Zane & Heath: Unfiltered

Episode 328: Exposing Heath’s Most Vile Habit
Date: April 13, 2026
Hosts: Zane & Heath (with Matt and Jared)

Episode Overview

In this lively and candid episode, Zane and Heath – joined by Matt and Jared – navigate through a hilarious and eclectic mix of personal stories, internet debates, and listener call-ins. They cover everything from the anxiety of cosmetic surgery and viral Florida man stories to deeply relatable conversations about hygiene, personal boundaries, DNA surprises, and the intricacies of finding the perfect barber. True to "Unfiltered" form, the trio's banter ranges from heartfelt to utterly ridiculous, blending helpful advice with their unfiltered takes on trending and taboo topics.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pineapple Drinks, Banana Milk, and Unusual Flavor Debates

[01:00 – 06:47]

• The crew debates drink flavors, landing on pineapple as a divisive non-alcoholic choice.
• Matt recalls finding actual banana juice: "If you’re a banana lover, highly recommend." (02:23)
• Banter about banana milk’s popularity in Korea/Japan and thoughts on seeing more alternative milks in Western cafés.
• Matt pitches the idea for a "Potassium" banana milk brand, only to discover it already exists as "Glamoflage."
  Quote:
  "Banana milk—get it on the reg, add it to your coffee. It's life changing. Big in Korea and Japan." – Heath [03:41]

2. Naming Brands and Failed Inventions

[06:47 – 07:57]

• Matt discusses coming up with the name "Glamoflage" only to discover it was already taken.
• Zane jokes about ideas that are original in your head, "You gotta keep them electrons." [05:57]

3. Zane’s Mom’s Surgery & Recovery

[07:57 – 19:13]

• Zane updates on his mom’s rhinoplasty and facelift journey, describing her anxiety, emotional recovery, and the big reveal.
• The group discusses the importance of facial features matching individual identity after surgery.
• The process of aftercare, medication schedules, and how Zane's been nursing his mom.
• The relief after seeing the successful surgical result. Quotes:
  "It looks like she was supposed to have that nose. Like she was born with that nose." – Zane [11:12]
  "She's thrilled and she's so happy with it. But it's still swollen..." – Zane [11:33]
  "Heath: But does she have to redo her face ID, like after all this?" [17:38]

4. Shower and Hygiene Debates: To Wash or Not to Wash Your Feet

[21:18 – 27:20]

• The group dives into a viral online debate about whether people wash their feet in the shower.
• Zane and Matt are adamant about scrubbing their feet; Heath sheepishly admits he’s never done it deliberately, sparking a hilarious divide.
• Matt describes using a bristle mat in his shower for a thorough clean. Quote:
  "You scrub between your toes." – Zane [21:50]
  "I did not realize it was like this. There's a big divide of people who do and people who don't." – Heath [21:59]

5. The Great Toilet Paper Debate

[24:38 – 29:29]

• Matt reveals he was roasted for folding and reusing toilet paper; the hosts break down the team fold vs. team scrunch/ball.
• They talk about airplane-thin TP, environmental concerns, and even the over/under toilet roll argument—calling it the "mullet" vs. "beard" style.
• Zane admits he mostly uses wipes, sparking another sub-debate. Quote:
  "I was the only one that folds. Everybody else does the ball, and I'm like, that's why you think it's weird that I fold." – Matt [25:57]
  "Look at toilet paper commercials. They're never like showing how absorbent it is scrunched up like a ball!" – Heath [29:23]

6. Barber Experiences & Haircut Tribulations

[29:54 – 37:12]

• Matt cut off his mullet and discusses the freedom and identity shifts that come with a good haircut.
• Heath laments about finding the right barber and how a great barber-client relationship changes the experience.
• Zane, Matt, and Heath reminisce about driving across LA for the perfect cut. Quote:
  "I just got sick of waking up with my hair looking like just an absolute disaster." – Matt [30:08]
  "I've just been waiting to find a barber that I've really hit it off with." – Heath [30:49]

7. Coachella & Influencer Life

[39:00 – 41:29]

• Zane talks about missing out on the exclusive Guest compound at Coachella and the end of an era.
• Both discuss festival fatigue and passing the torch to younger influencers. Quote:
  "I'm 33... there's so many younger talent now that are so good. You have to replace." – Zane [40:40]

8. Weird News: Human Skull at Easter Egg Hunt & Viral Impersonators

[43:40 – 56:14]

• Heath shares the wild story of a human skull discovered during an Easter egg hunt at a Long Beach park.
• The group wonders about how the skull got there and the impact on the kids, sparking many jokes and a few chills.
• Discussion leads into the story of "Palm Beach Pete," a man who went viral for looking just like Jeffrey Epstein—and his foray into TikTok and Cameo. Quote:
  "The fact that it's, like... it looks like it came from a lab. Do you know what I mean?" – Zane [46:35]
  "It's just really crazy how much he looks like [Epstein]... But he's really taken this thing far. I respect that." – Zane [54:03]

9. Listener Calls: Relationship Boundaries & DNA Surprises

Unfiltered Advice Segment
[64:30 – 77:14]

a. Emotional Response to Being Kissed by a Friend

• Caller asks what to do after her boyfriend revealed he was kissed unprovoked by a male friend during a trip.
• The group discusses context, boundaries, and how to talk about what happened. Quote:
  "There's a big difference between a funny, just like, dumb, stupid joke kiss and like, a secretive..." – Heath [65:42]

b. Finding Out Your Dad Isn't Your Biological Father (Follow-up Story)

• Caller explains how she found out via DNA test that her dad isn’t her biological father, thanks to a health issue and a message from another woman.
• The group unpacks the complex family dynamics and the meaning of "truth" within a family built on love and care. Quotes:
  "What do you want to come of this?" – Caller 2 [73:43]
  "If you love your dad who raised you, come from a place of love and just say... I want to just disclose this to you guys." – Heath [74:58]

10. QVC & Microwave Science Nostalgia

[61:05 – 64:25]

• The gang laughs over infamous QVC clip fails and childhood science experiments with Peeps, chip bags, and microwaves. Quote:
  "He goes, 'Yeah, it's locked in place.' That guy, you know, that guy that was back, like, in the 70s, 80s, he was doing some coke. He was like, let's get through. I'm gonna sell some ladders today." – Heath [64:08]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Zane on caring for his mom post-surgery:
  "She's, we posted her up right next to me in bed because she has to take her medication throughout the night." [12:31]

• Heath on feet-washing in the shower:
  "I've never felt like I've had dirty feet... my feet do not stink." [22:23]

• Matt on toilet paper:
  "I was being called diabolical, and I didn't..." [29:07]

• Zane on Coachella influencer invites drying up:
  "Guest has been amazing. And of course, yeah, you're gonna find other talent. And I would, too." [40:30]

• Heath's viral news report:
  "A human skull." [43:57]

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:00 – Banter about drink flavors and banana milk
• 07:57 – Zane’s mom’s surgery and recovery story
• 21:18 – Shower habits and the “washing your feet” debate
• 24:38 – The great toilet paper debate
• 29:54 – Bad haircuts and barber tales
• 39:00 – Festival plans and influencer cycles
• 43:40 – Human skull at an Easter egg hunt
• 54:00 – Palm Beach Pete: Epstein lookalike
• 64:30 – Listener call: boyfriend’s "guys’ trip" kiss incident
• 69:32 – Listener call: the DNA revelation follow-up

Conclusion & Tone

The episode stays true to its "Unfiltered" branding—bouncing between absurdity and authenticity with quick wit and genuine honesty. The group’s chemistry and ability to seamlessly switch from absurd internet drama to real-life vulnerability are what make the podcast “Unfiltered” and, ultimately, beloved.

For those who missed the episode, this summary weaves together the wisdom, humor, and trending controversies Zane & Heath bring to every show. Whether discussing surgery anxiety, palm-beach impersonators, or personal hygiene taboos, the energy and candor of the conversation are infectiously hilarious and, on occasion, even a little profound.