328: Exposing Our Most Disgusting Habits...

Summary

Zane & Heath: Unfiltered

Episode 328: Exposing Heath’s Most Vile Habit
Date: April 13, 2026
Hosts: Zane & Heath (with Matt and Jared)

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Episode Overview

In this lively and candid episode, Zane and Heath – joined by Matt and Jared – navigate through a hilarious and eclectic mix of personal stories, internet debates, and listener call-ins. They cover everything from the anxiety of cosmetic surgery and viral Florida man stories to deeply relatable conversations about hygiene, personal boundaries, DNA surprises, and the intricacies of finding the perfect barber. True to "Unfiltered" form, the trio's banter ranges from heartfelt to utterly ridiculous, blending helpful advice with their unfiltered takes on trending and taboo topics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pineapple Drinks, Banana Milk, and Unusual Flavor Debates

[01:00 – 06:47]

• The crew debates drink flavors, landing on pineapple as a divisive non-alcoholic choice.
• Matt recalls finding actual banana juice: "If you’re a banana lover, highly recommend." (02:23)
• Banter about banana milk’s popularity in Korea/Japan and thoughts on seeing more alternative milks in Western cafés.
• Matt pitches the idea for a "Potassium" banana milk brand, only to discover it already exists as "Glamoflage."
  Quote:
  "Banana milk—get it on the reg, add it to your coffee. It's life changing. Big in Korea and Japan." – Heath [03:41]

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2. Naming Brands and Failed Inventions

[06:47 – 07:57]

• Matt discusses coming up with the name "Glamoflage" only to discover it was already taken.
• Zane jokes about ideas that are original in your head, "You gotta keep them electrons." [05:57]

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3. Zane’s Mom’s Surgery & Recovery

[07:57 – 19:13]

• Zane updates on his mom’s rhinoplasty and facelift journey, describing her anxiety, emotional recovery, and the big reveal.
• The group discusses the importance of facial features matching individual identity after surgery.
• The process of aftercare, medication schedules, and how Zane's been nursing his mom.
• The relief after seeing the successful surgical result. Quotes:
  "It looks like she was supposed to have that nose. Like she was born with that nose." – Zane [11:12]
  "She's thrilled and she's so happy with it. But it's still swollen..." – Zane [11:33]
  "Heath: But does she have to redo her face ID, like after all this?" [17:38]

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4. Shower and Hygiene Debates: To Wash or Not to Wash Your Feet

[21:18 – 27:20]

• The group dives into a viral online debate about whether people wash their feet in the shower.
• Zane and Matt are adamant about scrubbing their feet; Heath sheepishly admits he’s never done it deliberately, sparking a hilarious divide.
• Matt describes using a bristle mat in his shower for a thorough clean. Quote:
  "You scrub between your toes." – Zane [21:50]
  "I did not realize it was like this. There's a big divide of people who do and people who don't." – Heath [21:59]

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5. The Great Toilet Paper Debate

[24:38 – 29:29]

• Matt reveals he was roasted for folding and reusing toilet paper; the hosts break down the team fold vs. team scrunch/ball.
• They talk about airplane-thin TP, environmental concerns, and even the over/under toilet roll argument—calling it the "mullet" vs. "beard" style.
• Zane admits he mostly uses wipes, sparking another sub-debate. Quote:
  "I was the only one that folds. Everybody else does the ball, and I'm like, that's why you think it's weird that I fold." – Matt [25:57]
  "Look at toilet paper commercials. They're never like showing how absorbent it is scrunched up like a ball!" – Heath [29:23]

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6. Barber Experiences & Haircut Tribulations

[29:54 – 37:12]

• Matt cut off his mullet and discusses the freedom and identity shifts that come with a good haircut.
• Heath laments about finding the right barber and how a great barber-client relationship changes the experience.
• Zane, Matt, and Heath reminisce about driving across LA for the perfect cut. Quote:
  "I just got sick of waking up with my hair looking like just an absolute disaster." – Matt [30:08]
  "I've just been waiting to find a barber that I've really hit it off with." – Heath [30:49]

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7. Coachella & Influencer Life

[39:00 – 41:29]

• Zane talks about missing out on the exclusive Guest compound at Coachella and the end of an era.
• Both discuss festival fatigue and passing the torch to younger influencers. Quote:
  "I'm 33... there's so many younger talent now that are so good. You have to replace." – Zane [40:40]

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8. Weird News: Human Skull at Easter Egg Hunt & Viral Impersonators

[43:40 – 56:14]

• Heath shares the wild story of a human skull discovered during an Easter egg hunt at a Long Beach park.
• The group wonders about how the skull got there and the impact on the kids, sparking many jokes and a few chills.
• Discussion leads into the story of "Palm Beach Pete," a man who went viral for looking just like Jeffrey Epstein—and his foray into TikTok and Cameo. Quote:
  "The fact that it's, like... it looks like it came from a lab. Do you know what I mean?" – Zane [46:35]
  "It's just really crazy how much he looks like [Epstein]... But he's really taken this thing far. I respect that." – Zane [54:03]

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9. Listener Calls: Relationship Boundaries & DNA Surprises

Unfiltered Advice Segment
[64:30 – 77:14]

a. Emotional Response to Being Kissed by a Friend

• Caller asks what to do after her boyfriend revealed he was kissed unprovoked by a male friend during a trip.
• The group discusses context, boundaries, and how to talk about what happened. Quote:
  "There's a big difference between a funny, just like, dumb, stupid joke kiss and like, a secretive..." – Heath [65:42]

b. Finding Out Your Dad Isn't Your Biological Father (Follow-up Story)

• Caller explains how she found out via DNA test that her dad isn’t her biological father, thanks to a health issue and a message from another woman.
• The group unpacks the complex family dynamics and the meaning of "truth" within a family built on love and care. Quotes:
  "What do you want to come of this?" – Caller 2 [73:43]
  "If you love your dad who raised you, come from a place of love and just say... I want to just disclose this to you guys." – Heath [74:58]

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10. QVC & Microwave Science Nostalgia

[61:05 – 64:25]

• The gang laughs over infamous QVC clip fails and childhood science experiments with Peeps, chip bags, and microwaves. Quote:
  "He goes, 'Yeah, it's locked in place.' That guy, you know, that guy that was back, like, in the 70s, 80s, he was doing some coke. He was like, let's get through. I'm gonna sell some ladders today." – Heath [64:08]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Zane on caring for his mom post-surgery:
  "She's, we posted her up right next to me in bed because she has to take her medication throughout the night." [12:31]

• Heath on feet-washing in the shower:
  "I've never felt like I've had dirty feet... my feet do not stink." [22:23]

• Matt on toilet paper:
  "I was being called diabolical, and I didn't..." [29:07]

• Zane on Coachella influencer invites drying up:
  "Guest has been amazing. And of course, yeah, you're gonna find other talent. And I would, too." [40:30]

• Heath's viral news report:
  "A human skull." [43:57]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:00 – Banter about drink flavors and banana milk
• 07:57 – Zane’s mom’s surgery and recovery story
• 21:18 – Shower habits and the “washing your feet” debate
• 24:38 – The great toilet paper debate
• 29:54 – Bad haircuts and barber tales
• 39:00 – Festival plans and influencer cycles
• 43:40 – Human skull at an Easter egg hunt
• 54:00 – Palm Beach Pete: Epstein lookalike
• 64:30 – Listener call: boyfriend’s "guys’ trip" kiss incident
• 69:32 – Listener call: the DNA revelation follow-up

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Conclusion & Tone

The episode stays true to its "Unfiltered" branding—bouncing between absurdity and authenticity with quick wit and genuine honesty. The group’s chemistry and ability to seamlessly switch from absurd internet drama to real-life vulnerability are what make the podcast “Unfiltered” and, ultimately, beloved.

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For those who missed the episode, this summary weaves together the wisdom, humor, and trending controversies Zane & Heath bring to every show. Whether discussing surgery anxiety, palm-beach impersonators, or personal hygiene taboos, the energy and candor of the conversation are infectiously hilarious and, on occasion, even a little profound.

Transcript

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[Heath]

I think, yeah,

[Zane]

in my head I was like, pick whatever flavor that your like your heart is leaning towards. And in my head I was like, I just hope he doesn't get the yellow. Well, joke's on you. That's all we had left.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's all you have left. And I kind of with you. Pineapple is my least favorite flavor. Non alcoholic.

[Zane]

Oh, really?

[Heath]

Because I think pineapple, when I taste it, it's always like, oh, a pineapple High Noon. A little pineapple white cloth. I like pineapple with alcohol, but when I don't have alcohol in it, it just tastes like.

[Zane]

Or it's like it needs a rum in it or it needs a, it needs a.

[Heath]

It needs a little something or like having a Red Bull straight up. You're like, where's the vodka?

[Zane]

Like heath, I want a swig. Pineapple flavored.

[Matt]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Zane]

This is actually really good. By the way. I thought the orange, the yellow one was the orange one. Orange flavored. This is good. I like this.

[Matt]

You know how they like. There's people that will talk about like how some fruits, you know, they get like glorified juices, like apple juice, orange juice, grape juice. It's just like a good go to fruit that they turn into juice. And somebody was talking about like, man, where's the banana juice?

[Heath]

Oh yeah.

[Matt]

And I was like, so true.

[Zane]

We only want banana smoothies.

[Matt]

I found a banana juice at the market down the street from me and I was like, I Gotta try it for the plot. Because I was like, there is no banana juice.

[Heath]

How was it?

[Zane]

Right?

[Matt]

I will say I'm not crazy about banana.

[Heath]

Right?

[Matt]

But I just had to do it. If you're a banana lover, highly recommend

[Heath]

natural, like natural flavored banana. Or like Laffy Taffy banana flavored banana.

[Matt]

It tasted like real banana.

[Heath]

Okay, it was.

[Matt]

And I think that's what threw me off, because I wanted the artificial banana.

[Zane]

Right.

[Matt]

Like, I like that way more. But it was like it was straight up banana water.

[Heath]

I feel like that would run through me.

[Zane]

I can, you know what? I can picture coconut water, but it's just banana water. I was like, I could picture it in that form. Like how the coconut water is and like the cocoa.

[Heath]

But I need that cold. I need that cold.

[Zane]

Yeah, it needs to be cold. It cannot be even warm.

[Heath]

Coconut water melon.

[Zane]

You know, when bananas are hot.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I didn't finish it. I couldn't finish.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, no, I wouldn't.

[Heath]

But when I was in Korea, you know, I went over to the little 7 11, a little family mart, and we made the viral. Little milk or banana milk iced coffee in a bag. I think Remy and Alicia have done it. Yeah, that hit like the banana milk really good.

[Zane]

I've had banana milk.

[Heath]

Put banana milk more in more coffee shops around here. Can we normalize that?

[Zane]

I've see, I've seen it. I've seen in some coffee shops, like little, like corner coffee shops.

[Heath]

Milk, soy milk, almond milk, all of the milk. Get, get the banana milk.

[Zane]

Oh, oh, oh. Banana. Banana milk.

[Heath]

Banana milk. Get it on the reg, Add it to your coffee. It's life changing big in Korea and Japan.

[Zane]

You know what? They should have banana milk. Just like where you like, you go to the store, you buy chocolate milk, you buy regular milk, and you buy banana milk.

[Heath]

Dude, it hits. I don't know if I would have just like a glass of banana milk. You would just like. Oh, my God.

[Zane]

Yeah, with a muffin.

[Matt]

Oh, muffin with the side of banana milk.

[Zane]

No, no, I wouldn't do a banana nut muffin. I'll do a chocolate chip. Chocolate chip muffin.

[Matt]

You do a chocolate chocolate muffin.

[Heath]

I'm curious like, how like dairy heavy it is. Like, is it like an all. If there was a banana flavored almond milk, I think I would like it. But like, right, if it's. If it's like whole milk and it's banana.

[Zane]

Yeah. Make it a little bit more flavor. Because almond milk, you know, it tastes like too nutty. Like you want, like A little bit of fat into it. So banana is perfect. A little bit of potass.

[Heath]

You know, I like the, I like the recipes. I'm seeing in this filtered water. Organic bananas.

[Zane]

Oh, my. Very organic. We got gelan gum. We got potassium chloride. Oh, yes.

[Matt]

How is there not a brand called potassium? You know what I mean? Like, think about the marketing on that.

[Zane]

Very good. You know what? He. I think you're onto something.

[Matt]

No, I came up with brand the other day in my head. I was in the shower and I was like, this is genius. I gotta, I gotta figure out what the product is like. I gotta. You know, it's just like a brand will come to you. Yeah. I got out, I told Mariah about it. She was like, okay, that's kind of good. We sit down, we look it up. It's already done. Yeah, but it was a. It was a one off thing from a brand. But I was like, hear me out. Glamoflage.

[Heath]

Oh, so am I guessing it's camouflage, but it looks cute.

[Matt]

But it's okay.

[Heath]

It's like a.

[Matt]

It's like a, A makeup product type thing. Right. Or maybe, maybe like eye bag patches.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

But they're like camo. It could be like a, like either a men's brand or a woman's brand. Or it's just like, I don't know, it kind of writes itself.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Matt]

So we're trying to come up with like, products, but apparently it's already.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, I see it. I think the. Oh, you know what? The brand is called Hard Candy, but they have a.

[Heath]

An extension called Glamoflage.

[Zane]

Glamoflage.

[Matt]

I was just pissed. I was pissed. Was taken.

[Zane]

But you know what? You should still like, give yourself credit that you still came up. It was still an original idea in your head. It's not like you saw it on the right path.

[Heath]

Ideas are going. Yeah.

[Zane]

You got to keep going. Keep them. Keep them electrons.

[Heath]

It's like a cat at Kelly. That's the campaign back.

[Zane]

Instead of. Instead of West Point, instead of guns. It's the, the ribbons. The ribbons are flying to the face.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's. That's some Glamouflage.

[Matt]

She was.

[Zane]

She.

[Heath]

She walks. So Glamouflage could run. That's true.

[Matt]

Exactly. I was just thinking about that. That or it was gonna be prescription visors in your car. The glass don't need to wear glasses while driving. Your windshield has a prescription built in.

[Zane]

That's a little harder. But. But I see.

[Matt]

Nobody else can drive your car. They're just like in the horror movie.

[Zane]

But you know what, Heath? No one, no one's going to want to steal your car. Imagine breaking in. It's like, take it. They're like, oh, we can't Ste.

[Heath]

They just.

[Zane]

Yeah, they just have to stick out their head out the window and drive. That's annoying. Just make it a little annoying for the people that are going to rob your car.

[Matt]

But anyway, you know, gears are going. It feels good.

[Zane]

It's warm up. It's. It's vocal warmup. Know we're just doing, doing our part.

[Matt]

How's Sher?

[Zane]

Let's roll the intro and I'll tell you.

[Heath]

Oh, we got it here.

[Matt]

Perfect. 3, 2, 1. It's coffee tow, baby.

[Zane]

Let's go. I just. You saw that. I. I shot. I shot the. I shot every. I shot everybody.

[Matt]

That was great.

[Zane]

I shot everybody watching. Welcome back to Zane Heath. Unfiltered. Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, I'm Heath.

[Zane]

I'm Matt and that's Jared. Welcome back to another episode. I saw so many comments saying you forgot Jared. And so I had to now have to include every single time where you guys are going to be up my throat. But welcome back to another episode. We are so glad you are here again. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. Bless you. Bless your heart. But you asked, you asked my mom. For my mom. I mean, about my mom.

[Heath]

The update on your mom and for the people who may have missed the last episode, just give the skinny on what she has gone under.

[Zane]

Yes. Okay. So my mom just got surgery. If you want to check out a little bit more on that last. We talked about last episode, but she got a rhinoplasty and a facelift. Neck lift. She got the whole work. She got the whole, the whole face. Rejuvenation by Kris Jenner.

[Heath]

The kitten caboodle.

[Zane]

Yes. And shout out to Dr. Valmy, you are amazing. Make sure to check him out if you're looking to do anything like that. He is like literally the king of nose jobs. So if you want to get that. Yeah. And what I was going to say. Yes. Today was day six of post op. It's been, it's been a rough week. My mom, it's like we've, we've hit like. I wouldn't even say highs, just lows, lows, lows. Just like very emotional, very stressful. My mom's anxiety is just through the roof.

[Heath]

Anxiety from a place of like regret or like pain or just like what was I thinking?

[Zane]

Just like what we talked about. It's like very like you do something, you do Something pretty drastic.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Drastic and permanent. And you're just like, full of regret. You're full of panic, like, what the hell did I do? What the hell did I do? And that was like, my mom was going through and I had to like, constantly remind her, like, it's okay that you're feeling like this. You're literally on week one emotional timeline. Look at this.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Everybody's. You are on the same one, so don't worry. And I have to, like, I'm constantly showing her different videos of women getting this done and, and loving it right after. And it's just like, you just have to constantly, like, show her. You women, you're not alone.

[Heath]

So many people have done this. You're not the only person in the world that has undergone this.

[Zane]

So day six was her appointment today, which was. Today was like a follow up. Yeah. But this was to take off her sutures.

[Heath]

Okay. Yeah.

[Zane]

This was to take off her thing and her. And her splint so we could see what her nose is going to look like. But this still very swollen. Right?

[Heath]

Of course.

[Zane]

But you're gonna see what it looks like. So it was a big day. We were all very nervous. Obviously, like, in my. In the back of my head, I knew that it was going to be good because again, he is really good, the doctor. So we knew that he was going to not give her a button nose. That was like that main thing was my mom did not want a button nose because, you know, button nose are very common. A lot of girls want button noses when they go get surgery. But the thing is that sometimes button noses do not match your face.

[Heath]

Yeah, right.

[Zane]

Because sometimes girls will have, like, sharp features. And.

[Caller 1]

And you.

[Zane]

If you get a button nose, it just does not look like it belongs on your face. I feel like a lot of air. He's Persian, so I think he. His specialty is making sure what you're getting done still matches your face.

[Heath]

It's important.

[Zane]

And he. And he gets a. He'll get a lot of, like, Arab women. And Arab women, they'll like, want certain noses. And you just really want to tell them, hey, you got to stick with your features.

[Heath]

Compliment. Yeah. What you got going on?

[Zane]

And my mom was pretty good with that with her own decision. She was just like, I want to call them my features.

[Matt]

You want it to look natural.

[Zane]

I don't, I don't want to slope. I don't want no button. Button nose. I was like, mom, those are great, like, great things to tell him. I feel like he's really gonna like, yeah. So she's about to remove it and we're all just like, just our hearts are being just like, oh, please, please. And they pull it off and it looks so good.

[Heath]

Yes, it looks so good.

[Zane]

It is. It looks like she was supposed to have that nose.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Zane]

Like, it looked like she was supposed to. Like, she was, she was born with that nose. And then something happened in her life and then it just fucking a hump, just like, grow, Grew out of her nose.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

So it was like, such a relief. My mom is so happy.

[Heath]

Oh, good.

[Zane]

She's still, like, I don't know, like, I think she's still, like a, like, delicate.

[Heath]

It's still delicate.

[Zane]

But the one thing she was worried about was that fucking nose, because who wouldn't be? And she is thrilled and she's so happy with it. But it's still swollen, which is a very good sign because a lot of people are not happy with it, but they're just like, no, like, it's because it's swollen.

[Heath]

But that's. She can already see the end of the road and what it's going to look like. And that's really great. Wait, we're going to see it, like, right now, like, how it looks or you want to wait till it's fully done?

[Zane]

I, I, Because I have to. I'm doing a whole video for him, so I, I don't want to show it now. I, I would love the reveal for him, the doctor to be in it too, but I will show it. I'm just not sure when I'm going to post. I'm gonna try to post it in, like, the next week or something. I'm gonna do my best again. I'm like, trying to make it, like, yeah, good and fun.

[Heath]

Get your production in. I understand.

[Zane]

Yeah. And so, yeah, but she's doing good and recovery is still a long way. It's, it's going to be another, like, you know, five weeks, you know, of just like, swelling going down and all that. And my mom will be with me for another, like, month, month and a week.

[Matt]

So she's back at your house now?

[Zane]

She's at my house right now, yeah. Yeah. She's just like, she's, we posted her up right next to me in bed because she has to take her medication throughout the night. Like, she has to take it at 1:34, 37, 30. So, like, constantly, like, wake up. Give it to her, give it to her, give it to her. Just make sure she's up to speed on her meds and she Takes a lot, too. It's like, a bunch of different meds that, like, help her anxiety, help her pain, help the swelling, help the bruising, help with, like. Because when you do undergo surgery like that, your body goes through so much. Like, my mom needed to take, like, stool softener because, again, like, your body

[Heath]

is just, like, you get constipated when you're on all this pain pills.

[Zane]

Yeah. You, like, really regenerate your body again, and you need to, like, you need all this antibiotics.

[Matt]

How's she feeling with the pain now? Like, is it kind of mellowed out?

[Zane]

It's definitely down after taking off. The Brit, she can. She can at least breathe now. She couldn't breathe, dude. Imagine, like, having that thing, and you are so limited in breathing because they do have, like, tiny, tiny holes now through where it allows you to, like, just breathe. It's like, I looked up online. It says, like, breathing through a straw, which sucks.

[Matt]

Is the. The reveal. Is that where they pull out? I don't know if you guys have seen it, but it's, like, a really wide piece of plastic. Have you ever seen them?

[Heath]

Yeah, people get, like, deviated septum surgery.

[Matt]

Is that what that is?

[Zane]

It didn't look that. Why. But it was definitely plastic. Like, it was. Yeah. It went round in her nostril, and they pulled it out. It didn't it sound as satisfying as I was hoping it to be? I thought it was just gonna be this. Like, I thought it was gonna be this, but it was so silent. It slipped right out. I was like, oh, damn. I was really excited for this. I was genuinely excited.

[Matt]

I did a sound in just yesterday.

[Zane]

I was so excited. I was like. Because I love, like. Like, videos like that.

[Heath]

Like, just a little asmr anything. A little medical.

[Zane]

I really wanted a little ASMR going on with that, and. But I didn't get it. But it's okay. As long as she loved her nose. And she did. And I loved it, too. It was a great nose.

[Heath]

Oh, I'm so relieved that she's, like, happy with even what she's seen so far in the recovery. That's really great.

[Zane]

I'll show you guys, though, after it's. They did such a good job. Like, it looks.

[Matt]

I'm excited to see it.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Heath]

Well, she's. What, bedside next to you? But you're going to Coachella soon. What are you gonna.

[Zane]

So she's good now?

[Heath]

Oh, she's coming, like, FaceTime in his mom. Because we.

[Zane]

I mean, we planned this all. It was either she gets to April 1st or like down in like May, June, and we're. And it was like, mom just letting you know, I am going to be out this weekend. Would you like it this. So it was all like, we. She was.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

But I also did a ton of research, obviously, before I booked out. Like, how many days is the worst and the worst days I was still here. So I just wanted to make sure that I was still here on those days because she. She really needed help.

[Heath]

Like. Yeah.

[Zane]

So you can't do that shit on your. Especially even after, like, she left the aftercare center. I Cleaner suture. Like, you start. There's still at home care that like, somebody needs to do, which I was able to do after she left.

[Heath]

When you posted that great video of having that custom cake done for her at the dinner. Who was at the dinner? Did she have, like, girlfriends coming into town?

[Zane]

No, no, no, no. So that was actually. Her name is Sophia. She's actually the one that is. Runs like the appointments and she's kind of like under Dr. Gabami.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

So sweet. She was like, with my mom the whole time. She calls her every day, but they really like each other. So I told her we're having dinner and she came. And my mom loves her and love that they're just friends now.

[Heath]

Yeah. Now does your mom's like, girlfriends, like, all know that she's getting this? Is she, like, hitting up the fireman going, guys, get ready for my new face.

[Zane]

She's only told, like, some family.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

And obviously some friends. And all of you guys.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Nobody in her life is watching this, so I'm. I'm good. And my mom is obviously okay with me talking about this, but. Yeah, there are certain people that she didn't say yet. And I think it's because you don't want to worry anybody yet.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You don't. Because a lot of them are already like, oh, send me pictures. And I'm telling my mom, like, don't send them anything because, like, I. I know people. People are mean. They're gonna take that picture, they're gonna show it to the. They're like, oh, God, look. What Sherry.

[Heath]

Yeah. It's like it ruins the magic trick once you see how it's done too. It. I don't know.

[Zane]

Like, they don't understand that it's a process. They just think, oh, this is what it is. Yeah.

[Heath]

And it's just like, it does the. Wow.

[Zane]

Yeah. And even like, my mom, she looked at herself yesterday. I told her not to.

[Matt]

I was like, like, oh, she looked in the mirror.

[Zane]

She did look in the mirror. She, she. After six days, she couldn't help it anymore. She looked in the mirror and. And this was the night before they took off the thing.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

So I was like, okay. Like. Because I wanted swelling to go down before she saw it, but she actually loved it. So did you.

[Matt]

Did you watch her look at herself for the first time?

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. She cried.

[Matt]

Oh. I was going to say it was like. It was like a. Full of, like, happy tears, just like.

[Zane]

But it was also like one of the first things she actually. She saw too, because she's been like, she hasn't seen her face. So it was literally like that fudgeing show, the swan, where they, like, they. They take the patients, they do the surgery kind of when mom did, but they don't show them until they're fully. Fully healed. So imagine not seeing your face for, like, weeks.

[Heath]

Yeah. Does she have to redo her face? Id, like, after all, it doesn't work. No. Yeah, I bet. But then I bet after it has to be like, register my new.

[Zane]

Yeah. And it's because. I think it's because her nose.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Because her. The nose now that it's, like, up a little bit. Face recognition is pretty good. Like, if it sees that, like, oh, you. You have a different shape somewhere. We cannot, like, you need to redo your.

[Matt]

Of course, sometimes mine doesn't work and I just gained a little bit of weight. I know it's getting bad with myself when I'm like, my face Id takes like three tries.

[Zane]

I'm like, yeah. So she's not going to show any of your family? I think just wait. Wait until it's, like, healed. You see the. You see the progress. And I was like. Because in three, I think it was like four weeks, five weeks, you feel comfortable to go out. I was like, okay, when you feel comfortable going out, that's when you could show. I feel like your family and friends. Because she's still going to be here.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

So I was like, you might as well just keep it a secret.

[Heath]

How does she, like, take a shower, like, maintain hygiene?

[Zane]

She has to. Well, she couldn't really shower the first, like, three days.

[Heath]

Could I use body wipes and.

[Zane]

Yeah, you can't. Because, like, when you have stitches and shit, ever, you can't like, even hair.

[Heath]

Too much of a risk. Can't. Yeah, you can't even. Even in a room full of steam in the shower. Like, that is just.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's really bad. It's. And so the nurses at the aftercare center, they, like, wash your hair very, very, like, lightly. And then today she got, like, a much better, better wash, like, heavy, like, heavy wash. And after they took those sutures out, she was fine.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Like, you have to, like, wait to really get those sutures out where it's safer to not, like, drench your, like, head in water. But it's like, you can now, like, get in there a little bit before we continue.

[Matt]

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[Zane]

Yeah, but I mean, lucky for us we got to wear a hat after, like, the fifth day. So that was really Nice. But for her, I feel like knowing my mom, I think she'll feel good in about two to three months where she'll, like, get dressed, go out, go out to dinner. Like, that's. I feel like that amount of time will probably be.

[Heath]

That's good. Tell my good timeline.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a process.

[Heath]

Exciting.

[Zane]

She's doing good. Results are great. Thank God.

[Heath]

Shower question for you guys.

[Zane]

How many showers do you take a month?

[Heath]

No. Someone, like, posted this tik tok. That was just like, y' all tell me you guys don't wash your feet in the shower. And. And I was like, wait, do you wash your feet?

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Every. Like you.

[Matt]

You have between the toes on the bottom.

[Zane]

Because I. I walk. I mean, I do a lot of.

[Heath]

Jared, do you.

[Zane]

What?

[Heath]

No. Jared. They're the same.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Wait, you're telling me you're going on one foot like.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Every time you're in the shower? Bottom, every.

[Zane]

With your finger? Yeah. You got to scrub it. You scrub between your toes.

[Matt]

Matt and Jared. That's great. Crazy.

[Zane]

How is that crazy? Disgusting.

[Heath]

Guys, forgive me.

[Zane]

I.

[Heath]

But, I mean, that's how y' all feel. Please. I did not realize that it was like that. There's a big divide of people who do do it and people who don't. And the people who do how disgusted they are by the people who don't. But I've always thought, like, plenty. Like, when I'm washing my hands, there's. There's nothing but soap and everything going down there.

[Zane]

Yeah, but you're not scrubbing. Yeah. You have to scrub it, though, because you wouldn't just have.

[Heath]

I know. Now I'm really aggressively clean, but I've never felt like I've had dirty feet. And my feet do not stink. If my feet stunk, it's because I have not showered since 6am yesterday. I've been wearing the same socks for, like, that.

[Zane]

Which I was just.

[Matt]

I don't smell something. Something that I have in my shower. You might like it. It's this mat that has suction cups on the bottom of it with these bristles.

[Zane]

That's.

[Matt]

It's on the floor in my shower. So I'll scrub my feet, but then I also get the bottom really good, and I'll just scrub the bottom and the sides a lot.

[Heath]

Well, I'm too scared to even tell my wife.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Caller 2]

So I unintentionally scrub my feet the same way as he does because I had it just for, like, a texture purpose.

[Matt]

Like, I. Oh, you just like the sensory I like the sensory of it.

[Caller 2]

And my shower is really slippery, but I have that. And it, you know.

[Matt]

And it has the bristles.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, it has the bristles and.

[Heath]

Okay, so at least yours are probably, I guess, clean. But, like, I've never felt like I've had dirty feet. I mean, everything is fine, but it's just. I was like, oh, people aren't really, like. Or people are out there. Like, really.

[Zane]

It's. Well. Well, there's a couple. For me, it's a couple things. First, I'm Arab, so, I mean, there's a. There's a thing about, like, Arab feet is just like, it just.

[Heath]

You have a little bit more oil in your skin.

[Matt]

You just.

[Zane]

It just like, I. You have hair there. It just. Like, when I look at. I'm like, oh, I need to make sure I clean it. Like, it's just like, you know, it's just one of those feet. It doesn't look like heat speed. Heat speed's pretty. I don't have pretty.

[Caller 2]

Not.

[Matt]

Not a hair on my. I know what. You're saved.

[Zane]

So. Yeah, I don't. I have ugly feet. So I. It just. It's more of a reason for me to want to, like, clean it. And also, I. I mean, I do like to walk around barefoot, like, in my house. So, like, in my head, if I'm walking around barefoot in my head, I'm gonna.

[Heath]

That's a good point.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because if you think about, like, dust, there's, like, dust in your.

[Heath]

I know when my feet are dirty, like, if I've been barefoot, walking around, like, a hardwood floor house, and I just have kicked up crumbs and stuff, like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can.

[Zane]

It's just more because y' all don't

[Heath]

hate me or, like, think I'm, like, weird that, like, I don't do it.

[Zane]

Like, is that if there's a whole argument online and half people don't have.

[Heath]

People do.

[Zane]

And then it's like, okay, then it's a popular thing.

[Heath]

But I had never been, like, this girl's being funny. And then everyone in the comments is like, no. Like, y' all are disgusting. And I was like, oh, I could

[Matt]

tell you something I got completely ripped for. We had a house full a couple weeks ago. I don't know if you remember. Like, two of Mariah's cousins came over. Their significant others. We had just, like, a big house full of. And toilet talk got brought up. And I was the odd man out, apparently, on this. And I was getting ripped apart, and I'm like, there is no way I'm the. I thought it was crazy that nobody else did this, but. Okay. When you wipe.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Do you fold in half and reuse the toilet paper, or do you do one wipe into the toilet?

[Zane]

I reuse it.

[Caller 2]

Same.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Okay. Yeah.

[Zane]

No, it's pretty gross, but yeah, like, you have to fold it in completely. Like.

[Heath]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Matt]

I'm not wiping and then hitting the same thing again.

[Heath]

It depends on the situation.

[Matt]

First wipe.

[Heath]

First wipe meaning how. How's it going down there?

[Zane]

If it's, like, wet, it's.

[Heath]

It's like, that's gone. There's no way that's coming back. But if it's just like, a good saw wipe and I have plenty more surface area. Yeah. Make a little tortilla and give it another go.

[Zane]

If it's going through the tissue, the toilet paper, we are throwing it away.

[Heath]

If yes, there's like, it depends on the situation.

[Zane]

Mental friendly. I'm. I'm reusing.

[Heath]

Yeah. I'm not going through tons of toilet paper. I'm pretty good also.

[Matt]

I was the only one that folds. Everybody else does the ball, and I'm like, crazy. I'm like, that's why. That's why you think it's weird that I fold.

[Zane]

What do you mean? Does the ball, like, scrunch?

[Heath]

I did that as a child. Like, I feel like I did that as a kid was like, oh, so

[Zane]

they waste so much toilet paper.

[Matt]

That's what I said.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

I'll do the ball. If you. If I am in a place like a public bathroom and it's like this super thin airplane tissue.

[Zane]

Airplane toilet paper.

[Heath]

Well, I can never. On an airplane.

[Matt]

No, no, no.

[Zane]

I'm saying it's airplane toilet.

[Heath]

They have those so thin. That's where you have to go. Ball. Yeah. Okay. Thank you for the data. Jared has brought this up for the people listening. 73.4 of people fold their toilet paper. We love 2% scrunch their toilet paper. Ew. Oh, and 11.

[Matt]

Makes no sense. Why would you have half of it on the other side of your hand?

[Heath]

That's someone who's going in the room going like, you know, just like, wait, which one? You could still wash your hands after and you'd be like, talking that road. Of course.

[Zane]

Get that whiff, like, fucking. Ew. Wait, which one are you talking about? That they do 11% or 15%?

[Matt]

The 15. The wadding. Wadding up scrunch.

[Zane]

Just. Fuck it. Just wasteful.

[Heath]

It really is, aren't they?

[Zane]

They're not about, like, you know, being environmentally friendly with the toilet paper.

[Matt]

It all started, though, because we were having an argument about the mullet versus the beard for the way the toilet paper roll sits.

[Heath]

Come again? Like, oh, should toilet paper be draped forward when it's on the roll, or is it to the back?

[Matt]

So I had the argument. I go with it mullet style. So it's back.

[Zane]

Oh.

[Matt]

Because when I. When I go to fold it, I. It's sitting here. And then I fold it up into itself so I get the. The plushy, soft side on the outside.

[Zane]

Wait, Heath, I thought you don't roll it. I thought you did the fold.

[Matt]

No, when I. I roll it into itself. Like, I fold it up into itself.

[Heath]

Yes. So it's kind of coming. It's already coming at you.

[Zane]

Oh, I do this. Heath.

[Heath]

I think the backside. I think everything in our house, though, it's to the front, but the backside, though, I think that's kind of gross that the toilet paper is touching the wall, but it gives it just a little bit of friction, so it's not gonna, like, keep going down the front.

[Zane]

I know we're talking about toilet paper right now, so this is kind of. This is kind of throwing a wrench. But I use. I do not use toilet paper in my bath. I usually use wipes, of course. I love wipes. I'm like a little kid. Wipes are so good. It wipes it clean. You're not sitting there.

[Heath]

But don't you have to dry it post wipe, though? Don't you have to get some toilet paper? Like, it's a wet wipe.

[Zane]

Oh, yes. Yes. Sure. Yeah. I'll do like.

[Heath]

I like it. It's a weapon. Is clean. This is like. It's like. It's like.

[Zane]

It's like. It's a. For babies. It's good. It's like, you don't need toilet paper to wipe a baby's butt after the white.

[Heath]

True.

[Zane]

It cleans it.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

It's better because it's better than something dry.

[Heath]

I mean, I use wipes when it's bad, but I can't because I'm worried our piping. Like, I just don't want there to be a disaster with the piping because

[Zane]

I use the word piping in the scene.

[Heath]

Okay. Sorry. Oh, Bo. Heath. Great debate. This is a very interesting debate.

[Matt]

I don't know. I was just. I was. I was being called diabolical, and I didn't.

[Zane]

I don't think it's diabolical. I think you are being. You're saving. You're saving toilet paper and you're. It's not gross. It's not gross at all.

[Matt]

Single handedly.

[Heath]

Yeah. Look at toilet paper commercials. They're never like showing how absorbent it is. Like scrunched up like a ball.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Heath.

[Caller 2]

Also, most people do it the, the mullet side when they have cats so that the cat doesn't unroll it. That's what I, that's what I thought you were going to say.

[Matt]

I understand the esthetics and it does look better beard style. But who told you?

[Zane]

Why did you call it beard style and mullet style? Is that like a common thing or. You came up with that yourself?

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Heath]

Talking Nashville's game.

[Zane]

We're. We're losing him. We are.

[Matt]

Oh, speaking of mullet, I cut it off.

[Zane]

I saw the fucking Mariah posted somewhere. I don't know where, but I saw your hair was gone. Congrats.

[Matt]

Thank you.

[Zane]

Do you feel lighter?

[Matt]

I just got sick of waking up in the morning with my hair looking like just an absolute disaster.

[Zane]

I. The thing is, I really like when you don't have a mullet, but I didn't want to tell you that because I didn't know if you liked it or not.

[Matt]

So it's just, it got so hard to like spend time to go get a haircut. Like having like a newborn. It was just.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

To just go make an appointment to be gone for an hour. I was like, it's okay. It'll. I'm, I'll deal with it. It's fine.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And I was, I just got to the point. I was like, I gotta, I just, I just gotta go.

[Zane]

And he. It magically makes you thinner. For some reason. When you get a haircut and anybody get a haircut, you just, you look in the mirror like, whoa, I just lost like £4.

[Heath]

You know, I've just been waiting to find like a barber that I've really

[Zane]

hit it off with. O. You want to try my barber? He's really good.

[Heath]

I think my barbers are like. So you've been watching any, like soccer? And I'm like, nah. And he's just like, you don't talk.

[Zane]

You don't talk.

[Heath]

Nothing to talk about.

[Zane]

You don't talk to your barber.

[Heath]

Well, yeah, but we have nothing in common.

[Zane]

But try to like.

[Heath]

And I keep. I, I'm, I'm trying to, but it's just like nothing's hitting. He's.

[Zane]

But is he good?

[Heath]

Yeah, he, he does a good job. It's just like I'm not looking forward to it. I had this one guy that was awesome. His name, I think was Greg. He didn't have a bit of hair on his head, but he could cut hair. Like, unbelievable.

[Zane]

He was always like that.

[Heath]

He was gay and he's like, oh, my gosh. You gotta see who's Afraid of Baby Jane. Oh, it's so good. These old Hollywood stars, he's like, he gives me movies. It was great. Disappeared out of thin air one night, never found him. And I've just been trying to find a good Barbie. I think he moved back home or something. His mom got sick. I think maybe that's what I found out. But I've just been trying. Just a good barber relationship is valuable and I've just have yet to find my person.

[Zane]

Would you. Would you go here to get a haircut?

[Heath]

No. Absolutely. I'm not driving across the hill to get my hair. I live in West Hollywood, buddy.

[Zane]

You come record the podcast once a week. You wouldn't do it the day you record.

[Heath]

It depends on when, what time. We're recording rush hour traffic saying to get home across the hill. You don't understand. All right, so I don't know.

[Zane]

I love booking things around if I'm somewhere far for like once a week in my head, I was like, okay, I'm gonna try to find things around there to do so I can like, make it a habit to book things that I don't have in my area.

[Heath]

I like that with just like fun little restaurants or like fun little bites. Like things I've seen on TikTok I saved. And then I'm like, oh, I'm in Culver City.

[Zane]

I don't want to leave my neighborhood when I. When I eat, I want to stay in my neighborhood. I love eating within my. I like working out, eating and yeah, working out.

[Heath]

Historic dive, though. If it's something where it's like, these place have been making hamburgers since 1934, like out in Van Nuys. Like, I'd like to go check out something like that. Sure.

[Zane]

If I'm ever there.

[Matt]

But I just texted you one, Matt. I used to drive all the way from my house down to where you are for this barber.

[Caller 2]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

So.

[Heath]

Oh, what's the name? What's the name of the shop?

[Matt]

Wolfs.

[Heath]

Oh, okay. Now I don't know.

[Matt]

Wolf's Men's Grooming Heath.

[Zane]

Remember how far we used to drive for Manly and Sons?

[Heath]

Okay. Used to drive down to Venice beach to get your haircut.

[Zane]

We would drive far because it Was hard to find a good barber.

[Matt]

And we would walk out like this.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Because they make. Because the guys in there, because, oh,

[Matt]

man, every time, every time I get up from a haircut, they'll be like, you like. I'm like, yeah, yeah, it looks good. I'll grab my hat off the table, put my hat. I'm like, it looks like I feel so bad, but I'm not. I'm not gonna walk out like carrying a hat.

[Heath]

There's like the worst. Oh, yeah, you get. You get in your car and you look in that rear view mint mirror, you're like. And you gotta FaceTime your wife after. Like, how's it look? Like, not good.

[Zane]

He's. Remember, we would try to do like that manly and sons. They would have like the slick look like the really like, badass. The gentleman's like, gentlemen.

[Heath]

And the barbers would have like wax. Like, just step right up here.

[Zane]

We're gonna. And I thought, I thought I was like, oh, they look so good.

[Heath]

I tried doing it because they're doing that like pomp. What's it called?

[Matt]

Because you need to have a Commodore.

[Zane]

You need to have a good head shape in order to rock that look.

[Matt]

And I don't Zayn whole thing is that. So they had the outfits for it. Like, they had the suspenders with the denim, long sleeves with like. They just. You have to look the part to pull that off. Otherwise it's just like, right.

[Zane]

I. I thought I could look like that.

[Heath]

It's the worst of you, like, looking at other barber like that you're interested in and you go show me the pics. And then you see cuts like that.

[Zane]

You're like, I'm not.

[Heath]

Not for me.

[Zane]

Fair. Just having a good head of hair. It must be so fun to try out different barbers because you're like, let's like, trying to figure out who can cut my hair bad is just. You can't have a bad hair day. You're trying to search for, oh, who can give me a bad haircut?

[Matt]

Because it's so hard every time now I'm just like, surprise me.

[Zane]

I just as long as always a

[Heath]

moment though, in the haircut. I want to go, just stop. It's perfect. But I never do. I'm just like, yeah, whatever you think, man, just keep.

[Zane]

That's a good. I mean, that's a good way to go about it. If you're like, okay, if you're feeling like you want to stop, just say.

[Heath]

I just never do. I'm just.

[Matt]

Are you the type of person that once they're done, would you say something

[Heath]

like, to like, oh, look at the back of your head. It's game over.

[Matt]

Like, that's it. You're walking out.

[Heath]

I go, fantastic. Killed it. Thank you, buddy. 20. Absolutely. See you later. And I'm like, never, never, never hate it.

[Matt]

Never see again.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, that's what happened. My last hair. I love my barber, but I came in stress. I was just like. Like, cut it all. Do it. I want to. Give me. Give me the Britney. I want it. I want to go. And he cuts. He kept going, kept going. I'm just like, okay, stop. And I remember it dried out and it looked like. And so I haven't seen him in like a month and a half. And I came back, I was like, hey, what we did last time, we're never gonna do that again. But I love you, so listen. And I'm like, you know, I'm balding more. So, like, you can't go too short or you'll see everything. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

It's true.

[Zane]

It's hard out here. It's hard out here for the guys. I know there's. We have like, 10 guys.

[Heath]

I need to go to a salon. It's crazy. Some people pay like, a thousand dollars for a haircut. I guess women can't. Yeah, if you're going with, like, a cut color or you're going like Chris McMillan, who, like, is famous for, like, Jennifer Aniston's hair, but, like, it's a haircut.

[Zane]

But for girls, though, I thought they're doing so.

[Heath]

No. I bet there's like a thousand haircuts for men down in Beverly Hills on Rodeo Drive. No way. Yes. 600 to 1200. Give me that haircut. I want to know how. Like, I want to feel amazing.

[Zane]

I'm telling you right now. I pay 1200 for this guy to cut my hair. It's gonna look exactly like any other.

[Heath]

I'm feel like I'm in a Pantene commercial.

[Zane]

Just like, what is he fucking installing plugs? Like, what is that price? That's ridiculous.

[Matt]

I just want to go to somebody that, like, is so legit that I could just be like, put a haircut on me that you think fits my face, my look, like my thinness, how fine my hair is. Do what you think is going to be best. Don't ask me what I want because I'm going to tell you. Fucking Brad Pitt from Fight Club. And it's going to look ridiculous on me.

[Zane]

Constantly giving pictures of actors that has hair is not even close to ours.

[Heath]

And they always ask that question, how do you like the back? Do you like it square, faded, like rounded? I'm like, I don't. Whatever you think is best. What does that look like right now?

[Zane]

I hate that question. I don't know.

[Heath]

Maybe I should know. But like, I. I never know what to say to them.

[Zane]

Yeah, but then you know what? Every time I go faded, I look like a thumb. So I don't do faded anymore. So I keep it. I keep a square or like a little rounded on the edges, but I keep it square. It's like grounded but square.

[Matt]

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[Heath]

Are you planning on bleaching your hair for Coachella?

[Zane]

No, I did the. I remember.

[Heath]

Oh yes. Okay. I've just been. You always do something a little trash.

[Matt]

Bleach blonde hair with a black dirty. Damn.

[Heath]

Where's Zane? In the crowd. Where? Up there he is. Just as like a tarantula that head.

[Zane]

Yeah, I know. I like. Another reason why I did it was to give me like now I cannot bleach my hair like I Have no choice.

[Heath]

Good.

[Zane]

So it's like. It's. It's a. It's nice that I did that, but it's like. It's like, wearing off, so it doesn't stay as long as.

[Matt]

Are you guys both doing Coachella this year?

[Heath]

I'm not.

[Zane]

I am.

[Heath]

I'm going to a wedding, but.

[Zane]

But I'm. I'm. I'm skipping a day. I'm coming back Sunday for church. I'm making. Yeah, yeah, right. I'm just. Two days. I can't do three.

[Heath]

Good on you.

[Zane]

It. I can't.

[Heath]

Okay. Are you doing, like, guest compound all that again?

[Zane]

No, didn't get the invite. The jig is off. You. The dick is off, bro. They were like, I'm sorry. We need.

[Heath]

You're not invited.

[Zane]

Yeah, I know. I mean, we do consecutive for like four or five years. I mean, it was gonna. It was bound to happen, but they need new talent. The bus is gonna be going by.

[Heath]

You'll see the driver going, yeah, no,

[Zane]

honestly, like, now who you're going with?

[Heath]

Now who are you going with? I'm trying to think of a brand. Like Pay less Shoes.

[Zane]

When you've been taking care of good like that, you have no other options. Once you get the boot, you'll be

[Heath]

out there like an Old Navy jeans. Actually, Old Navy jeans are probably good. I don't know. Trying to think of, like, a bad gene.

[Zane]

No, but I. I do want to give like. Like, shout out to guests for hooking it up for five consecutive years. No, you've been amazing. And of course, yeah, you're gonna find other talent. I would too.

[Heath]

Look at the boot.

[Zane]

And I'm also. I'm 33. It's time you. Dude, there's so many younger talent now that are so good. Like, you have to replace.

[Heath]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Zane]

Absolutely. I'm talking, like, I'm this, like, just legend, you know, You. You gotta find other people.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You need, like, the younger people.

[Heath]

Y.

[Zane]

Give them a chance too.

[Matt]

But to be fair, the last, like, two, three years were like, this got to be the last one we get invited to.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Cuz it was like. They're really. They're really stretching us thin. Like, I felt. I felt bad.

[Heath]

I felt 20 years down the road, they're gonna have, like, guest Veterans Day and y', all, like, come out like. It's like the OG Guest people. Just. We want to honor the original influencers part of the guest compound.

[Matt]

We speak at the dinner.

[Zane]

Yes, dude. Oh, that'd be great. And it's like we're in, like, vintage guests. It's like, we're.

[Matt]

Okay, guess. Originals.

[Zane]

So good. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a completely different experience this year, so I'll let you know.

[Matt]

Are you going to TK's?

[Zane]

No, no, we're. We're staying at.

[Heath]

That's. I got the invite for that, but couldn't do it.

[Zane]

You can do. Because you're not going to wedding.

[Heath]

That's what I'm, like, crushed about.

[Zane]

Danielle's going to a wedding, too.

[Heath]

Not the same.

[Zane]

Why. No, I know, but I wonder why they're. I wonder why they're.

[Heath]

This is just one of Patricia's, like, good best friends. It's like one of those weddings you can't miss. Oh, I thought.

[Zane]

I thought it was in la. I was like, I'm surprised. It's a.

[Heath]

Mobile. Mobile. Mobile.

[Zane]

Oh, Mobile, Alabama. You were out in the. Out in the. In the wild.

[Heath]

I mean, we're down by, like, the coast.

[Zane]

Mobile.

[Heath]

Mobile.

[Zane]

Oh, I thought that was Mobiles.

[Heath]

Mobile's down at the Little Tip.

[Zane]

Oh, no, that's not what I thought. Okay, never mind.

[Heath]

Do you have all your outfits planned out?

[Zane]

No, no, I do.

[Matt]

I'm just.

[Zane]

I don't care.

[Heath]

Who is on this necklace you're wearing?

[Zane]

Scotty Siren.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Zane]

As a baby.

[Heath]

Why do you own that?

[Zane]

Because he. I needed. I needed a necklace with an outfit, and he gave it to me, and I never returned it.

[Heath]

Yeah. Give that to his mother.

[Matt]

Yeah,

[Zane]

he wants me to have it.

[Heath]

Okay, cool.

[Zane]

Why are you judging?

[Heath]

I've missed Scott.

[Matt]

He's still recovering from his knee.

[Heath]

I know.

[Zane]

I know. I'm keeping him in my. My prayers.

[Heath]

Good. Good.

[Zane]

I love him.

[Heath]

I miss Scotty, and I haven't seen

[Zane]

him in so long, so it is appropriate that I wear this.

[Heath]

Okay, good.

[Zane]

It reminds me of.

[Heath]

I was just like, who are you wearing?

[Zane]

Did he say. Did you say happy birthday to him?

[Heath]

Yeah, I didn't, because I was traveling back from Korea that day, so it was very, like, not an excuse.

[Zane]

Not that.

[Heath]

Scotty, if you're watching this, happy birthday. Love you. Miss ya. I need to come down to Huntington. I want to see your place.

[Zane]

Oh, you haven't seen it? Been there multiple times.

[Heath]

When are you going? Where's my invite? Going down to SoCal.

[Zane]

I invite myself. That's what you got to do when people don't come to you anymore. Scott does not come here anymore, so we have to go to. You got to go see him.

[Matt]

See, it's like, Zane. Zane's like, I'm coming to Nashville. I'm like, okay, perfect.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That's like, Jared, Jared, text me, like, a couple weeks ago. It's like, I'm coming. I'm like, okay, yeah.

[Zane]

What's nice about Nashville, you guys, is just, you can come, come whenever. Or I can. We can come whenever. It's really nice.

[Matt]

It's easy.

[Zane]

I don't have to, like, try to plan it out.

[Heath]

Speaking of down in Southern California, down in Long beach, did you hear what happened at the Easter egg hunt Hunt?

[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

Y' all haven't found out. You hear about this. There was an Easter egg hunt at a park on Easter Sunday.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

Kids are out there hunting for eggs. Guess what they find on a little path out in the park.

[Zane]

Shut up.

[Heath]

A human skull.

[Zane]

Shut up, y'.

[Heath]

All.

[Zane]

Wait, a real one?

[Heath]

Yes. Because I was following this news like crazy. That's the skull. Oh, wait. We lost teeth. We lost teeth.

[Matt]

It's back.

[Heath]

If you can hear us, he Heath,

[Zane]

we heard you fart. I didn't fart, dude. It was really loud. Just watch the video, you'll see.

[Matt]

You're such a liar.

[Zane]

No, dude, I'm right.

[Caller 2]

Yeah, it was pretty gross.

[Zane]

It was really loud.

[Matt]

It's so stupid. I'm guessing you farted.

[Zane]

No, no, no. It was crazy. No, no, no.

[Heath]

Okay, so, yeah, Long Beach Easter egg hunt. They fought a human skull and.

[Zane]

Wait, did they find out, like, when this was put there?

[Heath]

It's all ongoing right now. By the time this episode comes out, maybe they have followed up and they're gonna just keep thinking, like, all right. Woo. We're getting eggs. What you get? Okay, I got a skull. Oh, put that down. Oh, my gosh.

[Zane]

Like, that's. Wait, that's. That's crazy. Well, I hope the kids didn't, like, realize.

[Matt]

How did nobody see that? Like, how off the beaten path was this? Did nobody see that while hiding eggs?

[Heath]

From the pictures, I could tell. And I don't know if, like, the journalists were, like, put some eggs near the skull, because in some of the pictures, you can see eggs around the skull. And I don't know the way it's like, I think it's been partially excavated from the images they've shared, but it's just way more fun.

[Zane]

And they put eggs by the school. That's horrendous.

[Matt]

That's bad.

[Zane]

That's horrendous if they did that.

[Heath]

But, I mean, I think that's how it was found, but I just don't know.

[Zane]

Like, I could see the kids Going. It's like, oh, what's this? And they're like tapping it. And then an adult comes and then they're like, oh, I. I don't think the kids realize what they saw because

[Heath]

I was following this, like, right in the beginning, and I'm like, this has to be like a fake skull. Like, I don't. Some goth chick was out there doing like a little photo shoot and then was just like, let's just bury this to, like, just be creepy. And then it was confirmed that it was an actual real human skull. Say that the skull is a little small.

[Zane]

Oh, no.

[Heath]

Which is also alarming. But what's also really weird and suspicious is that. Well, it has not been fully confirmed of the age, gender, and manner of the death of this deceased person. Are they.

[Zane]

Are they able to just buy a skull?

[Matt]

They could do teeth. Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, the teeth.

[Heath]

The teeth. They can probably identify it. But what's strange one, how long has this human remain been there? And what a weird place to like, bury a body. Like, right in a park off the path. Yeah.

[Zane]

It doesn't even look like. Like it was hidden. Right.

[Matt]

That's crazy.

[Zane]

Was it. It was already kind of dug up.

[Heath]

I don't know if, like, how much of the images that they show are from, like, a proper excavation or. The kids, like, were digging and then got to that point and we're like, oh, shit. I don't know. There's.

[Zane]

And the fact that it's like, it looks like it came from a lab. Do you know what I mean? Like, it doesn't look like it's.

[Heath]

And it's a strange placement for a school too, because, like.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Is the whole body then just like, standing up? Is there a full skeleton underneath?

[Zane]

I'm sure they. They checked.

[Heath]

I don't know. I feel like a skeleton, like a. More like buried.

[Zane]

Yeah. But they. The things that I think we would have found out by now if the rest of the body was buried with it, because I'm sure they dug all around.

[Matt]

They would say the full thing was found.

[Heath]

He is risen.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Matthew.

[Heath]

Sorry.

[Zane]

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. We. Well, I hope whoever this was, they. They figure out who.

[Heath]

They better solve it. This craze just a. It's not like someone was on a hike finding the skull. It's Easter and Easter egg and it's

[Zane]

like they're always going to remember that.

[Heath]

That.

[Zane]

I know we've had some rough Easters, right, Heath?

[Matt]

Have we?

[Heath]

Yeah. Where someone stole some money.

[Matt]

Oh, yes.

[Zane]

Oh, my.

[Matt]

I forgot that was on Easter.

[Zane]

My favorite story.

[Heath]

They found God now, so.

[Zane]

Oh, they did.

[Heath]

That's all I'll say about that. This person has found God and has repented many times. Honestly.

[Zane]

Yeah, I'm.

[Heath]

I'm.

[Zane]

I'm honestly happy for them. I have some update on a story that we. We've discussed on the show. One of the stories that we really enjoyed talking about. Remember the. The priest.

[Heath]

Priest, yeah.

[Zane]

Sneaking into the house.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Remember, I said, hey, if anybody lives out there, please hit me up. And they did. This person goes to the church. Okay, you ready?

[Heath]

Yeah. Let's hear it.

[Zane]

They obviously want to remain anonymous, so I'm going to respect that.

[Matt]

Look at Zayn getting the inside school.

[Zane]

Next week we gonna get an interview. Interview. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a black screen muffled sound so that we don't know who that is. Okay, you ready? So this person goes. I went to the church for 19 years at. The pastor who broke into the house went to. I immediately called my friend from high school because I've been watching Unfiltered since the first upload and it was trippy as fuck. Seeing you talk about it where I come from for context, the church started a K through 12 school that I attended and I joke that if you are in the cult long enough, they give you a college scholarship. Therefore, I also went to Liberty University that is run by the church. My friend's parents were affiliated with the Spanish ministry that Sergio ran. Sergio is the. The priest?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

That is part of the bigger Thomas Road Baptist Church organization. To clarify, they have not maintained contact with him after the arrest. She shared that and her mom felt at times that his friendship with the victim looked uncomfortable and just got weird vibes. However, they were working together at the church and so they wanted to foster a good friendship with one another. The Spanish church ministry always had a revolving door of people in and out, people that were close. With the pastor suddenly leaving, the congregation was shocked at the news of their arrest. But more attention went to helping Sergio than to the victim's family, a common occurrence in churches. To soften the blow to the congregation instead of make it known what he did. To answer Zayn's question, we believe his intention was a part of a bigger God complex that pastors in the system get. I do believe he had a feelings for her that escalated after she started divorce process because he saw his chance to get with her open up. We will include a podcast that the victim went on where she explains the years of harassment she went through and how at the time of the break ins they were not at all in contact and she did not realize he knew where she left lived during the second break in. You can see him assessing the basement which is where her daughter had her bedroom. It is not known why he entered that room though we can begin to imagine how messed up any reasoning is and they say Please keep us anonymous. We share.

[Heath]

We'll keep you anonymous. Thank you for the insights.

[Zane]

Thank you. But there is a link to like

[Heath]

what a podcast of the woman of.

[Zane]

Yeah, I guess it's her talking about it. I guess she went on a podcast but I don't know if it was. This is old or new, I'm not sure. But yeah.

[Matt]

Okay, that's crazy.

[Zane]

So you were pretty much like I feel like they've been talking about it and somebody mentioned God complex. Just feels like they need to need it to go in fix her. Made sense.

[Heath]

Get her in line with God. Creepy.

[Zane]

They will give us updates as they come. I know they're not anything breaking news but.

[Caller 2]

But still.

[Zane]

So I guess they're investigating it, right? Because they don't really know yet.

[Matt]

I'm so curious to see how that unfolds.

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah. Heath, guess what? Since you love these or you usually bring up these segments, but I brought it this time.

[Matt]

What you got a Florida man?

[Zane]

I got a Florida man segment.

[Heath]

Let's hear it.

[Zane]

Florida Man's. Are you ready, Matt? Yeah, this one's fun. Fort Lauderdale too, baby. They're all from Fort Lauderdale.

[Heath]

I love it.

[Zane]

They're making us proud. Okay, Florida man stopped at airport with 47 uncooked hot dogs paid to his body.

[Heath]

What?

[Zane]

Dude, can you imagine seeing that at Fort Lauderdale Airport? Oh, I fly in there all time. The the time. I wish I could see that. OK, so TSA agents at Ro International Airport detained a 63 year old pompano beach man Tuesday after a full body scanner revealed what agents initially described as an anomalous layered situation across his torso, torso, arms, upper thighs that upon physical inspection turned out to be 47 individual uncooked hot dogs secured to his body with what the rest report listed as an estimated two full rolls of standard duct tape.

[Matt]

Bro, the airport snacks are expensive, man.

[Heath]

The gu. Honestly, this ain't real.

[Zane]

It says it's real.

[Heath]

Wait on this what we're looking at right now, when I see the dude humor report, I don't even see a Damn. It says October 26, 2023. Is this real? This ain't. This is. This is bullshit, man. Y' all coming in here with these fake fucking stories. Hot 73, raw hot dogs taped to his body. So it's like, fun. Have fun.

[Zane]

Enjoy it.

[Heath]

I wanted to YouTube fictional story.

[Zane]

Who cares? Have some fun. Don't you watch?

[Heath]

We look ridiculous.

[Zane]

Don't you watch movies?

[Heath]

I do, but we are a trusted news source here on Unfiltered.

[Zane]

No, we are not.

[Heath]

Okay, it's called Unfiltered. Not untrue. Okay, like, this is we sounding like we some boomers sent around chain mail.

[Matt]

Like, do you know about Palm Beach Pete?

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

What's this? Let's hear it. Palm Beach Pete.

[Matt]

Ok, so this guy went viral. Somebody took a video, and it looked like Epstein was driving in the car next to him. And everybody went crazy. They're like, dude, it looks just like him. And then the guy ended up seeing the video that somebody posted of him thinking that he was Epstein, which I

[Zane]

thought when I first saw it, immediately AI like, oh, this is. Of course, AI. There's no way. Because that looks just like Epstein.

[Matt]

Epstein, same. It looks just like him. So he Posted like, his TikToks are going dumb viral. He just. He's like, I'm Palm Beach Pete. And he's just, like, going on about how he's like, not Epstein.

[Zane]

Yes, I know I look like Epstein, but I'm not him.

[Matt]

But then a lot of people are like, wait a minute, is it him?

[Zane]

And he's just like, no, it's definitely not him. But he looks just like him. But you could tell in his features that it's definitely not him.

[Matt]

And then. And then Epstein was also arrested, had his whole operation in Palm Beach.

[Zane]

I know that. That's what makes it so crazy because he.

[Matt]

Yes, because it's Palm Beach. And it's just so funny. People still going back and forth about like, is it him? And he's just, like, out in, like, the open now, and he's, like, trying to be this Palm beach peak guy.

[Zane]

No, definitely no.

[Matt]

I don't think it's him either. Like, it's just. It's just really crazy how much he looks like.

[Zane]

But he's really taken this thing far. He's like, I'm going to make the most out of it. And you know what? I'm. I respect that. That. I really do. You can't. Like, it's not his fault that he looks like him.

[Matt]

Yeah. You know what I mean?

[Zane]

It's not his fault. And if he's gonna make some money out of this.

[Heath]

Look, I was thinking it's crazy. Those like, impersonators that look identical to certain celebrities, but you make, like, a whole living on being, like, an impersonator. It's just.

[Matt]

Do you think he could show up to, like, birthday parties.

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

Kids part? No, I don't think that's appropriate.

[Heath]

But you know what? I. I think this guy could get gigs from, like, going to, like, like, you know, frat parties and be like, yeah, we posed with, like, Epstein and stuff.

[Zane]

But do you think. Do you think this is if. Do you think it's inappropriate for him to take advantage of him looking like Epstein?

[Heath]

And I don't know what this guy's life is. Very weird thing to do. He could be also down on his luck. Doesn't have, like, any job, doesn't have any money saved for retirement. And if this is getting him views and he can like.

[Zane]

Well, he lives in Palm Beach. Did you see the car he was driving? I think he has a little bit

[Heath]

of person to impersonate, but I think I like. What did you. What was your question? Do I think it's wrong?

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

Just like, what's your thoughts? Like, if you imagine you look like fucking the worst person in the world and somebody catches you, they post you online and you're like, you're kind of lonely. You. You're bored. You're like, you know, like. Like.

[Matt]

Matt, would you do, like, Hitler impersonations?

[Heath]

Hell no. Like, no. Hell no.

[Matt]

See, like, there's, like, levels.

[Heath]

Right? Right. There's levels to it, but there's also this, like, I'm not even justifying this guy, but there's a memeification of, like, Jeffrey Epstein. It's like people are just. Just taking it and warping it in so many different ways. It's not my humor. I don't find it funny.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But I don't know, some people at Barstool Sports probably be like, oh, let's get the guy who looks like Epstein in here. Oh, this is so crazy.

[Zane]

It seems like that some of the videos that I've seen recently, I think he's really trying to get. He's trying to just be his own person, which I respect you understands, really excited about the.

[Matt]

The. The attention. And it's like this whole, like, novelty type thing right now.

[Zane]

It kind of sucks how it started, but, yeah, you know, if people are going to keep up with them because they're like, oh, they. Maybe they feel bad. They're like, he's, you know, he's. It's not him.

[Heath]

He's a human.

[Zane]

Oh, he's nice. Give him A chance.

[Heath]

And he's now on cameo.

[Zane]

Okay, you see, now that's where. That's where we go. We go too far.

[Matt]

That's where we draw the line.

[Zane]

Okay, so I want to see a list of people booking this guy. Let's get him checked out.

[Matt]

Like, I wonder if people that were in cahoots with Epstein are trying to hang out with him because he reminds him of, like, his old money. You know what I mean? Like, you think, you think Trump's hitting this guy up?

[Zane]

Like, dude. Oh, 100%. 100%. Oh, this is funny.

[Matt]

But yeah, Pete, man, I was a dude.

[Zane]

I was going to bring this. I kept forgetting every episode. Four episodes ago, I wanted to bring this up and I completely forgot.

[Matt]

Oh, this guy, this guy.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

Oh, I just had my burger. Birthday.

[Zane]

Happy, happy birthday.

[Heath]

What'd you do?

[Matt]

33 on Jesus's resurrection. He died at 33. It was a special one.

[Heath]

All right.

[Zane]

And it was Easter. It was. What a beautiful day for you, huh? How'd you celebrate?

[Matt]

It was great. I. Well, the night before we went and picked up, you know, those. You know how I. I love the. The big cookie pizzas. Mariah had one made. And when we Picked up.

[Caller 1]

Up.

[Matt]

The lady working there was like, can I ask what this is? Because it was on Easter.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And it had a 33 on it. And I'm sure the person making it was probably, like, what a wild way to celebrate, like, Easter with 33. So she was like, can I ask, like, what this is? And we're like, oh, it's my 33rd birthday. And she was like, oh, okay. Just. I just never made one like this before.

[Zane]

But it was.

[Matt]

It was just.

[Zane]

But was it. Was it an Easter cake? I'm sorry. It was like, the cake. It was.

[Matt]

It was, like green around it, and she did M M's within it, so it looked like a. Like, hidden eggs.

[Zane]

Oh, it was like a.

[Matt]

It was like a cute little. Just like, little.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Cookie cake thing. Unbelievable. So it was a. It was a phenomenal birthday.

[Zane]

Amazing. Did Tony say Happy birthday?

[Matt]

He giggled at me, but that was about it.

[Zane]

I said happy birthday to you.

[Heath]

Say it.

[Matt]

I know.

[Heath]

Daddy's birthday. Say it right now.

[Zane]

Yeah, I'm just. Just letting you know I have that over him, that's all.

[Heath]

Speak.

[Matt]

And then we went to a nice little brunch spot.

[Heath]

Cool.

[Matt]

Pretty chill.

[Zane]

Just your normal little Nashville laugh.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Do you have any Peeps on Easter? I had. I like, did not.

[Zane]

Wait, what's Peeps again?

[Heath]

Peeps. A little marshmallow bunny or ducks.

[Zane]

Oh, oh, the. Yes. The sparkly ones. Yes. Okay.

[Heath]

I didn't realize how many different damn flavors they got.

[Zane]

Oh, they're not good.

[Heath]

They're good. They're good. What are you talking about? About.

[Zane]

It's.

[Heath]

It's like candy corn. It's only good one time a year. No one's ever, like, in the dead of winter going, I could use a peep right now.

[Zane]

It is crazy that they. They still sell those. Like, they. They're. They sell.

[Matt]

They're fun.

[Heath]

They're fun. They're a staple for the holiday.

[Matt]

And the little sugar crystals.

[Zane]

It doesn't even look like a duck. What is this supposed to be?

[Heath]

A duck? A chick. A little baby chick.

[Zane]

A baby chick.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

It doesn't look like that.

[Heath]

Like a little dookie, if you.

[Zane]

Yeah, looks like.

[Heath]

It looked like a little.

[Zane]

Yeah, they gotta fix it up. They gotta. Yeah. That looks like. Come on.

[Heath]

I prefer the bunnies because I. The bunnies, when they separate, I feel like. Still maintain their structure. I feel like I'm just severing.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

The little baby chick.

[Zane]

You love those sugar cookies, the one that you just passed through.

[Heath]

Those are peeps, man.

[Zane]

No, those are cookies.

[Caller 2]

These Are cookies.

[Heath]

Oh, those are cookies.

[Zane]

No, those are inspired by Peeps.

[Heath]

Peeps Bunny cookies.

[Zane]

Yes. Oh, I love the sugar cookies.

[Heath]

Jeez.

[Zane]

It gives me fucking cavities every time I eat them.

[Matt]

Used to do, like, the. The peep jousting. You guys. You guys never did that, where you, like, microwave them and you put toothpicks in them. Oh, arms. And then they start expanding and they blow up in the microwave, and whichever one pops the other one first wins.

[Heath]

I never knew about the jousting, Heath. I would. We would do the microwave because it

[Matt]

would just all the time.

[Zane]

Would you do the. The chips. The chip bags in the microwave.

[Matt]

Shrink them up.

[Heath]

My dad saw me doing that one time. He's like, what the are you doing?

[Matt]

I'm doing shrinking Y.

[Zane]

Like, it's a science. Science project.

[Heath]

Shrinking work well in the oven, but, like, microwave that stuff. That stuff would zap. There was like, a whole lightning storm.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. When you leave a fork in there.

[Matt]

The guy's version of the Easy Bake oven, where you could, like, you, like, oven worm.

[Zane]

It was a chemistry set.

[Heath]

The worm set. You know, I don't feel like I did, but my cousin did.

[Matt]

Oh, me and my brother used to make those all the time. Just like putting them little gummies.

[Zane]

Oh, you know what they'd make keychains out of? Girls would make keychains out of that.

[Heath]

Yeah. Little shrinky dinks.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

I forgot the creepy crawlers. It's a bug.

[Zane]

Oh, I wanted that so bad.

[Heath]

It tastes like strawberry.

[Zane]

I want my mom to buy that from that QVC little thing that they

[Heath]

would show on tv, just burning chemicals, like.

[Matt]

Was your mom a QVC shopper?

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

No, my grandma was five of them. Buy five of them. And then at Christmas, we'd all get our presents, and you knew the shapes of them because we all got the same. Because she bought it in bulk off qvc.

[Zane]

It's crazy that they would just stand by. It's so crazy that, like, that was

[Heath]

like, phones are ringing off the hook. You're loving this stuff now, Deb. What? Now tell me. You can wear this on a lot of occasions. Yes. And what's crazy about this one, Donna, is that one. You can wear it a little now. It's a two.

[Zane]

My favorite is that. My favorite is that skit that they did on that, too, before it comes out in the red. So you can wear this on, like, a Saturday night when you're by yourself and you got nobody to spend any time with. Well, every time I feel like I might have Passed out. I just throw a cupid. Just throw in a cup of cheese.

[Heath]

Now you're quoting Devil Wears Prada. Oh, wait.

[Zane]

Oh, I did a wants to know

[Heath]

I'm on a new diet whenever I feel like I'm about to pass out.

[Zane]

Wait.

[Heath]

Absolutely nothing.

[Zane]

She said something like that. Throws a thing at a thing in her mouth, which she's probably got your wires.

[Heath]

I just saw that QVC clip of the guy who's like a hairdresser. He's like, girl, let me give you a kiss.

[Zane]

Boom.

[Heath]

Just eat.

[Zane]

That's so good. It's. Have you ever seen that, Heath?

[Matt]

Is that the latter one?

[Zane]

No, this guy. This guy.

[Matt]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Have you. Have you seen the ladder one, though?

[Zane]

Yes, the ladder that goes like this. It's like they're trying to stand on the Matt.

[Matt]

It's so good. Oh, no, it's this guy trying to sell a ladder on qvc. It is unbelievable.

[Zane]

It's too good.

[Heath]

This is it.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Heath]

Safe. It's durable.

[Zane]

Now it's locked in place.

[Matt]

I love how he commits.

[Heath]

Now it's locked in place. Oh, are you okay?

[Zane]

Actually, I didn't have it locked.

[Matt]

The fact that it buckled and he still tried to play it off like it was supposed to be doing this. Like, he knew.

[Zane]

He knew he had to commit. He knew he had to commit. He knew it wasn't.

[Heath]

He goes, oh, I'm. He goes, yeah, it's locked in place. That guy, you know that guy that was back, like, in the 70s, 80s, he was doing some code. He was like, let's get through. I'm gonna sell some ladders today.

[Zane]

The way he folded in there. Oh, he was such a tiny little man, too. It was such a. What was just perfect.

[Matt]

Now it's locked.

[Heath]

Now it's like. It plays.

[Zane]

All right, it is time for unfiltered advice.

[Heath]

Ow.

[Caller 2]

Do you want to pick one? One of these. Whatever title kind of tickles your fancy.

[Heath]

What's Guys Being Dudes?

[Matt]

All right, here we go.

[Caller 1]

Hey, I'm filtered cast calling from Fresno, California, and my question is more of advice from everybody on the cast. I've been with my boyfriend for three lovely years. We have one kid together, and we've been going pretty strong dating for a pretty long time. Now, recently some news came forward that my boyfriend had a guys trip. And on the guys trip, he kissed one of his best friend, that's a male that was very close to him. Now, after confronting him, he told me that he had no feelings towards him and that he ended up being the kissy. So he was kissed unprovoked? He didn't ask for it. It was. I was told. And I just want to know what you think I should do. Should I trust him? How should I go about it? Should I hear him out? Should I try to look through his phone, look for more information? I love you guys so much. Thank you. If I'm out of breath, I'm sorry. I'm walking my baby to get him to nap.

[Heath]

And we love mama.

[Zane]

Love you. Wow.

[Matt]

Thank you for calling in.

[Heath]

Okay, my first, like, question is, like, one is like, what's the context of the kiss? Was it a funny kiss?

[Zane]

Yeah, there's a difference between, like, a funny, just, like, dumb, stupid, joke kiss and like, a. Like, a secretive.

[Matt]

Yeah, like, did the rest of the guys go to sleep and they were, like, up late?

[Zane]

Yeah, there's a big difference.

[Heath]

Did one of the guys on the trip, like, come on to him? Wait, she said he was the one who got kissed. He did not kiss the other person.

[Zane]

It sounds like. It sounds like the way he told her was, hey, I. Something really weird happened this weekend to me. If she. If she's saying it like this, like, he came to her. I don't think he was just like, bro, it was so funny. Like, he kissed people. I think it was more of like a. Maybe a serious tone where he. She was just like, whoa, that's really weird.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. We need to. We need to dive into this because there's a lot to it.

[Zane]

I. I mean, damn, I wish I kind of. Again, like, a little context.

[Heath]

Was it a dare? Was it a game? Was it. Or. Yeah. Was it intentional? I mean, was it. Did you find out to the point where you were embarrassed, where it got around, and you found out about it when you didn't hear from your husband directly, when he should have been the one telling you that immediately. And even if he did tell you that immediately, like, whoa, this guy kissed me during the trip, I think you should, like, just understand. Be like, that's crazy. That's, like, insane.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, because when he was kissed.

[Zane]

Yeah. He's made, like, when he said, like, he. He was the one that was kissed. I just feel like you said it in, like, a manner where it was like, oh, this was really weird that this happened. But I'm telling you, right?

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Heath]

And I think this is just depending on all the context, I think, since. But if it makes you feel really uncomfortable, just the idea of your man kissing another man or getting kissed by another man, regardless of the context, I think you need to really make that establishment very clear with him. Just like, if you want or just make a boundary going. Even if it was, you guys were playing some silly, stupid game, truth or dare card. Card game. And it was one of the guys had to kiss another guy. I would beg you not to be kissed because the only person that should be kissing you is me.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's. That's a serious one. If you want to have a little bit of fun with it the next time that you're all out and you see some of these guys again, because I'm sure you'll see them, right. If it's his friends, they seem close. Bring it up in a joking way.

[Matt]

Be like, oh, my God, do it again. Show me what it was.

[Zane]

Like, I wouldn't even do it like that. Just more like. Like, just maybe bring up the boys trip again. Like, oh, my God, I'm so glad you guys got to like, spend time together. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, my God. Wait, I heard someone. Was it who kissed, Like, I would. I would try to bring it up like that. And you be very jokey with it and just see how people react to that. I think how they react to that will answer your question.

[Matt]

The. The reaction is just. It wasn't just that they were getting.

[Heath]

He starts sweating or he.

[Zane]

They're like, what, what kiss?

[Matt]

O. That might be even worse.

[Zane]

Yeah, like, oh, what kiss?

[Heath]

Like they deny it or.

[Matt]

No, no, no, no. Like, no, that means, like, nobody knew about it.

[Zane]

Nobody knew about it.

[Matt]

That means like, they were off. Like.

[Heath]

Yeah. Or.

[Zane]

But then. But then you don't want to. You don't want to out this the kisser, you know, just in case.

[Heath]

Yeah. There's a lot of layers to it where we don't know, but hopefully we have covered one of those layers.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Either was a joke or it was something serious. But I think just. It's important if it's making you uncomfortable. Comfortable. And he is the father of your child. I think you guys, I don't know and forgive whatever this incident was, but make a boundary in the future that no one kisses you except me.

[Zane]

Ask him if it was good. Better than me.

[Matt]

Just a jealous type.

[Heath]

Put him in kissing jail, he doesn't get to kiss you for a while.

[Zane]

Yes. It's put the heels on, put it on his head like Wolf of Wall Street.

[Heath]

Go on straight strike. Yeah, he. He's on night baby duty. You know, he's got to get up, feed the baby, clean the diapers, milk it.

[Zane]

All right, cool. That was Fun.

[Heath]

You're not my dad. Follow up. Because it's a follow up.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

Is that a follow up?

[Caller 2]

Yes. So do you remember the. The woman that found out that her father, like, wasn't actually the man that raised her wasn't actually her father? She did follow up with more.

[Zane]

Oh, please. Yes, I would love to hear.

[Matt]

Hear it.

[Heath]

She found. I. I'm pretty sure that she found out that the dad who had been raising her her entire life was not her biological dad.

[Caller 2]

Correct.

[Heath]

And she had found out that she does have this other biological father out there who I don't even think she knows, but she didn't know if she should not confront, but just share and disclose with this dad who's been taking care of her. Like, I know, by the way, that you're not my biological dad.

[Zane]

That's how we understood it.

[Matt]

That's how we didn't know if it was that or if she found out through like a DNA test type thing, like 23andMe or what it was. So we're going to get our follow up.

[Zane]

Yes, we got a follow up.

[Caller 1]

I called to let you know that my dad wasn't my real dad, and I wanted to give you guys the backstory if you wanted it. So when I was in middle school, a girl messaged me saying that her dad was my real dad and the guy who raised me wasn't. And I confined my parents about it and they said that it wasn't true. So obviously I believed in. And then a lot of years passed, so I was having some health problems, and so I got some blood work done. And it said that I had some high levels of certain things, and that could be linked to having a relative who has leukemia. I don't know anybody in my family, but when this girl told me about our father when I was in middle school, she told me that he had died in 2005 of leukemia. And so I ended up getting a DNA test with my brother that I was raised with. It came back that we were half siblings. So I unblocked a girl on Facebook and I told her. And it turned out I had three other siblings that I didn't know about. There's a set of twins that are seven months younger than me, and then she is also a year younger than them. And so the dad who raised me, I don't know if he knows about him, not possibly not being my dad, but I did find out through the girl that my mom was dating. My dad who raised me, they broke up for like a month and she slept with my biological dad, who was my mom's ex fiance. And that's information from the grandmother, which is the biological dad's mom. I don't really trust my mom on how she would respond to that. So, yeah, that's how I found up.

[Zane]

Okay, well, let's take a pause.

[Heath]

I almost diagram.

[Zane]

I kind of lost. I halfway through. I lost. I. I lost.

[Caller 2]

Okay, I'll. I'll help explain. Okay, so in middle school, a girl approached her saying, hey, my dad is actually your dad too.

[Zane]

Right.

[Caller 2]

She then confronts her parents and says, hey, this girl said this to me. And the parents say that's not true. Then many years later, she's has some health problems, get some blood work done, finds out that she has high levels of something that has to do that's like genetic from somebody who has leukemia. Leukemia. She remembers at the time that the girl who told her the real dad thing, that her father passed away from leukemia, then gets a blood test with her brother that she was raised with, finds out they're only half siblings.

[Heath]

So then that kind of confirms it.

[Caller 2]

And then she starts talking to the biological. Her biological dad's mom. So her grandma.

[Heath]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller 2]

And the grandma tells her that her biological dad and her mom used to be engaged. Then the man that raised her and her mom, they broke up for a month and then that's when the mom slept with her biological dad.

[Zane]

And then they got back together and

[Caller 2]

she was already pregnant.

[Zane]

Oh.

[Heath]

So the update is just. Is more context to it, but she has not confronted her dad about it. But now knowing this full context text.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's a really tight timeline. The fact that there's such like a small window that that happened.

[Heath]

And I guess my big question then to her, I mean, it's not another follow up, but it's just like my advice to it. It's like, how much do you. You telling him that? Do you. Are you doing it for yourself and getting it off your chest to like let him know or do you think you're doing him a service by letting him know that there is no biological connection? That's. It's really tough because.

[Zane]

Because he still was with her pretty much her entire entire life.

[Caller 2]

I think the important question is what do you want to come of this?

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

What do you want to come of it?

[Matt]

Because it could get obviously very messy.

[Zane]

And I could also see why. And I'm not saying it was the right. Like I could see in his position, the dad, the. Not the biological dad, the dad I was taking care of Her. I could see what he didn't want to upset her by telling her that this dad just came into her mom's life so quick, quickly, when they had a small breakup.

[Matt]

Well, and then he might not know.

[Heath]

I feel like he may have his suspicions.

[Caller 2]

He probably does.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Especially if he probably even knew the guy. And knowing that there's, like, half siblings and that, like, I don't know. I feel like someone could gut tell.

[Caller 2]

Especially he knows if she confronted her parents about this in middle school and they denied it, and they denied it, then the dad that raised her probably got his suspicions.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, why would you use a maturity thing, too? Where it's like, because you're in middle school, they don't want to, like, disclose that you. And then you said it was, like, one of your classmates or whatever. Like, that's messy for you just to go around and get that, like, in your head at that time.

[Zane]

How old was the class? Like, how old were they? They were in middle school, so that's kind of crazy.

[Heath]

But now you're full adult. I mean, you do have every right to, like, share what you know. And it is your blood and your truth and your own story. And there's a history of leukemia, so.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But come. But if you love your dad who raised you, come from a place of love and just saying, I want to just disclose this to you guys of something that I found out. And this is no shame to you guys. There is a chance of my, you know, medical history now. I can't have leukemia, something I found out. And it's hard for me to keep this information within me because I love you guys so much. I feel like I need to share this.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And I don't want there to be anger.

[Zane]

I think the fact that she has a connection to leukemia, like, that I feel like it is important for her to, like, kind of.

[Heath]

Because imagine if she did get leukemia and you're suddenly coming down with this disease, but while you're maintaining a secret, going through like. Like that and then. Then disclosing that while you're sick as well, where it's like, where did this come from? How could this be? And then you're like, well, it was this. You need to be in the best headspace when you're going through cancer.

[Matt]

Important, too, when the doctors are asking, like, do you have medical history in your family? Like, because this could be something they

[Zane]

ask all the time. Yeah.

[Matt]

You know what I mean? And if you're, like, not giving the right answer based on what you thought, like, that could also be very dangerous.

[Zane]

Yeah. You're also being responsible. Yeah.

[Matt]

And I would also just be like, listen, like, if you do have the talk with him, like, I don't see you any different. Like, you are the father that raised me. I still see you as my father. Like, nothing is changing between us. Again, coming from a place of love, like you said, just be like, I. Yeah.

[Heath]

Also maybe talk. Is she close with her mom?

[Caller 2]

It sounded like there is a complicated relationship. Maybe because she said, I don't really trust what my mom would say.

[Heath]

Because, like, I mean, I feel like that's maybe a conversation you have with your mom. Like, hey, by the way, I know this.

[Zane]

I feel like, I feel like the moment mom conversation probably would happen first.

[Heath]

Right. Because. But if she's like, you cannot tell your father. It would wreck him. It would wreck this family. Do not do it then.

[Zane]

I mean, that's not. That's unfair to put that on.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Heath]

I mean, that's my dramatic, like, yeah, Lifetime movie reaction I see in my head happening.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I mean, it's a lot of your own discretion. But that's our advice of all the different avenues of playing with it. But when you come from a place of. Of love, it's the best place to be.

[Zane]

We do wish you luck, though. And I feel like just follow your heart. Just like, see what you feel like would be the best and stay healthy.

[Heath]

Like, that's really scary. But, you know, keep not. You're very. At least you have blood work done and you're aware of what can come. So that's good to be proactive about your health.

[Matt]

All right, thank you for the follow up too.

[Zane]

Yeah, thank you for the follow up. We really appreciate it. All right, guys, that's all we have for today. Whoopsie.

[Heath]

And if you want to see more,

[Matt]

check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zane and Heath we keep these cameras rolling. We do an unwind.

[Heath]

We.

[Matt]

We give a bonus episode every month. A live Q and a every single month. And again, patreon.com Zayn and Heath if you want to check it out, we

[Zane]

post these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com zany and heath where you can see our beautiful faces.

[Matt]

And if you want to submit any questions for unfiltered advice, we would love to answer them again. The number is 805-616-2035. All right, we look forward to hearing. Bring some more and hopefully we can help. Peace.

[Zane]

The lessons.

[Matt]

See you guys. Love you. Bye.

[Zane]

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