331: Zane Has Officially Lost His Mind

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered Ep. 331 - "Zane Has Officially Lost His Mind"

Release Date: May 4, 2026
Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt, Jared

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Episode Overview

This episode of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered brings back classic chaotic energy as the crew reunites in the studio, recounting recent wild adventures, questionable fitness trends, celebrity run-ins, creator events, and spirals into topics from influencer culture to dark medical stories. The episode balances hilarious banter, behind-the-scenes tales from the creator world, and unexpected forays into serious issues, all delivered with the podcast's signature irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

Fitness Fads and the Bungee Class Experience

• [01:34] The crew kicks things off by sharing their latest group activity: a trendy bungee fitness class – the kind popularized on TikTok.
  • Zane describes: “We did like a bungee class… you know the classes that you see on TikTok where the white ladies are all doing it? Yeah, the comments are just like, ‘White women will do anything but work out.’” (Zane, 01:35)
  • The class was more challenging than anticipated—“I wouldn’t say fun. I would say an experience. It’s more of a workout than fun.” (Zane, 02:10)
  • Diaper-like harnesses were less than comfortable; both bemoan post-class headaches and confusion over the moves.
  • “We were getting like the steps confused… we were just jumping straight to our knees.” (Heath, 03:04)
• [03:40] Comparison to goofy fitness trends “like the old people drumming on yoga balls” and sharing nostalgia for “silly but fun” exercise alternatives.

Matt’s Public Speaking Debut in NYC

• [06:56] Matt recounts his recent trip to New York to emcee an Instagram/Facebook creator summit.
  • Unexpectedly, he had no teleprompter and had to rely on cue cards. This caused pre-show anxiety but led to personal growth.
  • “But they’re like, ‘You’re going to have note cards’... I got to my hotel room and I just practiced and practiced…” (Matt, 07:41)
  • Credits TikTok advice: writing out the “best-case scenario” for the day as a manifestation technique.
  • “I woke up, I sat down and I wrote a long paragraph. Like, you’re gonna absolutely kill it today…” (Matt, 11:09)
  • Realizing others were also nervous helped him relax: “Seeing how nervous they were reduced my nerves… I’m not the most frantic person in the room.” (Matt, 13:03)
• [14:16] Details the summit: about 100 top creators, star sightings (Gayle King, Billy Porter), and panel discussions with Hailey Bailey.
• [15:46] Memorable moment: sighting Gayle King reading a newspaper and Billy Porter on his flight home.

The Celsius Soccer Tournament (Rose Bowl Escapades)

• [18:29] Zane tells the saga of getting recruited for a Celsius-sponsored soccer tournament at the Rose Bowl, expecting a casual influencer game only to discover a full-blown tournament with serious teams.
  • “We show up. It’s at the Rose Bowl Stadium… it looked like the Hunger Games… lights everywhere.” (Zane, 18:58)
  • The “sprint test” backfires as Zane re-injures himself, leading him to volunteer as goalie: “I think I should be goalie—I'm not gonna be running around.” (Zane, 21:25)
  • Star-studded teams included Dixie D’Amelio, Griffin Johnson, Josh Richards; other celebrity players included Diplo and Lisa Rinna.
  • Lisa Rinna moment: “She was just standing like an emoji… unexpected and hilarious.” (Zane, 22:24)
  • Jumbo Zane face cutouts added to the absurdity (“Like she’s running for president.” — Matt, 23:48)
• [24:31] They did not win (“We lost…” — Zane, 24:31), but the day was memorable.
• [26:44] Zane took shots before playing to calm nerves: “I kind of perform better when I’m, like… Took a couple shots and then went on the field.”

Breaking the Aston Martin: Viral Video Bit

• [27:24] The infamous Instagram story: Zane smashing a friend’s car window (with permission) for comedic effect.
  • In reality, they used an emergency tool (and later, a tire iron), but the “shatterproof” glass made it a struggle.
  • “We were whacking the sh*t out of this window and it was not breaking… I don’t know anybody else who would let you break their car like that.” (Zane, 29:36)
  • Video reveals the lengths creators go for content — and their physical limits.

Micro- vs. Macro-Influencer Brand Choices

• [31:23] Debate on if brands should invest in micro-influencers or just a few big names.
  • “I see [micro-influencers] as more believable and genuine… they put more time into it.” (Heath, 31:51)
  • Matt: “Some micro-influencers make really great content and deliver a good message.”

Ridiculous Housing Prices & Zillow Deep Dive

• [39:31] “Zillow Watch”: The crew looks up the “cheapest house in America” versus an infamously expensive Aspen property ($19 million).
  • The Aspen home’s bizarre price sparks classic outrage and speculation.
  • “That is the most mind-blowing thing I think this year.” (Zane, 44:43)
  • “Aspen’s ridiculous. On what now… it’s the land too.” (Matt, 44:18)

Influencer Culture, Close Friends, & Social Media Risk

• [49:39] Viral TikTok from Chick-fil-A staff (dancing while in uniform) sparks reflections on brand rules and corporate social media culture.
• [51:15] The gang gets real about social media “Close Friends” lists, the dangers of sharing secrets, and how some creators toe the line with what they post.
  • “It’s so risky… You could easily just screenshot it and send it.” (Zane, 52:20)
  • Heath shares an adorable early dating story where Mariah secretly called him out via Close Friends.

Viral Videos, Sideshow Accidents & Recklessness Online

• [59:22] Heath’s “guilty pleasure” viewing: car sideshow accidents.
  • “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…” (Heath, 61:17)
  • Discussion of why people keep attending these despite rampant danger.

Wild News: Quadriplegic Shooter & Medical Mishaps

• [62:46] Bizarre viral story: a quadriplegic man arrested for shooting someone, caught on camera handling a gun. The conversation shifts into dark yet curious territory.

  • “He’s glocking that. Look at that.” (Zane, 63:26)
  • They puzzle over medical terms and the ethics of media coverage.

• [68:28] The story of a surgeon facing murder charges after removing a patient’s liver instead of their spleen.

  • “You look at a liver and think it’s a spleen?” (Heath, 69:33)

Euthanasia, End of Life Ethics, & Assisted Suicide

• [70:06] Heath’s hot take: If we humanely euthanize suffering pets, why is it so hard for people to access assisted dying?
  • Group discusses medical, moral, and legal complexities.
  • “I think euthanasia should be legal, but… it gets complicated on legal matters.” (Matt, 70:23)
  • “It reminds me of Pineapple Express where they’re getting high—‘You ever think about euthanasia?’” (Matt, 73:28)

Narcan & Drug Overdose Awareness

• [73:36] Story of friends at Coachella saving a life with Narcan after an apparent overdose.
  • Narcan as a proactive tool—even for those not using drugs.
  • “It’s like having a fire extinguisher… just in case.” (Matt, 75:08)
  • Zane: “She administered to him and he immediately woke up.” (Zane, 77:02)
  • Discussion transitions into the growing opioid/fentanyl crisis and the importance of awareness and harm reduction.

Influencer Video Preferences & Social Trends

• [58:53] Matt shares his wide-ranging tastes, while Heath admits to watching sideshow disaster videos and the crew reflects on what draws viewers to chaotic or messy viral content.

Medical Anxieties & True Crime Curiosity

• [65:46] The gang shares their health anxieties (heart rates, kidney/gallstones), ending on a lighter note after a string of dark tales.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “If you see me bald, that means I’ve lost my mind.” — Zane, [06:02]
• “We did it because we wanted to test it out. Exhausting.” — Zane on bungee class, [02:00]
• “In my head, it looked like the Hunger Games.” — Zane, Rose Bowl dinner, [18:58]
• “Lisa Rinna… just standing like an emoji.” — Zane, [22:24]
• “We made, like, jumbo face cutouts of Zane throughout all different stages of his life.” — Heath, [22:52]
• “That kombucha did a number on me.” — Matt (and others, running gag throughout)
• “It’s so risky… You could easily just screenshot it and send it.” — Zane, on Close Friends Instagram, [52:20]
• “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…” — Heath, [61:17]
• “That is the most mind-blowing thing I think this year.” — Zane, on Aspen house, [44:43]
• “Seeing how nervous they were reduced my nerves—I'm not the most frantic person in the room.” — Matt, [13:03]
• "If you had a brand...I'd want to go for a big actor or big comedian I love." — Zane, [32:25]
• “I think euthanasia should be legal, but… it gets complicated.” — Matt, [70:23]
• "She administered [Narcan] to him and he immediately woke up.” — Zane, [77:02]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:34: Bungee fitness class disaster & TikTok fitness fads
• 06:56: Matt’s NYC summit experience, overcoming anxiety
• 18:29: Celsius Soccer Tournament recap, Rose Bowl dinner, Lisa Rinna cameo
• 27:24: Breaking the Aston Martin—behind the viral car window smash
• 31:23: Micro vs macro influencers & content strategy debate
• 39:31: Laughing at the wildest homes on Zillow—cheapest & Aspen’s priciest
• 49:39: Chick-fil-A viral staff TikTok, brand risk, and social media boundaries
• 51:15: Influencer “Close Friends” culture—secrets, dangers, and hilarious stories
• 58:53: Influencer video preferences; the allure of disaster videos
• 62:46: Wild criminal news—a quadriplegic shooter and clickbait headlines
• 68:28: Doctor removes liver instead of spleen—medical mishaps
• 70:06: Hot takes: Euthanasia & assisted suicide—a morality debate
• 73:36: Narcan saves a life at Coachella—drug safety awareness
• 75:55: Reflections on public health, EpiPens, growing up with paramedic parents
• 79:01: Outro instructions for Patreon/listening options

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Closing Thoughts

This episode is a perfect snapshot of Zane and Heath: Unfiltered at its best—equal parts hilarious, raw, reflective, and at times, bizarrely educational. The rapport between the hosts shines through, making even the darkest or silliest moments both relatable and wildly entertaining.

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For anyone who missed the episode, this summary captures the essential moments, the tone, and the big laughs—while also surfacing those utterly “unfiltered” detours loyal listeners have come to love.

Transcript

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[Matt]

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[Zayn]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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[Matt]

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[Heath]

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[Matt]

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[Zayn]

Hey, Heath.

[Heath]

Hey, Vy.

[Zayn]

Nice to have you back.

[Matt]

Good to be here. How y' all doing? Good.

[Zayn]

This is. I think you're like your second time in this room.

[Heath]

No, it's not.

[Matt]

Or third. No, no.

[Zayn]

Like recording.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, no. Y' all have done some, like, basically unfiltered episodes.

[Zayn]

No. Yeah, but not. But this room, though. Cuz we do. We do a lot of virtual.

[Heath]

We've done bonuses, we've done lives.

[Matt]

It legit.

[Zayn]

Oh, that's true. Okay.

[Jared]

Might be the fourth time.

[Heath]

I'm like. No, it's three, four.

[Zayn]

Good. All right, well, welcome back. We're so glad to have you.

[Heath]

Thank you. Thanks for having me on.

[Matt]

Where'd y' all just come from today?

[Zayn]

We've had a long day.

[Heath]

Oh, my gosh.

[Zayn]

Today we did like. We did like, a bungee class. Okay. You. All right? So you know the classes that you see on TikTok where the. Where the white ladies are all doing it? Yeah, the comments are just like, white woman will do anything but work out.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zayn]

It feels like.

[Matt]

Yeah. Like zero calories burned throughout this entire session. So you're like. No, it's like Jazzercise, but you're on, basically. Right, Exactly. And you kind of, like, run forward in.

[Zayn]

Okay, so we did it because we wanted to test it out. Exhausting. Yeah.

[Matt]

Fun.

[Heath]

It was interesting. It was a little uncomfortable.

[Zayn]

I wouldn't say. I wouldn't Say fun. I would say an experience. Yeah, for sure. Because it's. It's. It's more of a workout than. Than fun.

[Matt]

Was the. Do they have good music?

[Zayn]

We were. We were filming, so we didn't really have any music.

[Heath]

We did put on get low, though.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Windows to the walls, and we were swinging. Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, man.

[Zayn]

But that little diaper that we're wearing is not comfortable.

[Matt]

Oh, tough on, like, because due to

[Heath]

men, we did not look like that. Zane.

[Matt]

Damn. Okay. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Like, they're. They've been doing it for a long time.

[Heath]

There is some skill involved for sure. Like, hey.

[Matt]

Oh, God. I feel like that would, like, make me, like. Like, you'd be, like, puking up your protein shake.

[Zayn]

We had a. We had a massive headache after. Because all the blood rushing through your head as you're swinging and you're twirling.

[Matt]

Be so worried. I would, like, jump off rock and my head would just hit the.

[Zayn]

There. There was a few moments where, like, you go too low and you're like, oh. So you really have to, like, get the move right.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

Also. So if you, like, bounce and then lay out, like, you won't smack the ground. But we were getting, like, the steps confused on what we were doing, and we're forgetting to do, like, our squat first, and we were just jumping straight to our knees.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

No.

[Heath]

Yeah, we were, like, forgot to do the squat first. Like you could.

[Zayn]

But it is a workout.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Like, you are. You are breaking a sweat.

[Heath]

We were dripping.

[Zayn]

We were. We were pretty exhausted after, so. Yes, I do.

[Matt]

Did you have to go far for it? Like, I feel like this is, like, a rare.

[Heath]

No, it was, like, right in Encino.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You know, Tarzana area.

[Matt]

Nice.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Okay. I think I would do that. You know what other fitness class, though, that I think looks so silly that I'm like.

[Zayn]

But that looks like exercise.

[Matt]

I feel like it's always, like, in retirement homes. Yeah. They have the drums, and they're just like. They have, like, yoga ball. Like a big inflatable yoga ball on top of, like, a plastic bucket.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

And then you just sit there with drumsticks and you're just going like, boom, boom, boom. Like, you hit the top, you hit.

[Zayn]

You're hitting the basket, you're hitting the exercise.

[Matt]

I think you're hitting the exercise ball. And I don't really.

[Heath]

It's. It's for elderly people. Just for mobility.

[Matt]

Yes, I think so. A little bit of coordination. Like, it's for, like, limited.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes. That's what it is.

[Heath]

Okay. Blue Man Group. What?

[Matt]

It's silly, but it looks a little fun. I feel like I could keep up with that.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I wish I just had a good sense of, like, really people who can just like. Like, that kombucha did a number on me.

[Zayn]

Wait, what's that?

[Matt]

The kombucha guy, he's this dude. I think his name's like, Jim Jeffries or something. He's like a musician, but on TikTok, he's been just like, his roommate will just film him in his apartment and he's just like, that kombucha did a number on me.

[Zayn]

Oh,

[Heath]

that number on me. Oh, he sounds good.

[Zayn]

I could do that.

[Matt]

You think so?

[Heath]

Yeah, that's Zayn. Every time he gets drunk.

[Zayn]

Yeah, that's. I could do that. That's like. That's easy. I should. I should. I mean, I think when I'm older, like, when I'm hitting my, like, 50s, I think I'm going start putting out, like, putting my phone up and just start. Because it's funnier to see older people do stuff. Right. It's so funny when the kids are filming their parents and they're doing something. It's very basic, but it's just funnier because they're old.

[Heath]

Because they're older.

[Zayn]

I think that's where I'm really gonna shine.

[Heath]

Absolutely.

[Matt]

When I'm older, you can.

[Zayn]

So you will actually kind of excited for my future. I'm actually excited to be older. I think it'll be fun for me. It'll be this, like, new wave of, like, content creating.

[Heath]

Okay. Creativity coming.

[Zayn]

No, because you got to keep going.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Yeah. You see, I'm. I'm never retired, and I'll never retire. I mean, I'm gonna period. I'm gonna keep going.

[Heath]

That's that. You got that. That hustle in you.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah. I refuse to quit and I refuse to be bald. That I will not stop you.

[Heath]

And never catch the same either of those two.

[Zayn]

If you see me bald, that means I've lost my mind. Like, he's like, oh, Zayn is.

[Heath]

He's checked out. He's done.

[Zayn]

Yeah, he's checked out. He's going.

[Matt]

Maybe something just fully loved yourself too.

[Zayn]

What?

[Matt]

Just like, this is real.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

But we'll see. Should we run that intro?

[Zayn]

Absolutely. It's coffee time, baby. Welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zan.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Jared]

I'm Jared.

[Zayn]

Nice. Very good job, Jared. I Was so nervous. Welcome back to another episode. We're glad you're finally here, and we're glad that Heath is finally here, too. It's. It's wonderful. Matt, you just got back from New York. How was it?

[Matt]

I did. I did. I was in New York. I had, like, my speaking gig where I got to emcee this entire, like, festival summit.

[Zayn]

Why didn't I see anything on social media?

[Matt]

Because I have to post about it, like, later.

[Zayn]

Oh, got it, Got it. Okay.

[Matt]

You know what I mean?

[Zayn]

So it's, like, top secret until it's pretty much.

[Matt]

But, you know, I was so nervous about it even leading up to the event. I thought the whole thing was going to be on teleprompter. Like, they were going to have, you know, the full kind of, like, official teleprompter, someone there operating it. I land and I hear, there is no teleprompter.

[Zayn]

Oh.

[Matt]

And I'm like, what do you mean there's no teleprompter? And they go, well, there's like, these screens that are cue cards and stuff. But, like, they can't put your entire, like, speech of what you're going to say because what you're saying my opening was at least, like, five or six minutes.

[Zayn]

That's not fair that they didn't tell you that until you.

[Matt]

So I was like, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. But they're like, you're going to have note cards. I'm like, okay, but I need to see what the format of those note cards are. So as I rehearse it, and I got to my hotel room and I just practice. I practice and practice, and I go to the event and I just felt like I was in a good mood, too, throughout, like, the entire day. Remember I got those beta blockers.

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

Remember I told you that I was going to use the CeraVe PM?

[Zayn]

Yes.

[Matt]

And the Afrin thing, so.

[Zayn]

Because if you get, like, nervous or the red won't show.

[Matt]

Correct.

[Zayn]

Pass it.

[Matt]

I didn't use any of it.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Matt]

And I didn't have any rosacea. Good. And I did not.

[Zayn]

Wait, is it because of the beta blockers?

[Matt]

And I didn't take the beta blockers.

[Heath]

You just went all naturally.

[Matt]

Because this is like. So it's like, kind of reverse psychology about it that I realized knowing that I had them made me feel a lot better than if I did it and I failed. And I was like, I should have had beta blockers. You know, there was something where I was like, but I don't even want to risk taking a medication that I haven't tested before. So I'm down to, like, try it in the future. But I got to find maybe a day like this if I was really nervous about recording or I would curious to try it for my next time. But I also didn't have rosacea either. And I just.

[Zayn]

And this. Even when you were told that, oh, we don't have a screen, sorry, what's it called? A teleprompter. You're like, that's fine.

[Matt]

I mean, I was stressed, but I just went into, like, no problems, only solutions type mindset where, like, I was like, there's nothing I can do. I'm in control of this. I'm gonna rehearse as much as I can and get it down. And then I was even like, using chat to like, calm me down and give me the best strategies of like, how many times should I be rehearsing this? And also, when I wake up in the morning, do I immediately start rehearsing it? And they were like, actually, don't even look at the speech. When you wake up, go down and have your breakfast. Don't even look at your phone. I just read my book down and had breakfast. And then I got up to the room and I spent 40 minutes just practicing it and it. And I just stumbled maybe two times, like, wrote those notes and then just kind of kept it calm the whole afternoon. And then I got to the moment where I had to speak and I just felt good.

[Zayn]

Is it. Is it because you weren't practicing the whole time before? You weren't thinking about it?

[Matt]

And I think if you over practice something, I think you get a little. What's the word? Not stir crazy, but you get a little frantic and chaotic and you start overthinking it and running it so much to when that moment comes down to it, you're going to just like, overthink it and flub.

[Zayn]

You know what? That's so true. Like, can you imagine? You got like a big gig, but you weren't told about it, right? And then the day comes, it's like, hey, we actually, we have an opportunity for you to just like, hop in camera, like the big. Your favorite show. Hey, would you want to see no time to rehearse, like, oh, here's your lines. It would feel a lot less stressful because, like, oh, I just got it now.

[Heath]

That's it.

[Zayn]

Yeah, but then that confidence is going to make you perform better than if you were to rehearse two weeks before.

[Matt]

And I learned this, like, hot tip from someone on TikTok. It was like a girl in a podcast, and she was sharing this strategy, just about life, anxiety and stuff. Every day she wakes up, she says she writes down the best case scenario for the day. Like, and I think she's a podcaster. She's like, maybe. I go into the podcast, I land an amazing interview with them. I ask them really great questions. They feel comfortable. Write out the vision of how the day is going to go before the day happens. And when I woke up, I sat down and I wrote, like, a long paragraph. Like, you're gonna absolutely kill it today. You're going to be calm, cool and collected, making other people feel comfortable. You're going to be entertaining. Your jokes will land.

[Zayn]

I'm sorry, before I continue, I'm trying to picture this. Are you texting this on your phone

[Matt]

or are you writing, typing it on. No, not handwriting in my head.

[Zayn]

He's right.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Grab that pen on the notepad.

[Heath]

When you were saying it, I pictured like a feather.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, Quill. And just like, you will plot and just. But that also put me, I feel like, in a great mindset. Was just writing the best case scenario of the day because I had plans after my cousin, she's nine months pregnant. She lives in New York. I was already planning on, like, getting to see her after. I'm, like, looking forward to that and how great it's going to feel once I know I kill it and I get to go over and see them.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

In that I just kept my cool the whole time. And I'm so happy. It went well. I think it went well.

[Heath]

You get the video back. Your rosacea fully flared off.

[Matt]

I am. I do have to, like, make an edit. It's just going to be like a vlog. Voiceover day. That was, like, part of the deal. But I can't watch the videos of me speaking.

[Zayn]

Do you want. Do you want me to edit it for you?

[Matt]

How much you charge it? Would you do it for me?

[Zayn]

I'll do it for free. I don't. I never charge people to edit.

[Matt]

We'll talk about that after. But edit it.

[Zayn]

Like, what, you think I would edit it? It's more just like. You don't have to watch it.

[Heath]

You get the footage.

[Zayn]

It's just like, every time. Every time Matt stutters.

[Heath]

I do all stutters.

[Matt]

You bastard.

[Zayn]

Matt, I could actually post it for you if you'd like.

[Matt]

Oh, this was the girl. We don't have to watch it, but I do want to give Her a shout out for it. The best case scenario, girl, this is her Lisal Fred. Or it's maybe Lisa L Fred. That's her Instagram handle.

[Zayn]

But hand that over to me. I want to watch it after.

[Matt]

Yeah, that really helped me. And. Oh, what else? Also during the rehearsal, we were doing like a rehearsal of all the speakers and like a lot of big corporate people, they were very smart, very great, but they. I realized they were more nervous than me, too.

[Zayn]

Oh, like talking like before and after you.

[Matt]

Yeah, we, like, I was watching them, like, get up and give their speeches and seeing how kind of nervous they were kind of reduced my nerves where I'm like, oh, I'm not the most frantic person in the room. Some people are more worried and I'm gonna make them look better.

[Zayn]

Yeah, that would. That would definitely help me if I knew everybody around me was nervous too. It. It almost like, I mean, not in like a negative way. Like, oh, I feel better than ever. It's. It's this, like, we're all doing this together.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Sort of thing. I feel like, like, you know, would have been nice if everybody, like, got into a group and we're just like, you're going to do. You're going to do so good today. And everyone just like, we're like, just like a. Hyping each other up. Yes, hyping each other up. And then like when you go up, you're the, like, you're the loudest.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

When you're. When they're up to there, so they feel good. That's like, that's what I need. You know, if I was doing a big speech, I would hope that there was people, like, really loud and clapping loud for me. Feel good. And also like, you looking forward to something that you were excited for after. There's something really good about that too.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

That makes it easier because if you had nothing exciting happening after or you had to hop on a flight back home and back to, like, work it, like, there's just nothing to look forward to.

[Matt]

Yeah, it was just a good little psychological method I had for it and I liked how I approached it. My next speaking one is for like a thousand people.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

That one I'm a little bit more nervous for.

[Zayn]

So did. Did that get booked because of this

[Matt]

books around the same time? This one was for, like, they had. This one was just actually for just 100 people. Originally I thought it was gonna be like 400, 500, 100 people. And it was like the top creators on Instagram and Facebook and threads and Stuff. And they were all invited there, which also I was a little nervous about because I'm like, wait, I'm talking in front of creators. Because sometimes I'll say, like, wait, was this YouTube? No. Oh, I guess it's meta, I guess. Oh, God. I just.

[Zayn]

I just saw YouTube have, like, almost a summit thing. So that's like. They were just posting it today. That's why I thought you were.

[Matt]

But it was great. I mean, it was creators, though, from, like, all scale. Like, some people had just a couple thousand followers. Some people very popular.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Were you.

[Zayn]

Did you. Was there anybody that you, like, recognized there?

[Matt]

No, I didn't recognize anyone.

[Zayn]

I mean, that's. That's not. Sorry. There's just. It's so oversaturated. Like, there's so many creators out there. Like, it's. Yeah, it'd be hard to see somebody.

[Matt]

But on the panel, I was with Haley Bailey, and because she had, like, worked with Samsung, she's actually.

[Zayn]

I literally just saw her too.

[Matt]

She, like, knows her. Like, on the panel, I was just giving my advice on.

[Zayn]

Of.

[Matt]

Oh, how I've landed brand partnerships, things that I look for as a creator when. I don't know, you have creative briefs and stuff.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I don't know. She was given, like, a full masterclass. I was like, damn, I need to be taking notes from you right now.

[Zayn]

She was pretty good. Like, when she.

[Matt]

She was.

[Zayn]

She went up to talk a little on the Celsius.

[Heath]

Yeah. For the draft.

[Zayn]

Yeah. It looked. She was well done. Well.

[Matt]

But, yeah, New York was great. Everything was smooth. Loved it. That was awesome. And I got back from my flight. On my flight today. You know who was on my flight? You guys might not know them.

[Zayn]

No, I. We will.

[Matt]

Famous news person. She has my last name.

[Zayn]

Gayle King.

[Matt]

Gayle King.

[Zayn]

Yeah. She went up to the moon with Katy Perry.

[Matt]

Oh, that's right. I didn't even think about that, how

[Zayn]

I really know her. To the moon.

[Matt]

I'm walking down the aisle. We're to the right, see Gayle King. She's just there in first class reading old school newspapers, like, proper newspaper. And then I look across the aisle, like, in front of her, across the aisle, Billy Porter.

[Heath]

Who's that?

[Matt]

Oh, Billy Porter. He's like an artist actor.

[Zayn]

The only time I've ever seen him is on the carpet.

[Matt]

Yes. He's big on the red carpet.

[Heath]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

But I don't know. I was just like, to the left, to the right. Okay.

[Zayn]

I've been like. Because, like, if I saw. I'd Be like in my head, it's like she was in space.

[Heath]

She was in space.

[Zayn]

I mean like, girl, look, we're almost

[Matt]

Go back to your seat, please. Back to your seat, sir.

[Zayn]

You were up there.

[Matt]

You were up.

[Zayn]

You were right there.

[Matt]

Cool.

[Zayn]

Oh my God. That is like two crazy people.

[Matt]

I was just like.

[Zayn]

For sure.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zayn]

Wow. But, well, good, we're glad you're back and can't wait to see your video for the thing. Because I. I'm like, I'm just curious.

[Matt]

Yeah, guys, comment on it. Say I did a great job.

[Zayn]

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[Matt]

You were with Rob from Traders?

[Zayn]

Yes, yes.

[Matt]

You guys had like a whole sign like Zayn and Rob. I was like, what is happening? Wait, wait.

[Zayn]

All right, so yeah, so we, I get, I get asked. Celsius hits me up. They're like, oh, would you, would you like to do be a part of the soccer tournament? I was like, I suck. But sure. Like, yeah, like, I wanna. I wanna not be home. Let's. Let's try to go out and do something. And so we go to the dinner the night before, expecting it to just be like, just a regular dinner. We show up. It's at the Rose Bowl Stadium. It's in the middle.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Zayn]

On the field, it literally looked like the hunger. Like the dinner before, like the quarter quill. Just like a huge thing. Lights everywhere. Where I look at Heath and Heath looks at me. We're like, oh, this game is, like, serious tomorrow. Like, thought it was going to be like this, like, really funny.

[Matt]

Yeah. Just a fun little backyard session. But wait, wait. Okay, wait. Keep going. I have so many questions.

[Zayn]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So I'll. I'll start the dinner and then work our way to the next day. So we do a little cocktail hour, meet people, sit down, they start presenting the teams. In my head, there's two teams, right? Two teams of probably maybe like 15, 10 to 15 each. We're going to do benching, all that. Just.

[Matt]

Yeah, right.

[Heath]

Ain't just excited to ride that bench.

[Zayn]

In my head, I was like, okay, it's going to be a big team. It's okay because they're not, like, it's not heavily relied on me, right? So all of a sudden they start naming teams. It's not two teams, it's five teams. Five teams of like six.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Zayn]

And I'm like, oh, that means I'm being heavily relied on right now. So my teammates were like, David, Rob Roush, Dixie d', Amelio, Griffin Johnson, Josh. Josh Richards. And that was Griffin's.

[Heath]

Griffin's girlfriend.

[Zayn]

Griffin's girl. Yes, Griffin's girlfriend. And then it was four other teams, and it was like a whole tournament. And each game was like, it's like 15 minutes, but, man, it felt like an hour.

[Matt]

You were goalie. Was that your position?

[Zayn]

So we. So the night before then. So that. What's your favor? The night before, we were, like, discussing, like, okay, like, how are we going to do this? How many people play soccer? And, like, nobody in our team played soccer. I think one guy, like, kind of knew, but we realized, like, oh, like, we really need to figure out, strategize, like, how we're gonna do this. And we decide, oh, okay, let's. Let's have a little sprint match. Let's see who's the fastest.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson (Doug)]

Okay.

[Zayn]

So it was, like, me, Dave, Rob and Josh. We decided to sprint. I know, I know that. I just remember I like my leg up during ice skating. I'm still injured there, but, like, I haven't really used it heavily yet. Like, a full sprint. So we fully sprint, and. Holy. After five seconds, I start limping. I'm like, oh, I complete. I, like, messed it up again.

[Matt]

Oh, no.

[Zayn]

The night before. And I was like, oh, this is not good. Like, I don't know. I don't know if I could do this game tomorrow. And I spent all night icing it. The next morning, I'm still icing it because it's still. I'm like, I don't know how I'm gonna do this.

[Matt]

Today.

[Zayn]

We show up, and I'm like, guys, I think I should be goalie, because in my head, it's like, I'm not gonna be running around.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

No one's gonna hit me. Like, no one's gonna. Like, I attack me. Nothing.

[Matt]

It's a safe position to be in.

[Zayn]

And so I decide. And nobody else really wanted to be goalie either, so I was like, I'll just. I'll just take goalie, and I'm gonna do goalies.

[Matt]

Seems like it's easy, but pressure's on you because that can decide a whole game.

[Zayn]

Easy. It's not easy. And I realized really quickly that I am not quick enough. Like, when. When that ball's coming and it's close, it's. It's a small field, but was.

[Matt]

It. Was the goal. What do you call it? The goal?

[Zayn]

Yeah, the goal.

[Matt]

It was like, goal post. Was it normal size or was it a smaller size as well?

[Heath]

Smaller field was shrunken. And the goal was.

[Zayn]

It was definitely. So it was not, like a regular sized goal. That would have been fucking hard, but it was.

[Heath]

Yo. But, like, being in goal, like, when somebody's coming at you with the ball is the same feeling as knowing you're about to get shot with a paintball. You're, like, kind of scared.

[Zayn]

Jared, can you pull up the picture that I texted you?

[Matt]

Okay. Natalie. Cheetah Girls.

[Zayn]

Matt.

[Heath]

We're.

[Zayn]

We're. We're sitting there. Whoa. We turn around, Lisa Rena is just standing there. It was hilarious. Like, we're all talking. We turn and, bro, she's standing like an emoji, like, right. Like, right here like this. I'm like, Lisa Rinna. It was just so unexpected, and I was not expecting her to be there. And we said hi. We chatted for a bit, and I was like, hey, can you hold this?

[Heath]

We made, like, jumbo face cutouts of Zane throughout all different stages of his life.

[Matt]

The only pictures of Zayn at that Age.

[Zayn]

Yeah, but it was really funny.

[Matt]

Lisa Rinna. Got to hold your face. Dude, you need to put that on a shirt. I'll wear that.

[Zayn]

It's so good. It's so good. Yeah, it was. It was really funny. And, guys, in case you like, we're big fans of Traders, so that's why we freaked out.

[Matt]

Was he chill? Was she cool? Was she awesome?

[Zayn]

She was really nice. She was happy to be there. The outfit was wild. She just looked like she was about

[Matt]

to, like, literally, the motorcycle.

[Zayn]

Yeah, she was about to. What do you call the people in the middle of the cars? About to.

[Heath]

Yeah, like the middle of, like, a street race with, like, a checker. Like.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah. Like, it looked like she was about to do that, but. Yeah, she was. She was.

[Matt]

You go back to Lisa Brenna, like, holding that. I gotta send that to my mom because my mom loves Days of Our Lives. She's gonna be like, look at her face.

[Zayn]

Like. Like she's running for president.

[Matt]

Yes. It looks political. It's protest. Like, I was saying, I wanted to

[Zayn]

take that and make that my new avatar on Instagram. You know, my little p. Have a. Like, it's a cat right now. Yeah, I just wanted to do that with her just in the corner.

[Matt]

The coolest picture.

[Zayn]

It would look like AI, though. That's why I'm like, oh, I don't know if I want to do that. But it just. Iconic picture. It's so fun.

[Matt]

Holy. Okay, so.

[Zayn]

And my mom was freaking out too, because my mom just watched Traders, like, a week ago.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

So when I showed her this, she was just like, what? Like, just ecstatic.

[Matt]

That is neat.

[Zayn]

Yeah, really fun.

[Matt]

Did you guys win?

[Zayn]

No, we lost.

[Heath]

We don't ask those questions.

[Matt]

Kind of nice. That's kind of.

[Zayn]

It's either your first or last.

[Matt]

How. How competitive were the other teams? Were some people pretty.

[Zayn]

It was pretty competitive.

[Matt]

Were there any pro athletes? Part of it at all?

[Zayn]

There was a couple really good players for sure, but they spread. They spread them out.

[Matt]

Look how it goes to my gym.

[Heath]

Stephen Kelly.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

That's his name.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Handsome dude. Yeah, he's. He's just like, the one guy out,

[Zayn]

like, just the black team. They, like, when we saw him on the field, we're like, oh, like, I hope we don't go against them.

[Heath]

And then Diplos his goalie. You're like, oh, yeah, it was.

[Zayn]

It was a stacked cast, for sure.

[Matt]

Oh, that's Diplo.

[Zayn]

Yeah. He was playing two randomly. I. I wasn't expecting him to be there. It Was fun.

[Matt]

Well, all right. What was.

[Zayn]

The flavor's amazing.

[Matt]

What? Yeah, what's. Is it a new flavor?

[Zayn]

Yeah, it tastes like. Like a popsicle. Popsicle. Like ice pop. The ice. A popsicle? Yeah. Yeah. Why am I ice pop A popsicle pop? Ice pop.

[Heath]

Just ice pop?

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But not like a rocket pop. No, no, I love a fucking rocket pop.

[Zayn]

Or like a snow cone. Like. Like you imagine all the flavors in one snow cone.

[Matt]

Oh, like a rainbow one. And that little juice at the end,

[Zayn]

exactly what it tastes like. Like a rainbow snow cone.

[Matt]

I love the orange flavor. This isn't even an ad, but the orange flavor of Celsius, I always feel like. Tastes like it's like orange jello. Yes. Like it's. It's almost like it is.

[Zayn]

That's a perfect example of what the orange tastes.

[Matt]

I'm like, yum, yum, yum, yum.

[Zayn]

I also like the, like the cola one, the cherry cola. Oh, you see, I. I like, I think it. It's not close, but like it still. It hits for me. It's like, it's like drinking Coke Poppy. It's like it's.

[Heath]

Yep.

[Zayn]

It's good enough because I love the

[Matt]

like heavily caffeinated cola. Like, I don't know. Like it doesn't. Like, it just doesn't my brain. Because I think more like a Coke is like a treat. It's not like a pick me up and I need a different flavor for my pick me up. But everyone has their different flavors.

[Zayn]

You know what? It does. And you know what? I bet you they tried coke and like, oh, it needs a little fruit. It just, it tastes too metaly. Probably.

[Matt]

Celsius did a number on me.

[Zayn]

What else happened? I. I like, honestly don't remember.

[Heath]

We just went out there to support you guys. Unfortunately lost the first round and then we just kind of stayed supported. Watch the games.

[Zayn]

Oh, my legs are stopped hurting too because I took like three shots before to numb out.

[Matt]

Oh, you were drinking? I was curious.

[Zayn]

Well, I, I did. I went up and I also. I just, I feel like I kind of perform better, especially in like a game sense when I'm like. Because when you're nervous, I feel like anybody NER you just don't perform as well if you're like, yeah, good. Took a couple shots and I went on the field like, all right. I feel really good. I like, I. I don't care about everybody watching now. I just want it to be good.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

And I just wasn't.

[Matt]

That's awesome. Was that tied to the world Cup. Is that why they're doing it?

[Zayn]

I think it's kind of like. Oh, they do it every year.

[Matt]

Getting people excited about soccer.

[Zayn]

Oh, yes. And we also.

[Heath]

Zayn had a little temper tantrum.

[Zayn]

Tantrum.

[Matt]

Wait, I. Sorry. I saw this. Like. Like, scrolling fast. I never saw it.

[Heath]

Did you.

[Matt]

Did you get through it? Well, then I saw on your Instagram story the window was shattered. So did you shatter this windows?

[Zayn]

Anyway, it was. We. It was a. Planned, like, We. We did it planned. He was like, oh, smash my window.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Oh, my God. No, I would never. That's insane.

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[Unidentified Casual Speaker]

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[Matt]

Oh, no.

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[Zayn]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league. Anyways.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson (Doug)]

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[Matt]

Liberty. Liberty.

[Heath]

Liberty.

[Matt]

Liberty.

[Zayn]

Shut the fuck up. Dude. Rob Ross wouldn't even fucking look in the actor.

[Heath]

Rob Roush.

[Zayn]

Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? But I was real. I was really nervous because it was like a one time thing. Like, you can't. Please, let's just go inside. Don't touch me. Dude. I was. We were doing this. I'm sorry.

[Matt]

How'd you do that?

[Zayn]

When I hit that. That wasn't the hit.

[Matt]

Like, right, right, right. A little post editing.

[Zayn]

I took the po. Like, the poke thing.

[Matt]

Oh, we.

[Heath]

You know, the emergency.

[Zayn]

The emergency, like for emergency, where you. Where you use it and it's supposed to shatter, you know, when you need to get out. We found out that that fucking window was way too thick. Every time we punctured it, it was barely making a crack.

[Matt]

Like, is that a Maserati what does he drive?

[Zayn]

It's Ashton Martin.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

But we realize, Martin, if you're in

[Matt]

that water, good luck.

[Zayn]

No, that's what I was saying is like, yo, Dave, like, you need to get these windows replaced immediately. That's really fucking dangerous if you're trying to get out and you can't fucking get out.

[Heath]

Why? Told him, like, you're supposed to hit the corner. Corner of the window.

[Zayn]

I was getting the corner because what's his face. Caleb was saying, you gotta hit the corner. We were hitting the corner. It wasn't working. I think it was just a strong window. But then we took, you know, like the. The tire iron, like the. Yeah, we took that thing went. And it just went through it. Like it was a. Like it was going through fabric.

[Matt]

Oh, whoa.

[Zayn]

It just did not shatter. Like, all.

[Matt]

Dude, that was like a shatterproof glass.

[Zayn]

Yeah, I have the video. We were. I was hit. Let me. You know what? Let's just watch it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Because it was. It was insane how much we were whacking the out of this window and it was not. It was not breaking also.

[Jared]

Did you say you filmed this for an hour and a half?

[Zayn]

Yeah, we were filming for a long time. Holy. It was a long time. And mind you, I cut out a lot of the hitting. Like, I was honestly just rough cutting it for, like, bloopers. So just imagine like an extra two minutes of whacking this window that were. That was cut out.

[Matt]

That kombucha did another Kombucha did enough. It's been stuck in my head all day. And also his mango chutney one too. It's sweet and sour to devour. He's a mango chutney. Mango chutney.

[Zayn]

You should make a jingle for a brand.

[Matt]

I think Synergy Kombucha sponsored him like that after he's like that Kombucha was a synergy. That kombucha was a synergy.

[Zayn]

Dude, if I was a brand, I would hop on anything like that immediately. I'd be like, all campaign money goes to this person. And let's make it. Let's make it go off.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Heath]

It's only halfway.

[Zayn]

If you were a brand, would you put your money to a bunch of micro influencers or would you want like, all your money to someone you really like? That's big.

[Matt]

It depends on the content. Depends on, like. I think some micro influencers make just really great content and deliver a good message. And it doesn't.

[Zayn]

It.

[Matt]

Their face has nothing to do with it. It's just like, catchy content which is good to invest.

[Zayn]

I'm just curious like as a brand, if you had a brand.

[Heath]

I'm going micro, micro.

[Matt]

Micro influencers.

[Zayn]

Who?

[Heath]

Yep.

[Matt]

Have. You know what? I don't know.

[Heath]

I see it as more believable and genuine.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And I feel like they, like you said and they.

[Zayn]

I feel like. And also they put more time into it too because it's like it's new for them and they are like the new micro influencers. I feel like every micro influencer is new because it's so growing. It's been so popular for the. In the past like four years.

[Matt]

I think the bigger the brand then I guess go for bigger influencers because it's just like awareness. Like same with Celsius. I mean they're picking you guys because people know Celsius. It's not like you're really like pushing Celsius sales but everyone's like, oh yeah, there's like a new flavor. I should try it out. Like you're just like a casual eyes on it. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Or if I like. Or if I was putting all my money into like someone big, I'd want to go for a big like, like, like actor that I really like or like a big comedian that I love. Just like, okay, yeah, let's do something really funny with them. And like the campaign I'd hold is like I'm in a commercial and then we do something big for social media and then like, yeah, just like 360.

[Matt]

Who would it be?

[Heath]

We had Tom Cruise for Cremota for a while.

[Zayn]

He's just sipping on a komodo before he jumps out of the blue.

[Heath]

We promised him all sales for the next hundred years.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zayn]

Just look at me whacking this thing. Stop.

[Matt]

Damn. Oh, damn. You could have fractured your like wrist.

[Zayn]

We're trying to do this bit and we've obviously we've tried it 20 times. It's like crazy. Why is it not like breaking? You know what I mean?

[Matt]

He's making me nervous. Dude. That is crazy as hell drawing him away.

[Zayn]

Give me here, take a sip. Take a sip. Obviously we were trying to like do a bit like holy. Zane, stop hitting. Stop it.

[Matt]

Zane.

[Heath]

Imagine you're underwater though when it's filling up and you're just sitting there.

[Zayn]

You just need a little bit of

[Matt]

time, a little bit of elbow grease, bro.

[Zayn]

What is this glass made out of? It's like this is insane. You are so. Any lake, Like that's literally what would happen. You're. Fast forward a little bit.

[Matt]

Sorry.

[Zayn]

Just a Bit. I'm just fast forward a little bit more.

[Matt]

You were just committing to the bit.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Zayn]

Is it bulletproof glass? Yeah. No, bro. Who built this? It's not even tinted. I don't know why it's doing that.

[Matt]

Golly. Someone's gotta pay you now double for that video too.

[Zayn]

I mean, that's.

[Matt]

That is. I'll probably get more videos than the actual ad. Like, or more views.

[Zayn]

Remember the end of the video?

[Matt]

Who. Where were you? Were you guys just parked in a parking lot?

[Zayn]

No, we're at his house.

[Matt]

Okay. I can't imagine from being far away, being like, what the is going on in that car?

[Zayn]

Is he trying to.

[Matt]

And it's already like shattering, but they're just like still going at it. Like someone in an apartment just like zooming in from their balcony. Like, you're just like.

[Zayn]

It's so crazy because like in the moment, like that wasn't like playing like on the way home. They was just like, like, oh, you should like break my glass. And such a crazy.

[Heath]

Expected it to just shatter real quick. And it was like.

[Zayn]

No, I'm just. I'm just saying, like, I don't know anybody else that would allow you to break their car like that. Like, I would never want someone to do that to my Tesla, even if I know that, like, I can get it replaced tomorrow.

[Heath]

Yeah, it.

[Zayn]

There's just something so insane about doing it right there in that moment where you're just like, I don't feel comfortable doing this.

[Matt]

Well, but David, now that has to probably pay more money to get Aston Martin like, like windows back on it, right?

[Zayn]

I know. I think it was. I think there was a new window today.

[Matt]

Oh, well, damn, they moved quick on that. Quick.

[Heath]

Just imagine a call, say, flight repair. What happened to your window?

[Matt]

Okay, just quickly. But you know what I can't stand though? People who go around and you put business cards on the windows.

[Zayn]

Oh yeah.

[Heath]

Down in the.

[Matt]

And then you forget it's there. And then you roll down your window and then now business card is gone on it. Now when I up my window, I hear just a light. Like, I'm like this. Put it on. Put it on my windshield. Don't put it on my window.

[Zayn]

Ink from the business card. Cuz they're fresh. They just printed it out. So it puts you on your window and you see the ink from the business cards.

[Matt]

Who has ever like got an advertisement? This looks great.

[Heath]

It's always like a. Or a pamphlet for like a pizza shop. That sucks. And it's Just like, you're not getting me to come in.

[Zayn]

Yeah. But just like the fact that you're putting it on, like, my property.

[Matt]

Don't touch my beard.

[Zayn]

Yeah. Just don't.

[Matt]

Don't feel like a lot of the ones I get, though are for, like, body shops, because I have dent on the side of my car. And I feel like it's someone who, like, works at a body shop. They're like, oh, there's a dent. You know what they gotta do. The hustle. Yeah. Don't put it on my window. Put it on my windshield.

[Zayn]

The dent makes sense. If I saw a dent, I'd be like. Like, honestly, he probably doesn't trust anybody. Let me see if he trusts me.

[Jared]

And then, yeah, I get offended because they always put the one that says, we buy junk cars. And then that makes me question my whole reality.

[Zayn]

We buy junk car. We'll get rid of this for you.

[Heath]

Oh, cash for clunkers.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Or do you ever see those ones that are like, we buy ugly houses. Like, two where I'm like, who? I feel like I see those everywhere. Like, they're always like. Like. Like it looks like a fucking yard sign. It goes, we buy ugly houses.

[Heath]

Like, baby, nobody wants your jalopy car. Like, get rid of it.

[Matt]

Yeah, like, yeah, that. We buy ugly houses.

[Zayn]

I have seen that. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

That is your house. Where you're like, we gotta go through. We buy ugly houses.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

No one's buying it.

[Zayn]

And, you know, they're flipping that in, like, fucking two weeks. Four times the price.

[Heath]

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[Zayn]

Oh, speaking of houses, don't. Don't we have, like, a Zillow that we wanted to show?

[Matt]

I just dribbled on myself and on my pants.

[Zayn]

Okay. Hey, Matt. It's okay.

[Matt]

I know. I just wanted.

[Heath]

That can's about to fall, though.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh. You're right.

[Zayn]

He was. He was talking about between your legs.

[Heath]

That big hog.

[Matt]

Oh, that kombucha did another penis.

[Zayn]

Imagine.

[Heath]

Wouldn't that be.

[Zayn]

Wouldn't life be great? What a loser. What a loser. Isn't that crazy? We.

[Jared]

We've got a Florida man. House.

[Zayn]

House.

[Jared]

This one's fun. An Aspen house. You know, inspired by your.

[Zayn]

Which one? Which one? Which one's like, the worst one?

[Jared]

Florida man and the cheapest home in America.

[Zayn]

Okay, let's look at the cheapest home in America.

[Jared]

I wonder if this link still works.

[Matt]

Here we go. Okay. 80,000. Ah.

[Heath]

They pulled the picture.

[Jared]

They pulled the pictures.

[Zayn]

Oh, because it's sold.

[Jared]

I can't believe somebody bought it.

[Zayn]

Well, it's the cheapest house in America.

[Heath]

It's on Railroad Street. Is there a train that goes to the backyard?

[Matt]

The train goes through the house.

[Zayn]

There's got to be something, right? There's something. There's something. Where? It has to be the cheapest house in America because that's actually not a bad property. The.

[Jared]

The inside looked like a murder scene that they did not clean up.

[Matt]

Ooh.

[Jared]

Like, there was red stains everywhere. Unidentified. There was, like, red handprints on the walls.

[Heath]

Copy the address into Google.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

Hold on. See? Oh, it looks nice from the outside.

[Matt]

Oh, here we go.

[Zayn]

What is that? I don't know.

[Matt]

Is that shit or blood?

[Zayn]

Yeah, it' one of the two.

[Heath]

Oh, positive.

[Zayn]

Oh, I mean, this looks like squatters.

[Matt]

Oh, gosh. It says positive. What?

[Jared]

Like, I think these are even different pictures than what I saw, so.

[Zayn]

Oh, this is better.

[Matt]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. That also looks like a kid who was completely unsupervised, like a mom on drugs passed out, and a kid just also went wild with a marker.

[Zayn]

This house looks really familiar, does it not?

[Matt]

It does.

[Zayn]

It looks like I've seen it.

[Unidentified Casual Speaker]

It.

[Matt]

I mean, it's probably very. Like, it's a kit house. It's probably a very simple floor plan, too. Sometimes I learned that, like, once, like, a home gets foreclosed on or someone, like, can't even pay their rent and they're basically getting kicked out, they'll sabotage the house. Golly. Looks like someone just took a. On the wall. Sorry, we're doing too much poo. Poo Pee pee on this.

[Heath]

No, my. My dad used to go in and, like, bam.

[Zayn]

Just Matt. Just Matt that.

[Heath]

My dad used to go in and, like, clean up homes like this when I was younger, and people would pour concrete down the toilet. They were pissed that they were, like, getting evicted and things like that, and it would solidify, and it just screws everything up.

[Matt]

Really?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Jail.

[Zayn]

But, like, what's the word? Because obviously you're getting kicked out because you can't afford it anymore if you do that.

[Matt]

That.

[Zayn]

Because they have. You have nothing to.

[Heath]

Or if you get, like, foreclosed on, like, in. The bank's gonna come take your home. Like, they're. They're pissed, so they just go and pour concrete. They, like, the shit up. They're like, all right, if I.

[Matt]

That's what you're gonna get.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Do you guys want to take a guess at how much we're gonna close our eyes?

[Heath]

Because we'll probably see it, so nobody look.

[Zayn]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are we doing here?

[Heath]

This is pulling up a house, and we have to guess the price of it.

[Jared]

You can look. I just have the photo up.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Jared]

How much do you think this house costs?

[Matt]

Well, this is an Aspen. I bet I could nail it. But, you guys, I'm curious what y' all think.

[Zayn]

You think you can nail it?

[Matt]

Uhhuh.

[Zayn]

Not. Not knowing where. Oh, it's in Aspen.

[Matt]

Okay. Like, downtown Aspen.

[Zayn]

Okay.

[Heath]

Like, it's in a good location.

[Zayn]

I've never. Well, I've never.

[Jared]

It's in a good.

[Zayn]

I've never been, so I don't even know, like, what the price is there. I'm guessing it's expensive out there. I'm gonna guess.

[Heath]

I'm gonna go crazy and say 1.1.7.

[Zayn]

No, there's no way. I was gonna say maybe, like, 450k.

[Matt]

What? You guys are. Wait, 1.2? 450k?

[Zayn]

It's insane. I thought. I thought it was, like, really high.

[Matt]

You want to know what my guess is?

[Zayn]

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let me read guess, though.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

It looks the same as the 80k house. So I went 1.7 knowing it's Aspen. Like, okay, maybe it's outrageously. Priced.

[Zayn]

So it's not outrageously priced.

[Matt]

It is outrageously priced.

[Zayn]

Oh, it does.

[Matt]

Okay, so what's your guess?

[Zayn]

Guess?

[Matt]

My guess, $17 million.

[Zayn]

There's no way. There's no way. There's no way.

[Matt]

My guess, $17 million.

[Heath]

And this is crazy.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's 19. Yes. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Guys, that's Bro, there's no way.

[Matt]

I know, dude. Aspen, you. Aspen's ridiculous. On what now here's my. I do have a slight theory about why this one particularly is very expensive. You are in downtown Aspen. Real estate down there is very valuable. I don't one you have really, really rich. Rich fucking people that just want to make sure they have a fucking house out there. Like, so you're dealing with billionaires who are just like, then rent if you go to visit. Right? But people want. Or it can also be turned into like a business too. It could be like turned into like a coffee shop or like a really chic like boutique for like a brand or whatever, you know? Like it could be like Gucci coffee.

[Zayn]

150 bucks per cup.

[Matt]

It's the land too. But yeah, it's insane. Of our people. Tacky as hell. Like hell no. You got like shiplap. Like, nah, nah.

[Zayn]

No. I was expecting to see. Oh my God, look at that backyard. Can you fucking imagine? There is a no way. There is no way. Like. Yeah, but get a jacuzzi. This is the most mind blowing thing I think, think this year.

[Matt]

Yeah, in this year it's Aspen, dude. It's pretty crazy.

[Heath]

I'm like mad looking at this.

[Matt]

That person who's just like listing it like, what should we put it for?

[Zayn]

Like they're like 18 mil.

[Matt]

Like, or I think maybe also. Yes, it is a ridiculous price. But they just like, they're not probably in any rush for someone to like

[Heath]

sold prices on it. Let me see the history.

[Zayn]

And Alicia and Remy expect to take them to Aspen.

[Matt]

It's been listed for 305 days, so definitely no one's buying it. $101,000 a month.

[Heath]

Month for fucking 20 years. Go down. Go down.

[Matt]

It sold in 2019 for 1.7. Wow.

[Zayn]

Oh my God. Whoa.

[Matt]

He nailed it. But it's wild. It's been relisted, removed, relisted. But they keep making it more expensive. The first time it was listed was for 16 points.

[Zayn]

Imagine sitting on a house you bought for 1.7 million for three years and then now it's worth 17 mil.

[Heath]

Dude, I hate people.

[Matt]

Yeah, I bet there is something like weird behind it on why it Is so much too. I think it's just the property.

[Zayn]

Oh, wait, is. Is it just this or this is normal throughout many houses around this area.

[Matt]

Like, I know I've seen a tick tock on this house before.

[Heath]

I'm sorry, is this Abraham Lincoln's like original home or something like that?

[Matt]

It's super historic. I wonder yet. There has to be something there. Maybe also it could be like on a certain block that has also this like tax incentive too.

[Zayn]

Like Saddam was saying, head out when they found him.

[Heath]

Jesus, stay here.

[Zayn]

Like that's actually where the cross was was.

[Matt]

It was literally right in Aspen. Yeah. Aspen's crazy.

[Zayn]

That's insane.

[Heath]

Well, how much are ski passes in Aspen?

[Matt]

Every time I go skiing I'm like, how much is this? Well, it's like, well, you're already in your boots and stuff and you're there.

[Zayn]

No, no, really. If you've been to Aspen, right?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Tell us more like what are like now. I'm cur. I'm now I'm curious about the entire city.

[Matt]

I don't feel like I saw people had like the big, big houses. Cuz those were more like deep in like the hills but like down there. It's just really cute cottagey type like shops and stuff. But it's very nice if. Does that make sense?

[Zayn]

Yeah. Yeah, you are. But you're spending like if, if you, if you and the guys want to go out there for the weekend. Everyone's putting in a pretty good amount of money to like have a good weekend out there.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And because you have to like, you know, there is like an airport, but it's mostly like a private like plane kind of place. You gotta like land in Denver and drive there. So it's such a luxury to be able to like just land right in Aspen as well.

[Zayn]

And that's like the most expensive like place for people that want to go skiing. Like have like a.

[Matt]

Yes, I would say it's one of the wealthiest like places where people go and ski.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Next to like probably Yellowstone Club, which is like where Tom Brady and all them have like their houses. But that's like a gated community thing out in Montana, I believe.

[Heath]

What in the world?

[Zayn]

I think they could have just put a little bit more money into the furniture and the in the house.

[Jared]

Damn Airbnb. Thousands of dollars for four nights and

[Zayn]

it's not even Coachella weekend.

[Jared]

Yeah, this is the off season. I put May 25th through the 29th.

[Zayn]

Oh, this is the. Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

The slopes aren't even open.

[Zayn]

That's wild. I had no idea. Wow.

[Jared]

Yeah, that one blew my mind. Matt, we probably saw the same Tick Tock. I saw that a while ago and it. I had the same reaction. It made me mad.

[Matt]

Just rich people, that is absurd.

[Zayn]

Should we find like, like a thousand other people, put our money together and

[Matt]

get some property, all share this house and we all just pitch in and do our part?

[Heath]

100 grand a month.

[Matt]

Or what if the real estate agent just put in like an extra zero and is like, sorry, like, why hasn't our house sold? It's like I. My bad, guys. My dad did not realize.

[Zayn]

I wonder what. It's like, what the page looks like when you save a price. Because every time you change it, it posts it, right? Like it shows, oh, price change. Price change. Is there like multiple confirmations you have to do before it posts the price? Oh, I'm sure, like, you can't just like easily go, oh my God, I'll mess up on the price. And like it goes up and then you.

[Heath]

And the house is 138 years old.

[Zayn]

It's historic. Built in 1888. Kind of cool.

[Matt]

It's historic, but pretty crazy.

[Zayn]

Yeah, that is crazy. Thanks, Jared. Did you see the. Did you see the video of all the staff at Chick Fil A? They made like a Tick Tock all of them. And all the comments were like, I'm surprised. I'm surprised they even made it to the fifth staff member and posted this on Tick Tock. Like everybody was talking about it, but then we find out they all got so.

[Matt]

No way. Sorry. So, you know, like fires.

[Zayn]

So you know, Chick Fil a is very like, proper. They're very.

[Matt]

They're very conservative. They're all about their decor. This is inappropriate. So for the people listening, these are Chick Fil A staff. A lot of them quite busty in the chest and they are just booty keep. They're just like up and down, giving a little jiggle, just a little boob dance.

[Zayn]

But like they're doing it to each person. And all of the comments were. The comments were like, I'm surprised it even made it to the fourth person. Like they're saying like the manager. I'm surprised the manager did not even like.

[Matt]

I bet the managers end the video

[Zayn]

was like, oh, someone did say that. They're like, oh, wait, one of them is the manager.

[Heath]

That's cool.

[Matt]

Crazy. Uh, it's Chick Fil A, not tits Fil A. Ok? That is.

[Zayn]

Even the manager's dancing corporate.

[Matt]

They gotta come in and be like,

[Zayn]

guys, Chick Fil A's super strict on social media. That's so fun. That's so like, like, everybody knows, like everyone on the Internet knows that this video, like, anywhere else, any other, like, fast food place, fine, like, nobody even bat an eye. But Chick Fil A.

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

And it does look like it was the manager's video because the captioning goes, my Chick Fil A crew is better than yours. Like, that's the text on the video. Yes. Look like on her chest. So he's like, oh, girls, I got a tick tock. We gotta do this. This is fine. I'm your boss in a little. If anyone. Also, that's awesome that they're really tight. You know what they're up to them that they did not give a. They looks like they're having a great time.

[Zayn]

Do you think in the back of their head they're like, oh, this is gonna get us in big trouble. Because I feel like this seems like they post a lot lot, right? Maybe this is the only one that just like went super viral.

[Matt]

Maybe. It was also kind of like a close friends kind of thing. It was supposed to be a private post and then someone saw it and like, screen recorded it and was like, it may have. I also have a feeling that they did not intend for this to be a public thing.

[Heath]

Really.

[Matt]

Like, it was just for his friends.

[Zayn]

You think they got. They got betrayed by one of their own.

[Matt]

Could.

[Zayn]

Could be an employee. Was like, you know what? I'm gonna get half of the staff fired.

[Matt]

Do you also. Do you think it's interesting, like, some people make close friends. I'm not like, calling anyone. It's. I'm not a person to ever air my grievances out or talk shit on close friends. But some people do. It's so fudgeing risky. Like, I'll see some stuff like friends post and I'm like, thank you for trusting me. I'm not good. Like, screenshot this. But it's so, like, that's so risky, Matt.

[Zayn]

I feel the same way. There are some people that have me on close friends where, like, they shouldn't because, like, we're. I'm not saying we're. We're not close, but, like, we don't know each other that well. Where, like, you wouldn't know if I were to screenshot and just post it. Like, I'm. We're not that tight. So it's just very surprising. And like, the. The sensitive that they'll post. I'm just like, oh, yeah, there was one. Somebody got this Somebody I'm not gonna

[Matt]

say I'll be broad about a big creator was like, making fun of another creator's like, partner. Like, I'm keeping it so broad.

[Zayn]

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

And I was like. And they were like, friends. But I'm like, what? I'm like this. And it pissed me off because I'm like, yo, you're talking about. About my friends partner.

[Zayn]

Like, where you can easily just screenshot it and send it. Like, it's.

[Matt]

I can end that now like that.

[Zayn]

It's crazy.

[Matt]

I don't want to start that drama.

[Zayn]

But what do you think that is? That. Is it like a I don't care whatever, or is it more just like, oh, this is everybody on Close Friends. We all have a, like a pact. Like, this isn't gonna.

[Matt]

Yeah, I guess they just want, like, validation and not feeling like they just want to express it. And maybe they also don't have that many, like, close friends, like, vent to. Yeah, they want to just vent to other creators about, like, like people they hate and they can't stand, like, bullying level, like, making fun of, like, someone's outfit. Like, what? She's.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

You're like, what are you doing?

[Zayn]

Crazy. I know. No, no. I know exactly what you're talking about too. Yeah, well, it's. It's scary. It's so risky. It's so risky too.

[Matt]

Do you ever also have some friends who like, they post on Close Friends more than their actual story, but you're like, why don't you post this on your actual story?

[Heath]

There's stuff that I see on Close Friends where I'm like, why would you even close friend that? Like, it would be like something super basic, like getting a chick fil a sandwich.

[Matt]

Yes. But like, like, nobody. You know, some girls are always just like, their, their public stories is just like. And then their private stories, like, yeah, I got chick fil a girl. You can post that on your story. You look more human. It looks like you're putting out a faker version. And I mean this for guys and girls. Like, no, no.

[Zayn]

That's so true though. Like, I feel like a lot of times I see close friends post, I'm just like, post this publicly. Like, it would be so, like, cool for people to see you like this. Like, this is so relatable. This is like, it's authentic. It's you. But it just. A lot of people just feel really self conscious. Like, poster.

[Matt]

Like, you know, I think some people who have like, you know, serious nine to five jobs and stuff and Their employers, like, follow them. They don't want to. Like, there maybe could be on the clock, but they're out, like, drinking with their friends. They want to keep that private.

[Zayn]

I know. I know a couple of people that. That definitely only post close friends if it's like. And also, like, just. You just don't want your, like, work seeing your life outside of work.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

You know, like, I feel that's why a lot of people are, like, just private still.

[Heath]

You ever post something on your close friends to just one person just to make sure to see if they saw.

[Matt]

I. I've heard some people do that for, like, their crushes and stuff, too, to, like, really get their attention and stuff, which is such a creepy move. Only time. If I post on close friends, it's. I'm asking locally for a favor. Like, do you guys know anyone who can paint? Wa. Or, like, do you guys have a good handyman?

[Zayn]

I get tickets. Yeah.

[Matt]

Stuff. That's where it's like. Because you don't want to annoy the masses with something. That's a local question.

[Heath]

I'll never forget when Mariah and I first started talking, like, super, super early. Like, I was just always, like, viewing her stories, and I guess I was like, you know, first or whatever. I was excited to see what she was posting. And she did one that was just a black screen and a small text that said, hey, Heath. And I saw bottom,

[Zayn]

like, on close for. Oh, no, no.

[Heath]

It was like, yeah.

[Zayn]

Oh, that bald.

[Heath]

I was like, oh, bold.

[Matt]

When.

[Zayn]

What, like, was this, like, after you

[Heath]

started, like, the first, like, two weeks of us talking?

[Zayn]

Oh, my God. That's. That's really.

[Matt]

I really like that. Like, you got, like.

[Heath]

Yeah. Dropped. Because it was, like, in, like, the crush. Like, crush phase.

[Zayn]

That's very unlike her, too.

[Heath]

I know.

[Zayn]

Crazy, dude. If she. If she started.

[Heath]

I'm getting, like, sweaty, like, thinking about it.

[Zayn]

I was like, like, mariah, now would never be like, delete that now. Crazy. That's crazy.

[Matt]

I remember when Patricia's dad followed me on Instagram, we had just been, like, talking. We weren't. Yeah, we were, like, dating, but we were not. Boyfriend. Girlfriend.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And it was like, during Thanksgiving, and It was like, Mr. Flack followed you. I'm like, oh, no. Like. Or I felt, like, a little embarrassed

[Zayn]

just because I'm like, all your videos. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

But my cousin was like, it's a good thing. That means, like, she's talking positively about you as, like, a guy in her life. And he's like, well, I gotta check this guy out.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Followed.

[Heath]

But it's just.

[Matt]

You feel so naked. Like yeah.

[Zayn]

And it's, it's tough. They see one video that makes them just like oh what's. I don't get this.

[Matt]

And you're just, you gotta just accept people can always just keep swiping and scrolling.

[Zayn]

I love those videos where it's like you gotta be cringe maybe for years, years until you see success on the Internet. It's like that's, that's true.

[Matt]

It is nice though like having a father in law and a mother in law who are like they love what I do. They think it's like cool and fun and stuff. It's like. Or I don't know, I could imagine if they were like just super serious with their careers or like you do

[Zayn]

what super like

[Matt]

they could be a pediatric neurosurgeon. Like they, yeah, they work on babies brains and stuff and they just see what you do and they're like interesting. Like yeah, you know, just like. But they could be that and also be very cool with it. But they're. Yeah, that's true. Just like this. We have such a silly career. Sometimes you feel a little self conscious about it. But it's nice. I don't have to feel self conscious about it with my family or even my in laws because it's fun.

[Zayn]

It's like. And what you post is like super like fun and you know, just couldn't

[Matt]

imagine the pressure of just someone like super serious and just like like I'll

[Heath]

get excited like nickel text me like about something that just got posted. Like cuz he like sees everything and I'm like okay, cool. Like it's not like a stamp of approval but it's just like like he's excited seeing something cool that we do.

[Matt]

Yes, that's really co cool.

[Heath]

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[Zayn]

What's your favorite, like, style of like influencer videos that you like to watch like on your feet? Like when it pops up on your feed, you're like, oh yeah, I like these type of videos. And you're always watching it. Like you like to watch all the way through like street interviews or informational people, like cooking videos. Like, what's something that you like, really like to watch?

[Matt]

Oh my God. I'm all across the spectrum on like what I. You're on the spectrum, like on the spectrum of just like my taste is so diverse and I love all different types of creators. That's a really great question, Zayn.

[Heath]

I like watching sideshow accident videos.

[Zayn]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Matt]

Sideshow, Sideshow accent.

[Zayn]

We need side show.

[Heath]

You never, you never heard of like sideshows, Like Bay Area, like sideshows where they like pull up cars and like everybody gathers around in like a circle and they're like doing like, oh, they're

[Zayn]

doing, they're doing donuts and then oh.

[Heath]

And like people are getting like run over and smack like this one.

[Zayn]

But they're like, they're getting hit and getting right back up.

[Heath]

It's crazy.

[Matt]

Dude. Weren't they cracking down on this in la? Really trying to get people stopped? This is stupid. If you go to a sideshow, don't go.

[Heath]

I watched one guy, you know how like cars can like shoot flames out of the exact exhaust? I saw this one guy, he got run over and his legs were pinned underneath and it was just shooting flames up his ass.

[Zayn]

Oh my God.

[Heath]

Horrifying.

[Zayn]

Oh my God.

[Heath]

Oh, there was, there was one poor guy, he got ran over and it sucked the pants off of him and he had his peach out. And yo everybody, the comments like, yo, why is everybody trying to get a like a shot of it? People came up and were like, dude type, type, yo, is that. Yo. Why is everybody trying to get a video of his peach?

[Zayn]

Like, they were just, like, just specifically getting the Zayn. Well, I got to see it now.

[Matt]

Oh, no. Oh, no. This is so stupid.

[Heath]

Oh, Everybody coming up with their phones, trying to get videos of it.

[Zayn]

Like, oh, that. Oh, I thought it was gonna be funnier than that. His underwear, like, completely, fully got run over.

[Matt]

The thing is, why was he in the pit?

[Heath]

When I see that, I. I don't feel bad.

[Zayn]

It's crazy that there's so many videos like this, and people still go. And they go in the middle. It's like. It's. They want to get run over.

[Heath]

The way I see it is, like, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, you know, Like.

[Zayn]

Yeah. I mean, it's like. And it's, like, also super reckless, dangerous, illegal. That's like. You're not saying. You're not saying, like, oh, I don't feel bad for skydivers, because, yeah, they are doing something that's like.

[Heath]

Like daredevil.

[Zayn]

Yeah. But it's legal, and you're not putting, like, other lives in danger.

[Heath]

100.

[Zayn]

It's like, this is like, clearly. That is like, that's. That's a riot. It's a dangerous, but also, like, it's crazy how many people are.

[Heath]

I get. I get those videos all the time on my feed.

[Zayn]

I do watch them all the time, though.

[Heath]

You watch.

[Zayn]

Watch them, too, when they. When they pop up. Yeah. Because it's like. It's like watching a train wreck.

[Matt]

Yeah. I love the little videos in India where they're, like. Where it's like a whole line of people, and it's like. And I don't know, they always have, like, some ball or something that they're trying to get into. Like, it's like, looks like a cheap carnival game. And they, like, win a bag of rice.

[Zayn]

They win, like, a bag of rice. They win, like, a soda. They'll win a.

[Heath]

It's just.

[Matt]

They're just fighting.

[Heath]

Customers can come up and try to win something.

[Unidentified Casual Speaker]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's just these, like, street videos.

[Zayn]

They know what they're doing. Doing. I think they're very smart.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zayn]

They know exactly what they're doing. And because it's the same setup, but, like, it doesn't look authentic. Like, it looks like scammy. No, not scammy.

[Matt]

It's just getting content because we just watch it.

[Zayn]

I watch it all. I watch it all every time I watch it.

[Matt]

That kombucha did a number on me. That kombucha did a number on me.

[Heath]

Oh, Matt. Dane, did you see the story that's kind of going around right now of the quadriplegic guy who sh.

[Matt]

Killed people or his, like, friends, Bro, he has no arms and no legs.

[Zayn]

How did he do it?

[Heath]

Did you see the video of him with the gun?

[Matt]

Like he's in, like, a bedroom and shoots out the window? Yes. Is that when he actually kills him or that was just footage of him shooting gun and. And showing what he was capable.

[Heath]

I don't know. I do not think that was the video of it actually happening, but I think he was just being reckless and just, like, shooting out the window.

[Zayn]

That was just a video that they had. They found. Probably found on his phone.

[Matt]

Wait, Quadruple amputation. Cornhole player accused. He's a pro.

[Zayn]

Cornhole look. Oh, yeah, he's glocking that. Look at that.

[Matt]

But damn, it's gonna be like, in jail.

[Zayn]

Wait, did he accidentally or he, like, was just like.

[Jared]

They're claiming self defense now. That's what his defense attorney is saying.

[Zayn]

How is he. How does he have fingers?

[Heath]

No, no, he's got, like. I don't want to say nub, but it's.

[Matt]

Yeah, like in a little.

[Zayn]

No, no, I'm saying. No, no, what I meant is he has an appendage that can do this. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I thought. I thought they were. It was literally just. It was not like.

[Matt]

And he has a swastika scar. Oh, what are we doing?

[Zayn]

Oh. Oh, he like, cut that.

[Matt]

Oh, that is just disturbing. And he's showing it off. No, this guy sounds like a piece of. Yeah, let's like, throw away amputee. Nah, you suck, dude.

[Heath]

That guy doesn't look like he's doing something in self defense.

[Matt]

No. And he probably has a shitty friend circle who's like, yeah, come on, man. Yeah, shoot that gun. Like, he probably loves the attention that he's. He gets in.

[Zayn]

Was he. Was he born like that or did. Did something happen?

[Matt]

Great question, Zayn. I don't know.

[Zayn]

We should ask him. We should actually bring him on.

[Matt]

Well, if someone is an amputee, does that mean, like, it's been post amputated? Like.

[Zayn]

Oh, yes.

[Matt]

So that means then something bad happened. He could have had, like, some disease on all of his limbs. But also then. What do you call someone who was just born without an arm or a leg? Is that.

[Heath]

Oh, paraplegic? Like, something like that?

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Paraplegic.

[Heath]

No, but not saying that that's a term, but I wouldn't.

[Zayn]

I think that term is for everybody, though. Because I. I don't think all the winter, like, or all the athletes in the Olympics are born like that.

[Matt]

You're a quadriplegic. It's four.

[Heath]

He's four. Yeah, so.

[Matt]

But, like, we are not medical experts, so forgive us.

[Zayn]

I'm a medical expert, and I'll die on that hill.

[Matt]

I'd love to see you in the lab coat. So what do we.

[Zayn]

I honestly, I think. Wait, what?

[Matt]

Like, just having, like, a clicker. So what are we here today for? Okay, y. You've been feeling sick.

[Zayn]

And also, have you ever, like, tried wearing a.

[Matt]

A.

[Zayn]

What is it called?

[Matt]

Stethoscope.

[Zayn]

And actually, like, try to list, like. Like, I don't hear anything.

[Heath]

Really?

[Zayn]

I don't mean.

[Heath]

You're also deaf.

[Zayn]

Every time I do, I'm like, what are they. What are they listening to for? Dude, for a little bit, I thought it was, like, just a. Just like a pro.

[Matt]

You didn't ever even had, like, a kitty stethoscope, like a Fisher Price one? Those worked when I was a kid and I. I would listen to our heartbeat all the time.

[Heath]

Time.

[Zayn]

Oh, I guess I don't have, like.

[Matt]

As a kid, I loved listening to heartbeats. As an adult. I hate it. It freaks me.

[Heath]

It's weird.

[Matt]

It really, like, you're listening to the

[Heath]

heart pumping, like, just gross.

[Matt]

Yeah. Obsessing about, like, your heart rate that, like. I'm not doing that. Yeah, because it can make you go, I think, even crazier the more.

[Heath]

What's your resting heart rate?

[Matt]

No clue. Probably normal, but not, like.

[Zayn]

Isn't it usually, like, good? It's like 96.

[Matt]

Oh, that's a little high. It's like 70.

[Zayn]

Sorry, I'm thinking of blood pressure. My bad.

[Matt]

But I know that, like, if you're like, a pro athlete, like, if you're like, Lance Armstrong or something. Something. I swear, it's like 60 or what is just a normal heart rate?

[Heath]

I think how everything is 60, 65.

[Matt]

Yeah. A minute. I don't know. I don't want to know.

[Heath]

Mine is crazy high. I'm.

[Zayn]

Oh, really?

[Heath]

I've checked mine and it's in, like, the 90s.

[Zayn]

Oh, you're nervous for wreck.

[Matt]

I mean, it depends. If I don't have, like, caffeine. Caffeine running through my veins. I'm probably pumping hard.

[Zayn]

But you do drink a lot of caffeine, though.

[Matt]

Yeah, but I mean, if you're sleeping, like, you're true. Resting, resting, sleeping hard.

[Heath]

I gotta dial it back because I'm scared of. Of kidney stones.

[Matt]

Me Too. I'm scared of gallstones too, because you ever get like, just a random, like, pain in, like, your upper right abdomen and most of the time it's gas. But like, I google it all the time where I'm like, upper left quadrant, right?

[Zayn]

It's not one thing.

[Matt]

Right. But the gallstone. Gallstones, like that.

[Heath]

My dad got his gallbladder removed because of the stones.

[Matt]

Right? Yes, yes, I remember that.

[Heath]

That was crazy.

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[Unidentified Casual Speaker]

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[Matt]

Oh, no.

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[Zayn]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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[Matt]

Liberty, Liberty. Liberty, Liberty. But like, gallstones, you don't pass them. They just, like, collect right there. Kidney stones. That terrifies me, too. Sometimes I've, like, had sometimes, like a sharp pain, like in my groin, and I'm like, is that a kidney stone on its way out? But it's so punctate and small that it's just not coming through.

[Zayn]

Did you see that story of, like,

[Heath]

that doctor that you ever seen what gallstones look like? Yeah, dude, they're crazy looking.

[Zayn]

This doctor got, like. I think he got charged with murder. For what? He mistakenly cut his. This guy's here.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zayn]

You saw that?

[Heath]

It was he.

[Zayn]

What was it?

[Heath]

He cut his liver out when he was trying to remove a spleen.

[Zayn]

Yes, yes, that was it. But he was charged for murder.

[Matt]

Spleen. I always forget spleens exist.

[Heath]

It's a weird organ.

[Jared]

O happen in Florida.

[Zayn]

It did happen in Florida.

[Matt]

What does your spleen do? It's like, for your endocrine system and stuff.

[Heath]

So. Yeah.

[Matt]

And your endocrine system is like, I don't know, the sweat and, like, perspiration and, like, regulating body temp and stuff.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And then livers, like, fatty livers, all of that. That. Oh. Removing patient's liver instead of a spleen in fatal surgery. Oh, and so he died. Sorry, Dr. Thomas Schnowski, you're going to jail. Like, oh, you're.

[Ryan Seacrest]

You're.

[Matt]

You're a dumb surgeon.

[Zayn]

How long was he a. Like, is he. Was he a surgeon for? Like, how do you fuck that up?

[Heath]

How do you just look at a liver and think it's a spleen? And then you just go cutting without taking?

[Matt]

I guess. Well, the dude he was operating on was, like, 70. I don't know. Like, is your spleen. Your spleen is, like, dark and purple looking. Like. I don't know.

[Zayn]

I don't even.

[Heath]

I have a hot take. Can we talk about it? Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. It's just so you know how the

[Zayn]

Star Screen recording chat.

[Heath]

Don't clip this. If your dog is getting old, the right thing to do is to put it down. When they're no longer able to function properly and live a meaningful life.

[Matt]

That's your hot take, is to put it down.

[Heath]

So I'm saying, like, you put your dog down if they're not able to, like, and it's like, the honorable thing to do, right? People put their dogs down.

[Zayn]

They're hurting. They're like, they're hurting.

[Matt]

Pain, and it's not a good quality of life.

[Heath]

Why is it not the same for people?

[Matt]

So you want to talk about euthanasia? Well, then that's a tough thing. I think euthanasia should be legal, but I think it has to be under right terms with the right doctor to get that written off. But then that gets very complicated on legal matters. And there could be, like, cheap doctors who can just write off for anybody to kill themselves.

[Zayn]

But I think they do have that, though. Don't. Don't.

[Matt]

Not in. Not in the United States. It's legal in the Netherlands, maybe some other countries in Europe. It is allowed.

[Heath]

If. If you're like 90 years old, you're in pain, you're hurting, you can't function. You're like, I just. I wouldn't want to live like that. I know you have.

[Matt]

With dignity, right? In. In not being able to suffer. I. I am with you on it, but you're you. This is like, what are you trying to ask?

[Heath]

Like, I feel like you should. Like, if you agree, like, you should be Able.

[Matt]

There's a huge God. But a lot of people are very religious. That's God is tells you when you need to go. You're saying. And you don't get to decide because some people would argue that's like assisted suicide.

[Heath]

Right. But then a lot of these people are stuck on not saying treatments, but like they're being kept alive and they.

[Matt]

Especially if they don't want to and they want to die. It's really sad, dude. One of my really close friends, his grandpa. This is. I feel like I can say this, but one of my really close friends, his Grandpa was like 80 years old. Okay. Like was in so much chronic pain, was having the worst time ever and so old. Probably didn't know that like you could maybe get euthanized or whatever he had was in so much pain, went into another room, wrapped his head up with the towel and had a gun and killed himself. And like. And your family has to find you like that like that's. Sorry that's like so dark to like share.

[Zayn]

Yeah, yeah. But that's.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's to where that's what's so sad is some people didn't have to take it into their own hands to handle it. So yeah, I agree that I do think assisted suicide, euthanasia there is there here's the thing.

[Zayn]

And I feel like maybe the reason why a part of the reason why they don't do that is because how do you know if they're telling the truth? Like, oh, I'm in pain, I'm in pain, but they're not in pain. And you can just want to depressed

[Matt]

too and say like, I want to kill myself. That's fine.

[Zayn]

I feel like that's another like I

[Heath]

feel like it would have to be like a medical condition. Like with didn't Dr. Kevorkian, he like

[Matt]

went to jail because he would help people kill themselves. So yeah, there's there and I think there are some states that do allow it. As Of April of 2026, 13 states in Washington D.C. have authorized medical aid and dying. Oh, has it finally passed the laws often death with dignity and end of life options allow terminally ill and mentally competent adults with prognosis of 6 months or less to live to request medication to hasten their death. Okay.

[Zayn]

Aren't there also. Aren't there situations where somebody is in like somebody's in the hospital. Hospital and they are alive but like they're barely there and then they ask the family do you want to keep him on the like kind of support? Yeah. Life Support. Isn't that. Wouldn't that be considered the same thing?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

I feel like that's even worse because they don't even have a decision. You're the, the family members making this decision. Yeah.

[Heath]

And a lot of things are like, I know it's kind of a dark conversation, but it was just something I was thinking about.

[Matt]

Reminds me of Pineapple Express where they're getting high and he's like, you ever think about euthanasia? Like, I gotta go, man. But yeah, you know, it is interesting,

[Heath]

but I think, like, if I was in a vegetative state, I can't speak for myself, but I would feel bad if, like, my loved ones thought they had to keep me alive. If there was zero success of me ever.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

Being. I wouldn't want to be a burden.

[Matt]

It's also wild with some people in comas, though. They come out of comas.

[Heath]

Coma. Comas is.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's very complicated as well. It's so layered that, like, I don't know, I think more people need to be open minded to it. It's the people that just think like, no, that's wrong. And that's like, it's more of a religious thing, which I'm like, you're entitled to having those opinions if that's how you want to live and stuff. But, like, I think you need to be a little bit more open minded for a lot of other people and how they want to exit this earth, shuffle off this mortal coil.

[Zayn]

Yeah, it's like, again, yeah. Because people will take it into their own hands and then you're ruining more lives with like trauma and.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

Did you know that one of our friends saved somebody with Narcan at Coachella?

[Matt]

No way.

[Zayn]

No, not one of our friends.

[Heath]

One of our friends.

[Zayn]

Friends for friends.

[Matt]

Did they bring the Narcan or. They had nar.

[Heath]

They all had Narcan on them.

[Zayn]

You, you know, especially. I mean, I saw a lot of Tik Toks this year before Coachella, saying things that you need to. You should have on you. This, this Narcan I've.

[Heath]

I've never even heard of. I thought it was like an article thing that you couldn't even buy.

[Matt]

Oh, no, you can get on Amazon and I think there's even like clinics and places where you can get it for free too.

[Zayn]

But the one that you get from CVS is like very, very small dose of it where I think it's just. Yeah, it's pretty much used for overdose.

[Matt]

Overdoses, opioids, a lot of it. And I've considered, like, having it, too. I'm not saying, like, oh, I'm friends with people who do cocaine. No, no. But you can be having to have that. It's like having a fire extinguisher. Because if you are having a party with, like, a people out at your house, you know, people are. Could be going to the bathroom up to no good. God forbid, something bad happens, you do have it, and you're able to act on it instantly rather than not having it.

[Zayn]

Is this only for people that are overdosing on, like, a drug?

[Heath]

Opioids.

[Zayn]

Only opioids.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

And is that something where you have to guess, like, if you find this person.

[Heath]

Well, if you gave this, like, if you administered it to somebody who wasn't on op. Opioids, it's not going to hurt them.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zayn]

Oh, okay. It just. It'll not. It won't help, though, if it's not. I got it.

[Matt]

I know a lot of people who's like, man, we getting dark today. A lot of. Also, like, families who maybe have lost, like, their kids and stuff to overdosing and stuff. They become big advocates for Narcan. Like, if your kids are going to college, like, going, I know you're not going to be doing any hard drugs up your veins or your nose, but I want you just to have this just in case somebody on your dorm room floor is going through something.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You can act on it in. There's a solution for it.

[Heath]

Another thing, too, is, like, people. People that potentially would have, you know, an incident with cocaine. It would be because fentanyl was in it.

[Zayn]

Yes. Which. This would help.

[Heath]

That would.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Our friend, she was. She went. She went weekend, too, and her friend had it on her. And this tall guy right behind them while they're waiting for Justin Bieber, just started. Just started, like, seizing and going on

[Heath]

the ground and then just, like, hitting the ground.

[Zayn]

And our friend's friend literally took it. Has never done anything like this.

[Heath]

And usually normally right before as a. Just in case.

[Zayn]

Yeah. And literally administered. Administered to him and he immediately woke up and was just like.

[Heath]

Like, life back in life.

[Zayn]

Back. And then security came and, like, took him because I think it was on the ground for maybe a little bit where it was, like, guarding attention.

[Heath]

Grasp of, like, what just happened.

[Zayn]

Yeah, but, like, he didn't. I, like, she. She was saying that he didn't even realize what just happened. Like, but he just came out of it.

[Matt]

Wow. But what.

[Zayn]

Look. But he was, like, about to OD on something. I think they Were, like, smoking weed that I had something with Lace With.

[Matt]

Yeah. And you could also be on other drugs, too.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That is.

[Heath]

Wow.

[Zayn]

So good on them. I did not know, like, before this year, I didn't really know that that

[Matt]

was, like, an option to know that much about Narcan. Yeah.

[Zayn]

Because I know, like, people like to have, like, what is it like, an epiphany for?

[Matt]

Which is, like, adrenaline, like, helps you.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

From being fake fainted and stuff. But you should.

[Zayn]

I mean, people should have an EpiPen that just, like, on them at all times.

[Matt]

EpiPens. Oh, yeah. It's kind of friends who are like. Or have. You can have, like, a B allergy. You can be allergic to peanuts, and you always got to have your EpiPen on you.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Which, like, it's just mad respect for, like, people who have to, like, always have that on them just in case, like, you're leaving the house. Because EpiPen's like, a big thing. You gotta, like. Yeah, keep on ya, dude.

[Zayn]

I'd be. And I'd be such an advocate for it. Like, that girl probably. Probably tells everybody she meets and sees have one on you. Like, what?

[Matt]

They're the Narcans, I think are, like, $30 at least on Amazon. I know.

[Zayn]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And sometimes they're like, I have it always, like, in my, like, cart or, you know, like, save for later. Because I'm like, it's today the day I'm gonna buy Narcan.

[Zayn]

My mom. My mom was a paramedic, and when we told her that, she had no idea that you could even just get it from, like, even get it from a cvs, she had no idea. And she's a paramedic, so I was like, it must be, like, really new. I bet you this honestly got pushed by. By, like, parents that, like, have lost her.

[Jared]

Especially with everything that is, like, laced now.

[Zayn]

Yeah. It's so dangerous.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zayn]

Okay. Well, thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Zany Heath Unfiltered. Again. You can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcast platforms, and every Tuesday, video forum on YouTube.com zayanheath Yep.

[Heath]

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[Zayn]

We'll see you in five seconds. Four, three, two, one second.

[Matt]

Toodles.

[Heath]

Peace.

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