S5 Ep52: #254 - Robots are Taking Over

Summary

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered – S5 Ep52: #254 - Robots are Taking Over

Release Date: October 21, 2024

In this episode of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered," hosts Zane Hijazi and Heath Hussar delve into a variety of engaging topics ranging from arachnophobia and autonomous robots to Halloween traditions and the latest in horror cinema. Below is a detailed summary capturing the essence of their lively discussions.

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1. Arachnophobia and Spooky Decorations

The episode kicks off with Matt, Zane, and Heath immersing listeners in a Halloween-themed ambiance. They discuss their fears and dislikes of spiders, sharing personal anecdotes and expressing their discomfort around these eight-legged creatures.

• Matt shares his anxiety about encountering spiders, saying, "I can't even leave a spider. If I see one, I have to catch it." ([01:14])
• Zane adds, "And that's on bad acting," critiquing Matt's reaction to a simulated spider scare ([00:43]).
• Heath recounts a startling experience where a spider startled him at his front door: "I got hit right in the back of my... I threw the spider off me." ([01:46])

The trio also touches upon the prevalence of venomous spiders like the brown recluse, emphasizing the serious repercussions of spider bites and sharing concerns about their impact on daily life.

2. Tesla’s Cyber Cab and the Future of Autonomous Robots

Transitioning from arachnophobia, the conversation shifts to technological advancements, specifically Tesla's introduction of the Cyber Cab—a self-driving, autonomous vehicle aimed at revolutionizing personal and commercial transportation.

• Zane remarks on the affordability of the Cyber Cab: "That’s cheap as hell for..." ([11:22])
• Heath discusses the potential societal impacts, saying, "And then that would just be your mode of transportation. So you would make money on your car giving people rides." ([11:30])

The hosts ponder the integration of such robots into everyday life, debating privacy concerns and the practicality of having autonomous vehicles manage tasks like babysitting or emergency responses. They speculate on the robots' capabilities and limitations, highlighting both the futuristic appeal and the possible challenges of widespread adoption.

3. Halloween Costumes and Traditions

With Halloween approaching, Zane and Heath enthusiastically discuss costume ideas, sharing their creative processes and the challenges of selecting outfits that align with their personalities and preferences.

• Zane contemplates a unique costume: "So I'm going to be a goat," ([36:27])
• Matt suggests twisting popular themes: "You should be brat goat," infusing humor into costume planning ([39:28])

The conversation explores various costume inspirations, including iconic horror characters like Ghostface from "Scream" and Freddy Krueger from "A Nightmare on Elm Street." They reminisce about childhood Halloween experiences and the evolution of costume complexity over the years.

4. Horror Movies and Their Impact

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing recent horror film releases and classic horror franchises. The hosts share their thoughts on the effectiveness of horror elements, storytelling, and the psychological impact of these movies.

• Zane recommends a new film: "You have to go watch the movie with Demi Moore. It's called the Substance." ([53:07])
• Matt reflects on iconic horror moments: "The parents all decide to kill the real Freddy Krueger. And then Freddy Krueger threw out his house. That's why he has all burned and stuff." ([47:53])

They delve into how horror movies like "Scream," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," and recent releases incorporate themes of fear, suspense, and the supernatural, debating what makes a horror film truly terrifying versus merely gory.

5. Missing Persons and True Crime Discussions

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts engage in a sobering discussion about real-life missing persons cases and the complexities surrounding them.

• Matt narrates a case involving a severed head found in Chicago: "They went to the movie and she just confesses... 'You've caught the bad guy.'" ([70:21])
• Heath explores theories on how such cases remain unsolved: "Imagine being like, I did something horrible on Halloween... People would think it's just part of somebody acting." ([46:33])

They highlight the challenges law enforcement faces in solving these cases and the role of public awareness and community vigilance in aiding investigations. The conversation underscores the emotional and societal implications of unresolved disappearances and the lingering fear they evoke.

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Notable Quotes

• Matt: "We got skeletons. We got cobwebs. We got freaking bats up in here." ([00:30])
• Heath: "I just did something really helpful. One time you're like, wait a second." ([05:00])
• Zane: "I will say a robot would take so long to organize something." ([35:05])
• Matt: "You should hop right into it." ([55:00])

Conclusion

In this episode of "Zane and Heath: Unfiltered," listeners are treated to a blend of lighthearted banter and deep conversations about fears, technology, traditions, and societal issues. Zane and Heath's authentic and humorous approach makes complex topics relatable, providing both entertainment and insight. Whether discussing the fears that Halloween decorations evoke or contemplating the future of autonomous robots, the hosts maintain an engaging flow that keeps both regular listeners and newcomers captivated.

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Tune in every Monday morning for more unfiltered discussions as Zane and Heath navigate through the chaos and curiosity of their lives beyond the cameras.

Transcript

[Matt]

Lights are going up. Snow is falling down. There's a feeling of goodwill around town. It could only mean one thing. McRib is here. People throwing parties. Ugly sweaters everywhere. Stockings hung up by the chimney with care. It could only mean one thing. McRib is here. Participated in McDonald's for a limited time.

[Zane]

Leah and Jordan really killed it in here. They. They spooked this place up.

[Matt]

I'm scared for the people listening. We got skeletons. We got cobwebs. We got freaking bats up in here.

[Zane]

Freaking bats. Freaking love Halloween.

[Matt]

We got tombstones.

[Zane]

Matt, look behind you. You didn't even look before reacting.

[Matt]

I did. I looked a little bit before.

[Zane]

And that's on bad acting.

[Matt]

Do you guys have arachnophobia? I. I do spider scare you?

[Zane]

Yeah. Yeah, they do scare. Like, when. Whenever they, like, there'd be a few, like, videos that someone posts. Like, guys, look up this spider. I. I, like, shake. My hands are shaking before I type it in Google because I know it's gonna be like some giant, disgusting spider, and it, like, freaks me out.

[Heath]

They don't scare me. I just really dislike them.

[Matt]

Right. I'm scared about stepping on a spider or squishing spiders and all the little. The. If it's, like, pregnant and then they just. That's why when I see a spider, I'd like. I can't even leave a spider. If I see one, I have to catch it. Oh, you do a paper towel. See where even that will make it pop? I do the cup, piece of paper and just transfer it out.

[Zane]

Did we all watch that one video of the pregnant spider being. Yeah. Is that why we all think about.

[Matt]

Okay, yeah, that one video. Tons of them.

[Zane]

But, yeah, I like that. That video haunts me.

[Heath]

I just got hit in the neck by a spider today. I opened my front door to grab a package, and all of a sudden I got hit right in the back of my. I was like, what the. And I went like this. And I threw the spider off me, and it was on like. Like a big. Like, good.

[Zane]

Like a. Like a black window.

[Heath]

Black window.

[Zane]

A black window spider.

[Heath]

And I was just, like, creeped out. And you never know if they bit you or not. You kind of do that little panic. Yeah, you kind of, like, feel for.

[Matt]

A bump or you walk into a cobweb and you already know that. Like, you feel it. You're in the dark and you're just like, oh, God.

[Zane]

Like, you know why? Because we have. You trespassed a creature's home. It's like, just this nasty Disgusting feeling.

[Matt]

That, that you in a spider bite. That's not. I've never been. I don't think I've ever been bit by a spider. But it's not.

[Zane]

I think there's, I think there's certain bites that we see where we don't realize they're spider bites. But they are.

[Heath]

Yes, I agree, I agree.

[Zane]

Because it's not a mosquito bite but it's just that like yeah, it's a weirder bump which we've all gotten or we all get sometimes where it is a spider. I think we just get bit at night and we just don't know it.

[Heath]

I, I have had a fear though cuz my uncle got bit by a brown recluse and every Bro, those spiders are not.

[Matt]

Can those kill you or is it just the bite is really bad?

[Heath]

Well it's not that it's a bad bite, it's just what happens after the bite because it's a flesh eating. So as soon as you get bit your skin just starts eating itself and it opens up and like makes like a giant wound and it gets really bad and infected and inflamed.

[Zane]

That's.

[Heath]

So he had it and it like overnight just started eating his own skin and like really spread bad. So ever since that I kind of.

[Zane]

Like oh, you see, I can't, I can't do that.

[Heath]

That is the only one that I'm like weary.

[Matt]

Is there. You know how they always say like Australia has like the most venom?

[Heath]

The huntsman, all of it.

[Matt]

Is there a state that has like the worst spiders?

[Zane]

I think, I think it's Australia.

[Matt]

But US States.

[Zane]

Oh, US States.

[Matt]

Like I don't know.

[Zane]

I see some crazy spiders in like like middle America.

[Matt]

Oh, I've seen a tarantula in Texas.

[Heath]

Like alive like a. Like a. Yes, IRL tarantula.

[Matt]

We were in Cub scout sitting on my friend John's driveway, I don't know doing, working with wood or something. And just a tarantula walks by the.

[Zane]

Driveway and nobody just had it in a jar and like put it like that's crazy to me. Maybe spiders out in the open, like.

[Matt]

Maybe it escaped some like kid's bedroom. Also who the. Like I really want to think that I'm a supportive parent that I will cater to my kids interests and chase their, encourage their curiosity. But the moment my kids like I want a spider.

[Zane]

No even a snake. No, I'm sorry like because there's snakes that get out all the time and then they end up in a vent and then they're Gone. And you can never find them again.

[Heath]

It seems like it happens to every single one. Like you have a snake until it escapes.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. Happened to my friend in college. I think I've said that story.

[Zane]

Yeah, you did that.

[Heath]

But also, I don't like the whole live feeding thing. I can't do it. I can't go hold a rat.

[Zane]

Cute little mouse.

[Heath]

Yeah, I can't do it.

[Zane]

I can't do it either. It's too much.

[Matt]

Oh, I know. And that you wouldn't. You go to, like, Petco or whatever and you see all this cute little mice. All of that is just food.

[Heath]

And then, like, the people will, like, feed it and watch it be like, look at. Look at this. Look at this.

[Matt]

You sick.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Something is wrong.

[Zane]

And you know, there's people out there. There's people out there, I bet that, like, buy all those mice just to set them free. They're just like, I can't. I can't just, like, let them go. But they end up in everyone's homes. They just let out, like, the side of the road.

[Matt]

I think rats are kind of cute.

[Zane]

No, no, there's a difference between mice and rats.

[Matt]

But, like, rats are big, fat domesticated rats, not New York City rats.

[Heath]

Yeah, sometimes a little kind of cute, I think.

[Zane]

Look at that. Like, look at that mouse. So cute. How, like, how can you let a thing like that die in, like, a disgusting snake's mouth? You know what I mean?

[Matt]

I know.

[Heath]

What was that movie? Mouse Hunt.

[Matt]

Yeah, that.

[Heath]

That did a really. That was really good positive PR For. For rats.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Shout out to the Stuart Little, too.

[Heath]

Stuart Little Mouse Hunt was one of my favorite movies as a K. Loved it.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. With Nathan Lane and.

[Heath]

So good.

[Zane]

But yeah, it was the funniest movie of the year.

[Heath]

I think it was good for what they did to the rat community.

[Matt]

Should we hop right into it?

[Zane]

Yes, love.

[Heath]

I thought you were about to lay down. I was like, okay, Happy Halloween. Let's go.

[Zane]

All right, guys, get ready for a spooky episode.

[Heath]

It's copy style, baby. Ow.

[Zane]

Keep going. Ow. Welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane.

[Heath]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt. I'm Mariah.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

Baby, let's go.

[Matt]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

You talking about that cherry Ice pop that's blowing up on Amazon? Especially all them other flavors too?

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Matt]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

Cheers to that, baby. How y'all doing?

[Zane]

I'm doing incredible after I got that in me, baby.

[Heath]

Good, good.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Energize. I'm feeling refreshed. I needed this now is over earlier today. Yeah.

[Matt]

To shoot a brand new whole video. Like I'm an outfit repeater. I feel like I wore this just a few episodes ago.

[Heath]

But Carhartt shirt every single day.

[Matt]

I just haven't got out all my fun little seasonal sweaters. You know, I got my pumpkin sweater.

[Zane]

You're usually on top of that too. Usually. October 1st, you are decked out in Halloween sweaters.

[Heath]

We've been in a heat wave for like five months. It will not cool down here. I'm not.

[Zane]

I'm not feeling this he wave is going to go through Christmas too. So I have a feeling.

[Matt]

Such a bummer. I know. I just want it to just get crispy. We had a layover last weekend in Kansas City. My gosh. Nice Kansas City. The fall was there. I was loving it.

[Zane]

Remember when like LA always had perfect weather. It's starting to become like just hot all the time where it's losing its like top. Like best, like best weather.

[Heath]

We were just in PA and the weather was amazing. The trees were changing. It was cool.

[Matt]

I love like there's professional leaf peepers out there. Like when you go leaf peeping or there's bird hunters or bird.

[Heath]

Bird watchers.

[Matt]

Bird Watchers. Not bird hunters. Jesus. Bird watchers. Anything about that. But they just go to certain places at the right time, peak foliage, to go peep at the leaves. That's. I just.

[Heath]

What's your favorite leaf?

[Matt]

My favorite leaf? Oh, that's a really good one. Maybe the maple leaf.

[Zane]

Mine's a four leaf clover.

[Heath]

Oh, okay.

[Zane]

That's the only one I can think of.

[Matt]

A four leaf clover is just a clover that has.

[Heath]

It's a mutation.

[Zane]

It's a leaf, I guess.

[Matt]

I think we're talking about tree leaves, but our clovers changing.

[Zane]

Matt, you're a walnut.

[Matt]

What are those leaves, though, that had like, the little seed in it and you throw them and they kind of like spiral propeller. Yeah.

[Zane]

Would you stick it on your nose?

[Heath]

No, but that. I wish I did. And you spin it.

[Matt]

Oh, you could do that. Spin it on your nose.

[Zane]

Speaking of leaves, I. I'm.

[Heath]

I want to leave.

[Zane]

When we're at Coachella, someone put like, there was a. It was a small, little tiny leaf just like that attached to a clip. And they put it on my hand. They're like, you've been something. I forget what it was, but it was. It's a thing where you just clip.

[Heath]

Sprouted.

[Zane]

Sprouted. So you've been out. And I was like, what the hell is that? And then it was just on my house, walking around, and everyone just kept saying, you got sprouted today. I was like, is this like.

[Matt]

Is this a rave concert thing or is this a thing?

[Zane]

You know what I'm thinking? It's a rave thing. Because I feel like people.

[Matt]

Are. Peace, love, unity, respect.

[Zane]

It reminded, like that little thing. It was so cute. Reminded me of that one. The scene in E.T. was it E.T. with all the big people in the chairs and they're moving around. They all got big. Remember that? E.T. no, no. Oh, no, not E.T.

[Matt]

Wait, is that in E.T.

[Zane]

No, wait, the movie. The robot. The little robot is like square.

[Matt]

Wally.

[Zane]

Wally.

[Heath]

So close.

[Zane]

Wally. And I completely understand the confusion. I get that. Wal e. Yeah. Oh, remember they. They planted their, like. They had their, like, first plant and they were like, trying to protect it because that was like the first light sign of life. Yes, it reminded me of that. Sorry. Such a crazy route that I went.

[Heath]

While we're on robots, I gotta go there. Obviously you guys saw all the Tesla stuff.

[Matt]

Yes. So it was basically his new launch for his new Elon Musk, the Cyber Cab. Cyber Cab? Is that what it's called? The Cyber Cab?

[Zane]

Is that, like, real?

[Heath]

Apparently. They're coming out. They're going to be like super cheap. There's no, like, you don't drive it yourself. You literally just ride in it.

[Zane]

I feel like it's going to be like a Waymo situation where you're going to barely see it. They're going to probably have three in the entire city. Right.

[Heath]

I'm just. Well, it's being up to somebody buying it. Right.

[Matt]

So you're $30,000 is what he's saying. They're gonna aim for that price point.

[Zane]

That'S cheap as hell for.

[Heath]

But the thing is to incentivize more of them on the road, you let it go, pick up other people. Right. So you would call an Uber type thing.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And then that would just be your mode of transportation. So you would make money on your car going out and giving people rides.

[Zane]

Got it. So it's. So it's a form of Waymo pretty much.

[Heath]

It's self driving, driving, completely autonomous. Yeah. But you could also like take it wherever you want or whatever.

[Zane]

So it's a, it's a party bus.

[Heath]

Well, they also have the bigger version that is like a, like an 18 person bus. That's cameras inside, I would imagine.

[Matt]

And now if somebody takes your car out, do you get the right to privacy? To. To spy on them in your car? Your friends take your own car out. They're just talking shit about you the entire time.

[Zane]

That's interesting. That's an interesting.

[Matt]

Where's your sense of. Well, I bet you probably couldn't be able to watch them same way if you book an Airbnb. Well, no, wait, you can't spy on your people renting out your house. Right.

[Heath]

But I'm sure it'd be recorded for like safety.

[Zane]

No, Heath, I thought the city would buy this. Not like.

[Heath]

No, it's. People buy them.

[Zane]

People buy them. Then you could rent it, you put.

[Heath]

It out and you make money off of it. Going to pick people up.

[Zane]

That liability that, that's such a huge liability. I think.

[Matt]

I do think it was. It's a kind of a genius idea, understanding how many cars do not get used and how many cars there are and why not give people an opportunity to make money.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

With the cars that sit.

[Heath]

Just imagine all the Tiktoks, what I, what I do to make $50,000 a month. This is my fleet of Tesla Cyber cabs. I've got 50 of them that I send out and they, they bankroll me.

[Matt]

Like there has to be a limit.

[Heath]

You know, people are just.

[Zane]

You're also just taking so many jobs from like Taxi drivers.

[Matt]

I know.

[Zane]

Like so just some like rich person is going to buy just a bunch of Teslas, let them go out and.

[Heath]

No people are going to have businesses where they own like 50 of them and it just goes and makes money.

[Zane]

And it's going to be all like, like loaded. Loaded people that have like to buy all these cars.

[Matt]

I was thinking this the other day. Can you have sex in a waymo?

[Heath]

Oh my.

[Matt]

There ain't no.

[Zane]

I'm sure. Well, there's a camera in there.

[Matt]

Okay. So. But they're watching you and like.

[Zane]

Yeah, of course you're not gonna be able to do anything like crazy in the car.

[Matt]

Ok. So someone is watching you.

[Zane]

I'm. I'm sure there is. If it's like a. If it's a owned by a business, it's just like any business owned building.

[Matt]

Once again, I would never have sex in a waymo.

[Heath]

We don't know but it's the new Mile High Club.

[Matt]

But yeah. What if people are just riding around in little like screw pods and they're just like going around.

[Zane]

I could see going down on the party bus ones.

[Matt]

It's not the Mile High Club. It's like the 70 miles an hour.

[Zane]

Like oh my God. Imagine the parties you could throw in there.

[Heath]

I will say I do like how it looks retro futuristic.

[Matt]

Me too. It looks like how people in the 70s thought the future was going to be. It's very Jetsons. It's very. Also it's kind of Blade Runner looking. It's. Yeah, it has, it looks like something.

[Zane]

Where you're not going to want to take out every like all the time. Right. Like if you're all like having a big dinner or like a fun night, you're like, you know, let's call the, let's call the Tesla the robot. Yeah.

[Matt]

Or he calls it the Robovan.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

It's like what?

[Heath]

Robo van.

[Matt]

Robo van. But he pronounces it Reboven. Reboven. Because it's just like a word. Yeah.

[Zane]

Because he's quirky.

[Matt]

He's quirky as a sense of humor about it. But it looks so low to the ground where I'm like, let me see that go over a speed.

[Zane]

Yeah, right. The clearance that in la. Imagine trying to get off the hill with that. There's no way.

[Heath]

Like it looks almost like a, like a train too. I like it.

[Zane]

They're not going to have it here though. They're going to have it like populated cities like New York. Right. I don't think they'll have it.

[Matt]

We need it out here.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Our public.

[Zane]

You think? You think?

[Matt]

I think we need bigger just people movers to get around because we don't have rapid transit while they're working on it. But it's, I think, just to be able. Because we're always like, are we getting an Uber xl? Oh, no. It's one of the Uber excels where there's only half seats in the back and stuff. It's such, like, an awkward, like, experience.

[Zane]

We're gonna save money to, like, big groups that have to, like, split up Ubers. Yeah, it would probably be cheaper.

[Matt]

Can you get like a smoking or non smoking one? Just astrays. It didn't like.

[Zane]

I mean, they're probably gonna be. Wait, if it's. Well, the thing is, if it's driverless, if someone's like, bringing a drink, you know, like, you know, most Ubers, they. I think they don't care really, if you bring a drink in the car. But there has to be some sort of system in there where if it, like, catches.

[Heath]

Oh, we got into an Uber XL recently, and it was one of those like, like the Escalade where it has the mini fridge in the glove box, like that armrest. He opens it up, he's like, you guys want any beers? Any sodas? And he just had beers all in that little thing. And he was like, yeah, just take one. And we were like, he working for this?

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's rare. That's.

[Heath]

You rarely see, like, he was about it.

[Matt]

I think it's like, it all comes out of the driver, what they're comfortable with. Because one time I was getting into an Uber and I cracked my beer. I'm like, hey, man. He goes, sorry, buddy, did you just crack a beer? And I'm like, I did. He goes, you got.

[Zane]

Yeah, you got to hide that. You can't, like, be in plain sight opening that.

[Matt]

You got to be like, I was intoxicated, Zane.

[Zane]

Even when I'm like. Even when I'm vaping in an Uber, even if I can, like, I see that they're vape or like, sometimes I'll see their vape in the cup holder and they'll make me feel better. But I still, like, I don't want to just make it seem like I'm up. Like, yeah. Just because I know always they're like, they're rating my. My Uber. So I'm just, like, always thinking about that. I still always think about them, like, really strict with.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Matt]

And another wild part of the whole, like, Tesla thing is that he unveiled the robots.

[Heath]

Yes.

[Zane]

Let's not, let's not.

[Matt]

Let's. They look a little stinky, but they looked kind of smooth. They still look like you could be like, like just knock it on the ground.

[Zane]

I wonder what, what's going to be the first instance where it's going to scare somebody? Like what hat?

[Matt]

Like self defense, maybe?

[Zane]

Self defense.

[Matt]

I mean, if it has just like combative mode to where it can, like.

[Zane]

Oh, if you hit it and it hits you back.

[Matt]

Yeah. Or like just blocks your shot. Like, oh, you can't destroy me. Like, I understand. Like, you can't you can't knock it down. Like, it needs to be able, like, stabilize. Like, you can't just go up and, like, kick it, but then at the same time, you can't just, like, go up and smack it. Like, where does it draw the line on? Like, sorry, do not hurt me.

[Zane]

Exactly. Like, I wonder what in their system they put in when. When they get hit. Like, what? How. Like, what. And the react. They do to, like, react to that. Like, does it ever. Do you ever react where it. Because the way these robots probably work is that it takes in all the information and then it does whatever is best.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

It's almost like AI it does whatever it thinks it needs to do.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

But I would imagine it probably wouldn't have, like, some sort of reaction like that, because if you bought it, it's in your house, you would never want to break it.

[Matt]

Correct.

[Heath]

So it would probably just take whatever you're doing to it.

[Matt]

Right. Right. Yeah. This is. These are more domesticated bots that you safely.

[Heath]

Right. My thing is, I'm so curious to when this is gonna become normal. Right. To where it is at the point where, you know, half the population has one in their home. Like, do you think we're, like, five years or, like, 50 years?

[Zane]

I'm sure they're gonna be super expensive. How much would. These robbers.

[Matt]

He said they would be affordable and people can have them in their home.

[Zane]

And that's. And that's. That's where.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

I would say no, but I think he said something along the $20,000 mark like to have. For one more thing, I wouldn't mind these being in a home full of elderly people, people who cannot go down and get the box of the thing that they want. Helping out somebody who is physically disabled home. Absolutely. Give them that to make their life easier. For me, in my own household, like a full functioning adult, I can move around my body. I really don't need it. I also think it looks hideous. Like, you know, people are gonna be.

[Heath]

Putting clothes on it. They're gonna be dressing it up.

[Matt]

Another drink, boys? Here we are, Matt.

[Zane]

You might. You might not think you want it until you go to a friend's house. Something. It does something really helpful. One time you're like, wait a second.

[Matt]

What is the one thing in your house that you find annoying that you have to do where you would want your robot to go do?

[Zane]

That thing can fix my ac.

[Heath]

It knows, like. And your own, like, personal mechanic. It'll work on your car.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I just wish they made him kind of cuter. Looking like, like very adorable. Like, you know that show on Apple TV called Sunny or whatever with like Rashida Jones that came out like an adorable. Make it look a little bit more human. What? I silly. Don't make it look like a. It looks like it's ready for combat.

[Zane]

Like, what's the. What's a cute little thing that delivers food that you, that you like so much?

[Heath]

Oh, the postmate robot.

[Zane]

Yeah, like those things look really cute because I think just the, the shape of it because this is so human. Like, are you saying instead of that it's more like a. Like a cute little.

[Matt]

Yeah, just a little like sillier looking. Yeah. I'm thinking out loud, but I.

[Zane]

But, but maybe, but maybe, like if it looked too silly, then people won't take it seriously, right?

[Matt]

Yes. It looks like just like a stormtrooper. It looks like they're going into battle.

[Heath]

They are pretty crazy looking. Did you see that? The person that did iRobot wants to sue for stealing the designs, saying that it was. He copied it. And I was like, that's kind of crazy. But then also when you look at the name of his event was called We Robot, you're kind of.

[Matt]

You got a case.

[Heath]

Yeah, like, if he didn't name it We Robot.

[Zane]

Yeah. I think he would have been fine because it looks, it just looks like any futuristic vehicle that's in any movie, in any show.

[Heath]

Right. Like, you can't like sue somebody or whatever for it. Everybody has the same idea of like what a humanoid robot or futuristic car would look like. I think the, the we robot name with it looking so similar, you're kind of we Robot.

[Matt]

What are we talking about? We Robo. You're putting me into the equation. Like, no, baby, you robot. I don't know, just call like a homebot.

[Zane]

But you know, if it wasn't for the movie, he would have called a robot.

[Matt]

They wouldn't have done it because Apple is more I. Oh, imovie iPad. Oh, wait.

[Zane]

Is that why the movie called the iRobot? Because they're like, I don't even think about that.

[Heath]

All started doing like the I break you fix. Like, it's all like I something.

[Matt]

Yeah. But did you see any of the robots talking with the people?

[Heath]

Yes. Okay, so I wanted to bring this up too.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I was thinking that it was real, but then I found out that it was people controlled for this event. So it wasn't actually the robot being. There's people.

[Matt]

Tesla has not confirmed that they were real people. But when you're Watching the videos and the way they're talking, you're like, this is some guy. Yeah.

[Heath]

Trying to be as robotic sounding as.

[Matt]

Yeah. Just on FaceTime, interacting with these people and clicking, poor drink, do this. And some people were having the conspiracy that when, like, even the robo. The robo car was, like, driving off. That's just somebody driving the car virtually.

[Zane]

I could see that because it's also, like, really embarrassing if these robots are fucking up on camera. Like, imagine that Ven. And just. The robots are like, not.

[Matt]

And Tesla share being Tesla shares. Like, tanked after it because people were like, oh, really? As cool as it was, people weren't, like, fully convinced that, like, they're gonna be fully there yet. It's the same thing. Also with the cybertruck. Cybertruck. When they revealed it, we thought it was gonna be coming next year. It took years.

[Heath]

It was a long time.

[Zane]

They need. They need good pr. They need one situation where one of these robots save somebody's life in some way.

[Heath]

Right? Then everyone's like, it's doing CPR like a child.

[Matt]

Something comes and just removes your appendix. Like, right there on this spot. You're like.

[Heath]

You're on your kitchen table and it's just back up.

[Zane]

Or you get a. What's it called? What did you get?

[Matt]

Like, appendicitis. It just saves someone's life right there on the spot. But does, like, the. How much delay time happens from the moment you are in a need of an emergency to the hospital, getting seen, all of that.

[Zane]

Or is it. Are they waterproof?

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Zane]

Imagine a drowning kid.

[Heath]

It jumps in the pool.

[Zane]

A drowning dog. Yeah.

[Matt]

Shocks the child.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, boy.

[Zane]

Like, can you trust it enough to watch your kid for a couple hours?

[Heath]

Oh, that would be a good babysitting.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

That makes me sick.

[Zane]

Well, I mean, but it talks like Dada.

[Heath]

What. What would be like, a price point where it's low enough to where you'd be like, all right, screw it, I'll get it. Like, 20,000 is, like, not in the house.

[Matt]

Not where I'm not in the living situation. Patricia and I have. That would just take up too much space. And I do want. I don't.

[Heath]

It's like having another roommate. Yeah.

[Matt]

I would need to be like, go to your room. Like, I would go on a charger.

[Zane]

Much rather buy right now. Buy a car.

[Heath]

No. Right.

[Matt]

But I'm saying.

[Heath]

But like, if they've been around for, like, five, ten years and it's at the point, like TVs, you can get a insane flat screen TV for like 300 bucks now. But they used to be like 5,000.

[Zane]

And everyone has a great experience with, like, everyone. Like, everyone has.

[Heath]

They're like, they're. They're down to like 400 bucks.

[Zane]

What's like the coolest thing this robot can do, right?

[Heath]

Like, it'll do your dishes, your laundry.

[Zane]

Oh, of course it's worth it.

[Matt]

Oh, God. Can you imagine, like, your baby's crying and you're like, I don't want to get up with a robot. And that thing just comes in and.

[Heath]

It just like rocks it.

[Matt]

Child. That kid's just like, that's why make them cuter. Like, I don't know, something where a kid would actually make it cuddly with.

[Zane]

Like bubble, like animated eyes or something to.

[Matt]

It's so funny because now everyone's so interested in them because they are so new and they look like they're like the life of the party. And imagine you're having a party and like the robot just wants to be like, oh, I have a thought. You're like, shut up. Just. This is. This is not a you conversation. We're. We're talking.

[Zane]

And then it goes.

[Matt]

They just look like, oh, well, I have something to say.

[Heath]

Like, he's like always correcting you. He's like fact checking you on the spot.

[Matt]

Just like. Actually, that's not correct. Get the fuck. Just go back to your. Go inside.

[Zane]

Tell us a joke.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's like, not even a good joke. Like, oh, God, sorry.

[Zane]

And do you think it only turn. Like you think these will only turn on almost like an Alexa command?

[Heath]

I think so, yeah. I feel like it would.

[Zane]

It doesn't do anything until you say, like, the code word.

[Heath]

Well, it's crazy because the amount of scanning it would have to do of your home to be able to function is insane. It will be full camera in your home. Just every square, like, centimeter.

[Zane]

I just watched the movie just came out with Megan Fox where she's a robot and the dad's wife is in like, surgery and she's in the hospital for a long time. So he's.

[Matt]

Are you spoiling this?

[Zane]

No. Okay, I'm not spoiling it, but no, it's a movie just like this where she. Megan Fox is a robot. Like, but it's just her. Yeah. Character and she like, has to scan the whole room before. So as soon as you said. I'm like, it's like, it's.

[Heath]

Yeah. They. Oh, it's weird. I don't know. I just can't believe we're at this point in time.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Like, it just feels very bizarre.

[Matt]

I know. And it doesn't even. But I still, I'm just like, I'm not fully like. I think it's a very cool looking invention, but I need to see it. Yeah. Practically actually solving a problem. It seems more just like something for show, like gimmick. We can make this thing walk around and it can talk and answer you. But I'm still like, cool. My Alexa can do that in my own home and can tell me actually more information like, I don't know. I'm just solve something.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

I'm. I'm looking at the hands too. Like the fingers how good of a grip does can.

[Heath]

Right. Like if it's picking up glass, like, how does it know the strength and pressure to use china?

[Matt]

That's fine china. Like, oh my gosh.

[Zane]

Can it deliver a baby? Oh, does it have like the softness to be able to without. Yeah.

[Matt]

We do not need robots delivery.

[Zane]

Imagine the first thing a baby sees is our robot head. I mean, wild.

[Heath]

It's. I don't know. I don't know. The future's scary. It's crazy.

[Matt]

It's. Yeah.

[Zane]

Again, I like good pr. That's all it needs it need. It needs to do something. Or they're. They're probably set it up. I can see them setting it up in some way.

[Heath]

Fake something and like.

[Zane]

Yeah, yeah. But make it good though. Hire me and Mariah would come up with a great campaign for how to make these robots look good.

[Heath]

It's just crazy how accurate iRobot movie was.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

It's like the. The robots were like doing good things. It was like helping the old lady because her purse, like was stolen. And it's like chasing down to get the purse back.

[Matt]

And was the plot just one got like full consciousness. Yeah. And just like, let's rebel.

[Zane]

Has feelings.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Has.

[Heath]

I have dreams.

[Zane]

Sunny, remember the tear that came out? I was like, okay.

[Heath]

Did it cry?

[Zane]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe I made that up. There was a tear that came out. No, I think it did. It did, right? I remember being like, oh, I got emotion. Yeah. It made me like cry.

[Heath]

I think that's a Mandela.

[Zane]

Yeah. Irobot tear.

[Matt]

They had very watery looking eyes. Like they were very. Yeah, maybe they looking.

[Heath]

No one. The big thing. The big thing of the movie was the wink. You might be confusing the wink that.

[Zane]

Really changed like the history.

[Heath]

That movie was a historical.

[Matt]

You've seen Ex Machina?

[Heath]

No, but I know about the movie. I want to watch it.

[Matt]

This will. That will be your favorite robot move.

[Heath]

Really?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

I just don't know what kind of voice I would want to hear the robot have. Like, because you get to like pick it. It would just be something, I guess, kind of neutral.

[Zane]

But I would want mine to be like, hey, sweetheart.

[Matt]

Oh, like a little.

[Heath]

No, Zane, you be falling in love.

[Zane]

And always are you in bed with your robot.

[Matt]

No, no.

[Heath]

I'm not saying's just like.

[Matt]

Watching Tick Tocks with the robot.

[Heath]

Yeah, look at this.

[Zane]

But the robot would really know I feel what's funny and what's not. He's like, you know, I got something better for you. Imagine that registers all you things that you find funny.

[Heath]

He knows the algorithm. He would know what you would like.

[Zane]

Or if like something even darker. Like, what if a robot's just sitting there, right? Always scanning the room and like scans a moment where, like, two guys are like, fake wrestling or they're fighting in the living room, takes that information in.

[Heath]

And thinks, no, we're playing, we're playing. This is what you do with your friends.

[Matt]

Gotcha. No, in la, did any.

[Heath]

Yeah, it was universal backlog.

[Matt]

Did David get to go?

[Heath]

I don't know.

[Matt]

I just was surprised. I think actually Sam Shepard was there. But I don't know if like, anyone.

[Heath]

Else we knew there was only one, like, car YouTuber. I knew that went to it.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

But that was the only person I saw posting at the event.

[Zane]

Yeah, I mean, you could tell it's going to get much better than that. Like, it looks like year one right now. Just the way it's moving. It's going like in 10 years, it's going to be like just.

[Heath]

I know.

[Matt]

Just smooth.

[Zane]

Yeah, just smooth. My back. I shouldn't have done that.

[Heath]

It would massage your back right now.

[Zane]

Oh, you.

[Heath]

For chiropractic.

[Zane]

And the pressure, the pressure with all that metal just keeps going.

[Matt]

Get out.

[Heath]

Get off. The thing is all electronics have, like, some sort of fault, right?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, there will 100 be something that goes wrong where it hurts somebody. I don't know. It's. It's so weird to think about. I hate it. Look at. It's doing long. It's folding clothes.

[Zane]

Oh, that's not fast enough for me.

[Heath]

You'd be like, come on, step it up.

[Matt]

Oh, my gosh.

[Zane]

Heath buys on Bryce's jealous all the time. Yeah. It doesn't fold fast. As fast as me. No, no, she doesn't just.

[Matt]

I know. I'd be like, hurry, hurry, hurry.

[Zane]

But it's. It's like, it looks too good though.

[Heath]

It does.

[Matt]

The bartender, that's a little too slow. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, you're waiting in line. You're like, oh, how's the line at the bar? Oh, my God, it's robots tonight.

[Zane]

Like, let's just go to another bar.

[Matt]

Cash card. Have a good night. Like, you got to be kidding me.

[Zane]

You know what? I'm down for them to replace people that dmv. Replace them? All of them. Yeah, get them out.

[Matt]

People at the DMV are always just like, you didn't do this. Like, why didn't you bring this?

[Zane]

Or the robot? I think robot would just be nicer about it.

[Heath]

Too.

[Matt]

Yeah. Like, it's okay.

[Zane]

Please stand right here.

[Matt]

Go.

[Heath]

I think we're just already getting so lazy. There's already so many things that we don't have to do. And now to have somebody doing it for you is so, like, just organizing.

[Matt]

Would be so nice. Like cleaning and organizing. Like, just go organize my entire garage for me. Like, get all of that, like, stuff like that where I would just like a clean bot to help.

[Zane]

But I feel like a robot would take so long to organize something.

[Heath]

I know, but like, what, you want it organized too? I feel like it would never be able to do stuff like that.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's like maybe right now, but who knows? I don't know. I still think we're a long way away for the robot.

[Heath]

I think, I think like 30 years.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yeah, that's. That's a good amount. That's a good amount.

[Heath]

Like at a really good point.

[Zane]

Yeah. We'll be old as. And we'd be way past, like, understanding these robots or what, what it can do. There's gonna be all these jokes about robots and we're just gonna go right over our heads. It's gonna be so sad. We're not gonna understand anything. We're already not understanding skibidi boop bop and all this, like, imagine 30 years with these new robots.

[Heath]

The robots have their own, like, own.

[Zane]

Little means, inside jokes. Yeah. Oh, my God, Zade, you should be.

[Matt]

A robot for Halloween.

[Zane]

I would love to. I can move like a robot. I can move it in any way I want. So I can be a robot.

[Matt]

Do you have your costume picked out right now or do you even want to reveal it yet?

[Zane]

No, I can reveal it now. I don't care. It's. I. I always. To me, to me in easy costumes when I don't have to worry about my clothes. If I could do something on my face, that and nothing else. And nothing else. Because clothes. Finding clothes is like toug. Right. Unless you get something from like, spirit. But like, you know, I like to. I like to be like, have a.

[Matt]

Little bit of a fun.

[Zane]

A little bit of fun.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

So I'm going to be a goat.

[Matt]

Why a goat? Yeah, like a billy goat. Like, or.

[Zane]

I don't know yet. I'm just going to. I'm putting it together.

[Matt]

It's going to get the contacts with, like, horizontal.

[Heath]

No, no, no. You have to have the rectangle eyes.

[Zane]

I tried doing. Remember the red contacts last year. It was too much. I could not, like, walk around with those contacts in my eyes.

[Heath]

Remember when I was Bigger than a normal contact.

[Zane]

The thing is, I don't wear contacts, so I'm not used to having anything in my eyes. I think that's really. That's really it.

[Heath]

Like, normal colored contacts, I feel like, aren't bad. It's when you do, like, the blackout ones, where it's, like, a huge contact that you put on. I would feel so uncomfortable.

[Matt]

Even when I'm talking to friends who wear, like, crazy colored contacts, I feel like I don't know them anymore.

[Heath]

Like, it's just this, like, eyes that.

[Matt]

Want blue eyes sometimes. Like, if it's a friend who's always switching up contacts might. My brain is like, I don't. I feel like I'm not talking to you.

[Zane]

Normally. This color separates from their. Like, the white too much. It just, like, looks too fake.

[Matt]

Oh, when you were, like, the ice king or whatever.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

That scared this. I feel like I did not know you.

[Zane]

Yeah. No. It's scary.

[Heath]

I'm so curious what you're like, it's gonna be full goat prosthetics.

[Zane]

Yeah. I don't think it's gonna look as good as, like, what Jason would do because Jay, like, you know, his shirt is all out, but it just a goat. I don't know. Just a mythical creature.

[Heath]

Zane was trying to think of the one costume that he could do where he doesn't have to shave his beard.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

That's what. That's.

[Heath]

Billy goats have beards, Heath.

[Zane]

That's what I was doing.

[Heath]

I was trying, actually.

[Zane]

Yeah. I was like, what can I do from here up where I don't have to shave my beard?

[Heath]

That's funny.

[Zane]

You could be that was a goat.

[Matt]

You could be Mr. Tumnus from Chronicles of Narnia.

[Zane]

That's so fun. At least was saying the same thing. He's like, just be Mr. Tums. But I don't want to, like, whatever. But he's wearing, like, he's. He has, like, legs. Like, he's a goat. Legs.

[Matt]

What do they call them? Half man, half go.

[Zane]

Centaur.

[Matt]

Centaur.

[Zane]

So I was trying to find a centaur bottom.

[Heath]

Half man, half horse.

[Zane]

Half horse. Yeah.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

I was trying to find a centaur pant, but they all looked really bad. So I'm just going to do a go. And I might go a little further and just wear a Tom Brady jersey because he's the goat.

[Matt]

He is the goat. Or what about, like, a LeBron?

[Zane]

Really original, right?

[Matt]

But what about, like, a LeBron one? Because you're just not from New Jersey or New England.

[Zane]

That doesn't matter.

[Heath]

Oh, well, Tampa Bay, he's the. The thing.

[Zane]

Is that still Florida? Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh, he did play.

[Heath]

So you would wear Tampa Bay.

[Matt]

Brady.

[Heath]

Brady would be good.

[Zane]

But was he. Was he the goat when he was in Tampa Bay, or was he the goat when he was still the goat? I understand that goat is a player something, but, like, the year that he was considered the goat, that's when he was in the Patriots. Right.

[Matt]

I think he made his biggest stride of his career as the Patriots quarterback. But just because you are. Well, you're not from Tampa. You're from Florida.

[Heath]

I'm just trying to find a little bit of.

[Matt]

I think you should just go full goat and not do the Tom Brady thing and just be like, I'm a goat bitch.

[Zane]

But it doesn't have to be. Oh, yeah, that's fine. But the. The Brady costume doesn't have to be connected.

[Matt]

You should be brat goat.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Just brat, goat, everything.

[Zane]

The amount of, like, brat coat, like, it's so.

[Heath]

It just, like, doesn't make sense.

[Matt]

It doesn't make sense. Like, brat, goat.

[Zane]

You know, there's gonna be so many costumes where it's going to be that color with whatever that they're doing. Like brat cat, brat mouse, brat. Like just anything br. Just that color with any animal you give Goat. It's. You do.

[Heath]

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[Zane]

What are you going to be?

[Matt]

Well, I don't know because on Halloween day I have a wedding. Another fucking wedding on Halloween day? No, because Halloween is on Thursday and then the wedding is in Austin on that Saturday. So I'm just gonna go to Dallas and do Halloween with my hometown friends and their kids because they have like, little ones. And we're just gonna go like, socialize, do the whole trick or treating stuff. But I was like, are y'all doing a costume like with your kids? And they're like, no. And I'm like, oh, okay. Well, I'm not gonna follow their kids. I don't know. That's on them. That's on them. I kind of wanted to.

[Zane]

I guess parents won't really dress up whenever. Now. Now that I know.

[Heath]

No, they should, they should.

[Zane]

But like, you normally don't see it.

[Matt]

But when I'm a dad, we're doing a whole.

[Zane]

I think that's.

[Matt]

Even though my parents, my parents never did that. Or my parents, if they did a costume, that's for like one of their friends. Parties in the weird.

[Heath]

I don't think I've ever seen my parents in a Halloween costume.

[Matt]

Really?

[Zane]

No. Remember when I was at your house and we all. We went to a Halloween party? It was your parents. Friends. It was like a neighbor's house.

[Heath]

They didn't dress up.

[Zane]

They didn't dress up?

[Heath]

No. You're talking about when we went to my next door neighbor.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Yeah. No, they weren't dressed up.

[Zane]

What? That's crazy. That is just that that thought went in my head.

[Matt]

My parents did Pulp Fiction a lot.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Like, my mom would have, like, the syringe like she was doing with Thurman, and my dad was like John Travolta.

[Zane]

Like, that's just a costume. They would do every.

[Matt]

Yeah, I think they've done it a.

[Zane]

Few times and they could save it.

[Matt]

My mom was a Frappuccino one time and my dad was like a Starbucks, like, employee.

[Zane]

That's kinky.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Does anybody ever dress up as another, like, holiday? Like, would anybody dress up as Santa?

[Zane]

I've seen it before.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

Which I. I think it's funny.

[Heath]

That's kind of.

[Matt]

Santa's a hit during Halloween. Absolutely.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah, I get it. Or you know what? I've never seen a zombie Santa. You know what I mean? Or. Yeah, we're like, mix the two a wit. A Santa Claus witch.

[Heath]

It's a witch.

[Zane]

It's a witch hat. But that's good. It's. It's Mrs. Claus. Hello.

[Matt]

What? Were you guys ever a costume a lot as a kid? Like a repeat thing? Like you were Jason a lot? Or like scream, scream, Scream.

[Zane]

I'll scream every year.

[Matt]

Like, the bloody.

[Heath]

I had. I had the bloody one where you pump it and it like, gushes down the face.

[Zane]

You're like.

[Matt]

You're like, knock, knock.

[Zane]

Trick or treat.

[Matt]

You're just sitting there, like, squeezing it, trying to, like, get it going.

[Zane]

I mean, Scream was just like. I think that not only the easiest costume to do, but it. It looked cool. Like, just like just the face with the all black. It just worked.

[Heath]

What an iconic design for like a scary mask.

[Zane]

Yeah, they really killed it with that one. Cuz Freddy, you're wearing that. That mask.

[Heath]

There's a lot to it. Hot. You got to have the striped sweater you got.

[Zane]

It's a. It's a lot. Or if you want to be Jason the hockey puck, it' or hockey.

[Heath]

You gotta wear the hockey puck. What was Scream?

[Matt]

Scream Ghost.

[Zane]

It was Ghost. Ghostface.

[Matt]

His name was Ghostface the Killer. But it was a costume in a mask. But he was like someone in the neighborhood who was like a slasher.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

You. You've.

[Zane]

You've seen Scream? What?

[Heath]

I only saw that new member when we went to the premiere for like, Scream 8 or whatever it was.

[Zane]

That's crazy. You've never seen any of the Scream scary. Oh my. You so watch literally the first scene in Scream 1.

[Matt]

But the thing is, Scream changes, so people take on the identity of Scream and Commit crimes under screams. Avatar. He is not a person like Jason is the ent. That is.

[Zane]

He's like.

[Matt]

He's the traumatized kid from a summer camp and it's just trying to make his mother happy.

[Heath]

So Scream is just somebody wearing the Scream mask.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

And so. And it was from. It was based off a movie. Right? So in the Scream movie. In the movie there's a movie out called Stab.

[Matt]

That's right.

[Zane]

The killer in that movie is. Has that mat.

[Heath]

God.

[Zane]

It's almost like if someone were to take. They're trying to be them and start killing people. Which I'm surprised.

[Heath]

I know. I'm surprised. There's not a lot of like bad. Why haven't we seen on Halloween?

[Zane]

It's so up talking about this. But why haven't we seen some crazy maniac that wants to recreate the this movie?

[Matt]

Because I think it's tough to kill somebody with a mask on and commit to it. Like, you know, or I mean, I know people wear a ski mask and have committed crimes, but like going full like I'm the frickin slasher boogeyman who wears.

[Zane]

I'm sorry, I'm thinking like, I'm thinking like a killer right now. Very bad.

[Heath]

No, but like I kill him.

[Zane]

And they insinuate that like they were doing it.

[Heath]

I thought about that too when I was like, if you were to do something horrible, like Halloween would be the day. Because people would think like it's just part of somebody acting for Halloween. Like if you were like, like going around when people are trick or treating and you're like doing oh.

[Matt]

And you're bleeding out because someone just killed, you're like, help me.

[Heath]

And everybody's like so real.

[Zane]

Or do you think killers think of that idea and they go too cliche. Like I wanna. I'm not doing that. Maybe like, oh, killing someone on Halloween. What am I? Scream. You. You know what I mean? Like it could be cringey in that world of like in the community of killing the community. Do you think there's like a private dark web chat for like murderers, like killers? Like, hey, like what we doing 100? That's crazy.

[Matt]

There's probably just people out there who just fictionally like to write like that and just pretend. Oh, Jason. No. Freddy Krueger scares me the most out.

[Heath]

Of all like the movie characters.

[Zane]

What's. So what was that movie?

[Matt]

Terrifies me. And knowing that like I can't go to sleep because then he's gonna get me in my dreams.

[Zane]

He was never. He was Never a thing in real life in the movie.

[Matt]

Right.

[Zane]

It was only in your nightmares.

[Matt]

No, he was a thing in real life. He was a child snatcher. He was killing children in their neighborhood. And then all the parents decided, I'm not really spoiling much. This is.

[Zane]

It's.

[Matt]

It's okay.

[Zane]

It came out in 19.

[Matt]

The parents all decide to kill the real Freddy Krueger. And then Freddy Krueger threw out they. That. That they burned. They try to burn down his house. That's why he has. He's all burned and stuff.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

And then his soul went into the dream realm.

[Heath]

That's who I was thinking of with the striped sweater. Freddy Krueger.

[Zane]

Who do you think? Freddy Krueger.

[Heath]

I think when we were talking about Jason, I was. I envisioned Freddy Krueger. Oh, I think. I don't know. I never. I've never seen a Freddy Krueger either.

[Zane]

You've never. Oh, it's. Seen the movies.

[Matt]

You don't like.

[Zane]

You don't like horror movies, though.

[Heath]

I do. I just never like. So I never was allowed to watch them growing up.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So I've never seen all of, like, the classics. Right?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I never got to see Scream or Freddy Krueger.

[Matt]

Friday the 13th. The first one. Don't watch. Jason isn't in it.

[Heath]

Oh, Friday the 13th is Jason.

[Matt]

Friday the 13th is Jason. Nightmare on Elm street is Freddy Krueger. Halloween is Michael Myers.

[Heath]

What is Texas Chainsaw? That's separate.

[Zane]

That's separate. Yeah.

[Heath]

I never saw any of the original ones of that, but I saw, like, a remake, like a recent one.

[Matt]

Watch the Jamie Lee Curtis. Well, the new Jamie Lee Curtis 1. Halloween. That one's pretty good.

[Zane]

Oh, really?

[Matt]

Halloween ends or no, Halloween ends is terrible.

[Heath]

Halloween.

[Matt]

Michael. Michael Myers.

[Heath]

Michael. Oh, my gosh. There's so many.

[Matt]

I know.

[Zane]

Let's do a marathon. We watch. We watch all of them.

[Heath]

I don't think I've ever seen a. I've only seen that one Halloween that I watched with you.

[Matt]

Do you ever like Freddy versus Jason? We're like. Yeah, like, I have, like, Kelly Rowland from like, Destiny Child in it. Like some 2003. Just madness. They were running out of ideas.

[Zane]

But Texas Chainsaw Massacre has always been like a really. Like a. Like a favorite of mine, really. Just. Just terrifying. Yeah.

[Matt]

It's running for your life and someone has a chainsaw.

[Zane]

Even the story of it. Like, did you see the one with what's her Face? The one not Matthew McConaughey. That was pretty old. I actually watched that one recently. I didn't even know that he was in it. I, like, was looking up all the text. I was like, Matthew McConaughey is in one of them. It was terrible. It was terrible.

[Heath]

So sorry. I'm just trying to get cultured in.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

So leather face. He cuts people's faces off and wears their face.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Heath]

The Texas Chainsaw guy.

[Matt]

And he's like, I think a little mentally challenged.

[Zane]

Yeah, he is.

[Matt]

There's something in his family, like, helps him out and that's just like his sick obsession.

[Heath]

They know he does it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Yes. And they kind of feed into it. They're like, they help. They help them, like, capture people and then they'll, like, give.

[Matt]

God, that's always like the worst moment in a horror movie where it's like, oh, no, we need to make a pit stopper. Or they get to the gas station, they go, actually, you want to do a shortcut, It'll save you this many hours. And then they end up trying to go to. Up to someone's house or whatever, and there's like an old lady there and they think, oh, thank you. Hi. Hi, miss. Yeah, y'all want some water? And they. The house smells like crap. And you just get half.

[Zane]

Half the Halloween movies. It's half the Halloween movies. They do that or not Halloween U.S. horror movies.

[Matt]

Yeah. That moment, though, where you feel like you're in a safe zone and you realize you are not and there is something about to kill you.

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[Zane]

Thank you, Mint Mobile for sponsoring today's episode. We love you. What I'm loving about these new horror movies is that they're starting to do a lot of daytime horror shit, which I like. I love that.

[Heath]

Oh, interesting.

[Zane]

Just like, you know, just like mid summer, midsummer. Just. I love that they're just like, let's try to make it scary. But it's all during the day and they're able to like get it done. Like just such a. Interesting challenge to put on yourself. Matt. Guys, we won't get into too much because we can't talk about this movie a lot because it just came out and we cannot spoil it. But everybody listening, you guys have to. If you guys can take a lot of like body horror. Body gore, it's. Is it more gore? Is. I think it's just like.

[Heath]

It's like torture almost.

[Zane]

No, no, not torture, but it's more just bodily. If you could take like bodily type stuff like, okay, just like insides and all that.

[Matt]

Yes. Inside.

[Zane]

You have to go watch the movie with Demi Moore. It's called the Substance.

[Heath]

Is that what you and Todd just watched?

[Zane]

Yeah. So Matt watched it and he was like, you have to watch this in theaters.

[Matt]

I was like, run and go see it in the theater.

[Heath]

We watched the Substance.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Go.

[Matt]

I.

[Zane]

It's. I have never seen a movie like this. And they did it so. They did it so perfectly.

[Matt]

Go to too many Google images.

[Zane]

Don't. Don't watch anything.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

You shouldn't. Don't watch the trailer. The only, the only person I knew that was in this movie was Demi Moore before watching it.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

It, like made it so much more enjoyable because you don't know who else is in it. And just like the. That happens. I really want Mariah to watch this because I, I want to see her face the Whole time.

[Matt]

Because, yeah, I saw it with just like two buddies. And I was so shook. I went to it at like 10:10. I couldn't like, go to bed because my brain was just like so zonk from the movie. Not like, oh, I can't sleep because it's so scary. But I'm like, I've never seen something like that in the longest time. And I texted Todd and Zayn and then I took Patricia and Connor Ferranta and our friend Sarah McKendrick. We all went because I had to see their reactions to it.

[Zane]

Yeah, it's something you want to like, watch somebody else watch it.

[Heath]

Interesting.

[Zane]

And it's also a two, almost a two and a half hour horror movie. Well, it's not even considered horror. Like, it's not scary at all.

[Matt]

Body Horse, Sci Fi. Little camp.

[Zane]

I felt like I watched a really good Black Mirror episode.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Like the best one. Just the best Black Mirror episode out of all the seasons.

[Matt]

It's not for everybody. Don't take like your mom and dad to go.

[Zane]

But if they can handle that type, it's. It's an art piece. I would say it's like a.

[Matt]

It's quite a litmus test to see what you can handle.

[Zane]

Yeah, it is. It is.

[Matt]

But oh my.

[Heath]

And it's still in theater.

[Zane]

It's still in theater.

[Matt]

And I say go see it. I think even watching at home wouldn't hit as good as like, seeing.

[Zane]

Yeah, theater was. But like, for you guys, I wouldn't watch it. I'll just wait till like, comes out on.

[Heath]

Like, I like the, like, as I'm getting older, I really like the atmosphere of going to a movie theater again.

[Zane]

Oh, then you should definitely watch this in a movie theater because everybody was on the same page.

[Heath]

Really.

[Zane]

Like, you know when everybody's watching the Spider man, the Marvel movie where all three spider mans were in it.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

It was kind of like that where everyone was just like talking to each other while watching. Cuz it was just so insane.

[Matt]

And you'll laugh.

[Heath]

Movie theaters give me the same like nostalgia feeling of like putting a record on. Yeah, Like I. It just kind of like, it's a.

[Matt]

It's a nice ritual. It's like you get out of like, your head. You get to zone out and escape to a different world and just be.

[Zane]

Like, whenever you guys think about a movie, like years down the line. Do you ever remember as. Oh, I watched this one in the theaters.

[Heath]

I know. Exactly.

[Zane]

I did the same thing. All right.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

Like, as soon as you play A movie after it's been out for years.

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, but I also have a really good memory of, like, random things, like Mariah. Mariah makes fun of, like, me and my family because we remember restaurants from what we ordered at a specific restaurant.

[Zane]

You remember exactly what you ordered 10 years ago at a certain restaurant. Restaurant when you were in high school.

[Heath]

I got the steak. I got. Yes. Yeah. So that was. We went there, and you got the baby back ribs, and they had the really good baked potato. And that's crazy. It's always. We remember every single restaurant and what we ordered, but we can always remember.

[Matt]

What movies I see out of town. Like, if I was in a different state, I went to the movies. I can remember.

[Zane]

Oh, for example, Dark Knight, when it first came out, I was in London working the Olympics, and I remember we went to the movie theater and we watched Dark Knight when it came out. And it was just such a cool experience because it was an amazing movie. And I was, like, in London watching it. I remember it wasn't the premiere. It was like we went to a movie theater because I was working the Olympics.

[Matt]

I remember I went to the premiere for the Dark Knight and I was high out of my mind. I was so high. And then the next morning, my mom.

[Heath]

The Heath Ledger one, right?

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. And my mom, the next morning was like, so what was it about? I was like, I don't. I have no clue.

[Zane]

I gotta watch it again.

[Matt]

I couldn't.

[Heath]

Yeah, you just go, oh, it's so good.

[Matt]

I was like, the Joker was.

[Heath]

I. I don't want to give it away.

[Zane]

The Joker was bad.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Heath]

Did you watch the new Joker?

[Matt]

No, I heard it.

[Zane]

So did you see the interview with Lady Gaga and him, they're like, so ask him how they like the movie. And they both looked at each other almost like a Season 8 cast of Game of Thrones when they got interviewed, and they're all just like. Like, same thing. Do you think they react like that once they see everybody else react bad to it? Like, almost like they think it's good?

[Heath]

No, I think. I think they know as soon as they watch their own movie.

[Zane]

You think so there was a big.

[Matt]

Clip at Cannes Film Festival where they showed it for the first time. I think it was can. And people, like, were reading Joaquin Phoenix's lips, and he, like, looks over to Lady Gaga and he's. They think. He says, it's terrible. She goes, oh, no, don't say that like, it's fine. He goes, no, Billy, it's Terrible. It's not a good film.

[Zane]

Right in the theater.

[Matt]

Yeah. And she's trying to be like, she. Because everyone is doing the whole big. And he's just like, it's not good. She's like, stop. He probably great. It's great.

[Zane]

Probably doesn't understand that, like, people can like, lip read now.

[Heath]

Yeah, that's my favorite. The. The deaf girl on Tick Tock that reads.

[Zane]

There's so many people on Tick Tock that do that. I love it. Every time I see a video where some people are mouthing, I immediately look up the search and see which lip.

[Matt]

What they think that they're saying.

[Heath]

I saw a lot of people were. Didn't know that it was a musical, but it's like, it's Lady Gaga. You would kind of.

[Zane]

Yeah. And also like a good. Good movies have musicals in it. I never mind musicals. As long as, like, the movie is good. Yeah.

[Matt]

I didn't know Wicked is gonna be in two parts. Two parts.

[Zane]

Part one.

[Matt]

And we have to wait like a whole other year for the second one.

[Zane]

Yeah, I get it. It's also keeps people, like, excited too. Like, when I watched the first Mission, I always bring this up. I love Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible, the part one. I was so excited knowing that in exactly like a year I'm gonna get the second one. It's like almost like. It's just like a promo for itself. I get it.

[Heath]

Yeah. I love a good.

[Zane]

And that Wicked movie looked like they put in a billion dollars into it.

[Matt]

What was the thing that you wouldn't say, though? You think it was kind of gross, but kind of scary.

[Zane]

Oh, did you guys see on the news, they found like, a head in a box. Did you see that?

[Heath]

Wait, what?

[Zane]

It was just on the. On the sidewalk in Chicago, like West side Chicago.

[Matt]

Oh, this is the head.

[Zane]

It was in a box. Like, almost like a cartel. Like, left the box, like, as a message and it was insane.

[Matt]

Oh, no, I didn't hear that one. I heard the one about how they found someone moved into a house, went in the freezer in one of the houses and found a head and hands severed.

[Heath]

What?

[Matt]

Head and hands. And they were able to identify them. And it was a girl who had gone missing in, like 2005.

[Zane]

No way.

[Matt]

Yeah, but it's very.

[Heath]

And they left it in a house that was sold.

[Matt]

Yes, yes.

[Heath]

How do you forget that?

[Matt]

I have no clue. And I don't. But I also don't know if even the last owner even knew that it was in that freezer. And I don't know if it's like a freezer in a shed, it's a back freezer. It's a house full of junk. I don't know.

[Zane]

Can't they just easily find out the last person that was living there?

[Matt]

You know I think it's still an ongoing investigation. Right when I saw it was very fresh and all that they knew was that they were able to identify it and they're investigating more and seeing how it was tied.

[Heath]

But oh my gosh. Imagine like say you have neighbors that know you have like a shed with like a like a meat freezer right in the middle of the night. Say you did do something like that. You chop the body up and you go into their freezer and you put it at the very bottom underneath all the steaks and just like whatever you're.

[Zane]

Talking about like someone else's freezer or.

[Heath]

They'Re somebody else's freezer. Like say you live next to somebody that like you're kind of in the middle of nowher.

[Zane]

You just know they have a freezer.

[Heath]

You just go in there, you bury it at the bottom of their freezer. They would never know that it's in there. And then eventually it would be found and you have no like you, the cops go what is this? And you're like I genuinely have no idea how that got in there.

[Matt]

Somebody put it in there and just associated you with.

[Zane]

So screwed.

[Heath]

Done, so fucked. Oh my gosh.

[Zane]

How would you get out of that one?

[Heath]

You wouldn't. That's crazy. Like if like a lot of people like to that like my family, they have like a meat specific freezer where it's just packed full of like a couple years worth of like food. You know what I mean? It's just like that.

[Zane]

My dad and some mom had that too. Just for. They don't touch for especially people in.

[Heath]

The country like you just have designated like meat freezer. You could just bury it at the very bottom and it could be in there for years.

[Matt]

You just would need a damn good alibi. Or just I don't know.

[Heath]

Imagine being like I don't know how that got in there. I really don't. Well, it's your freezer in your, in your property.

[Zane]

Yeah, but the thing is that they're going to call it in, right?

[Heath]

No, but like say it was something like that where they sold the house and it was just a random freezer back there and or it was an.

[Zane]

Open, like it was an, it was an empty house and then the person was like, oh, this is an Empty house.

[Heath]

That's so scary.

[Zane]

God. Like your whole life is going to change if you just, you're clearing out your freezer before the big move you're starting your family or like, say you.

[Heath]

Find it yourself, what do you then do? Like, you know, it's not yours, but then now you're stuck. Do you call it in?

[Matt]

Like absolutely 100%.

[Zane]

You have to.

[Heath]

Hey, I just found a headache. My like, freezer. How long's it? I don't know. It's been in here for a few years.

[Matt]

Somebody put this.

[Zane]

The thing is that, you know what, Heath? At that point you have no choice.

[Heath]

Or, or you get scared, like thinking that they're going to think it's you. And then you go, then try to bury it.

[Zane]

Then you're, then you're screwed. Then you're.

[Matt]

Give me a damn lie detector test. I passed that.

[Zane]

Go ahead.

[Matt]

Never put the body in there.

[Heath]

I've never seen that head of my life.

[Zane]

Then you're a good killer.

[Matt]

I never seen it.

[Heath]

Well, I saw it one time and when I found it, I went there.

[Matt]

Even though in times where I feel like I'd be so confident of a crime I know I did not commit, doing a lie detector test, I, you.

[Heath]

Know, the pressure on the line.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

But you know, when you're so confident, you know you didn't do something. I think they see that. I think any pro, any like, professional would see that, like, okay, this guy's telling the truth.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Cuz they're going to get a ton of. They're not going to just get one guy. They're going to get multiple people to like ask this guy questions.

[Heath]

What a crazy plot twist of like.

[Zane]

I'm also not a good liar either, actually, am I? No, no. In that situation, I'd be a very bad liar. I need to like, just say it out of the blue for it to, for me to be a guy.

[Heath]

I just found this body.

[Matt]

I would say I'm a good liar, but I'm a great truth teller. Like, I'll make you believe, okay, like that I did not do something. I, I in that confession room, like looking at the camera, even filming me being like, I didn't do this and let's figure out who did this. I'm gonna help you and I will help you.

[Zane]

That's what a killer would do though, right?

[Matt]

No, because killers sometimes are only concerned about themselves and not concerned about like the victim and who did this. That's like a big tell.

[Zane]

You're a killer that studied.

[Matt]

Like, yeah, yeah, cuz like you were Casey Anthony. She's only worried about, in her moment about herself getting accused of the crime. She is not once concerned about where her daughter is.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

I feel like there's so many unsolved that is like just one, like one second away from being, like, exposed. You know what I mean? I feel like there's so many, like, missing people that are still missing and the proof is out there, like in somebody's house or something that like, nobody. It just hasn't been found yet. And it's so crazy to think about.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, it's just right in stories.

[Zane]

Where, like, other people may, like, have seen it or like, think, but they just don't report it just because they don't think it's anything.

[Matt]

There's just someone in their life that they know that actually like, killed the kid and they just been living in denial.

[Heath]

There's a crazy conspiracy that the old milk carton, like, missing kids was used for, like, trafficking.

[Matt]

Really? Oh.

[Heath]

Like some. Some people think that that's how.

[Zane]

What an interesting thing to put just on milk cartons too.

[Matt]

I also feel like they're. They don't do that good of a job about missing people these days. Like, I only get like a missing person's report.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

If I like, walk into maybe like a Walmart and I look at like a cork board in like, the customer service area. I feel like they used to be on billboards.

[Zane]

Yeah, they would be on billboards.

[Matt]

I don't see the faces of people who are that often in my life. Unless it's like someone on social media. I know who I'm following. Yeah.

[Heath]

You would only know if you saw, like, a video. But I wonder if we've ever come across a missing person and we just didn't know that, like, what they looked like to have caught it.

[Zane]

Also, why do I feel like we don't get ev. Like, I just recently got a notification, like maybe a week ago that like, oh, missing, or a child abduction alert or something like that. And I got a notification on my phone. Why do I feel like we're not getting every single one?

[Heath]

Yeah, I definitely don't think we are.

[Zane]

Is that something that you have to call in?

[Heath]

What do they call it? Like an Amber alert type thing?

[Zane]

Yeah. But I feel like we should be getting much more.

[Heath]

Like maybe they only do it, like, if it's in your, like, close vicinity. Right. Like, if it's within like 50 miles of you, maybe they'll send it to those people.

[Matt]

Maybe sometimes it's like A. It's. What if it's a missing elderly person? Show me a picture.

[Zane]

Yeah, that.

[Matt]

Show me.

[Zane]

Imagine everybody got sent a picture. Every single phone in, like, the area, I think.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I'd be on the lookout for sure. If I was driving around, I saw a picture, I'd be like, my eyes peeled wherever I am at.

[Matt]

Yeah. Or sometimes it's like, some car, but I'm like, I don't know what that model of that car looks like either.

[Zane]

I want to help. If I'm, like, free that day, I want to help out any way I can. Or.

[Heath]

Or, like, think about, like, driving on the highway or just around town. Like. Like, just in your mind being able to know which cars around you are currently stolen. Like, when my truck got stolen, they were driving it around town, and nobody knew that it was a stolen vehicle, right?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Like, to anybody driving by thought that that was just their truck.

[Zane]

Why doesn't it. The whole car, flash red when it's stolen? Like, you know what I mean? Have it, like, give us a little. Give us a way where.

[Heath]

What if you could, like, just look around and know what car is?

[Zane]

God, that'd be fun.

[Heath]

Oh, man.

[Zane]

Or following a car, like. Or you get the alert that, like, child abuction the car, the license, and it's in front of you. I'm following the car the entire way through you. I don't care how far. Yeah. No, I'm gonna be on the phone with the cops, and I'm following that car until I see a cop car come on the highway.

[Matt]

Oh, man.

[Zane]

You have to. You have to. Because if you don't do it, I.

[Heath]

Mean, we've done it for drunk drivers. I would. We would definitely be doing it if, like, somebody was.

[Zane]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Drunk drivers were on their ass.

[Matt]

I would love just to be a detective, like, one time on a case. Like, give me the case. I'd devote, like, a couple months of my life.

[Zane]

But you work on, like, the social media aspect, right? Like, you kind of like you're from your own computer kind of doing.

[Matt]

I just want to get. I want to have a badge, access, be on the team. We're in the room and we're going, well, this is the story about this. Well, like, have we looked into this guy? They go, you're going over there today. Oh, my God.

[Zane]

I would love to see Matt on a case to see, like, how much he adds to the team.

[Matt]

Just pouring coffee. Like, you guys are. You're missing.

[Heath]

You're up until, like, five in the morning, just sitting there like, we're thinking.

[Matt]

Too big a this. It's right under our nose here, guys.

[Heath]

It's so crazy because there's so many movies about that, right? Like, just the detective who's, like, sitting there, like. But that's somebody's real life. Like, there's a lot of people that are genuinely doing that. I think that's so cool.

[Matt]

And what's so tough about a detective is, like, you're given that one case you were getting paid, you know, your whole salary. That's someone's paying you to go down this whole. What do they call it? Foot trail or following the clues.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Imagine you have a whole case, you work months on it, you still don't solve anything. You feel, like, so defeated.

[Heath]

My favorite thing to watch, though, is, like, the detectives in the room with somebody, and they're trying, like, where they're in there for, like, three hours talking to them, and they're trying to get them to, like, slip and confess. I love watching the way that they word things to try to, like.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Bait them or, like, trick question them into accidentally saying the truth.

[Zane]

And normally they just let them talk. Yeah, they will. At some point, they will slip them and say one little.

[Heath]

I thought you said that.

[Matt]

Yeah. So wait, then what time did you get there? And they're like, oh, because they said.

[Heath]

You'Re at the gym at 7, so how could you.

[Matt]

Yeah, they'll. They already know. What?

[Heath]

Even though, like, they'll make something like that up just to see how they react to possibly having a flaw in their story.

[Matt]

Heath.

[Zane]

I'd be so bad. Even if I'm innocent, I would be in jail.

[Matt]

Just misspoke. One line.

[Zane]

It was like, I would be terrible. Yeah. I would throw myself in a hole being interrogated like that. Yeah. I'd be in jail. Prison. I'd somehow confess to it when I didn't even do it.

[Heath]

A lot of people do, like, false confessions. It's awful.

[Matt]

Did you see the British woman who, like, killed both of her parents and had their bodies, like, stored up in her, like, townhouse or whatever and had been claiming their pensions or getting their money? And the cops full body cam footage are like, so where are they? And she goes, all right, you're not gonna like this answer. It's. It's a bit morbid. She says something like this, and she goes, my father's body's in there. He's been dead for, like, a few years. And they go, and where's your mother? She's like, that's a bit more complicated. It's by the sink and like, you know, a cupboard or whatever. And she goes, but just relax, you've caught the bad guy. It's me, this woman. So how just politely confesses to the crime?

[Heath]

So she was collecting the money because people didn't know that they were dead.

[Matt]

So they were killed. Her parents. She poisoned her parents. And they've been just old and missing kind of for a long time, but she was collecting all their money. And then people eventually caught on that they have not seen these people in a long time. And they come into her home, full body cam thing, and she just confesses. They're right up there. The bodies are there. So take me in. I've committed the crime. Huh?

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Matt]

Crazy.

[Zane]

It's been so long where she's just kind of used to it. Like just. Yeah, yeah, they're in there.

[Matt]

You want to hear a bit of it?

[Zane]

Oh, God. Okay, yeah. Okay.

[Matt]

Obviously I'll. A little bit more complicated.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Where will we find your mom?

[Heath]

Where will you find your mom?

[Zane]

Okay, so upstairs there are about five wardrobes. It's behind the bed at the back next to a sink. I did know that this would kind of come eventually. It's proper that I serve my punishment. I deserve to obviously get right to it coming sentence wise because that's the right thing to do. Give me a girl that's that honest. You know what I mean? I want a girl that truthful, fell in love.

[Heath]

I don't know. I think, I don't know.

[Matt]

She says to the cup right at the end, she goes, cheer up, you've caught the bad guy.

[Zane]

Cheer up, cheer up.

[Matt]

Cheer up. You've caught the bad guy.

[Zane]

And that might give me a bit of peace. Cheer off.

[Heath]

That's crazy.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Matt]

Crazy. Kind of not all. There she is on some happy pills. Yeah, cheer up.

[Zane]

If the story was more intricate, definitely would have made a whole show about that. Like just. Just this posh lady that is just living.

[Matt]

You go in just serving the max sentence, you're going to jail for the rest of your life.

[Zane]

I deserve it.

[Matt]

All right, well, that seems cop me. This is it.

[Zane]

Wow, what a roller coaster of an episode.

[Heath]

A little spooky, little creepy.

[Zane]

They got a little goosebumps in my system. I needed that.

[Heath]

Well, thank you guys so much for watching as usual. Also make sure to check out our Patreon. Patreon.com Zane and Heath. We keep these cameras rolling for an extended amount of time. It's like a bonus episode within the episode. You get to hang out with us for a little bit longer. We also do a bonus episode every single month. We do a live Q and a every single month. It's a great time. [e-mail] Zane Heath.

[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

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[Zane]

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[Heath]

All right, guys, well, unwinders, we'll see you in a second. And thank you guys again for watching. We love you so much and we will see you soon. Bye. How'd you guys know to do that.

[Matt]

At the same time feeding off your energy.

[Zane]

Whoa. Okay.