A (47:51)
You know what you're doing here? That's just my husband following me around at the gym. And I'm like, this is not our 47 minutes of connection. You still owe me an hour. But so I'll tell you this right now, sister friend, whatever you do, never go work out in Los Angeles because no one in Los Angeles is employed. And that is, that's the oldest joke in the book. I mean, that's from 10 years ago. That's not just now where I'm talking about how literally nobody in LA has a job because the industry has like burned down. But either way, I genuinely mean, you want to see a bunch of grown men working out at noon? Noon to 1:30, go to any gym in Los Angeles. Our most packed classes would be a 12:30 class at SoulCycle on a Tuesday. And you'd be like, the CAA know that you're not rolling calls for Brad Pitt right now and that you're in this class. Oh, do they? Cause I'm gonna call em and let em know. But I hear you. You know, the ladies used to be able to sneak in and do a little lunch workout, a little StairMaster, and then you'd eat some sad tuna salad in your car. That was always the routine. A gal would show up, she'd watch her morning shows, she'd get the kids ready, she'd do work, she'd take a nice lunch, go do 30 minutes on the StairMaster, 14 bicep curls, and then eat a can of tuna in her car. Every woman knows this. There's not a single woman on this planet who at some point did not do this regimen. Was it toxic? Sure. But we all had a little can of tuna on a rice cracker with some salt and pepper and like a diet Dr. Pepper. That's what every woman who has ever dieted has eaten in their car at one point. And we did it at 1:00 clock because we knew there were no men at the gym there to bother us. So everybody would just line up in their Honda Accords after they had all done the exact same routine in the gym. And they'd all sit in their cars, woman to woman, shoulder to shoulder, pussy to pussy, and we'd all have the exact same post workout snack. And we just did it. And we didn't say anything. We didn't even acknowledge each other. We just knew it was our safe space to listen to our wellness podcast, you know, or the Absolutely Not Podcast. And, and then just sit in our car in our sweaty thongs, eat our tuna, smell like tuna and just not be bothered. And now you're telling me the guys have found out our trick, so now they're rolling in dicks out, dicks loose, all over the bench press. Get out of here. You know, it's like adult swimming. It's ladies gym is adult swim. We should have ladies only hours. Cause, you know, there's also nothing annoying when you're actually trying to lift weights and then you've got a sensible amount of weight. I got 90. 90 pounds on the deadlift and then some. And I'm going. I'm hopping from that. Then I'm going over to the bench. Then I'm coming right back. Next thing you know, some meatheads put on 275 and I can't un. I can't unrack the rack. You know where I'd rather be? A Nordstrom rack. But here we are. You know, this is why we can't have nice things. I've been saying this for a while. I wanted to start an only female golf club called the Trinity. Go back and listen to that episode from about a year and a half ago. No men allowed. One gay per group. Because we are an ally and we want our gays there. But, you know, not every gay in each group likes the other gays. So I don't. I'm also not trying to have a fight. You know, speaking of gays, y', all, who has watch Heated Rivalry. I'll tell you what, though, if somebody said, hey, the cast from Heated Rivalry is going to be at the gym, I'd say, honey, let me sit in my car with binoculars, eat my can of tuna, and watch them pump iron. That's also one of the reasons why I think I'm on such a fittest journey right now is because I watched Heater Rivalry. The sexiest men. The sexiest men. And they are hot. And I realized nobody wants to watch somebody with, like, soft on screen. Okay? If there was a version of Heated Rivalry for, like, normal people, it would be called mediocre competition. Just a mediocre, like, we're here, we're doing. We're doing the least. It'd be called doing the least. And I'm watching the show, and the show is fantastic and it's hot and there's. It just guys and there's butts, and there's lots of love and tenderness. And the script is great and the actors are phenomenal. And so I'm reading up on one of the actors, this guy Connor. He used to work at a Hillstone restaurant serving spinach dip at the South Beverly Grill. He's probably waited on me 10 times. He didn't even speak Russian. He had to learn Russian for. For that character. He learned it in, like, two weeks. He's fluent in the show. You. You'd have no idea that this man was not from Russia. And then on top of it, he just had a ripped body. I'm like, I'd like to show up to work just already with the muscle definition so that if they ask me to learn Chinese in two weeks, shiny, I'm ready to go. Dude, heated rivalry is good. It is good. If you have not watched it, you should watch it. It will change your life. I know I'm a little bit behind. I had other shows that I had to watch over the break, but, man, heated rivalry is sexy.
