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John Hagedorn (Host)
welcome back, everyone, to 1001 Radio Days. This is your host and storyteller, John Hagedorn. Today, two episodes of Dragnet, starring Jack Webb as Sergeant Friday. Enjoy.
Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is tr. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Dragnet Announcer
Dragnet,
Narrator
You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned a missing person's detail. You get a call that a man has failed to return to his home, there's reason to suspect foul play. Your job, investigate.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It was Friday. January 2nd was overcast in Los Angeles. We were working the night watch out of homicide division, Missing persons detail. My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Warman. My name's Friday. I was on my way back from communications, and it was 8:12am when I got to room 24. Squad room.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Well, it's hard to believe, isn't it?
Lorna Madison
Hmm.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
January 2nd. Another year gone by.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You see this evening sports page?
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, I didn't. Why?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Still talking about that Rose bowl game?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh, that's all.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You know, Joe, looks to me like that last play of the game's gonna end up like the Dempsey Tunney thing.
Sergeant Joe Friday
The what?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
The Dempsey tunic fight.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh, I don't think it will.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Oh, yeah. Big controversy over that last play.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, since when? All the sports writers agree.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Well, that's where you're wrong, Joe.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How do you figure that? I read them all. Examiner, Times, Herald News, the Mirror. They all agree. The officials Called it right. All the sports writers, huh? Every one of them,
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Apparently. You haven't seen this.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I've never seen that paper before in my life. No, that's where you're wrong, Joe.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
All the writers don't agree on that last play. See? Finchley Crockett right there. You can see for yourself.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Who?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Finchley Crockett.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Who's he?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Only the sports editor, that's all.
Sergeant Joe Friday
The editor of what? What paper is this, Jesse?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
County Realist. Picked it up tonight on my way in.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, well, the game's over, so let's just forget about it. What do you say?
Fred Madison
Oh, sure.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Just overlook the only right call on the game, huh?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Just pass it right by, Joe.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Finchley Crockett's never been wrong. Called the World Series, the All Star Game. Picked the heavyweight champ before the fight.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He's accurate, Joe. Good for him. But it's over and the score still stands. Next year's another game. Okay, listen to this.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
I'm gonna read this column to you. The Bird says by Finchley Crockett.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's the name of the column? The Bird. Bird. Crockett. Who? When? Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
When Crockett played for the Trojans, his nickname was the Bird.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I don't remember anybody by that name playing for usc. No, Joe.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Jcu. Jesse County Trojans.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh, yeah, sure.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Listen to what he says. It is a rare treat when the editor of a small town paper gets to see one of the nation's bowl games. But your editor was so treated this week at the county seat. As you all know, the new television transmitter is now operating. And it is a rare treat. As you know, there's nothing like being at the game. But it is a rare treat when the editor of a small town paper gets to see one of the nation's bowl games.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He's a real great guy, Joe.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
And in closing, yours truly would like to go on record and say that the last play of the game was a complete mystery to me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Go ahead.
Fred Madison
Go ahead.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
That's it, Joe. He made his point.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's all there is to the entire column.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Well, that's it. It proves that all the sports writers didn't agree on the last play of the game.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I get it. Missing Persons Friday. Yes, ma'.
Fred Madison
Am.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's right. All right, we'll be right out. No, ma'. Am. Right away. Bye.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What do you got?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Missing husband?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Wife says he and another man went out this afternoon. He's over three hours late getting home. It's kind of early to start worrying, huh? No, not the way she puts it.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What do you mean?
Sergeant Joe Friday
I'm a fellow with him. Yeah, her husband was gonna have him put in jail. 8:32pm Frank and I left the office and drove out to. The address was located on Agatha Street. The lettering on the window read Helmer's Mannequin Rental and Sales. The store was dark except for a single light at the rear of the place. We knocked and a small woman in her 50s answered the door. We identified ourselves and she asked us in.
Jerry App Representative
You want to come back to the office?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Thank you.
Jerry App Representative
Watch your steps there. It's kind of dark.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Thank you. These dummies sure look like real people.
Jerry App Representative
Yes, we specialize in life, like models. I've been working on the books, trying to keep my mind off of what's happened. You want to sit down?
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's all right, Ms. Helmer, you go ahead. You want to tell us what this is all about?
Jerry App Representative
Now Jason's gone.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's your husband's name, Jason Helmer?
Jerry App Representative
That's right.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How old is he?
Jerry App Representative
He's 53. He had a birthday last October.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Why do you think something's happened to him?
Jerry App Representative
Because it's not like him to do a thing like this without telling me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You told me on the phone that you'd heard from him. Is that right?
Jerry App Representative
Not from him. Fred Madison called me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
When was that?
Jerry App Representative
I guess it was about 5:45. Might have been six, no later.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, what'd this fellow Madison say to you?
Jerry App Representative
Told me that Jason was coming right home.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Were they together when he called?
Jerry App Representative
You know, Fred said they were.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did you talk to your husband?
Jerry App Representative
No. At the time, I didn't think it'd be necessary.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You know where they called from?
Jerry App Representative
Fred said some bar.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did he mention a name?
Jerry App Representative
No, and I didn't ask. I guess I was afraid to.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What do you mean?
Jerry App Representative
Well, Jason used to drink quite a bit. We had a lot of trouble over it. Seemed like everything was falling apart. And then he straightened up and quit. He hasn't had a drink of liquor in 10 years. When Fred called, I thought that maybe he'd gotten Jason started again.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did he say your husband had been drinking?
Jerry App Representative
No, no, he just told me that Jason was leaving the barn to be right home.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Was he driving?
Jerry App Representative
Well, I don't know, ma'.
Fred Madison
Am.
Jerry App Representative
My husband hurt his shoulder a couple of days ago. He wrenched it. I don't think he's able to drive very well. He might try to make it with one hand. Our car has that automatic drive thing, you know, you don't have to shift gears. Yes, Ma', am, but I don't think he'd have driven.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did he leave in your car?
Jerry App Representative
Yes. Fred told him he'd drive.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Where'd they go?
Jerry App Representative
Well, like I told you on the phone, to the races.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Your husband usually go there?
Jerry App Representative
No. The only reason he went today was to collect some money.
Sergeant Joe Friday
From who?
Jerry App Representative
Fred.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He's the man your husband was gonna put in jail, is that right?
Jerry App Representative
Yes, that's right.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Why?
Jerry App Representative
Well, he's owed us some money for quite a while. About four months ago, Jason asked him for it. Fred wrote a check.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I see.
Jerry App Representative
It wasn't any good.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You want to go ahead?
Jerry App Representative
Well, Jason tried to get in touch with Fred and wanted to give him the chance to make good on the check. Was never able to catch him at home. Talked to him on the phone, but Fred was never there when my husband went over to see him. Yeah, Jason told him to have the money this morning and the bad check would be turned over to police.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Wow.
Jerry App Representative
Fred showed up here this morning. We thought he'd come to pay the money, but he told us he didn't have it. Jason said there wasn't any reason to spend more time on it. Said they might as well go to the police. That's when Fred told us that he could get the money out at the racetrack. He wanted Jason to drive him out there.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Is that what happened?
Jerry App Representative
Yeah. At first, Jason didn't want to, you
Lorna Madison
know, with his sore shoulder.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, ma'. Am.
Jerry App Representative
He told Fred to take a bus. Fred said he didn't have any money and begged my husband to drive him. Told him how he'd pay the money he owed and have enough to get home. Yeah, well, they Left here about 11.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did this Fred Madison say who he was going to get the money from?
Jerry App Representative
No, just that it was some friend.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Can you give us a description of your husband's car?
Jerry App Representative
Yes, I've got the license number, too, if you want it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How about a description of both men?
Jerry App Representative
Well, I can give you that.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right.
Jerry App Representative
Ms. Elmer, the sergeant?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, ma'. Am.
Jerry App Representative
You've been through this kind of thing before. You ought to know. What's that about Jason. Do you think he's all right?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, I wouldn't know, Ms. Helmer. We'll try to find out.
Jerry App Representative
We've been so close the last 10 years, ever since he stopped drinking. I guess that's what I'm afraid of more than anything else. Him starting up again.
Sergeant Joe Friday
This man I can understand.
Jerry App Representative
Do you think he might have started up again?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, I wouldn't know that either, but I'd Say things might be in your favor.
Jerry App Representative
Well, how's that?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, 10 years is a long time.
Jerry App Representative
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Good habits are hard to break too. Before we left the store, we got a complete description of Jason Helmer and Fred Madison. We also got Madison address and the license number of the car they were driving. Mrs. Halmer gave us a recent photograph of her husband. And we checked with R and I on both men. We found a record on each one of them. Helmer had been booked 12 times for drunk. The last one was over 10 years ago. Madison had been picked up for drunk, suspicion of burglary and writing checks without sufficient funds. We checked the jails and the hospitals and we found that neither man had been booked in the last five hours. We went back to the office and got a local on an APB on both man and the car. 9:46pm we drove out to talk to Fred Madison. There was no one at home. But we got the information that his wife was employed at a restaurant on Clay Street. We went over to see her.
Lorna Madison
Can I help you?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah, like to see Mrs. Madison, please.
Lorna Madison
Who are you?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Police officers. This is my partner, Frank Smith. My name's Friday. Here's our identification.
Lorna Madison
Uh huh. Well, I'm Lorna Madison. What do you want?
Sergeant Joe Friday
A few questions we'd like to ask.
Lorna Madison
You mind going in the back to talk? Don't want everybody in a place to know my business.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh. What booth?
Lorna Madison
Back here. Hard enough to keep the job. Go ahead, sit down.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Thank you.
Lorna Madison
Can I get you some coffee?
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, thank you. No, ma'.
Mrs. Madison
Am.
Lorna Madison
I don't have to ask you what this is all about.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I guess big fine.
Lorna Madison
Something about Fred.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, ma'. Am.
Lorna Madison
What'd he do?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, we're not sure that he's done anything yet, Ms. Manderson.
Lorna Madison
Then why are you here?
Sergeant Joe Friday
We're trying to find him.
Lorna Madison
He is in trouble.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
We just want to talk to him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Could you tell us where he might be?
Lorna Madison
He should be home with you. Tight there.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, we have.
Lorna Madison
Well, I don't know then. He left this morning. Said he'd be home early.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Have you heard from him?
Lorna Madison
No.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did he say where he was going
Lorna Madison
when he left the racetrack?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Was he going with anybody? Would you know?
Lorna Madison
He didn't say.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What kind of work does your husband do, Ms. Madison?
Lorna Madison
He's a collector.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's that?
Lorna Madison
He collects corks and bottles. Ma', am, I'm trying to tell you. He doesn't work. He just drinks.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Then how could he afford to go to the races?
Lorna Madison
He can't. The only money he's Got is what he can borrow from other people to steal from my purse.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did he say why I was going to the races?
Jerry App Representative
No.
Lorna Madison
I don't care what he does anymore. I've tried to help him, but he doesn't make any effort to change. Just goes on drinking and feeling sorry for himself.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Any idea where he'd go if he was drinking?
Lorna Madison
Any place where he can mooch a drink? If you can try it here.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Can you give us the name of any of the places?
Lorna Madison
Yeah, I can tell you. But will you tell me what he's done?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, it's just like we said, Ms. Madison. We're not sure that he's done anything yet.
Lorna Madison
That's the truth.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Mrs. Madison
Am.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We just like to talk to him.
Lorna Madison
All right. I think I can help you find him. I got a phone call earlier this evening.
Sergeant Joe Friday
From your husband?
Lorna Madison
No, from a friend of ours in the Valley. David Neeson. Fred had called him. Fred wanted to use his place tonight. Davis said he could. I asked him if Fred had been drinking. He said he couldn't tell, but I know he has. Follows a pattern.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How's that, Ms. Manson?
Lorna Madison
He's done it before. Go out to David's place, drink himself into a stupor. David always calls me, so I won't worry. Could I have something in your offices?
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right.
Lorna Madison
If you find him there, will you do what you can for him?
Sergeant Joe Friday
What do you think it's going to do any good?
Lorna Madison
What do you mean? Mr. Friday?
Sergeant Joe Friday
I don't think he'd take our help, would he?
Lorna Madison
Why?
Sergeant Joe Friday
He didn't want yours. Miss Madison gave us the address of the place where her husband was supposed to be. We also got the address and phone number of David Neeson. We put in a call to him, but he hadn't heard from Madison. Frank and I left the restaurant and drove out to the street. San Fernando Valley. On the way out, it started to rain. 3113 Norhoff street was a small redwood house. We parked the car and walked up onto the porch. Frank tried the door. Better try it again. Yeah.
Fred Madison
Yeah. Who's there?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Madison, open the door.
Fred Madison
Sorry, I know, or anything.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Come on, Madison, open up.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Doesn't sound like he's doing too good.
Fred Madison
What do you want?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Let's talk inside.
Fred Madison
Sure wouldn't keep anybody out at night like this. Come on in.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Police officers.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Let's go over by the fire. It's cold out here in the middle of the room.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You Fred Madison?
Fred Madison
Well, that's what you call me when you pound it on the door.
Narrator
That's right.
Fred Madison
You friends of Dave's?
Sergeant Joe Friday
We've talked to him.
Fred Madison
He's a nice fellow, old Dave. This his house, you know?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, we know.
Fred Madison
Nice place. Roof's tight. Good bar. He's a great friend, old Dave.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Come on, get up.
Fred Madison
Yeah. How you fellows like to drink? You know, something keep the chill out.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, we don't want one.
Sergeant Joe Friday
And we think you've had enough, too.
Fred Madison
Well, how about you, mister?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
No.
Fred Madison
Okay, but don't say I didn't try.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Put the glass down, Madison. You're gonna have enough trouble answering our questions as it is.
Fred Madison
Well, that's just where you're wrong. Yeah. One thing everybody says about old Fred, he can handle his booze. You never seen old Fred swinging?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Put that glass down. Okay.
Fred Madison
Like to cooperate? Mind if I sit down here?
Sergeant Joe Friday
I'll help you. Sit right here.
Fred Madison
All right. Old Dave ought to get some cushions for these benches.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You want to start talking now?
Fred Madison
Whenever you're ready.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What'd you do today?
Fred Madison
All day?
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's right.
Fred Madison
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Where'd you go?
Fred Madison
Took a little ride out to the track.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Races?
Fred Madison
Yeah, Took a little ride.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you go by yourself? I said, did you go to the races by yourself?
Fred Madison
As a matter of fact, I didn't.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Who'd you go with?
Fred Madison
Friend of mine.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What's his name?
Fred Madison
Well, you don't know him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Give us his name.
Fred Madison
Jason.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Homer, tell us what happened.
Fred Madison
Well, nothing. We drove out there and saw the horses.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did you make any bets?
Calvin Webster
No.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Then why'd you go?
Fred Madison
I like horses.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You know. That's not the reason. Now, come on.
Fred Madison
Okay. I went out to collect some money.
Sergeant Joe Friday
From whom?
Fred Madison
Why are you asking all these questions?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you get the money?
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What'd you do with it?
Fred Madison
I don't think that's any of your business.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You do anything wrong with it?
Calvin Webster
No.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, then you don't mind telling us,
Harry Tishner
do you pay to Bill?
Sergeant Joe Friday
To who?
Fred Madison
Jason.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How much you owe him?
Fred Madison
A hundred bucks. Listen, I don't like all these questions. The way you guys came in here, I don't like it at all. I don't think I'm gonna answer anything more for you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I think you are. Where'd you go after you left the track? Come on. Madison told you.
Fred Madison
Drove out to the Valley.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Halmer go with you?
Fred Madison
Yes, he did.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Who drove?
Harry Tishner
Me.
Fred Madison
Jason has a sore shoulder.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right.
Fred Madison
We stopped at a bar, had a couple of drinks. Halmer was feeling pretty good that he got paid.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How about Halmer? Did he have anything to drink? Who, Halmer?
Calvin Webster
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Yeah, a couple.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What was the name of the bar.
Fred Madison
What?
Sergeant Joe Friday
The bar. What's the name of it?
Fred Madison
Well, I don't know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You stopped at a place and you don't know the name of it.
Fred Madison
That's the way it is. It doesn't matter what name's on the outside anyway. Just what's on the bottles. That's what's important.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
All right. What happened then?
Fred Madison
Jason said he had to go home. He wanted me to call his wife and tell her he was on the way.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you?
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What time was that?
Fred Madison
I guess about 5, 30. Someplace in there?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Well, we sat around and had a couple more and then he left.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You stayed on after Halmer left? Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Who paid for the drinks?
Fred Madison
Well, what do you think? Me?
Sergeant Joe Friday
How much money did you collect out at the track?
Fred Madison
100 bucks. Collected it and then paid Jason.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, let's see your wallet.
Fred Madison
Why?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Come on, get it up. How much money have you got?
Fred Madison
I don't know. Not much.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'll take a guess. Will you?
Fred Madison
20, $30.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right. Open your wallet and count it.
Fred Madison
Well, might be better if you did.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I said you count it.
Fred Madison
Okay, but don't get mad at me if I do it wrong.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'll try not to. All right.
Fred Madison
10, 20, 25, 26, 27, $27. That and the change I still got in my pocket. You want me to count that, too?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Never mind.
Fred Madison
I'll be glad to do it for you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Let me see your wallet.
Fred Madison
Certainly. Here you are.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You keep the money. Now give me the wallet.
Fred Madison
Wallet's a present from my wife. Real nice. A cordovan leather. Not a stitch in it, you know, all folded.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Okay. Here. Put it back in your pocket. Yeah.
Fred Madison
Thank you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Where'd you get the money, Madison?
Fred Madison
From in my wallet.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Before that, I had it. Since when?
Fred Madison
This morning.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I won't hold.
Harry Tishner
Why?
Sergeant Joe Friday
We got it that you were broke this morning.
Fred Madison
I got it now. Now I have got it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You have, huh?
Fred Madison
You think I'm a thief, isn't that it?
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'll let you tell us.
Fred Madison
No deal, huh? I didn't steal it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, then where'd you get it?
Fred Madison
From my bank.
Sergeant Joe Friday
When'd you get it?
Lorna Madison
Tonight.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You're gonna have to do a little better than that, Madison.
Fred Madison
Well, I don't know why.
Harry Tishner
Be perfectly happy to prove it to
Sergeant Joe Friday
you when you're ready, huh?
Fred Madison
All right, I'll show you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Take you right out there.
Fred Madison
You think all the banks close at the same time, don't you?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Go ahead.
Fred Madison
Well, you're wrong. Mine's always open court. Of course, you don't pay any interest. But it's there, and it's always open.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, let's go.
Fred Madison
Sure. Take you right out there. It's out in Canoga Park.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You got a coat?
Fred Madison
No, sir. Hey, how about a little drink before we go, huh? Kind of warm.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Put that down.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
I told you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Once you've had enough of that, there
Fred Madison
ain't that much hate to figure what happened if I ever ran out. I hate to think about it. Be terrible to have to go without it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, I'll tell you something.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What's that?
Sergeant Joe Friday
If that bank of yours isn't there, you're gonna get the chance. Because of Fred Madison's condition, it was difficult to know how much of the truth he was telling us. We went back to the car and started to drive toward Canoga Park. On the way, we stopped and put in a call to Mrs. Helmer. Her husband still hadn't returned. Madison directed us to drive to a ranch type house on Kelvin Avenue. By the time we got there, it stopped raining. We parked the car and walked up to the house. There were no lights on and no answer when we rang the bell.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
All right, Madison, you through playing games now?
Fred Madison
Banks out in the backyard.
Harry Tishner
What backyard?
Fred Madison
There's a barbecue out there. Banks at tin can near there.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, show us.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Sure.
Fred Madison
I used to live in this house, that's all.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Always figured that someday I was gonna need some money. One time I just went out and buried some. Figured there'd be a time when I was gonna need it. Yeah, It's a tin can at a barbecue.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What time are you here today?
Fred Madison
I don't know. I don't have a watch.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Haven't got any idea.
Fred Madison
Sorry. That catch is kind of tricky. You gotta pull it towards you. Always meant to fix that when we lived here.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, now, where's the barbecue?
Fred Madison
One of you got a flashlight? Now let me have it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You tell us where you want it pointed.
Fred Madison
See? You don't trust anybody.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Where's the barbecue?
Fred Madison
It's over in the corner of the yard, right near the fence.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Where? Over here.
Fred Madison
No. Swing the light over to the left.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
There's nothing there.
Fred Madison
Maybe I made a mistake. It's been a while since I've been here. There must be any other corner of
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
the yard over here, huh?
Lorna Madison
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, take a good look. You're not doing so good tonight, are you, Madison?
Fred Madison
I don't understand. I saw it today.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Mm.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Probably the owner of the house, huh?
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'll check with him.
Fred Madison
Sure. Don't understand it. Right in the corner of the yard near the fence. Some of you fellas you're looking for.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Police officer? Sir.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
We tried the door.
Sergeant Joe Friday
There wasn't anybody home.
Fred Madison
You want to tell me what this is all about?
Sergeant Joe Friday
You live here, do you?
Fred Madison
That's right. What are you looking for?
Sergeant Joe Friday
You know anything about a barbecue pit in the backyard here?
Fred Madison
Yeah. Why?
Sergeant Joe Friday
You want to tell us where it is?
Fred Madison
I tore it down. Three months ago,
Sergeant Joe Friday
We returned Fred Madison to the office for further interrogation. Frank and I attempted to talk to him without result. He said he couldn't remember where he'd gotten the money. He couldn't tell us where Jason Halmer was. We put in a call to the
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
missing man's home, but he still hadn't returned.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We rechecked the hospitals and the jails without result. 1:14am we were ready to give it
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
up for the night.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Frank went over to the office and I got Madison ready to leave.
Fred Madison
You going to take me to jail now?
Sergeant Joe Friday
You called it. Come on, Joe, hold it up. Madison, what do you got?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
A call just came in about Helmer's car.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I just found it. While men from the business office took Madison over to the main jail for booking, Frank and I drove out to the Valley again. Halmer's car had been found about a mile off Topanga Canyon Boulevard on Farview Road. It was back off the road and partially hidden by the trees.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
When we got there, a radio car was standing by.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We talked to the officer. Take a look at the back stuff
Fred Madison
on the ground there. I covered it with the boxes in case it started to rain again.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's good.
Fred Madison
These stains here on the ground.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I don't know if they're gonna mean anything.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You got anything we can use to open this trunk?
Fred Madison
I'll check our car.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right. What do you think? I don't know.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Better get in touch with the crime lab.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Have him come out and go over the place.
Fred Madison
Yeah, I got something.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Thanks.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Can you get it?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Put that light over here, will you? Yeah.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How's that?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
That's better.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You need some help? No, I think I got it here once more.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Ought to do it now.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah. There we are.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Get it open now.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Thought maybe we'd be wrong. Yeah. Helmer. We put in a call to the crime lab and they came out and made an investigation of the scene. From what we could tell, Halmer had been killed by some sort of blunt instrument. His empty wallet was in the trunk beside the body. 6:48am we had Fred Madison brought from his cell.
Fred Madison
I feel lousy. My head feels like it. Don't belong to me.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Why don't you tell us the truth?
Fred Madison
You haven't told me what this is about. There's no reason why I should answer your questions if I don't know what you're trying to get at.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We told you we want the truth.
Fred Madison
All these questions over and over. The same things.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You can make it easy on yourself. Well, how come up with the right answers?
Fred Madison
But I told you.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah, like the bar you went to called the I don't know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Huh?
Fred Madison
I'd tell you the name if I knew. I've been drinking pretty good.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I'll get it right.
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Here. Joe. Madison. Yeah. This is about your bank. What do you mean? This explains where you got the money. What? When you took a currency from Helmer's wallet, you left three perfect prints on one of the celluloid envelopes.
Fred Madison
You mean something has happened to home?
Sergeant Joe Friday
You tell us.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Come on.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You can drop the bluff. These prints are enough to indict you. You wanna tell us?
Fred Madison
He was gonna send me to jail. I. I didn't get the money at the track. I tried to get him to give me some more time.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah, he was so righteous about it.
Fred Madison
Said I had enough time. He was gonna go to the police.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Mm.
Fred Madison
I pleaded with him, but he wouldn't listen. It happened real quick. Maybe if I hadn't been drinking, it might not have been this way. I don't know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Fred Madison
When I started to think about the big trouble it was in, I figured it was all a kind of money.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Isn't that right?
Fred Madison
There really was a guy at the track, you know. He was gonna lend me the money to pay Homer. If he'd have owed me, the money
Sergeant Joe Friday
would have solved everything goes another way.
Fred Madison
What do you mean?
Sergeant Joe Friday
That money you owed Helmer. Yeah. He could have worked for.
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Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Dragnet Announcer
Dragnet,
Narrator
You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned a robbery detail. In the past five weeks, an unidentified hold up man has robbed 12 drugstores. He's taken money and narcotics. There's no lead to who he is or where he is. Your job. Find him.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
It was Tuesday, March 16. It was warm in Los Angeles. We were working the day. Watch out.
Sergeant Joe Friday
A robbery detail.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is chief of Detective Stad Brown.
Sergeant Joe Friday
My name's Friday.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We're on our way out from the office and it was 9:36am when we
Sergeant Joe Friday
got to the corner of Hobart Boulevard in Westmoreland. Petitioner drugstore in the back. Now,
Harry Tishner
something you want?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We'd like to see Harry Tishner.
Harry Tishner
Hey, I'm him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Police officers. This is Frank Smith. My name is Friday. Hello.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How you do, sir?
Harry Tishner
About the robbery, huh?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Would you like to tell us what happened?
Sergeant Joe Friday
I was robbed.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We'd just like you to tell us how.
Harry Tishner
Oh, oh, now I'm with you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, I'm right with you.
Harry Tishner
Let's go back and sit down. Get to telling the story and time just melts away.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yes, sir.
Harry Tishner
Might as well be comfortable while we all fall out.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
This all right here?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Harry Tishner
Like a phosphate or something?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, sir.
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, no, thank you.
Harry Tishner
Okay. And let's quit all this fooling around and get out of business. Want me to tell you about the hold up?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir, we'd like to help.
Harry Tishner
Good, good. That's just what I'm going to do.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Go ahead.
Harry Tishner
Aren't you going to take anything down right?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Well, yes, sir, as soon as you tell us a story.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Now, if you'd like to start in.
Harry Tishner
Well, came in about eight.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
That was this morning?
Harry Tishner
Yes. Just walked right in the door, came back to the prescription counter and stood
Ms. Kearney
there,
Harry Tishner
had this little Piece of paper in his hand. I figured it was from a doctor, you know, prescribed medicine.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Harry Tishner
Was it?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, go ahead.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
What was it?
Harry Tishner
Note written on there like this. This is a stick up. Don't make any noise.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Was a note, huh?
Harry Tishner
Just pushed the note across the counter. I didn't have to have anybody push me off a cliff to know what was going on.
Lorna Madison
No, sir.
Harry Tishner
I was being robbed.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yes, sir. Do you want to Go ahead?
Harry Tishner
Well, after he showed me the note, he kind of pushed me back into the little room at the rear of the store in a kind of store place.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Now, did he say anything to you at all?
Harry Tishner
Not a word. Just pointed with that gun for me to get into the back room. I went.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
I see. What happened then?
Harry Tishner
He pushed me down to the floor and then tied my hands and feet.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What do you use?
Harry Tishner
You mean the tie me up?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir. Rope. Oh.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Well, did he bring it into the store with him?
Harry Tishner
No, sir. He picked it up in household on his way back to the prescription counter.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
I see. Go ahead, please.
Harry Tishner
Soon as we got the storeroom, he took off the label and then undid the rope, he made a loop and put it around my feet. Next thing I knew, I was all crushed up like a rolled roast ready for the oven.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I see.
Harry Tishner
I'll say one thing for the guy, though.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's that?
Harry Tishner
He's very neat. Tied good and honest?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Harry Tishner
Other officers, the ones in the black and white car, you know?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Harry Tishner
Them.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, what about them?
Harry Tishner
Oh, yeah. Well, they took the ropes with them. He said something about taking them to a laboratory. Well, you can see if you want to. It's very neat.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
What happened after the band had tied you up?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Robbed me.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You personally?
Harry Tishner
Yes, personally and otherwise?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, sir, would you please tell us?
Harry Tishner
Well, first off, he went to the safe and took the tin box out, opened her right up and took the money.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Is that all he stole from the cash box?
Harry Tishner
Yeah. I had some government bonds in there, but he didn't take those.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Uh huh.
Harry Tishner
Guess he knew they wouldn't do him any good.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, sir.
Harry Tishner
He didn't take them. Took the money, but didn't take the government bonds.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
According to what you told the officers this morning, the thief took a supply of narcotics too. Is that correct? Yes, he took.
Harry Tishner
Got them from the safe too.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Well now, after he finished with the safe, what happened?
Harry Tishner
He left. He walked out of the place. He just ambled right out.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
During the time he was in the store, he didn't say anything at all. Is that right?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did anybody else Come in while he was here.
Harry Tishner
You mean like a customer?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir. No.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Oh, excuse me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That might be our office, Mr. Tishner.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We left this number.
Harry Tishner
Okay, if it is, I'll tell you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Thank you.
Harry Tishner
Tishner.
Fred Madison
No drugs, huh? Oh, yeah.
Harry Tishner
Mrs. Kent.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Weather. Uh huh.
Harry Tishner
No, shouldn't be.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Uh huh.
Harry Tishner
No, I can't do that. If you have your doctor call me, I'll make it up and send it over.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Harry Tishner
No, no, not without a prescription, huh? Okay, well, I'll call you when it's ready then. And you can send Lanny over.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Right.
Fred Madison
Bye.
Harry Tishner
Mrs. Cantworthy.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Huh?
Harry Tishner
Oh, well, if that's the way you feel, I won't. Oh, sure.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Okay. Goodbye.
Harry Tishner
I can't imagine why she'd say a thing like that. Just no reason at all, sir. Mrs. Cantworthy told me when her son comes over to get the prescription not to give him any candy.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh, I see.
Harry Tishner
I usually throw in a liquor swifter though. Don't want me to do it.
Fred Madison
It's too bad.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Wonder if we could go ahead with the description?
Harry Tishner
Sure, I guess so.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Well now, from what you told the investigating officers, the man's about 35 to 38. That right? Light in color, 5ft 10, 175 pounds. No visible marks or scars. Is that right?
Harry Tishner
Well, I guess that's pretty close.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Well, if there's anything different, we'd appreciate you telling us now.
Harry Tishner
No, not with you. Because I can't understand why Ms. Cadworthy say a thing like that. Any lick, little bitty thing.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yes, sir, we understand.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Like that couldn't hurt anybody. Yes, sir.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Would you be able to identify the hold up man if you saw him again?
Harry Tishner
Oh, yeah, no trouble. I'd know him. He'd never say a thing like that, sir, the fellow who robbed me.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What do you mean?
Harry Tishner
Oh, on the way out, the way I was laying, I saw him stop right up there with a Canon magazine. Stopped dead in his tracks. He went over to help himself, took the top off and helped himself to a handful. Sure must like them.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What was that, sir?
Harry Tishner
Licorice whips. Just reached into the jar and took a handful.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
After that he left.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Is that right?
Harry Tishner
Yeah, as soon as he put his gloves back on.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What was that?
Harry Tishner
Couldn't work. The top of the jar with the gloves. So he took em off.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, used his bare hands.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
10:02am Frank put in a call to Harlan Stall and Leighton. Fingerprints. We asked him to come out and go over the glass candy jar. While we waited for him, Frank and I checked the list of stolen narcotics with the druggist, Harry Tishner. We also made arrangements for him to come downtown and look through the mug books. When the glass candy jar was checked, Harlan Stahl was able to come up with two partial prints. They were enough for comparison, but not for identification. 11:15am Frank and I left the store and spent the rest of the afternoon checking out the list of names we'd gotten from the stats office. Several of the possibles looked good, but after each one of them was investigated, we still didn't have a suspect in custody. Wednesday morning, March 17, at 8:06am Frank and I met in the squadron.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Morning, Joe. Hi. Tried to call you this morning. Thought maybe you'd want to stop and have some breakfast.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, I left the house early.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you check the book? Yeah. Anything?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Skipper wants to talk to us.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I figured that'd happen. Is he in now? Yeah. Well, come on, let's get it over with. Come in. Yeah, that's right.
Captain Donahoe
No, not yet. I'm gonna try and line it up this afternoon. Yeah, I'll call you back.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Here. They're here right now. Bye. Do you wanna see us, captain? Yeah, come in.
Fred Madison
Sit down. Going in.
Captain Donahoe
I won't tell you who's on my back about this thing. And you don't give me any excuses.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Right?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Sure. Where are you?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Still in front of the first store.
Captain Donahoe
That's how long ago?
Sergeant Joe Friday
It's been five weeks. What do you know about him?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Wma description, Clothes match on all the jobs.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Close enough so we know it's the same guy.
Captain Donahoe
Okay, what else?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
He uses a stolen car to get to the store. He drives it away, isn't too careful to hide the license plate. We've been able to come up with three out of the five.
Captain Donahoe
Check the cars out?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah. Clean. Not a print on them. Nothing else?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Picked up something yesterday. Should help when we nail them.
Captain Donahoe
What's that?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh, Stahl listed a couple of partials
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
from a candy jar. Gonna be enough for comparison.
Captain Donahoe
Can't make the suspect on him, huh?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, it's not enough to classify.
Captain Donahoe
What about the narcotics he's taking? You show up any place?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, not that we can find. We've been down all the alleys.
Sergeant Joe Friday
There's nothing there.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Talk to Lucarelli. Hop Squad's got nothing on it.
Captain Donahoe
If none of it's showing up, then it could mean he's using the stuff himself.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's what we got figured.
Captain Donahoe
How about the stat's office?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
They spend much more time down there. They're gonna put us to work with the machines.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Informants?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
They've given us Smiles, that's about all.
Captain Donahoe
You think they're holy?
Sergeant Joe Friday
No. Come over here.
Captain Donahoe
Take a look at the map. The way he's picking the places, he set up a pretty definite operating schedule.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Here.
Captain Donahoe
Dennis Boulevard, Kingsley Drive, Western Adams, Washington. The rest of them, they're all grew up in this area. Yeah, you gotta figure he's gonna keep working the vicinity until he hits em all. Then maybe he'll move on to something else.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Might help if we could come up with a reason that he's working there.
Captain Donahoe
Anything he can come up with has gotta help.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, we know it's true that he's
Captain Donahoe
been using the narcotics himself. It's just a matter of time before we hand this one over to Homicide. He's gonna walk into a store, somebody's gonna give him trouble. If he's on the needle, he isn't gonna take it. Yeah, so it adds up to a big stop.
Sergeant Joe Friday
The past.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Well, if we work the area, it's
Sergeant Joe Friday
gonna take a lot of men, you know. Well, get him.
Captain Donahoe
I've talked to Stoner. He's taking care of all the help you need from here. There'll be four teams available. You can call Metro Division for whatever else you need.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
All right, we'll set it up for
Captain Donahoe
the night, then check with Communications. Make sure you get the three ways working right. This guy's been pressing his luck for a long time. Yeah, I'm bound to run short on it sometime.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Robbery, Donho? Yeah. When? Mm. Okay, we'll take care of him.
Captain Donahoe
Looks like you just got partners.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What do you mean?
Captain Donahoe
Your boy just made it 13 drugstore out on Pico. Yeah, they don't expect the victim to live.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Frank and I left the office and drove over to Georgia Street Receiving Hospital. We talked with the officer on duty. He told us that the victim's name was George Railer. He owned a small neighborhood drugstore at the corner of Pico Boulevard and Vineyard Avenue. He went on to say that he all of the particulars of the beating,
Sergeant Joe Friday
but that it had occurred during the
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
commission of a robbery. We talked to Dr. Sebastian. He told us that the elderly man was suffering from a fractured skull, broken ribs and possible internal injuries. He added that from Railer's appearance, it looked as if he'd been beaten about the head and shoulders with a heavy instrument and then kicked in the chest. We left word to call as soon as he could be questioned. Then we drove over to the store on Pico.
Calvin Webster
Yes, there's something I you can do for police officers. Well, how's Mr. Rail? Are you seen Him?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, we haven't yet.
Calvin Webster
You heard anything? Is he gonna be all right?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, we don't know that yet.
Calvin Webster
I sure hope so. The guy who hit him sure did a job. Just beat him something awful.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, we know.
Calvin Webster
Not enough just hitting him. But then he knocked him down and stomped him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Awful.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You hear when it happened?
Calvin Webster
Yeah, I saw the whole thing.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You want to tell us what happened?
Calvin Webster
You mean for the investigation?
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's right.
Fred Madison
Okay.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You want to give us your name first?
Calvin Webster
Calvin Webster.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You work here in the store, do you, son?
Calvin Webster
Yeah, that's right. Sort of a general left hand.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What was that?
Calvin Webster
Well, you see, Mrs. Raylor's his right hand.
Fred Madison
I'm the left.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, she wasn't here today.
Calvin Webster
And Don having her hair fixed. Probably just as good.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
All right, Webster, you want to tell us?
Calvin Webster
Well, fella came in about 8:30, right after we opened. Came in and went back to the prescription counter. I was going back to tell him that Mr. Raila would be right out. And then he was.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Railer?
Calvin Webster
Yeah, he was back checking the stock on Vitamin P. We do a big business in them. I have to have a pretty careful watch on the supply. Wouldn't want to get caught short.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, go ahead.
Calvin Webster
Well, the fellow, the hold up man, you know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, go ahead.
Calvin Webster
We took this little piece of paper out of his coat. I figured it was a prescription.
Fred Madison
Looked like it.
Calvin Webster
Well, it wasn't. It turned out to be the note where he said he wanted the money.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Did you see the note?
Calvin Webster
Well, not so as I can read it. First, I knew there was something wrong when Mr. Railer started to yell at the guy. Told him to get out of the store. Ran around the car and tried to grab him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Mm.
Calvin Webster
Yelling all the time for me to call the police.
Harry Tishner
Call the cops. Call the cops.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Like that. He yelled at me. What'd you do?
Calvin Webster
I looked to see if I had a dime.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What?
Calvin Webster
Well, you see, in the past, Mr. Raylor's had trouble with people making phone calls on a private phone. So he had one of those little
Fred Madison
lock things put on it.
Calvin Webster
You can answer incoming calls, but you can't phone out.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
I see.
Calvin Webster
So I needed a dime to call the cops. Yeah, well, I didn't have one. Only 75 cents for my lunch.
Fred Madison
A half and a quarter.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I see.
Calvin Webster
Well, all this time, Mr. Railer's yelling. He's yelling and the robber's hitting him. And I didn't know what to do. I thought about running back and trying to help, but Mr. Railer don't like for nobody to do Something different than what he says?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah.
Calvin Webster
He told me to phone.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, sure.
Calvin Webster
Well, then all of a sudden, bang. The fella hit Mr. Railer with a gun. Took it right out of his pocket and hit him on the head. Next thing, Mr. Railer's on the floor, this fella's stomping him. Why couldn't you stand by no more? So I went back to help.
Fred Madison
Too late.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What was that?
Calvin Webster
It was too late. Mr. Raylor was on the floor and this guy was pointing a gun at me and was leaving the store. I didn't see how it'd help any to try and stop him.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Was there anybody else in the store at the time?
Calvin Webster
No, just Mr. Raylor and me. We just opened up.
Fred Madison
Still kind of getting ready for the day.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Did you get a good look at this guy?
Calvin Webster
Oh, yeah, I saw him.
Fred Madison
Good.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right. Then you'll be able to give us a description?
Calvin Webster
Yeah.
Fred Madison
I'll tell you how he looked.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you see if he drove a car?
Calvin Webster
I guess so.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Don't you know for sure?
Jerry App Representative
Well, no.
Calvin Webster
I didn't go out after him. I figured that it would take somebody a lot bigger than me to stop him. Besides, I had to take care of Mr. Raylor.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I see.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Did you see the gun he was using?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah.
Calvin Webster
I got a real good look at it when he was sitting in the bars.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
That's fine. What kind of a gun was it?
Calvin Webster
A pistol. You know, like you see in the movies.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Now look, son. Was it a revolver or an automatic?
Calvin Webster
I think it was a revolver. Had a barrel on it.
Harry Tishner
Short.
Jerry App Representative
About that long.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Uh huh.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We'd like you to come downtown and
Sergeant Joe Friday
look at some pictures, if you would.
Calvin Webster
At the city Hall?
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's right.
Harry Tishner
I'll be glad to help out as
Calvin Webster
soon as Mrs. Railer comes back.
Fred Madison
I'll go with you.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, fine.
Calvin Webster
I can't leave the store alone, you know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Huh.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You want to give us the description of the man now?
Harry Tishner
You bet.
Lorna Madison
Sure.
Harry Tishner
If you catch the fella, so do we.
Calvin Webster
This is the same guy I've been
Sergeant Joe Friday
reading about in the papers.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
That's right.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
He's mean.
Calvin Webster
Real mean. Doing a thing like that to Mr. Railor.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, we know.
Calvin Webster
Been getting away with it for a long time. Isn't he just like a guy running up a bit?
Fred Madison
Big bill?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
That's right.
Sergeant Joe Friday
And he'll pay it.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
As soon as someone arrived to take care of the drugstore, we took Calvin Webster down to the City Hall. He was shown all of the mug books and pictures of recent parolees. He was unable to make an Identification. We had him return to his home, and then Frank and I checked with Dr. Sebastian over at Georgia Street Receiving Hospital. He told us that the latest victim had been transferred to the county hospital and was out of the country. Critical stage. He went on to say, however, that it would be several hours before we'd
Sergeant Joe Friday
be able to talk to him.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We checked with Captain Donahoe and Lieutenant Stoner. We also contacted officers from Metropolitan Division and made arrangements for the additional cars that we need in setting up the rolling stakeout. That night at 7:30pm the plan was put into operation. 10 undercover cars maintained a watch on the drugstores in the area. All suspicious vehicles were checked on. All pedestrians loitering in the vicinity were interrogated. Our suspect remained free. Three days went by without result. The bandit had stopped his operations. On Sunday, March 21, Frank and I were driving up Western Avenue just north of Pico.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What do you think?
Sergeant Joe Friday
I don't know.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Maybe after he had that trouble with Railer, he decided to call it quits.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Doesn't figure, huh? Guy that's had the break sea has not going to let something like a beating stop him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, hope you're right.
Ms. Kearney
All units on frequency 1, standby. All units on frequency 1, standby.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Might be a good one.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah.
Jerry App Representative
Standby 1J14.
Ms. Kearney
All units in the vicinity of 1947 Wilton Place. 1947 Wilton Place. An officer needs help. Code 3. All units in the vicinity of 1907 Wilton Place.
Jerry App Representative
An officer needs Help.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Code 3.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You got the land?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Here you are.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Think it might be our boy?
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'll know in a minute.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
An officer needs help.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Of all the calls in the book,
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
this is the one that no officer wants to get. Not because of an outdone sense of loyalty to a fellow police officer, but because it means that somebody has decided that lawful authority has no meaning for them. Such a person is an extreme menace to every citizen in the city. By showing that they have no respect for the competence of an armed professional officer, they have also shown that they will not consider for an instant the life of an unarmed citizen. By the time we arrived at the scene, there were 14 police units in attendance. From one of the officers we got the story.
Calvin Webster
You know, was working the street, saw this young guy run out of liquor store.
Fred Madison
Stopped to see what was going on.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Told him the fellow to stop.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Didn't make any difference.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Kept going, huh?
Fred Madison
Yeah. Officer in the car, told him to stop, read, shoot.
Calvin Webster
And the suspect turned around, fired the policeman.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
How is he? Flesh wound.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What about the suspect?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, he didn't get the chance to
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
fire more than twice. That him over there? Yeah. Anything from the owner of the liquor store?
Fred Madison
Well, just that the suspect tried to hold him up.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
He walked in, showed him a note. The owner went along with it, handed
Calvin Webster
over the money, and then the suspect left.
Harry Tishner
That's it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Better take a look.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah, well, it might be a break.
Sergeant Joe Friday
A hard way to get it, is it? Yeah, I'll take a look.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How about it?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
I can't tell for sure.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Huh.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Description doesn't match too good.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, I don't think it's our suspect.
Dragnet Announcer
You are listening to Dragnet. The authentic story of your police force in action.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
The wounded police officer was taken to Georgia Street Receiving Hospital for treatment. The suspect was removed to the county morgue. Pictures were taken, and when they were shown to the victims of the drugstore bandit, they all said he was not the man we were after. The rolling stakeout continued without resisting. During the next week, we answered several 211 calls in drugstores. But the M.O. the thief used eliminated him as our suspect. Thursday, March 25th. Frank and I checked into the squadroom.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How's it going, Joe?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah, kind of tired.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Yeah, we get this one wrapped up and I'm going to try to take
Fred Madison
a few days off.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Robbery Friday?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yes, that's right. No, we're handling. But when was that?
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Would you like to give me that address?
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right. Yes, I have it. We'll check it out.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Might be something. Yeah, thanks for letting us know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Drive. What was that?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, if it turns out, we'll let you know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Right.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Thanks again.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Bye.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What do you got?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Call from a radio unit out in Hollywood.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah, they answered at 4:15 this morning.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Woman and her husband were having a brawl.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Man had left when the officers got there. The woman refused to make a complaint.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
She placed the original call?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, it came from one of the neighbors.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Uhhuh.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
When the officers were leaving, the woman said she'd handle the beef herself. Said she'd take care of her husband.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Called him a lousy hold up man.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah, she made the statement she could put him in San Quentin inside of five minutes. Well, if he's the guy we're looking
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
for, I don't think we can do it that fast.
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, we can. Sure.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We left the office and drove out to the address I'd gotten on the phone. It was a small one story house set well back on the lot. When we got there, the lights were on. Frank and I went up the front
Sergeant Joe Friday
door and rang the bell.
Ms. Kearney
Yeah, Ms. Kearney, that's right.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Police officers like to talk to you.
Jerry App Representative
What about?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Might be better if we talked inside.
Jerry App Representative
All right.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
It's my partner, Frank Smith. My name's Friday.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How you do, Fry?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You alone here in the house?
Ms. Kearney
Mister? Baby and me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I see. Where's your husband?
Ms. Kearney
Look, before I start telling you a
Jerry App Representative
lot, why don't you let me know
Ms. Kearney
what this is all about?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
We got a report from a radio car that there was a disturbance here this morning. Is that right?
Ms. Kearney
Wasn't anything me and Keith had a beef. Not even worth calling the cops about.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
The officer said you made the remark
Sergeant Joe Friday
that your husband was a hold up man.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
That you could send him to prison. Is that right?
Ms. Kearney
They talk a lot, don't they?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
They listen more.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Lady, you want to tell us what you meant?
Jerry App Representative
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, go ahead.
Ms. Kearney
You go back and tell the little boys in the playsuits they're wrong on this.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Is that so?
Ms. Kearney
Yeah. Because I meant nothing.
Lorna Madison
Nothing at all.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Pretty serious thing to say without a reason, though, isn't it?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Morning.
Ms. Kearney
I had a reason, March.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You want to tell us what it was?
Ms. Kearney
I don't see why not. You cops start nosing around, you'll find out anyway. I got trouble with my old man.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What kind of trouble?
Ms. Kearney
He's out with other women. Didn't come home last night. We had a beef about it. The cops were called and they used their big ears. You guys made the trip out here for nothing. Now beat it. Now look what you've done. He's playing fine and you come in here and raise a big stick. You got him all upset.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
I'll get it. Hey, here you are, fella. Hey, no reason to cry.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
What's your husband's full name?
Ms. Kearney
Keith J. Kearney.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
How long you lived in Los Angeles?
Ms. Kearney
A little over six weeks.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Where you from?
Ms. Kearney
Idaho.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Your husband ever been in trouble with the police before?
Ms. Kearney
Keith's got a hard time not being in trouble with anybody.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Has he ever been arrested?
Ms. Kearney
I don't know.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
How long you been married?
Jerry App Representative
Seven years.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
And you don't know if he's ever been arrested?
Ms. Kearney
No, I don't.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You got a picture of your husband?
Ms. Kearney
You mean that you can have.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'd like to take a look at it. Yeah.
Lorna Madison
Out of luck. I haven't got one.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Does he work?
Jerry App Representative
Not if he can help it.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Doesn't hold a job of any kind?
Lorna Madison
No.
Ms. Kearney
Keith's a professional avoider. He doesn't like anything steady. Beginning to look like he means me, too.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
What's he do with his time?
Jerry App Representative
Nothing.
Lorna Madison
Just lives it.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Is he here in the evening?
Ms. Kearney
If he was, it wouldn't have been the beef this morning and you wouldn't be asking a lot of questions. I don't know what you're trying to get me to say, but I can't
Jerry App Representative
go along with you.
Ms. Kearney
You got a problem with Keith, then talk to him. Leave me out of it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I'll get it.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You know where your husband is now?
Fred Madison
No.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You don't have any idea?
Jerry App Representative
Not the least.
Sergeant Joe Friday
There you are, little fellow. Here's your keys.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Your husband drive a car?
Ms. Kearney
Yeah.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
What kind is it?
Ms. Kearney
41 Plymouth.
Sergeant Joe Friday
When do you expect your husband back?
Jerry App Representative
When he walks in the door.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, Ms. Kearney. I think that'll do it.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Sorry if we've caused you any trouble.
Jerry App Representative
You have and you're not.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, let's go, Frank. Good night. Good night.
Lorna Madison
Good night.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Better check on the husband, huh?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah. Wait a minute. Get a good look at those keys that the baby was playing with? No. Why?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Plastic tag on them.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Had a license number? Yeah.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
One of the stolen cars used in a drugstore holdup. Frank and I went back to the car and drove around the block, parking up the street from the Kearney residence. We called the name of the man and his wife into R and I, but there was no record on either one of them. Because of the remark made by his wife and the finding of the car keys, it was decided to stake out on the house and wait for the husband to return. 7:30pm 8:39pm the lights in the house
Sergeant Joe Friday
went out, but there was still no sign of Keith Kearney.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
10, 10:30. We called the office and told them we'd wait it out.
Sergeant Joe Friday
10:45pm Joe. Yeah?
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
You see what kind it is?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Looks like a Plymouth now.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Checks out, huh?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Yeah.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Let's take him. All right, Kearney, hold it up.
Mrs. Madison
Watch it, Joe.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Give it up, Kearney.
Mrs. Madison
Keep away from me, Cap.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
He's trying to make his house.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah. Kearney, you're not gonna make the front porch.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
Don't give your family any more trouble than they got. Now throw down that gun.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right, let's give it back to her.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
He's down, Joe.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Come on,
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Kearney.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Kearney.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Careful. Come on, Kearney.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Throw that gun away.
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
You hear me?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Looks like he's hurt bad. Yeah.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
How about it?
Sergeant Joe Friday
He'll live. Call an ambulance.
Officer Joe (possibly Joe Friday's partner or colleague)
Right.
Mrs. Madison
You kill him? Did you kill him?
Frank Smith (Joe Friday's partner)
No, ma', am.
Mrs. Madison
He dead. You killed him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He'll be all right.
Mrs. Madison
Don't lie to me. Poor Keith. You didn't give him a chance. Not fair. He didn't even have a chance.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You saw it all, lady.
Mrs. Madison
Yeah, and it wasn't even a fair fight.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Never is when you pull a gun.
Dragnet Announcer
Keith Jarris Kearney was tried and convicted on nine counts of robbery in the first degree and received sentence as prescribed by law. Robbery in the first degree is punishable by imprisonment for a period of not less than five years.
Fred Madison
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Host: Jon Hagadorn
Description: This episode features two classic Dragnet radio dramas, starring Jack Webb as the methodical Sergeant Joe Friday. Both stories immerse listeners in detailed police investigations from the golden age of radio, highlighting themes of trust, addiction, and the relentless pursuit of justice in mid-century Los Angeles.
The episode presents two complete Dragnet cases:
Each story unfolds in signature Dragnet style: factual, restrained, and focused on the meticulous work of law enforcement.
A seemingly routine missing persons case quickly evolves into a tense murder investigation, reflecting on alcoholism’s toll, betrayal among acquaintances, and the impact of relapse and desperation.
Time: 05:28–10:49
Mrs. Helmer is distressed about her husband Jason's disappearance.
She explains Jason, a former alcoholic who hasn't drunk in 10 years, went to the racetrack with Fred Madison, intending to collect a debt or take legal action.
Fred was supposed to pay back a bad check; instead, he draws Jason into a web of excuses and alcohol.
Tone of fear: more than worrying about her husband’s safety, Mrs. Helmer dreads his possible relapse.
“We've been so close the last 10 years, ever since he stopped drinking. I guess that's what I'm afraid of more than anything else. Him starting up again.”
— Mrs. Helmer (09:40)
Time: 10:55–13:15
Officers consult Fred's wife, Lorna Madison, at her restaurant job.
Lorna reveals Fred is a chronic drunk and hints at a pattern of self-sabotage.
“He doesn't work. He just drinks... The only money he's got is what he can borrow from other people or steal from my purse.”
— Lorna Madison (12:02)
Lorna provides a lead: Fred is likely at David Neeson's house, drinking.
Time: 13:59–21:22
Time: 22:26–25:51
Helmer’s car is found abandoned and hidden; Helmer’s murdered body is in the trunk.
During interrogation, evidence links Fred to the scene, including fingerprints on Helmer’s wallet.
Faced with the evidence, Fred breaks down. He confesses to the crime, blaming desperation, drinking, and the fear of jail over the unpaid debt.
“He was gonna send me to jail... It happened real quick. Maybe if I hadn't been drinking it might not have been this way.”
— Fred Madison (25:27)
The episode closes with classic Dragnet certainty:
“Frederick Carson Madison was tried and convicted of murder in the first degree and received sentence as prescribed by law. On recommendation of the jury, he was sentenced to life imprisonment in the state penitentiary, San Quentin, California.”
— Announcer (26:03)
A manhunt for a drugstore bandit escalates as the criminal’s desperation grows more violent, testing the resolve and resourcefulness of the LAPD.
Time: 29:20–35:31
Friday and Smith are tasked with stopping a man who’s robbed 12 drugstores, targeting both cash and narcotics.
The latest robbery at Tishner’s Pharmacy is recounted with dark humor and old-LA detail.
“I'll say one thing for the guy though — he's very neat. Tied good and honest.”
— Harry Tishner (32:20)
Notably, the bandit’s signature: stealing licorice whips from the candy jar with his bare hands — a forensic clue.
Time: 39:14–43:23
The bandit’s violence turns brutal during the 13th robbery—George Railor is beaten gravely.
A young employee, Calvin Webster, gives a stark account:
“Mr. Railer's yelling, and the robber's hitting him. ... I thought about running back and trying to help, but Mr. Railer don't like for nobody to do something different than what he says.”
— Calvin Webster (41:59)
Time: 44:04–47:47
Police mount a rolling stakeout, but after a week, there’s a lull and a false alarm: an unrelated suspect is wounded after shooting at a police officer.
“This is the call in the book no officer wants to get... it means that somebody has decided that lawful authority has no meaning for them.”
— Frank Smith (45:31)
Time: 47:43–51:16
Time: 52:22–53:17
Frank and Friday stake out the house. Keith Kearney arrives. A tense confrontation as he tries to reach his front porch, gun in hand.
After a brief struggle, Kearney is subdued and survives, despite his wife's emotional outburst.
“Never is when you pull a gun.”
— Sergeant Joe Friday, after Mrs. Kearney claims it was not a fair fight (53:25)
On the criminal’s habits:
“This is the same guy I’ve been reading about in the papers — he’s mean. Real mean.”
— Calvin Webster (43:20)
On the importance of small details:
“Plastic tag on them. Had a license number. One of the stolen cars used in a drugstore holdup.”
— Frank Smith (51:38)
On justice:
“And he'll pay it.”
— Frank Smith (43:34)
“Keith Jarris Kearney was tried and convicted on nine counts of robbery in the first degree and received sentence as prescribed by law.”
— Announcer (53:35)
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 01:26 | Dragnet “The Big Mannequin” opening | | 05:28 | Interview with Mrs. Helmer at mannequin shop | | 10:55 | Interview with Lorna Madison | | 13:59 | Interrogation of Fred Madison | | 22:57 | Discovery of Helmer’s car and body | | 24:17 | Fred Madison confrontation, prints, and confession | | 29:20 | Dragnet “The Big Key” opening | | 30:01 | Robbery at Tishner’s Pharmacy | | 39:14 | Description of violent robbery at Raylor’s Drugstore| | 44:04 | Stakeout and false lead | | 47:34 | Call about Mrs. Kearney and key breakthrough | | 51:32 | Keith Kearney arrest scene | | 53:35 | Sentencing summaries |
This double-feature of Dragnet encapsulates why golden-age radio drama endures: tight plotting, moral complexity, and a reflective, world-weary authenticity from its characters—anchored by Jack Webb’s cool delivery. The stories confront the consequences of addiction, deception, and violence, showing the price paid by victims, suspects, and those who chase them.
Memorable, gritty, and as “just the facts” as ever—radio police procedural at its finest.