That makes sense.

[Jared]

Whereas, like, if it can get to the point where like our phones can, you know, like scanning a QR code, if it can get to a point where we can scan that piece of glass and boom, read it like that, then it could probably fix that.

[Matt]

Could be like 10 years down the line. Or it could be faster.

[Heath]

Zane carrying little piece of glass,

[Matt]

like, oops. All of your whole life storage.

[Zayn]

But you know what, but the pieces, you don't know which ones are corrupted and which one's not. So some of the data is good, but the data that was split in half.

[Heath]

Glue it back together.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

That's insane. I can't wait to see. But where we go with that.

[Jared]

It's.

[Zayn]

It's just crazy.

[Jared]

I'm like, how the did we think of that and develop that?

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Like, it truly does feel like Blade Runner.

[Matt]

My, my remember like in Blade Runner 2049. How like. Well, there was a huge technology blackout that happened like in like, I don't know, after 2015 or something. Yeah. And everyone like lost all of their footage, like any everything you had online is like, gone. But they have these, like glass orbs that are fragments of the past storage. And so if there's something you need to find in the past, they can, like, give you this distorted ball of

[Zayn]

memory that was in the movie. Yeah.

[Matt]

And so because he's trying to figure out this mystery of something that happened in the past, and he goes to this storage facility and it's like in a library type database, and they find this, like, glass ball and they go, you might be able to find it on here.

[Zayn]

How do you think these ideas come about? Do you think somebody was watching that movie and goes, do you think we can do that? Or is this just something where it's just like a coincidence? Where it's like.

[Jared]

I think it's both, honestly. I think, I think the human imagination is so vast and wild to, like, come up with stuff like this, but then somebody like an actual scientist looks at it and go, oh, wait, that could probably work like, that could, you know, let me figure out how that can happen. It's the same thing with like, like Terminator, you know.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Like the idea of these autonomous robots and whatever, being able to, like, kind of not take over the world, but be able to function in society. Yeah. And use them for military capacity. And then somebody, then fucking Boston Dynamics goes, yeah, let me build those, I'm going to build those robots. Robots that can do like backflips and stuff.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

And they could, like, draw stuff. It's like the movie Hugo.

[Heath]

They can write things.

[Zayn]

It is wa. What? Wait, this was a real thing?

[Matt]

Yeah, they were these, like, basically heavily cogs and, you know, steel robots, and they were kind of this, like, sideshow attraction where, you know, you could put in a quarter and watch it, like, draw something and stuff.

[Zayn]

And was it. Was it. Obviously it wasn't operated by a human. It was just something that they put in there or they.

[Matt]

Purely mechanical.

[Heath]

Mechanical, yeah. But, like, it could, like, write things. I think you could, like, type in into it, and this little robot guy would write what you're typing.

[Jared]

Whoa.

[Matt]

That's cool.

[Zayn]

That is cool.

[Jared]

Yeah. This is from 1774.

[Heath]

1700s.

[Matt]

You see the.

[Zayn]

It's a good horror movie.

[Matt]

Martin Scorsese, the movie Hugo. It's like a kid's family movie. It's really good. And the automaton is like a huge, like, part of the plot as well. But I. I love this film.

[Zayn]

It's great.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Matt]

Chloe Grace Moret.

[Zayn]

Fine, I'll watch it. Oh, that's that girl on the left. That's the Chloe Grace More. No, the one on the left.

[Matt]

Oh, that's not a girl. It's a boy.

[Jared]

That's this guy from Sex Ed, you know?

[Matt]

Oh. Oh, I. I learned something. Zane, just.

[Zayn]

Your face was a. I just love how confident I was. Oh, I know her. I know that actress.

[Matt]

Looks like Johnny from Traders. We'll save for unwind. Talk about Traders.

[Zayn]

Yes. Yes. I love that. That's, like, a little. And I'm just sad that it's, like, over.

[Matt]

I know. I think I want to watch Survivor.

[Zayn]

Every show is just over now. Like, all my shows that I was watching, all the last episodes just happened and now I'm just like.

[Matt]

Do you watch Paradise?

[Zayn]

Oh, no, no. I need to start that. I was getting.

[Matt]

New season's pretty good.

[Jared]

Wait, the new season's out?

[Matt]

Yeah, dude, I think three episodes and maybe like four by this time. Yeah. Oh. Oh, in the first episode, like, I love it. Like, what's going on.

[Zayn]

All right.

[Matt]

Like, what's her name? Shailene Woodley is in it. And the first episode. I'm just teasing. Just. It's a.

[Heath]

Cool.

[Matt]

Just.

[Zayn]

Is it, like, full of tea?

[Matt]

Full of tea. But it's. It's just a whole new layer to the show, so.

[Zayn]

Okay, cool. This could be my new treadmill movie.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Or traditional show. Sorry.

[Jared]

It's a great treadmill show. It blew my mind.

[Zayn]

Oh, so sorry. I'm. Since we're talking about TV Game of Thrones news. Okay. Heath, remember when somebody. We were doing our live and somebody said, oh, new got news. I found out what that person was talking about. I don't know if they knew about it or not, but this morning or. I think last night. Last night they released something that said they're making a Game of Thrones movie. Yeah. And guess who's gonna be in it? Holding a go, bro. I think. I think it's easier for me to get in that movie. I think I can make that happen for sure. I think it's easier to get into movies than, like, whole.

[Matt]

I think you got to join sag. Are you part of sag?

[Zayn]

I. I'm. I don't need to be saggy for that. I think. I think I can. I think I can make it happen with. With my presence.

[Matt]

Come with me to sneak on set for Game of Thrones, the movie.

[Zayn]

And, you know, there's. There's probably such a long line of people that are like, literally actors that are willing to do it for free.

[Heath]

If they want to do it right, they should bring back the original cast and it should be a movie with.

[Zayn]

I don't think it's. I don't think it's the.

[Jared]

It's a prequel.

[Zayn]

It's a prequel. So you're not going to see any of the. I know we.

[Heath]

We want the original.

[Zayn]

And Heath, I think a lot of the. A lot of those actors are over it.

[Matt]

Yeah. They don't want.

[Zayn]

I think the end of that show. Really? Really. I think it put them in a.

[Matt]

Like, almost typecasted in a way, too.

[Zayn]

No, no, not even that. I think mentally, I think it kind of like it them up a little bit. I think just like being so, like, loyal to a series and then it doesn't end the way that you imagined. I feel like that would hurt you.

[Jared]

Oh, the hate that they probably got after that last season.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You know, was probably. Probably enough to like, traumatize them from ever wanting to.

[Zayn]

And I know it did with Kit Harrington. I know I know he was in a dark place after that, and that made really sad.

[Matt]

Did y' all hear scary movie 6 is happening?

[Zayn]

I'm so excited for that movie.

[Matt]

Do you know what movies they are parodying?

[Zayn]

No, I. I think they're par. They're par. Obviously.

[Jared]

Scream.

[Zayn]

I think they're bringing saw back.

[Matt]

They're par.

[Zayn]

They're parroting the substance. Yes, they're parroting.

[Matt]

Long legs.

[Zayn]

Long legs.

[Matt]

Weapons.

[Zayn]

Weapons. That's great.

[Matt]

Megan. Of course. Of course.

[Zayn]

I love how Megan. I don't know if they did this on purpose or not. Why does Megan look like Erica Kirk in Scary Movie? Scary Movie. Like, if you look at your life.

[Heath]

Is there a trailer?

[Zayn]

I have a feeling.

[Heath]

Oh, okay.

[Zayn]

We'll watch a trailer after because I. I think they released a new, updated trailer. I want to watch it.

[Matt]

And Anna Faris is back in it. The Wayne's Brothers.

[Zayn]

She in the trailer. She looks like she killed it. Like, I feel like she really came back and was like. You could tell. Like, these people are really excited to come back, which makes me really happy and excited for the movie.

[Matt]

She's do. She's like playing Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween. Like the new ones that did, like. Yeah, but a little Eric, a little Erica. Kurt. You said it, not me.

[Jared]

She stare down.

[Zayn]

There's something about her that, like.

[Matt]

Stop it.

[Heath]

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Zayn]

I mean, it all depends on when they made this, but, like, the fact that Weapons is in this. They had to have made it, dude. Very recently.

[Jared]

Sinners is in this.

[Zayn]

But I guess a movie like this, it's very. Especially because, you know, the gra. The CGI doesn't have to be fucking incredible because it's a parody movie. So I feel like it is very easy and very quick to make a movie like this.

[Heath]

Yeah. They don't have to go above and beyond to make it look like it's supposed to be that good. Like, it's funny how it is.

[Zayn]

I do hope that this movie does really, really well for them where they can make another one after.

[Matt]

Just keep it. Keep it going.

[Zayn]

Just keep it going. It. As long as they're all alive, just keep on pushing it out. It's.

[Heath]

Even if it's not, I still want the. I still want the white chicks, too.

[Zayn]

Is I. I think that was a.

[Jared]

Was that real?

[Zayn]

Was that real news?

[Heath]

It was rumored to be that they were coming out with it.

[Zayn]

But you know what? The fact that they. The fact that the Wayne brothers is coming out with this, I think they're. I think they're feeling Real nostalgic right now.

[Matt]

This could give them, like, a bunch of money and, like, confidence, like, to be like, all right, let's do White Chicks, too.

[Zayn]

I'm gonna invest.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And I'm taking all of unfiltered money and putting in there. I don't need your approval, you know?

[Jared]

But I think. I think the whole thing with the Waynes brothers with White Chicks was that the. The makeup was just, like, horrendous to deal with every day.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Jared]

So if they can get that down pat, then I think.

[Matt]

Right.

[Jared]

It'll come back.

[Zayn]

I mean, it's. I mean. But also, that's. I think that's just part of the. I feel like I. I feel like

[Jared]

part of the craft.

[Zayn]

Dude. Prosthetics now, I feel like they're. It's. It still is just as bad.

[Jared]

Speaking of prosthetics, the Jim Carrey thing, did you guys.

[Zayn]

It was. It was a mask.

[Matt]

No, it wasn't.

[Zayn]

Yes, it was.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Alexis Stone, that whole thing.

[Matt]

That's not true.

[Heath]

That's not true.

[Matt]

Saying no.

[Zayn]

Okay. I don't care. Okay. That's not Jim Carrey.

[Matt]

How many.

[Zayn]

That's not Jim.

[Matt]

Jim Carrey clearly got some work done. He got this honorary award in France, and he got the whole facelift and was looking not himself.

[Zayn]

He got a. He got a facelift.

[Matt]

Like. Yes. You can tell is, like, he got a lot of work done. Cheekbone, filler, whatever you want to call it. He got a lot of work done.

[Zayn]

He changed his eyes, too.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zayn]

He changed his lips.

[Matt]

But you can tell Zane, that's not a mask. Like, I don't know. Look at the.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Matt]

You don't. Funny to me. Y' all are so rich.

[Zayn]

No, no, no.

[Jared]

This is where at first, I'm with you in the fact of, like, I'm like, okay, Jim Carrey obviously got work done, but with everything that's going on in the fucking world, I can see why people are like, this is a clone or whatever.

[Zayn]

But they're not saying it's a clone. I'm not a clone. In my head, it's a. It's just, like, if I were to, like, put my money on it, it was a. No, Matt, I'm not thinking it's a fucking clone or robot. I'm thinking it's a PR stunt. Dude. We're in the. We're in the day and age right now where everything's a fucking pr.

[Matt]

Alexis Stone made it a PR stunt for himself because everyone was talking like, oh, My God, could this be Alexis Stone? And so he just, like, posted that to, like, with people and be like, yeah, I did it. I. Dude, if you look at the interview, you can clearly tell that's not a guy in a mask. I can spot like a mask. I was watching all the videos of Alexis Stone, too, because I was like, is this true? And I'm like, okay. All the times he's dressed up like Donatella Versace and Judy Garland and stuff, you're like, okay, that's clearly a person in a mask. Jim Carrey. It's like, I can tell it's Jim Carrey. Like, he just got a lot of work done.

[Jared]

This is Alexis Stone as Meryl Streep. And from, like, you can. It's almost indistinct. Indistinguishable from Meryl Streep, right?

[Matt]

But, like, talking like Meryl Streep, like, there's no interviews where she's.

[Zayn]

I think. I think you. You. I don't think you're aware of how good prosthetics can be. They can be. The more money you put in, you can be fudgeing anybody. I.

[Heath]

Did Jim Carrey come out afterwards or no?

[Matt]

Yes. His team responded and denied the rumors. And saying no, that actually was like,

[Zayn]

that's weird, because Jim Carrey's the type where he would do it himself.

[Matt]

I was, but I was a little surprised Jim Carrey got that much work done. I thought he's been pretty, like, psychedelic and having a third eye lately. And it's just been like, that's why

[Zayn]

everybody feels like that. It's because that does not. Like, dude, all the interviews he's been in, literally, him. Just a few years ago, he. Dude, that's such a drastic change where, dude, when you get a facelift or work done, you could. You look at that and go, oh, that's. That's still him. Remember Zac Efron? That whole.

[Matt]

Whole thing.

[Zayn]

Nobody thought that that was a cloner. AI. You can say, oh, damn, that's like, he got some work done.

[Matt]

He also broke his jaw, right?

[Zayn]

Or broke his or whatever. But still, like, you could tell it's him. Jim Carrey. It looked like from top to bottom. It did not. It did not look like him. There was not one part of his face that looked like Jim Carrey.

[Jared]

But let me offer a third option in which Jim Carrey. It was him, but he was wearing

[Matt]

the mask or that or he's wearing. He is, like, not a full mask, but he is wearing. Press aesthetics. I would like to believe that But I don't think we'll see how Jim Carrey looks in the next three or four months.

[Zayn]

I would love to. Yeah, I would love to see that.

[Matt]

Because if he did do that, I don't know.

[Zayn]

I still believe the fact that Jim Carrey has not come out on video publicly and said anything is crazy because the amount of. The amount of people that are talking about this and the amount of how big it's gotten. And Jim Carrey, for. He is the type to come out publicly and say. Say something.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And the fact that he has it and his team had to. To me, it reeks of pr, Stunt pr. Like, for whatever movie he has coming out. I just. I'm gonna stick with that. I think that's it. Until he comes out publicly and says that it. He's just got work done and people need to get over it. And then I'll get over it.

[Jared]

Because my thing is his team's statement. Not that it was, like, cryptic, but it was one of those things where they were like, no, Jim Carrey was in attendance tonight for the. The award awards show. And that just makes it seem. It's like, it seems like a cop out way to say, no, he was there. But they didn't address his look. Right.

[Heath]

They didn't address A weird way to word it.

[Jared]

It's a weird way. They were like, no, he was in attendance.

[Zayn]

They could have just said that he got work done. Yeah, he got a facelift. Oh, okay.

[Heath]

They could have been like, yeah, that was him. But not like, yeah, he could have been in attendance. You know, yeah, it could be in the bathroom.

[Zayn]

But I'm thinking it's. I'm thinking it's a stunt. But he was.

[Matt]

He was acting a little weird, which

[Zayn]

again, it's a great, great stunt. I. That's great. I love that. I respect a good bit. I respect. Respect a good stunt. It's got us talking.

[Matt]

Look.

[Zayn]

It's got me yelling. I don't yell.

[Jared]

Because Zayn's right. Like, his appearance in Come On Snapping

[Matt]

Children is not what great nations do.

[Jared]

Like, he has been so sinister, outspoken,

[Matt]

diabolically plotting to what, and this was, what, probably six, seven, eight years years ago.

[Jared]

This is. This is sort of a montage of different times where he's, like, spoken at. Out. Spoken out against this, like, deep state in, like, the dark Hollywood secrets and stuff like that.

[Matt]

Exactly, yeah.

[Jared]

Which is why I think this is more of a stunt. I think he was wearing prosthetics or the mask or something and acting in a certain Way to kind of bring attention.

[Zayn]

Because who. That's. That's why we're all confused. Because it's who he is. This is not him to do this.

[Matt]

I want to believe. Believe that. Because if it's. If that's not true, then it's so sad that that's where he's at. I know.

[Heath]

Another thing that's weird too is like, if he looked like that but was still like him, like himself, you'd be like, okay, but like the fact that you're, like, acting weird and like, like not like a typical Jim Carrey weird. Yeah. But like, he just seemed off in addition to the look. Looking like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

If he was really acting like himself with that face, I'd be like, I mean, it's clearly of him. He just looks crazy.

[Jared]

And who knows? Maybe it's just my denial of the fact that, like, I don't want to believe that. That Hollywood got to him after all these years, you know, Especially now more than ever.

[Matt]

Like.

[Zayn]

Yeah, Matt, you know, you know why? Because this is something I would do.

[Heath]

A facelift.

[Zayn]

No, no, this is something I would

[Matt]

do prosthetics and go to a red carpet after you have it.

[Zayn]

People haven't seen me in a little bit. Let's get. Let's sit somebody in a mask or put me in something. Just like, like, let's.

[Matt]

Yeah, because.

[Zayn]

Because, dude, to him, red carpets are so like, who gives a. You know, he doesn't give a. About that. So it has had. Let's do this on a red carpet. Because it doesn't matter in the end of the day.

[Matt]

Go back to the picture.

[Zayn]

So unimportant.

[Jared]

Because my thing also with Alexa Stone is that Alexa Stone doesn't only work on themselves. Right. They have also worked with like, the kid, Laroi Cardi B. So they've applied prosthetics to other people that make it look very realistic. I'm trying to find the picture of it might be on the.

[Heath]

The TikTok girl looks more like Jim Carrey than he.

[Zayn]

That one girl.

[Heath]

You know who I'm talking about?

[Zayn]

Yes. I've seen her on TikTok. Everybody says that she looks just like Jim Carrey.

[Matt]

Oh, yes, that stand up comedian.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she, like, I think she posted something about it too.

[Jared]

She.

[Zayn]

Oh, she did.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

Oh, that'd be. I got to go back.

[Matt]

Okay. I could buy that. Alexis Stone did Jim Carrey's prosthetics.

[Jared]

That's what I'm saying.

[Matt]

It's not Alexis Stone.

[Jared]

Yes, that's that's what I'm thinking.

[Zayn]

I don't think.

[Jared]

I think it was.

[Zayn]

Alexa Stone is also a. I think she's. I think he's tall, right? Alexa Stone?

[Jared]

Yeah, he's pretty tall.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zayn]

So I feel like that wouldn't amaze.

[Matt]

His gym carries eyes so straight up. It's him. It's him.

[Jared]

It's definitely Jim Carrey's eyes.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Heath]

Only time will tell.

[Zayn]

Only time. Heath, I was literally about to say that time will tell. I. Maybe we should have Jim Carrey. Come on.

[Matt]

You think he would clear the air.

[Heath]

Clear the.

[Zayn]

Clear the air on our show, please.

[Matt]

And it's clearly aesthetic.

[Zayn]

Clearly.

[Matt]

Talk about the mask. I mean, not your mask. I mean the movie, the mask. What am I saying?

[Zayn]

It's clearly him. We're just, just like Z Zayn's at

[Heath]

his cheeks like this. Just like, I don't know, like white

[Zayn]

chicks when he's pointing out the pants. Then tell me this.

[Matt]

You know the Ace Ventura rhino? You know when he comes out the rhino's butt? Ace Ventura. It's up for auction, like pretty soon.

[Zayn]

Oh, should we buy it?

[Matt]

Starting bid, I think four to six thousand dollars. That's not bad. Like have like in a backyard or something. Be like, yeah, that's the like rhino.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Cool. Oh, so starting at 2000 estimated. Oh, wait, is it going on right now? Zane did 7,000. Hey, better batter. Better 7,000 for the Rhino that he came out of it's butt.

[Zayn]

I love how fake fake it looked. When you watch it now, you're just like, oh my God. Just how fake the rhino looked. It's really funny.

[Matt]

I mean, if I was like an eccentric, like rich guy in a big backyard, that'd be so cool to have in the backyard.

[Zayn]

And then imagine being able to recreate the scene. That's. That's fun. And then sell it again.

[Matt]

Do they drop it off? You got to pick it up.

[Zayn]

Yeah, you have to. You have to pick it up from Missouri.

[Heath]

It's like, how did you come across that?

[Matt]

Matt came up on my Facebook feed. It just knows I like movies and stuff. It knows what catches my eye on Facebook. Yeah. Oh, my God, people are dying. I gotta like, I check Facebook because just people die.

[Jared]

That's the obituary section.

[Zayn]

Wait, I'm sorry. Oh, wait, you're talking about, like, it's

[Matt]

always like a friend. Yeah, like a friend's mom. A friend's mom's passed away. A teacher I knew from my high school, like, died recently. Like, it's just. And I always find this stuff out and then have to inform my friends about it because they're not on Facebook. But I don't know because we're also. Every time I pop up Instagram, it's like, oh, sometimes it feels like work too. Yeah. Like you're like, oh shit, I got a comment on this person thing. Like, gotta do this or whatever. Like Facebook, I don't gotta do anything. Yeah, I just like, just like a slot machine who's dead, who's. And I just like crazy people.

[Heath]

I just like seeing it really is a slot machine. You can never find where you left off on Facebook.

[Zayn]

God help you if you refresh accidentally.

[Heath]

It's all over the place.

[Zayn]

Yeah. All right, well, my social battery's out. All right, so we're going to end the episode. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of basically Zane Heath Unfiltered. I'm so sorry. Of Zan Heath Unfiltered. Make sure to check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com zayn and he.

[Heath]

That's right. Also make sure to check out our patreon patreon.com Zayn and Heath we keep these cameras rolling. We give you guys an unwind which is an extension of the podcast. We also do a bonus episod episode, a live Q A every single month. You get early access all ad free again patreon.com Zane and Heath to check it out. So unwind. We'll see you in a second and enjoy the rest of your day.

[Zayn]

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