330: We Found the WORST Live Stream Moments

Summary

Zane & Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 330

“We Found the WORST Live Stream Moments”
Release Date: April 27, 2026
Hosts: Zane Hijazi, Heath Hussar, Matt King, Jared

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Episode Overview

In this packed episode, the Unfiltered crew dives into the cringiest and most disastrous livestream moments, explores the wild world of current streaming culture, and veers off into everything from parenting trends to Coachella chaos, conspiracy theories, and electric cars. The group’s energetic banter keeps things light, even when the topics get heavy, with plenty of nostalgic throwbacks and memorable hot takes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hat & Style Struggles

[01:01–08:29]

• The group riffs on struggles finding the perfect hat and how “hat preferences are so personal.” Heath’s elusive Mets hat sparks debate on hat shapes and the pain of breaking in new headgear.
• Not everyone can wear every style: “I can never rock a beanie. Like Justin Bieber, his set was rocking the beanie. I'm like, couldn't do it.” – Matt, [03:19]
• They reminisce about bandana phases, babushka vibes, and seeing embarrassing old profile pictures and headshots online.

2. Family, Memories, & Generational Shifts

[09:22–13:47]

• Zane shares his mother’s post-surgery journey, discussing cosmetic surgery’s emotional timeline and its effects on family memories.
• The hosts reflect on memories of their own parents and what it’s like to now be a parent:
  “You really come to understand that you were that and your parents are currently you.” – Heath, [11:52]
• Touching on complicated family trees, divorce, and the realities of splitting holidays.

3. Parenting Trends & Baby Development

[14:00–17:28]

• Heath opens up about raising his baby Tony, discussing the importance of conversational parenting and not using “baby talk.”
• Matt shouts out Madeline and Steven Phillips as his favorite parent creators for their natural, supportive parenting approach:
  “They are so great with their child… very patient, very kind.” – Matt, [16:32]

4. Nostalgia & Vine Culture

[18:04–19:37]

• The group gets nostalgic discussing classic Vine clips, reflecting on the fleeting magic of catching viral moments in six seconds.
• “The magic of Vine. The amount of things captured within that 6-site window that wasn’t planned… insane.” – Heath, [19:37]

5. Coachella & Live Music Highlights

[20:21–26:09]

• They recap recent Coachella moments, especially Justin Bieber’s set and the Billy Eilish “One Less Lonely Girl” moment:
  “This is like [the] biggest belieber right there. So that was pretty fun to watch. Loved it.” – Zane, [22:13]
• The hosts discuss highs and lows of each Coachella weekend, with Weekend Two lauded as “for the music and the vibes.”
• Surprise celebrity appearances (Madonna, Terry Crews) and odd festival moments get detailed, including the story of someone defecating in the crowd during a set.
  “Some person took a whole big fat shit… everybody had to make a big circle.” – Zane, [29:20]

6. Wild Livestream Fails & Controversies

The Vitaly Incident

[43:40–47:37]

• Deep dive into Vitaly’s livestream fail, where an innocent guy was wrongly accused of being a predator due to an error.
• The group is critical of live “predator hunting” content and Vitaly’s racially-charged misconduct:
  “There is a huge risk in live streaming these things… if you’re gonna film it, sure. But… if you’re streaming… you’re getting the right person.” – Zane, [46:54]
• They reflect on the irreversible reputational damage from such mistakes:
  “Being accused of being a predator… that is almost as bad as being a predator itself.” – Matt, [46:27]

7. Rise of Toxic Streaming/“Cool Guy” Culture

[47:46–53:23]

• Lively debate about the persona of “dude streamers,” their lack of genuine engagement, and the potentially poor influence on young viewers. “It doesn’t seem like a genuine adult human listening to someone.” – Matt, [52:14]
• The group calls out ‘hate-watching’ and the allure of internet “trainwrecks.”

8. Looksmaxxing, Youth Trends, and IRL Social Impact

[58:16–62:16]

• Fascination and horror at the “looksmaxxing” movement, including dangerous DIY trends:
  “New thing now: people are cutting this little part of their eye… with a little razor blade.” – Heath, [59:21]
• The hosts stress the importance of avoiding strangers with cameras (“Just don’t go up to any live streamers!”) and the permanence of viral content.

9. Conspiracies and World-End Talk

[68:21–77:31]

• Jared brings up the 2029 Apophis asteroid “close-call” and missing scientists.
  “There’s a conspiracy theory that… the scientists that would have known about this… have all gone missing.” – Jared, [71:02]
• The discussion veers into Malaysia Flight 370, potential government cover-ups, and “what if” asteroid paranoia.

10. Electric Cars & Material Obsessions

[62:47–67:08]

• Excitement over new electric vehicles, especially the Apple-designed Ferrari and Scout truck.
• Banter over the aesthetics, cost, and “masculinity” of electric vehicles (“Make it bigger, make it more masculine…” – Jared, [64:52])
• The team jokes about never living long enough for these future cars, as the asteroid might hit first.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Hat Quest Frustration
  “If you know how hard it is to find a hat, bro. It's on your head perfectly.” – Jared, [01:54]

• Cringe Livestream Mistakes
  “Accused of being a predator… nothing can take that back.” – Matt, [46:38]

• Coachella Unscripted:
  “Somebody took a whole big fat shit in the middle… everybody had to make a big circle so they don’t step in it.” – Zane, [29:20]

• Looksmaxxing Insanity
  “People are cutting this little part of their eye… with a little razor blade.” – Heath, [59:21]

• Streaming Culture Criticism
  “It doesn’t seem like a genuine adult human listening to someone… it's just not my type of person.” – Matt (on Aiden Ross), [52:14]

• Apocalypse Jokes
  “At least we know we have seven years.” – Zane, [69:44]

• On Parenting:
  “We're constantly talking to him. We're always reading to him. Like, he's fully, like, flipping pages in the book right now.” – Heath, [15:41]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Hat Obsessions: [01:01–03:09]
• Parent/Child Nostalgia: [11:11–12:24]
• Baby Development Talk: [14:00–16:32]
• Parenting Creators: [16:32–17:11]
• Iconic Vine Nostalgia: [19:37–20:13]
• Coachella Live Moments: [20:21–26:09]
• Viral Fails (Coachella Shit Story): [29:01–30:24]
• Virginia Tech Skydiver Fail: [31:14–32:50]
• Live Predator Hunter Controversy: [43:40–47:37]
• Streaming Culture Critique: [47:46–53:23]
• Looksmaxxing Trends: [58:16–62:16]
• Asteroid & Conspiracies: [68:21–77:13]

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Tone & Language

The entire episode maintains Zane & Heath’s signature mix of chaotic, unfiltered, sometimes irreverent energy. They're candid, self-aware, and use humor to lighten serious discussions, often pulling tangents back to viral internet culture ("chat, we're cooked!"). There’s a mix of nostalgia, skepticism, and direct peer-to-peer advice, especially when discussing modern streaming and social media “rules.”

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Summary

A thoroughly entertaining episode ranging from the absurdities of live streaming culture and its real-life consequences, to nostalgia-fueled tangents and commentary on parenting, fashion, festivals, and apocalypse worries. The group’s chemistry keeps things engaging, and listeners are left with plenty to think about—along with some much-needed laughs.

Transcript

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[B]

I love that Mets had Heath.

[C]

Thank you. It's Mariah's. I can't take credit for it.

[B]

You guys Mets fans.

[C]

She is. She was born and raised a Mets.

[B]

Oh, nice, nice.

[C]

We did go to a Mets Dodgers game, which was really fun.

[B]

Oh, that's cool.

[C]

We did get picked on for being one of the only Mets Mets fans there.

[B]

Yeah. The Dodgers stadium is not a place to show up in the opposing teams merge.

[D]

Yeah, it's not.

[C]

It is what it is. But what's crazy, though is these hats we got at. What's it called? Lids.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I've been to so many Lids stores after and I'll show them this hat and be like, what is this shape? Like? I know it's like an a frame type hat, but like, show me other hats. Any, any logo. I'm like, I don't care what logo.

[B]

I'll buy them all.

[C]

I want this hat. And they're like, I don't even know what that is. Like, that's. I couldn't even tell you. And I'm like, I got it like a couple years ago. It's not that old.

[D]

If you know how hard it is to find a hat, bro. It's on your head perfectly.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Like, I deal with. It's. It's so hard. I don't. The hats that I like, they have to be worn in for a long Time, like, the only time I like buying hats that I like, they're. Fuck. They're like.

[B]

You buy those, like, hat, like, setter adjusters, like, the plastic little frames to put them on just to like.

[D]

It's insane. So whenever, like, I get a hat and it's new, I'm, like, running over it. I'm throwing it in the wash. I'm doing anything to make it. And, like, sometimes it's. It's risky because I could ruin the hat and then my. Oh, okay, next one.

[C]

It's so funny, though, that we are so particular with our hats. I know, but we can't wear each other's. Like, Dane, I've tried that. That type of hat on. I can't wear my hat that far back on my forehead. Because you have, like, some hair coming down out here.

[D]

I tried.

[C]

You let it. You let it, like, sit back a bit. Almost like, like a yarmulke.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But I. If I try that, I look ridiculous. And then. Matt, you're really good about wearing, like, dad hats.

[B]

Yeah, I can't do, like, trucker hats at all. Like, anything with, like, a mesh bag.

[D]

I can't even imagine you in a truck.

[B]

Who am I? I just. It's not me. Yeah. I love how style works for everybody.

[D]

To me, it's more like that my head shape. My head shape. If I put a dad hat on it, like, it just looks off. It looks wrong.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It doesn't look right, you know, and that. And that's the struggles of being a

[B]

dude, you know, I can never rock a beanie. Like Justin Bieber, his set was rocking the beanie. I'm like, couldn't do it every time because, you know, some dudes wear the beanie and they put it over the ears. Some guys do, like, the smaller beanie. It just never looks right for me.

[D]

Just got like a coney head.

[B]

It's just I look.

[C]

Well, you could tell if somebody's a beanie guy, though. Like, you could be like, oh, that guy never wears beanies. He's trying it out for the first time.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like, you know, if somebody's not a beanie guy and they're like, they're like, testing their wardrobe.

[D]

Jared had a moment where he was wearing hat beanies. He was cutting off the rim. Did you ever have a hat like that where it was like.

[E]

I had, like, a canvas beanie?

[B]

Yes. Yeah, I've seen those.

[D]

That. It was like, it's a hat, but it didn't have a brim.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So. But it looked like a beanie.

[B]

Yeah, I remember is backwards, but there is no. Yeah. Brim. Do you remember, like, those beanies from, like, back in, like, the element in, like, skater days? Like, the kid in Cheaper by the Dozen has one. It's a beanie, but it has a brim. Man, that was a time. And if someone wears that now you're like, lay off the monster energy. Yeah.

[D]

You know what? I feel like I see people wear that still.

[B]

Yeah. In la. It's out there. Maybe it's coming back. All that whole Y2K stuff is. Is popping.

[C]

Zane, do you remember the Florida beanie phase where everybody had. It was like a long beanie and it kind of like it had like the flop over.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Like the little. I call it.

[C]

No, not. Not the. Not the. Not the ball on top, but the. The way you wore it was like you would pull it on, but then it would sag off the back like that.

[B]

Oh, God.

[D]

That was popular when we first moved out here. That was like, the cool thing to

[C]

wear so bad it had to have that droop out the back.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

God.

[C]

And you had to, like, fold it under properly.

[D]

Yeah, we just like. I don't know what we were trying to do.

[B]

You look like, like a Russian woman in a market. Yeah, the babushka. What do they call it?

[D]

Like, bab. Just babushka.

[B]

Babushka vibe. You know, it's that kind of. It's that look, which I guess asap. Rockies. Right.

[D]

You know, I do with that babushka vibe, though.

[C]

No, but I love the bandana. Like, you know, like the old Hollywood, like, convertible going down.

[B]

Pch. Marilyn Monroe.

[C]

That's a vibe.

[B]

And then bandanas, man. I. I remember as a kid, I like, got a bandana I won at like, a Kiss fm, like, little giveaway. And I was wearing that.

[D]

Like, I remember you had. Didn't you have one in your. You had a profile picture a long time ago. It was purple.

[B]

Oh, yes. Gosh.

[C]

Prison. Okay. Prison Mike.

[B]

That's my IMDb picture. When you search Matt King images, it shows up. And there are days where I'm like, I put that on my to do list where I'm just like, oh, God, that's it. Hey, it's me, Matt King.

[D]

The face you're making is like Steve Curl from the Office, too. Like, it's.

[B]

It's pretty derpy.

[C]

It is Prison Mike.

[B]

Oh, my.

[D]

I remember when we all had to take those portrait shots, cuz.

[B]

Oh, cuz, like, collab was like, we're gonna book you guys in so many movies, so we need proper head shots. Oh, gosh.

[D]

Upcoming actors. We thought we were the next biggest thing.

[B]

Sometimes I want to go get head shots. Not to audition for things, but just to reduce these on the Internet, you

[D]

know, there's a way to do it.

[B]

Maybe. Probably just AI too.

[D]

There's a way. Yeah. I remember I had a really. And you know, I don't think you could find it if you really tried. But one time I did this photo shoot and oh, my God, it was the worst photo. Like the. They airbrushed me so bad. It was. They were making me wear these really bad. It was really, really bad. And it was spread all on the front. As soon as you type in Zane, it was like the first row. And it wasn't leaving. I was like, abigail, is there any way I just. Please take this shit down. And she figured out a way where it just wiped him.

[B]

Oh, that's nice.

[D]

Because people always dirty Matt.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[B]

It was the time. It was very. In 2015. These were great little headshots.

[D]

I'll talk to my people.

[B]

Okay. Please do. Please do.

[D]

That might be your next birthday gift.

[B]

I've been wanting to get, like, just a new avatar picture. But it looks the same, but, like, just a little bit different on your. On your idea. What are you, a monkey?

[D]

A cat? That's my TikTok.

[B]

Oh, you're a cat. You're a monkey.

[D]

Yeah, just an animal.

[B]

And Heath, what are you?

[C]

I think it's just me and my car.

[B]

Of course. Of course.

[C]

Yeah. I think it's like, me just, like, driving.

[B]

I have never realized the hair was spiky on the cat.

[D]

Yeah, that was when I had blonde hair. It was like this like, just dumb thing that I did. But I don't know. But it's. They also say not to change your profile picture a lot because that's how people recognize it.

[B]

I know, but my friend Connor, you know, Francie, he's a good, like, photographer. He's like, we can make it look so similar to where no one will really, like, notice, but, like, people will still know it's you.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I'm waiting. I'm waiting to.

[B]

I like a psychic, too.

[D]

I like.

[B]

I like that you do like it. Okay.

[D]

I. I just. I think I would change the color. Maybe change the color.

[B]

But the color, I think, is so identifiable. Yeah, the color really helps people go, oh, that's Matt.

[D]

Okay, I see. Yeah, I see that. But I mean, I. I don't think you should change it. Okay, that's good.

[B]

Thanks, guys. Should we run that intro?

[D]

Let's run that intro, baby.

[C]

Three, two, one.

[D]

It's com.

[B]

Baby.

[D]

Let's go.

[C]

Nice high note.

[D]

Thank you. Welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zan.

[C]

I'm Heath.

[B]

I'm Matt.

[D]

And we are running this again. And that's Jared.

[B]

Jared. You can say your name.

[D]

Yeah, you can. We.

[B]

Can we let him. Are you cool with that?

[D]

I didn't want to overstay it. Yeah, no, do your thing. Just so as soon as the last person goes, go. And I'm Jared.

[E]

Okay, I'll do that from now on.

[B]

Now I have to stop saying and I'm Matt because that, like, you know. Yeah, yeah, it'll flow better.

[D]

Okay, well, yep, that's Jared. And now he's gonna be entering himself from now on. So this is gonna be, what, an iconic episode. The episode before Jared started introducing himself.

[C]

Stupid.

[D]

Welcome back to another episode. Thank you so much for being here with us today again. We appreciate it so much. Today's a special day. I just got my mom's surgery video up.

[C]

I saw that.

[B]

Yeah, it's. Go watch it, guys.

[D]

Go, like, say something nice for my mom. Please, please. She's watched. She's literally just refreshing every five seconds.

[B]

How long is the video?

[D]

It's like two minutes.

[B]

Oh, two. It's a two minute video. Oh, nice. I didn't know if it was like some 16 minute, three part. Okay.

[D]

No, no, she doesn't look like that now, but, you know, she. It's been like, what, two and a half weeks since.

[C]

Since I wasn't expecting the spin at the end.

[D]

I know. Do you like it?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I figure I just want to put a joke in the end, but. What do you call it? She's like two and a half weeks after surgery now, and she looks amazing. She just. She's getting a little swelling. Like, she'll get fluid pockets on just her left side.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

But she gets to get. She has to get drained out, like, probably once a week, but good.

[B]

How is she feeling mentally?

[D]

Much better.

[B]

Oh, much better. The anxiety, the regret.

[D]

That emotional timeline, it match perfectly to what my mom was experiencing.

[B]

Good.

[C]

Is the exciting stage happening now?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. She's just.

[B]

It's gonna be.

[D]

She sees it. Yeah. And she's like, now she's accepted that she's gonna be patient and it's gonna

[C]

look good because it's all the bruising gone.

[D]

One tiny little bruise still on her under one eye. That's It. The bruising is pretty much down. It's just like the cool fluid pockets. But she's looking. She's looking like she literally saved, like, 25 years. It's insane.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

It's crazy. But she still looks like herself. Like, when I look at her, she's still like. That's what I was most worried about was, like, when I look at my mom, is it going to be a different person now? But she looks. She looks like. Literally just looks like a younger version of her. But, like, I've seen her like that in my past life when I was younger. You know what I mean? So, yeah, it, like, makes sense.

[C]

And what age do you remember your parents?

[B]

I remember my mom's 42nd birthday very clearly.

[C]

Okay. I just remember my dad. Like, my dad was 44.

[D]

Yeah. Always 40.

[B]

But I remember my mom before 42. But I think her age and like, her existence of what she, like.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Timeline of her life, knowing that that is less than 10 years for me is kind of freaky.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But I mean, I don't know. I feel like I was fully conscious at the age of like three or four.

[C]

Seeing.

[D]

Seeing, like, seeing younger pictures of me when I was a kid where I, like, clearly remember my mom, but I don't remember her like that. Like, that young. So crazy. Her in, like, mid-20s having me. It's so crazy. Like, that I was that age just like fucking five, seven years ago, dude. And I just didn't look like that.

[C]

To me, having Tony has completely. Well, it's like, changed my, you know, thought process on a lot of things. But you really come to understand that you were that and your parents are currently you. Like, I'm holding Tony and I'm like, this was me at some point and my parents were in my shoes.

[B]

Yes. Yeah. Yes.

[D]

Like, it.

[C]

It doesn't, like, really hit you. Like hit you, hit you until you're, like, holding your own child and you're like, my parent. My parents were this. What I currently am right now.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It's wild. Like, seeing pictures of me when I'm like, just a baby. And my parents had me when they were 32. I'm now 33. But, like, knowing that they're younger than me.

[D]

Oh, they had you 32?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

What. Which is like, what. What do you think?

[D]

Oh, like, I feel like back then that's like, old. That's like, pretty old.

[B]

It was old. Yeah, I guess so. But my mom. My mom had a previous marriage. I don't know if I've ever Said that, but. Yeah.

[C]

Ye.

[D]

My mom too.

[B]

Hey, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for divorce, so. My mom didn't have kids with him. It was right out of college. My mom got married very young.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then she just, like, waited till she really, like, found the person she was gonna be in love with and have kids with. 32. My brother.

[D]

Can you imagine? You had a step brother. There's a kid before.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Wow. That'd be a step brother. No, no. Half brother.

[B]

Half brother. Yeah, definitely.

[D]

It's nice. So I have them.

[B]

They're fun.

[D]

It. It makes traveling home a little bit. A little bit stressful and a little bit of drama because, you know, both parents want you there.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

But you can only do so many days. Been dealing with that all my life, so.

[B]

But yay. Two Christmases. Yay.

[D]

It's actually still one for me. No, now. Now it's. It's Christmas and my dad's birthday that we are constantly trying to figure out. Maneuver. Because my Dad's birthday again, December 24th. Next day, Christmas.

[B]

It's my grandma's birthday.

[D]

December 24th.

[B]

Yeah. Christmas Eve.

[D]

I feel like we talk.

[B]

I think we have talked.

[D]

I think we probably bring it up every year. Tony. I miss him. I see him blabbering. I see him blabbering his mouth.

[B]

Now can he sit up? Is that, like, a big deal when, like, babies start, like, being able to just sit up without falling down?

[C]

He's not fully there yet. Like, he can sit there and kind of, like, balance for, like, maybe 15 seconds. And then he'll kind of start to lean, and then I'll catch him and work on it. But, dude, his, like, it's crazy. He, like, fully gets the concept of walking.

[B]

He's like, I want to do that.

[C]

Like. Like, I'll hold him, like, by his waist, and he is knees to chest, like, step after step, like, propelling himself forward. Like, he gets it good.

[D]

It's probably annoying because he's watching you guys walk all day.

[B]

I want to do that.

[D]

I want to do this shit too. This is ridiculous.

[C]

But he sits there at the dinner table with us, and.

[B]

Did you do tummy time or is he out of that phase? Okay, tummy times, like, important again. They just lay on their tummy on a. On a blanket. But it's good for their, like, I don't know, their dexterity getting just, like, grounded with reality.

[D]

Superman.

[B]

It's better sometimes your tummy than just

[C]

laying down on your back of your head.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, it's good for, like, their, you know, pushing up skills. Yeah, he's getting better at, like, rolling over.

[B]

Where do you guys, like. I. I feel like, just baby stuff. You know, my algorithm's already kind of pushing me stuff. I'll say things where I'm like, that sounds useful for when have a kid, but sometimes I like, there seems to be so much noise and so much information on, like, different methods on how you should be doing this, where your baby should be at during this time. Do you have, like, a favorite creator or a favorite method? Are you going by anything? Are you just piecing it together how you want to?

[C]

There's. I wish I knew their names. There's like a couple moms that Mariah follows and, like, watches and she'll show me some stuff.

[B]

Mostly just, like, talking to them that's so important.

[C]

And I know he doesn't fully understand, but, like, we're constantly talking to him. We're always reading to him. Like, he's fully, like, flipping pages in the book right now. Yeah, like, he's so excited about that.

[B]

That's so great.

[D]

Yeah, that is good. And like, I know two people like to talk to their kids. They talk to them like they're an adult and it actually helps, like, increase their vocabulary.

[C]

We don't like baby words either. Yeah, we don't call, like, things a kid version of it.

[D]

Yeah, I saw, I saw a video of a mom explaining that where she, like, she was saying she doesn't like baby talking.

[B]

And she noticed that my favorite creators are made Phillips and. Or Madeline Phillips. And Steven is her husband, but Madeline Phillips, you know Drew Phillips. Drew Phillips from, like, Emergency Intercom Sisters. I think it's his twin sister. They live in Texas. They have a kid. They are so great with their child. Like, just getting them talking and everything. I love.

[D]

Do they post all, like, do they.

[B]

They don't post like, here's how we get our child to talk. But the way they communicate and interact with their child is just. It's very patient, it's very kind. I just love their. Their vibe. They're like my favorite parent creators.

[D]

What is the baby on the podcast?

[B]

They don't have a podcast.

[C]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[B]

And I think, yeah, she's pregnant with their second. But they're just awesome. And he does a great stuff around the house. He's like, I'm going to rewire these outlets around my house. Fix your poster, blah, blah. And he just. I don't know, he just does all the dad stuff and he makes it seem so approachable and, like, I can do that.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Just shout now. Creators older. They a little bit younger than me.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, she's probably, like, late 20s, early 30s. Yeah, they have such a cute story. She, like, was, like, vlogging, and he was working at Chick Fil A. And she, like, was like, oh, my God, that guy just started. He's really cute. And then, like, people found out who he was, and they, like, got together. 28.

[D]

All right, that's. Hey, that's a meet cute.

[B]

That is a true meet cute.

[D]

I'm a big fan of them. So she was a vlogger. Like, she was doing Internet new Vine and stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What was her vine name?

[B]

I think Madeline Phillips. You know, probably sometimes would remember some vines and stuff. Like, she had some banger videos.

[D]

Give me a banger video. Like, give me a. Give me. I almost dropped my croissant. I'll recognize it.

[B]

I wish I could just pull that.

[C]

Zane Zayn. I need your memory right now. It's been driving Mariah and I up.

[D]

Oh, I got you. What do you.

[C]

Please, please. Because we quote it all the time and tried looking it up. Can't find it at the mall.

[B]

Check.

[C]

Let me give you a two.

[D]

Yeah, what about that?

[B]

Who?

[C]

I. I need to see the video again.

[D]

Oh, just. And you tried looking it up, and you can't find it anywhere at the mall.

[B]

Check. Was it a little girl?

[C]

It was a little girl, and she, like, had the phone and she would just, like, let me give you her film. Her day. She'd be like, let me give you a tour.

[B]

Okay. Was she the girl who was like, it's your uncle. That girl.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

To all my haters out there that want to fight me.

[D]

No, she's.

[B]

No, no.

[D]

This is. This is a little, like, girl that was making videos, but. And that was all she's done. That's. That gone viral. So she. I think they may have deleted it, Heath.

[C]

Like, I can't find it.

[B]

You know who I think about? My name is Trey. I got a basketball game tomorrow,

[E]

so.

[C]

Good.

[D]

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[C]

Okay, I was thinking about this, dude. The magic of Vine. The amount of things that were captured within that 6C window that wasn't planned.

[D]

Like insane.

[C]

How. How? The croissant, the camera caller running here. Come get y' all juice. How. How did you.

[D]

The reason why we're able to capture good stuff now is because we're recording for 10 minutes and then something and

[C]

you can, like, edit it, but they

[D]

are going and go. It's gonna happen now. And then they press it and they capture something. They after something that was not planned. It's so like the different color.

[C]

I don't understand.

[D]

That's still my. One of my favorite vines. One of my favorite.

[B]

Definitely in the top three. Come and get your juice.

[D]

I would love to meet her, but

[B]

it's just so we can dance on it. I gotta say. Justin Bieber's Coachella set, weekend two.

[D]

Incredible.

[B]

Unbelievable. I know. I, I. The last episode, I was a little stoned, and I was saying y' all deserved more. He delivered really, really well.

[D]

It's just his energy. You could tell he was having a good day that day. Yes, he could.

[C]

He.

[D]

He possibly could have been nervous, had a bad day, and then you could. Maybe that's why in his performance, you could see he was just taking it more seriously than. But, bro, this weekend, he was interacting. He was interacting with all the fans. Every song.

[B]

For the right side of the stage, though, he kept going to the. Or he kept going to. What is it? Stage left. He kept going to the left side, but he would never go the right side. I also think there's maybe more celebrities over there, and he didn't want to go up. But anyways, y was just letting fans touch him. Yeah, just embrace.

[C]

Some people were getting way too handsy.

[B]

I thought, like, there was going to be an Incident. I was like, someone's going to like grab and not let go.

[D]

It's Justin Bieber. You know, I mean, honestly, if I was up there, I'd probably want to give him a hug too. I'm never going to have this moment again.

[C]

People were reaching low.

[B]

Oh. Oh. Well. I was beyond impressed with that performance. And he played One Time, which is my favorite old Bieber track.

[D]

He was all. He also played that other song with

[C]

One Less Lonely Girl.

[D]

One Less Lonely.

[B]

And he brought out Billy. How great. Because.

[D]

Well, he didn't bring her out. It was more. She just. They pushed her out.

[B]

Well, like Haley was like, you got to be the one less lonely girl.

[D]

No, no, I think. No, it was all planned, but I don't think Billy knew that.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

I think it was a surprise for Billy because that, yeah, they. I mean that didn't look.

[B]

It was a huge full circle moment though too. You know, she was a massive Justin Bieber fan growing up, but she got to meet Bieber like at Coachella in that basically, you know, that artist section and that was like such a big video. And they like embraced even all like

[D]

the old videos of her just crying about him.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And all the posters. It. This is like biggest belieber right there. So that was pretty. That was pretty fun to watch.

[B]

Loved it.

[D]

And you can tell she was like genuinely like freaking out. Like a Justin Bieber.

[B]

Right. And rather just some celebrities. Like, of course I'm picked to do this. Like someone who. If someone like leaned into it too much. Yeah, she was totally just like.

[D]

It was just authentic.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.

[D]

It was really.

[C]

I love a cute moment.

[B]

That was great.

[D]

I thought she was gonna. I thought she was gonna perform right after. I thought she was gonna do something.

[B]

Did they. They don't have a song together, right? No, no, they don't.

[D]

I'm surprised they don't. I'm surprised they.

[C]

They do, don't they?

[B]

I don't think they've ever really collabed though. I know they're homies. That'd be a track.

[D]

Why haven't they though?

[B]

They should maybe. I bet after this and stuff. This is probably also not. Or teasing that something's in the works.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I bet Justin Bieber's gonna do a full on Taylor Swift eras tour after this.

[D]

You think so?

[B]

I think so. Because also his merch, he. His merch was like his old purpose tour merch but with Coachella on it. So he's like nodding back to past albums and stuff, seeing how big of A hit. Taylor Swift's ERAS tour was. Justin Bieber could do it. So it'll. I'm not gonna put pressure on him. He can do what he wants. He's so good in my book now.

[D]

After that, it just performance just depends on how much of the old he's gonna like, perform.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I mean? Because that's. I feel like that's what the. The Heiress tour of Justin Bieber would be. You want to hear everything throughout all the eras. Exactly. But yeah, I'm really glad that people got something really good.

[C]

I saw. I saw something online and I was like, that makes so much sense to me. Excuse me. A lot of people say that weekend one is for like influencers, celebrities, blah, blah, blah. And then weekend two is people who are just there for the music and the vibes are just so much better.

[B]

I kind of agree. And I would rather go to I'm two more than weekend one.

[D]

And it's been like that. It's been like that since I think we first started going. We always knew like in the back of our head, Weekend two is like definitely chiller and people are there for the music. And I think starting next year, I have a feeling weekend two is going to be the weekend to start going to if you really are just going for the music. Because I'm. I was, dude. I was watching all the shows and all the clips. The shows were better. I don't know if Coachella was like, we need to start getting week and two popping again.

[B]

Because I think all the performers too are way more confident because they've done it Weekend one. They're a little less nervous. They know how things are gonna sound. They know what it's going to be like on stage.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It just flows a little better.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Pink Panthers brought out Zara Larson. That looks cool. I know. Casey Musgraves did it like a last minute set at like 3pm in the day.

[D]

Madonna came out for Sabrina Carpenter.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Madonna sounded great.

[D]

Yeah, dude. The both of them just like singing that. It sounded amazing.

[C]

Terry Crews.

[B]

Terry Crews came out. Yes, he did.

[D]

I didn't see that part. What did he do?

[C]

You remember when she had Farrell?

[D]

I didn't see that. I didn't see that whole bit.

[B]

I haven't seen it yet.

[D]

I need to go.

[C]

I need to go watch it. He.

[B]

He did White Chicks. He did Thousand Miles.

[D]

He did what?

[B]

Yeah, it was. It was pretty cute. Did it like hit that great? I don't know. Oh. Oh.

[D]

That's probably why I didn't see a lot of clips, bro.

[C]

How does he still look so good? Peptides, baby, I kept my Zela body for like a year at most. You know this guy, he's getting, he's

[D]

getting, he's getting like not work, but he's going to like a special, special offices just to keep his, to keep his youth for sure.

[C]

He looks the same.

[B]

And Addison brought out Olivia Rodrigo, who I fucking love Olivia Rodrigo's new song Drop Dead is so fucking cool. She shot it in Versailles. The only artist to ever shoot a music video in Versailles. No French artist has ever been able to do it, but she fucking did it. And that, my friend, that is a fucking song. Diddy. That's a song.

[D]

I can't believe nobody else was able to like ever shoot a music video there.

[B]

I don't know the story on what made her so special and how she was able to do it. That girl Petra Collins, who's the director of like all of her. She's like our age, dude.

[A]

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[C]

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[B]

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[D]

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[B]

Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. I don't was able to make it happen. Maybe the French prime minister's daughter is like Olivier. Versailles must have been something like that. But it's just.

[D]

Was the music video good?

[B]

Yeah, it's. I mean you can tell they may shot it probably all within six hours or something. Like it's just like her dancing around and just like some lingerie running the halls of Versailles.

[D]

But I don't know But I don't think she ate, like, our 200th video, though, right?

[B]

Oh, oh, and guess who shot there. Guess who shot there.

[D]

Wait, shot where?

[B]

Somber's new music video is all. Where we shot the video.

[C]

Zade.

[B]

It's crazy. Like, all the rooms and stuff where all of us, like, had our moments.

[D]

Oh, that's sick.

[B]

I was watching. I'm like, we've been here first.

[D]

Did it first. Sorry. What if you saw that video? He's like, where. Where did Zane shoot this? You could have texted me, man. I would have told you. I would have given you a connect.

[B]

But, yeah, it's basically. It's like, similar to robbers by 1975.

[C]

I was gonna say that shot looked like it it.

[B]

And then they basically go on, like, a heist at the art museum. Maybe it's more towards, like, the last half. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yep, there it is.

[B]

It's all right there. Been there, done that. There, seen it, dude.

[D]

So 2019.

[B]

Somber's really cool, but, man, he's got so popular. Like, I really thought he was gonna be, like, my thing, but he's everyone's thing now. Like, I thought I was.

[D]

Oh, so now you just, like, don't like him anymore?

[B]

I do. I do like it. I think his music is good. Some of it gets a little fits in the tantrum. Me, like, lately where I'm like, like, let's go.

[D]

He does a lot of jokes on stage, I see.

[B]

Yeah, he.

[D]

He has a lot of fun up there.

[B]

He's cool.

[D]

Did you see him at. Oh, you didn't go to.

[B]

I didn't go to Coachella.

[D]

Didn't it. Somebody posted at. It was at Weekend two at Justin Bieber. They were out in, like, the field, like, all, like, jam packed, watching. Remember when I was telling you that it was so hard to go piss? You just had to stay where you are and just hold it and just fucking hope for the best. This fucking girl. Some person took a whole big fat shit.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

In the middle. Look in the middle.

[B]

O.

[D]

And then everybody had to make a big circle so they don't step in it. But somebody just could not hold their fecal matter any longer.

[C]

That's crazy.

[E]

I think somebody did step in it.

[D]

Yeah, that's a.

[C]

It's got a print.

[D]

Can you believe it?

[B]

I'm such a people pleaser. I would be like, that's disgusting. Make sure no one. I would have to have my eye on this area so no one would walk into it. But, like, I'm just doing it to myself, making it My problem, I just

[D]

can't even imagine, like, everybody like, like, giving the a. Okay. Like, oh, what's she doing? Oh, my God. And just like the person just sometimes.

[C]

Wait, wait, no, come here. Like, build a wall around me.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No, you have to block me.

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[D]

She's like, no, no, I just gotta pee.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Okay, we'll make a wall. And then they're like. Are you. Are you shitting? What's that smell?

[B]

She should have bought some coffee grounds or something. Like just add.

[D]

Or. You don't like the, you know, the white, like what you put in the bathtub. Just fucking get rid of the sting.

[B]

I also have medical issues. They just gotta go. Like, I mean that.

[D]

I mean, there's no excuse.

[C]

Wait, there's a POV of the person.

[B]

No, please, not people on in Tick Tock comments are too funny.

[D]

They are, They're. They're. They're so good.

[C]

I get jealous of how funny Tick Tock commenters are.

[B]

Oh, they're brilliant.

[D]

No, there's not actually not little bathrooms right there. It's pretty far. And when it's jam packed like that and Justin's about to perform, it's pretty tough to get there. But also, I mean, when you got a shit, I mean, that's when you gotta go. Like, you just gotta say goodbye to everybody. Say goodbye to Justin.

[C]

It's a wrap on your night.

[B]

Yeah, you use that bandana and just.

[D]

I would have honestly taken off my shirt. Just. That shirt is now on the floor. Yeah, cover it, cover it. You let that shit just out there letting the fucking follicles going into people's noses and yo.

[B]

Sorry. Now to step away from Coachella. Did you see what went down at a Virginia Tech spring football game?

[C]

No, what happened?

[B]

Okay, one spring football game. Yeah, I guess those happen for colleges, spring football games. And they had acting like. He knows the local military wanted to come in and do you know some skydivers. Very patriotic. But the winds, the. The on this day were a little high and this guy tries to land on the field and, oh, he's going

[D]

down way too fast.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

He runs into the sign and then like, is stuck hanging there off the scoreboard. He's totally fine.

[D]

Oh, he's fine. Damn. That didn't look fine. That looked like it hurt.

[B]

But like. Oh, I. Yeah, probably. But he's a soldier. He could probably take a little.

[D]

And they were doing, like. That wasn't a show for the game.

[B]

They were just being patriotic. You know how, like, there's Flyovers and stuff. But they shouldn't have done this at all because apparently there was a high wind advisory. Three other people were skydiving. One guy. Guy barely landed on the field. Another person landed in the parking lot, and this guy runs right into the jumbo.

[D]

I would have seen that as a sign. Like, oh, no.

[B]

The whole football team's like, our seasons.

[D]

What.

[C]

How do you get him down?

[B]

So he was stuck up there, and then the firefighters had to come get him. And I think it was like, 20 minutes. But, gosh, that's gonna be. So, like, did they.

[C]

Did they have to put the game on hold or did they, like, all right, well, you just play the game, but everybody's attention is still on the.

[B]

I don't think the game had started yet. And they really waited for him to, like, get fully down. Yeah.

[D]

Nobody would be watching.

[B]

That would drive me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like, help.

[D]

Help. Nobody reacted, like, crazy enough. Did he see the guy, like, look up? He was just like. Like, smiling. I'm like, what? Did it not, like, look as crazy as it looked to us when you were there?

[C]

I, like, nobody reacted crazier in person.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I think people are just in shock. They're just like, wait, what?

[C]

I think people. Yeah, when you. When something like that happens, you're like, this part of the show, like, where you're like. You kind of don't expect something to go wrong while you're there in person. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. You never know these days. I mean. Yeah, that looks like a mistake.

[B]

Oh, gosh. It's just like, you're, like, sitting there hanging in front of all these people, looking up at you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Just like, I'm fine. Just wait. Everyone be fine.

[D]

Did he not hit the corner of that? That looked like he hit right at the edge of that. His hip. Oh, just imagine your hip just hitting that at the top like that.

[B]

And this song that's playing is like, this is the Legends of Me

[D]

right after.

[B]

Boom.

[D]

This is how legends are made.

[B]

That would kill me. Oh, just like.

[D]

Oh, speaking of accidents, though, I mean, this happened, like, a couple weeks ago. You saw that school bus that. That lady was trying to pass the train tracks in Florida, and she. And she, like, she knew a train was coming. She was like, oh, no, I can get this bus through with a bus full of kids.

[A]

Kids.

[D]

Can you imagine? I would have. I would have killed that lady if my kid was on that, but I would have killed that lady.

[C]

It scraped the back of it, right? Like, it kind of got.

[B]

Did you see the pov of the kids on the bus.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Screaming like, the girl who's, like, legit in the back row is filming this moment happened. She's like, what the is wrong with you?

[D]

Barely hit that bus. I cannot believe she almost killed all those kids like that.

[B]

I want to be compensated for trauma. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

No, I think she. I think she went to. How long she go to? She's getting sentenced for.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

At least 10 years.

[D]

I. You know, I think I did see 10 years because at first I thought she was doing, like, on purpose. I thought she was, like, pulling a fucking.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Like, you think she was just like, oh, I'm going. Everybody's going. But no, she was just.

[C]

If y' all don't sit down, I'm not moving them. No, I'm not moving the bus.

[B]

I'm not moving. No, we're gonna sit here until everybody

[D]

sits in their seats.

[B]

Yeah. 29 felony counts of child neglect after driving a. With 29 students into the path because it.

[D]

It's 29 times. Oh, my God.

[B]

Boop, boop. And she's 67 o. Good luck. You might be.

[D]

Each parent is going to take that differently to. Oh, she. Yeah, she's not. She's not leaving that.

[B]

Do you still got to go to school the next day?

[D]

No, no, I think. I think those kids get a. They get some time off at least.

[C]

At least a week.

[B]

I mean, free Uber Lux pickup. You don't. You don't have to take the bus at all to go to school at

[D]

that point for the rest of the year. At that point. I think I'm taking my kid to school for a little bit, but.

[B]

Right. Honestly, I just don't trust work and stuff.

[D]

I know. Like, I think my work would understand this situation. I, Like, I don't know. I think they. I think it would work, but my kid's not getting any fucking anything other than a car that. That I'm in for a good amount of time.

[C]

How old were the kids?

[B]

I think maybe middle school. Elementary. Middle school, I would say from. I think the voices I heard.

[D]

Oh, that looked like elementary to me. Me. There were kids.

[B]

Well, the girl's like, what the are you doing? I mean, I mean, these kids these

[D]

days, I mean, I think they're cussing, too.

[C]

You. If a train's coming at me and I'm six years old, I'll be like, get the.

[D]

Like.

[B]

I mean, I still don't understand school buses, though. Why they're built that way, though. It's like sheet metal.

[D]

Oh, I know.

[B]

It's pretty bad. You can knock on the side of a. You could. Like, if someone took a panel off a school bus, I bet I could bend that with my own. Like, it just seems like the most counterintuitive method of transportation carrying a bunch of children.

[D]

Also, it's crazy how a seat belt. You have to wear a seatbelt on everything else but a school bus. Right. Then they don't require it.

[B]

But I think that's because, like, if, God forbid, something happens, you want to be able to, like, evacuate. I don't know what the logic is behind it. Yeah, it seems very dated. And all school buses seems like they were built in, like, 1975.

[D]

Yeah, it still looks like that. I'm just.

[C]

Yeah, you can't tell a new one from an old one.

[B]

No.

[C]

And then sometimes you'll see the one that still has, like, that rounded back, and you're like, damn, it's still running.

[B]

I know. What.

[D]

But, like, what can they make, though? That's not a. I don't know.

[B]

Make one that just looks like a tour bus, an RV bus. Like, the ones that you see, like, tourists go on with, like, comfy, nice things.

[D]

Well, those. I mean, those are a little tougher. I feel like to even maneuver, though.

[C]

I think that at least like a greyhound. Like Greyhound.

[D]

A greyhound. But it's like a mini greyhound.

[C]

It's like that.

[D]

Because greyhounds are really. They're big. They're giant.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Someone do it.

[E]

We took the metro in high school. They. They, like, had designated lines just for.

[D]

Really.

[B]

You took the bus? Bus, yeah, we took the bus.

[D]

Well, that makes sense.

[E]

So we were standing, ending. Just packed in there like sardines.

[D]

Oh, you. That's how you took the bus every time to school. Damn. Well, at least we got to sit.

[B]

I never took the bus to school.

[D]

Yeah, but I couldn't. I could definitely. Like, the yellow is still there, obviously, because, like, everybody. That's how people see school bus is just a yellow bus. But make it modern. Just make it super modern. Just like the. Just like the buses and.

[C]

Yeah. Just make new ones.

[D]

Yeah. I mean.

[B]

Right on.

[D]

Maybe they do have that. Oh, you know what? They do have those buses.

[B]

It depends on the school district. It depends on your funding. It depends. Wherever you're at. That must be nice.

[D]

Damn, that's a nice shit.

[C]

Inside is still like, that same shitty blue leather with a lap belt.

[B]

Right. It still doesn't look that secure.

[D]

I want. I wanted to lay down seats. Let's get massage chairs in there.

[B]

I want a magic school Bus. Can you imagine being like in the other class? Not Ms. Frizzle's class. Where did y' all go?

[D]

Inside someone.

[B]

We went to outer space today. We were inside.

[D]

We went inside someone's nose today.

[B]

Today.

[D]

Like, all right, that's an upgrade. All right, so they are, they are getting there.

[B]

Okay, they're getting there, they're getting there.

[C]

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[B]

I know that he had like a vision for it and they made Epcot post mortem after he died. So he never got to see Epcot. Yeah, I know that it was like a vision for the future or just in a way show off things that they were working on or wanted to do. I don't.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Oh. Kind of like Disney headquarters type thing where it's like, it's a.

[C]

No, it was like a circle city that was going to be like, like everything inside this little bubble that you would have your tram transportation, there was going to be schools there. It was going to be constantly evolving and people that lived there were like working and testing on like new Technologies. And it was basically this, like, test.

[B]

Utopia city.

[C]

Yes. Like this perfect utopia of town. I think it was supposed to have, like, 20,000 people that lived there or something like that, but everything. All you would need in this little, like, circle area.

[D]

It's like paradise.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Basically what he was thinking, and that was in, like, the late 60s, and then he died. And it never.

[B]

You know, I didn't know his vision was like, oh, I want people to, like, live there. And this can be, like, a model in a blueprint.

[C]

Hospitals, everything.

[B]

We could be revisiting cities in the future. No, I didn't know that.

[D]

That's pretty crazy. And, of course, Mr. Disney man himself probably lives right in that middle, in that tall, tall top floor of that building.

[C]

And then apparently, that center was supposed to be like a hotel, but also like a. What do they call them? Convention center.

[B]

Oh, yeah, because the inside is the ride.

[C]

Like, 20 years later, they built Epcot. What is it supposed to stand for? Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then they were, like, 20 years later, they just made a theme park

[D]

called Epcot that's wild.

[C]

But it was supposed to be, like, a full city to, like, live in.

[D]

They should have changed the name.

[B]

Tomorrowland is like.

[D]

It's not. It's not EPCOT anymore. Epcot is Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. But the EPCOT is. You're traveling through different countries and experiencing different countries.

[B]

That's on, like, one side of it. Like, it's all kind of like the. The. The. The.

[D]

I thought that was epcot.

[B]

I thought Epcot does have this, like, you get to go around the world and stuff. But then there's other sections, too, that are honoring, like, sustainability with environment.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Fast transportation, electricity. Like, each. They have this, like, vision of it. I did watch some documentary about EPCOT before I went there, kind of about it. I was just excited to go see all the different countries. But then, I gotta be honest, it didn't hit the way I thought it would hit.

[D]

Well, because you've traveled to the actual countries and experience, but you're a little, like.

[B]

You're a little, like. But this isn't it. Like, you feel like it's just this, like, faux experience of international travel.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You're not kind of overwhelmed? I don't know. It's. It just maybe I. I couldn't drink that much there because I had to do a big event that night.

[D]

So, I mean. I mean, of course that's going to look like that. It's not going to be the actual temple.

[B]

I think Just like what I had in my head for what it was was like not how I was like vibing with it, but I did enjoy my time.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And then like the pyramids weren't even like real pyramids.

[D]

Just making it that size. Can you imagine?

[C]

But I thought that was so cool. But yeah, it was supposed to be like a bubble that was climate controlled and like perfect all the time.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

I would live there, I think, or visit. I could see myself in there. But yeah, that's literally paradise.

[B]

True.

[D]

Literally. That show this, I mean, this was everywhere. I'm sure you guys have seen already. Vitaly, you know that he's a live streamer. He, he does.

[B]

Was he in jail?

[D]

He was in jail, but he got out. And he has spent all of his time, most of his time, catching predators on the Internet. So he'll have a team posing as underage and then he'll meet them and, and live stream. And it's not pre filmed, it's live stream. So when they catch them, you see them in the moment and then they're caught. Right.

[C]

But he was also like going above and beyond and like acting like he was about to give that, like they won like a Lamborghini when.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Approached the person.

[D]

I think the way he was approaching it, I know they're, they're predators and doing something wrong, but I think the way he was approaching it, a lot of people weren't fans of it because he was on like, he would, he would abuse them, he would like hurt them, he'd like shave their head. Like he was like the way he would treat some of these guys, like, it just, it didn't sit right. It was almost like he was doing it for his own amusement instead of like actually protecting, like, let the, let

[C]

the cops handle it.

[B]

Like exploitive.

[C]

Yeah, because. Because at that point they might be able to get away with something because they were like not abused, but like things were done to them. You know, it's like, don't even make it to where you could potentially be in trouble for. Do like catch. Like just catch him. Let the cops handle shit. Just like let it be done.

[D]

So in this case, Vitaly has his team snapping somebody imposing as an underage person, but she forgot to mention she was underage in the chat and tells the guy to meet up, up. And so when the guy meets up,

[B]

it's this like, normal guy.

[D]

Normal guy. He's an Indian kid and he's Indian because it's important he shows up. And then obviously vitality shows up. He's like, oh, blah, blah. You're exposed. You're a pedophile. Why are you meeting with the kid? And. And he's like, what are you talking about? No, I wasn't meeting up with the kid. She said she was 18. He's like, no, you're a liar. And he starts, like, being just totally racist to this kid. Kid, like just singing an Indian to him and just.

[B]

Whoa.

[D]

And he going above and beyond. And then they look back and see that the girl forgot to mention on the spot. On the spot, on the spot. Like while they were. While they were streaming. And obviously it goes everywhere. Everyone's like, oh, Vitali, you're.

[B]

Does he. Does he recognize this in the moment? Like, oh, I'm sorry.

[D]

Yes. But the thing is that. That doesn't matter. It's been clipped and it's been spread. Spread.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[D]

So this kid, obviously, he. I think he. His dad. I don't know, his dad is a lawyer or something. But he is gonna go full on sue.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely.

[D]

I mean, if that was me, I would do everything.

[B]

Drain everything you're worth, dude.

[D]

Because there's being accused of being a predator. Like, that is almost as bad as being a predator itself. Like, the whole. The whole world now sees you as a predator.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And there's. And nothing can take that back. Doesn't matter how many, like, videos that you make saying that you're not a predator anymore. That video of you being a predator is always going to circulate and it'll always hurt you.

[B]

This apology ain't enough that I'm seeing right now on the screen.

[D]

He said he was going to take like a little break, but he was going to come back to it later. But, man, I. The first of all, these should not be live streamed because there is a huge risk in live streaming these things because. Because easily a mistake can happen. Like, if you're gonna film it, sure. But you gotta make sure if you're fucking streaming it that you're. You're getting the right person. And I think there was another. A guy that actually showed up to that spot where everybody's like, wait, is that the guy that she was. That was like, that he was actually.

[B]

Actually having correspondence with an underage person.

[D]

But we don't know because there was somebody else supposed to meet up there and it was the wrong person.

[B]

Golly.

[D]

But man, it was me sick. It was bad. Bad. And he apologized for it. But it.

[B]

He.

[D]

I don't think he apologized as good as what he was doing exposing him. You know what I Mean, like, he did everything he could to expose it, but, like, the apology I don't think matched.

[B]

Have you seen that? Some people who are getting caught, like, yeah. Being a predator and meeting up with someone underage, the moment they're getting caught, they. They start playing, like, music as a way, because then the person can't monetize off the content of them getting exposed. They'll start playing music. So it's like copywritten music. And it's like a way of, like, I feel that's combating back what they're trying to film because they can't make the content and stuff. Or, like, it's not. It's also, like, sometimes like, Karen's and stuff. Like, people who, like, get agitated, but it's. I don't know. I heard about that on a podcast.

[D]

I think that's the last thing I'm thinking about if I'm caught as a predator.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The last thing I'm thinking about is playing music. So it. They don't make money off it on YouTube, like, I think. I think we're past that point.

[C]

Oh, this is the.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, this is the video. But he doesn't believe him. Sorry.

[B]

Sorry, bro.

[A]

Wrong person.

[C]

Wrong person.

[D]

Maybe it's a misunderstanding.

[B]

Wait, no, do. Oh, God, this guy sucks.

[D]

Wait, wait, you trolling too? You got the messages?

[B]

No, she said maybe it's probably deleted on his. Wait, wait. I swear to God. Okay, wait. It's a CNC kink. It's a public kink.

[D]

Like what?

[E]

A CNC kink?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What is that?

[E]

Consensual non consent.

[B]

A BDSM kink scenario in which participate.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I guess that wasn't a good start to that.

[B]

But why are all streamers, like, most of these? I mean, like, I'm talking about the streamers that are, like, walking around and stuff. Why do they all, like, act the same?

[D]

It's because.

[B]

Act like they're just like. And it's because.

[D]

And I'm not. I'm not excusing. It's because when you're on camera 24 7, you're like, you're. You're just on all the time. And that doesn't excuse you, somebody being an. But it's. I think it gets to the point where they're doing it so much. Much. They just turn into this like.

[B]

Like this autopilot.

[D]

Autopilot. Just like, like in anything. You just do anything in order to keep garnering views and keep people on their watching. Because these guys make so much money.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Streaming and I Think. And the people that are watching, I think it's, they're, they're, they're, I think they're just young guys that like watching that type of. Yeah, it's just, I don't think, I don't think they have, I don't think they have a lot of girls watching these streamers. I, I personally, like, like, those specific streamers. I don't think they have girls watching those.

[B]

Well, I know, right? A bunch of like, young teen think this is, like, sick.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But it's just strange.

[D]

Very interesting. I, I, I've never understood it. I never understood how, like, people can watch. I understand some streamers, like, some streamers are like, you know, very entertaining. They're very funny. I get it. But the ones that are just going around and causing a, just riots. I, I, I don't understand that. But I guess, I guess people love watching Train wrecks too, you know? Right? Like, people love watching just uncomfortable. People love watching Kill Tony. Like, Kill Tony, dude, I, it's so hard for me to get through a Kill Tony episode. It's a, it's a as funny as I find, like, the comedians, the minute they bring somebody up and they start going, I, like, cannot watch it. It makes me sick to my stomach.

[C]

And it's, it's so weird because it's like, I feel like people think they have to, but, like, you look at, like, I show speed. Like, he's not an asshole, dude. He's not that Persona, right?

[B]

I know that they're not assholes, but their demeanor while they're like, having someone on and they have their chat and stuff and they're like, talking to them. I never feel like they're really listening to the person they're having on, on. They're like, they're just like, yeah, so what are you working on? And they're looking at the chat. That's sick, man. So, yeah, what's that, like, doing? Like, it's just, I never feel like they're listening.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, or Aiden Ross was, like, talking with, like, David Spade and like, they're in his house and he's like, yeah, who is that big, that big celebrity or, like, director who got, like, killed recently? And David Spade's like, yeah, Rob Reiner, he was murdered. Like, and he's like, oh, yeah, that's just, that's insane. Like, but it's not. I, I think just being a genuine, like, adult human listening to someone, because

[D]

I think they have, I think they just have to be super focused on the chat because I Think people don't. Like when you're not focused on the

[B]

chat that's going at a million miles an hour and you can't even like read one fucking sentence.

[D]

I think it's. Again, I think it all comes down to. I think the more people that, that, that type in, the more people that go in the chat, if he's, if he's focused on the chat, that means people are sending more donations. I, there's, I think there's a, there's a science to it. There's a reason why they are constantly looking because I, because I know times where like when Heath and I are doing a lot live and we're off the chat for a little bit, we're just talking people. People notice like, hey, you're not looking at the chat. So can you imagine they're 30, 40,000 times bigger than us.

[B]

I just think this is a terrible influence. If you're a 16 year old and you think that this young guy who's out there like killing it, like making money and this is how he talks to other adults and people that like, oh, this is how I need to interact with the world. It's just, it doesn't seem like I've

[D]

never, I've never seen any of his stream. I know who he is. I've never seen him streams. Is he, Is he like, Is he like how he was in this interview all the time or is it. Was it just like this one moment that would got like clips?

[B]

Yeah, kind of. I'm not going to hate. He's a very successful kid. He is very smart. He's a businessman. But Aiden Ross is like demeanor. Like I don't like it. Like I'm like, that's not my type of person.

[D]

Is it like, is it. Would you say it's like cold? Like, what do you mean? Like, like he's not like, he's just not paying attention to that person.

[B]

If someone's saying something I'm listening to, I'm like, that's interesting. So, yeah, tell me more about that. He just has like this certainly like. All right. Yeah, cool and just like moves.

[D]

But also I, I think that's like most of these like dude streamers too. It's. It's just like a. I think it's like this like they. You kind of like want to look cool at the same time too. I like, I just feel like that's what.

[C]

Yeah, the big A huge thing is like the cool guy.

[D]

Yeah, the cool guy act. I mean that. I feel like that's what I see a lot in these guys stream and

[C]

I feel like a lot of people watching are just waiting for something to happen. Yeah, yeah, like something bad. Not. They're not like. I don't know how to explain it, but like the people that walk around lot live and like do like IRL streams just like, who's the one young kid that's like a douche?

[D]

Doherty. Yeah.

[C]

You're just like. I feel like people like hate watch him just to like see something go wrong.

[D]

And I think, and I think they understand that now too. And they're just kind of like, okay, oh, if I'm. If I'm. If I'm this like villain, then I'm just gonna, that's gonna be my thing. So I think it's just like that's how like if everybody started looking at like. I mean obviously I don't do like that but like if I started doing and like people started watching me more and more and I just start turning into this villain, I might just become that. I'm just gonna become that like, fuck it, like people think that low of me already. I'm just gonna like make money off it. Now again, I'm not saying that, but it's just like these, these guys make a ton of money and of course when you see all that money coming in like that, that much, you're just like, oh, this is worth working.

[B]

I'm just gonna keep going and Clavicular. What he like overdose in the club or whatever.

[D]

So I, I thought this was, I thought like that whole thing was a bit. I thought the whole like shoulder pad thing, the. Or he takes like.

[B]

I thought the looks maxing stuff.

[D]

Yeah, I just thought it was a bit until I, until I really started. I. I don't know if it's a

[B]

bit or not the looks maxing stuff. Some of it's a bit.

[D]

But he also. But he OD'd on. He, he.

[B]

Well, yeah, now he's not been doing very well because when he, because he's. I think he's a bit on the spectrum and when he goes out and he's like socializing with these like girls and stuff at the club. Club, he's not fully comfortable. So he's been like, have you ever taken a little bit of pills? Taken drink, drinking and stuff?

[D]

Have you ever sat and watched any of his like lies?

[B]

Yes, I've seen many, many clips. The only time he seemed genuinely happy was when he was with Woe Vicky.

[D]

He made us happy too, right?

[B]

Exactly. In heaven. I think they need to Be together. I just clavicular. Like, he just never smiles or like, laughs or interacts really.

[D]

It's because it's the cool. It's the cool guy thing. You just kind of to want to like, look chill, look cool. Don't let.

[B]

He was at the club and then like sit down on a booth and he's like, hold on, I gotta like, sit down for a second. And the camera like pans over his two friends and then they're like, look. They look at him, but the camera doesn't show him. They like had to shut it off and now he's apparently sober now or he's off substances.

[D]

Did you see the clip of. Well, I mean, he, you know. Clif, you've seen like his stream clips, right? So he's streaming all the time. He'll stream a lot at parties too. And like, he'll get like, drunk. I think he drinks, right? Yeah, he seems up. Yeah, yeah, he'll like, get up. There's all these girls around, dude. There's like, they'll put this on stream and I'm so surprised that it's like fucking allowed. But dude, you're watching this, you're. I saw a clip of this, but this girl is like grabbing his junk and just like squeezing it like this as he's like sitting there talking. And this is all like on the stream.

[B]

But these like onlyfans girls who are trying to like, get. Get a little moment in a clip. So people like, who's that girl? Who's that crazy enough to do that?

[D]

I don't have no idea. But like, dude, I. It's just crazy that these girls, they choose to like, be put in that.

[B]

I would have like, same rule for my daughters and even my son. Even if you're drunk down on the street and you see a guy making a YouTube video and trying to get people to come up, do not go up to them.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Also, if you see a live streamer, do not go up to them and interact in the video. As fun and as much as your friends are going to be excited to be it, let them be in the video. Because once that's out there, there is no getting that back.

[D]

It's a really good rule. It's a really good rule for a parent. Like just, just one. Just like, hey, if you're going to go out, be safe, but do not go up to any cameras.

[B]

Yes. Like, don't. You can make all the content you want that you're in control of.

[D]

It seems exciting when you see yourself online. Yeah. But it's like it's forever. It will always be circulating. It will always be sent to some. And all your friends will see it and all your loved ones will see it. It's like this scary fucking thing. I can't believe we do this every week. Because we put it out there and then that's it.

[C]

And they get.

[D]

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[C]

It's crazy that the whole looks maxing like that lingo is so real. Like we went to a coffee shop, energy drink shop the other day and there was like eight girls working there, like not taking orders, but they were like filming the drinks and they were just like, oh my God, look, look, look. It's like looks maxing and they're like filming these videos of the. It was, it was so weird. Like just that in real life, if that makes sense.

[D]

Like you're saying you saw that, you heard that they.

[C]

Yeah, saw it and heard it. They were just like, oh my God, you're so looks maxing right now. And it was just like.

[D]

But like it doesn't even, it doesn't even make sense.

[C]

Like because you see the comments online.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, like you see people like typing it. But to See, people like, actually saying.

[D]

Actually using it as like, a real. In a real sentence.

[C]

It's so interesting.

[D]

And Kvik, he came up with that word.

[C]

I. I don't. I don't know if he came up with it, but it was like. Like just the terminology of doing that.

[B]

Finding little hacks to improve your appearance. We should come.

[C]

The new thing now. I don't know if you've seen it, but people are cutting this little part of their eye and, like, going down with it.

[D]

Cutting it, like, with a.

[C]

Like. With like a little razor blade.

[B]

Come again? To do what?

[C]

Whatever this part of your eye is right where it comes to a point.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If it points downward, it's like, more appeal.

[D]

Filling down, like.

[B]

So they're like, scarring themselves to create, like, a part of the looks.

[C]

Maxing is doing things to your body to, like, look better, whatever. So they're cutting that little flap, that little. Where it comes to a point.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

If you cut it down, it makes your eye look more like.

[D]

Can you type in? Yeah. Looks maxing, cutting edge of eye.

[C]

That. Yeah. You see how it points down like that?

[B]

Like, it gets more of a sharper edge than normal. Golly. What time. Time are we living in?

[D]

That's insane. I come back next week with a fucking Zane Jones. It's just scabbing.

[B]

Zane, what have you been doing?

[D]

Just infected.

[B]

What? I'm trying to get my.

[D]

You can't even, like, really tell, though.

[B]

That is just. That is some crazy shit.

[D]

That's wild. I mean, they gotta. They gotta do a pretty deep, like, slit, right, in order to, like. For it to just stay like that.

[C]

Cutting your medial canthus.

[D]

This. Should we look?

[C]

Should we look?

[D]

Smacks in the unwind. Let's. Let's do it all.

[E]

Did you guys see Clavicular's 60 Minutes interview?

[B]

No.

[D]

The.

[E]

The interviewer basically is just like, how do you feel about being lumped in with some of, like, the Red Pill, you know, creators like Andrew Tate online. And for some reason, it just. It triggers something in him where he just, like. He's like, all right, we're getting political with this. He's like, no, I'm not trying to be political. I'm just like. That's genuinely who the. The media, like, lumps you in with. How do you feel about that? And he goes, I don't know. How do you feel about your wife cheating on you? Like, I didn't get to look into that. And whatever. The interviewer is like, I'm not married. And he's like, whatever. I'M I'm done. Thank you for your time. And, like, gets up. It's like, six minutes into the interview.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

What? Yeah.

[E]

And he just walks out so much

[B]

more like 54 minutes. Or wait, no, no, just six.

[C]

Six minutes.

[B]

Really? Yes, I did see that clip. But what's funny, though, is, like, the guy who's interviewing him is, like, a handsome gentleman too. Like, I think Clavic here is, like, a little intimidated that the guy who's interviewing him is actually, like, an attractive dude who's pretty, smart and well rounded.

[D]

Was he. Was he interviewing him in, like, a him?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, I thought it was just.

[B]

You could tell that he's just, like, a little intimidated by this guy. In the whole interview, I've only seen, like, little clips of it.

[D]

How old is it?

[B]

Is he clavicular?

[C]

Yeah, he's young.

[B]

25, maybe.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Maybe younger than that. 20? He's 20. How is he going into these clubs then if he's 20 years old?

[D]

He's 20. Oh, damn. He's drinking on live streams.

[E]

Yeah, that's bad.

[D]

How's he getting away with that? Oh, two days before Tony's birthday. How exciting.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[D]

They're both. They're both the same zodiac sign. Oh, Tony's gonna be a stranger Streamer.

[C]

I pray he's not.

[D]

I can't believe he's 20. That's insane.

[B]

Yeah, he's gonna get his comeuppance.

[C]

His what?

[D]

His what?

[B]

What is that? What is that Comeuppance? It's just, like, you're gonna get your time. It's coming for you.

[C]

Oh, oh, oh, it's slime.

[D]

Interesting.

[C]

Matt, I feel like you would like this, actually. So a new Ferrari is coming out.

[B]

Ooh.

[C]

That's fully electric.

[B]

Say more, say less.

[D]

Oh, Heath, I would love this too, but you would.

[C]

Actually, the interior was designed. What's his name, the guy who did the apple.

[B]

Johnny.

[C]

Yes, he's the one who designed the interior. And when you look at it, it looks like Apple made a car.

[B]

Whoa. Yeah, because Johnny.

[C]

Not.

[B]

I've. I don't think is at Apple anymore. So this is, like, what he's been up to, but, yeah, it moves.

[D]

Oh, nice.

[C]

It looks like an Apple watch. Like, the whole thing just feels like an app. Apple watch to me.

[B]

Oh, wait, that's. How much is it, Zane?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

I'm not buying you, but how much is it? Oh, yeah, we don't know yet, but people hate it. Why?

[B]

Like, Ferrari heads hate it.

[C]

Yeah, there's like a huge debate right now, like, that people are like, back and forth. Like, a lot of people hate it, but then, like, a lot of people love it.

[D]

I can see why Ferrari, like, drivers hate it, though.

[B]

Do they hate it because of the look of it or that it's just an electric car and they shouldn't be making electric cars. Got $500,000.

[C]

There's both.

[B]

Well, I don't know. With the day with gas prices and the straight of Hormuz, I'm looking at some evs already.

[D]

My buddy just. My buddy just sold this truck because he. The gas is just too much.

[B]

It is.

[D]

He's going electric.

[B]

A little crazy. It's sleek, it's cool. I think I would like a more tan interior.

[D]

But you love that tan interior you had on your Evo.

[B]

I always have to have a tan interior. I can't do a black interior, but okay. But that seat is brown. I'm. I. I mean, I'm vibing with it. I'm not a ferra guy, but if I was, I'd can. And if I was rich.

[D]

Is it the Ferrari luche or loose?

[B]

Probably luche. Luce Ferrari. It's Italian.

[D]

He's. I want that for my birthday.

[C]

Oh, you. You want a $500,000 Ferrari for your birthday?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Can you give me it?

[C]

Okay, yeah, sure, sure.

[B]

I want it.

[E]

I will say I hate this shifter.

[B]

Yeah. Make it bigger. Make it more masculine.

[E]

It's a little this and a Ferrari. That's a crime.

[D]

I mean, it's electric. I mean it.

[B]

But why not with some masculine these. You know, you almost want people to be like, damn, that, that's electric. Versus being like. That's probably electric.

[C]

I hate, I hate that you can tell a car is electric by looking at it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I mean, they, they, they want it to look electric, though. I think they, like, they do it on purpose.

[C]

Something about the front grills of every electric car just throws me off.

[D]

It's. It's like a. It's like an electric. It's like a. Like a. What do you call it? Like a go kart or Not a go cart.

[C]

But it's like a too, like, it's usually too smooth. Like, it's always just like, Like a.

[B]

Yeah, it just looks a little. It looks eco friendly.

[D]

It looks like I.

[C]

But I will say. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Zayn, you're going to like this too, Matt. I know you're going to like it. Look up the all new. Do you remember the brand scout?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

They used to make cars I got.

[D]

I got to see a picture.

[B]

So I know about the Scout truck.

[C]

Super iconic vintage cars. They're coming out with fully electric versions of it, bringing the brand back.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And they're actually really cool.

[D]

Yeah, it kind of looks like a Bronco. A Bronco?

[C]

Yeah, Truck and SUV version.

[B]

But it looks better than the Bronco. I think it looks more true to what the Broncos should be looking like.

[D]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

That's cool. That's fun. That is.

[D]

That's really nice.

[B]

2028. We're never gonna make it.

[D]

I know.

[B]

We're never gonna make it. Things are always, like, two years in advance, even if it's movies and stuff. I'm like, I'm never gonna make it. 60,000. Not bad.

[D]

Honestly, I thought it was gonna be more. More than that.

[B]

That's kind of fun.

[C]

It's like. It's a better one.

[D]

Should we get one.

[B]

Should we get one together? A little matching Scout. Scout's honor.

[D]

That's the orange and blue, right? They always do that. It's always the colors orange and blue. There's another. There's another.

[B]

I like that. I like that interior a lot.

[D]

Interior is nice. Damn, that's nice inside. That's the. That's the Scout. Yeah, that inside is crazy for success.

[E]

They also have a more, like, retro version where the. The front seat is a bench and not like it doesn't have the middle console.

[D]

So it's like, pull it up. I want to see it like a

[B]

jumper seat or what?

[C]

Or like the old school where it looks like just like a sofa. Like, no arm. Like, it's just. You could slide all the way across.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, it's just up.

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[D]

Or it's.

[B]

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[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

All right, all right, all right.

[D]

Maybe, maybe I'll switch my Tesla for that.

[C]

I could see you in that.

[D]

Yeah, me too.

[E]

Speaking of not making it and like the world ending, I just learned about, I just learned about this, this like meteor that's on its way, like has this like seven year orbit or something like that where it's, it's on its way to Earth. And at first when scientists found it, they gave it like a 30% chance of colliding with Earth. And it's going to pass by us in 2029.

[D]

Thank God. We're going to see the scout.

[E]

It's. Yeah, it's going to pass by us in 2029 and it's going to get so close that it passes in between Earth and how far some of our satellites orbit. And basically the new math that they've done on it is that they've given it like a 600 to 700 mile range where if we, if our orbit pulls it in further than that, that means in seven years when it comes back, it's definitely hitting Earth.

[B]

How big?

[D]

Seven years.

[E]

It's catastrophic. Yeah, I think it's the size of the Eiffel Tower, which is, that's, that's pretty big. And it's, it's named after the Greek God of chaos. I think it's called awesome. It's called Apophis.

[B]

Oh boy.

[D]

I mean that. Very fitting. I could, Yeah, I could see that happening. Damn. At least we know we have seven years.

[B]

But it's the size of the. Oh, it's bigger than that.

[D]

Damn. Oh, that's going to fuck our shit.

[B]

But don't asteroids like lose a bit of their mass as they like go through the atmosphere? But it is okay, it's five football fields but like when it comes down want to be like one football field maybe.

[D]

Oh, Heath, we going to have a big ass party. We're going to have a big party. Let's do it.

[C]

I hate saying this, but I've always thought that I was going to, to live to see, live up until the end of the world happening.

[D]

Like you're, you're. Oh, you're going to like, like that,

[C]

that it Would be in my lifetime.

[D]

Oh you.

[C]

Not that I would survive but it. I've just always had this.

[B]

I was thinking about that on the drive here.

[C]

Weird feeling that damn.

[D]

We. Our generation. Our generation is not prepared for something like this.

[C]

You could say cooked.

[B]

I want to be optimistic.

[D]

Imagine that Astro coming and everyone's like chat, we're cooked. They're. They're pointing their cameras. Yo Chat. Yo Chad. Is that real? Is that as we're cooked?

[C]

Just you find out the asteroids about to hit us through.

[B]

I always, I always worry about though like when something like this happens would like the government or the world like try for us not to know because it would just cause chaos. But then there would be these like whistleblowers and people try. It would be just like don't look up the movie.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Where it's like no one wants to believe it.

[E]

It's funny you say that there's like a conspiracy theory right now that that's exactly what's happening. Because there's like a dozen or so signs scientists that would have like the work that they were doing would have known about this and they've all gone missing.

[B]

Oh. Part of the scientists that have been like getting killed under mysterious circumstances and gone missing. And I heard about that too.

[D]

That's so weird. Oh yeah, that's. But you know we're not gonna freak out.

[B]

Just tell us.

[E]

You know, humanity would absolutely freak out.

[D]

But just like. But we'll be there for each other.

[C]

You know the Malaysian flight that disappeared.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Did you know there was a ton of like really important signs scientists on that flight?

[D]

Oh come on. There's no way we would have known that by now.

[C]

I thought I would too, but I just found that out. It's. It's like a modern day.

[D]

Isn't everybody's names. Weren't everybody's names released from the flight log? I believe so we would have like that would have been a huge thing

[C]

already involve Australian researcher.

[D]

Because I'm sure everybody. People that were really interested, they were investigating it. They looked at all the names. They looked up everybody's names that would have. That would have come out by now.

[E]

Oh, here it is.

[D]

20.

[C]

The semiconductor.

[E]

Yeah. 20 employees from US based free scale Semiconductor including engineers and manufacturing staff were among the 239passengers.

[D]

Shut up. Fucking hell, Dan. We really living in a scandal episode. Just fucking killing off one by one. And we're all seeing it. We're just like, well there's nothing we can do about it.

[C]

Oh, US Based Free Scale Semiconductor. Little fishy that's bizarre.

[D]

Oh my God. I mean, we're not next, right? We can talk about this. That's okay, right? Look, I'm not, I'm not trying to die in like a random like a car accident, like I. Or go missing.

[C]

I don't know. And all the people opposed. Oh, the Federal Reserve.

[D]

I don't oppose. I love the Federal Reserve.

[C]

I think died on the.

[D]

You know what I think, I think make a of bit bigger. Make the Reserve bigger. We love you guys.

[E]

Yesterday, House oversight committee to investigate missing and dead scientists.

[B]

Good.

[D]

But that's just the government.

[E]

But then, but then investigating themselves.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, no, no, we'll look into it. Yeah, everything checks out. Everything's okay.

[D]

They're like, they're catching on. Oh my God. But how scary it is like you like being the one like the top person to like investigate on this. Like you're, you're not next. Seriously, you're next. If you're not with them, you're next.

[C]

You're next.

[D]

You're next. I am, I am blind to this. What scientist? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[C]

Dude, just imagine like, dude, if I was in like one of those three letter organizations, bro, I. Boy, I'd be blabbing my mouth. I would be the biggest.

[D]

I'd be the biggest guest on every podcast show. You put it. You put a black silhouette over my face. I'd have a different voice. Yeah, I'd be everywhere.

[C]

I would be.

[D]

Do you believe those, by the way? Those, those shows or episodes where they're bringing on like somebody from the three letter organization and then they like they're silhouetted and do you believe those? I never believe them.

[C]

I feel like I've seen some clips when I was younger, but I don't know what it was like involving, but I feel like I see mostly on like abuse or disappearances or more like murder aspects where people don't want to reveal their identity.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

It all depends on who's covering the story. And like being reliable journalists, I just

[D]

think that if you've ever worked in that agency, I just don't think you'd ever put yourself in that, like even risk it to be a silhouette and have a different voice. It just because they could find out quickly who.

[C]

All they, all they do is just like drop it into like some software, bump the ISO and like just boost exposure and it's your full face.

[D]

Or they just, they literally go to the person, the production who posted it and go like, who was it?

[B]

Oh, I could just tell. Be like, that's Dale in a county.

[C]

He has a hair.

[B]

Are you kidding? Like, oh, no, it's fake.

[D]

No, we were just having a little bit of fun.

[B]

Yeah, I could spot that. Is this you? Don't. Don't walk away from me right now. This is you.

[D]

Why are you posing as a CIA agent? You're gonna kill us. You're gonna get us killed.

[C]

Oh, I just want to know the secrets.

[D]

I know. I wish that'd be so.

[B]

Like, sometimes it's better not to know.

[C]

The thing is, that is true.

[D]

It is very true. But I just, like, I. I just want to know before I, like, leave this Earth. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, if the asteroid was coming to Earth, I. I want all. I want to see all secrets. Everything is being released.

[A]

I.

[D]

We want to see it all. We are about to be wiped up. Let us at least get all that info.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Come on, please. All the people. All the people that are mysteriously dead, if you're still alive, come on out. Go. Go on live stream. Yes, Epstein, if you're alive, live stream straight.

[C]

But it's like one of those things that happens, like when they said TikTok was ending and everybody started telling secrets, and then it didn'. Asteroids. The asteroids come in, the government just lets it all out. Just blazes by. Doesn't hit.

[D]

They're like.

[C]

And then we have to live the rest of our lives knowing all this.

[D]

Yeah, there was kind of cool. There was, like, one TikToker that actually did say something pretty bad. And then TikTok never went away. And everyone's like, yo, you. I forget what it was, but I remember everybody talking about. I was like, that was crazy. Even if. Even if TikTok really did shut down, you still have social media.

[C]

Yeah, like, there's other platforms. People just wanted an excuse. They just wanted to talk.

[D]

Yeah, like an astro was coming to Earth, y'.

[E]

All.

[D]

That's. That's how some people took it. Honestly.

[E]

Oh, one other thing I forgot to mention about the. The asteroid is that the closest day it gets to Earth in 2029 is Friday the 13th. April. April 13th, 2029.

[B]

And that's a Friday.

[C]

Friday.

[D]

Someone up there loves to play with us. They love to play with us. Oh, my goodness.

[E]

Can you.

[D]

Can you imagine?

[E]

They set up centuries of superstition just to. With us in 2029.

[D]

Or maybe. Maybe an. Maybe the aliens up there sending that over, and they. They know about Friday the 13th, and they're like, we want this, though.

[C]

Oh, this going to them.

[D]

We want this to make content to earth. Wow. Wow. What a great conspiracy episode.

[C]

Damn right it kind of did.

[D]

Yeah. Wow. How fun. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Zayn and Heath Unfiltered. You can check out these episodes every Monday audio form and all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com Zane and Heat.

[C]

That's right, baby. And if you want to check out the Patreon patreon.com Zayn and Heath we keep these cameras rolling. We do an unwind every single episode you get. Basically like a bonus extended cut of every single podcast. We do early access ad free. You get a live Q and A every month, a bonus episode every single single month. Again, patreon.com zaynanheath if you want to check it out.

[D]

And for the unwinders, we'll see you in five, four, three, two, one.

[B]

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