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NBC Announcer
The National Broadcasting Company presents the Adventures of Sam Spade Detective.
Effie Perrine
Sam Spade Detective Agency.
Sam Spade
Me sweetheart. Oh, well, that's a warm reception if.
Angel
I ever heard one.
Effie Perrine
I'm here at my post office, Sam, ready to do my duty.
Sam Spade
All right, all right, let's have it.
Effie Perrine
Have what?
Sam Spade
What have I done? Well, come on, come on.
Effie Perrine
Sam, who was that lady I seen you with?
Sam Spade
What lady?
Effie Perrine
What lady? Sam, for your information, there is a five column picture on page one of the Chronicle showing you with your arms around the redhead. Yes. Ah, it means nothing to me as a person, Sam, although I am a redhead myself. But I feel there are certain standards of publicity and agency of our stature.
Angel
Angel.
Sam Spade
Angel, if you bothered to read the.
Angel
Caption under the picture, you would have.
Sam Spade
Learned that my arms were around this.
Angel
Other redhead to keep her from braining.
Sam Spade
Me with a paperweight she picked off Dundee's desk.
Angel
Oh, yes.
Sam Spade
So take my picture back out of the drawer and while you're at it, grab the book and pencil because I'll be right down with a somewhat lengthier.
Angel
Explanation entitled the Sinister Siren Caper.
NBC Announcer
Transcribed for NBC. William Spear, Radio's Outstanding Producer, Director of Mystery and Crime Drama, brings you the.
Sam Spade
Greatest private detective of them all in.
NBC Announcer
The Adventures of Sam Spade.
Angel
Oh, Red headed woman made a fool out of me.
Sam Spade
Effie. Ms. Perrine.
Effie Perrine
Oh, yes, sir.
Angel
Yes, sir, I was just.
Effie Perrine
Why, Sam, what a pleasant surprise.
Angel
Oh, no.
Effie Perrine
Black eyes, Hair comb, Suit. Brass.
Sam Spade
Yes, Frayed.
Angel
Frayed but tidy.
Effie Perrine
How do you explain this, Sam? Well, and for you two coming in with.
Sam Spade
Battle scars.
Effie Perrine
Uh huh. Among other things.
Sam Spade
How do I explain this?
Angel
That woman is a cue if I ever heard one.
Sam Spade
Are you ready, Sam?
Effie Perrine
That's all right.
Sam Spade
That's my girl.
Angel
2.
Sam Spade
Mr. Donald Stryker, Belhaven Apartments, from Samuel Spade, license number 137596. Subject, the sinister Siren caper. Dear Donald, business was terrible and I blame the weather.
Angel
Sitting in my office with my feet on the radiator and the paper on my lap, looking out on the 48th.
Sam Spade
Consecutive day of rain, I was seriously.
Angel
Contemplating moving my place of business to a warmer clime where people could get out in the sunshine and into trouble.
Sam Spade
The only item of possible interest in.
Angel
The paper was the story of the.
Sam Spade
Escape of one Artie the actor, a.
Angel
Convicted bank robber who apparently didn't much care whether or not it was raining when he busted out of the city jail.
Sam Spade
I had reached the part about some.
Angel
Good friend and true smuggling Artie a set of keys when something prompted me to look up. And that, Mr. Stryker, is how I found you.
Donald O. Stryker
Mr. Spade.
Angel
Yes, sir.
Donald O. Stryker
I am Donald O. Stryker. S T R Y K E R. The O stands for Oglethorpe. My mother's maiden name.
Sam Spade
Oh, well, that's Nice.
Angel
Sit down, Mr. Stryker. Thanks. Well, now, what can I do for you, Mr. Spade?
Donald O. Stryker
The strikers, as you may or may not know, are an ancient and honorable family dating back to pre Elizabeth England. With the possible exception of one southern number who is said to have once nodded by mistake to Jesse James, no Striker has run afoul of the law.
Sam Spade
Well, good for you, one and all.
Donald O. Stryker
We have kept our skirts clean, one and all. That is why I am utterly at a loss to explain the situation in which I find myself.
Angel
And just what, sir, situation is that?
Donald O. Stryker
A quasi reliable source has informed me that I am a marked man.
Sam Spade
Quasi?
Donald O. Stryker
Yes.
Sam Spade
Why don't you begin at the beginning, Mr. Stryker?
Donald O. Stryker
The beginning, Mr. Spade, is only two minutes from the ending. Oh, yes, it happened last night. I was sitting home with a book of Plato's dialogues when the bell rang most energetically. It proved to be a man named Strut. George P. Strutt. S T R U T T. A wild haired, wild eyed individual he was. Mr. Spade. Yes, Stryker, he says. Donald O. Striker. Well, I'd hardly nodded when he grabbed me by the necktie. Ha, he said, just like that.
Angel
Ha ha.
Donald O. Stryker
Mr. Stryker.
Sam Spade
Ha.
Donald O. Stryker
I'm in time then. You can still save yourself. And he shoved this.
Sam Spade
Oh, what's that?
Donald O. Stryker
A picture of a girl, a young and rather pretty girl out from a newspaper.
Angel
Oh, yes.
Donald O. Stryker
No name or identification. Beware this girl Striker, he said. Beware the siren song she sings. Stryker, he said that he cinched up even harder on my necktie. Yes, Stryker, you are number six.
Harvey J. Strotherton
I am.
Donald O. Stryker
Five and four are doomed before us. Beware, Stryker. Beware this girl, this sinister red haired harpy, this handmaiden of the dark angel.
Sam Spade
Well, that's quite a speech.
Donald O. Stryker
A curtain speech, Mr. Spade. For with that, he let go my necktie and ran off down the hall. Somehow. Somehow after that, Plato didn't seem quite the same.
Angel
Yes, I see what you mean.
Sam Spade
Do you know this girl?
Donald O. Stryker
Never saw her before in my life.
Angel
Or Strut either.
Donald O. Stryker
No.
Angel
Mm.
Sam Spade
Mr. Stryker, I don't want to talk myself out of a job, but you.
Angel
Don'T need a private detective. Now, this is probably some harmless chap who walked out of one of the local sanitariums and took to ringing doorbells.
Donald O. Stryker
But that's just it. He isn't Mr. Spade.
Angel
Huh?
Donald O. Stryker
I did some telephoning this morning.
Angel
Yes.
Donald O. Stryker
He has a quasi successful cigar stand downtown and an apartment on Leavenworth Street. His name is right next to mine in the telephone book. I must get to the bottom of this, Mr. Spade, I. Here. Here's $50.
Sam Spade
Well, Mr. Stryker, are you completely skeptical? No, no, just quasi. And with that, we formalized our agreement.
Angel
On one of my quasi legal contracts. And I promised to call you instantly if anything turned up. And you departed, still in a quasi quandary. Sticking the newspaper clipping into my wallet, I hopped the cab and went to.
Sam Spade
Strut's apartment on Leavenworth.
Angel
Let's see. 26, 24, 22.
Sam Spade
Hey.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Hey, lady.
Angel
Open. It was a cleaning lady, cloth on head, mop and pail beside her, testing the guarantee on Strut's grand piano.
Donald O. Stryker
That kn.
Angel
Who?
Donald O. Stryker
Strut ain't got no respect for a thousand dollar grand piano. Listen to that busted string. Yes, the crime, that's what it is. What do you want, Jack?
Sam Spade
I take it Mr. Strut isn't in?
Donald O. Stryker
Nope.
Sam Spade
Who are you?
Angel
Sam Spade, private detective.
Donald O. Stryker
Detective?
Angel
Yeah.
Sam Spade
Seems Strut thinks someone is going to kill him.
Donald O. Stryker
Oh, now, when did he dream that one up?
Angel
You got me. You know him? Very well.
Donald O. Stryker
I've come here twice a week for 15. You ought to talk, Sam. You'll have to follow me around.
Angel
Okay.
Donald O. Stryker
Gotta get a wiggle on.
Angel
Come on, now, get a wiggle on. You think he was dreaming it up, huh?
Donald O. Stryker
Now, let me tell you about George Scott. Let me put that bucket down. Oh, please.
Angel
There. Sorry.
Donald O. Stryker
He is 68 years old, to my knowledge. And in them 68 years, one important thing has happened to him. He was born. George just reads too many cheap books, that's all.
Angel
No girlfriends?
Donald O. Stryker
No. Well, now, wait a minute. Let me see. There was a woman about eight years ago in the bird watching club he belongs to, but that laid an egg.
Angel
Bird watching.
Sam Spade
Any enemies?
Donald O. Stryker
How could a man like George have enemies? Nobody notices him. He matches the rugs. Now, look, he goes to lodge meeting twice a month, to church every Sunday. He doesn't smoke, drink, gamble, spit on the floor or chase women. Got no other bad habits. No car, no house, no money, no prospects. God, I gotta get into that closet now. So why would anyone want to kill George Strut? He's been dead on his feet for 20 years.
Effie Perrine
Why?
Donald O. Stryker
When I see George, I'll give him a piece of my.
Sam Spade
I turned in time to see him.
Angel
Lean out stiffly, pause like a falling tree, and then topple to the floor.
Sam Spade
Followed closely by the cleaning lady, who.
Angel
Must have agreed before she fainted that George didn't match the rug anymore.
Sam Spade
While this struck a false note in.
Angel
My mind, it explained the false note in the piano.
Sam Spade
The missing string was wound around his neck. I dragged her into the bedroom and.
Angel
Managed to get her onto the bed by making two trips.
Sam Spade
Then I called Homicide.
Angel
The next order of business, per our agreement, was to call you, Stryker.
Sam Spade
So I got Strut's telephone book found. He'd marked the page with your number.
Angel
On it with a slip of paper.
Sam Spade
Which turned out to be the receipt for rent paid on a safe deposit.
Angel
Box at the garage.
Sam Spade
Golden Gate Bank.
Angel
Now, this didn't seem especially important at the moment, but something else did. He made a circle around a group of six names in the phone book.
Sam Spade
Marking each one with a check. Strubble, Strudwick, Strum, Strotherton, Strut and Stryker.
Angel
I postpone calling you for the moment.
Sam Spade
And dial the number just above. Struts, Strotherton, Harvey.
Angel
J.
Sam Spade
156 Santa Ana Avenue, St. Francis Wood.
Effie Perrine
Yes?
Sam Spade
Mr. Strutherton in, please?
Effie Perrine
No, no, M. Mr. Strutherton isn't in. This is his wife.
Sam Spade
My Name is Spade, Mrs. Strutherton. I'm a private detective. I. I don't want to alarm you, but Alarm me.
Angel
Do you happen to know if your.
Sam Spade
Husband has received any threats recently?
Effie Perrine
Why? Not that I know of.
Sam Spade
Any contact with a strange young woman, about 30, red hair?
Effie Perrine
Why are you asking me this?
Sam Spade
I'd rather not say until I know more about it.
Angel
What about the girl?
Effie Perrine
Yes. Yes, he did meet a girl like that.
Angel
Oh, When?
Effie Perrine
She came to the door one night about a week ago. Said her car was stalled down the street a ways. Harvey went out to help her. They were gone about a half hour, and then he came back.
Sam Spade
Well, did he tell you anything about her?
Effie Perrine
No. Tells that he'd gotten her started.
Angel
Is he a mechanic or.
Effie Perrine
He was. Lawyer.
Sam Spade
Was.
Effie Perrine
Harvey is dead, Mr. Spade. His car crashed through a rail on the Skyline Boulevard night before last. Burned. I just been to San Mateo to identify the bodies.
George P. Strutt
Drum, Joseph P. 828 Howard Street.
Angel
Yeah.
George P. Strutt
Yeah, that's Joe. There's your beard.
Sam Spade
Thanks.
Angel
You know Joe pretty well.
George P. Strutt
I might and I might not.
Sam Spade
Why, what do you mean you might not? This is 828 Howard street, isn't it?
Angel
The number's over the door. Don't you like me, Barton?
George P. Strutt
What's eating you about Joe's thrum? Look, you see this private detective's life, huh?
Angel
Oh, yeah, yeah. Poor but honest Barkley trying hard to get a little cooperation.
George P. Strutt
I thought you was a cop.
Angel
Now, what's with Joe?
George P. Strutt
Well, I'll tell you.
Angel
He uses the phone here.
George P. Strutt
He makes a little book now and then in the back room. Nothing wrong, you understand. But still in all, there's nothing a guy likes to blat around about the strangers, you know?
Angel
Yeah. Any idea where he is now?
George P. Strutt
Well, that's a pretty hard thing to say. Where Joe is at any given time. Even when Joe's acting normal, which at present he isn't.
Angel
Oh, why not?
George P. Strutt
Well, like all bookies, Joe does not have a heart. But if he had one, I would not hesitate to say Joe was in.
Sam Spade
Love with a red headed dame about 30.
Angel
How did you know? Here, look at the picture.
George P. Strutt
Let me get my glasses. Glasses, glasses, glasses.
Angel
There they are.
George P. Strutt
This is the dish.
Angel
You know her name? No, no.
George P. Strutt
Joe has made no formal announcement as yet, but the wait has gone around. He is giving 8 to 5 he will marry her, which for Joe is a sure thing. Last Friday it was. When I seen him last, they sat up to the bar here and the two of them talking at some length about things I have never heard Joe discuss before.
Angel
Like what?
George P. Strutt
Well, as I said, bookies are different from people's. So it should have not surprised me that Joe and his wren were not discussing rose covered cottages. As do most boys and girls when they reach the looney stage. Yes, from what I could gather as I passed by now and again serving the other customers, Joe and his girl were discussing a cozy little rose covered safe deposit box.
Angel
Mm.
Sam Spade
And you haven't seen either of them since last Friday?
George P. Strutt
No, I. Oh, you're right with you.
Angel
Yeah.
George P. Strutt
Global Leaf Buffet. Charlie Talkins. Yes. Why you don't say? When this morning, huh? Yeah, yeah, sure I will. Thanks for calling.
Sam Spade
Goodbye.
George P. Strutt
You. You wouldn't know a bookie who might be casting about for a phone, would you?
Angel
Val, what happened to Joe?
George P. Strutt
Body washed ashore on Baker's beach this morning. That was the morgue.
Sam Spade
I know what you mean, Sam Marks.
Angel
Abrasions, contusions.
Sam Spade
Indications of foul play. That's right, Maxine.
Angel
Did you see the police surgeon's report? Yeah.
Sam Spade
Shot of dope and shoved into the briney. Person or persons unknown. Well, pretty hard to do by yourself, huh, Sam?
Angel
Yeah.
Sam Spade
Oh, you wish to look on Joe.
Angel
Strum, I take it? Yeah. Yeah.
Sam Spade
This it? Yeah.
Angel
Let's see.
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Angel
Oh.
Sam Spade
Oh, no, no, this is the wrong one. This is Strudwick. Wait a minute. Strudwick. Strudwick.
Angel
Anthony P. Are you known, Sam?
Sam Spade
28 Genoa Place, Bayview 72118. Nice looking boy, they said. Friend of yours, huh?
Angel
No. No. Huh.
Sam Spade
Well, then how did you. Brand new league. I'm in, Maxie. We call the shots ahead of time. Now, what about Strudwick? Old artist, lived on Telegraph Hill. Got drunk three nights ago, walked out his studio window on the fourth floor.
Angel
All alone at the time.
Sam Spade
Well, if anyone offers you odds on that, grab it. See you later, Maxi. Yeah, but ain't you going to look on Joe Strum?
Angel
No.
Sam Spade
Well, it's up to you, Sam. So long, Strudwick. Top man on the totem pole was James A. Struble, a barber who lived on 18th Avenue. I called, no one answered. So I made what by now had become the obvious addition. I went to headquarters and checked the homicide reports. Likewise the accident files and the traffic detail. Surprise, no James A. Struval. So I switched abruptly from the S's to the D's and called on dear patient, understanding Lieutenant Dundee, who's going off half car?
Angel
You.
Sam Spade
If you weren't such an idiot, you'd see what I'm talking about. No, listen, Sam, I'm no green pea. I've been kicking around homicide for 30 years. Long enough to know you gotta have a motive to build up a case.
Angel
Yes.
Sam Spade
How can you stand there and tell me a redheaded dame opens a phone book, draws a ring around six names and then runs out quick and knocks them off? I didn't say that.
Angel
Ah.
Sam Spade
Then why do you want me to put out a general pickup on James A. Struble? Because if he isn't dead right now, he will be. Oh, the dame Dundee. No dame could strangle a six foot man like strut with a piano wire. She's working with someone.
Angel
Sam, I love you, believe me.
Sam Spade
But try to see my side, will ya? So I put out a general on Struble and we pick him up and he screams. And the chief hauls me in to ask why. And I tell him we put the pinch on Struble because his name is ticked off in somebody's phone book.
Angel
Why? Yeah. Hey, who are you?
George P. Strutt
Lieutenant, I want to see the lieutenant.
Angel
Is he drunk? I'll ask him. Oh, yeah.
Sam Spade
What's your name?
George P. Strutt
James A. Strobe. I want to report a murder.
Angel
For who? Me.
Sam Spade
That's the last we got out of him. Ten seconds after he hit the floor, he was dead. A.38 slug had taken him just under the left shoulder blade and instinctively, Dundee grasped the point. A squad car was dispatched. Dispatched to your office, Mr. Stryker, to pick you up and stow you safely in the poke. When I checked out.
NBC Announcer
You are listening to the weekly adventure of radio's most famous detective, Sam Spade. Three chimes mean good times on NBC this Sunday, the glamorous and very unpredictable Tallulah brings you another gala broadcast of the Big Show. Among Tallulah's guests for this Sunday's Big.
Sam Spade
Show are Fred Allen, Eddie Cantor, Bill.
NBC Announcer
Baker, Eddie Fisher and many, many more. It's an hour and a half of the very best in comedy, music and drama. Every Sunday, it's the Big show on NBC for drama this Sunday, Theater Guild on the Air presents the heartwarming play Genie, starring Barry Sullivan and Margaret Phillips. And now back to the sinister Siren Capers. Tonight's adventure with Sam Spade.
Sam Spade
The next move looked like a tedious one. To take the clipped out picture of.
Angel
The redhead and try to identify her.
Sam Spade
By matching it up in the files of one of the town's four newspapers. I'd gone a half a block when.
Angel
Someone saved me the trouble. It was the bartender.
George P. Strutt
I got news for you. And where can we talk?
Angel
How about the Blue Fox?
George P. Strutt
Okay, I'll meet you there in five minutes.
Angel
Wait a minute.
Sam Spade
Why can't we talk here?
Angel
Cheers.
George P. Strutt
Sorry, Sam.
Angel
Sock. Well, you're in bad shape.
Sam Spade
Bartender.
Angel
What happened?
George P. Strutt
The red hint, Joe Strum's girl. She was in.
Sam Spade
When?
George P. Strutt
An hour ago. She was loaded to begin with. And when I poured her a couple of stiff horns on the house, she begun to talk. Sam, crime is rampant.
Angel
Yeah. For instance?
George P. Strutt
Well, from what she told me, Joe Strum was dwelling in a fool's paradise. Much talk, many promises and an occasional smooch. But when the school is added up, Joe never gets past his own 10 yard line.
Sam Spade
Whose girl was she?
Angel
Whose girl?
George P. Strutt
Prepare for a jolt, Sam.
Sam Spade
I'm holding onto my chair.
George P. Strutt
Adi, the actor.
Angel
Ottie, the actor.
George P. Strutt
Ottie, the actor. The picture you showed me was taken at his trial. She was sitting right behind his lawyer.
Angel
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Sam Spade
The safety deposit box.
Angel
Yeah.
Sam Spade
How much is Artie supposed to have stanched away?
George P. Strutt
She told me a solid half million bucks. Now, numerous insurance Officials and a hatful of private dicks are openly curious as to what happened to the dough. Yeah, and the ranks of the curious have just been joined by Artie himself. Since he busted out of the jug, no dough. The cupboard is bare.
Sam Spade
Why'd he take the box out in Joe's name?
George P. Strutt
She says Artie's a whimsical type guy. You know what he does?
Angel
What? He flips the phone book open when.
Donald O. Stryker
They pull into town with a dough.
George P. Strutt
And picks himself five names and five banks.
Sam Spade
Six names, you mean?
George P. Strutt
No, five, she says.
Sam Spade
Striker was in, huh?
Angel
Never mind, never mind.
Sam Spade
So Artie figured with the money in.
Angel
Five different legitimate names, it couldn't be.
Sam Spade
Traced to him if he got tapped, huh?
George P. Strutt
Which he does get tapped and convicted besides. Now the dish looks upon Ari as in the deep phrase and hustles around to each of the five guys with a proposition. So Ottie becomes wise to this and takes them up in order when he busts out.
Angel
Cheers. Yeah.
George P. Strutt
There'S much. This much I learned before she staggers.
Sam Spade
Out of my joint.
George P. Strutt
The rest I must leave for you.
Sam Spade
To figure you can't drink.
Angel
Bartender.
George P. Strutt
Occasionally, Sam. If there is any other reward, though.
Sam Spade
Floating around when the smoke settles, I.
George P. Strutt
Will be at the Cloverleaf.
Angel
It's only beer, you know.
Sam Spade
And if you run across an honest.
Angel
Hard working book, who needs a phone? Yeah.
Sam Spade
Thanks a lot, Charlie. All right. Charlie wiped the froth off his chin.
Angel
With a napkin and took off. I let him have a healthy lead, then tailed him. It was quite a tour, too.
Sam Spade
Into the morgue across the street, out the Kearney street door, then onto the California street cable car and up Nob Hill to the Fairmont Hotel where he.
Angel
Hustled into a yellow cab number 4.
Sam Spade
6, 2, and drove off.
Angel
And waiting for him in the cab was the red headed dame. There were no other cabs around to.
Sam Spade
Follow in, so I waited a half.
Angel
Hour until he got back, waved a.
Sam Spade
Bill under the driver's nose and climbed back on the merry go round. He let Charlie out at his own.
Angel
Place, the Coverly, and then driven downtown.
Sam Spade
To a plea bag called the Shoreside Hotel on the Embarcadero, where he left the redhead. I woke up the desk clerk and shoved the redhead's picture under his nose.
Angel
Let me see, let me see. Seems like you recognize him. Sure. Claire Boo. Clara Bow, the movie queen, ain't it? Look, friend, she was just here. Clara, the girl here ain't. She ain't Clara, Bo. Right, right.
Sam Spade
She ain't Clara. She just drove up in a taxi.
Angel
And don't see her as good as I used to when you see the glasses hurt my nose.
Sam Spade
Look, she just drove up in a taxi.
Angel
Did you see her come in? No, no, no. I must have been dozing away. Yeah.
Donald O. Stryker
As she come out, though, huh?
Angel
Yeah. Her and Mr. Walker checked out 15 minutes back. He was in 26 upstairs. I didn't have to cross examine the court to see Mr. Walker had lived.
Sam Spade
In 26 for some time.
Angel
The floor was ankle deep in cigarette.
Sam Spade
Butts, liquor bottles, sandwich crusts and other debris.
Angel
A table in the corner was covered with travel folders, mostly on South America.
Sam Spade
And 7 Days newspaper, the top one.
Angel
Of which was turned to the story on Artie, the actor. And I've been reading in my office.
Sam Spade
This morning when it all started.
Angel
You know, it's too bad you came in when you did strike her, because if I'd read one more paragraph, I'd.
Sam Spade
Have learned something that could have saved.
Angel
Me a lot of trouble. Whatever was the case with four of the names, the fifth one Artie hadn't.
Sam Spade
Picked at random, his lawyer was Harvey J. Strotherton. Hello, Mrs. Strotherton? This is Sam Spade.
Effie Perrine
Hi, Mr. Spade?
Angel
Yeah.
Effie Perrine
Thank heaven you called. I'm terribly frightened.
Sam Spade
What's the matter?
Angel
The girl. A redhead?
Effie Perrine
Yes, she just called me. She says. She says my husband was murdered. One of his clients, a man he defended, thinks Harvey betrayed him.
Angel
Hardy? The actor Artie Billings?
Effie Perrine
Yes. There was a lot of money. She knows where it is.
Angel
Why is she telling you all this?
Effie Perrine
I don't know, Mr. Spade. She warned me against calling the police. I don't know what to do.
Angel
Well, then don't do anything.
Effie Perrine
Well, don't you see? She's coming here. She'll be here in 20 minutes.
Angel
I made it in 15, left the cab a block away and walked down.
Sam Spade
Santa Ana avenue to number 156.
Angel
The night fog had moved in, making.
Sam Spade
It tough to follow the path through.
Angel
The high shrubbery to the door of the house. Mrs. Stutterton hadn't helped matters any by.
Sam Spade
Turning out every light in the joint.
Effie Perrine
Mr. Spade?
Angel
Yeah? Yeah?
Sam Spade
She here yet?
Effie Perrine
No, no, come in.
Angel
Come here.
Sam Spade
Why don't you turn off the lights, be matched?
Patricia Conroy
There's a fire in the living room.
Effie Perrine
This way.
Angel
The shades and draperies were all pulled.
Sam Spade
The windows shut tight. The house had the musty reek of a room that's been closed up for a long time. She guided me around the dining room.
Angel
Furniture and through the doors into the living room, sat me down in front.
Effie Perrine
Of the fire, would you like some brandy, Mr. Steve?
Sam Spade
No, thanks.
Donald O. Stryker
Cigarette?
Angel
Yeah, thanks.
Effie Perrine
Tell me. Now tell me. I want to know everything. This man my husband defended.
Angel
You know he's out of jail.
Effie Perrine
I saw the papers. Why would he kill Harvey after my husband did everything in his power to get him acquitted?
Sam Spade
Money. A lot of money.
Effie Perrine
How much?
Angel
A half million dollars.
Sam Spade
How about a match?
Donald O. Stryker
Oh, yes, of course.
Angel
I held back, and without thinking, she leaned over into the firelight.
Sam Spade
I saw Mrs. Stan. And then for the first time, it was the redhead.
Angel
All right, hold it. Now, don't move. What are you doing? This is a.38, baby, at the back of your neck. Now, don't move. All right, where is he?
Effie Perrine
I don't know what you mean.
Sam Spade
You heard what I said.
Angel
Where's your husband?
Effie Perrine
He's dead. He's dead.
Sam Spade
The body you identified in San Mateo is already the actor.
Angel
You and Harvey engineered the escape. So you'll have a full guy for.
Sam Spade
Five murders and 500,000 bucks. Now, for the last time, where is he?
Effie Perrine
Harvey. All right, Harvey. He'll kill me.
Angel
Don't sp. Don't. Don't do it. Do it. Do it. I didn't have to. A few months hence, the State of California will do it the legal way. It was a long ride round Robin Hood's Barn, Striker, but you wanted to.
Sam Spade
Get to the bottom of it.
Angel
So there it is. Period. End of report.
Effie Perrine
Sam, what about the money?
Sam Spade
I'm still looking for it. If Harvey has thus far chosen not to talk. But Dundee hasn't really turned on the persuasion machinery yet.
Angel
Who knows? Maybe he's opened the phone book at.
Sam Spade
The Peas and put his finger on Perine.
Angel
Effie.
Effie Perrine
Oh, don't even think of it, Sam. I settle for $26.87, which represents the shorty in my check covering the period.
Sam Spade
Effie.
Angel
Can I believe my ears? I look back upon the past 12 hours.
Sam Spade
How to keep our little organization together. To stave off the bill collector. I place my life in jeopardy. Tangled with a murderess. Use my poor tired body as bait for her savage conspiracy.
Effie Perrine
Sam, I'm sorry.
Sam Spade
Ferreting my way through morgue and crime ridden alley to finally win the fight and then. And then to come home expecting a cheery welcome and to get instead scurvy, innuendos and a bill for 2687.
Effie Perrine
Oh, forget it, Sam. Don't ever mention it again. I'm forgetting.
Sam Spade
Well, that's my girl.
Angel
Here.
Sam Spade
10, 25, 6, 7.
Angel
$27.
Sam Spade
Now we're all square.
Effie Perrine
Thanks, Sam. Thank you.
Angel
Come here.
Sam Spade
Now you can bring me the 13 cents tomorrow.
Effie Perrine
That's my boss.
Donald O. Stryker
Good night, Sam.
Angel
Good night. Sweethear.
NBC Announcer
Three chimes mean good times. On NBC, the National Broadcasting Company presents the Adventures of Sam Spade Detective.
Effie Perrine
Sam Spade Detective agency. This is Ms. Bergamot. Oh, Ms. Bergamot, I'm so sorry, but Mr. Spade isn't in. He ought to be back any moment. However, that is, if you wish to employ him. This is his secretary, Ms. Perrine. Well, as a matter of fact, Ms. Perrine. Oh, he'll be available. I know. The matter he's attending to is just. It's purely routine. What he calls a humdrum number. Humdrum? Well, it's the private detective version of babysitting. You see, all Mr. Spade had to do was sit on a chair for 24 hours. And that's why I say he'll be back any minute. His last words to me were take anything. So if you desire a server in. I do not desire Mr. Spade's services. As a matter of fact, he's using mine. What? I'm his nurse at the harbour Emergency Hospital.
Sam Spade
Nurse, another shot, please. This time, bourbon.
Effie Perrine
Quietly, Mr. Spade. He's coming along quite nicely. The bullet didn't enter the cranium at all. Bullet? Cranium, both. Mr. Spade wants to.
Donald O. Stryker
But I refuse.
Sam Spade
Nurse, I refuse. But Ms. Nightingale. I am FF wonder girl who sell dry those big brown eyes. Cherub, fluff up the sofa and spread out some lamp for me to lay my poor bullet ridden head on. In practically no time at all, I'll be staggering in to gasp out a humdrum report on the Kimberly Cross Caper.
NBC Announcer
For NBC. William Speer, Radio's outstanding producer, Director of mystery and crime drama, brings you the greatest private detective of them all in the Adventures of Sam Spade.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Hospital.
Sam Spade
Smiling, I have to break down your whole constitution. Give you fits.
Effie Perrine
Ah, Sam.
Sam Spade
Who else?
Effie Perrine
Oh, Sam, you look like the drummer man in the spirit of 76.
Sam Spade
Nothing, nothing, nothing. As you know, angel, no profession is without its hazards. Least of all this time. Caudry one of ours. Sit down now.
Effie Perrine
Oh, yes.
Sam Spade
Now may I put my poor wounded head in your lap? Comfy?
Effie Perrine
Poor Sam.
Sam Spade
They're stupid too, honey. Let's see now. Hey, new feeling high toos, huh? Date. Fill it in. To G.J. runcible, claims manager, Sunset Indemnity Company. From Samuel Spade, license number one subject, the Kimberly Cross Caper. Dear Mr. Runcible, it's just as well for private investigators that we have no way of knowing. By the way a job starts, how it's going to end. I remember Once I went beating the bushes for a mad dog killer and ended up playing Monopoly with him in a hotel room for six hours. And I remember too, the time I agreed to take a box of homemade candy to an old lady, wound up with a double murder in a case of arson. Yours, Mr. Runcible, belong to this species. Spade. G.J. runcible, Sunset Indemnity. You available? Maybe. What'd you have? Are you. Are you not available, Mr. Spade? Answer yes or no. Yes. Yes. How much? 50 a day, expenses.
Angel
Right?
Libsyn Ads Representative
Right.
Sam Spade
Got a job for you. Next 24 hours, all you got to do is sit on a chair and keep your eyes on something beautiful. Sounds keen. Might call it a babysitting job.
Angel
Oh.
Sam Spade
Who is she? Kimberly Cross.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Pretty.
Sam Spade
Like a quarter of a million dollars. Oh, rich too, huh? She's on exhibit at the Burgendorf Galleries on Sutter Street. She's on exhibit. Get over there right away. Well, I'd better check with Mr. Burgendorf personally and then see Johnny Stroud, our company man.
NBC Announcer
He'll give you instructions.
Sam Spade
Fine. Now. Now, why don't you tell me what we're. Hello? Hello? That always happens on page six, Mr. Burgndorf. Mr. Burgundor. You. Sorry.
Donald O. Stryker
Sorry, sir. The exhibit officially does not until 9am begin.
Sam Spade
As you see, it's 8:45. I won't charge you, Mr. Bergendorf. I won't charge you. You can bring out the baby anytime now. Mr. Runcible of the Sunset Indemnity sent me here.
Donald O. Stryker
My credentials, Mr. Spade.
Sam Spade
You are Mr. Spade? I am, yes. Now, what's with this Kimberly Cross?
Donald O. Stryker
To a single horse gallery such as mine comes such an honor only once. Today only. Burgendorf's is with Tiffany's in the same class. Here, here, huh? Is picture of Kimberley Cross.
Angel
Yeah.
Donald O. Stryker
Fourteen stones, all blue, white. Eight down, six across. Total $268,000 plus 20% tax.
Sam Spade
Oh, jewelry.
Donald O. Stryker
To call this jewelry is to call Elizabeth Taylor. A garden variety tomato is a crown jewel from Thuringia. Mr. Spade, really. It's part of a state of a dead duke. Is price tag $268,000 plus.
Sam Spade
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is it involved?
Donald O. Stryker
Time lock comes 9 o'clock on the north. She opens then.
Sam Spade
Yeah. The exhibit begins.
Angel
Yeah.
Sam Spade
There's a company man here from the insurance outfit, isn't there?
Donald O. Stryker
Johnny Stroud.
Sam Spade
Oh, where is he?
Donald O. Stryker
He's working concealed. This man Strout undercover. Clever stuff, huh? You see, parked at curb across the street, one autobus.
Angel
Oh.
Sam Spade
Oh, yeah. Department of Public Health, City and County of San Francisco.
Donald O. Stryker
What Antitubercaloosa's campaign is giving to public for free gratis. 1x ray per citizen for chest cavity.
Sam Spade
Oh, chest X ray.
Donald O. Stryker
Handily parking opposite the Burgendorf gallery. So inside Mr. Stroud can take for himself a plant. Get it?
Sam Spade
Clever.
Angel
Clever.
Sam Spade
The free gratis autobus for chest X rays was a square end job, complete with reception compartment, X ray machine and attendant. The latter a sincere type with horn rimmed glasses and white starched blouse. I use the word sincere advisedly since he was at the moment doing a selling job on Johnny Stroud.
George P. Strutt
You know what I always say, Stroud?
Harvey J. Strotherton
What do you always say, George?
George P. Strutt
You never can tell about a cough. You never, never know.
Sam Spade
You see?
George P. Strutt
You see right there.
Harvey J. Strotherton
I got a cold.
George P. Strutt
Maybe eight to five. It's only a cold, but five to eight. Let me take a picture. Now. No charge, no pain, no dice.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Go away.
Angel
Go away.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Oh, spade.
Sam Spade
Yeah, good, good.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Come on in. Come on in the Bar City. We're sending you up. Plenty of room back here.
George P. Strutt
You realize you're standing right in front of my X ray machine?
Harvey J. Strotherton
We'll move when you get a customer.
George P. Strutt
Customers?
Sam Spade
Yes.
George P. Strutt
Where are they? Where are those chests? If people only knew that 8 to 5 it may be a cold.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Then it could Runcible brief you on this baby?
Sam Spade
Yeah, it was brief all right.
Harvey J. Strotherton
How do you make it?
Sam Spade
14 vulgar sized diamonds looking for a buyer. Sunset Indemnity ensuring Burgundorff against loss during the 24 hours they're on his hands.
Harvey J. Strotherton
That's two for you.
Sam Spade
That's two against me too. Oh, like why does Sunset Indemnity need outsider help when they have you? And why are you playing like a movie Dick when the sensible thing to do is to sit down next to the exhibit with both eyes open and a rod under your arm?
Harvey J. Strotherton
What are you doing, George?
George P. Strutt
I'm testing my machine. Don't let me interfere with.
Harvey J. Strotherton
George doesn't like me.
Sam Spade
I see that.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Well, I guess the boss left out one item, Sam.
Sam Spade
A tip.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Yeah, yeah, last night some schmo called him around midnight and got him out of bed. Oh, Runcible's a pessimist. You know, when Sunset Indemnity's on the line for a quarter of a million, he tends to get jumpy.
Sam Spade
Who had the tip?
Harvey J. Strotherton
Anonymous.
Sam Spade
They all are.
NBC Announcer
Right from the open.
Harvey J. Strotherton
The guy says somebody's gonna take a run and jump at the Kimberley Cross while it's at Burgendorf. Needless to say, for the balance of the night, principal does not sleep. So today we got Reinforcements, Georgie.
George P. Strutt
Yes.
Harvey J. Strotherton
I'm gonna leave you now, George, to take my post across the street while Mr. Spade.
Sam Spade
Hey, wait a minute, Johnny.
Angel
Hmm?
Sam Spade
Look, look. In front of Burgundor's.
Harvey J. Strotherton
The dame.
Sam Spade
The dame. To paraphrase Bergendorf, calling her a dame was like calling the Kimberley Queen a hunk of jewelry. That's not what interested me. At least not right then. She was walking back and forth in front of Burgendorf's like a kid at the dentist door trying to get up the nerve to push the button. Quoting from my notes, it says 9:02am Girl, 5ft 2, blonde, early 20s, gray tweed suit. Spent a few indecisive minutes in front of Burgundor's, finally went in. She came out almost immediately, started west on. Then evidently saw a patrol officer approaching on same side of street. Hurriedly crossed toward our post in public health department mobile unit number two and entered.
Patricia Conroy
Hello.
George P. Strutt
Well, good morning. Good morning.
Patricia Conroy
Am I too early for the.
George P. Strutt
Oh, you're just in time. First customer of the day. There. Let's see now. Name?
Patricia Conroy
Martin.
George P. Strutt
Martin. First Name, Bernice. Address?
Patricia Conroy
8 2-6.
Sam Spade
She wasn't a very good liar. While she was telling him her name was Bernice Martin, she filled with a leather handbag with the initials PC on it, big enough to read from across the street. George filled the form out, then moved her around to the machine. By now, the cop she was ducking and walked by and turned the corner.
Effie Perrine
Shall I.
George P. Strutt
No, no. It won't be necessary to take off your coat.
Patricia Conroy
Is this all right?
George P. Strutt
That's good. Stand right there.
Sam Spade
Hold still.
George P. Strutt
Now take a deep breath. Hold it there. That's all there is to it. You're doing a wise thing, lady.
Patricia Conroy
You think so?
George P. Strutt
Certainly. Eight to five. It's only a cold, but five to eight, you never, never know. Here's your stub with your number on it. We'll notify you in a few days.
Patricia Conroy
Thank you.
George P. Strutt
Thank.
Sam Spade
Whereupon Ms. PC also down to the corner and into a drugstore. Five minutes later, she still hadn't come out. Stroud was beginning to champ at the bit.
Harvey J. Strotherton
So what, Sam?
Sam Spade
So she's worried. Ah, she's ducking cops. She's using a phony name or her girlfriend's handbag.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Look, I'm going.
Sam Spade
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before. Where? I don't know, but I think it was around headquarters.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Now, who's playing movie dick? Look, it's 10 after 9. I'll go over and settle down next to the. The Vulgar diamonds. And you make yourself comfy with Georgie.
George P. Strutt
If I get busy, out you go.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Keep your eyes on the customers going in and out. There's a good loud burglar alarm over the door there. You can hear in the block of wet. You see what I mean? It's good and lousa.
NBC Announcer
Holy cow.
Sam Spade
Stroud took the gallery and I set sail for the corner drugstore. Pulling up in 20 seconds flat. She was gone, of course. The druggist was at the fountain mixing a Coke, which he spilled when I reached across and grabbed him by the lapels. Blonde, you say? Yeah, yeah. Young, gray suit.
Angel
Hmm.
Sam Spade
I. I told you, Jack. She just came in here. I know. What do you want to know about her? What she do? Telephone? No, she was just like you. Asked me about a guy. What guy? Larry Galliano, his name is. Wanted to know if I'd seen him come by this morning. Who's he? I don't know. Did she describe him?
Donald O. Stryker
Have to.
Sam Spade
His picture's on page one of the morning paper. Here, take a look. It was no time to dawdle, but I gave it 10 seconds. Larry Galliano, a one time gas station stick up artist, had just been released from Quentin after doing five years. On the way across the street to Burgendorf's, it came back to me where I'd seen her standing outside the courtroom crying when they sentenced him five years ago. Over here, Sam. Yeah. Oh, no. Burgundor, huh?
Angel
Yeah, yeah.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Shot from behind the stones, needless to say. Sure. Maybe you were right about that day.
Sam Spade
No, no, she didn't have time. Someone was hiding in here waiting for Bergendorf to open up this morning.
Harvey J. Strotherton
How'd he get out?
Sam Spade
Hell, there must be a back door in this joint.
Harvey J. Strotherton
I'll check it. The phone's on the desk. Wake up Lieutenant Denby, huh?
Sam Spade
Right. How he'll love it too. Two of us holding hands across the street while. Stroud.
Donald O. Stryker
Johnny Stroud.
Sam Spade
Look, look, it's me, Burgndorf. Same spade. Stroud. He's checking the back door.
Angel
Who did it?
Donald O. Stryker
Oh, double cross, double cross me once.
Sam Spade
It is all who, who you talk. It was as plain as a man in his condition. Could have made it obvious to anyone with average intelligence. But for stupid Sam, it was still a long voyage home.
NBC Announcer
You are listening to the weekly adventure of radio's most famous detective, Sam Spade. Three chimes mean good times on NBC. There's music for you tomorrow on NBC. With the distinctive four keyboard styling of the first piano quartet, this widely acclaimed and unique musical organization brings you a melodic blend of classical and light classical selections in four part harmony. Every Saturday and tomorrow there's also a one hour concert by the NBC Symphony Orchestra under the baton of Walter Duclos. Featured in tomorrow's symphony performance are works by Sibelius and Schumann. It's the best in music every Saturday with the NBC Symphony and the First Piano Quartet. And now back to the Kimberly Cross caper, Tonight's adventure with Sam Spade.
Sam Spade
It was a pretty selfish trick, but I left Johnny Stroud at the Burgundor Gallery to play for Cheesy with Dundee and company, knowing in advance pretty much how the patter was going to run. Then called the Chronicle and found the picture of Larry Galliano had been taken yesterday as they walked out of a fleabag on Mission street called the Aeolian Hotel.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Yeah, Galliano. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Donald O. Stryker
I know him.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Stayed here night before last until I found out about him.
Sam Spade
Oh, found out what?
Harvey J. Strotherton
That he was an ex con. This here's a respectable joint place house, mister. We don't cater to felons, mister, Miners or any other members of the demon Demons.
Donald O. Stryker
Yes, indeed.
Harvey J. Strotherton
So when I found where Galliano come from.
Sam Spade
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now look, did he give you a forwarding address?
Harvey J. Strotherton
I don't know. Let me see, son.
Effie Perrine
Yes.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Oh, yeah. Christopher Apartments on Jones, see? Say, you're in luck, young man. Yeah, my girlfriend's landlady over there. Now, looky here. Don't you sweet talker. Now.
Effie Perrine
Out of the way, boy, out of the way.
Sam Spade
Look, all I want, madam, is one moment of your time.
Donald O. Stryker
I already told you, boy, I don't know no Galliano. Never heard of him. So I don't want to hear from him.
Sam Spade
Well, wait a minute now. Will you just take a look at one side boy.
Angel
One side, boy.
Donald O. Stryker
No time.
Sam Spade
Well, Mrs. Landlady, I'm afraid you've lost out.
Donald O. Stryker
What?
Sam Spade
Yeah, you were in line of wearing a bagless vacuum cleaner, you know.
Donald O. Stryker
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, Curly.
Sam Spade
Wait a minute.
Donald O. Stryker
What you want to know, bud?
Angel
Yes.
Sam Spade
Well, this Galliano just might be using another name. Now, this is his picture right here. Yes, now I will rephrase my question. Has he been around?
Donald O. Stryker
Nope.
Sam Spade
I see.
Angel
Landlady.
Donald O. Stryker
Well, do I win?
Sam Spade
Oh, I am sorry, but stand by for the giant jackpot.
Donald O. Stryker
Is it electric?
Sam Spade
I patted her cheek, made a detour around her and left, figuring to check with the parole board. But as I was climbing into the cab in front of the building, a stray thought hit me and I went back to the doorway and case the name plates again. This time for someone with the initials I'd remembered seeing on the blonde's handbag. PC I did better. Patricia Conroy was living in apartment 402. I buzzed four times, then tried the door. It was open. I gave the living room and bedroom a fast horse, moved on to the kitchen and cased a hamper full of laundry on the back porch. Result. Nil. I'd about decided I was in the wrong apartment when I noticed something that changed my mind. A crumpled up envelope in a wastepaper basket in the living room with today's date on it marked Western Airlines Flight 6 to Los Angeles. Passenger LP Galliano. I had the phone in one hand and a finger on the dial when. Put it down. Oh.
George P. Strutt
Oh.
Patricia Conroy
Are you gonna put the phone down or do I have to shoot?
Sam Spade
You mean there's no third choice?
Patricia Conroy
Put it down.
Sam Spade
Sure. Now what?
Patricia Conroy
Sit down. You'll be here for a while, huh? His plane lands at Burbank in a half hour. If you have any dates between now and 4:30, forget them.
Angel
Mm.
Sam Spade
Mind if I smoke?
Patricia Conroy
Go ahead.
Sam Spade
You know, this is pretty heavy handed stuff for Nagyou.
Patricia Conroy
Know, I've grown up a lot in the last two days.
Sam Spade
Not enough, honey. Or if you wouldn't be stooging for Galliano. He can't run away from this kind of a rap, you know.
Patricia Conroy
48 hours.
Angel
Hmm.
Patricia Conroy
That's how long Larry's been out of the pen.
Sam Spade
Well, he didn't waste any time getting back in Shrine.
Patricia Conroy
Look, what's your name?
Sam Spade
Spade.
Patricia Conroy
Spade. What if I told you Larry Galliano had nothing to do with it?
Sam Spade
I might give you quite an argument.
Patricia Conroy
And I don't feel like arguing, so I'll just tell you.
Sam Spade
Good.
Patricia Conroy
Someone offered him the job at Burgendorf's the day he got out. Larry thought it was legitimate until he heard a couple of things by accident.
Sam Spade
Like what?
Patricia Conroy
Like getting hired to play fall guy in a phony robbery.
Sam Spade
You mean Bergendorf was in?
Patricia Conroy
Sure. Till this morning. They figured Larry would be a handy guy to have hanging around with his big fat prison record when the diamonds disappeared. That's what he told me. And I believe him. I love him. Whether or not you believe or love me or him, I do not care. I also do not care what kind of a rap you pin on me when this is all over. All I want is time enough to do a couple of errands. Now hoist it out of that chair and put it down in the closet. There. You hear what I said?
Sam Spade
Yes, ma'am. I was wrong. She was no Ingenue. Happily, the closet had a light in it. So I settled down on a hatbox and read some old copies of mademoiselle until 5:30 when I heard the door close. What with soundproof outside walls, no window, a double slab door with a lock she thoughtfully filled with gum. Was almost seven when I got back to my office. The next move, of course, was to call Lieutenant Dundee and wise up the Los Angeles police on Galliano. I picked up the phone and put it down four times. There was no use kidding myself. The yarn she told was pretty wild. But there was something about the way she told it, and I believed her in. Here.
George P. Strutt
Mr. Spade.
Sam Spade
Yeah.
George P. Strutt
You remember me this morning, George? The technician from the X ray mobile unit?
Libsyn Ads Representative
Yeah.
Sam Spade
George, what's on your mind?
George P. Strutt
Funny thing, that girl, 34 chest. You remember, the blonde?
Sam Spade
Oh, yeah, I remember very well, George. What about the blonde?
George P. Strutt
Well, I tried to call her. Operator says there's no such number. And the company has no record of a Bernice.
Sam Spade
She was using a phony moniker, George. Her name's Patricia Conroy.
George P. Strutt
Oh, now, why would she do that?
Sam Spade
Well, a girl's gotta be careful, you know.
George P. Strutt
She does, for sure.
Sam Spade
How come?
George P. Strutt
How come? I, I, I, I kind of took an interest in her case, you know, I, I rushed the pictures through as soon as we closed up tonight. She's an incipient case. Oh, yes. I wanted to wise her up right away. You see here.
Sam Spade
Oh, this is.
George P. Strutt
No, no, this one's Johnny Stroud. I took it when he wasn't looking. Told him I was testing. He was right at that. Nothing wrong with him. But I always say you never, never.
Sam Spade
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the girl?
George P. Strutt
How about.
Sam Spade
How about the girl?
George P. Strutt
Cold. Oh, yes, yes. Here.
Angel
Now.
George P. Strutt
Now, look, you. You see this shadowy part here?
Sam Spade
Yeah. Hey, wait a minute. I wasn't looking at the shadow part. I was looking at something at the left side of the picture. Right where the inside coat pocket would be. The clear black outline of the Kimberly Cross.
George P. Strutt
Do you mean she had the.
Sam Spade
Yeah, yeah. Give me the phone.
George P. Strutt
Well, I thought it was one of those clip gimmicks the girls wear on the phone.
Sam Spade
The phone. Spade.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Johnny Stroud.
Sam Spade
Look, I got news for you.
Harvey J. Strotherton
I got news for you too. I spotted that blonde again.
Sam Spade
Where?
Harvey J. Strotherton
In the bar on Carney street, talking to guess who.
Sam Spade
You mean Galliano?
Harvey J. Strotherton
Who's he?
Sam Spade
Never mind.
Angel
Never mind.
Sam Spade
Who was she drinking with?
Harvey J. Strotherton
Papadopoulos. The biggest jewelry fence on the coast.
Sam Spade
Where are you now?
Harvey J. Strotherton
Outside her apartment. Jones. Near Post, I think.
Sam Spade
The numbers I'll be Up in five minutes.
Patricia Conroy
Look, like I told you, Spate, I don't want to argue.
Harvey J. Strotherton
She says she doesn't want to argue, Sam.
Sam Spade
Too bad. Too bad. I. I don't mind telling you, I'm a little burned up. Baby, I fell for that line you handed me this afternoon. I. I didn't even mind sitting in your closet for two hours.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Ah, what's that?
Sam Spade
Sure, she's got a.32 tucked away here. Had me looking up the barrel while she dished out a lot of. Who's got the cross, honey? You or Galliano?
Patricia Conroy
We don't know anything about it.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Then what were you doing in that bar with Papadopoulos?
Patricia Conroy
Larry said whoever had it would try to move it through him. I thought I could get to him, but I was wrong. How does that sound?
Sam Spade
What do you think?
Patricia Conroy
Look, I walked into Burgendorf's this morning.
Sam Spade
Why'd you run out?
Patricia Conroy
The vault was open, furniture was overturned, and Burgendorf didn't answer when I called. I figured it was a setup for Larry to check in and he was on his way. So. So it does sound phony.
Sam Spade
Doesn't.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Sure does, honey.
Patricia Conroy
I don't lie. I guess I could make up a better story than that.
Sam Spade
Oh, you're doing great. Why'd Larry blow Tom?
Patricia Conroy
You need a diagram. You were scared. What chance is the next convict when it's his story against someone else's?
Harvey J. Strotherton
What did you do with the.32 in.
Donald O. Stryker
The drawer over there?
Sam Spade
Now, here's the big question, honey.
Effie Perrine
I can't tell you anything else.
Sam Spade
Where are the diamonds?
Patricia Conroy
How do I know? How do I know?
Sam Spade
Look, you're a real modest girl, Patricia. As a liar, you're a sensational.
Patricia Conroy
I'm not lying. Oh, believe me.
Sam Spade
You had the Kimberly Cross in your inside coat pocket when you came into the wagon this morning.
Patricia Conroy
What are you talking about?
Angel
I'll get it.
Sam Spade
The X ray, baby. Take a look. You asked for a diagram. There it is in your inside left.
Patricia Conroy
Wait a minute.
Sam Spade
Hello?
George P. Strutt
Mr. Spade?
Sam Spade
Yeah.
George P. Strutt
This is George, the technician again.
Patricia Conroy
This is all wrong.
Sam Spade
Hold it, George.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Let me see that.
Patricia Conroy
I don't have any inside pockets. Look, I'm wearing the suit right now.
Sam Spade
Hold it, George. What is it?
George P. Strutt
I got to worrying about that print of Ms. Conroy's. The incipient case. 34 chest unit.
Sam Spade
Yeah, what about it?
George P. Strutt
I called the lab and they checked again. It's a mistake, Mr. Spade. A switch. It belongs to someone else.
Sam Spade
Who?
George P. Strutt
Johnny Stroud.
Sam Spade
Oh. Oh, well. Well, George, you won't have to worry about making more extra Prints.
George P. Strutt
What?
Sam Spade
The ones you have will do. Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot, George. George is getting worried.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Extra prints?
Sam Spade
Yeah. Yeah, I had him run off a batch. Evidence trial, DA's office, you know. Now, let's take her in, huh? Yeah.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Just a minute.
Effie Perrine
This is crazy.
Patricia Conroy
I have no inside pocket.
Sam Spade
You wouldn't argue with a picture, would you, honey? Give me the gun, Johnny. We'll take her in together.
Harvey J. Strotherton
No, no, wait. I want to settle something else.
Sam Spade
Johnny, you're. You're pointing that thing at me. It might go off.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Yeah. Yeah, it might have that.
Sam Spade
What's eating you, Johnny?
Patricia Conroy
I know what's eating him. He's.
George P. Strutt
Shut up.
Harvey J. Strotherton
You aren't a very good liar either, are you, Sam? There aren't any extra prints.
Sam Spade
Well, there's always George.
Harvey J. Strotherton
In a couple of hours, there won't be any George.
Donald O. Stryker
Nervous?
Sam Spade
Okay, Johnny, on your feet.
Harvey J. Strotherton
Let me go, Sam.
Sam Spade
Let me go. We can work out a deal. Shut up, Sam.
Patricia Conroy
Sam, your head. You're shot.
Sam Spade
Here.
Angel
Yeah.
Sam Spade
Take the gun. Call Dundee. Get it. Dundee. Homicide. And the next voice I heard belonged to cross. Cool, brisk Ms. Bergamot of the Harbor Emergency Hospital period. And a babysitting session.
Effie Perrine
How intrepid. Sam, but your wound.
Sam Spade
Nothing, sweetheart, nothing. As Hopalong Cassidy always says in real six. Don't worry, honey. It was only a scratch. Now, wait.
Effie Perrine
Now, wait.
Sam Spade
Can't. Can't you get up without moving your lap?
Effie Perrine
No. But, Sam, there's one important omission. Oh, The Kimberly Cross. What did Stroud do with it?
Sam Spade
That cherub is an intramural affair between Stroud and Mr. Runcible. While, as you know, this report is an affair between you and the portable. Scoot, scoot, scoot.
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Effie Perrine
Here it is, Sam.
Sam Spade
Oh, brisk, efficient. Miss. You may lay it on my desk and restore your lap to its original position.
Effie Perrine
Oh, yes, sir. Comfortable, Sam?
Sam Spade
Ah, loving every minute.
Effie Perrine
Sam.
Angel
Yeah?
Effie Perrine
A girl can't help wondering sometimes.
Sam Spade
About what?
Effie Perrine
Well, the way you described the blonde in your report. Glamorous like the Kimberly Cross and all.
Sam Spade
You like that?
Effie Perrine
Oh, I just wish sometimes someone else could be your secretary and I'd be the one you'd meet in a room with velvet draperies and a long cigarette holder and slanting glasses and a black lace negligee.
Sam Spade
Hold it, girl. Hold it. You've gone quite far enough.
Patricia Conroy
I know.
Effie Perrine
But it's only natural for a girl to want to be glamorous, eh?
Harvey J. Strotherton
Pardon me.
Sam Spade
You show up with any of those props and I'll turn you over my knee.
Effie Perrine
You like me the way I am, Sam?
Sam Spade
Yep.
Effie Perrine
Why is it always this way? Just when I think I'm getting somewhere, I find myself saying, good night, Sam.
Sam Spade
Good night, sweetheart.
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Podcast Summary: 1001 Radio Crime Solvers – "THE SINISTER SISTER and THE KIMBERLY CROSS MATTER ADVENTURES OF SAM SPADE"
Introduction
In this gripping episode of The Adventures of Sam Spade, host Jon Hagadorn brings listeners into the tumultuous world of Sam Spade, the quintessential private detective navigating a labyrinth of deceit, danger, and dazzling jewels. Set against the backdrop of San Francisco’s shadowy alleys and opulent galleries, the story intertwines multiple characters and intricate plotlines, ultimately revealing a sinister conspiracy centered around the priceless Kimberly Cross diamonds.
Initial Case: The Sinister Siren Caper
The episode opens with Donald O. Stryker visiting Sam Spade’s detective agency, presenting a mysterious case he dubs "The Sinister Siren Caper" ([06:48]). Stryker, a member of the venerable Striker family, fears he is now a marked man after receiving a cryptic warning from a man named George P. Strutt. Strutt informs Stryker that he is "number six" in a sequence of impending threats ([04:56]). Intrigued and concerned, Spade agrees to take on the case, formalizing their agreement with Stryker’s payment of $50 ([06:48]).
Notable Quote:
Sam Spade: "Mr. Stryker, are you completely skeptical? No, no, just quasi." ([06:48])
Investigation: Unraveling the Threads
Sam Spade delves into the investigation by visiting Strutt’s apartment on Leavenworth Street. Here, he discovers clues linking George P. Strutt to a series of mysterious events, including the escape of Artie, a convicted bank robber ([09:33]). Spade meticulously sifts through phone books, identifying individuals with surnames starting with "Str" and "S," leading him to cross paths with Harvey J. Strotherton and Lieutenant Dundee.
As Spade interacts with various characters, including Effie Perrine, his loyal secretary, and Angel, another associate, he begins piecing together the connections between the Striker family, Artie’s escape, and the elusive redheaded woman, Patricia Conroy ([10:42], [27:57]).
Notable Quote:
Donald O. Stryker: "A.38 slug had taken him just under the left shoulder blade and instinctively, Dundee grasped the point." ([18:30])
Climax: The Kimberly Cross Diamond Heist
The investigation takes a pivotal turn when Sam Spade uncovers the involvement of the Kimberly Cross diamonds, a highly valuable set of jewels on exhibit at the Burgendorf Galleries. Spade discovers that the exhibit’s security measures are compromised by an undercover agent, Johnny Stroud, working with Sunset Indemnity Insurance ([35:00], [36:27]).
Patricia Conroy emerges as a key player, revealing her connection to Larry Galliano, an ex-convict recently released from prison. Conroy discloses that Galliano was coerced into participating in a staged robbery to facilitate the theft of the diamonds ([48:43]). As tensions escalate, Conroy confronts Spade, leading to a dramatic revelation of her true intentions and the intricate web of betrayal surrounding the diamond heist ([53:37]).
Notable Quote:
Patricia Conroy: "Someone offered him the job at Burgendorf's the day he got out. Larry thought it was legitimate until he heard a couple of things by accident." ([48:44])
Resolution: Unmasking the Conspiracy
In a climactic showdown, Sam Spade confronts Patricia Conroy and her accomplices. Utilizing his astute observational skills and unwavering determination, Spade deciphers the false identities and fraudulent schemes orchestrated to steal the Kimberly Cross diamonds. The revelation that Conroy used a fake name and attempted to implicate others in the heist marks the turning point in the case ([53:28], [54:51]).
Despite being metaphorically "shot" during the confrontation, Spade ingeniously turns the tables, ensuring that justice prevails. The diamonds are secured, and the conspirators are exposed, demonstrating Spade’s unmatched prowess as a detective.
Notable Quote:
Sam Spade: "You had the Kimberly Cross in your inside coat pocket when you came into the wagon this morning." ([53:37])
Conclusion: The Aftermath and Reflection
The episode concludes with Sam Spade reflecting on the complexities of the case and his interactions with Effie Perrine. Despite the perilous encounters and moral ambiguities, Spade remains steadfast in his commitment to unraveling the truth. Effie’s admiration for Spade underscores the personal sacrifices inherent in his line of work ([57:46]).
Notable Quote:
Effie Perrine: "A girl can't help wondering sometimes... I just wish sometimes someone else could be your secretary and I'd be the one you'd meet in a room with velvet draperies and a long cigarette holder and slanting glasses and a black lace negligee." ([57:09])
Key Takeaways and Insights
Complex Web of Deceit: The episode masterfully illustrates how deception and false identities can complicate investigations, emphasizing the importance of meticulous attention to detail.
Character Dynamics: The interactions between Sam Spade, his associates, and the antagonists highlight themes of loyalty, trust, and betrayal, enriching the narrative depth.
Classic Detective Work: True to the golden age of radio detective stories, the episode showcases classic noir elements—shadowy settings, femme fatales, and the relentless pursuit of truth.
Conclusion
The Adventures of Sam Spade continues to captivate audiences with its intricate plots and compelling characters. In "THE SINISTER SISTER and THE KIMBERLY CROSS MATTER," Sam Spade exemplifies the archetypal detective—sharp, resourceful, and unwavering in the face of danger. This episode not only entertains but also pays homage to the rich legacy of radio's golden age detective tales.
Note: All notable quotes are attributed with their corresponding timestamps from the provided transcript.