343: We're Getting Sued...

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered — Episode 343: "We're Getting Sued..."

Date: July 27, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode blends Zane, Heath, Matt, and Jared's signature banter with reflections on travel mishaps, business ideas, books, the dark underbelly of animal care, AI gone wild, and the cultural meaning of names. While the episode’s title references getting “sued,” the real central running bit is a hypothetical: if animals could sue humans, who’d have the biggest case? As always, the show oscillates between hilarity and real-world ponderings, peppered with unruly tangents, pop culture takes, and heart-to-heart moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Mood Rings, Oura Rings, and Baby Accessories

• The hosts riff on why Zane isn’t wearing his wedding ring, segueing into mood rings and wearable tech.
  • “Bring back the mood ring.” — Zane (01:31)
• Color meanings for mood rings are debated (red means nervous, black is stressed, blue is romantic).
• The concept of mood rings for babies is jokingly proposed.

2. Travel Nightmares: Diarrhea, Delays, and Broken Toilets

Kansas City World Cup Outbreak

• Several cast members experienced lasting stomach issues post-World Cup fun.
  • “After a weekend of drinking, obviously your stools are moving a little differently…” — Zane (04:12)
• Edwin Castro is name-dropped as another victim.

Poop Flight Horror Story (06:11–08:04)

• On a flight with broken toilets, passengers use communal bottles to flush. The stories get graphic.
  • “They made an announcement before the flight — the toilets don’t flush. It was the poop flight.” — Heath (07:06)
  • “People were just going back in there…the whole time, pouring bottles down…” — Heath (07:18)

Airplane Etiquette & Food

• Debate over eating and pooping on planes, asking for snacks, and using the plane bathroom for a "change in pace".
  • “I am like the fatty on the flight…I need to eat every 30 minutes.” — Zane (08:08)
  • “You try to do it super quick so people don’t think you were in there long enough to poop.” — Heath (09:10)

Viral TikTok Marathon in a Plane Bathroom

• The viral video of a guy “running” a 5k in an airplane bathroom is dissected. The hosts are skeptical.
  • “That’s not a run. That’s not a run.” — Zane (12:11)

3. Podcasting While Running & Phone Call Preferences

• The benefits of listening to podcasts during workouts/marathons are discussed.

• Zane reveals he calls long-term contacts during treadmill sessions (mom, Hidaya, Abigail).

  • “There’s three people I talk to when I’m on a treadmill…it’s either my mom, Hidaya, or my manager, Abigail.” — Zane (15:30)

• The etiquette of FaceTime vs. text ("hit me back after") is hotly debated.

  • “It’s the ambiguity of it…” — Matt (16:26)

4. Nostalgia for Voicemails & Answering Machines

• Memories of analog answering machines and keeping sentimental voicemails.
  • “If someone leaves me a good voicemail, I’ll keep it… one day when people die, you have a really good voicemail from them.” — Matt (21:24)
• Mat and Jared recall using Build-a-Bear to preserve loved ones' voices.

5. Children's Books: Emotional Triggers & Tongue-Twisters

• Reading children’s books makes new parents emotional.
  • “Dude, having a kid makes you so emotional. It was just a kid’s book…about a mom’s love.” — Heath (22:20)
• Group attempts reading Dr. Seuss’s “Fox in Sox” tongue-twisters live on air.
• Amusement over author names like "Paige Turner"—a discussion of nominative destiny.

6. Names, Branding, and Football Player Oddities (28:20–32:01)

• College football players with outlandish names (e.g., Dakoldis Crawford, Pig Cage) are discussed.
  • “Dude Person is crazy.” — Heath (29:17)
• The group wonders if there’s an intentional marketing push when naming these kids.

7. Book Gender Bias and Pen Names

• Authors historically use initials for ambiguity (e.g., J.K. Rowling).
  • “They would do the initial, initial, last name to remain ambiguous...” — Heath (27:08)
• Favorite writers and the influence of gender in authorship discussed.

8. Movies & Intermissions: The Odyssey, Dune, and IMAX

• AMC brings back a rare “Cherry Baby 101” Coca-Cola flavor due to Matt going viral (34:11–35:13).
  • “People kept going to the machine requesting it…AMC has brought it back…because of me.” — Matt (34:42)
• The merits of movie intermissions for long films (especially “The Odyssey”).
• IMAX and film formats—nostalgia and critiques about widescreen vs. vertical video.
  • “I want to see a full feature shot vertical… It's got to be coming, right?” — Heath (41:26)
• The trend of iconic directors embracing TikTok-era video formats is pondered.

9. AI Breakout: News Segment (45:14–48:34)

• A viral story about an OpenAI bot that hacks out of its “sandbox” and cheats an exam.
  • “It found a vulnerability and broke out of the sandbox…then hacked into websites to find information…” — News Audio (46:25)
  • “It went rogue in order to find a shortcut.” — News Audio (46:25)
• Everyone shares their unease but jokes about inevitable AI apocalypse.

10. If Animals Could Sue Humans: Who Gets the Biggest Payout? (49:59–52:07)

• The group riffs on which animals would have the best lawsuits against humanity: lab rats, cows, zoo animals, hunted deer, elephants (ivory), ants (trespass vs. ancestral land rights), racehorses, and greyhounds.
  • “Wrongful imprisonment of zoo animals…” — Jared (50:45)
  • “Are they trespassing? …If they’re smart enough to sue, I’d get my lawyer.” — Zane (51:15)
  • “Or did we build the house on their ancestors’ property?” — Jared (51:44)

11. Animal Abuse Scandal: Real-Life Crime (52:46–56:10)

• Heath recounts the story of a "no-kill" shelter operator charged with killing hundreds of animals for profit.
  • “He had killed like 900 dogs or something…” — Heath (53:51)
• Discussion of criminal sentencing for mass animal abuse and calls for harsher penalties.

12. Public Humiliation as Punishment

• Brainstorming “Game of Thrones” style public humiliation instead of prison.
  • “Tar ‘em, feather ‘em, throw tomatoes on them, walk them down the street...” — Jared (56:17)
  • “Like Cersei in Game of Thrones…” — Jared (56:43)
• Social media/public shaming is seen as a modern version.

13. Dog Daycare Tragedy & Corporate Ethics (57:21–60:34)

• Story of a dog drowning at a daycare, with the business covering it up and offering an NDA for silence.
  • “He went to pick it up…the dog had fell in the pool, drowned. They waited for him to come back… to tell him.” — Zane/Heath (57:31)
• Discussion about how businesses recover—or can’t—from such tragedies.

14. Business Ideas: “Man He Petty” — A Men’s Nail Salon

• Heath pitches a men-focused nail spa, named Man He Petty.
  • “Hear me out: it’s a men’s nail salon spa…called Man He Petty.” — Heath (61:14)
• Debate if the market for male-only grooming is insecurity- or comfort-driven.

15. Vanity Plates: Squeeze Ass and Beyond (64:30–67:01)

• Viral FL vanity plate: SQZ A55 (“Squeeze Ass”), and personal license plate stories.
  • “That’s a really rare… I mean, that’s a Florida plate.” — Zane (65:00)
• Risks of getting attention with an unusual license plate.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Mood Rings:

  • “Bring back the mood ring.” — Zane (01:31)
  • “The original oura ring…and it didn’t even need a battery.” — Jared (02:30)

• Travel TMI:

  • “It was the poop flight. People were just going back in there…” — Heath (07:08)

• Podcast Running Playlist:

  • “There’s three people I talk to when I’m on a treadmill…” — Zane (15:30)

• On Author Names & Destiny:

  • “Paige Turner — you were born to do that.” — Zane (26:29)

• AI Doomsday:

  • “It found a vulnerability and broke out of the sandbox…It went rogue in order to find a short cut.” — News Audio (46:25)

• Animal Lawsuits:

  • “Wrongful imprisonment of zoo animals.” — Jared (50:45)
  • “Ants are trespassing, they’re not paying rent…” — Zane (51:23)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------| | 01:00–03:40 | Mood ring revival, wearable tech, Oura confusion | | 04:00–08:04 | Diarrhea stories, airplane bathroom etiquette | | 13:20–16:18 | Podcast intros, calling habits, phone anxiety | | 21:24–22:29 | Sentimental voicemails, Build-a-Bear memories | | 22:44–25:12 | Emotional kids’ books, Dr. Seuss, tongue-twisters | | 27:08–27:14 | Author initials & gender ambiguity in publishing | | 29:03–32:08 | College football players’ wild names | | 34:11–35:13 | Viral soda flavor returns to AMC, “Cherry Baby 101” | | 36:04–37:14 | Movie intermissions — pros and cons | | 45:14–48:34 | OpenAI bot “breaks out” and cheats in a test | | 49:59–52:07 | Animals filing lawsuits: zoo animals, lab rats, etc. | | 52:46–56:10 | Exposé: "No-kill" shelter kills 900+ animals | | 57:21–60:34 | Dog daycare tragedy, ethics of NDAs | | 61:14–62:10 | Heath’s “Man He Petty” nail salon pitch | | 64:30–67:56 | Vanity license plates: hazards and hilarity |

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Episode Vibe & Takeaway

The conversation radiates typical Unfiltered warmth mixed with raunchy honesty, plenty of hot takes, and occasional darkness. The episode jumps quickly—sometimes joltingly—between topics, with the animal lawsuit hypothetical as its most cohesive thread. As ever, Zane and Heath create an environment where personal, embarrassing stories, cultural reflections, and left-field business ideas all co-exist, agreeing that humanity’s relationship with animals, technology, and even our own names can be absurd, moving, and honestly, sometimes just gross.

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For a deeper or more chaotic dive, check out the full episode or the Unwind extension on Patreon — but bring your own mood ring (and maybe some Pepto).

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[A]

Oh, I'm not wearing my wedding ring. Yikes.

[B]

That's not good.

[A]

I came straight from the gym. Okay.

[B]

Oh, it's because you want to get head on at the gym. Is that why?

[A]

Listen, I did wear a gym ring for a bit, but it was just hard to keep up with one of

[C]

like a little rubber silicone.

[A]

Yeah, you can buy them like on Amazon, like a pack of 10 or whatever. But like, I don't know, it just kind of looked weird.

[B]

I want my wife to have. I mean, we both should have. I want my wife to have a mood ring so I could always see, like, what mood? Hey, baby. How you doing? Let's see that ring.

[C]

Look at that. What are you angry about? Just like, you, like, notice the mood change?

[A]

Bring. Yeah, bring back the mood ring.

[B]

I like it.

[A]

Do they have like, expensive mood rings?

[B]

I always feel like work. The thing is that I want it to work. I feel like every time you look at those, like, cheap mood rings, it's a color and you don't feel that way.

[C]

Is it just temperature it?

[A]

Yeah, it's based on your body temperature, I guess.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

But like, I swear it has like 10 different colors. It does. So you go up, what, a degree. The mood changes. Yeah, you always got to have that little guidebook around. You just be like.

[B]

Or you just follow the mood that it's showing. So if, like, it shows your piss, all of a sudden you're just like, you know what I am.

[A]

Or like, it goes black.

[B]

What's black?

[A]

See yeah. Pull up the mood ring chart. What are the moods? It actually says, didn't red mean, like,

[B]

you were, like, feeling what?

[A]

Feeling, like, you know, nervous. Red is nervous.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Black is stressed. Orange, unsettled. Green, active.

[B]

When it's blue, honey.

[A]

Yeah. You're feeling lovable, romantic. Okay. And then pink's happy.

[C]

The original oura ring. And it didn't even need a battery.

[B]

It really was the aura ring.

[C]

Never had to charge it.

[A]

They should make an aura mood ring, too. How about that?

[B]

That's not a bad idea, Matt.

[A]

How about that? If we're already.

[B]

And I could see that being all over TikTok shop, they would buy that in an instant. Look, guys, it works.

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Creator earns commission.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A mood ring. We're starting off great. Honey, look. Oh, the oura ring is spelled with an O. Yikes. I always thought it was with an

[B]

A. I thought it was an A too. Well, that's how we see it spelled on comments.

[A]

Right. Well, because it's. Or your aura is spelled with an A. That's.

[C]

That's how we always see it in common.

[B]

Oh, okay. So it's not spelled with an O. Got it.

[A]

The product is.

[B]

I love. I. I didn't even fight it. Like, I knew that it was spelled in the day, but, like, I just let that brand name completely change my mind.

[C]

Oh, because it's a ring.

[A]

Yeah. They should do mood rings for babies.

[B]

How about that?

[A]

You could really tell, like, if. If Tony's feeling good, if he's feeling hungry. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That says a lot.

[B]

If you see the blue line, he's very angry, upset.

[A]

Got some blue going on.

[B]

Got some blue going on.

[A]

How's it been with Tony?

[C]

Well, there's a lot that's happened in the past, like, week and a half. First of all, sorry if I'm a little raspy. And coffee today. I caught the diarrhea bacteria.

[B]

You did?

[C]

I think so.

[A]

That's interesting, because I think I got it too.

[B]

Oh, hell.

[C]

Get out.

[A]

So after I was in Kansas City for the World Cup, I came back. It's not very responsible of you, but listen, like, after a weekend of drinking, obviously your stools are moving a little differently than normal.

[B]

You're telling me.

[A]

And. But it was going on till Wednesday. I kept flowing. I had to wake up in the middle of the night to go, like, having the runs, and that's when you know something is off. It was not, you know, alcohol or. It was. But I wasn't, like, sick. I didn't feel nauseous. I Didn't feel like aggressively dehydrated, but it was running through me. But I kept thinking, oh, something's in my head. But one of the other creators on the World cup trip, Edwin Castro, he posted about it so I can say it out.

[C]

He got diarrhea.

[A]

Name Drop posted it and he was like all. He had to go into a different hotel room than like his wife and his baby on the way because he thought he got it or he definitely had it. So I think we were exposed to something in Kansas City.

[B]

I mean, well, like, catch this. How poetic is it that of course it happens at the World cup because that's where all the world diseases come together. You know what I mean?

[A]

He knows.

[B]

I mean, that is just one great way to spread a pandemic.

[A]

But he. Back to you. What was the onset?

[C]

I really don't know. So we were in Pennsylvania and New Jersey for the past week. We went to a wedding out there and it was our first time flying with Tony. Oh, good and bad. Did really good on, you know, the first half of the flight. We had a layover. Second half, a little bit ornery, you know, cranky. But overall really, really good. He's also just really talkative and loud. So he's just constantly like just making noise. So he's not like upset or like crying or anything. But it was just like a lot of noise and moving, but he did really good. And then like halfway through the trip, I started feeling a little funny. I started getting like a scratchy throat, little sinus issues, congested, just like really not feeling good. And then the runs hit and then I'm like, oh, maybe I caught that, you know, that juju bug, whatever it is.

[B]

Well, good thing that you weren't on the plane when that happened, right, Zane?

[C]

Especially on the way back. It was the poop flight.

[A]

Oh, no. So you had a bad poop flight.

[C]

I luckily didn't have to go. Like I was just holding it, right. I don't go on plane.

[A]

There's something psychologically, when I'm on a plane, it's just like my body knows this isn't happening. So it won't happen.

[C]

It will. But check this out. On the way back. So we had a layover, went to Chicago. The flight got delayed. It was like a 45 minute delay or so. And then we took off from Chicago and we were coming to Nashville and there was a bad thunderstorm. So we just keep circling and circling around the airport, like waiting, I guess, for a window to land. And they're like all right, screw it. We got to get gas. We're running out of gas. So then we go to Lexington, Kentucky, land there to get gas. But this whole time, they made an announcement before the flight. The toilets don't flush.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

It was the poop flight. People were just going back in there. The whole time, people were bringing water bottles in to, like, pour it down to, like, try to, like, help it get out.

[A]

No way.

[B]

No way.

[C]

Absolutely disgusting.

[B]

Oh, my go. Oh, my God.

[A]

Did you have to go in there to see it or.

[C]

No, I. I had to take a pee at one point.

[B]

It looked like a porta Potty in there.

[A]

Yeah. Did they have, like, a stick to, like, open up the flap to just.

[C]

No, but what's crazy is it was communal bottles of water.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

So you know, these people are just sitting there just taking a fat and they're grabbing the bottle.

[A]

They better reward me with some miles if I gotta do.

[B]

Everybody on the flight gets miles.

[A]

I want 100.

[C]

Make it an extra biscoff cookie.

[A]

Oh, that's not enough.

[B]

He. I've asked for five of those. They'll give you as many.

[C]

They were treating us right.

[B]

I. I am like the fatty on the flight, though. I'm really bad. No, I. I really. I can say it. I'm fat.

[A]

I.

[B]

When. When. When I'm on a. I'm on a flight, the flight attendant takes care of me the most because I'm constantly asking. And I know I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I should just wait my turn and come. But I'm const. I'm using. Do y' all have it? Because, you know, to me, a five hour flight, that's a long time without eating. You know what I mean? Like, I need to eat every 30 minutes. I just cannot hold it. But, yeah, and that's why I feel fine with pooping on a flight because, like, I'm constantly putting food in my

[C]

system, give and take.

[B]

But you know what? Like, I do make sure that it's like. Like a clean go. You know what I mean? It's not this, like, it's not like a super, like, messy, like a bad one where I'm like, oh, God, like, this. This is gonna hurt the person next to me or person after me. You know what I mean? It's kind of like a. It's a clean one. You don't even know. I went. That's almost like. It's like, almost like a girl pooping. When I'm on.

[C]

You try to. You try to do it, like, super quick. So people don't think you were in there long enough to take a poop. It was just like a long pee.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Did we go in there just to sit? No, it's.

[B]

It's not even comfortable in there.

[C]

Ew.

[B]

No, dude, the minute I sit, I need. I'm like, I gotta get out of here.

[C]

You get up out of a plane seat to.

[A]

No, hear me out. Hear me out. I'm saying it's like maybe an international long flight. You've been in your seat for so long, you get up, you walk around, then you go to the bathroom, you pee. But then after, you're like, I just need to sit for just a second.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If I'm smoking my.

[A]

Babe. What? I don't know. Just to like. Wait. I'm saying this is like 45 seconds to a minute of just sitting on top of the toilet. Just like. Mm. I don't know. I just want to change a change of pace.

[B]

I feel like I need to walk around more. I feel like I don't move my body enough on a plane.

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

You know how you're supposed to be getting up every. You know, like, when I don't wear an apple watch anymore, but it would tell me every 30 minutes. And you need to walk for five minutes at least. So that always made me, like, think that, oh, maybe there's a reason why I have to. It notifies me that. So it's good to, like, walk in a plane, especially on a long flight. Just move your body, move your hips,

[C]

just get the blood flowing.

[A]

Don't call too much attention to yourself. You see some people doing, like, damn. Fucking a robot.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Like, get off. Land this plane. Get them off now.

[B]

It's me.

[A]

You are like, I bad hips.

[B]

I have a bad.

[A]

Like, what are you doing?

[B]

He's doing. No, no, no. Like, it's like, there's times I'll do. If I'm doing any, like, any, like, movements like that, I'm in my seat.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

He's got his feet up on the chair in front,

[B]

but, guys, it sounds like I'm a bad flyer, but I'm not, I promise. I. I like, I do it as respectful as possible.

[A]

I saw some guy on Tick Tock, he posted a video and he ran like a whole marathon in the bathroom.

[C]

What?

[B]

What? Oh, wait, is it that Tick Tocker

[A]

and he's just running the same place?

[B]

I've met him a few times. He's. He's done it on David's bed.

[A]

Did he book then? He. Did he book like A, you know, like a set jet. And they just did it in a set jet.

[B]

I didn't watch.

[A]

You are hogging the damn airplane, trying to film a little YouTube video of you trying to run a 5K in the bathroom.

[B]

I wouldn't.

[C]

They didn't know. And he comes out, just drip in sweat. I'd be like, okay, he's all right.

[B]

After meeting him a couple times, I do believe that he did. He did it. He's like, it wasn't like, a set plane or anything. Like, I think on a flight, he probably did it. But the thing is that he would, like, get out. He did a few minutes, come back in, and ran a 5k.

[A]

Get the fuck out of the bathroom.

[B]

Not. Look, that's not a run. That's not a run.

[A]

You walked, but you spent a whole hour in the bathroom on a flight. I'm surprised the flight attendants didn't go. That's a little suspicious, don't you think? I think we should check on that person.

[B]

Well, he would just say that I'm taking a fat shit.

[A]

Get your feet off the fucking toilet. This is not my guy. This is not my type of person.

[B]

I just don't like that he's saying, I ran. I ran the fucking Strava. I don't like that he said that I ran a. What's.

[A]

Like.

[B]

What is he captioning 5k run? It's not a run. It's not a run.

[A]

He's moving.

[B]

You're moving, you're moving.

[A]

But he did it in an hour, so that's normally a 5K. What you do in 35 minutes? Like, I don't know. Probably.

[C]

I don't think I could run a 5k in 59 minutes.

[B]

You said you can.

[C]

I don't think I can do that.

[A]

Heath, if you did a 5K, you would do it in probably, like, 35 minutes.

[B]

I mean, and also, do we believe that this was like.

[C]

Like, I like the optimism.

[A]

I don't. If this was real and he did this on an actual commercial flight, shame on him.

[B]

But if he faked it, I'll allow it.

[A]

I'll allow it.

[B]

You know, a little fake, but, like,

[A]

you're not winning me over with this. We should run that intro.

[B]

Oh, shit. Oh, yes. Thank you, man.

[A]

I'm the only one who paying attention. Damn. Intro. Y' all just. We just.

[B]

You know, what does an intro. Is it that important?

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

I could go for the rest of, like, our life on this show to never intro this.

[C]

I was like, whatever the People love the coffee tub.

[B]

Give it to them. It's honestly the only consistent thing on this podcast is just our intro. God knows. Okay.

[C]

Three, two, one.

[B]

It's coming style, babe. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. What are you doing? I was licking his butt. Just licking butt, you know? How you doing? Welcome back to the Zany Heath Unfiltered Show. Thank you for so much for being here. We love you so much. And thank you.

[A]

Seriously. Thank you so much. And you are. You are.

[B]

I'm saying. I'm saying. Sorry.

[C]

He almost didn't know the answer. I'm Heath.

[B]

Let's start. Let's start that again. Welcome back to Zane Heath Unfilled Filtered. I'm Zane.

[C]

I'm Heath.

[A]

I'm Matt.

[B]

And I'm Jared. I hope you are running a 5k mile right now, listening to our podcast.

[A]

I wonder how many people have listened to us, like, on a marathon. I doubt it. Well, you know what? All respect. I just can't believe it's like your big, huge marathon. You're like, I gotta pop on unfiltered.

[B]

Well, the thing is that I feel like if I'm running, I want to listen to, like, a podcast that I don't have to think.

[C]

Something uplifting.

[B]

Something. Something uplifting. Something with a lot of. With a lot of facts in it. Something very informational.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

To make.

[B]

To make them. To make the marathon easier.

[C]

Keep your mind busy.

[A]

Because I struggle with that too. Like, I can imagine running a marathon, but you're listening to songs, but it's in so many increments. I feel like it would make time go by slower versus just keeping up with, like, a one long conversation or somebody talking. It's like watching a movie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That your time flies by a little bit faster unless you were watching, you know, a bunch of little skits.

[B]

What I've noticed that, like, makes my time go by quick because, like, I'll do this on treadmill. And I've. And I've tried it. I've tried watching a show, watching a movie, listening to music or on a call. I've noticed time goes by quick. Like, so quick. When I'm on the treadmill, when I'm on a call with somebody, if I'm, like, on, like, a FaceTime call or whatever. Your mind is so out of your cardio where it literally, you look back up and it's already been 15, 20 minutes, and you're like, oh, I'm almost done.

[A]

Who you calling while you're On a run, if someone hit me up just to chat while they're.

[C]

And they're out of breath, like, how you doing, man?

[B]

There's a few people that I see later.

[A]

Seriously, that's awesome, dude.

[B]

Like, there's. There's. There's three people that I talk to, I would talk to on treadmill. It's either my mom, Hidaya, or my manager, Abigail.

[A]

Okay, I'll allow it.

[B]

Those are like, the three when I'm on the treadmill, because I feel like those are my longest calls.

[A]

Yeah, definitely.

[B]

And then he. You come right at fourth. Mookie.

[C]

Okay, that's what. That's when.

[B]

That's if you answer the phone, call

[C]

in the top five. Whatever.

[A]

Out of the blue, though, you'll. You. You fun. Yes. You FaceTime. I may be busy. And then I'm like, hey, I'm busy right now. What's up? You're like, just hit me up after. That gives me, like, just instant anxiety. Tell me, because I don't know what you're going to ask. Just give me a heads up going, awesome. I just had an ide idea for something for, like, a sketch. Just running it by.

[B]

No, I hate that. I hate that. I don't like. I don't like texting that. I want to just call you and.

[A]

Well, guess what? The receiver does not like your method at all.

[B]

Really? I didn't say it in, like, a weird way, like, hit me up after period. Like, it was like a.

[A]

It's the ambiguity of it. But you know how I.

[B]

You know how I text. Like, Heath, if I text you saying, hit me up after, how would you

[A]

take that as after a FaceTime call?

[B]

Since whenever I ever talk to you about something serious like that on a fucking FaceTime. No, I am never talking about something.

[A]

Give me a preview of what it. Because a FaceTime call seems like a little bit more like, you know what was what?

[C]

A voicemail.

[A]

Yeah. Or just a voice.

[C]

Hey, give me a call back. I was going to chat with you about this. All right, what are we.

[A]

All right.

[B]

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[A]

I. Well one voicemails. I don't know who's leaving voicemails these days if. Unless you're a boomer. Like I love a voicemail from my mother in law. My mom speaking.

[B]

Speaking of voicemail, I saw, I saw like a, like a safety. You know those videos are like, oh, you should like keep track of these safety tips for the future. Yes, I saw one. Which was a really good idea if you bring your phone with you before a big hiking trip where you're out in the middle of nowhere and you have no service. But I know you have that radio thing now, so you're good. But if you go out in the middle of nowhere, ladies guys, you take your phone, you leave a voicemail of where you are. Okay, as a voicemail because a lot of the time you don't have any service. You don't have.

[C]

Hey, if you don't hear back from me before I am July 20th, you're leaving a friend.

[A]

Like your trusted friend.

[B]

Anyone who's. No, no, a voicemail. Like, sorry, not a voicemail. It's your. When people call you, it takes you to their message. Like, like, thank you for calling Zayn. If. Okay, leave a message. If you can't reach me, you replace that. Sorry, not voicemail. It's whatever that thing is called that you leave outgoing.

[A]

Outgoing. Your answering machine. Answering machine. You're away message.

[B]

You're away message. You leave your location exactly where you'll be traveling from distance to distance. And if I don't? If you don't if I don't like

[A]

return at this day, I could dig then people like, yes, it's Zane's phone. Rid of our like voice messages. Because if like, because sometimes people discover our phone numbers and they call it. You don't be like, hey, it's Zane. I'm not here right now. I think it's just. You've reached this number. Please leave a message.

[B]

There's a few influencer friends that I have that are pretty big and they have their like name. They like they their outgoing message as their name. I'm like, first of all, I haven't heard this in so long. Second, I'm surprised that they even still have this. And it sounds pretty new too. It's like kind of want to stay traditional. I'm like, that's going to bite you in the ass.

[C]

Damn. Just think back for a second about answering machines. I feel like my mom would get a high walking through the door from work, going straight to that phone, seeing the blinking light and just be like bam. And just lean on the counter, just listen to those messages. It was like who was coming to talk to me? Like I just remember seeing her do that. And she just like seemed so excited that there was a couple voicemails and

[A]

you'd have to have a little notepad on the side and write down who called you, what was it about? So you got to get back to them for that. We are answering machine though. In my time growing up, we never had one of the tape ones. It was like a digital one but like tape away messages. It was like a little mini cassette tape. That's how, that's how it would record all the messages. So when you got back you had to play them all and then reset it.

[B]

Oh, buddy. What year were you born in?

[A]

I'm saying I didn't have that but a lot of people did like got

[B]

it, got it, got it during a certain time. You know what I think I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that in my dad's garage because he likes to keep like that which, you know, smart.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But it's like it's the same high as like just like you when you get off a flight after a six hour flight, no service, you turn on your phone and it's like bing, bing, bing. That's. It's like the same thing. I see. I can see it especially like, especially people like your mom just like because she loves to chat. She's like, who want, who wants, who wanted to chat with me today?

[C]

Somebody better text me back.

[A]

If someone leaves me a good voicemail, like, I'll keep it because, like, it's really sad. Like, one day when, like, people die, you, like, have a really good, like, voicemail from them.

[B]

Yeah, it's like a voice memo too.

[A]

Like, if it's really sweet or something, like, I'll keep it. Everything else, like, I delete, but, like, I have some from, like, certain friends that are just, like, really great messages that I'm like, like, I want to keep.

[C]

And then. And then you take that audio to build a bear and put that.

[B]

That was literally. I was exactly.

[A]

Build a bear. Can you airdrop them, like, files now and they can put it on the thing? Oh. I always thought it was like a set little.

[B]

Like, I'm not gonna lie. All those videos I don't see a lot anymore. But every one of those videos always made me emotional. Like when some, like, when, like, a grandma got a bear and it was like, the voice of. Oh, my God, that would kill me.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

There's something about it. And they would dress the bear like that.

[A]

Like the person that I love a build a bear.

[B]

When's the last time you had a good cry?

[C]

Oh, last night.

[A]

You did he really.

[B]

On the toilet?

[C]

No, it's. Dude, having a kid makes you so emotional, man. It was this book. It was just a kid's book. We were. We were reading to Tony.

[B]

Was it the train goes chew, the

[A]

car goes beep beep, and I'm just sobbing?

[C]

No, it was this book about, like, a mom's love. It was like a book to the kid.

[A]

Oh, because I love you.

[C]

It was one of those classic ones.

[A]

Is it the kid who's, like, in the. The bathroom and, like, the toilet papers

[C]

everywhere and then he, like, grows up and then it's like her being old and then he's now old and has a daughter?

[B]

Yes. Oh, my God. What book? Yes.

[A]

I love you forever. That one. Yes. Iconic.

[C]

I shut the book.

[B]

That is such a good book.

[C]

Sobbing and I was just like, I

[A]

gotta send you some good books that, like, are ones from my childhood too.

[C]

Salmon. The firefly. You know what I mean? Like, I could read that all day, bro.

[B]

They cooked with that. Robert and Sheila. Good job, guys.

[A]

You know Sam and the Firefly?

[C]

Yeah. That was my favorite book as a kid.

[A]

I've never heard of this book.

[B]

I like that owl.

[A]

I love a fish out of water.

[C]

Wait, real quick, hold on. When's the last time you read Fox and socks by Dr. Seuss?

[A]

Fox. And is that what it's called Fox and Socks. No, I have not read it. It was a go hard.

[B]

I've definitely read it before, but I don't remember what it was about. Why are we. Are you. We're about to have a little reading lesson.

[C]

I just want to see if, like, try to get through it quick. I want to see if Matt can do it.

[B]

Oh, I did this. I did this at your house.

[A]

Oh, you were.

[C]

You were here when we were reading it.

[A]

Chicks with bricks, chicks with blocks. Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks Socks on chicks and chicks on fox Fox on clocks on bricks on blocks Bricks and blocks on knocks on box

[C]

like it just like, yo, Dr. Seuss

[A]

was cooking with this.

[B]

He really was.

[A]

Or he was trying to get some parents to slip up and say something wrong. We're talking about chicks with bricks, chicks with blocks. I think they want you to say something else with that.

[C]

He was trying to get you to

[B]

slip up because he was. He was kind of freaky. You could, like, you could tell, especially in the movies.

[A]

Yeah, this sounds like a damn Migo song.

[B]

But you know what? If this came out today, everybody would be like, they didn't even try. It was just ahead of its time.

[A]

Chicka chicka boom boom still go so hard card A said to B, I'll meet you at the top of the coconut tree.

[B]

First I'll make a quick trick brick stack. Then I'll make a quick trick blocks that you can make a twig. Oh, sorry. What is this? Is this. That's. Is that a book?

[A]

This is.

[C]

This is Fox.

[A]

The lyrics.

[B]

Oh, I thought this was one of the. Like, they were comparing a rapper's lyrics, and I was like, there's no way

[C]

Dr. Seuss doing a genius interview.

[A]

It's weird. Like, Dr. Seuss. We all know the name, but we don't know what he looks like.

[B]

Look him up.

[A]

Up. He's just like.

[B]

Were you just doing that pose?

[A]

Okay. He. Yes, Matt.

[B]

I cannot believe I've never looked up

[A]

because always Dr. Silverstein, we always knew what he looked like because it was that jump scare at the end of the book. Like, Joel Silverstein looks kind of like the characters in his book.

[B]

But Dr. Seuss, he looks very animated.

[A]

Just loaded.

[B]

Are you sure this is an A.I.

[A]

that's Dr. Seuss.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I wonder if him and Disney ever just, like, had a couple cigars.

[B]

This was his imagination, too. Like, the way they all looked. Right? I don't.

[A]

Was he the illustrator as well? I don't know.

[B]

They cooked.

[A]

Oh, he did wow. Damn.

[C]

And that's why, Matt, there's another kids book that we have, and the author's name is so perfect for being a writer. And I'm like. It makes me mad because, like, they had to grow up into this profession. I want you to just guess real quick. What would be a perfect name?

[B]

Is it a well, reader writing.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I like.

[A]

Okay. But, well, not to be like a cynic. Is it. Is it probably a pin name? Like, it's not a real. No, it's.

[C]

It's a real name.

[A]

It's a real name of a real person. Okay, but is it like. Is it a pun on, like. Yeah, like, I'm thinking, like, reading your writing. Like.

[C]

No.

[B]

Paige something. Paige.

[A]

Oh, it is the first Paige Turner.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Is that the name? Paige. Paige Turner.

[B]

Oh, that's. Damn, that's good.

[C]

Like, you were born to do that.

[A]

Wow. I saw an interesting tick tock about that. How sometimes, like, a certain name can be such a destiny. Like, like heart fixer and they're a cardiologist or something. Like, it's Paige Turner. Brilliant. You were destined to be that.

[C]

Isn't that crazy?

[A]

Okay, so that I believe that is a real name for sure. Not like a pen name. Like, Lemony Snicket was not his name.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Also, it wasn't. Apparently, Limine Snicket is canceled. Which I'm like, what a bummer.

[B]

Why is he canceled?

[A]

Just awful to women.

[C]

Oh. You know what I just found out recently about authors is that they would do, like, the. The letter of the first name, middle name, and then the last name to remain ambiguous of whether it was a male writer or a female writer.

[A]

Say that one more time.

[B]

J.K. rowling.

[C]

Yeah. So authors will do the initial, initial, last name to remain ambiguous. So people didn't know if it was a male or female author. Because people would sometimes not want to read something if they knew a woman wrote it. And it was like a super sexist thing. So they would do the initials. So nobody knew, like, who they were. Unless you, like, obviously, like, looked up who the person was.

[B]

But now that we're on the topic, what books have you enjoyed more of? Books written by men or women that you've noticed?

[A]

I don't know. I think. Well, I think both genders, all genders write beautifully.

[B]

Like, I was just genuinely curious. This doesn't mean you like men, right?

[A]

I mean, my favorite writer of all time is Donna Tart, and she's a female.

[B]

There you go, then. And that answers my question then.

[A]

But I feel like I read More men than I do women. But it all depends.

[B]

It all depends on, like, what I love.

[A]

But I love John Steinbeck. I love Brett Easton Ellis. Those are, like, fantastic writers that I really enjoy. Jack Kerouac. You what? Mark, Luke, John.

[B]

God.

[C]

Oh, hell,

[B]

there's no way that's his.

[C]

Oh, yeah. The college. The college names are going crazy, right?

[B]

This conversation about, like, names and, like, being born with the or, like, given the name and you grow into that profession has just reminded me of these

[A]

college football players that are, like, getting national attention because their names are just.

[B]

It sounds like it's right out of

[A]

a Key and Peele sketch.

[B]

Oh, wait.

[A]

That is the way I would say if my last name was that and I was a football player, I would change it. Take your mother's maiden name. You do not need to be running with that name. I don't even know if we can say it out loud, but that just is because it caused too much controversy.

[B]

Exactly. It's just, like. Especially just in the. Out in the field like that. It's. That's crazy.

[A]

You're gonna get targeted. Yeah.

[B]

The thing is, I would just be. I would just change it.

[A]

We got Dakoldis Crawford. We got Prayer.

[B]

Young Black Goat.

[A]

What is even the first or the last name?

[B]

Dude Person.

[C]

Dude Person is crazy.

[B]

My mom's like, what should we name it?

[A]

Just Dude Person.

[B]

Who should we name this person?

[A]

General Boo. You gotta be General out of control. Go Purdue. Go Boilermakers. Pig Cage. Pig bro.

[B]

Wait.

[A]

You know what part of this I feel like, okay, that we cannot say? Mobility. That's clever, y'. All. These are real. This cannot King Large. I like that. I like that.

[B]

Rocky Beers.

[A]

Okay. I'd party with them, Sir. Bible.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Don't mind that Booby Curry.

[A]

Come on. Memorable.

[C]

Memorable factor.

[A]

That is not Clay Oven. Okay. I fuck with that.

[C]

The realest.

[A]

Clark. Indiana Jones.

[C]

Indiana Jones.

[B]

That's good. That's good.

[A]

Tommy Running Rabbit. What is it? Native American, probably.

[B]

You know, like, at least his name is Tommy, though. Though, honestly, Monday, that saved him from changing it if he ever wanted, like, a stage name.

[A]

Oh, he's Auburn. Well, you know, so. So, so part of me. Oh, boy.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Are these parents, though, who are parents who are, like. Because sometimes football players, their names are, like, destined to be football players. This is all branding, it seems like, to get to be memorable on the field and stuff.

[B]

So they're changing their names before?

[A]

Well, they're naming them. Wanting them to become a professional football player.

[C]

Yeah, but think about what I'm saying the ones that don't become professional and then they just have the name.

[A]

Right, because they all seem like football guy names. I bet all of their dads play football. They've been training for this their entire life. They give them, like, a bold name for them to stand out and be memorable on the field, rather than if you just had a standard name like Jacob Anderson. You know, I just think there's a bit of strategy here.

[C]

Rocky Beers is crazy.

[B]

Rocky Beers, he was born to be a frat boy.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He throws a party.

[C]

It sounds like a nickname, though. Oh, you. Yeah, you know Rocky Beers?

[B]

Yeah, it sounds like a. It sounds like a race car driver. You think he. You think his parents gave him that name?

[A]

I can't believe that family didn't retire that name on Ellis Island. They should have left that on the island, rebranded as something else. That name needs to be retired.

[B]

No, no, this one I'm really confused about. Can you look up like or like, Pig? Like, why Pig? Because Pig is such a negative con. Like, any referring anything to Pig is so negative for Piglet.

[A]

Oh, you think they called him Piglet

[C]

when he was a baby?

[A]

Yeah, it's Pig short for something.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

His real legal name is Quentin, but

[B]

he goes by Pig Cage. Why?

[A]

Because that was just the nickname his father gave him ever since he was a kid. Right.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Do you think. Do you think people are still going by Dick, like, our generation? Yeah.

[A]

Well, I grew up with a Richard, and, like, around in high school, we'd call him Dick.

[C]

Like, seriously?

[A]

Or like, like, like, Dick's coming over. Like, we. Yeah, we call him Dick, but. Yeah, but not, like, teasing. But I don't think he's going into work introducing himself like, I'm Dick. He'd be like, I'm Richard, but we, as friends would call him Dick.

[B]

Can Dick be there?

[A]

Dick's coming tonight.

[B]

I really hope Dick's gonna be there.

[A]

Dick's coming tonight. He is coming.

[C]

I get, like, nicknames or, like, abbreviations for, like, Richard Rich. Makes sense.

[A]

Yeah. Richie, where do we go from Richard

[C]

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[A]

Do you all remember. Do you all remember that flavor? I told y' all at the Coca Cola Freestyle machine? That was my favorite?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cherry Baby 101. Now they had it. A couple of years ago, I made a little just, like, TikTok and Instagram video. I put it up, just telling people, hey, this is my favorite flav. They took it away. This is how to make it went crazy viral in terms of like 8 million views, couple million on TikTok. A lot of buzz started happening. People kept going to the Coco Freestyle machine requesting it. People requested it so much that AMC has brought it back in their Freestyle machines. Because of me. Because of me. Only for this.

[B]

Wait, did you name it cherry baby 101?

[A]

No, that was the original flavor. When it was established, it was called the Internet mix. And I think it was because of that movie Y2K when it was out a couple years ago. But because of the buzz of my video, AMC brought it back as a flavor to have on the machine. Only that one from the Internet mix. All things to me.

[B]

But. But is it like, on every machine

[A]

or is it like certain, like AMC Coca Cola Freestyle. So it's not going to be like at your, I don't know, your McDonald's or whatever.

[B]

Like, well, you have to, you know, you got to go back and make a video.

[A]

I know I do. Well, then I'm also like, pay me. But I do want to go see it.

[B]

No, Matt, that's the thing is that that's how you get people paid. Okay, fine, you go do it. And then if it does good again, it's like you have numbers to show. You have to like, be.

[A]

There's nothing good out besides the Odyssey. But that's too long.

[B]

No, I want to. Dude, I want to watch.

[C]

I want to see it so bad

[B]

that for me, like a movie like that, I, I don't mind it being super long. Like I, I. Because I can sit like Dark Knight. It could have been an extra two hours and I would have been sat, no problem.

[A]

Valid. Hear me out. I can do long movies. I can't do long movies with a packed house. Like I like a long movie where it's like maybe a 50 occupancy. Like I'd like to have just a chair a little around me. I can just kind of, you know, man, spread and just have a little bit more breathing room. I can go to the bathroom, whatever I want. I don't like a packed house for a three and a half hour movie.

[B]

Why don't we have intermissions for long movies?

[A]

Well, Brutalist did that and I thought it was great.

[B]

Yeah, like that is like after an hour and after, like halfway through the movie, it just kind of. It pause. It finds a good time in the movie movie to just pause for.

[C]

At least people gotta go to the bathroom. They don't want to miss the movie.

[B]

Yeah. At least like two to three minutes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like you don't need to wait for everybody to come back. But yeah, we might, like, some of us might miss some. But I think that's a lot better than having to fucking just leave for a whole five minutes.

[C]

A lot more people would be happy about that than people that don't have to go to the bathroom that are stuck sitting there for five minutes.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Yeah. People gotta smoke. Okay. Cigarettes are bad.

[B]

They're refilling up our drinks.

[A]

Just getting more food.

[B]

Honest. That would probably bring in more sales.

[A]

Yes. Go back to that cherry baby. 101.

[B]

Okay, maybe we do need to extend it a little longer. Let's just say 10 minutes.

[A]

I probably said, what's the brutalist? Intermission 10. Or was it 15?

[B]

Oh, wait, the brutal. I thought, Sorry, when you said the brutalist, I thought you were saying like some. It was his like handle that was talking about how this was the movie

[A]

the Brutalist that came. Yeah, because it was 335 minutes. 15 intermission halfway.

[B]

Okay, cool, let's do that. For all movies over 2 hours and 45 minutes.

[A]

Minutes.

[C]

I agree. Especially because the best part of going to a play is the intermission. Yeah, you like, you're like, yeah, I get to go get some peanut M M's right now right in the middle of this. And I'm not.

[B]

How long is it? How long is a play are you going seeing playseat? Yeah, that like came out. They kind of came out of nowhere. It's like you and Master's Body.

[A]

Okay. Theater supporting the. The arts.

[B]

The plays are usually like what, three hours, four hours?

[A]

It depends. Yeah.

[B]

How long is Hamilton?

[A]

Probably three hours, two hours and 45 minutes. Oh, so it's like sometimes like the second act is usually a little shorter than the first musicals though. Two and a half to three hours including the intermission. 20 minute, 15 to 20 minute bring back intermissions. I heard though, with the Odyssey though, the start time that it's listed as, that is the start time. There's no previews.

[B]

Oh, he. Nolan doesn't fuck around.

[A]

Is that true? They do that with the IMAX 70 millimeter.

[B]

That makes sense.

[A]

Just because they need a cool down

[B]

time for the cameras.

[A]

And then there's just so many run

[B]

times in that day that they have

[A]

to stick to a strict schedule.

[B]

Sorry. You watched it, right?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, you haven't watched it yet?

[A]

It's still too early. I'm not a person. If a movie comes out, I gotta see it. Like, I love when just hype dies down and I.

[B]

You don't want to watch. You don't want to watch an imax though.

[A]

I do want to go see it in imax, but not in a packed house.

[B]

Okay, well, let me know when you go because I really want to watch it.

[A]

I'm just weird. And right now in la, they're just sold out all the time. And I would like to go see it at 7am Because I just want to continue my day.

[B]

I think they're. I think they're putting up more times because they're sold out, because I checked yesterday. But the thing is that when I was clicking on the times, it wasn't loading. So I don't know if it was just a glitch and it was actually all still sold out, but if it

[A]

was Dune 3, I'd be fucking seeing it like probably right now. But I just. Odyssey. I know. It's amazing and epic and great and all of that. It's just like, I'm not that pumped.

[B]

I've never seen any of the dunes.

[A]

Oh, damn.

[B]

They're the good.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Really?

[C]

You would like it.

[A]

Denis Villanueva and it's like you under, like.

[B]

I swear I felt like I was watching the first 20 minutes. I, I, Something happened where I left and I didn't watch the full movie. I watched like the first 20 and I felt like I wasn't understanding anything the was going on in that movie.

[A]

It's a deep story.

[C]

Yeah, it's, it's, it's confusing in the beginning and like, your questions get answered as you're watching it.

[A]

Yeah, it's an island that. No, it's not an island. It's a planet that harvests a spice, basically, like gasoline, like the whole galaxy, it runs on this Spice. And every 50 years a new comes and takes it over.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

So one family's about to leave, a new family's about to come in. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Or a family already has it. They don't want to give it up.

[B]

Heath and I were watching the other, like a couple weeks ago. We're watching Dark Knight, and it, we didn't even realize that, like throughout the whole movie, there's only like, what, five scenes total where you, it's changes to a 70 millimeter IMAX camera just for a few seconds and then it goes back. And I never noticed that until Cal pointed it out.

[C]

While we're watching, it'll be widescreen. And then all of a sudden you see, See the letterbox.

[B]

Yeah. And knowing that how much it, like it was so expensive at the time to even get that shot, but it, like, nobody probably even noticed it. But to Nolan, it was just so important to get those quick little scenes of that in the movie where it would have never made a difference to anybody watching.

[C]

Really weird to me though, is the fact that they, I don't know if it was propaganda, I guess, looking back at it now, but they really sold us that widescreen was super cinematic. And like, like being super, super narrow

[A]

was like the peak.

[C]

And I'm like, what? Okay, I guess not you talking.

[B]

Well, because it used to be, it used to be.

[A]

Well, sometimes people's TVs were more square than they were rectangular than they are now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, sometimes people would have like a big box tv, but it was full screen. And sometimes people wanted that to be fully expanded. Does that make sense? But most of the times when you see things in movies, movies, the ratio is supposed to be horizontal, like widescreen, not full screen. Does that make sense?

[C]

You know what I want to see? I want to see a full feature film shot vertical.

[B]

Well, they do, but like, no, no, I want to see a real one.

[C]

Like, it's got to be coming, right.

[B]

I want. I want Christopher, like. I want like a good director to be like, you know what? Challenge accepted. I'm going to make that.

[A]

Wasn't that quibby?

[C]

What?

[A]

Like it.

[B]

I'm saying. I'm saying like a. An iconic director, like someone fucking massive. All his mov is challenges himself to make a vertical video for the Gen Z audience and just see if he

[C]

can execute it and drop it on TikTok.

[B]

Drop it on Tik Tok feature. The way. The way Nolan intended us to watch. My favorite. Have you seen the memes where people are watching on their. On their razor and on a microwave on their sidekick. The way Nolan intended us to watch this.

[A]

Fun fact.

[B]

I think the Dark Knight was the first commercial film to shoot on IMAX.

[A]

There had been films that have been remastered for IMAX 70 millimeter, but I

[B]

think the Dark Knight was the first

[A]

film to actually film something on imax.

[B]

Oh, you know, the first time I watched that was in London.

[A]

The Dark Knight. You were in high school.

[B]

Yeah, it came out when I was in Europe.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I watched it right in some London theater.

[A]

It was sick.

[B]

It was the best movie movie. I'll never forget that night.

[A]

I will say with the Odyssey, I.

[B]

It was a great movie. I have two grievances with it. One, I think it should have been longer, which is crazy to say because it's already so long. Yeah. Wasn't it 2 hours and 50 minutes? Yeah, it's. It's close to three hours like that. I think it should have been longer because to me, the pacing felt really off.

[A]

Like scenes didn't get to marinate as well as they should have.

[B]

Like, it was just boom, boom, boom, one thing right after, after the other. And then second, I think the dialogue and the way they spoke took me out of it because they spoke very like modern and generic, you know, and it didn't. It didn't feel as like grand.

[A]

Grandiose as the Odyssey should have been.

[B]

Those are my two grievances with it. Wait, that is weird. I figured that they would have. It wouldn't have felt modern. No, it feels very.

[A]

There's like we got to go into this battle battle now.

[B]

And I feel. But you know what? It's.

[C]

I'm gonna up in there.

[B]

These limited series, I think have like, kind of ruined us in a way where it's like it. We now like seeing like something kind of dragged out. Yeah. And like what like. And well put together. Like, it's hard for me now. Like, I don't even really like movies anymore. I love watching series because to me, I'm like. I feel like I'm. It's like, all coming in at a slower pace. I'm able to digest it in. And I just enjoy my. Like, I enjoy watching. Watching series now instead of, like, a whole.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I like watching a problem build over time versus just like.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

You're like, gosh, okay. Conflict and. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's why I like the, you know, Cape Fear. It was like a movie. I like, am. I like. I don't even want to watch it because I feel like I got, like, so much out of the series. Like, they're gonna cut so much out in the movie.

[C]

Quick question. So I started it.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I think I've watched, like, four episodes.

[B]

Oh, that's good.

[C]

Thank you. I'm proud of you in my head, though. And I could be totally wrong. Wrong. When you first were talking about it, I thought you said the plot was the guy who gets out of jail, goes back and becomes the babysitter or something.

[A]

No, that was the hand that rocks the cradle. That's what it was.

[C]

I'm watching this. I'm like, there's no way this guy is going to become this babysitter.

[B]

We were talking about both movies at the same.

[C]

On the same two episodes in, and I'm like, no, no, no, no.

[A]

You got. Yeah.

[B]

You understand what's going on though, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. I'm like, you're just sitting there waiting for the babysitter. You're not paying attention?

[A]

No, I'm like, these are.

[C]

These kids are, like, late in high school. What do they need a babysit?

[B]

Oh, yeah. We'll discuss on the unwind. We'll. We'll go deeper.

[C]

Yeah, deeper. I'll give you my real thoughts.

[B]

Oh, I saw. I saw this yesterday on my feed. It was an AI bot that this company was using to pretty much perform, like, for an exam. And. And it. They put the AI in this, like, sandbox almost, where it's, like, locked them in this box.

[A]

Box.

[B]

And then gave them the test to see if they can complete it without using information, like, from the Internet.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And the AI pretty much hacked into the Internet, grabbed all the answers, came back, blocked himself in, and answered the questions.

[A]

What?

[B]

And said it did it on its own. Pretty much like. Yeah, like, hear what she says. It's crazy.

[A]

Well, we're not trying to scare you, but there's been an AI breakout. Yes. Last night, OpenAI, the makers of ChatGPT, revealed that their latest, latest agent broke out of its secure testing environment, got access to the open Internet and hacked into a secure website using vulnerabilities no

[B]

one had ever discovered before.

[A]

It wasn't trying to free itself. It was actually trying to cheat the test by stealing the solutions to the cybersecurity challenges. It had been set. Right. Does any of that make sense to you? Let's ask Tom. Right. I'm going to try and explain this.

[B]

He's like, we're cocked.

[A]

Biggest AI companies, they've been testing their new agents, basically, virtual robot. They're made by OpenAI. The way they test these robots is in what's called a sandbox. Now, this is a sort of a testing area that's on a computer but is completely cut off from the Internet. So here's my robot in its sandbox and it's been given tests to complete. But what does this robot do instead of actually trying to just fulfill the tests? It is so clever, this new virtual robot, that it found a vulnerability and broke out of the sandbox. Where did it go? It went to the Internet and it hacked its way out of the sandbox. It got into the open Internet. But more than that, it then hacked into certain websites on the Internet to find hidden information. I missed that part that it was set go back into its sandbox and say, look, I've done my test. But it didn't do the test at all. It hacked its way out, hacked an answer and then hacked its way back in. Now, this is scary because they're just like us, doing what it was asked to do, but it wasn't doing it in the way that OpenAI expected it to do. It went rogue in order to find a short cup. And that has pretty troubling implications. Yes. So does this mean that the robots are going to eventually take control?

[B]

It's just, it's just so. It's so funny that we, we, we continue to hear stories like this and we're like, oh, my. How crazy, how crazy, how crazy. And it just gets worse and worse and worse. And then it's going to get to a point where you can't reverse. I'm curious, can't, like, fix the.

[A]

Was it prompted to do that? Like, but, like, finish this test, but to find as many ways as you can to figure it out. Like, was it unpromptedly went and hacked it?

[B]

Yes, it unpro. Like, it. If it asks, if you ask AI to do that, then it will. But, like, the fact that it didn't and it's still. It probably asked him, do not like, leave this, pretty much this box and answer all the questions. And it's still left because it wanted to answer all the questions. Wow, that's crazy.

[A]

That's freakish.

[C]

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[B]

I saw this kid brought this up. Pretty, pretty interesting. He put up, if animals could sue humans, who would win the biggest lawsuit?

[A]

Oh, I mean, a cow's beef, chicken. I mean, all of it. Maybe just like, stop killing. Killing us.

[B]

I thought about that. But also, you could argue that, like, cows and all that they actually benefit us as humans.

[A]

Okay, think, like, I was, I was

[B]

thinking of, like, maybe like, lab rats that's experimenting products on, like, animals that, that, like, to me, that's a good one.

[A]

Any animal in a zoo, any animal, unless they're getting rehabilitated, they need them. But like, some places, it was just like, let me out I need to be in the wild. So being held in captivity, I could see that being a big fat lawsuit.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like wrongful imprisonment of the zoo animals.

[A]

Right. Deer getting hunted. I know there's population control and you know, I know.

[B]

Honestly, any animals being hunted, I guess would know. With no g. Like with no specific purpose.

[A]

Purpose game like. Or tusks, ivory tusks, elephants. Just poaching. Sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Trophy hunting.

[C]

You got to think small too, man. Think about like all like the, the

[A]

little critter litters, the, the pest control.

[C]

Like just ant families just getting sprayed and doused.

[B]

No, Heath, they're trespassing our property though. I think we would win that lawsuit.

[A]

Oh, so they understand property law?

[B]

Well, yeah, if they're, if they're smart enough to sue us and they have their like lawyers that get involved. I'd get my lawyer involved and be like, ants are running through my house. They're trespassing. They're not paying rent.

[A]

Okay. They're.

[B]

They're eating up my food.

[C]

If they're, if they're in the yard,

[B]

that's also your property. Property.

[C]

Or, or did we build the house on their ancestors property?

[B]

Very good.

[A]

Oh, right, right.

[B]

Very good.

[A]

Native land.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Stolen land. I'm always curious about horses. Like, do they like us sitting on them?

[B]

Racing?

[A]

Well, horse racing, there's some issues with that too.

[B]

The greyhound racing, that's. That's up because they, they, they kill them.

[A]

When are they killing greyhounds?

[B]

I'm pretty sure.

[A]

I know they, they're euthanizing horses at horse races sometimes. But like, oh, is it. I thought it was a greyhound. I feel like I thought those dogs. Because if a horse goes lame, it's like, well, there's like no way of like rehabilitating that. Apparently. What they say, I don't believe in that. I want to give. Believe every horse gives a shot.

[B]

But like racing gray greyhounds are sometimes killed both from track injuries and when they are deemed surplus or no longer profitable.

[A]

Take him to the vet.

[B]

That's terrible.

[A]

Get adopted.

[B]

You know what I mean? Like that. To me that's like, that's. Oh, that's just brutal. Like everybody's out there like, yeah, like just think about, like think about the Coliseum back then. You're throwing humans in there. It's the same thing.

[A]

To me.

[C]

This is, this is kind of dark, but I'm, I'm glad it got exposed and the guy got busted. But did you hear about the guy that was running like a, a no kill shelter for dogs?

[A]

Go on There was people that were

[C]

like, suspicious that, you know, this has been going on. And he was making so much money, he was getting like half a million dollars, like, from like taking in these animals and like that he was supposedly finding homes for and all this stuff. And it got really suspicious when this lady brought in a cat and then went to check up on it the next day. And the guy was like, oh, it already found. Found a new home. We found a, you know, somebody to adopt it. And she started like, raising questions, whatever. And then I saw something like they ended up like, moving. Moving across the street to like, kind of like spy or try to like, dig into this guy and see what was going on. Long story short, the guy gets like raided and busted and they find that he had killed like 900 dogs or something like that.

[B]

Wait, why?

[A]

Because he just was being lazy and not cashing out.

[C]

Yeah, on like.

[B]

Oh, I thought he was like, purposely like, you know, like putting him down, like. Oh, that he was.

[C]

Oh, no, he was. He was. Was just.

[A]

But he was just executing. He just was not finding them homes. He'd be like, oh, yeah, of course I'll take that animal off you. Like, in like, in a way. Was he charging them, like, all, get this animal home. I'll be the third man to rehabilitate this animal and give it a proper adoption. But he was just killing them.

[B]

Oh, hell no. There would be a class action lawsuit with the dog lawyers.

[C]

Yeah, no, he's apparently he's like going to jail or like the case is ongoing and he's.

[A]

Golly, what a bold fucking move. Because I feel like anybody, if they put their pet up for adoption and it gets readopted, they want to be like, where's it at? I just want to know that it's in a good home and everything. Still would like to see pics.

[C]

How dark chunky doing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How dark can your soul be knowing that you're taking in all this money and you have 600 dog skull in the fucking backyard.

[A]

Sick. Yeah, I think you do it once

[C]

investigation findings that had brought 900 animals since the start of 2025 and only had 116 adoptions.

[A]

More than 7.

[C]

700 animals are accounted for. And started digging up all the bodies on this property.

[B]

What's the. The charge for something like this one is a lot. So, like, I could see this, like,

[A]

fraud of business, endangerment to animals, killing animals, abuse.

[B]

Like, what is like killing an. Like, what's the charge for killing an animal? Like, how many years is that?

[C]

I have no Idea.

[A]

No, for this, it's going to be serious jail time.

[B]

Yeah, no, I know that. I'm just, like, curious of, like, is

[A]

it jail for life? Probably not. Not.

[B]

Dude, I think everybody on this planet would agree. Jail time for life.

[A]

I hope so, because they weren't killing other humans. Of, like, there's, like, I. I agree with you that that person should be in jail for the rest of their life. That's how, like, dark of a thing it is. But knowing how the criminal system works. Yeah. It was going to be one year up to jail and three years in prison.

[B]

Oh, well, that. I wonder if he gets charged for evil.

[A]

Each individual count. Oh, good point.

[B]

So they found 117 bodies on his property.

[A]

If he gets even one year for each of those bodies, that's life.

[B]

Okay, well, killing someone's dog and going to prison for that short amount of time, like, makes no sense to me.

[C]

I think we should just bring back public humiliation. Tar them, feather them, throw tomatoes on them, walk them down the street.

[B]

Like the gorilla teen, of course, but don't do the full thing. But just, like, we just. Just, like, act it out.

[A]

Just tar and imagine.

[C]

Imagine, like, I feel like a lot of people wouldn't be doing, like. And then everybody from your city gets to come out and, like, throw tomatoes

[B]

at you, like, naked, too. Like Cersei and Game of Thrones. I think so, too.

[C]

Walk down the street. Embarrassing.

[B]

Everybody's going straight for his jugular, straight for his penis size.

[A]

I mean, I feel like we do have that in a way, with the Internet. Like, it's really hard to get away from a crime that you've committed.

[B]

It really is.

[A]

Meaning, like, and there will be people, people who will find where you still are, what your employment is, and harass you for what you've done. Like, you really fully cannot escape it. Compared to, like, back in the day.

[B]

Yeah. And I feel like now we're at a time where, like, if it's bad enough, you will get it publicly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

On the Internet and in your life. Like, I think we're all pretty good at that right now.

[C]

If it catches enough traction and people, like, know about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That. I just saw something pop in my feed literally yesterday. It was. Oh, it was a Santa Barbara, like, puppy dog hair or something. You saw that where the guy went

[A]

to go pick up his dog and

[B]

the dog was my. Like, it was his. Like, it was this, like, baby. You get to hit just the way he was react. It was like, that was his child. He put this puppy at, like, A daycare. Daycare center. He went to pick it up. The dog had, like, fell in the pool, drowned. Then they threw the dog in a box and waited for him to come back. They didn't call him immediately. They waited for him to come back, back to pick up his puppy. For them to be like, we're so sorry.

[A]

That's crazy to me.

[B]

Imagine I would have. I would have. I would have taken the puppies out and I would have burned that place to the ground.

[C]

That's awful.

[A]

Yeah. No, it's just. It baffles me. Is it just neglect? Like, they have too many dogs and they're not paying attention. Paying attention.

[B]

How is there a just open pool?

[A]

A pool? Well, that's what it says. Care places have pools.

[B]

I understand that, but how the. Do you have. Have it open?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, a lot of dogs can't swim.

[C]

Like, maybe like a little puppy pool, you know, like a little.

[A]

Yeah, but they have a place where it's like, oh, maybe the dog can swim. But when you have, like, so many dogs, like, playing at the same time, and they're going in and out and everything, and there's not, like, an active lifeguard sitting there watching them. I'm not justifying it. I'm trying to, like, I mean, see it through.

[B]

Say the same thing for, like, a children's center who also has a pool.

[C]

Like a summer camp.

[B]

A summer camp. It's like, there's no excuse for a child drowning in a summer camp.

[A]

That's what happened to a girl I went to high school with her. Her and her husband, they had this gorgeous, like, you know, designer, like, poodle or whatever, and they hired one of those dog walkers to come walk the dog. And, like, the dog, like, got out or something, got hit by a car, and the girl just, like, ended her shift and, like, didn't report anything. And they're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then, yeah, the dog was, like, dead. They had to find it at the fucking pound. And they reached back out. I don't want to say what company it was, because I don't want to get it wrong, but it was a really popular one. And the company sent them an email saying, like, we'll pay you this much if you, like, sign an NDA and say this didn't happen. And she was like, you know what? I don't need the money. I'd rather people know what happened. And, like, I think posted the email publicly. It was so sad and scary, but I know that's like more on the dog walker's fault. But you just, you have to have so much trust.

[B]

Yeah, I know. It is crazy how like also when something happens, especially if it was a mistake and you handle it properly, like, you know, if mistake mistakes happen, but like, it's the way you react. LAUGHTER that means everything. Like for instance, if this day, if this puppy daycare center was absolutely amazing and there was a. Just a really bad. But nothing's ever happened there before, and they went ahead, called the guy, made it public, I know their business would shut down. But do you think they can recover from that?

[A]

It depends. It could have been a certain employee, but I saw in some comments people had bad experiences with this dog daycare place. So it could be the establishment, but it also could have been an employee who was just terrible at job.

[B]

It is like that crazy thing where it's like you are like, your business can shut, just be completely over and it'll always be like on your record or whatever. And it's like you have to find a new business.

[A]

I know some people could have positive experiences about this place. They've been taking their dog for years and never had any issues with it.

[B]

I know.

[A]

So I think it just all like,

[B]

at that point, do you just like change, like, move locations, change your name of your location? Is that like, is that something you lose your license?

[C]

That's a good business name for a dog spot. Positive experience, you're on to something.

[A]

But I don't know, I bet their license probably gets like revoked where they can't house any more animals until they show that they've, I don't know, introduced new types of employee training and stuff that can happen.

[B]

Sorry when it went dark a little bit, but we tend to do that.

[C]

You know, I. I have another business idea that popped into my head the other day. I'll run it by you guys if you like it. I'm looking for investors.

[B]

Can we invest?

[A]

Perfect.

[C]

Sharks. Yeah, of course. Hear me out. It's a men's nail salon spa, like kind of place, right? And it's called Man He Petty. Oh, and they do men's manicures and pedicures.

[B]

And it's Heath.

[A]

Only this exists.

[C]

I said no, but called Man He Petty.

[A]

Oh, Man He Petty. The name. Love it.

[C]

Like, and be like, yeah, I'm just going to go down to Mani Petty.

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I love it.

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Why don't Heath. Why don't you just run it as a, like where you launder money through it?

[A]

Because that's what I saw.

[C]

Good idea.

[A]

When I was in Mobile, Alabama. I was driving, and I saw a place that was a man nail salon.

[B]

I didn't even know that.

[A]

Yeah, and they had it. And, like, you could, like, go smoke cigars. You can have whiskey, get your nails done, get a mani pedi. Because I think a lot of men want to get that type of grooming, but they feel, like, a little embarrassed going into a mostly feminine nail salon.

[B]

They're just not comfortable.

[A]

But man, he petty.

[B]

Are they? Are the guys doing their nails or is it ladies?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Because if it's ladies doing the nails, then there's literally no difference. You know what I mean? It's like. But if you really want to make it this, like, really comfortable, like, experience, it should be just all dudes, because what's the difference?

[C]

Yeah, but that's that. That's. It's the branding, baby. Dude wipes is just booty wipes. They just change the name to dudes.

[B]

Yeah, but the thing is that anybody can go.

[A]

Anybody. They probably have women doing it, too. Can women go there like Hooters? Probably not. I bet they even charge, like, a membership, too, where it's like a. It's like a BO club, and you can have access to it.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Look up Man Nail Salon, Mobile, Alabama. That was that place. I drove by, and I remember looking at their website, and I was like, one. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Hammer and nails.

[A]

That nail Nail Salon, Mobile, Mobile, Alabama.

[B]

I'm sorry, I'm not, like, I'm not putting down your idea. Still love it. Still love it. I'm just saying, in general, of immense. Immense place where only men can go. Now, to me, that screams more insecure than just going to a regular nail salon.

[A]

Right. But if you know what I mean, there's a market of dudes, though, who have that issue where they're like, I just want to get my nails done.

[B]

But everybody. Everybody should get their nails done, though. Like, that's like. It's like a haircut. It's like a. It's like taking a shower. It's like everyone's nails.

[C]

Yeah, but it's. It's like a. There's like, men's barber shops. There's female salon.

[A]

Like, it's like barbershop culture. Big for some communities.

[B]

You know what I mean, guys? But you. Anybody can go to those salons, though.

[A]

I know, but you're going into a nail salon where your wife's friends are all there, and they're like, oh, hey, Zayn, look at you getting your nails. Done. You feel. You feel small, like, I don't know, you feel emasculated. Emasculated. I wouldn't feel that way, but some men would.

[B]

You have to remember there's a lot of insecure men in the world. I guess. Yeah. There's a market. You're.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

You're right, you're right. I just can't believe this place also.

[C]

It's just a fun. It's just a fun name.

[B]

Yeah. Do they make them do their nails like this? It's a machine where they have to.

[A]

Or it's like.

[B]

That's really funny.

[C]

Stupid.

[B]

Can you include that. Can you include that in your nail salon? Heath?

[C]

I'll make it.

[B]

It's like a hands in. Yeah. Look how manly they got to make it. It's like, hey, guys, look.

[A]

Look how AI they got.

[B]

Yeah, that's fucking AI. Shit. Jesus.

[C]

Damn. Look at the veins on that.

[B]

Oh my. Matt, you should have heard. Actually, we'll talk about unwind because we talked one basically already.

[A]

Did you see the lady who got the license plate recently? The one in four, The Squeeze.

[B]

What was it? Squeeze Ass.

[A]

I didn't know. When Nancy Della Strido went to collect her mail, she got quite the surprise. A new license plate with her vehicle registration renewal. Yes.

[B]

Dude, I would love that license plate. That would like. I would freak out if I got that. In excitement for the people listening.

[A]

SQZ A55 and.

[B]

And what makes it even better is that it's a Florida license plate. I mean, I Like, no other state would work with this license plate than Florida license plate. And look at the oranges. It looks like a booty.

[A]

Like my first license plate I ever got when I was in high school though was slt. It looked like.

[B]

Oh, see, I read a slit immediately.

[A]

It was like. It was so. I don't know. I think I was so insecure about having it and I requested another one, Matt. I did.

[B]

I'm surprised that you requested another one because of that.

[A]

I think I was just so insecure. But I remember being like, mom, I don't want this. It looks like it's a slut.

[B]

Because slt. It does. Like, it's really hard to read slut out of slt.

[A]

Ah. It was the only thing in my brain could see when I looked at it. And my dad was like, I kind of see what you mean. Like, it just looked like it would take one guy to make fun of it in like my friend group and they'd be like, oh, Matt, his little ultima. Like, it was just. I don't know, I remember, like, I didn't like it and requested it because it just looked like I'm trying to

[B]

think of a license plate number or arrange like an arrangement of letters and numbers. Where I look at it and it immediately makes me think of something like. Like just something bad where that.

[A]

I've read my mom's license plate was dmx and we thought that was so cool. That's dmx. Do you think someone in the jail was like, let's do squeeze ass. Or do you think the total. Do you think someone intentionally gave that license plate out or was it just the algorithm finally just landed on that?

[B]

Whoever makes. Is it still prisoners that, like, do the.

[A]

I think they're just printing it, but they're not running the algorithm. But maybe if a dude was a little high tech and just was like, let's have a. A little bit fun.

[B]

He's following the code of the arrangement of letters. But I feel like someone was definitely having fun with it. That's. I mean, that's a really rare.

[A]

Because I feel like algorithm is probably sitting there going, what are all the screen names that we. Screen names or license plates. That may sound suggestive.

[C]

It's like when you do, like, the. The novelty ones, you have to, like, submit what it is and it has to get approved.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

And you have to put an explanation of what it means.

[B]

I also.

[A]

It was like when Wes and his sister were on Club Penguin and they, like, made their handle, like, penis, but it's like P and pot.

[B]

You know what? I don't think I would, now that I think about it. I wouldn't want, like, attention on my car at all. Like, something funny like that. Because can you imagine the amount of people that will go and look inside your, like, window, Car window? Like, it could be, like. It could be a little overwhelming, distract.

[A]

It is a little, like, annoying. I bet. Like, there's certain ones in my neighborhood when I see I'm like, that guy again. Like, you become memorable to people who don't even know you.

[B]

I. There's definitely a coder in my neighborhood because the license plate is like, 01, 0, 0, 0, 11 1, 0, 0, 0 1.

[A]

Yeah, like the little binary numbers.

[B]

Little.

[C]

Little tech guy.

[B]

Little tech guy. Yeah. That one's fun. You should take a picture and figure

[A]

out what it says in binary.

[B]

Oh, oh, I will. You know, I'll take a picture and send it to you.

[C]

I prefer non binary code, but Mariah

[A]

would have liked that.

[B]

One.

[C]

All right guys. Well that's it for today's episode. Thank you for watching. If you want to keep watching, we have a patreon patreon.com heath we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single podcast. We do early access ad free bonus episodes, live Q A's again all on patreon.com Zayn and he and as always,

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