336: He Got Caught Cheating (ON CAMERA)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Episode 336: He Got Caught Cheating (ON CAMERA) – June 8, 2026

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Episode Overview

The 336th episode of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered" delivers the show’s trademark mix of pop culture banter, hilarious storytelling, and relatable life updates. Zane and Heath are joined by regulars Matt and Jared, sharing stories from their lives, discussing trending news (including a landlord caught on a tenant’s security cam and a wild fishing tournament scandal), and reflecting on childhood nostalgia, festival plans, and even the weird world of tipping culture and skincare. The tone stays light, honest, and full of laughter, perfect for fans who crave the group's authentic and unfiltered dynamic.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Nostalgia, Movies, and Childhood Memories

[01:02–09:57]

• The group dives into the legacy of the Village People and childhood associations with their music ("YMCA", "Macho Man").
• They reminisce about 90s and early 2000s kids' movies ("Dunston Checks In", "First Kid", "Blank Check"), marvel at scenes that wouldn’t fly today (e.g., child nudity in "First Kid" [07:09]), and discuss how PG-13 movies have changed over the years.
• Crypto tangents: Brock Pierce (from "First Kid") turning into a crypto millionaire, and the Winklevoss twins' real-life bitcoin success.

Notable Quote:
“He was chilling by the pool, and he was just looking. Fully clothed, just looking at the pool, and just goes like this—jumped right in.” – Heath [18:05] (on kids’ pool safety)

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2. CMA Festival & Nashville Life

[10:20–16:54]

• Zane and Heath are in Nashville for the CMA Festival, comparing it to “country Coachella.”
• The group nerds out over the packed lineup (Ella Langley, Jason Aldean, Tim McGraw, Red Clay Strays, Blake Shelton), logistical expectations (city layout vs. fields), and the struggle of not wanting to look like “you’re wearing a costume” with cowboy attire.
• Price and process for authentic cowboy hats, with the Franklin Factory custom beaver pelt stretch getting laughs for its suggestive phrasing.

Notable Quote:
“I Brought my hat from Amazon. Oh, boy.” – Zane [13:37]
“You stretched your beaver pelt.” – Heath [15:06]
“That sounds sexual. That sounds really sexual, Heath.” – Matt [15:03]

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3. Parenting & Home Life

[16:57–19:25]

• Heath plans to introduce his son Tony to swimming and shares stories about family close calls with pools, leading to a serious discussion about child safety: baby gates, pool covers, and teaching swim lessons early.
• The genuine anxiety parents face about pool accidents is highlighted.

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4. Game Segment: Blast or Splash

[19:34–22:13]

• The group plays “Blast or Splash” (sponsored by Mountain Dew Baja Blast), challenging each other with dares or personal questions (search history reveals, texting exes, embarrassing stories).
• Playful roast energy and confessions keep the mood light.

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5. Adulting & Apartment Life

[24:02–26:44]

• Conversations about garages turning into storage junkyards, apartment rent horror stories (Heath’s rent went up 10% annually in Toluca), and “the rent control flex” of a long-standing LA lease.
• Reflections on why some families or old tenants pay pennies to live in massive spaces in NYC due to old leases.

Notable Quote:
“My parents didn’t really let me watch the Addams Family. They let me watch, like, the old one from the 50s, but the new one was a little dark…” – Matt [03:52]

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6. Disney Theories, Nostalgia & Baby Names

[27:24–31:09]

• Pixar/Disney movie lore (WALL-E’s connections to other movies), and Matt shares fan theories about how movie universes intersect (“a big crux in the Disney universe” [28:01]).
• Behind-the-scenes facts: Lightning McQueen’s real-life namesake is an actual Pixar animator, not Steve McQueen.
• Zane debates baby names, settling on “Casper” and fielding the friend group’s opinions (“It could be because of the movie, too.” – Zane [30:34]).

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7. NASCAR, Photography, & Celebrity Fights

[33:20–38:37]

• Heath recounts shooting photos “in the pit” at a NASCAR event (“the only sport where you could be that up close As a fan” [33:46]), nearly getting hit by tires.
• The group discusses how “anyone can get pit passes,” Heath’s drive for even closer media access, and reflects on the recent death of driver Kyle Busch (“He was definitely one of the best” – Heath [36:57]).
• NASCAR’s dramatic side: mic’d-up moments and infamous post-race driver fights—one of which involved drivers physically brawling on live TV.
• Anecdote about meeting a NASCAR driver and losing a prized M&M’s racing jacket.

Notable Quote:
“They would get out of the cars and just punch each other, run up on them.” – Heath [37:18]

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8. Cheating Scandals: Fishing Tournament & Landlord Drama

Fishing Scandal: [39:19–44:06]

• Viral story: a Texas angler is caught cheating by stuffing weights in his fish at a major tournament (caught on camera), facing felony charges with potential prison time due to the high prize money.
• The group is incredulous about how long it took for such cheating to be discovered, riffing on how one could hide so much metal in a fish.

Notable Quotes:
“He was caught cheating in a fishing competition by putting weights in his large mouth bass.” – Zane [39:19]
“They should have seen this coming from a mile away.” – Zane [40:28]

Landlord Caught on Camera: [57:02–59:03]

• Shocking Michigan news: A landlord is caught on a tenant’s security camera entering their home and having sex with another woman on their couch.
• Debate over legal consequences (trespassing) and the “ick factor,” with most of the group more appalled by the sandwich break than the act itself.

Notable Quotes:
“The legs up. That is insane.” – Matt [57:41]
“Just give me 7 months free rent and all good, my guy.” – Matt [58:20]

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9. Viral Lawsuits, Tipping Culture & Weird Company Policies

JP Morgan Lawsuit: [48:11–51:09]

• A JP Morgan employee gets fired for an alleged $642 "Super Bowl party" deli platter expense (later proven pre-approved for a business meeting), ultimately winning a $4.25 million lawsuit. The group jokes about the absurdity and lessons in keeping receipts and playing the long game.

Notable Quote:
“If you get fired over something that silly, keep quiet and then come back with a lawsuit.” – Matt [50:48]

Olive Garden Tip Fiasco: [68:07–70:04]

• A waitress receives a $700 Mother's Day tip, only for Olive Garden’s policy to trigger an egregious delay and eventual firing. Outrage and “lawsuit incoming” predictions ensue, highlighting ongoing issues with tipping culture in America.

Riffing on Tips and Service Industry: [65:00–67:36]

• Deep-dive into how gratuity systems unfairly stress both staff and customers, breakdowns of how bartenders are tipped, and why cash tips and management splits complicate things further.

Notable Quotes:
“Anything but pay their employees more. Yeah, anything but pay them more.” – Zane/Jared [65:19]

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10. Security Cameras, Privacy, and Home Tech

[59:03–62:26]

• The group debates the ethics and ickiness of home security cameras, especially in shared living situations, recalling stories of both hidden and very obvious surveillance in Airbnbs.
• Concerns about hotel room hidden cameras and “decibel meters” monitoring noise at rentals.

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11. Life’s Little Details: Festivals, Pizza Hut Nostalgia, Skincare, and Science

Pizza Hut & Taco Bell Nostalgia: [62:26–64:37]

• Gush about fast-food nostalgia, hoping for the return of old-school Pizza Hut and Taco Bell designs (stained glass lamps, swivel seats, coin games).

Skincare, Demodex Mites, and UV Light: [77:00–80:11]

• Riff on skincare trends—Korean snail mucin, red light face masks, and moisturizers.
• Jared introduces the group to Demodex mites (tiny creatures living naturally on all human faces), which creeps everyone out.

Notable Quotes:
“Snail muin. Yes. Why did I say come? Maybe I was thinking of salmon.” – Zane [77:56]
“It reproduces having sex on your face right now.” – Matt [79:10]

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “You stretched your beaver pelt.” – Heath [15:06]
• “He was chilling by the pool, and he was just looking… fully clothed, just looking at the pool, and just goes like this… jumped right in.” – Heath [18:05]
• “Just give me 7 months free rent and all good, my guy.” – Matt [58:20]
• “You got critters on your face!” – Heath [79:30]
• “My dream is to find a hidden camera… oh my God, the rush I would have.” – Matt [61:19]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:02–09:57] – Early banter, childhood movies, rating systems, crypto tangents
• [10:20–16:54] – Nashville, CMA Festival, cowboy hats
• [16:57–19:25] – Parenting, pool safety
• [19:34–22:13] – Blast or Splash game
• [24:02–26:44] – Renting, apartment stories, NYC rent control
• [27:24–31:09] – Disney fan theories, baby names
• [33:20–38:37] – NASCAR, pit photos, driver stories
• [39:19–44:06] – Fishing tournament cheating scandal
• [48:11–51:09] – JP Morgan lawsuit
• [57:02–59:03] – Landlord caught on camera
• [68:07–70:04] – Olive Garden tip firing controversy
• [77:00–80:11] – Skincare, Demodex mites, sunscreen

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Final Thoughts

This episode delivers the classic freewheeling Zane & Heath energy: pop culture, news, personal stories, light mischief, and playful debate. The relaxed, sometimes irreverent tone keeps it lively and accessible, while occasional serious moments (parenting, child safety, lawsuits) offer substance. A must-listen for fans who love laughing along with the group’s everyday adventures and takes on viral weirdness!

End Note:
For the extended “Unwind” segment and bonus content, listeners are encouraged to check out the Patreon [82:07].

Transcript

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

It's fun to stay. Did they make that song?

[Matt]

Was the YMC already like, popping then? Or was it an ad for the YMCA that went viral? I. Sometimes I don't get it. The YMCA song.

[Zane]

I. I mean, I had like, it's the song of the. The brand.

[Heath]

Yeah, but like they did that and it wasn't a brand deal, right?

[Matt]

Like, they just. They endorse that whole place.

[Zane]

Maybe it was like a whole. Like, maybe like a girl. Like doctor. Like Dr. Pepper girl, like just sung it one day and they're like. Wait, that's catchy.

[Matt]

Village People, right? Mm, yeah. Did they have any other big hits? Like what were the.

[Heath]

No, that was it.

[Matt]

It was just ymca. They didn't have like a. I keep wanting to say shake your booty, but that's like Casey and the Sunshine Band, like when you.

[Zane]

When you sing ymca.

[Matt]

Yeah, or like the. The band, the Village People. Did they have any other hits?

[Zane]

How do you.

[Matt]

Macho Man. Macho Man.

[Zane]

Oh.

[Heath]

Oh, my gosh. They did have Macho Man. That's right.

[Zane]

Wait, hold on. So what came first? Macho Man.

[Matt]

Oh, same. Same album, same time.

[Zane]

Okay, so you, the Village People is the band that made that song, but they also made ymca.

[Matt]

Yes. And you know what they look like, right? Like each member of the Village People, like one is like a cop. One is like one Native American. A Native American. Which a little controversial, but maybe he was.

[Zane]

Why? Just wait. Why is that bad?

[Matt]

Well, I don't know what his. But the thing is, if you're doing a costume of the Village People.

[Zane]

Someone's got to be the Native American costume involved.

[Heath]

Everybody always does that one.

[Matt]

It. Little Coachella 2014.

[Zane]

What's the one movie that, that. That you think of when you hear Macho Man?

[Matt]

I don't know. I just think of roller skating as a kid.

[Zane]

You don't think of the movie Wednesday or Adam's. Adam's family values?

[Heath]

I never saw it.

[Zane]

Remember when she just killed her husband? Or she's about to kill her husband and she's like, in the bar and she's just like, drunk. She's like, macho. Macho Man.

[Matt]

Oh, damn. You know it. You know that movie I've. I have not.

[Zane]

Like, you don't remember that scene. That's the one scene that I think of when I hear Macho Man. She's like, on the bar, she's drunk, as you know, because she's happy. She's. Yeah, she's about to get all that money and she's just like. Like all the dudes around her and

[Heath]

what movie is like.

[Matt]

Yeah, Adam's family values.

[Zane]

Remember that? Like that tall lady.

[Heath]

Oh, this is old. Okay.

[Zane]

Evil lady. She was in all white. What?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Could it be. Could it be educational?

[Matt]

Mrs. Mullins.

[Zane]

Mrs. Mullins.

[Heath]

Maybe that's why they had her do that. Talking about getting up on the. Getting drunk and getting up on the bar.

[Matt]

Because of the Adams family. There could be a link there.

[Zane]

Heath, Same time. Oh, my God. It's same world.

[Heath]

Interesting. And she became the principal of a prep school.

[Zane]

Yep, that's.

[Matt]

It could be. Could be.

[Zane]

You don't remember that? Oh, God. It's engraved in my head.

[Matt]

I. I never. My parents didn't really let me watch the Addams Family. They let me watch, like, the old one from the 50s, but the new one's a little dark because it's just Wednesday trying to kill.

[Zane]

It's a family movie. It literally has the word in it.

[Matt]

Bad influence for the children. I'm just kidding.

[Zane]

But there's no bad move rated our movie that has the word family in it, right?

[Matt]

Yes, of course.

[Zane]

It's a family movie.

[Matt]

The fan. Yeah, there's rated R movies that have the word family in it.

[Zane]

No, I don't think so. I can't think of one.

[Matt]

Yes, I can think of the. The Family man with Nicholas Cage. I bet that's rated R. You know what?

[Zane]

I would. I would think Nicholas cage was a PG13 guy.

[Matt]

It is PG13. It is PG13.

[Zane]

PG13, you see? But still. PG13. Still considered not a. Actually, you know what? 13 is pretty young.

[Heath]

I watched a PG13, the other movie with my parents and I was like, I felt uncomfortable watching it and I was like, I couldn't imagine being 13.

[Zane]

What scenes are in this PG13?

[Heath]

I don't know. It had some kind of sexy.

[Zane]

You know what I think? I think they've gotten better with that. I think PG13 used to be like a little raunchy. I think you're allowed to say 2, 1, F bomb. I think maybe a kissing scene.

[Matt]

No nipples. No nipples.

[Zane]

No, no, no. But maybe a little cleavage.

[Matt]

I remember PG movies back in the 90s. You could say like really?

[Zane]

But me.

[Matt]

Oh, Dunstan checks in. Jason Alexander, the movie with the orangutan. And they're in the hotel in the little kids.

[Heath]

Wait, what movie?

[Matt]

Claus. Dunstan checks in. Yeah, he lives at a hotel. His dad's the manager and they have a little orangutan and the dad. Jason Alexander from, you know, Seinfeld. There's a scene where he goes, oh, and PG 1995.

[Zane]

You know why, Matt? Because we have slip ups here.

[Heath]

Oh my God.

[Zane]

That's real life.

[Heath]

Matt, you just reminded. Do you remember first kid?

[Matt]

First kid. Of course. Which is no.

[Heath]

Sinbad.

[Matt]

Sinbad. And the kid from Blank Check. Was it the same kid?

[Heath]

I don't know if it's the same kid, but that's the kid that ended up growing up to be a crypto millionaire.

[Matt]

You're right. No, it's not a kid from Blame

[Heath]

Chat and on the island.

[Matt]

Oh really?

[Heath]

So I'm watching.

[Zane]

It comes hand in hand. If you have that much money, you're probably going on the island. I mean it's like a.

[Heath]

And if you're first kid.

[Matt]

Yeah, I think he's a crypto billionaire.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Or he's just well into the hundred millions or close to a billion. Brock Pierce. Yeah, the kid from.

[Zane]

Matt from the movie Social Network. I didn't know those two twins. They ended up being like crypto billionaires or like bitcoin billionaires.

[Matt]

Yeah, the Winklevoss twins.

[Zane]

The who?

[Matt]

The Winklevoss.

[Zane]

The Winklevoss wins. I thought like they got screwed over and that was it. That was their life.

[Matt]

Nah, they made a couple hundred million dollars. Like yes, they missed out on Facebook, but they still got it.

[Zane]

They're not being screwed over and you still come up on top and you're still set.

[Heath]

Oh, damn.

[Matt]

They're worth billions.

[Heath]

Okay, go on real quick. What I was saying though, about the. The first kid I was re watching that and totally forgot. There's a scene where he's, like, going into a fitting room at the mall, and it's like mom is making him, like, go put, like, a nice suit on, whatever. All of a sudden, he opens the curtain, full pants down, ass cheeks, like, just. This is a child.

[Matt]

A little boy. What?

[Heath]

Matt. Matt opens the curtain, full moon.

[Zane]

What movie?

[Heath]

First kid.

[Matt]

And this is Disney. Did you watch this on Disney plus or is this, like, Lost Media on YouTube?

[Heath]

It was on Disney.

[Zane]

Oh, no, but Disney Plus Disney plus

[Heath]

is, like, when you get a little XR.

[Zane]

Yeah, you get plus stuff.

[Matt]

Yeah, Disney plus these day has, like, crazy rated R movies. It's like, do you want to watch, like, Cinderella or you want to watch, like, Jackass, like, forever?

[Zane]

They do have. They do have, like, some. On the Disney. On Disney.

[Heath]

You got to put, like, a parental lock on that.

[Matt]

You have to. That is, like, the one.

[Zane]

I'm sure they do. I'm sure. Actually, theirs is more strict than anything. I'm sure. You have to. You literally unlock it when you download a thing. I think it's automatically how long until

[Heath]

there's face ID on the TV remotes?

[Matt]

Ooh, you know what?

[Jared]

That would be sick.

[Zane]

Wait, that's a great idea, Heath. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

I bet they already maybe have that, because some people use their phones as, like, remotes too, so.

[Zane]

Jared, cut that part. I think you're onto something.

[Heath]

I should text. I should text Samsung.

[Zane]

Samsung. No, you should hit up Apple.

[Heath]

Let me. Let me call LG tonight.

[Zane]

All right.

[Matt]

Are you guys Apple TV people? Like, yeah, you can have a. But you can have. No, I'm talking about, like, you have a smart TV, but you still buy an Apple TV to, like, navigate your smart TV 100% right.

[Zane]

It already comes on the TV.

[Matt]

Yes, I'm with you, Zane, but some people are big believers in having an Apple tv. This is not bad.

[Heath]

You know how slow your TV is when you're navigating through and you're like,

[Zane]

no, that's because Keen fucking TV sucks.

[Heath]

It's because it's the program that they use. Their actual device inside of the TV is actual dog shit.

[Matt]

It doesn't have that much memory. You're right.

[Heath]

That's why it's laggy. That's why it takes so long. It's not. It's. If you were to put an Apple TV box and do it, it would lightning fast.

[Matt]

Yes, you're right. And I keep struggling to, like, surrender to that truth. Because our smart tv, you know, you can have so many apps you got movies, downloaded all this stuff and it starts slowing down. But that's why some people love to have that external smart tv.

[Heath]

Even if you're like hardwired and you have ethernet into the back your tv, it's the actual software like that's on the tv.

[Zane]

Why don't they just. Why don't they put an extra chip in there to make it faster?

[Heath]

Because they want to sell you a 70 inch TV for $150.

[Matt]

Right?

[Zane]

That's. That's what I have in the guest house. I'm actually, while I'm out here, I'm having it switched. The big one in the living room because. Yeah, because I'm going to have that nice of a TV and it's not

[Jared]

going to be used.

[Heath]

So you're taking it out of my guest house? Yeah, it's fucked up.

[Zane]

But you're going to have the living room one.

[Heath]

No, no, you'll have the little gray.

[Zane]

You're going to love it.

[Heath]

It's a little box.

[Zane]

Okay, well, let's get to the intro.

[Matt]

Yeah, let's hop into it.

[Heath]

You ready, Bookie?

[Zane]

Yeah, let's do it. It's copy to baby. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath Unfiltered.

[Heath]

I'm Zayn, I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Zane]

I'm Jared and Zan. Heath are back in Nashville. I might as well move here.

[Heath]

It's crazy. You were here a week ago.

[Zane]

I know. Right back. Well, the reason why I'm here is because Heath and I are going to CMAS tomorrow.

[Matt]

Shut up.

[Zane]

The Country Music Awards.

[Heath]

The festival.

[Zane]

Are you going to?

[Matt]

No, I. Okay. You're going to the CMA festival, not awards. I was like, oh, it's cool. Is it this? Once again, not an ad. Is it just a festival to get people excited about the awards or.

[Zane]

I don't know.

[Heath]

I think it's just like a. A country Coachella type thing. It's like a Stagecoach vibe. It's a few days long. Tons of performers.

[Matt]

Who do we got? Who's the. Who's on the. I think the roster, bro.

[Zane]

I went on the list. It's a four day festival. Everybody's gone. Like every country.

[Heath]

Ella Langley.

[Matt]

Shut up. Ella Langley.

[Jared]

I'm so jealous.

[Matt]

She's having a year.

[Heath]

She just had her meet and greet yesterday at Ulta. Did you go right down the street?

[Zane]

We.

[Heath]

We were going to. But it.

[Zane]

We were going to where?

[Heath]

I was like, she's doing a meet and greet down the street. I was like, oh, we have to go. But it's like, you had to have, like, reservations and all sorts of stuff.

[Zane]

Oh, okay. Okay. You had to. Yeah. And you had to probably buy the product too.

[Heath]

You had to, like, buy the thing. But it was just fully sold out

[Zane]

also to a happy hour meet and greet. Hey, make sure to buy the Richard to buy it.

[Heath]

Make sure to buy the alcohol.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I'm a big fan of Ella Langley now. Like, twos in Texas. Man, I love that song.

[Zane]

I feel like how long she'd be been making music for, because I feel like it was just her last album that really just took a while.

[Matt]

A while in terms of years and building up. And then you, like, just hit the mainstream and you go huge. Like, similar. When Casey Musgrave, she was always, like, you know, puttering around Texas, like, doing shows here and there. I knew about her in college. And then bam. She, like, became huge with her big album.

[Zane]

Golden. We're. We're big Ella Langley fans over here. She's from Texas. I could tell by the way. Stupid.

[Heath]

Yeah. Who do we got? We got Jason Aldean. Oh, my gosh. Dina Carter.

[Zane]

So I was Matt. I was picturing. Because in my head, I was picturing all grass. I thought they were going to have this in, like, the middle of a park.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Nashville. It's in the city.

[Matt]

Oh, kind of like a lollapalooza thing.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't use a lollapalooza still, like, on a big field.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's still in a park. You're right. You're right. Yeah.

[Zane]

But this is like in the street.

[Matt]

Oh, it's kind of like stadium. Oh. So it may be also like in the stadium. Outside the stadium. Also in situation.

[Zane]

Yeah, I was not picturing that. I don't. I'm a be tired in the boots. Heath, are you wearing cowboy boots?

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

Why not?

[Ryan Seacrest]

My.

[Heath]

My dogs were barking after the. The little line dancing day. Oh, dude, I forgot how uncomfortable they were. I was like, you know what?

[Zane]

So definitely not. We. We should wear, like, regular shoes. I brought regular shoes just in case. I just figured, you know, I figured I wanted to.

[Heath]

I think I might go with another type of boot. Maybe like a work boot.

[Zane]

And it's not grass either, so it's like that hard cement. Yeah.

[Matt]

Cowboy head.

[Heath]

So I was talking to Zane about it. It's like, you don't want to look like you're just wearing a costume.

[Matt]

Yeah. You know, got to respect the culture.

[Heath]

You know, I'm not really trying to

[Zane]

cosplay, but, dude, I. I Brought my hat from Amazon.

[Matt]

Oh, boy. You got my.

[Heath]

Not wearing it. Dude, I paid good money for this Amazon hat.

[Zane]

Yeah, I brought it. You know how difficult it was to bring that fucking hat on my backpack? And you're not going to wear one with me?

[Heath]

I'll wear one.

[Matt]

The worst.

[Zane]

We'll see how it looks. We'll see how it looks.

[Matt]

The worst is when you buy a cowboy hat, like on a trip, and you're like, oh, I got a cowboy hat.

[Heath]

And then you're in a butt.

[Matt]

You can't put it in a bag. So then you got to wear that on the fucking plane.

[Heath]

But you're a damn lean back because you got like six inches behind you. So you're kind of like heads tilt.

[Zane]

But also you can. Can't you attach it to your. Oh, no. Like, the good cowboy hats don't have, like, the string. The string on it. The one my Amazon one does. So I just put it around my back.

[Heath]

He's got the.

[Matt]

Where's that place? Like, all the girls get, like, their cowboy hats done, like in Nashville, and they're like hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

[Zane]

Hundreds and hundreds, dude.

[Matt]

Close to, like a thousand dollars. Do you don't know where that place is?

[Heath]

Like, the custom. The custom hats?

[Matt]

Yes. Every, like, little bachelorette party, they go to this place in Nashville. Oh, I can't even remember the name.

[Zane]

Why didn't you take us there for your bachelor?

[Matt]

Because we ain't dropping hundreds and hundreds of dollars on hats. I'm not doing that to you.

[Zane]

But we would have had. We would have had a cowboy hat for life.

[Heath]

But there's. There's a place that's pretty close by. The only one that I know of that does the custom hats is in the Franklin Factory. They do, like, the whole beaver pelt stretching, you know? How often do you stretch your beaver pelt?

[Zane]

What the. What's a.

[Matt]

That sounds sexual. That sounds really sexual. Heath.

[Heath]

Oh, you. You stretched your beaver pelt.

[Matt]

You stretched your beaver pelt.

[Zane]

You shaved your beaver pelt. You shaved your beaver pelt.

[Matt]

So do you guys got to make content while you're there or is it just like attending it?

[Zane]

It's with Celsius.

[Matt]

Oh, fun. Very cool. Is it just like. Are you just, like, vlogging the day or do you have to, like, interact with any of the.

[Zane]

Pretty much. I mean, it's. I feel like any. Anytime you do any of those videos, you just kind of wing it and just see what happens.

[Heath]

Yeah, I think it'll be a cool setup.

[Zane]

Yeah, he will probably be my little filmer man.

[Heath]

But I'm actually excited. There's a lot of good performers that are going to be there.

[Matt]

Yeah, you got Tim McGraw as well.

[Jared]

Stephen Wilson Jr.

[Zane]

He.

[Heath]

I'm. I. Dude. I know.

[Zane]

And I'm excited just to see Heath have a good time because, like, he doesn't, like, festival at all. So, like, like, you know, I'm fine. I'll be there. But, like, looking at Heath, he'll be smiling. I'm like, this is fun.

[Matt]

Oh, red clay strays. I saw them in Vegas. They're really good.

[Zane]

That would be.

[Matt]

There's some. They're really cool.

[Jared]

I think this.

[Heath]

You know Blake Shelton?

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only like the.

[Matt]

The.

[Zane]

The really well known ones.

[Heath]

Yeah, I was just looking. Keith Urban. Ooh.

[Zane]

Like, I don't know who.

[Heath]

Dude, Zach Top is fire.

[Zane]

I don't know who Tucker Wetmore is. I don't know who Danny Car.

[Heath]

Luke Bryan.

[Zane]

Luke. I know Luke Bryan. I just know his. Oh, Luke Bryan is who. We saw where Alicia went to the

[Heath]

hospital and then Riley Green Combs.

[Zane]

Like, I don't know who Hardy is.

[Matt]

Where's Luke Combs?

[Jared]

No, no, I think Zayn was thinking of Luke Combs.

[Heath]

Yes, that was the Luke Combs concert.

[Zane]

Oh, that wasn't Luke Bryan. You see, it's so crazy.

[Heath]

All the. There's Luke, Brian, Brian this, Luke that. There's so many that have such similar names that you're just like, yeah, trying to keep up.

[Zane]

That's what we're doing tomorrow. We'll let you know how it goes.

[Matt]

Hell, yeah.

[Zane]

But I think that's all we have going this week.

[Heath]

Right. That I think we're gonna do.

[Zane]

I think we're gonna do a little. So I have a hotel in Nashville for this trip, so we might do a little staycation with Tony.

[Heath]

How nice he is by the pool.

[Zane]

This will be. This would be Tony's first time swimming

[Heath]

in a pool, right? Yeah. Well, we put his feet in our pool, but it's not heated right now, so it's cold. So we just did like a little foot dunk. But not like an actual.

[Zane]

Got it.

[Matt]

When is Tony going to start swimming lessons? Because you guys own a pool and that's a big thing that, you know, I don't know. You start them young or just, God forbid if an accident happens.

[Heath]

Maybe. Maybe like one where they, like, they

[Matt]

drop them in and then they snap. Trying to just get them to turn over and float.

[Heath]

What's nice is my brother was a lifeguard for a really long time and he would also do special lessons teaching kids how to swim. So he is, like, certified and, like, knows how to teach kids how to swim. So I'm gonna have him do that for. In a little bit.

[Zane]

And it's honestly good for. Just in case. Just like.

[Heath]

Yeah, it's.

[Zane]

It's good to. Good to have.

[Matt]

Oh, I know. It's so sad and scary the amount of accidents that happen in homes and families that have pools.

[Heath]

Like, his son was fully dressed just out by the pool. Not my pool. It was another family member's pool. But they were just like. He was chilling by the pool, and he was just looking. Fully clothed, just looking at the pool, and just goes like this.

[Zane]

Jumped right in. It's.

[Heath]

It's. So I'm going in the pool now.

[Zane]

No, no, no. His kid's name. What's his kid's name?

[Heath]

Coast.

[Zane]

Coast. Yes. They were. They just. They were just over the other day because. Because it's Keon's house. Oh, you want to come in and just see it? They came in, they looked at the backyard, and we were talking, and just for a quick second, he was right at the edge and almost stepped in.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh.

[Zane]

You. But, you know. But when they were living there, you know, they had, like, the baby gate or. No, it wasn't the baby. They had the net where you.

[Heath]

The thing that covers it.

[Zane]

It covers the entire pool. Is what's. Which one would you do if. When you put it on your pool, like, we just have a gate.

[Heath]

I would do the gate. That way you can, like, access it and, like, use it. The COVID it is very Florida cover that I have that we use for the winter is very difficult to take on and off. Like, it's a process.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So I feel like it's just quicker and easier to do the baby gate, but. But now they make those, like, crazy retractable ones that will, like, slide over the pool.

[Zane]

Those are scary.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

I see too many scary movies with that where the killer will push them in the pool and then turn it off, and then you get trapped, and then you're trapped. And then you die.

[Heath]

And then you die.

[Zane]

And then you die.

[Heath]

We're going to take a quick break to play the highly anticipated heated game of Blast or Splash, brought to you

[Zane]

by Mountain Dew Baja Blast. The rules are simp.

[Heath]

It's like, don't fill the water. Question game. We're going to ask a question. If you answer it, blast. If you don't answer it, splash. And whoever fills the cup up and overflows it loses.

[Zane]

And whoever wins gets to pick the punishment. You want to go first or me?

[Heath]

Let me go first.

[Zane]

Okay, ready?

[Heath]

Pull up the last thing in your search history.

[Zane]

Easy.

[Heath]

Private tab. Already.

[Zane]

No, no, no, no. We can't do that. Okay, that's good. It's. It's enough slices. Damn.

[Heath]

How much you pouring out? You trying to sabotage me?

[Zane]

It's barely filled. Remember the day we had that five course fajita fiesta at the next day restaurant in Ventura? Tell them what happened in the bathroom.

[Matt]

Come on.

[Heath]

Text your ex that you miss her.

[Zane]

Which one?

[Heath]

The recent one.

[Zane]

Have you ever screamed at Tony? What?

[Matt]

Loud.

[Heath]

No, I've never yelled at my kid. He thought he was gonna do something.

[Zane]

He thought.

[Heath]

He thought he was cooking there.

[Zane]

That was honestly for me.

[Heath]

Have you ever yelled at Ton? Why don't you tell them what happened to our coffee company?

[Zane]

Tell them what happened with the peanut butter and the. Okay, fair play.

[Matt]

You are a sick human being.

[Zane]

It's getting close.

[Heath]

Tell them the name of the mom influencer you were talking to last month.

[Matt]

Stupid.

[Zane]

Guilty. What? I'm getting old.

[Matt]

I'm 33.

[Zane]

I don't have much options left.

[Heath]

He saw me have Tony. Now he needs to talk to a mom. And look.

[Zane]

Okay. Remember the day that we moved out of our first apartment? Tell them what the movers found under your bed.

[Matt]

Twisted.

[Heath]

Okay, now tell them why it was under there. Done.

[Zane]

That was a low blow.

[Heath]

Winner gets to. Just wait till you see what the punishment is.

[Zane]

What are you. What are you gonna make me do? It can't be that bad.

[Matt]

You sure about that?

[Heath]

If you guys want to play Blaster Smash also at home.

[Zane]

Blaster Smash.

[Matt]

Idiot. I don't know what's wrong with you.

[Heath]

Gotcha.

[Zane]

Blaster Splash. Make sure to grab yourselves a Baja Blaster.

[Heath]

Or you can go to Mountain Dew.com and see where it's available. Near you.

[Zane]

Cheers.

[Heath]

Cheers. Not a single Hong Kong.

[Zane]

I hear him. He's up.

[Heath]

That's my baby screaming.

[Zane]

Oh, he grew. I haven't seen him in like a week. Yeah, he's grown already. I was like, holy

[Heath]

God, it's so wild.

[Zane]

He didn't look happy to see me, though. But I think it's because he probably thinks I live here. Yeah, it's not like. Yeah, there he is again. But he has no idea that I flew all the way.

[Heath]

There's Uncle Zane back again.

[Matt]

Whatever.

[Zane]

He'll. I. I just hope he, like, I. He will appreciate at some point. Yeah, I just like. I just wish it was now.

[Heath]

You're making memories that's yeah.

[Zane]

Just when is he gonna start loving me? That's like my question.

[Matt]

Probably around at 2. He'll start feeling comfortable. I feel like too you're like I don't even know.

[Heath]

I don't even know if I'm another

[Zane]

kid by that too. You must have another kid by that. And then I gotta do it all over again. It's crazy.

[Matt]

Two or even a year, they'll. They'll start like reaching maybe towards you. Like hey, do you want to see Uncle Zane? And like they'll start reaching for you a little bit. 2 They'll feel like kind of trustworthy of you.

[Zane]

Anything else? I'll be going on. That's it.

[Heath]

That's all. We have planned that. And then you're gonna help me paint the basement after we finish recording.

[Zane]

That's fine.

[Heath]

Is that okay?

[Zane]

No, that's fine. As long as you help me now I'm busy. I couldn't come up with anything.

[Matt]

Paint the basement. Like painting walls or like painting floors or what?

[Zane]

Just do the spray Heath.

[Heath]

I have the sprayer. Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh really?

[Heath]

It's only done.

[Zane]

Oh if it's the spray, I'll do it.

[Heath]

It's fully done. I just have to do a couple more like touch up spots and then I put can lighting in the ceiling.

[Matt]

Oh nice.

[Heath]

And those are painted but I just have to spray the bottoms of it. So you don't. Because they like come silver.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So now that they're up, I just have to spray the bottoms of them and then just put the lights in. But it's coming along. Hopefully by the end of this month basement will be done.

[Jared]

Hell yeah.

[Matt]

Patricia and I, we got to clean out our garage. Just organize it.

[Zane]

Wait, you have a garage?

[Matt]

Yeah. Like a storage garage?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You could park one car back there. But we would never park a car back there. But it's just like damn tubs and clothes and like it just gets a little disorganized more and more every turns

[Heath]

into like a storage unit.

[Matt]

Yes. And we just need to like take everything out and then re. Put it back in because there's some stuff that we need and it's so far back and we just need to think about putting the least needed things in the back and then put the stuff we want in the front.

[Zane]

What's the last conversation you and Patricia had about like the next place you're living? Like, like if you. Are you gonna stay there?

[Matt]

We're going to. We're going to. We're going to stay in our place for probably another year.

[Heath]

But I saw. I saw Patricia's Tick Tock and I got super bummed. Like, the intro to it was like, so we're not leaving LA anytime soon.

[Matt]

We're staying here.

[Heath]

So I'm gonna redo the bedrooms. I was like, damn.

[Matt]

But I mean there's, you know, we always had like, oh, Nashville was on the horizon. I don't know like how like speak to it because. But I think socially we've been really fulfilled lately. Like, we've have a good circle of friends who are like other couples kind of in this. Married couples who are in the same stage of life as we are. And I think a big reason why we wanted to leave was because we felt like we were the only married couple out here. And if we're getting ready for, you know, phase two of married life, if you know what I mean. We wanted to be around a community that has that. And right now we feel a little fulfilled. So. But I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, one more year of definitely staying.

[Heath]

When's that lease up?

[Matt]

You know, Lisa's been. It's a great lease though, because Patricia's had it for like eight years more than that.

[Zane]

That's crazy. The rate must be really good then.

[Matt]

Oh, Zane, it's phenomenal. And it got passed down through a girlfriend of a girlfriend that someone knew.

[Zane]

And so it doesn't go up. It doesn't go up every year.

[Matt]

It's small fractions. I feel like it's been a long time since it went up. But it's very small and like we're

[Zane]

kind of like, you're not allowed to raise it more than a certain amount. Right? Like the law.

[Matt]

And yes, there is like a rent control thing, but I don't know when that law was passed. I don't know the nitty gritty. But yeah, there are some stuff in place where you can't just like price someone out of their home. But other apartments on our street that are like even smaller than ours, not that great, are like fifteen hundred dollars more than what we pay.

[Zane]

So yeah, just stay there as long as you can.

[Heath]

Mine went up 10 every year.

[Jared]

Damn.

[Matt]

Where.

[Zane]

Wait, where were you living?

[Heath]

The Toluca house.

[Zane]

10% every year. Oh, Dan. He wanted you guys out, huh? He was ready to.

[Heath]

Crazy.

[Zane]

That is crazy. 10%.

[Jared]

He was charging you the absolute maximum that he could in the state of California.

[Heath]

Oh, so you can do 10?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Dan, that's crazy. Yeah, he was doing it.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zane]

It's kind of messed up.

[Matt]

It is.

[Heath]

He's like, you want to renew? I'm like, yes. I don't feel like moving.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's wild when you see, like, apartments in New York that, you know, somebody has been living in since, like the 1930s, and it's like an eight bedroom penthouse that they've been paying like a thousand dollars a month for.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But it's so devastating because, like, it's always like, some old person who has finally passed away and the family has to, like, give it up. And I don't know if there's some loopholes where, like, you have to be living with that person, but I'm pretty sure, like, there's no way of keeping it. But, gosh, just like massive fucking houses, like apartments in New York for that cheap. Oh, must be nice.

[Zane]

You know, I was on. I was on my flight on my way here. Do you guys remember the movie Wally?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah. I never saw it, but I've.

[Zane]

Oh, you never see. Okay. So I decided to watch. I haven't seen it in like 10 years. I watched it. It is the darnest, cutest movie.

[Heath]

It is just the darkest.

[Matt]

It is.

[Zane]

It is such a cute movie. And it's such a good movie, too, for. For there not to be a lot of, like, speak, like a lot of, like, talking in it. Great movie. I was actually gonna tell you. You should have Tony watch it. It's such a cute movie. Just these two little robots, they're so cute, trying to. Trying to get Earth back on its feet again. I don't know.

[Matt]

And that film's like a big crux in the. The Disney universe. You know, people who have like the massive theories about Disney and that.

[Jared]

Oh, how connected.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Like the.

[Matt]

The company that does the batteries and stuff and like Toy Story and all of that is all the company that has that spaceship where all the people are living on. And some people believe that tiny little plant at the end of Wally is basically then the start of Bug's Life that becomes the Bug's Life tree. And Bug's Life is technically post Wally, I think. And I may be wrong, so forgive me. There's so many different theories. I like that.

[Zane]

I love that.

[Matt]

But the Wally really ties it in together about like, the end of the world.

[Heath]

You know what I thought was interesting? We had watched Finding Nemo and at the end of it, it was like, in memory of. I forget his first name. Something McQueen.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

And I was like, that's so interesting. So I looked him up. I guess he was like an OG animator and had passed away and that's who they named Lightning McQueen after. And I always thought Lightning McQueen was because of Steve McQueen.

[Matt]

Oh, right. No, it's. It's.

[Heath]

But it's in honor of the animator guy, Glenn McQueen.

[Zane]

Well, they probably. I mean, I think when they. When they decided to do it, they were probably in their head, like, ooh, it, like, works for both.

[Matt]

It does.

[Zane]

Like both. Both reasons.

[Heath]

It sounds good.

[Zane]

So it made it even better that they went with it. Oh, wow.

[Heath]

Okay. Passed away during Finding Nemo.

[Zane]

What an awesome last name. I wish. McQueen.

[Heath]

Oh, imagine Matt King and Zayn McQueen.

[Zane]

Oh, you know what name I thought of yesterday? I was like, oh, you know what? That's a really good name for a boy. But I want. I want to get your thoughts on it, because I was getting. I was getting made fun of for it. I.

[Matt]

Let's hear it.

[Zane]

If I had a son. I don't know. I don't know. It's cute. Okay. The name. And I know it's from the movie, but, like, Casper.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Oh, I like that. Cute name.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

For a boy.

[Heath]

I like the name. I just only think of Casper.

[Zane]

Yes. Okay. So I looked it up. I was like. I thought Casper was maybe, like, an old name. Like a name that was popular back then. I looked it up. It was like. Like it was there, but it was an uncommon name. But most people think of the friendly ghost.

[Heath]

I really like that.

[Matt]

That's a cool name. It is, right? Especially for, like, you like. It would be. I mean, not meaning that, like, passively, but, like, you could have a son named Casper and, like, get away with it.

[Zane]

And it said the name is good because the name feels friendly and approachable. It could be because of the movie, too.

[Heath]

Feels. It feels friendly and ghostly.

[Matt]

Yeah. He's the friendly ghost.

[Zane]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Matt]

Casper.

[Heath]

I like that. I only think of Casper. Casper. But it's a cool name.

[Zane]

Casper kind of looks like. Like a baby boy.

[Matt]

Jasper is also a good name. I like the name Jasper.

[Zane]

That's really funny because my friend told me I. I like Jasper better. Was like, I actually don't like Jasper. I think Casper is much cooler. And you can nickname him by saying Cass.

[Matt]

Oh, Cass.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Jared]

Yeah, he's not gonna get teased for that at all.

[Matt]

I think you would. Also a good name for your son's name would be Harrison. Like, Harrison Hijazi. That's a good name.

[Zane]

Harrison.

[Matt]

Harrison.

[Zane]

I think Harrison.

[Matt]

Harrison Hijazi. I just like the alliteration.

[Zane]

That's. That's a last name.

[Matt]

It could be a first name. I have a cousin named Harrison.

[Zane]

You do?

[Matt]

Yeah. I have two twins, Henry and Harrison. Harrison.

[Heath]

Then he would go by Harry Hijazi.

[Matt]

Yeah. Good.

[Zane]

Yeah. Okay. Fucked. All right, well, I'm still thinking, but I. That happened yesterday.

[Heath]

Who is this? Zane's watching Wally coming up with baby names. Who is he?

[Matt]

He's getting that fever.

[Zane]

It was a pancreatitis. It's made me a change.

[Heath]

Okay. Okay.

[Zane]

You know, I'm looking into the future now.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

Oh, he. I saw NASCAR event. Did you go to nascar?

[Heath]

I did. I sure did.

[Zane]

You did?

[Heath]

Yeah, I went out there and shot some photos.

[Zane]

Did you look up Harry Hijazi on Instagram?

[Matt]

I wanted to see if.

[Jared]

I wanted to see if the username was taken.

[Heath]

Yeah, I just. I just went there a couple days ago.

[Matt]

You were in the pit. You were finna be in the pit? I was.

[Heath]

I was in the pit. You know, dude, it's so fun. I just feel like it's the only sport where you could be that up close As a fan.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And you're literally in it with them.

[Matt]

And they come by often. Right. It's just like a big loop all the time because, like, F1, they go voom. And you don't see them for, like, a couple minutes.

[Heath]

Yeah. And then it's like you're kind of just sitting there. This. You can basically see everything. Especially if you're in the stands. You could just watch them go. It sounds. It's so weird. I used to have the same thought process as most people. Like, it's so boring. They just turn left.

[Zane]

Right.

[Heath]

But if you, like, really dive into it, it's so. I don't know. There's so much that goes into it. I think it's so fun. But, yeah, this was.

[Zane]

Did you end up posting? Because I saw you're about to post it.

[Heath]

I did.

[Zane]

Oh, you did?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, dude, you got up close where the guys ever, like, get the. Out of the way, dude.

[Zane]

So that's another close. Wait, wait, they let you. They let you. Oh, they let you in there.

[Heath]

I almost got hit by a tire. Wait till you get to the last picture.

[Zane]

Oh, these pictures are sick.

[Heath]

No, like, you are. You feel uncomfortable, and you feel like you shouldn't be there because you're always in the way. Like, they're wheeling tires and gas, like, right up on you. Like, they'll push people out of the way to, like, do it. Like, you feel like.

[Zane]

Did you see these pictures, man?

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. No, I'm looking at them right now on the screen. They're insane. Like, phenomenal picks. Did.

[Zane]

Did nas. Wait, how'd you get access like this? NASCAR was just like, you want to come take pics?

[Heath]

So what's crazy is those are just pit passes. So anybody can get pit passes.

[Zane]

Anybody can be in where.

[Heath]

They're tons of people there.

[Zane]

Oh, that's insane.

[Heath]

I was trying to get media so I could get even closer because there's a line. You have to stay behind like that. I'm at the line right there.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

If you have, like, media, like, a shooter's vest, you can get, like, up in that, like, even closer. And I want to do that next year.

[Zane]

I feel like handing could have gotten you, like, a media pass. Like, I feel like. I feel like if you told them you're going to this.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I feel like they probably would have gone you1.

[Heath]

Yeah. Super excited. Like, so me and my brother went,

[Zane]

oh, my God, I forgot to like it.

[Heath]

Oh, my God, these are so good. He.

[Zane]

Thank you.

[Heath]

But, yeah, it's. I don't know. NASCAR is special. I'm really, like, really getting into it.

[Zane]

I mean, if you get that close, you're getting content like this, I'd have so much fun. It's like, that looks like you got hired to go there.

[Matt]

Who's the top. Who's the top dog? Who's the top car, like, in the game of nascar, right? Right now? Who's the Jeff Gordon of NASCAR right now?

[Heath]

I would say probably Denny Hamlin, Tyler Reddick. They're both doing really well. But Kyle Busch just passed away, like, a week ago.

[Matt]

I saw that.

[Heath]

Awful dude. 41 years old.

[Zane]

Oh, and he just won, right?

[Heath]

He won the week before he passed away.

[Matt]

Did he have, like, ammonia or something? That. Pneumonia.

[Heath]

Ammonia. Some sort of, like, sickness, that.

[Zane]

Pneumonia. Pneumonia. That's scary because I've gone it a couple times, too.

[Jared]

That's.

[Zane]

I think the older that you get, the just.

[Heath]

And then he hits you. He ended up getting sepsis because of it and.

[Zane]

Oh, that's terrible.

[Heath]

Awful, dude. So sad. And yeah, he won a race the week before that.

[Zane]

Is he. Sorry, Is he bush? Like, bush beer?

[Heath]

It's spelled the same, but it's. He's not like, Bush family, but he was. He was definitely one of the best.

[Jared]

I've been seeing compilations of his mic. His, like, mic'd up moments when he's driving. The funniest guy ever.

[Heath]

Oh, dude, he was obnoxious, but he was a goat.

[Jared]

He was.

[Heath]

He. Dude, his fight compilations are crazy.

[Zane]

Like, fight compilations?

[Matt]

Yeah, dude.

[Heath]

They would get out of the cars and just punch each other, run up on them.

[Zane]

You know what? I have never seen a fight, like a NASCAR fight or like, a. Just a race fight like that in general.

[Heath]

Dude. He would, like, getting out of his car into, like, other dude.

[Zane]

There's like, like, oh, oh, oh. I thought you meant they got out of the car.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, all of it. Do they show that? Do they air that?

[Matt]

Yeah. Oh, damn.

[Zane]

Why have I never seen that?

[Heath]

Zane? You know, this is the guy.

[Matt]

Teammates. Fighting teammates. Whoa.

[Zane]

Oh, those are teammates.

[Matt]

I mean, they look like they're both wearing yellow. Well, actually, maybe I think one was M and M's and the other one's like, Pennzoil. So. Sorry.

[Zane]

Who's.

[Matt]

Who, Right? Nasty.

[Heath]

You know we met him, right? Yeah, no, I remember he gave Zayn and I jackets.

[Jared]

Really?

[Matt]

No way.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Zane]

I. I can't. I don't know where it went.

[Heath]

You can't find yours?

[Zane]

I literally can't. I don't know where it went.

[Matt]

Is yours an M? M's one.

[Zane]

I think it was. I think it was one of those moments where somebody was borrowing it, borrowing it to like wear it. And I don't think I ever got it.

[Matt]

You know who I think probably has it? Leah. Ooh, T. Why do I feel like I've seen her wear like an M&M's racing jacket, like in her content? I know that racing jacket though, because you used to have it in your closet. And I was like, this is so funny and weird, but I've never took it or wore it.

[Zane]

I bet you that. Motherfucker.

[Matt]

You think so?

[Zane]

I bet she has it. Yes.

[Heath]

You go onto her Instagram or Tik Tok.

[Zane]

I'm gonna ask her right now. She, I, she. I think she has it. I think she would take from if she like, I think she took stuff if she thought that I. I'm never gonna like, you know, but like I

[Matt]

could totally see her just. Yeah, but I wear like a Halloween costume. Her wear that on her Instagram story. Zayn. Leah. And I'm sorry if maybe this is a false accusation.

[Jared]

Oh, live on the podcast.

[Heath]

Call her out. What? Zane, I'm filming millionaire nanny.

[Matt]

It's 12:30pm here. She's probably still sleeping.

[Heath]

Is she too big for you now? I know her assistant picks up. Leah's busy.

[Zane]

Heath, I wanted to send you this, but I saved it for the pod. Matt, you too. Did you guys hear about this like, like fishing competition that happened? He was caught cheating in a fishing competition by putting weights in his large mouth bass.

[Matt]

We got weights.

[Zane]

He was arrested for violating fishing tournament law after organizers found weights in his.

[Heath]

He got arrested for that though.

[Zane]

I don't know if the arrested thing is there's a video of them pulling out weights. But how the But I just don't understand how isn't inefficient competition. You have to sit there out and you're fishing and then everybody go out

[Heath]

and fish and you come back with which fish?

[Zane]

They're not there. Oh, they're not there watching you.

[Heath]

No. You come back for a weigh in

[Matt]

and so they were taking their fish that they caught and then put weights in their belly and then they would. When they would bring them all in to weigh them up, that was their way of like winning, you see.

[Zane]

And that's where they went wrong. There should be somebody there, somebody from like the tour watching you fish. Yeah, you could do anything out there.

[Matt]

You got to have a lot of the staff to do that because it like the boats that go out are hundreds and hundreds of Boats like that means like you have to have a person.

[Zane]

It doesn't matter. I could have seen this coming from a mile away, though. You so like staff not seeing you out there, anything could happen.

[Heath]

It's kind of crazy it took this long for this to be the first time for it to happen.

[Zane]

Right. Shoving weights, you know that he thought that was a great ide too.

[Heath]

He's like, oh, we're winning this.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. And it's a damn shame. Like all the other competitions, they probably won and they didn't get caught with their weights and their fish.

[Heath]

Just the video of them cutting the fish open and pulling the weights out is crazy.

[Matt]

We got weights.

[Zane]

Do you think that the fish weighed. They put way too many in one fish where they're just like this.

[Heath]

This is not a six pound bass. This is like a two pound bass.

[Matt]

Yeah. I think that is what caused the suspicion is like some fishermen of the judges were like, that's like, I know my fish. There's no way that that would be way that much. And they start because you could, you

[Heath]

could look at efficient guess the way weight like you, you would just have a rough idea of what it is.

[Zane]

And maybe one was weird, but oh, there's now four that all weigh this amount. What the are they eating out there? This makes no sense.

[Matt]

And now they're going to jail.

[Zane]

I, I, that I don't believe 10. It said 10 years in prison.

[Matt]

I don't believe that facing up to 10 years.

[Zane]

It's a tournament.

[Matt]

But I mean if you, if they realize you scammed one and then you scammed multiple and then that a lot of your money was like pulled from, you know, falsifying, stealing money.

[Zane]

Oh, I, I didn't know he was doing this every year.

[Matt]

It could be. So. Yeah. What? A Willow park man was arrested aft after he altered the weight of a largemouth bass. He caught this. Okay. The video that was next to this headline was one that happened in 2022. That's the big viral one. But this guy entered a tournament at Lake Fork and the fish was. So this is one fish and then

[Zane]

is it usually one fish? It's not like multiple fish. Got it.

[Matt]

But yeah, he's charged with a third degree felony and could face up to 10 years in prison and $10,000 in license fees. I think that's a little aggressive.

[Zane]

It's because it is a little too much.

[Jared]

The prize was worth so much, which made it a felony.

[Matt]

Oh, because he technically stole, what is

[Heath]

it, 11,500 was the winning. So he stole 11 grand.

[Zane]

And do you have to pay to get into this competition? Is it like one of those competitions where like the money is coming from?

[Heath]

Like, usually a.

[Zane]

Probably from everybody put pitching in.

[Jared]

Oh, this is interesting. They used a metal detecting wand and that's, that's how they found out about it.

[Matt]

Oh, brilliant. Do that every time then.

[Zane]

Oh, so you're saying they did that?

[Jared]

They, they probably have had people do this in the past. And so, you know, they found out that using a metal detecting wand was just the easiest way to like run it over the fish. And like, why else would it be, you know, unless the fish is eating him.

[Heath]

Sitting there watching the guy with the wand coming up to the fish, like, gulp.

[Zane]

Just start running. Just run.

[Matt]

He goes home, like, how to go today, sweetheart? Bring home a big prize for that big bass he caught.

[Zane]

And she knows already.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. She's like, they didn't. They caught.

[Zane]

She knows already. Like, how'd that competition go? Sweet.

[Heath]

He tries to play it off. He's like, well, I don't. I can't control what the fish eats out there. All right. I did not put that in there, though. Maybe it's a dumb fish eating metal.

[Matt]

Oh, Curtis, not again.

[Zane]

Curtis, we didn't need the money that bad. Now our reputations to the stank soy

[Jared]

old all that for like a couple ounces. Because he put 3.75 ounce fishing weights in there.

[Heath]

That's just. That's not that much.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, dude. You know the first thing he said was, oh, he must have eaten my. You know what the. Don't you put fishing weights on the top of your line.

[Matt]

Yeah, he ate them. He ate the wounds.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

I. I would love to enter a tournament.

[Heath]

Yeah. I want to compete in something.

[Matt]

Yeah. I just. You don't know what it is.

[Heath]

I want to get back into paintball tournaments. I miss that paintball.

[Zane]

I feel like they're good out here too. You should do it.

[Heath]

Yeah. I want to play paintball again. I miss it.

[Matt]

Do you still own a paintball gun?

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

I remember I begged my parents for one, and then, like, I think I went and shot it one time, and then I was like, I never touched it because then once you get hit, it hur. Hurts people. Hurts.

[Zane]

And you get a good shot. When you get a good, like, shot in you, you're like, I'm done.

[Matt]

All right?

[Zane]

I'm tapped out.

[Matt]

It's just hot.

[Zane]

Yes, dude. Imagine being really hot, and then you get shot with a paintball gun.

[Heath]

It's just like a. I get. I don't know, maybe now that I'm older, gained a little bit of weight, but, like, it's a. You ever see those videos? Like, the big boy paintballers? They just sit in the back. They're just like that. I feel like that's gonna be me when I. When I start playing again.

[Zane]

Do they have paintball sniper snipers?

[Heath]

No.

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

You can do, like, airsoft. Airsoft snipers are really. I just actually saved this video, but

[Zane]

it's not part of the paintball world. Like, when there's a.

[Heath]

No, there's a competition.

[Zane]

There's not, like, one sniper on each team.

[Matt]

They.

[Heath]

They all shoot the same. Jared, I'm texting you this video of the Airsoft one. Dude, this. It's messed up. It's messed up that he's going straight headshots. Airsoft sniping looks really fun. Watch this. Dude, people are taking it into the nose.

[Matt]

Oh, shit.

[Jared]

Oh, that's fucked up.

[Zane]

Wait, that's terrible. Wait, how do they not lose a fucking eye?

[Heath]

You have to wear glasses or goggles.

[Matt]

And is it just an honor system? If you get hit, you're like, I'm hit. Yeah, like, I'm hit.

[Zane]

Trust me, if you get hit in the face like that, I'm fucking hit.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Zane]

I'm out. Oh, that's. Oh, that sucks. And they have fun doing this. Yeah. I mean, I get why it's fun shooting, but fucking. Once you get Hit.

[Matt]

Boom. That's what you signed up for, though. That's what you signed up for.

[Zane]

Like, what is it like?

[Heath]

It feels like, like these people getting hit in the lip. It feels like if I were to just. Just flick you right on the lip as hard as I could, it would ruin your day. The way this first guy goes down, like he got actually shot and just collapses.

[Zane]

You'd come out a different person if you had to do. Imagine every day you had to do that for a week.

[Heath]

Crazy.

[Zane]

You're a veteran. You're like a war veteran.

[Jared]

This one right here purposefully aims for the neck. Yeah, that like, dude, the open neck. Like, this person has a full face mask on. Could have hit him anywhere in the head. Goes for the.

[Zane]

Hit him in the helmet, right?

[Heath]

Yeah, anywhere you get shot in the arm, the butt doesn't matter.

[Zane]

They want it. They want to hurt you.

[Matt]

This.

[Heath]

This guy's got an issue and is trying to inflict pain.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah.

[Heath]

Yo, but that second one, though, where he's standing there and it go. You see, it goes up into his nose.

[Zane]

Wait, is that like. Isn't that like.

[Heath]

Oh, my God. You know, that felt like a beast thing.

[Matt]

Just. Wow. Did y' all hear about that JP Morgan employee who basically, he got fired from JP Morgan because they accused him of spending $642 on a deli platter for a Super bowl part party, a personal super bowl party. And so they were like, you use company funds and apparently, no, he didn't buy for the super bowl party. The whole thing was a reasonable expense. Can you scroll down just a little bit so I can all this story? So the company claimed that it was for one of his super bowl parties. But no, he. His attorney comes back, goes, no, the platter had been purchased for a pre approved business meeting. It was for a business meeting. So he thought this was. He got fired over this, and so he sued JP Morgan and he ended up getting 4.25 million.

[Zane]

It's just so crazy how much money. How much more money you could win from something so small. It's insane.

[Matt]

That is crazy. And I wonder if he was already a pretty successful, like, JP Morgan, like, broker. Like, he's probably already making a shit ton of money a year, but he was just like, nah, y' all are wrong. And so, yeah, the ruling states that the firm must pay an interest on the huge sum at a rate of 10% each year from the date of service until the award is paid. Paid. So. Oh, is that like, paid out over a long period of Time, I guess.

[Jared]

I guess if they take a long time to pay it.

[Matt]

Oh, okay.

[Jared]

It's in their best interest.

[Zane]

And it was. And it was proven that, like it was like written in an email or a text, like it was a pre approved, like, business meeting.

[Heath]

I mean, I get the red flag. 600 something dollars for a deli platter. My mother could make that with her eyes closed, arms tie behind her back. 25 for that.

[Zane]

Yeah, but I mean, how many people were at this super bowl party? And was there like one person that, like a client that he was trying to like, like, get like, sign?

[Jared]

Yeah. Like, I think the story goes, it was like there is a. There was a client that was already with JP Morgan, and then that client's like, boyfriend or something. They were trying to recruit them as a client.

[Zane]

And so this meeting.

[Jared]

Yeah, exactly. So the pre approved business meeting that this deli platter was approved for was supposed to happen at the JP Morgan offices, but then the meeting got switched to the guy's house.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Jared]

And so then that's where, like the discrepancy came.

[Zane]

And I'm sure JP Morgan has spent way more money on business dinners. $642 at a firm like that is nothing.

[Heath]

And now they lost 4 million.

[Zane]

Yeah, that was.

[Matt]

That's a good thing if you get fired over something that silly. Keep quiet and then come back with a lawsuit. My. My, dumbass. I feel like I'd be like, no, no, let's talk this out. Look at the receipts. This is what happened. Can I job like I would. This is when you learn just like.

[Zane]

And especially the. The right company too. Like, like a JP Morgan. You're just like, oh, I' ma sit this one. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna keep quiet.

[Heath]

I love when people do that with like, cops where they know, like, the cop is in the wrong and they just. They're like, okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you.

[Jared]

You know what?

[Zane]

If you see the cameras recording, you're like, perfect. No.

[Heath]

Oh, you're good. Oh, body cam. Great.

[Zane]

I love that.

[Heath]

Save the footage.

[Zane]

Amazing.

[Heath]

Put it on SD card.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. Did you. Did you see the. The body cam footage of the. The lady hand?

[Heath]

So good.

[Zane]

He's like, your right hand. I saw you texting on your phone. She's like, what hand? And pulls out her fucking arm.

[Matt]

She's got no hand.

[Heath]

It's so funny because I remember when she posted the story time of this right after it happened. And now they just dropped the body cam footage. So to like actually see it and

[Zane]

for him to, like, verbally say, your other hand, it's insane. Boom.

[Matt]

She laughs. He's like, hand of God. Do you like, hand to God?

[Heath]

She's like, yeah.

[Matt]

Which hand?

[Heath]

Like, hand to God right after that is crazy.

[Zane]

Easy.

[Matt]

That cop is so full of himself, and he still.

[Zane]

He still gave her a ticket.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, really?

[Zane]

Like, you have a body cam of this moment. Like, you see how crazy this is? Literally, just apologize. Oh, my God. Maybe laugh. Oh, my God. Oh, I definitely wasn't seeing it.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Have a good day, ma'.

[Matt]

Am.

[Zane]

But that's it.

[Heath]

But the double down and then being like, it make.

[Zane]

It's. It's the power trip. It's crazy. Yeah.

[Heath]

It's so bad.

[Zane]

It's such a rare moment, too.

[Matt]

You're wrong.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Just admit it.

[Matt]

Have a good day. Pardon me.

[Zane]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's all being recorded. Like, you look like a fool.

[Jared]

So her. Her big thing was that she was going to. You know how you can take tickets to court and try to fight them and everything? She was like, I'm gonna do this. And so she got the court date set and everything. The night before, she gets, like, a notification that it's like, oh, your case has been dismissed. Okay. And she was still, like, kind of paranoid about, like. She's like, I don't know really, if this is true or not or whatever. So she still shows up to the court date, and she's talking to the judge. She has, like, a story time about this, and she's like, yeah, I just wanted to, like, double check that it got dismissed, everything. And I wanted to know the reason why it got dismissed. And the judge is looking at the case file, and I think the way she words it, she was like. She was like. And I swear, the. The judge was like, for the life of me, I've never seen this before. And she goes, what? And she. The judge says, well, it's dismissed on lack of evidence. And it's just like the perfect, you know, bow wrap around the. The end of the story. Lack of evidence in this situation.

[Zane]

Could she still have sued? I don't know. In this specific situation because, like, she got the ticket. It's almost like this, like, this guy getting fired. It's like she. It's. She got it. It's not like, if she had to

[Jared]

still pay it, then maybe. But I think because it was dismissed, I don't think she has any grounds.

[Zane]

Do you think JP Morgan was just like, we'll take you.

[Heath]

We'll give you. We'll send you three deli platters.

[Matt]

That's almost at the point where it's like, you kind of would she. She should have, like, escalated it a little bit just to make it, like,

[Heath]

if she would have, like, fought back in the moment.

[Matt]

And then they're like, you know what? I'm arresting you for that attitude. And then the whole situation is bigger than what it is over her not having an arm. But I don't know. Don't escalate things with officers, please. Don't, don't.

[Zane]

But, sorry. Bringing it Back to the J.P. morgan guy. I. I hope he sends a Super bowl platter. Send it right to the office.

[Matt]

Yeah, My treat, guys. My treat. Thank you.

[Zane]

On me. No need to pay me back.

[Heath]

He's at the super bowl on the 50 yard line.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. He can afford to be in the box now. With another company. With another firm.

[Heath]

With Wells Fargo.

[Jared]

Yeah, no, literally, he's with Wells Fargo now.

[Zane]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Matt]

Good for him. I wouldn't even be getting another job. 4.5 mil, like. Or 4.2.

[Heath]

Retire, baby. Enjoy your life.

[Zane]

But, you know, but, like, how much money do these. These guys make?

[Matt]

It all depends on their portfolio and who they're. I think this guy was already managing, like, a billion dollars. Right? I feel like I've read that. Wow. So, I mean, talk about the pressure.

[Heath]

Like, could you imagine waking up and you've got a billion dollars that you

[Matt]

have to manage and invest?

[Zane]

Couldn't do that. Yeah. And imagine just the way they are. Just like their personalities.

[Heath]

Those. The. The. The crazy wealthy people who are just like, why is my money going down?

[Zane]

Yeah. Oh, my God. You made, like, a bad call and you just lost them, like, a million.

[Matt]

Why did you sell? Oh, man.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

Hear about this Michigan landlord caught on camera. Okay, so, yes, dude, my mom showed me this. So this. These Michigan tenants had a security camera footage in their home and found their landlord coming into their house and having

[Zane]

sex on their couch with another. With another lady.

[Matt]

Yeah, look at her legs. The legs up in the air like that. Are you kidding me? And then they go and confront him, the news people.

[Zane]

For the first time time, they were confronted by media. Not even the police.

[Matt]

I think so. Because I think they, like, fully brought it. Yeah. To the media.

[Zane]

The legs.

[Matt]

The legs up. That is insane.

[Jared]

I shit you not. I think this is the same reporter that interviewed the girl twerking to the polls or whatever. Twerking her way to the polls.

[Matt]

That was Michigan as well, right?

[Jared]

That was Detroit.

[Matt]

Oh, this girl is eyewitness news. She is on the case. She's on fire.

[Zane]

I love this. I love this, I love this.

[Matt]

What would you. So do you think they'll get paid, like, what comes out of this? I want years free of rent, actually.

[Zane]

Honestly, I think it's trespassing, right? That that's all they get is trespassing.

[Matt]

I hope so. But, like, you don't get in trouble

[Zane]

for having sex, like, in someone's house, right?

[Matt]

But he owns the house.

[Zane]

He owns. Yeah, the guy, the landlord owns the house.

[Matt]

Someone commented, just give me 7 months free rent and all good. My guy, everybody else was like an hour. Did he have a sandwich or something?

[Zane]

All the comments are not even the fact that he had sex in someone else's living space.

[Heath]

You mean to tell me he had

[Zane]

sex for an hour? And who is this lady?

[Heath]

The sandwich is frying.

[Matt]

I know, right? Do you think he was like, I own property. Let's go. One of my properties.

[Zane]

Why couldn't they do it in his. In his. Like, in his apartment.

[Matt]

I think that's the king of it. It's just a thrill. Like, yeah, let's just go into, like, a place that I own, but I don't, like, you know, live. Live in and just have sex.

[Zane]

There's just something so gross about that. Like, I. Like, it's.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Zane]

It's not like a hotel room. It's not, like, cleaned. It's like, it's some, like, you don't know what. My mom showed me something like another story. There was a camera set up just like this, and it was a roommate or somebody was caught, like, having sex with a dog.

[Matt]

Oh, no. Oh, I think Patricia told me about this. That is, like, really disturbing.

[Zane]

It's insane. Like, can you imagine catching, like, one of your roommates, like, like, doing that to your dog?

[Matt]

Are you guys, like, security camera in your house type people? Like, I. Sometimes I don't understand it, but, like,

[Zane]

I. I wouldn't, because I just feel like I would love to have it for, like, you know, for instances like the person that broke into the house and, like, stole my keys. Like, that's. That to me, I'm like, damn. I. I wish I had something for that moment. But I think just if you're living with people.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I just don't think it's appropriate.

[Matt]

Yeah. You have to respect other people's privacy, especially roommates. Yes.

[Zane]

If you live alone. Yeah, that's. That makes sense. But even family, like, a husband and wife shouldn't be having camera in there. Like, if. If the husband or wife is gone, like the other. The spouse should feel like just not being watched over.

[Matt]

I know it is strange. Like when, like. Yeah. You see clips, like. I don't know, it's like a kid does something funny, but it's on a security camera. Footage in someone's home. But then sometimes I think, like, oh, it's like a safety thing. What if, like, God forbid, like, your child was, you know, on some type of a bassinet that had some flaw in it that caused, like, injury or something, and you have footage of it, like, for lawsuit purposes, something goes faulty in your home.

[Zane]

That makes sense.

[Matt]

But I don't know. But if my kids.

[Heath]

Me thinking back to being 13, and if my mom had a camera in the house.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, you don't.

[Zane]

The pillow.

[Heath]

Me just all over the.

[Matt]

Yeah. No. There would be a certain age where,

[Heath]

if I didn't know when I found out. When. Like, if I found out right now.

[Zane]

They play for you on the tv, I think, like, hey, honey, look what I saw on TV today.

[Heath]

I think I would.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, it's. Cameras are scary.

[Heath]

I think I would die.

[Zane]

You know what I always think about, too?

[Heath]

Every time.

[Zane]

Every time, like, these hotels, like, the people that install, like, cameras in the hotel now. I think about it every time I'm, like, laying in bed, I'm just like, somebody could be watching.

[Matt]

Oh, that's my dream, is to find a hidden camera. No.

[Heath]

So that's my dream, is to watch people on camera.

[Matt]

My dream to be, like, somewhere, like, in, like, a bathroom or in an Airbnb and I find a hidden camera. Oh, my God, the rush I would have.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, you're done. You're good to retire.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You found hidden cameras in a Airbnb, right?

[Matt]

Yeah. Weren't you, like, staying in some Airbnb and you guys had to leave because

[Zane]

we were in the Airbnb? And the cameras, they weren't hidden. They were, like, out in the open. Just, like, there was one pointed in the bathroom one, but it was not like. Like, I think these people just had cameras all over their house. But when you look closely, it had, like, a tape on it, but still, like, super uncomfortable. Like, if you're an Airbnb, you should not have cameras in the house like that. Like, that's crazy. Or audio level monitors. Remember that? Or wait, was that. Were you with me when we saw that?

[Heath]

I'm trying to remember. I can't remember if you told me about it.

[Zane]

Maybe I was. I think I was with Todd and Natalie. We were at, like, a country festival and we were at this Airbnb where it literally had a voice or, like a decibel me meter. Insane. Inappropriate. Like, that's fucking insane. And it, like, notified them whenever it, like, peaked.

[Heath]

It's crazy.

[Zane]

If you have that in your fucking Airbnb, don't rent it out. If you're that picky about it, don't fucking rent it out. It's insane. Oh, yeah. I mean, another thing that we. That I said, and then it happened weeks later, was the Pizza Hut restaurants, they're opening them back up, which I love.

[Matt]

Oh, Old School Pizza Hut.

[Zane]

Yeah, Old school Pizza Hut. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Gracious. We need.

[Matt]

Great.

[Heath]

Give me the. Give me the stained glass light above

[Zane]

every table and open it back up around all of our areas, please.

[Matt]

And the red plastic cups. I want those. Those are great. Everything tastes better. I have a red plastic cup also. Taco Bell buffet should do this. Bring back the 90s looking Taco Bell's Taco Bell, please. I don't want no modern ass interior. I want it give me like it's 1994 up in that mug.

[Heath]

Stationary swivel, baby blue sea seats.

[Zane]

I think it will come back though. I think we're, we're getting to a time where it's where like that style is like becoming.

[Matt]

Yes, it does. Well for social media, little marketers, this goes viral. This gets people buzzing. This gets butts in the Taco Bell, this in the Pizza Hut.

[Zane]

So cool. It looks so fun.

[Heath]

Like, that's what I remember.

[Zane]

But you know what? I bet you like 10 years ago we would be like, oh, it's time to change it. I think we just like, we like seeing something like that again because we're getting old. Smolder. Oh, the red, the red, green and yellow bar, like the.

[Heath]

So good. Oh, and give me that little coin thing where you drop a quarter and you gotta spin it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Land on there.

[Zane]

Oh, it wasn't that for charity or you win like an item.

[Heath]

It was like a food item if you got it to stick. I only did it one time and I got the little cinnamon twists.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Oh, but if you lose, that's when it goes to charity, right?

[Heath]

Put, put a little something on the line.

[Zane]

No, wait, was it charity or is it tip to them?

[Matt]

No, it was a, it went to charity. It would help a local teen graduate or something. Then there were the ones that was like water and that one was the hardest.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Cuz it would just like float down and the bubble, it would just fall off and you'd be there all day and your dad's like, all right, we're done.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

Let me play a little game.

[Matt]

But you know what? Now with like the social media though, there'd be all these people out there showing hacks like on how to like do it. And then everyone. Yeah, they, you know, like, that's so much better.

[Heath]

I would rather do that than this where they turn the iPad around.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Let me, let me play a game.

[Matt]

A little game.

[Zane]

Oh, I was at, I was at a coffee shop the other day. They, they had a 50 tip option on there.

[Heath]

It's.

[Zane]

It was, it's out of hand. It was, it was 30, 40, 50, 30, 40 and 50 options. And then custom tip.

[Matt]

Oh, no.

[Zane]

It's like, who do you think you are? What 50% options?

[Jared]

Insane. I thought, I thought it was bad.

[Zane]

It was a big chain too. It was out. It was at the airport when they

[Jared]

would flip the options around. So it was like, yeah, 25 was on the left.

[Heath]

Try to be slick.

[Jared]

But 50.

[Zane]

Anything but pay their employees more. Yeah, anything but pay them more.

[Heath]

I saw a really good video breaking down the whole tip thing. And the issue lies within the tip out like that the, the people have to pay day being based on the total sales.

[Matt]

But it depends on like where you're ordering and what type of thing it is. Right?

[Heath]

Yeah. So like it was like this back and forth of being like they ordered like three drinks or whatever it was at a bar and that what the tip would have been if you ordered well liquor versus like 1942.

[Matt]

It's a dollar a beer. Wait, okay.

[Heath]

The bartender did the same thing. Regardless of what, what liquor was poured. You may.

[Matt]

You.

[Heath]

You poured a shot.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

They were going back and forth like why should I tip you based on the fact that it's 1942 versus well, you have still done the same amount of work.

[Matt]

Right. It's not percentage based usually on the cocktail, depending on the establishment. Like the rule of thumb, like if you're at a standard like dive bar place that's serving drinks, it's a buck a beer and it's $2 for a mixed drink.

[Heath]

But then they were saying the tip out that they have to pay is based on the total sales. So. So the explanation was if you tipped me, you know, based on if it was. Well, she's like, I have to go out of pocket out of the tips to cover because it's on the total percentage of sales.

[Matt]

Yeah, that I guess.

[Heath]

And I'm like, yes, I get both sides. But it's like fix your system, right?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like it's not the bartender's fault. It's not the customer's fault. It's the establishment.

[Zane]

I didn't know it was a dollar a beer too for cocktail, for like

[Matt]

a well mixed drink. Yeah. But if you are at like a buying place and they're making and they're shaking it, making you a damn espresso martini or something like really, really nice. That like takes a while. That's like $3 sometimes. Like that's what I would say.

[Zane]

Oh God, like a buck of beer where you. They just 15, 20%.

[Matt]

And I may. And I have that opinion because I saw a Tik Tok one time where it was a compilation of a bunch of bartenders saying what you should tip for your drinks. And that's majority of what them were saying, so.

[Zane]

Oh, that's good.

[Matt]

That's what I go off of. But if you also ordered food to your table and stuff like that then you have to, you know, run the numbers proper to that. But also, someone's like, doordash. Like, I. Sometimes I get really confused on tipping on doordash or like food delivery apps. Is it the 20 of the total order?

[Zane]

I think. I think it. I think it adds in those delivery fees also. I think. I think somebody broke it down one day on.

[Heath]

It automatically adds all the tax, the service, the delivery fee. Like, it adds all that, and then it does the tip based on that. If you were to just click the 20%.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Yeah. So you are paying 20 on the entire thing with all those extra fees.

[Jared]

That's great.

[Matt]

Right?

[Zane]

So you know what people. You know what people have been doing? They've been tipping just cash at the door. They'll just do cash just so they didn't have to tip on, like, that whole percentage, which makes more sense.

[Jared]

I actually just saw there's a pretty viral story that's happening right now. There is a woman, a young woman who worked at Olive Garden that just got. Got fired over a tip because she had these regular customers that would come in. They came in for Mother's Day, and this woman who worked at the Olive Garden has like a young child, I think four or something like that. And the customers knew that, and so they gave her a $700 tip on for Mother's Day. Right. And because, like, Olive Garden has this policy where if the tip is over 20%, it has to get reviewed by their corporate office or something like that. And this. This girl was just like. She's like, well, when am I gonna get it? And like, One manager said one to two days. Another manager said, up to 120 days.

[Heath]

No way.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And.

[Jared]

And then she came into. She was like, sobbing. They almost like, they told her, it's like, either do your job or go home. Like, we can't have this here right now. So she finishes out her shift. Shift comes back the next day, and they hand her a letter saying that she's been let go.

[Matt]

What?

[Zane]

What?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Over that Olive Garden and you're here, Your family.

[Jared]

Apparently not.

[Zane]

Wait, Got fired because she was. She was emotional, not about not being able to. Yeah. Take the tip that.

[Jared]

I don't know if that's the reason that they gave.

[Heath]

These companies are so.

[Zane]

Well, obviously, she really needed it and it was tipped to her.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And that's by a family that wanted to give it to her. That's insane.

[Jared]

Exactly. And that's like her mother was the. Like initiated posting about the story, and she. She was like, listen, My daughter has, you know, a four year old child who's autistic and it's like every dollar matters, you know?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And, and so I can't remember the exact reason they cited for like why they fired her.

[Heath]

But now that's a lawsuit.

[Zane]

Yeah, they just had like, I, I think it's because they, it shouldn't take 120 fucking days. But I think they want to review the bill to make sure, sure that she wasn't giving a bunch of free stuff. So the, you know how, you know how you get a bunch of free stuff? You tip on the free stuff or you just like pay a little bit more. Maybe they were seeing if possibly or

[Matt]

if it wasn't an error where like the woman forgot to put a dot in between it and it was like a flat out, they thought like when she went in to add the tip it could look like it was $7 or 700. She goes yeah, it was 700. And they're like hold on, we have to review that because that could be an error. No one drops a 700 tip. And sometimes where the decimal point is, could factor into it, look at the total. But if you're gonna do, I would say to anybody, if you're feeling super generous and you are going to do a generous tip like that, do it in cash because the cash right there

[Heath]

and they're like we can't accept it. And like we, I, I don't know if maybe you were there, but the bartender was really awesome and like we wanted to tip him and oh no, I wanted it to go directly to him because he was good should and he was like, oh, I can't accept like a cash tip. And I, I, I was like, just here, just take it. And he's like no, I literally can't.

[Zane]

The man. So I, I remember that night. It was in Miami, right. I think so that man like that, you could tell that manager was like a, and all like all tips because he, the way he said it was that like, oh no, I, I can't take this because then I have to like, like he was just like he

[Heath]

was going to get in trouble if he took it.

[Zane]

Yeah. But it wasn't like a high end place where they're making a lot of money.

[Heath]

You know, it was so weird.

[Zane]

It, it was really weird. But he said that if I take this then I pretty much won't be able to get this. I, I have to give it to management and the management would give it like give me a percentage or something out of it. Like, the tip wasn't going to him. Oh, was. Is that the. Is that the check?

[Jared]

Yeah. This is the original receipt in the Olive Garden story. So they even wrote.

[Heath]

There is nothing to review.

[Matt]

That pretty clear. They wrote that out. 700.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Here is something to help out with

[Jared]

your journey, love and blessings. And then.

[Heath]

Yeah, 700. And then also 700 they wrote out and then put it in the total.

[Matt]

Oh, and that is a rich signature.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That means business.

[Jared]

That's old money.

[Zane]

Yeah. In pink, too.

[Matt]

Do y' all have good signatures? Like, sometimes there's days where I'm like, I need to sit down and work on mine. Like, mine's.

[Heath]

You ever watch, like, the Tick Tocks of, like, people giving you new signatures?

[Matt]

Yeah. It's like your initials or, like.

[Heath]

Or you can, like, pay to have them come up with a signature for you. I always wanted to do it just to see what they do.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

They only bought $32 worth of food, though.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Damn. They were having a light meal.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

I think they were just doing the unlimited breaststicks and salads.

[Heath]

Damn. Olive Garden.

[Zane]

Yeah, that. That wasn't good. Olive Garden. You got to make up for that.

[Heath]

Not cool.

[Jared]

I wonder what their response is going to be, because now their social media is flooded with comments about it.

[Zane]

And it's crazy because these brands, they.

[Heath]

They forget that give her the $4 million.

[Zane]

They forget that Tick Tock exists. Like, the moment you do something like this, everybody is on your. Is on all your pages. There was something else that I saw where everybody was attacking a brand.

[Matt]

Patagonia did something

[Zane]

that was interesting, too, that story.

[Matt]

But then, like, Patagonia's response was kind of interesting, where everyone was like, oh, okay. Like, they were kind of in the wrong. I mean, I'll respect to the drag queen being an activist and stuff.

[Zane]

Well, no. I mean, no, the thing is that the. The drag queen took the symbol or took the.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Logo and was, like, trying to license the logo. Yeah, that's like, if you were taking. Remember when you did your little Heath merch? The bath shop or the Marlboro.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And can you imagine you're trying to license your name on that Marlboro thing. It's like, that's. That's insane.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

That's like. I don't know how. How this Patagonia drag queen didn't know that. That was like, you don't do that.

[Heath]

But he had the. The CEO had a good response. Like, we've tried. Like, we've been coexisting for years, and, like, we're supportive of Patty. And then they tried to have a conversation like, hey, like, you can't. You can't do this now. Like, you can't license, like, a clothing company.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

And take the copyright.

[Matt]

Right.

[Heath]

They were like, yeah, we tried talking to Patty and, like, resolving this, and unfortunately, we have, like, fully support Patty, but we just can't have it because

[Zane]

of the brain also. And also, like, drag queen or not, if anybody did this, like, yeah, it's you. You don't license a image that's already licensed it.

[Matt]

Who's y favorite drag queen? Who's your favorite drag queen?

[Zane]

I don't have a favorite. I don't watch. I like. I don't watch those shows.

[Matt]

I love Cocktail.

[Zane]

Like, drag queen show knows. Yeah. The only one I know. The only one I know is Trixie Mattel. Yeah, well, who's like, the second famous drag queen out there?

[Matt]

Great question, Z. I just. Only a Trixie, because to me.

[Zane]

To me, that's like the. If some. You ask me, who's the most famous drag Queen?

[Heath]

You know, RuPaul is who I was

[Zane]

thinking, oh, I always see him without. Not in drag.

[Matt]

Do you remember when RuPaul was on Jimmy Fallon and he's like, so you are the most famous drag queen? She's like, a drag queen. A drag queen. And Jimmy Fallon's face drops because he thinks he said something so offensive. And she goes, honey, I am the queen of drag.

[Zane]

That clip is so. He was like, drag queen.

[Matt]

His life flashed before his eyes.

[Zane]

Was that. Do you think that was like. Like set up? It was just. It was too good time a drag

[Matt]

queen has ever been put on the

[Heath]

COVID A drag queen, A drag queen. I am the queen of drag. The relief in his face after.

[Matt]

Brilliant.

[Zane]

So good.

[Matt]

Brilliant.

[Zane]

That's a good point.

[Heath]

Yeah. His heart stopped.

[Matt]

RuPaul's been around for a long time. How old is he? She.

[Zane]

He looks. She.

[Matt]

I don't know, whatever.

[Jared]

65, I think.

[Zane]

I'm pretty sure he goes by a guy.

[Heath]

65.

[Matt]

65.

[Jared]

He's 64. Wow.

[Matt]

He looks really good in heels. I bet. Even taller. That's crazy.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, he looks like he's 30.

[Matt]

Work it, girl. Give it a twirl. Do your thing.

[Jared]

That's what a good skincare routine does.

[Heath]

I should start.

[Zane]

I should start, too. I should. I should start to taking better care of my skin.

[Matt]

Do you guys do a red light mask before you go to bed?

[Zane]

No. Do you really? Do you think? Do you see it? Help.

[Matt]

I love knowing I'm Doing it. And I know that it's apparently good

[Heath]

for you and looks like it's making your face red.

[Matt]

Giving me rosacea. I don't know. It just, like, helps.

[Heath]

I'm kidding, Matt.

[Matt]

I'm kidding.

[Zane]

I just wish you saw results. I hate that, like, you have to,

[Matt]

like, it takes time. It's just maintenance. It's like growing a garden. It's just maintaining your skin. Skin. And it's better to start young and do it, like, early.

[Zane]

Really annoying about, like, doing all this skin care, and you're just like, okay. Which. What's making my skin look better, though? Is it the red light? Is it this moisturizer that I'm using? Is it this eye cream that I'm using?

[Matt]

I don't really put on night cream, though. I'm not like a. I gotta wash my face before I go to bed. I don't like doing that because then it kind of, like, wakes you up. And then.

[Zane]

Yeah, like, the other day, I just put that snail. The snail come. The snail semen.

[Matt]

What?

[Zane]

What the. I don't know. It's a Korean snail semen.

[Matt]

Or is it salmon semen?

[Zane]

Is it salmon? No, no, no. It said snail. It said snail.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Snail something.

[Matt]

I think Patricia puts on, like, salmon semen or something like that Korean snail.

[Jared]

Mucin.

[Heath]

Snail mu.

[Zane]

Muin. Yes.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Why did I say come? Maybe I was thinking of salmon.

[Matt]

Is salmon semen a thing, though, in skincare?

[Heath]

Yeah, Remy.

[Zane]

Alicia definitely is, so. But I did my. I. I did the hydrololic acid. I did the. The snail mukin, and. And I did my eye cream, and then I did another moisturizer, and I. I. I looked.

[Jared]

Really.

[Zane]

Looked really good. I looked really like. I looked like I took care of myself.

[Matt]

Good. Glowing.

[Zane]

But you got to do this every day.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

I can't do it every day.

[Matt]

But I. If I don't put on moisturizer, I can, like, feel it on my face. Like my skin moisturizer.

[Zane]

Yeah, the moisturizer is fine, but it's like the. Just, like, the layers of. Just, like, the moisturizer. The. Yeah, the oils, the.

[Heath]

I guess I'm so basic. I do a two in one shampoo.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

And I got. I got a face wash.

[Zane]

But then again, I feel like we got to do it. Like, we don't have to do as much as girls do because, you know, I feel like they have to put makeup on. They have to wash it off. That, like, kind of damages your skin.

[Jared]

I just learned about Edema Dex.

[Matt]

I heard about this. It kind of freaked me out.

[Zane]

What's up?

[Jared]

It's this little microscopic micro that lives on our faces.

[Heath]

Let's not.

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

Yes. And it reproduces. It reproduces having sex on your face right now.

[Heath]

What?

[Zane]

What?

[Jared]

Yeah, they're. They. This is what they look like under a microscope right here. But.

[Heath]

And they give you sties.

[Matt]

They.

[Jared]

They can. But they're. They're also a leading cause of, like, rosacea as well.

[Matt]

Oh, I got plenty. Then

[Heath]

he's got Demodex all over his face.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Zane]

You got critters on your face.

[Heath]

That's what they look like zoomed in.

[Matt]

That's like. This is like a rendering.

[Jared]

Yeah. An artist.

[Zane]

What does it look like? It only shows under eye. Like, where they live, like, a lot

[Matt]

on your forehead, I think from the video I saw of someone, like, put on, like a. Almost like a sticky type adhesive, and then they peeled it off their forehead and then put it under a microscope and showed what it was. But it was quite freaky.

[Jared]

Let me find it. I saved the video.

[Zane]

What do you do to. To, like, prevent that?

[Matt]

I think you should just allow those to live on your face because, like, I think it promotes just like a good. Was it microbiome of your. It's healthy. I guess it's like a healthy thing to.

[Heath]

Have you seen sunscreen under UV light?

[Matt]

No. Is it, like. Are the things living in it crazy?

[Zane]

Like, crazy as in, like, very bad.

[Heath]

Just that when you rub it on.

[Matt]

Oh, yes.

[Heath]

Like, it. It goes into your face and, like, it just looks like. Like nothing. But then, like, click one of those pictures.

[Matt]

It's giving you proper coverage.

[Jared]

That's crazy.

[Heath]

Isn't that insane?

[Zane]

Oh, wow. It's like. It makes sense because it's like you're. You're blocking the sun. Like the rays of the sun.

[Heath]

You could get in trouble for that.

[Zane]

Well, under a black. Under a UV light, for sure.

[Heath]

You go to a club.

[Zane]

But you know what? I'm. But you know what? That's. They probably. The first time they tried sunscreen. That's probably. That was probably like, an issue. They're probably like, oh, we got to make it clear.

[Heath]

Look at that.

[Zane]

That is crazy. It's like. It really works.

[Matt]

Canceled.

[Heath]

Imagine you don't see the left version. Somebody just.

[Zane]

What's like, the main ingredient in a sunscreen?

[Matt]

Zinc.

[Zane]

Zinc. Really?

[Matt]

I believe. But then some don't have zinc. I don't know. They always say, like, to get sunscreen that has zinc in it.

[Zane]

So is the zinc that. That the zinc is.

[Matt]

What's zinc oxide. It offers the broadest protection across all UVA and UVB rays. And it recognizes it as the safe and effective one, according to the fda. But, you know, talk to your dermatologist.

[Zane]

Well, Matt, Jared, this is the end of our show. Actually, no, we're doing the unwind. But look, wish us luck at the country Fest. Hopefully it's not too hot and too unbearable. I'm sure we'll have fun, though.

[Matt]

Have a blast.

[Zane]

I might have my first drink. Maybe a beer.

[Matt]

Do it. Go for it.

[Jared]

Careful, Zane.

[Zane]

It's been three weeks since my pancreatis, so I'm gonna take it easy, live a little. Why you.

[Heath]

You know what?

[Zane]

And we're filming, too, so I have to like. I got to like, loosen up a bit. Yeah. Especially like around people like that. I have to.

[Heath]

Especially at the Teen Vogue.

[Zane]

Especially at the Teen Vogue party. A little edge, a little something different.

[Heath]

If you want to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zayan and Heath we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut the unwind every single episode. We also do a bonus episode. We do a live Q and A every month. It's a great time again. Patreon.com Zayan and Heath and you can

[Zane]

check out these episodes every Monday audio on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com zayn and he that's right, baby.

[Heath]

Unwind. We'll see you in a second.

[Zane]

Peace and blessings, Mother Effers.

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