341: Man Thrown Overboard at Matt’s Boat Parade!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – Ep. 341: "He Got Caught Hooking Up with the Wrong Girl..."

Release Date: July 13, 2026
Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt, Jared

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Episode Overview

This episode is a lively, banter-filled ride with the Unfiltered crew, diving into wild Fourth of July stories, viral wedding gossip (Taylor Swift's supposed Madison Square Garden nuptials!), wild parade fights, prank videos, and, as always, indulging in tangential debates about everything from Slurpee flavors to receding hairlines.

The boys share personal updates, laugh through surprising confrontations (unpaid debts on-air!), and relish in viral internet drama – all while maintaining the podcast’s signature laid-back, “friend group hanging out” energy.

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Major Discussion Topics & Insights

1. New Set & Home Reno Updates

[01:21–03:13]

• The crew inaugurates their almost-finished new set.
• Heath describes the intensive process of renovating his basement into the new studio, including electrical work, drywalling, and the addition of his own custom touches:
  • "I ripped everything out...built and framed walls around everything...ran electric, did all the ceiling lights, power sauced. Oh my gosh, non stop." – Heath [01:40]
• Jokes about ventilation and the “stripper pole” add to the lighthearted show-and-tell.

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2. Inside Taylor Swift's Rumored MSG Wedding

[03:43–13:13]

• The group analyzes the swirling rumors about Taylor Swift’s Madison Square Garden wedding to Travis Kelce, talking about:
  • Watermarked wedding invites to prevent leaks ("...knowing that she was making invitations with names watermarked on it, knowing that if anyone were to ever see any of those invitations, that means that they are not on good terms anymore." – Zane [05:03])
  • Extreme security/no-drones policy ("Yes. And no drones as well, so no one can, like, see what's happening because it’s closed." – Matt [07:27])
  • The spectacle of Taylor Swift fans, including stories about people driving twelve hours, and hordes gathering for leftover wedding food.
  • Light roasting about how “intimate” a 1,000-person wedding really is.
  • A mini-discussion on A-list guest politics and runaway rumors about uninvited celebrities.

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3. Zane Gets Called Out for Old Debt – On-Air!

[13:46–16:29]

• Matt confronts Zane about owing his brother money for a bachelor party—three years ago!
  • "You owe my brother money? For my bachelor party. You never paid your portion." – Matt [14:12]
• The group jokes about inflation raising the debt and the awkwardness of delayed Venmo requests.
• Light promo for Kevin King’s "GoodSpeech" business as “payback.”

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4. Fourth of July Boat Parade: Chaos, Fights & Victory

[18:07–31:45]

• Matt recounts his family’s legendary boat parade with an elaborate NASA-themed design, patriotic spirits, and unexpected drama:
  • A fight breaks out on another boat ("Gets tossed overboard. And we're all like, oh, damn, world star. This is crazy." – Matt [21:19])
  • Group analyzes the dynamics: Was the guy in green the "good guy"? Was booze a factor?
  • Reflections on safely filming/posting viral moments caught in public ("It's the posting part that you always have to think about..." – Zane [25:52])
• Other parade highlights: A "Nightmare at Rose Lake" horror-themed boat, a Declaration of Independence boat, and Matt’s team ultimately winning "Best in Show."
  • "They announced it and we won. And it’s been—" – Matt [29:14]
• The family’s tradition of going all out for holiday gatherings, reinforcing the importance of bonding and shared rituals.

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5. Fireworks Fiascos and Newport Beach Pandemonium

[32:56–36:54]

• Heath shares how attempts at a chill Fourth with backyard fireworks went awry: expired fireworks behaving unpredictably ("We did a second one. It stayed on the ground...We did a third one...it goes, zoom—ripped right across the street." – Heath [35:21])
• Talk transitions to viral clips of Newport Beach’s “teenage takeover” with 400+ arrests ("It was much worse than I thought. Much worse than these teenage takeovers." – Zane [35:54]), and teens pushing the limits for livestreams and social media.
  • Philosophical musings on the viral nature of chaos: "...as a kid, dude, that looks lit." – Zane [37:28]

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6. Stunt Love & Urban Proposal: Empire State Building Daredevils

[39:02–44:43]

• Recap of a viral story: a daredevil couple illegally climbs and proposes atop the Empire State Building, brandishing a peace slogan banner.
  • "That picture goes hard as though...But ok, everyone like either loves it. I kind of think, like, I hate it." – Zane & Matt [40:47–42:04]
• Debates whether such stunts are inspiring or selfish publicity.
• Notable moment: NYPD helicopter chatter reacting live—"Two geniuses climbed to the top..." [41:18]
• Netflix doc cross-promotion and the blurry line between activism and self-marketing.

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7. Florida Cop’s Creepily Illegal Pursuit of a Love Interest

[46:10–50:27]

• Heath brings the “Florida man” vibes with a jaw-dropping local story:
  • A Florida cop uses state databases and license plate tracking to stalk a woman he met at an event:
    • “The cop does the most illegal thing you can do and searches her up on this database...Then he uses this...license plate...to track wherever her license plate goes.” – Heath [46:54]
  • The group jokes about how behaviors played as “romantic” in romcoms become terrifying in reality ("If this happened in a rom com, girls would be head over...but when you see it in real life, you're like, oh, that's bad." – Zane [48:28])
  • Nervous laughter about how easily law enforcement can abuse surveillance tools.

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8. Cops Behaving Badly: Viral Makeout Gone Wrong

[51:46–56:48]

• Matt shares a viral cop story: officer tries to hook up with a detainee, disables his body cam, but gets locked in the back of the cruiser.
  • “He pulls over, turns off his body cam...gets in the back of the car to...have sex. But...the cop car door...shuts and they both lock themselves in.” – Matt [52:06]
• Hilarious speculation on whether it was a play to escape jail, a fetish, or just a mess of drunk decisions.
• The group's cynical take: officers’ body cams should be auto-recording once someone is in custody.

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9. Light Topics, Off-Topic Laughs & Listener Q&A

[59:32–73:59]

• Slurpee Day at 7-11 (“When’s the last time you got a free Slurpee?” – Zane [59:43]), favorite flavors, dreams of having a Slurpee or soda fountain at home.
• Ice machine flexes, household appliance wishlists ("I would want like a good ice machine in my house...It's just like sleet." – Matt [62:08])
• Hollywood Star Maps, the danger of public celebrity databases and fan behavior at celebrity homes.
• Receding hairlines vs. going bald: insecurities, toupees, and gendered beauty standards ("Have you seen the whole Reddit community of men supporting other men to just take the leap and shave?" – Jared [67:32])
• Playground folklore about "the gay ear" and superstitious finger-pointing games: “You put a earring on your right ear, and that lets people know you are gay...left, you’re straight.” – Zane & Matt [72:24]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Taylor’s wedding:
  "Which is so funny to me that...if you see the name, that means Taylor does not fuck with them anymore because she leaked this." – Zane [05:03]

• Boat parade fight:
  "Gets tossed overboard. And we're all like, oh, damn, world star." – Matt [21:19]

• On filming public chaos:
  "I would post it as a close friend story first...if there's somebody I know that knows these people, it might be too close to home to be posting because I would just feel bad." – Zane [25:52]

• On fans waiting for Taylor wedding leftovers:
  "A fucking huge horde of people...they were being thrown fucking leftovers from the wedding, and they were freaking out." – Zane [08:48]

• Viral police misconduct:
  "He pulls over, turns off his body cam...gets in the back of the car to... have sex. But...the cop car door...shuts and they both lock themselves in." – Matt [52:06]
  "If this happened in a rom com, girls would be head over...but when you see it in real life, you're like, oh, that's bad." – Zane [48:28]

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Important Timestamps

• New set tour and Heath’s renovation: [01:21–03:13]
• Taylor Swift wedding theorizing & invite leaks: [03:43–13:13]
• Zane gets publicly confronted for debt: [13:46–16:29]
• Fourth of July boat parade (parade drama & win): [18:07–31:45]
• Backyard fireworks mishaps: [32:56–36:54]
• Newport Beach “teenage takeover”: [35:54–38:54]
• Empire State Building proposal stunt: [39:02–44:43]
• Florida cop love story gone criminal: [46:10–50:27]
• Cop + detainee cruiser hookup saga: [51:46–56:48]
• 7-11/Slurpee nostalgia: [59:32–61:44]
• Receding hairlines vs. going bald: [65:48–73:00]
• Playground folklore & earring/“gay” rumors: [72:02–73:45]

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Podcast Energy & Tone

As with every Zane and Heath episode, the tone is playful, irreverent, and ultra-relatable, blending tabloid-level gossip with down-to-earth buddy banter and well-timed self-deprecation. There’s a healthy dose of making-fun-of-themselves, light teasing, tangents, viral video breakdowns, and honest conversations about both serious topics and pure silliness.

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Transcript

[Matt]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

with refreshers like the Strawberry Watermelon refresher

[Matt]

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[Zane]

To crafted sodas like the Sprite Berry

[Matt]

Blast with berry flavors and cold foam. Who knew ice cold drinks could be so fire six? All new drinks are here now at McDonald's.

[Zane]

Refreshers contain caffeine. Oh, I'm just hot. I just.

[Matt]

Why are you wearing a hoodie?

[Zane]

Because then I'm wearing a black on black and I just. It doesn't look nice.

[Matt]

I hear you.

[Zane]

So I, I like to wear a hoodie sometimes. Just brings in, bring in some color.

[Matt]

Keith, what are we wearing today?

[Heath]

You know, just a little big time tee.

[Matt]

You know, we feeling big over here and stuff. Okay.

[Heath]

Big time, big time. You know what time it is?

[Zane]

Big, big time.

[Matt]

Okay. Also moment for the new vibe. New set. Like, thank you.

[Zane]

Good job. Looks like he finished.

[Heath]

We're. We're very close to being finished. It's. It's like 95% done.

[Matt]

Describe to our listeners what this new kind of background is. Whoa.

[Zane]

Oh, there it is.

[Matt]

Well, we're looking at a pic right now, but Heath, describe it.

[Heath]

My little workshop area that I used to film the podcast in, I had to move everything out of there and it was just kind of in like the living room area while I was fully redoing my whole basement workshop. So for the last few months, I was. I ripped everything out and then I built and framed walls around everything because it was just cinder blocks. So I framed everything, drywalled everything, ran electric, did all the ceiling lights power sauced like. Oh, my gosh. Non stop.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Wait, was the wood paneling already in there or did you install the wood paneling?

[Heath]

No, I did everything. Matt, here, let me show you.

[Jared]

Just a quick.

[Heath]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Zane]

Oh, wow.

[Matt]

Whoa. That is so impressive.

[Zane]

Oh, and Heath was telling us that when they bought this house, they didn't even count that as part of the house because complete.

[Matt]

Yeah. So would you consider that like, that's not a garage. That's like Just a true basement within the basement, like, storage room.

[Heath]

Okay, Jared, I just sent you a video. You can see in that video where it's fully exposed on the right so that you could see through to the back of the bathroom down here. So right where that purple sheet is, that's to the right of me right now. And then I am sitting up against that unfinished wall.

[Matt]

Oh, it looks damn good.

[Zane]

Wow. Came a little.

[Heath]

That was with the ceiling and the lights done and.

[Zane]

Oh, you got a scripper pole.

[Matt]

That's amazing.

[Jared]

That's crazy. It went from something out of saw, like an actual.

[Zane]

Which is lovely.

[Jared]

So lovely.

[Zane]

You know, we all love it. Big fan.

[Heath]

It's coming along, though.

[Zane]

Yeah, it looks really good. Good job.

[Heath]

Thank you.

[Zane]

Kind of reminds me of your old house.

[Matt]

Do you get good ventilation down there?

[Heath]

So I just had all the ductwork redone in here, and they're cutting little vents in it so I can have this fully aced. I used to have a mini split, but I moved that into the actual living area.

[Matt]

Dad talk. I wouldn't understand. You speak in a different language. I wouldn't know about that life.

[Zane]

Well, yeah, it looks good. Good job. Good job.

[Heath]

Thank you. Thank you. I'm excited to finish it.

[Zane]

I'm Matt. I'm surprised you weren't at TNT's wedding. With all the weddings you go to, Taylor Swift's wedding, I'm surprised you didn't.

[Matt]

No. Didn't get the invite with a thousand amount of people. But you know what? I probably could make it because, you know, Fourth of July weekend is just big for my family.

[Zane]

Too high.

[Matt]

You know, you can't miss the msg, Right?

[Zane]

Which I did not know MSG was Madison Square Garden until this whole story came out. I've never heard it as msg. I've always heard you hear MSG and

[Matt]

you're like, oh, Chinese food. Well, no.

[Zane]

Yeah. My mom is allergic to msg. So in my head I was like,

[Heath]

oh, my mom can't go.

[Zane]

Yeah, my mom definitely can't go to that.

[Matt]

I still have not done a proper deep dive into everything. Do we even what her dress looked like?

[Heath]

Did it really happen? Is it confirmed or are we still speculating?

[Zane]

Oh, definitely confirmed. Because people, like, the top celebrities were arriving at.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Msg.

[Matt]

Well, damn. Oh. Oh, Those are definitely leaked pics. Those are.

[Zane]

Those are leaked.

[Matt]

A lot of the Google images did look fake, but.

[Zane]

Okay, I thought that was AI.

[Matt]

Well, then, damn, that's some good AI if it is.

[Heath]

That looks good.

[Matt]

I thought a brilliant thing she did. Was all of the wedding invites and even like, maybe like the menu trademark. Watermarked. Watermark, guest's name on it.

[Zane]

Really smart.

[Matt]

So if you took a picture of any of your stationery that was related to the wedding, it would get leaked.

[Zane]

Which is so funny to me that, like, just knowing that she was making. Making invitations with names watermarked on it, knowing that if anyone were to ever see any of those invitations, that means that they are not on good terms anymore. You know what I mean? It's like, if you see the name, that means Taylor does not fuck with them anymore because she leaked this.

[Matt]

You don't want to be hanging that invitation up at your fridge because friends will come over being like, oh, you know what?

[Zane]

That's probably exactly what happened too.

[Matt]

It wasn't me. I just. Taylor, please.

[Zane]

And the culprit, Ashish Ferguson, whoever that is, she leaked it. Or somebody leaked it of her.

[Heath]

Wait, there was a leak?

[Zane]

Yeah, there was a leak. You didn't see the invitation? No, it was watermarked on there. Pull up Ashish Ferguson, Taylor invitation. There it is.

[Narrator/Reporter]

Oh.

[Zane]

So if you zoom in on the invitation, you see that her name is watermarked all over the invitation.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Matt]

I love. I thought, I like the invitation. We're at a lake. Poor at msg, by the way.

[Zane]

Also, you know what I would easily do if I was like Ashish Ferguson or somebody that was invited? Obviously I would never. But, like, if I were to, and I want to leak it, take a picture of it, fucking edit the name behind the watermark out and then just redo it. You could easily edit that shit out.

[Heath]

Yeah, right. Put that into chat.

[Zane]

I thought when I heard that she watermarked, I thought everything, even the words of the invitation were all fucking carved into their name. You know what I mean? Like something where you cannot even edit it out that you can easily fucking get around that. Which I'm surprised that Taylor let that slip. She didn't get like some fucking insane editor.

[Heath]

Also.

[Matt]

What?

[Heath]

There's no way that somebody took a photo like that on their phone. And it's that. That looks a digital.

[Zane]

Digital. Digital implementation. They were all digital invitations.

[Matt]

Oh. Nothing was actually in print.

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Zane]

Which I. I feel like in the mail. No, I know that, but I feel like it's more secure. Like it's easier to share a digital invite than. Than a paper invite.

[Heath]

Right.

[Zane]

Like, you could take a picture of it, but still it's like.

[Heath]

Right, it's a.

[Zane]

It's still a picture of an invitation, which is not gonna look that.

[Matt]

I hope she had a good time.

[Zane]

I'm sure she did.

[Matt]

A thousand people, though, at a wedding, that's like, you. You're not gonna get around to all of them.

[Zane]

Is it. Is it true that they. She did it there because it's, like, the most secure.

[Matt]

Yes. And no drones as well, so no one can, like, see what's happening because it's closed. Yes. Well, you think MSG is, like, a ballpark?

[Zane]

I have no, dude. I've never been there. I wouldn't know. I don't even know what it looks like.

[Matt]

Big mass.

[Zane]

I know what it looks like inside, but. Okay.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's like that.

[Zane]

Got it. Got it. Okay. Yeah, I. I've never been there. I've never seen it. All right, well, I mean, I guess that makes sense, right? Because a lot of people were like, oh, that's tacky. Why would you have it in there? And for sure, I thought it was tacky, too. I was like, that's crazy. Why would she do it in a beautiful landscaped in the middle of nowhere? But it's. Because it's easier to figure that out than to get into this stadium.

[Heath]

I mean. But also, at the same time, it's basically all the same guests that were at the. The white party, and that was just at a house.

[Zane]

Wait, I'm.

[Jared]

I'm.

[Zane]

I'm confused. Like, what do you mean by that, though?

[Heath]

Like, I feel like it could have been at a. Like a. Like a venue or something. Like, because if that guy could have a white party with all those celebrities.

[Zane]

I think there's a difference between, like, celebrity fans, like, showing up to a party and Taylor Swift fans. Like, Taylor Swift fans are absolutely batshit. Like, they will do whatever they.

[Matt]

You.

[Zane]

They were standing outside of the MSG waiting for the. For the food that they didn't eat,

[Heath]

for the leftovers going through the trash.

[Zane]

Yeah, no, dude, the trucks are coming. Like, we'll take whatever. A fucking huge horde of people. And they were being thrown fucking leftovers from the wedding, and they were freaking out.

[Heath]

You're not getting that.

[Zane]

At Michael Rubin's party.

[Heath]

Yeah. There was, like, a mom that drove. I think it was, like, 12 hours with her daughter.

[Zane]

Insane.

[Heath]

And they were interviewing her, and they were like, is this for you or the daughter? And she's like, this is for me.

[Jared]

She.

[Heath]

She doesn't even really care about Taylor Swift, but, like, one day she can look back and be like, we were there. I'm like, that's you.

[Zane]

But you weren't you?

[Heath]

But you weren't.

[Zane]

You weren't.

[Heath]

It's crazy.

[Zane]

That's insane. But yeah, after I saw that, it, like, hit me. It's like, oh, that's why Blake Lively

[Matt]

is probably there going like, Taylor.

[Zane]

See, apparently she was not invited at the wedding. She just wasn't at the wedding. You don't know if she was invited or not.

[Matt]

But then apparently, I thought I saw some little tick tock. That was this whole hot gossip scoop where like, a couple months ago, the press picked up that, oh, Blake Lively did receive an invitation, but she didn't show up to the wedding. But some people think that she, like, planted that out there so Taylor would see it and be like, oh, God, I should probably invite her. Really, like, to like, make her have doubts. Being like, well, that's not true. Oh, maybe I. It slipped my mind. I don't know. I think that's what the hot gossip was that right?

[Zane]

She was. She invited a thousand people.

[Matt]

A thousand. That's what Patricia told me.

[Zane]

That's no intimate wedding. You're inviting everybody. You know, it's not like you're. Oh, no, I only invited family. No, I only invited very, very close people. A thousand people. And you got, like, celebrities showing up. They're not all close to you.

[Matt]

How do you not have just, like, a crazy aunt who's, like, already on Facebook live? This is insane. My nephew Travis is getting married to the biggest pop star in the world.

[Zane]

Oh, I'm sure they. Dude, can you imagine that? Like, the T. Swift meetings that she's had with, like, all Kelsey's, like, family and relatives and friends, where it's just

[Matt]

like, y' all for the last week.

[Zane]

Travis, Kelsey is just like, hey, guys, look, I know we all like to take pictures, but this one, you really got to watch out. Like, you can't do anything.

[Heath]

I. I'm sure they had all of their phones locked down the entire time.

[Zane]

No, you think that. I don't think. It's almost like, do you think phones taken from them for entering the wedding?

[Heath]

Yeah. Or putting those locked zipper bag things.

[Zane]

I could see that for the ceremony,

[Matt]

like, at least every guest, like, had to get checked off that their phone had, like, locked. How does, like, someone go and go, oh, I didn't bring a phone. Have it on me?

[Zane]

I mean, Remy. Remy had little baggies for our phones, but I brought my second phone. I don't give a. Oh, yeah, our.

[Matt]

Our.

[Zane]

I still. I still took content. I'm putting that content out first.

[Heath]

I don't give a.

[Matt]

You did not bring a second phone to Remy. I got four. Oh, did she? Four phones.

[Zane]

I actually do have four phones.

[Matt]

That all work.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, no. Well, they don't work that. I use it for film. Use it for different. If I need different angles at the same shoot, I'll do that.

[Matt]

Do you know what? Kind of brilliant.

[Zane]

Yeah, it is very brilliant. But I can't. But I can't tell you how I got it because I don't want anything to happen. Like any reverse trap. But what. It's really. It's really sick that I got it, how I got it. Obviously, I didn't say anything.

[Heath]

I'm gonna hope.

[Zane]

And I just hope they're not watching this, but if you're watching this. Thank you. I use all of them, and I really appreciate it. They're not sitting in my collecting dust like, I'm actually using it for content. Let's work together. Yeah.

[Matt]

Apple gave me AirPod Maxes, I thought for free, but then they, like, followed up and goes, can you sign this contract? We're only giving them to you for a year. I'm like, what?

[Heath]

And you have to mail it back.

[Matt]

I don't want to use these. Just knowing that, like, I'm having. It's not my full property. It's like a. It felt like a rental. You know?

[Zane]

What kind of cheap shit is that? I have never heard of anything like that.

[Jared]

I know.

[Matt]

I fussed back, and they said, okay, we'll just give them to you. I was like, that was not agreed upon for me attending this. That I was signing up for a layaway. Yes.

[Zane]

Oh, I would never accept. I'd be like, pick this shit up right now. I'm not. And I'm not paying to return it either. You guys, you got to pick. There's no a year.

[Heath]

And then they charge you for, like, damages, like, if it got scratched or you lost it.

[Zane]

You're not a Lamborghini.

[Heath]

You are.

[Matt]

You are.

[Heath]

Headphones.

[Zane]

That's insane.

[Heath]

Especially. Especially something that you didn't ask for. Hey, do you want these? Yeah, sure. All right. Well, you got them for a year. Well, I know.

[Matt]

I was like, what? I was upset.

[Zane]

That's funny.

[Matt]

I was upset.

[Zane]

But, I mean, we haven't heard anything. Oh, let's run the intro.

[Matt]

Yeah, we should run that intro.

[Heath]

Three, two, one.

[Zane]

It's cocktail, baby. Let's go.

[Matt]

Unfiltered. Ow.

[Zane]

Welcome back to Zany Heath. Unfiltered.

[Jared]

Taylor's.

[Zane]

Taylor's Edition.

[Jared]

Taylor's version.

[Zane]

Taylor's version.

[Heath]

So close.

[Zane]

Welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered Taylor's version. I'm Zane.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Jared]

I'm Jared.

[Zane]

And we are here again. Thank you so much for tuning in to another. Hope you're having a wonderful Monday and Tuesday. Thank you for being here.

[Matt]

Can I confront you about something? Oh, like, this isn't that big.

[Zane]

Is it about my ass this time?

[Matt]

No.

[Zane]

Is it about my. My forehead?

[Matt]

It's about money. You owe money to someone, and you owed this for, like, three years, and I was just informed about it.

[Heath]

Oh, my God. And we want to do this on the podcast.

[Zane]

Wait, wait.

[Matt]

Well, you know what? I put it down in my notes to bring it up.

[Zane]

Is it a lot of money?

[Matt]

It's a couple hundred dollars.

[Zane]

Oh, okay. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Do you know what you owe? You owe my brother money.

[Zane]

I owe your brother money?

[Matt]

You. For my bachelor party. You never paid your portion.

[Zane]

Wait, what?

[Matt]

And I think because even though requested you, but knowing you.

[Zane]

Wait, I swear I paid for. No, I didn't pay for anything.

[Matt]

No, you did not. And so I just wanted to remind you that the Venmo request. My brother and I knew, and my brother was like, But I feel bad. I'm like, don't feel bad.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. No, no, no, don't feel bad.

[Matt]

You don't have to do it right now. Just remember.

[Zane]

I want.

[Heath]

No, you should do it now before you forget again.

[Zane]

But the thing is, I got to do it now because then nobody will ever think that I paid him back. If I do it right now and they hear that, I just don't want

[Matt]

to waste their time.

[Zane]

I'll do it after. I'll do it after. But no, no, no. Oh, my God. Tell him I'm so sorry. That's insane. And you know what I mean. Good thing you called me out on the podcast. I appreciate that. Yeah, no, that's. That's. Oh, my God. That's. I. I swear I thought I paid that. I'm so sorry. No, it's all good, Kevin. I'm sorry.

[Heath]

I don't know. With inflation, you know what I mean?

[Zane]

It's. It's up to a thousand.

[Heath]

Yeah, that was a few years ago.

[Zane]

It's up to a thousand.

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Just a reminder.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, that is my fault. And you know what? I'm the same way as him, though. Like, if someone owed me money, I just. Like, I just wanted.

[Heath]

And this is the first you heard about it, Matt?

[Matt]

Yes. And I'm surprised. My brother never, like, followed up more, but I feel like he just felt embarrassed to, like, hit you up. But then I think, no.

[Zane]

Oh, my God. I. And you know what? It is a long time where it's almost like it's crazy.

[Heath]

Like, damn, you're still thinking about that. Yeah.

[Zane]

And I would have never judged it, but like, no. Yeah. It is so long now where it's like. I mean, that it doesn't even matter anymore.

[Matt]

I think it also. My brother, in a way also forgot too, that the debt was outstand because we were in conversation with my. One of my cousins talking about bachelor. Bachelorette stuff. Yeah. And he was like, oh, I've been meaning to tell you, Zane. It was me money. And that's.

[Zane]

Well, I mean, I'll pay him back. Does he want a shout out for anything? Does he have a business?

[Matt]

Yes, he does.

[Zane]

Good speech, everybody. Download good speech on the App Store.

[Matt]

Go to my brother's Instagram. He has a whole consulting firm. I don't know if it's goodspeech.com. goodspeech.com.

[Zane]

Get consulted with a king. Oh, that's good. That's a good slogan when you can consult with a king.

[Matt]

Goodspeech studio you've always wanted to have.

[Heath]

Good speech, Zane. So maybe.

[Zane]

Well, he doesn't owe me, Heath. I owe him.

[Heath]

Maybe you could support his business and pay for a class.

[Zane]

But the thing is that he can't teach me because I owe him. So, like, I'm just paying. I just have to pay him. But you're right, though. I do need.

[Matt]

It's okay. It's okay. We're moving on. We're moving on.

[Zane]

All right, cool. Thanks, Jared, for the inflation calculator.

[Jared]

Yeah, you got to tack on about 33%.

[Zane]

Why don't you drain me more? That's funny.

[Heath]

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[Matt]

We love you.

[Zane]

Okay, I saw there's some. There was some hot, hot fucking tea at your gut in your fourth of July weekend.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Zane]

Which, by the way, Matt, I swear, when I saw that video, I thought I saw to my for you page of like, a different account. Like, I didn't think that was your. Because I saw that video not on your page, though. I was watching. I was like, oh, damn. And it did not like. Right.

[Matt]

That's how I kind of wanted the video to be. Because I. I don't know, I just

[Zane]

wanted it to, like, you're a visionary.

[Matt]

Get its reach, you know, that would. How so, Anyways, as you guys know, we do the boat parade every year. This boat parade for this year, we did NASA.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Okay. Sorry about your homework assignment you gave me. In terms of setting it up, we're all hammered, getting it together and shit. So we do NASA, we do star. The side of the boat looks better than the front and. But everyone dressed up as, you know, astronauts, stars, aliens, rocket ships. It was a really great turnout. The best little thing, though was I think, the gold tin foil on the edge of the boat. You'll see it in one of the videos where you pan by. But it was a really nice touch because the theme this year was 250th anniversary of the United States. We get out there on the boat parade, everyone's looking patriotic to a way where we're like, we're feeling kind of good. Because I feel like our boat theme was creative separately from everyone else. I think all the other boats went full patriotic.

[Zane]

Did anybody do what we said that somebody would do? The. This picture? George Washington?

[Matt]

Yeah, kind of. But, like, didn't fully commit to, like, what? Washington crossing the Delaware. No one was, like, fully committed to that. But some boats, like, yeah, definitely had like a George Washington in the front leading it. That's what the boat from the side,

[Zane]

you know, who did commit to that, though? Heath, Jake Paul.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Did you see that? That looked insane. Yo. He. Loki killed the.

[Heath]

Yo.

[Zane]

I thought it was.

[Heath]

He ate that up.

[Zane]

I thought it was AI when I watched, I was like, oh, this is 100 AI. AI is getting real good. Yeah.

[Matt]

He's wake surfing in his two jet skis in the background. Just fine.

[Heath]

That work.

[Zane]

Popping off in the back. Oh, but that is. Bro, I've. That is America. And that's. It's too good. That's good.

[Matt]

And you definitely, like. And he didn't wipe out on that first try, you know?

[Zane]

I know.

[Matt]

He's Jake Paul. He's an athlete.

[Zane]

You think he would post it being dressed?

[Matt]

Someone there has, like, a whole rack for, like, him to dry off and get that over and over again?

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, we'll continue. Sorry we get out there, but the

[Matt]

vibes are looking good for us to, like, kind of win. We're having fun. Okay. And we do our whole lap around the lake, and then we come back to the end where kind of everyone goes their separate ways. One of the boats behind us, we start noticing there's commotion. Or one of my cousins, Jake, in the back, he's like, yo, I think these guys are getting into a fight. And we turn around and we're like.

[Zane]

Goes where?

[Matt]

We're like, wait, what's going. We see these guys tussling, like, just, like, pushing each other and shoving. And we're all like, wait, is it in? The fight is kind of going on for, like, 20, 30 seconds, to the point where, like, I don't know, maybe it's gonna settle out. I don't know. And then we're like, wait, guys, no, no, no. Look, look, look. And then. So let's run the clip. Look at the guy in the green. So these. Yes.

[Zane]

That's wild.

[Matt]

Boom.

[Zane]

That's wild.

[Matt]

Gets tossed overboard. And we're all like, oh, damn, world star. This is crazy. We can't believe this. Because this is so unlike anything to happen during.

[Zane]

You don't see that happen a lot. Maybe they were being patriotic.

[Heath]

They United States.

[Matt]

So we're like, what went down on this pontoon? Like, what were they arguing about? Were they arguing about the moon landing or something? Because they're looking over at our boat.

[Zane]

Do we think conspiracy theory, like, theories can get very heated? Heath and I have gotten some heated arguments before.

[Matt]

Also, I'll say their boat looks a little bit more French than American. That's like, the French. I think someone bought the France flag.

[Zane]

The side is a little bit Of French. Yeah, that was kind of a fuck up there.

[Matt]

Oh. So I have run back pictures of this boat trying to figure out who this family was. Like, were these guys brothers? Was one of them already drunk and started running their mouth?

[Zane]

Do they have to live in this area to be a part of this, like, boat? Or you could be from anywhere.

[Matt]

Good question. I bet you would have to probably have your own place to be a part. I guess anyone could join. But if you're joining, that means you'd have to go to the public dock, get your boat in, and then decorate it and then join the parade. That sounds like a lot of shenanigans to just join publicly, but I guess you could.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

And there's. There's a poor kid on this boat as well. Oh, I did a group of friends. This seems like family.

[Zane]

Yeah. No, that. I see family. I don't see friends at all. I see. I see uncle. I see an auntie. And then there's a guy sitting there where he's like. It looks like he's like, oh. And this happens every year.

[Matt]

So all of us from witnessing it, we. We don't know if maybe the guy in the green was actually the good guy and was trying to separate another fight in the mean guy pushed him over or was the green guy out of line and he deserved to get pushed over.

[Zane]

There's never any appropriate time to be pushing somebody off a boat like that unless they were being physically violent to somebody, to either you or someone around you. But, yeah. No, I'm curious to.

[Matt]

Also being that level of intoxicated. Also. This is now 9pm at night.

[Zane]

He did look like he was being a little like. Like, you see with it where he's kind of. He's just.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Moving shit around. He's like, get the.

[Matt]

Yeah, screw you. Screw you. Just like.

[Heath]

Like, how about the water for.

[Matt]

So that's when it got, like, kind of scary because in that moment, we're like, oh, we caught it on camera. This is crazy. What a memory. And they're like, wait, where is he? And so then we, like, turn down, like, the music and stuff, and it's just quiet and still. And we are looking at this boat. It's still kind of like maybe 50 yards away from us.

[Zane]

Yeah. And.

[Matt]

But because the way the pontoons angled, we still can't see him. And we're worried he's not coming up.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And we're like, this is really bad.

[Zane]

Yeah. Not on America's 250th birthday.

[Matt]

This is Ruin the trip like, this is gonna. There's gonna be helicopters out here in a moment.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Then finally, the boat kind of, like, angles up, and we do see ahead, and we're like, thank God. Because he could have hit his head.

[Heath]

You could have been hit by the propeller.

[Zane]

Yeah. It did look like the boat went over him. Like, he fell, and the belt kept moving this way over his body. So that's why I was worried that he was just under the boat. Yeah, it's. It's so crazy. Like, being pushed, that's. That takes a lot of, like, I know.

[Matt]

What did you do? I want to know what was said. But that's why I think the guy who pushed him was more drunk than the guy who got pushed.

[Heath]

Yeah, whatever. No matter what was said, throwing somebody off of a boat is, like, crazy. You're the. You're the one that has issues.

[Matt]

Yes, I agree. I agree. So that's where I rest my case, where the guy who pushed the guy off the boat was more out of line than the guy who got pushed.

[Zane]

Do you see? Nobody reacted to it at all. I know. Higher boat is just kind of like not one. I don't even think they realize that the he's.

[Matt]

This is the norm. It must be in that cottage.

[Zane]

This happens all the time. This is nothing new.

[Heath]

And then all the families on the lake will remember, like, they know what house they live at.

[Zane]

They're just like, oh, yeah.

[Matt]

That's why I've been trying to, like, post. I posted all my stories. I'm like, Rose Lake locals. Anyone know the tea? Nothing has come forward on my end. Maybe I'll eventually get updates because I told my aunt, because my aunt's up there all the time. She's gonna ask around.

[Zane]

Oh, she's gonna find out. She's gonna figure it out for sure. And then next year, I'm sure you'll get an answer by next year for sure. People will talk. This will get around town.

[Matt]

I did feel guilty upon filming this and posting it because I'm like, is this, like, should you. Should you share a video of a fight?

[Zane]

I would film it because I feel like everybody always films. It's the. It's the posting part that you always have to think about. Right. I would post it as a close friend story first. And then while that's up on close friends story, it's getting engagement from everybody that I know. How fun. I'm going. I'm going to see if anybody that I know knows these people, because if there's somebody I know that knows these People, it might be too close to home to be posting because I would just feel bad.

[Matt]

But the thing is, we're at a parade. You're at a public event. You're at something that is meant for spectators.

[Zane]

That's true.

[Matt]

So this is not. I understand. I'm not at a restaurant and I see like a couple arguing and you're to whip out your phone and film them.

[Narrator/Reporter]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Or like you see people having a private argument. I don't know. I would never film that.

[Zane]

That's not private.

[Matt]

This is in the.

[Zane]

This is in the middle of the 250th, America's birthday party.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

So everybody's around everybody. And he did that. He did that because he wanted people to see that.

[Heath]

Yeah, he was. It was a full spectacle.

[Zane]

It was a spectacle. He wanted attention. He knew that people were going to watch him, push him and then, and then right after.

[Matt]

So it's the end of the parade. We see another pontoon boat in this pontoon boat. I think missed the theme that this year was 250th.

[Zane]

Oh, no.

[Matt]

They were Nightmare at Rose Lake written in blood on a flag. They had Jason, Freddy, Krueger and they had, they had fake body bags on. Oh, maybe I'll airdrop it to you because I missed the memo.

[Zane]

Is there like a party full or like an invitation that people see to like, hey, just remember it's America's 250th birthday. Try to have, try to go to the theme of that.

[Matt]

Or I think they just had all their Halloween decorations and we're just like, let's. I'm not buying new Stu. But hold on, I'll airdrop you this because when you zoom in, you're just like.

[Zane]

They just knew they weren't gonna win. They're like, we're not gonna spend any more money.

[Matt]

And then imagine if that poor guy drowned. That family sitting there in a pon boat with just like body nightmare. Like, you'll so. Oh, my cousin's laughing. And then I zoom in. Look, they got a body bag and like blood hanging out on this side. I think they took off their costumes cuz it was the end of Turn the Bone Around. It was just like.

[Zane]

Is that, is that supposed to be guts and flesh? Like what's hanging off the boat?

[Matt]

Yes, I believe that is guts.

[Zane]

Oh, God.

[Matt]

Like, or blood. And then a dead body bag.

[Zane]

Oh, you know what they should have done in the back of the boat? Somebody should have worn the Jason mask and be like underwater like that.

[Matt]

Oh, I like that.

[Zane]

Yeah. Because it kind of looks just like the lake that the movie.

[Matt]

So that's what went down at the parade. We get home, they announce on Facebook, and y'. All. I had kind of doubts, though, because there was one boat. They did a declaration of independence because the we, the people, and the whole boat was the declaration. And then if you're a Hamilton fan, they had King George in the back saying, like, you'll be back, kind of. Is there a. Oh, are you on Facebook? Are you logged into Facebook?

[Jared]

I think so.

[Matt]

Go to Rose Lake.

[Jared]

That's where.

[Zane]

Is that where all they all post at Facebook?

[Matt]

Yeah, that's where they announce it.

[Heath]

Just had some awesome participants. Guys, check out the boats this year.

[Zane]

Make sure to engage like it.

[Matt]

That was us when we won Best in Show. That was another one. That was really good. That's fun. And then they did that.

[Zane]

Oh, that's sick. Wow. That's actually really sick.

[Matt]

That was really impressive. So we had doubts where we thought they're gonna win, but then they announced it and we won. And it's been.

[Zane]

Oh, you won.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Oh.

[Matt]

Oh, you won.

[Zane]

That's amazing.

[Matt]

I don't know if you had seen my Instagram story.

[Zane]

I don't think I saw the. I saw the moment you won. I saw everything else, though.

[Matt]

Oh, okay. I'll send that video.

[Zane]

Oh, I love this. Wait. Okay. I kind of. I kind of. With this.

[Jared]

Any other year, this boat should have won. Sure.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. The night. See that?

[Zane]

Oh, you know, they had fun.

[Matt]

They did.

[Heath]

Just imagine that look on their face when they pull out into the water. Everybody's like, super American 250 theme. And they're just like, yeah.

[Matt]

There is this one couple on the lake. They sit there with scorecards. And so when you go by, they'll give you, like, either like, we got a nine when we went by. We're like. But I can't imagine someone goes by and they're like, three.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

So this is when my brother announced that.

[Heath]

Alrighty. Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in.

[Matt]

From the Rose Lake association, the best in show this year. And I'm pissed I don't have my phone out, but. Suspense. NASA

[Zane]

and y' all say why people don't have culture. Look at that.

[Matt]

We were thrilled.

[Zane]

You know. You know what? I saw that you posted where I was just like, you know, every year you're out there in my head, there's something that y' all just. It's just whack. You guys going around for your. For your uncle's retirement retirement party going to every house and it was decorated and theme of a different part of his life. I was like, that's why.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And it was like fully decked. Every house that you guys thought that was just friends and family around the.

[Matt]

Yeah. And each one was. Yeah. You could only join if you knew him during that chapter. So he has a bunch of IU friends. All of his college buddies were at one house and they would come to Columbus, which is the first place. Well, when I met him and came into the world, they were living in Columbus. And then we go to Pittsburgh, then we go to Australia.

[Zane]

I'm sure he felt very loved that day.

[Matt]

It was beautiful. And he had like speeches from like everyone in their life. And then he would have videos of friends and family wishing him the best. It was nice. That's really great.

[Zane]

That's cute.

[Matt]

So we had a good time.

[Zane]

So you guys really go all out on these. Would you say this is one of the. One of your favorite holidays?

[Matt]

Yes, every year.

[Zane]

Because of how. How many of you just gather together?

[Matt]

Because we don't. I don't see my cousins that often. Like, we don't really do Christmas together. We don't do Thanksgiving because as we all have, like grow families and our marriages and stuff, we can't make it work. But 4th of July is just our one time we get together and we just go balls to the wall.

[Zane]

That's nice.

[Matt]

Yeah, that was my trip. And the baseball game was good.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

Oh my gosh. We just did a little barbecue smash burger action here, here. Hung out at the pool, just kind of, you know, chilled, relaxed. And then it's our first like 4th of July here. So we didn't really know what to do. But we heard about this one spot at Crockett park that was like all out, full day event. There was like concerts, like food trucks, like this. Oh, wow, huge thing. And the fireworks were going to start at 9 o'. Clock. So we stayed up, we waited until about like 8:15 and then drove over. And dude, the amount of people trying to get into this place was outrageous. Roads were shut down just into this park. Yes. Dude, we couldn't even get within two and a half miles of this park to be able to even enter it.

[Zane]

Wait, why was it so people. It's not like a big open park, like public open.

[Matt]

You gotta get there early for it.

[Heath]

Like in our head there's like a church that's like nearby, like across the street. So we're like, oh, we'll park. Oh yeah, church parking lot. Dude, we couldn't even get anywhere near it. There's people walking in the street. It turned into like one lane. We just kept driving around, trying to find a way to get in. By the time we were like anywhere near close, it was already like 9:15. It's going on. We're like, all right, we'll just go home. So we just went back to the house and did some fireworks in the street and watch some stuff from the backyard.

[Matt]

And you know what? I prefer street fireworks over sometimes the big stuff. Oh yeah, I love just those like those, the ones that like just like just admit up like a couple feet high. I feel like I'm in a Rihanna video.

[Zane]

Just like the dangerous ones.

[Heath]

We were. No, we were trying to do ones that were like Tony appropriate. Right? Like we weren't going to be setting off like M80s just massive little sparklers. So we, we did like the little ones that stay on the ground and kind of like spin and do little thingies we saw. Also keep in mind all of these are like 8 year old fireworks that have just been in my parents like garage. So they're they're, like, all expired. We'll just see what happens. So we did these little ones called zips. And you light it, and it spins on the ground and then just shoots up into the air and makes, like, a. And we're like, okay, that was cute. So we were like, okay, we'll just keep doing those then. It wasn't like, anything extreme. We did a second one. It stayed on the ground and didn't do anything. We're like, oh, that was kind of weird. All right, we'll try a third one. One. We set it off, and it goes.

[Matt]

Zoom.

[Heath]

Ripped right across the street right at the front of the house. We're like, all right, done.

[Matt]

We're done.

[Heath]

Done. That's a wrap.

[Zane]

But, yeah, dude, expired fireworks, though. I. Dude, all those videos. You don't think that maybe. Maybe you shouldn't do expired fireworks?

[Heath]

It's just the first one we tried was, like, cute. It went straight up. We're like, all right, these are.

[Zane]

These are good.

[Heath]

And then the second was a dud. The third shot right over and went to the house.

[Matt]

I'm like, all right, put it reverse. Terry. Oh, Terry, no.

[Zane]

Did you see Newport beach this year?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

That was insane. And I'll. Dude, like, it was much worse than I thought. Much worse than these teenage takeovers.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So bad.

[Zane]

I was going through the. Because in my head, I was like, my parents would never. If they found out that I was there, just even around that area at that age, I'd have been grounded.

[Matt]

I've been grounded for months, and 400 people got arrested.

[Zane]

It's so crazy to me how. Like, this. Honestly, like, I knew. Like, I knew, like, the kids were bad. Bad. You know, kids were bad. Like. Like, more recently. I just didn't think it was this bad.

[Matt]

No, it's. It's getting out of hand.

[Zane]

Is this, like, streamer behavior?

[Matt]

It's. Yes. I think it's a. What's the word? An effect of it.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, it's this. All kids now are just like, yo, crazy, crazy stuff. Let's film this. Because that's what. Like, streamers. When they're out in the field, they just want, like.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I don't know. Moments.

[Zane]

And I'm sure. You know what? I'm sure there was a few. A couple big streamers out there. There that could have possibly brought in, like, a large fucking group of people, too.

[Matt]

It's good that they were prepared and also made, like, 400 arrests. Like, how do you arrest 400 people? Do you get a perimeter? It's like, all of y' all are going to jail.

[Zane]

Dude, I think just every cop was there. Every cop within the span of, like, 70 miles were probably all just there.

[Heath]

Did they only arrest the amount of people, too?

[Zane]

There's thousands of bad little kids.

[Jared]

Damn.

[Matt]

God. Can you imagine? You just had a friend, you, like, you knew someone who actually had a nice house on the beach. You're like, hey, come down to Newport Court. We're gonna have a great time. You're like, sign me up. Sounds great. You get there, and it's just. You can't enjoy it. What do you think?

[Zane]

You know what, though? As a. As a kid. Dude, that looks lit.

[Matt]

No, it does not.

[Zane]

No, no. Like, look, they're like, you know, there. We've all had a moment in our life where you just wanted to be a little bad. You want. You want a little action. I'm just saying, seeing a bunch of horses running around, 400 people getting arrested,

[Heath]

fireworks popping up, that's like the Purge.

[Zane]

It's just a little crazy. And I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying. Yeah, sometimes kids just want a little bit of excitement.

[Matt]

I just want to know where the. With these teenage takeovers, because they're always running from something, but I'm like, what is the epicenter of, like, the moment?

[Zane]

I think they're just running from officials.

[Heath]

Yeah, but they're always running from explosions towards explosions, and just, like, it's.

[Zane]

It's everywhere.

[Heath]

I did. Jared, I did save a couple of my favorite firework videos that I saw from this year.

[Zane]

We have. Are you sure it's from this year? I always see, like, older ones, and I want to see. I always want to see.

[Heath]

This was my first time seeing this. It reminded me of the video that Matt had played of the. The paratrooper or whatever coming in and getting stuck at the top of the building.

[Zane]

Yeah, that. That's new.

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

Yeah, this one. Absolutely.

[Zane]

Right. Did you hear what he. Did you hear what the song was playing, too?

[Matt]

Oh, the proud stand up. Boom.

[Heath]

Next. Dude, when I saw, I was like, that is so bad.

[Matt]

I think he underestimated how big that flag was, and I think it kind of got caught on the tree.

[Zane]

Yeah, you know, that hurt.

[Matt]

Speaking of stunts, can we talk about what also happened on the Empire State Building?

[Zane]

Yes, those happen.

[Matt]

This couple who are. What do you call them? Not free soloists, but they're heart and urban climbists. They climb shit. They hang off buildings and stuff. This daredevil couple, Angela Nicolo, and, pardon me, I Don't know the girl's name.

[Zane]

Are they Russian?

[Matt]

I think so. They're definitely from maybe the same place.

[Zane]

I mean, that picture is sick.

[Matt]

And they climb up the Empire State Building at one point, when they get to the top top, they kiss. He proposes to her. They keep climbing one. What a rush that must be. You know what I mean?

[Zane]

You are, like, after being proposed to, still, you want to get that high. You want to keep going up.

[Heath]

They want to get high.

[Matt]

One last.

[Zane]

And they're holding a giant, like, banner that says here. Can you go back to the picture? When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.

[Matt]

Did Noah Centennial write that?

[Zane]

Wait, why?

[Matt]

Why?

[Zane]

No.

[Heath]

Why?

[Matt]

He got his Team Choice Award. He's like, it's not what you do with what you have, but what you do with what you have. For others.

[Zane]

Bro, that's literally me.

[Matt]

Okay. Yeah. That is not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

For others, I think they.

[Zane]

I think they get a pass because they're like English, I don't think, is their first language. So I think they get a pass. They're probably Aussie translating from their language, which in their language probably makes sense. Sense. But when you immediately translate to English, maybe it, like, sounds funny. And they're.

[Matt]

They're both hot. They're hot.

[Zane]

Oh, I didn't even see what they look like. Oh, yeah, I just saw them. And they're black.

[Matt]

Yeah, they're hot.

[Zane]

Okay. That picture goes hard as though.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Zane]

Like, come on.

[Matt]

And knowing you're both gonna get arrested after, too.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's hot, dude. I wish he took a better picture of that ring. He. I want to see you on top of the building.

[Matt]

Building.

[Zane]

I want to see what. The top of Empire State Building.

[Matt]

Yeah. Standing in that elevator. Or they have this.

[Zane]

I mean, how. What's the punishment for something like that? I mean, it can't be that bad, right?

[Heath]

Did people see them going up? Like, was it like, film? Like, holy, somebody's climbing it right now.

[Zane]

They notice it. And that's when the helicopters coming. Helicopters.

[Jared]

I have a funny.

[Matt]

Hold on.

[Jared]

This is the audio from the first responders that were, like, in the helicopter

[Matt]

going on over there. Two geniuses climbed to the top of the Empire State Building at the top of the spire.

[Zane]

That's New York for you.

[Matt]

That's awesome.

[Heath]

It's a little hot, isn't it?

[Matt]

It's just the beginning of this week. It's not some worker changing a light, is it? Nah, it's a male, female dressed in black. They had some flag they were waving when they were up at the top. And he just proposed to her.

[Zane]

This seems fake that it's, it's so perfect. What's. What they're like just what they're saying about it.

[Heath]

I love the act. Ah, what's all the hoopla going on?

[Zane]

I just propose her. Oh, that's sweet.

[Matt]

They're both pretty hot.

[Zane]

Yeah. It's like they look like daredevils for sure.

[Matt]

But this is. But ok, everyone like either loves it. I kind of think, like, I hate it, like, or I'm like, if everyone was doing this, we'd have a serious problem. Don't do stupid shit like this.

[Zane]

Like, this encourages other people to. This encourage. Like, this encourages other, you know, maniacs that like, you know, want to feel rushed to climb up another building to propose to their girlfriend. I don't know. Yeah, I can see why people and

[Matt]

the nypd, those are hard working people that are trying to keep that city safe. And you're doing something like really dangerous that now has to call a lot of attention to it. It makes them feel uncomfortable. Like, I just don't think, like, buildings are a place to be doing stunts. Especially in New York City.

[Zane]

They don't have them.

[Matt]

It makes me.

[Zane]

No buildings. Get rid of them here. More buildings for us.

[Matt]

What.

[Jared]

What kind of rubs me the wrong way is that it kind of feels like. I'm sure they believe in the message that they. On the flag that they hung, but it also, it feels like a publicity stunt because they were the subjects of a Netflix documentary called Skywalker's A Love Story.

[Zane]

That too.

[Jared]

And then like the, the woman's father came out, was like this couple, they're already married. You know, it's like, so it's already, it's like it, it comes across as like a big publicity stunt for them.

[Zane]

I bet you, I bet you they wanted to promote the show and Netflix was like, absolutely not. Do not put our name anywhere on your little son because it's illegal. And they went and just did something to get people talking. And then naturally people will find that show. So Netflix is like, oh, I mean, that wasn't approved by us.

[Heath]

But they're like this.

[Zane]

Yeah. If that brings people to watch our

[Heath]

show, I don't think think they're, you know, them doing that. I don't know how to explain this.

[Zane]

Perform. Is it performative?

[Heath]

No, I don't think there's that many people that are wanting to do it.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

That's all.

[Heath]

So, like them doing it. It's not like, oh, now all these

[Zane]

people are going to do it.

[Heath]

I literally don't think anybody wants to just go do that.

[Zane]

Especially a couple, like someone who has a. Like a couple who has that same interest into climbing up to the top of Empire.

[Matt]

That's.

[Zane]

I mean, that's, that's rare.

[Heath]

But then, like, what? Like, like they just have to apply for a permit if they wanted to.

[Matt]

Well, yeah, it's like when, like Alex Taipe 101. Like, yes, that's if it's a stage thing that's approved and like, yeah, you make it gorilla type stunt. I'm not.

[Zane]

The thing is that it's not as cool as this, though. Yeah, you can get a permit for it, but like, yeah, that's not cool. Being a daredevil in all black, holding a big flag that says whatever about love. You just got proposed to too. There's something magic.

[Matt]

Iconic.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's, it's.

[Jared]

They got a laundry list of charges, though.

[Matt]

Oh, they're being charged with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, violation of local law, possession of burglar's tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. Because of what, the kiss?

[Zane]

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[Heath]

I have another love story for you, and it's actually a Florida man love story.

[Zane]

Let's hear it.

[Matt]

I can't read.

[Heath]

Okay, so I have a video for you guys to watch to go along with this, but I'm gonna give you a quick little rundown, okay? Just so you know what's going on. So basically, there's a cop in Florida that meets this lady at this kind of, like, event, party, premiere type thing for, like, a show, right? And he absolutely falls head over heels with her. A little bit creepy, like, trying to get to know her, like, asking for her name. Instagram. She was kind of, like, weirded out, but ended up giving, you know, her name.

[Jared]

This.

[Heath]

The cop does the most illegal thing you can do and searches her up on this database to find out, like, all the information about her, where her Li, like, where she lives, what car she drives, everything.

[Zane]

Oh, God.

[Heath]

And then he uses this AI thing that, like, works with cameras to be able to track wherever her license plate goes.

[Zane]

Oh, wait, you can do that?

[Heath]

Yeah, I guess so. So then he tracks, like, he's, like, watching her, Gets in his car, tracks her down, down. Catches up to her on the highway, but he's doing all this illegal crossing over, cutting people off just to try to get up to her. All right, go ahead, Jared. Play this.

[Narrator/Reporter]

Videos that we sped up here show the cop, Lamar Roman, passing a dump truck in a no passing zone. In his chase for the woman's vehicle, he passes another vehicle, nearly causing a collision with a white pickup truck. When he finally gets his cruiser directly behind hers, he flicks his sirens and lights on and pulls her over.

[Zane]

Get your lady, officer.

[Narrator/Reporter]

According to court documents, after Lauren met the woman on the set who he cat called and harassed into giving him her full name and Instagram details, the cop illegally looked up her vehicle information on David. A Florida department of motor Vehicles database for law enforcement so he could find out where she was at all times. Roman told investigators that he saw the woman as a, quote, shiny thing and knew that using surveillance tools to track her was illegal. According to police records. He told investigators, quote, I knew that when I put her into David, I'm like, and that's why I stopped right there. And nothing else else, boy. He investigated the woman, then used a powerful license plate tracking Database to find her location and chase her down as seen in these videos. 404 Media obtained from Roman's police cruiser and court records.

[Heath]

That's wild.

[Matt]

He thought he was being like, okay,

[Zane]

I mean, look, if this happened in a rom com, girls would be head over. Oh, my God, that is so cute. But when you see it in like real time, in real life, you're like, oh, that's bad.

[Heath]

Yeah, that would be in like one of Alicia's smut books or whatever.

[Matt]

Yes, yes.

[Heath]

He dressed me, he stalked me, and then he pulled me over.

[Zane]

Absolutely loved it.

[Heath]

He pulled me over and I pulled him in.

[Matt]

If it wasn't. If he hadn't had the history of like harassing her on the set of this, like, show. And there wasn't like, if it was just like, I gotta find that girl. She was just the cutest girl ever. And like all he had was just a name and then was like, I need to.

[Heath]

Damn. He couldn't just hit a. Like he couldn't do like a tick tock, do your thing type moment.

[Zane]

Yeah, easily. And also like, did she. How did this even come up? Like, like after. Do you think she reported it? Like, how?

[Jared]

She had to.

[Matt]

She.

[Zane]

She reported. She was just like, oh, there's no way he stopped me.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

And like, this is authentic 100. It would be. Look, if they had a good moment at this party and they exchanged information and he wanted to do something like, real cute. He's like, oh, I want like a good. Like, you know, like we really like each other or you know, they like each other. He just wants to add story.

[Matt]

Yeah. Like, be like, oh, yeah, my dad was a cop and he fell in love with my mom. But like, he didn't get her number, so he pulled her over.

[Zane]

Yeah, but like, he didn't tell her that he would do it. But like, he knew she liked him too.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Then it would be fine. But she, He. He would still get in trouble.

[Matt]

Right, bro?

[Heath]

But then his like, confession. I thought she. I saw her as this shiny thing. I knew it was wrong. And then like, what?

[Zane]

Yeah, well, I mean, and he was

[Matt]

like, oh, like his. The whole thing about being a cop is that to give your statement of the sides of story that is in police training, you have to like, remove personal bias. You have to be very factual. But he's just like, yeah, I did. I was like, oh. And then, yeah, like, probably shouldn't have

[Heath]

done this, but dude, she was this shiny thing, man.

[Zane]

This isn't like a suspension. You get fired for this.

[Matt]

Right?

[Jared]

Like, this is.

[Zane]

You are definitely a liability.

[Heath]

Probably also jail time.

[Matt]

Yeah, it makes me even cared for her too now.

[Zane]

Like, I honestly genuinely didn't think was it was that easy.

[Heath]

I knew.

[Zane]

I knew cops had, like, info like that. I just didn't think any cop could go and access it. I thought you needed to go through an approval. You had to go through a certain company in order to obtain that information. I didn't think any cop could just go into the station and just look it up on their database like that. Yeah, I know shows. I know shows show that. Like, shows will show them going in, but they show them also going into the room and looking outside to make sure no one's watching.

[Heath]

They show. Yo, I need a favor. Can you look this number up for me? Like a cop asking, like a higher up person?

[Zane]

That is access. Yeah, but dude, that's a risk on them. You know I would never do that for a fellow officer.

[Heath]

She likes you, right?

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, no, no, we actually. We've been on a few dates. No, no. She'd find this hilarious.

[Heath]

All right, man. I guess.

[Zane]

Was he like a dreamer? Like, was he or not a dreamer? Was he. Was he dreamy? Like, was this guy, like, attractive?

[Heath]

He's the. He looks like the. The. The mug shot model, maybe on a good day.

[Zane]

No. Okay. I mean, she was a shiny piece. What does she look like? They're not gonna show her.

[Jared]

He was only on the job for a year.

[Matt]

I saw a video of this cop, and I don't know if it's new or old, so I'll just like. I don't even know if you need to look it up, but maybe look it up. As I'm explaining it, a cop was like, arrested this drunk woman. Woman. And they're driving like he's taking her to jail.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

And then the. The woman kind of like they start, like, hitting it off.

[Heath]

Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Matt]

And then, so he pulls over, like, turns off his body cam and everything, gets in the back of the car to, like, have sex. But the caught the cop car door, like, shuts, and they both lock themselves in the cop car. So he then has to call another cop to come unlock the car.

[Zane]

And the body cam was on there.

[Matt]

And, well, the body cam note has been off.

[Zane]

No, but he's.

[Heath]

What happened to him opening it?

[Matt]

He goes, well, no, she had trouble breathing. And I went in the back here to make sure, like, she was okay. And when I did that, it's like, you know, when the kid's like, mom, I was uninstalling the virus. I was uninstalling the virus.

[Zane]

I got to see this video. I have to see this video cuz I. I've never seen this story.

[Matt]

Is this new or old? Oh yeah, 2024.

[Zane]

I haven't heard it though and I've never seen it. So it's new to me. San Diego, y' all are freaking.

[Heath]

No, but the whole lead up to of the cop conversation with the body cam on before he shuts it off, like she's getting all like FL with him and he's like, girl, you better stop.

[Matt]

Yes, that's.

[Zane]

You see, like to me it's like that's all recorded already. You're.

[Heath]

You're ready for done.

[Zane]

The minute you turned it off after that conversation, you're like, what? Like I don't understand the thought process

[Matt]

behind because I think if they think they get away with it, no one's going to look at the body cam footage. That's why they think like, oh, I can get away with this if nothing bad goes down. But I think it should be registered from the moment you have a person in your car are and they should know like once you have someone under is fully detained.

[Zane]

Okay, well I can't hear you now.

[Matt]

Oh, don't say that right now. She said I'm dtf.

[Zane]

Don't say that right now.

[Matt]

I said don't see that right now for the test because everything's being recorded right now. Yes sir.

[Zane]

Let's get down to business to defeat the puss.

[Matt]

Oh yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, here it is.

[Heath]

2:37 in the morning.

[Zane]

Oh my God. There's no you.

[Matt]

He has his flashlight out. Like he's been.

[Zane]

The way he was sitting too. You knew like I need to be sitting in a way where there is no question that I was not doing this in the back of the car.

[Heath]

Let me turn my camera off. They got to stop doing this.

[Zane]

Yeah, let me turn this off real quick. Do you think that girl in the back of the car was. There was. I feel like she was. Had three different thought processes in her head.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

Like in that moment she was like either just horny and it was just like anybody that was there, she would have or she had this. Always had this fantasy to hook up with a cop or she was like, I need to get out of this ticket.

[Matt]

That's what I think.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Drunk decision to do that. But being like if this is the last resort and I. I don't want to go to jail.

[Zane]

I think it was a way to

[Narrator/Reporter]

get out of it.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah, definitely. But do you think like right when the door. Do you think they still had sex? Like right when the door shut, do you think he's like, we have to stop.

[Heath]

I don't think he noticed it until it was done and then was like, all right, let me. Let me get.

[Matt]

Yeah, what did you think you're hoarding?

[Heath]

I want to know how long he sat there trying to figure out how to get out before he made that call. Like, dude, you got to come get me out.

[Zane]

You know what's so crazy?

[Heath]

Do you think he was trying to kick the.

[Zane]

Why couldn't he just. Just drop her off, get her number, and then. And then meet up after? It's so simple.

[Heath]

Well, the thing would be, I guess his, you know, the heat of the moment, whatever, but like, he would have to drop her off at jail. She's gonna be in jail.

[Narrator/Reporter]

What?

[Zane]

Oh, he was gonna screw her and then take her to jail after.

[Matt]

Well then that's the thing. I think that that's what's so bad about it. Because there's no way that you detain somebody and then d. Detain them and drop them off.

[Heath]

Hey, officer, come here real quick. It shows that you picked her up 20 minutes away from the station. It took you an hour and a half to get here.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Can you. Can you imagine her being dropped off of the station after? And she gets. He like sends her off and she's just like, I see you later. Yeah, go on with being her dress back down.

[Matt]

Cuz that would have been evil though, to her. Cuz she's like, we just had sex and you still took me in. Like, what the.

[Zane]

Uhuh. And then she's at the st. Ah, he me.

[Heath]

You know. You know, she was about to be like, oh, you're. You're gonna. You're still gonna take me in? It'd be a shame if everybody there knows what just happened. You sure about that?

[Zane]

If I were to make a guess, I don't think they did it in the car. I think that door closed behind him. He noticed. And then he was just like, oh, I mean we're.

[Matt]

She just went, let's have some fun. She stuck out that stiletto heel. He goes, you did not just do that. Like, we're both in this together, aren't we, officer?

[Zane]

Oh my God, dude. That. I could see her imagine her being hired by like somebody to like, we need. Like he needs to be fired. Like, figure out a way. And she's just like, okay, I'm just going to be drunk. And then I'm going to commit something. He's going to arrest me and I'm going to. And I got this. And I'm going to close that door because I know doors lock. Was she a raver? Why is she like, what was the.

[Matt]

Just drunk.

[Zane]

I know, but like, where did he arrest her? Were they, like, was she out in the town? Was downtown?

[Matt]

She is all respect. She is dressed like a sex worker.

[Zane]

No, I. That's what I'm saying. Like, I. She looks like a raver. Like, she looked like she was at a rave. And I think San Diego. Aren't they hot?

[Matt]

But she has furry pink boots.

[Zane]

Can you imagine? Oh, boy.

[Jared]

Outside of a 7 11.

[Heath]

Before we continue, this episode is sponsored by Shopify. Listen, if you've been sitting on a business idea, Shopify makes it easy to make it happen. Everything you need to start selling is included and ready. From day one, Zane and I actually have used Shopify for all of our business endeavors. And if two goofs like us with zero background knowledge can create a website and start selling a product, literally anybody can do it too. From the moment your first customer is ready to pay, Shopify checkout helps more of them finish their purchase. And when they come back, their details are already saved. One tap and they're done. And honestly, it was such a confidence boost and relief when I could see how easy it was for our customers to sign up and check out with no input on our end. And since Shopify handles the setup and checkout, you have more time to focus on growing your business and the tools to do it and being able to have Shopify behind us. It let us focus more on important stuff like marketing and driving traffic, which lead to more sales. We've all been on a certain marketplace where you often have to contact the seller, specify the quantity and which selected items. Absolutely not. That's a hard pass for me. Plus, if you didn't know, Shopify powers millions of businesses worldwide. From household names like Mattel and Gymshark to small businesses just getting started knowing that these giants trust Shopify's infrastructure allowed us to relax and trust the Shopify platform.

[Matt]

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[Heath]

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[Jared]

Oh, it's our 711 episode.

[Matt]

Oh, hey, that's what.

[Zane]

Oh, My God.

[Jared]

This episode just comes out on 7 11. So I thought the colors would be fun.

[Matt]

Get your free Slurpees. Guys.

[Zane]

Guys.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, my. When's the last time you got a free Slurpee from there?

[Heath]

Years.

[Matt]

Years, Years.

[Zane]

Is it worth it?

[Heath]

Well, it's just the line is outrageous.

[Matt]

No, not all the time.

[Zane]

I've never been there where there was a line on 711 on free Slurpee day.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I don't think I've ever seen a line in there because I think it happens so fast where people can go get their Slurpee so quick. Yeah.

[Matt]

It's self serve. It's not like. And there's so many 7 11s. It's not. It's crazy. And they give you like a Dixie cup sock.

[Zane]

Guys, like, you know what, guys? I feel like people. A lot of people still don't know about this. I remember when I found this out, like 10 years ago, I was in shock. And it was like. And they had this for long before I found out. So I feel like a lot of people just don't even know about this still.

[Matt]

What is your favorite Slurpee flavor? If you're going slurping red. Cherry red.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

I'm a blue slurping. I'm a little blue raspberry kind of guy.

[Zane]

Mountain Dew confetti. Chilling a birthday cake.

[Matt]

Wait, is it cake flavored Mountain Dew? I don't know about that.

[Zane]

I fuck with it.

[Heath]

I know about that. That sounds good.

[Zane]

I like it. I think that's good. Oh, my. I want to try it.

[Matt]

Do you remember when Slurpee or 711 was like, bring whatever type of container you want.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And people were bringing in, like, kitty pools. Just like taking all the Slurpee you leave, like, just bringing in a Camelback full of Slurpee.

[Zane]

Is that something that you would want to buy for your household? Like a Slurpee machine?

[Matt]

No, but you know.

[Zane]

But no, no. You know that. Not like the big thing. But you.

[Matt]

A Slurpee machine is so much maintenance.

[Zane]

No, but you make Slurpees. You can make frozen margarita.

[Matt]

Okay. Frozen margarita.

[Zane]

It's a spinny thing, right? It's the machine where it's like.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

All right.

[Zane]

There is nothing wrong with having a little bit of Slurp.

[Heath]

Just how genuine that was. Is that something he would want to buy for your.

[Matt]

I wouldn't mind a pina colada machine. But like, I was thinking about your birthday gift. I guess I'm thinking the full Slurpee machine. In your house that says Slurpee.

[Zane]

It's got like six flavors

[Matt]

up in real estate.

[Jared]

Just.

[Matt]

It's just sticky. Sticky city.

[Zane]

Oh, you know what I want though? I. You know those big Coke machines?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Like the, like those where you get Coke Freestyle. Yeah, I would have one of those.

[Matt]

Yeah, but that's. You'd have to have a room in the back full of all the little baggies and that. Like, that's so much maintenance to like in the privacy of your own home. Even David's little. Does he still have the Hawaiian Punch thing?

[Zane]

He does, but he.

[Matt]

It's not active cuz that was getting sticky like that. I don't trust the piping on that.

[Zane]

The moment. The moment he like he showed us that in my head was like get rid of it now. Like for the video. It's funny, but like you don't want it dehydrated. Wait, is it still there?

[Heath]

Uhuh.

[Zane]

Okay. I was about to say I was like. I don't think I've noticed he did that because Mr.

[Matt]

Deeds had that right. And Mr. Like. Oh, it's Hawaiian Punch.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

It's good stunt.

[Zane]

It's a good prank.

[Matt]

I would want like a good ice machine in my house. Like one that's like Sonic ice with like circle ball.

[Zane]

Circle ice.

[Matt]

My dad calls it bird ice. Cuz he feels like just the way it comes out, it's just like.

[Zane]

Oh, when it's crushed or like the circle ones. Little pebbles.

[Matt]

Pebbles crushed. But yeah, pebble size. Like it's just like sleet. Oh, smaller than that.

[Zane]

The little pebbles that you like, right. It's like circle. They look like little asteroids. Asteroids.

[Matt]

Oh yeah. Though. Okay. Actually that size. That is a flex.

[Zane]

Oh, it looked like sugar cubes.

[Heath]

And they're soft. It doesn't hurt to bite them.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I with that. Doesn't Remy have one? Yeah, Remy has one too. Yeah, she has a little.

[Jared]

She has a little.

[Matt]

Have you all been to Remy's new house?

[Zane]

We're gonna be.

[Matt]

We're about to be fun. Just what we're doing.

[Zane]

We're doing where she. She's doing like a whole sleepover fun thing.

[Matt]

I'd like to see it. And do people know where it is?

[Zane]

No, no, I don't even think people know where it is. Like area wise. I think she's very private about.

[Matt]

I know. I want to respect that and I get respect.

[Zane]

If I was a girl, I think I would be. I would be way more like scared and more private about like where I lived for sure.

[Matt]

Don't go to people's houses.

[Zane]

I can't believe it's the whole thing. Like, there's times where, like, I'll be working out and, like, a family will drive by and their kid, like a little kid. Their parents will bring a little kid up to David's dog door. No, and I think that's insane. As a parent. As a parent, like, you think that's good to teach your kid that you can just do. And also, like, you, again, you don't know anybody in the house. Like, these are still strangers that all live in this.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

I think, what are you doing?

[Matt]

You know, Like, I don't know if they still do it, but they, you know, Hollywood, they would sell star maps or be like, those are always Hollywood homes. No, I think they're accurate. But, like, you see people selling them on sides of street. So you can see where all the celebrities live.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Or then sometimes you'll see videos. Videos of, you know, the Star tours. Is that their name?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Where they go?

[Heath]

Starlight Tour.

[Zane]

Starlight.

[Matt]

Sometimes they'll be in front of a celebrity's house and there'll be some viral video of, like, Aaron Paul walks out and greets fans and stuff. Do you think you would do that? It depends.

[Zane]

I would not come out of my house and make it aware known that, like, oh, I come out for these.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Hollywood tour buses. That's still, to me, like, to me, this feels so old. Like, I could see this, us talking about this in 50 years going, remember when this was a thing? No. You would get in. Get in a bus, and you would go to people's personal homes that are all mapped out, and celebrities would come out and say, hi, everyone. Be like, that's insane. And that should not be allowed. And the fact that it's like a thing still to this day is so right.

[Matt]

And it's unexpected. They're gonna come out, people.

[Zane]

So like, celebrities, they. They still. They get killed by people. People find out where people live and they get killed. And it's crazy that they don't learn just like, oh, we probably shouldn't have this anymore. Because it, like, incentivizes people to find out where people live. Yeah. It's insane.

[Matt]

And a lot of times they're making it up too. I had a buddy who now they do, would drive people around and he'd be like, oh, that's Tom Cruise's car. Oh, yeah, that's so and so's house. Like, just whenever he felt like there was a lull, just trying to give

[Heath]

him A good little tour.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zane]

Oh, those are. Those are good stops. Chateau Marmont. That's a big one. I'm surprised they. Do they stop by there.

[Matt]

I mean, you just drive by.

[Zane]

No, I know, but I'm surprised that they, like, do that as a stop because I feel like not a lot of people really know about that unless you're in la.

[Matt]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right after we finished recording last time, I texted you guys, yeah, I saw Walton Goggins at the top of, like, Mulholland Drive. Like, what do you mean? At the.

[Zane]

Oh, just like, driving past it, you

[Matt]

know, on Laurel Canyon. But he was just front of the line up, Roll Canyon, full convertible down, just, like, probably chewing on Nicorette just, like, being a Walton Goggins. And I was just like, damn, there he is.

[Zane]

No, that's like a. That's a cool one to see.

[Matt]

I think when you're a celeb and you're, like, in a convertible, like, you're just asking to be seen. That's true.

[Zane]

They do want to be seen. And if you ask for a selfie, I think it's okay. But you. Because you. I feel like, yeah, you're in a convertible. There's no privacy there.

[Matt]

Are y' all convertible type guys?

[Zane]

No, I don't. My hair. My hair is all. No, I don't. If I want to wear a hat, I can't wear a hat. It's just gonna blow out, and then I'm. And then you're gonna see the five hairs that I have left. I just don't. I know what I know. Walton Giggins has 10 hairs left.

[Narrator/Reporter]

What are the.

[Zane]

Is. I know. Don't have much hair left, so I'm surprised he even likes that.

[Heath]

Yeah, but he's. He's bringing back receding hairlines, man.

[Matt]

I did see a tik tok, and someone was like, it. It might be coming back. Like, the receding hairline. It's a look, man.

[Zane]

That's a hairline.

[Matt]

Wow. It is.

[Heath]

What's crazy, if you look at that, the. The picture that's opened up, if you unfocus your eyes a bit, it looks like a bald guy with something behind him.

[Zane]

Yeah, he's just, like, standing in front of something.

[Jared]

He would look good bald.

[Heath]

He does look good bald.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

No, that's. That's why he pulls it off. Like, anytime someone says, oh, no, he looks good with the receipt. It's because he would look. Because they're good looking.

[Matt]

It's how dense the hairline is once it reaches the end Boom.

[Zane]

Oh, that's a bad Pick the right. Down. No, no, down to the left.

[Jared]

This one.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

Sorry. What am I doing? This is mean. Have you seen the whole.

[Jared]

The Reddit community of men supporting other men to like, just take the leap and shave?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Jared]

Their head? It's such a beautiful community.

[Matt]

Save it.

[Zane]

The thing is, I would never. Because I know girls don't like it, so that's why I'm not gonna do it.

[Matt]

Yes. We're such a.

[Heath]

Girls like bald guys.

[Zane]

They like bald guys who are good looking there. It's a big difference.

[Heath]

True.

[Zane]

People love my dad bald because he looks good bald. I have the head of a cone of an alien.

[Jared]

But a lot of times if like a bald head looks better than like a horribly receding hairline.

[Matt]

Yes, yes. There's a point where you're hanging on to nothing and it's like in even.

[Zane]

Don't look at me like that.

[Matt]

No, do not look at me like that. I know he's like, hanging on to nothing. He gave me the eyes saying, I know, you were a perfect candidate.

[Zane]

To me, he looks good with a bald head. Like, it looks so much better than, than.

[Heath]

He looks so much younger.

[Zane]

Yeah, he looks younger.

[Matt]

Right? And even woman. Women, it's you takes a lot of courage. But like, women with shaved heads looked beautiful sometimes even better than with hair. Well, I think some people's faces, like, especially like a woman, looks incredible.

[Zane]

I think the woman that choose to be bald, I think they, I think most of them, I think they, they know they look really good. They have a really good face, a really good head. Because, you know, also females have like smaller heads, so like a little bit more petite. It feels it looks good.

[Heath]

It's crazy that it's not something you can just test. Like, you don't know if you look good bald.

[Zane]

Well, you can.

[Matt]

Maybe with AI, you can just show me, show me.

[Heath]

No, but you don't, you don't know what your head looks like.

[Matt]

Right. It's gonna, it's gonna be a little. AI is gonna be nice to you about the shape of your head. They're gonna make it look.

[Zane]

That's crazy. Look how much younger he looks. If he would, if he just shaved

[Matt]

George, if George on Seinfeld, George Costanza would have shaved his head.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But that also added to his character just by being like, you know, but

[Zane]

I'm going to do a toupee. I mean, I already know I refuse to be bald. That's my hair right now. Oh, my God. Go back.

[Matt]

But look look, he shaves it. Look how.

[Zane]

Look how much better.

[Matt]

He looks too visual right now.

[Zane]

And you know what? Like, ladies need to, like, stop making fun of us balding men.

[Matt]

It's who is making fun, who is bullying.

[Zane]

Not me. Not me, not me. I wear a hat a lot, so you don't get to see it a lot. But, like, the times that you do see, you're like, oh, boy, he's balding. But I feel like that's like. I feel like girls like to go straight for the jugular. They're just like, okay, you're balding.

[Matt]

In what comments? Like, who's. I want to know who.

[Zane]

I see girls making fun of other guys. You know, when someone's making fun of somebody else, that's something that you have.

[Matt]

Yes. You're just like, oh, I don't think making fun of people balding is, like, funny, but it is funny. The girls who would make fun of bald guys, like, friends from high school. You check up and you're like, oh, who are they married to? Guys bald. They probably married him and he went bald. But you're just like, look at you with that bald man, knowing that you would be a person who judge. I'm not making fun that he's bald. I'm making fun that you ended up with someone.

[Zane]

I also. I don't even. Why am I pretending? I can't. I. I don't. I.

[Matt]

Good on you. Okay.

[Zane]

I'm just like, you know, we're still podcasting. You know, I'm just like. But I will. I will get it. You know what? I did see a page of people getting toupees. Yes, they're good, but sometimes it does not look.

[Heath]

You got to get a good one.

[Zane]

It doesn't look like their hair because they'll shave the top and they'll keep the sides in. They'll put it on, and it does not match the side. This is the exact page that I actually saw.

[Jared]

Oh, trust me, Zane.

[Matt]

I'm well versed.

[Zane]

This is the exact page I saw. Toupee queen. I. That. It's just. It's a little too. It doesn't match. It doesn't match with their hair. And that's. I have a hard time with that. But it does. I mean, it does look good. I mean, and the guys that she's doing, they have really, really bad hair where it's like, it's time. Like, that guy right there. You can't walk. Like, that's tough. Oh, like, you need, like, you got he. And he knew that, like, I got to do something about this.

[Jared]

See, but this is a situation in which you shave your head. It would look much better, right?

[Zane]

I feel like me and him almost have the same head. I would never like. He needs hair. He just needs hair. Like, it's. Some people cannot go bald. It just doesn't, like, compliment them.

[Matt]

I want to be bald all around my head. I don't want like a strip of hair that I'm always having to shave and stuff where you can tell that I, you know, I want to be just fully bald.

[Zane]

We actually have the same, like, I

[Matt]

want to be Mr. Clean.

[Heath]

Polish that.

[Matt]

Yeah. Because Mr. Clean. Was he a genie? He always had this. I mean it. Clean.

[Zane]

He had like magic.

[Matt]

He had an earring, I think, and he's always just like, was it right or left ear? Slay the genie in the. Aladdin had it on the wrong.

[Jared]

Well, he's got it in his left ear.

[Matt]

He is a genie. He is a genie. Because he has that magic kind of like dust behind.

[Zane]

Wait, which. Which ear is the.

[Heath]

The right.

[Zane]

You put a earring on your right ear, and that lets people know that you are gay. When you put on your right ear.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

But when you put on your left ear. I'm straight, but I have an earring.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

And if you have it in both ears, you go both ways.

[Matt]

I don't know any gay guys going around going, oh, I'm getting an ear pierced. Gay.

[Heath]

I think it was like an old, old, old thing.

[Matt]

It's a homophobic playground on the gay ear. Yeah. Because I'm gay. If you're gay, please drop in the comments. Are people still doing that? I would love to know.

[Jared]

I remember I got told as a kid I used to wear my watch on my right hand. And then a kid on the playground was just. He was like. He's like, that means you're gay.

[Zane]

And where is he now?

[Matt]

Gay as hell.

[Zane]

There you go.

[Matt]

I hated the one where it's like, look at your neighbor nails. And if you did.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, well, I remember I got that one right. And then it goes, look at the bottom of your shoe. And straight guys are supposed to do like this.

[Zane]

What do girls do?

[Matt]

And I did this.

[Zane]

That one's a little bit more obvious.

[Matt]

I did this. And they were like, dang. And I was like, never forgot it.

[Zane]

And I feel like that people that do that to other people, they got caught doing the wrong one.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

I have that, like, to me that says that you got caught doing so you need to make up for. Up for it by trying to catch as many people as possible.

[Matt]

Gay guys say what?

[Zane]

That's really good.

[Matt]

Oh, killed me. Kill. I don't think.

[Zane]

Do girls do that? I feel like girls would also do this.

[Matt]

Maybe.

[Zane]

I don't. I think most people would.

[Jared]

It's just.

[Zane]

It looks more feminine, comfortable.

[Matt]

Well, I think I'm just tall. It's a lot of work. You're back, you know.

[Zane]

Watch out.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zane]

Well, we ended on a magical, technical note. Thank you, Mr. Genie.

[Jared]

Oh, nice.

[Zane]

All right, guys, thank you so much for tuning into another episode. You can check out these episodes every Monday on audio form on all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com yes.

[Heath]

Also make sure to check out our patreon. Patreon.com zaynanheath we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode. We call them Unwinds. We also do a bonus episode every month, a live Q A every single month. You get early access and ad free to every episode. Again, if you want to check it out. Patreon.com zaneandheat and if you guys need

[Zane]

to up your speech skills, make sure to check out Kevin King's website.

[Matt]

Goodspeech, netspeech.

[Zane]

Net. If you want to speak better, if you want to have a better, you know, like, if you want to speak like me, make sure to go to him. And

[Matt]

that's really sweet of you.

[Zane]

I couldn't even fucking. I couldn't even complete that sentence. That's how much help I need. Peace.

[Heath]

Peace, y'. All.