200 Episodes of Deranged Auntie Behavior

Summary

Add to Cart with Kulap Vilaysack & SuChin Pak — Episode: 200 Episodes of Deranged Auntie Behavior

Release Date: March 4, 2025

Lemonada Media celebrates a milestone with the 200th episode of their popular podcast, Add to Cart. Hosts Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak take listeners on a nostalgic and humorous journey through their extensive catalog, highlighting memorable moments, favorite guests, and the unique dynamics that have defined their show over nearly five years.

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Celebrating Five Years and 200 Episodes

Beth (Kulap Vilaysack) and Sujin (SuChin Pak) open the episode by reflecting on the show's inception during the pandemic. They reminisce about the humble beginnings—just the two of them, their shopping carts, and Zoom connections. Sujin proudly recalls introducing "urine pads" (a humorous nod to household items) into public consciousness, while Beth celebrates the birth of "my precious Emmy."

Notable Quote:

Sujin Park [02:25]: "I'm ready for story time. A little pretty. I'm also scared."

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Favorite Moments and Iconic Episodes

The hosts delve into their favorite episodes, sharing laughter and anecdotes from their extensive archive. They highlight:

• Episode 1: Salvaging Christmas with Poise Pads, a Kegel Goose, and a Majestic Water Buffalo — A year-old favorite where the mysterious "Kegel Goose" is hilariously unraveled.

  Notable Quote:

  Sujin Park [07:30]: "So it was a silicone shaped. It looked like a goose. It had a long neck..."

• Episode 39: Their first in-person recording with guests Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad, set in a makeshift Airbnb studio. Sujin shares a quirky memory about Beth bringing a whole bottle of salad dressing as a snack.

  Notable Quote:

  Beth [05:24]: "When I go running, I love the EPIC Sport ANC3s..."

• Episode 125: The only live show recorded in Hollywood with Jessica Gao and Jason Mantzoukas, filled with high-energy interactions and memorable guest appearances.

• Episode 171: Featuring Dylan Thuris of Atlas Obscura, where "soup" becomes an organizing principle—a nod to their playful and chaotic approach to categorizing life’s essentials.

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Humorous Dynamics and Running Gags

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the humorous interplay between the hosts, often referred to as "aunties." Their banter includes:

• Cutting Board Chronicles: Sujin discusses her husband Mike Bender’s obsession with photographing her cutting boards, leading to playful tensions and amusing stories about marital quirks.

  Notable Quote:

  Sujin Park [48:03]: "This is your business. And that's the truth. That's the only rule. The only rule is you do you on your cutting board, I'll do it the way I want."

• Packing and Organization: Beth and Sujin humorously debate their differing approaches to organizing travel essentials using Ziploc bags and packing cubes, highlighting their unique personalities.

  Notable Quote:

  Jason Mantzoukas [12:24]: "Suchin just raw dogging her pills. Come on."

• Marriage Musings: The hosts explore the realities of long-term relationships, emphasizing acceptance and humor in navigating each other’s habits and preferences.

  Notable Quote:

  Beth [41:38]: "I wish that my fucks could be refilled. But much like my adrenals and my cortisol, they be dry, jerky."

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Guest Highlights and Special Segments

Throughout their 200 episodes, Add to Cart has featured a plethora of notable guests, including:

• Jason Mantzoukas: Engaging in playful debates about organization tools.
• Rob Huebel: Discussing men's underwear innovations and marketing quirks.
• Mike Bender: Sharing personal stories that intertwine with Sujin's life.

Additionally, the hosts spotlight their Auntie Book Club, where they review and discuss books with guest authors such as Jada Pinkett Smith, Tabitha Brown, and Gina Rocero. This segment has expanded their content, offering listeners insightful and entertaining literary discussions.

Notable Quote:

Beth [37:09]: "The lovely Gina Rocero, Chelsea Devante... she's just a hilarious, intelligent, eviscerating, raw person."

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Giveaways and Listener Engagement

To celebrate their milestone, Beth and Sujin announce a special giveaway:

• Personal Product Closets Open: Each host will send out a box from their personal product collections—Beth's meticulously organized bins and Sujin's "soup" themed assortment.

How to Enter: Listeners can DM the podcast's Instagram with the phrase "200 deranged episodes" to enter. The first two to respond will receive a curated box from each host.

Notable Quote:

Sujin Park [54:27]: "They’re werewolves and honey badgers. And goblins. We love you guys so much."

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Acknowledgments and Thanks

The episode concludes with heartfelt thanks to their production team, loyal listeners, and every guest who has contributed to the show's success over the years. Beth and Sujin express their gratitude for the community they've built and their excitement for future episodes.

Notable Quote:

Beth [55:43]: "Thank you for coming along on this ride with us. We know we are distracted drivers. We know that yeah, we're deranged. We know that we're loud and and I guess just keep your seat buckled and we'll see what happens. Byee."

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Final Thoughts

Add to Cart’s 200th episode is a testament to the hosts' ability to blend humor, candid conversations, and relatable stories. Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak have cultivated a space where listeners feel connected through shared experiences and unabashed authenticity. As they look forward to more episodes, the community remains eager to see what delightful chaos lies ahead.

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Key Takeaways:

• Journey and Growth: Reflecting on five years of podcasting, the hosts highlight their evolution and enduring chemistry.
• Humor and Relatability: Through exaggerated anecdotes and playful conflicts, the show remains a humorous take on everyday consumerism and personal habits.
• Community Engagement: The giveaway underscores their appreciation for listeners, fostering a sense of belonging and participation.
• Diverse Content: From book discussions to guest interviews, Add to Cart continues to diversify its content, keeping it fresh and engaging.

For those new to Add to Cart, this episode serves as a perfect overview of what makes the podcast special: a blend of laughter, honesty, and the occasional deranged behavior that keeps listeners coming back for more.

Transcript

[Sujin Park]

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[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

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[Sarah]

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[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

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[Beth]

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[Sarah]

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[Beth]

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[Sarah]

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[Beth]

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[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Wait.

[Beth]

Welcome back to Add to Cart. I am your auntie now and forever cool Op Vilay Zak.

[Sujin Park]

And I'm your auntie, reporting live from the coffin.

[Beth]

Sue, Sue, Sue. We've been doing this show for four years. Is it four years? It feels like we're coming. We're coming up on five. We're coming up on five.

[Sujin Park]

We're going into five.

[Beth]

Okay, we're sliding into five. We started the show during the pandemic. Just me, you, our carts, and a zoom connection. You brought poise pads into the public consciousness. My precious Emmy was born. And today we officially hit 200 episodes of add to Cart.

[Sujin Park]

And we were trying to think what.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Would be the best way to celebrate.

[Sujin Park]

You know, And I think we have a really fun show today. We each picked some juicy favorite moments.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Over the years and we're going to.

[Sujin Park]

Talk about why these moments Run ad free in our brains.

[Beth]

And then of course, how could two aunties say thank you without sending you home with a little something something. See? Stay tuned to the end of the show where we are going to be giving away a box from each of our jam packed product closets to send to two lucky listeners. But first, let me just give you some add to cart facts. Are you ready?

[Sujin Park]

I'm ready for story time. A little pretty. I'm also scared. I love how like you brought a life, you know, into the universe on etiquette. You brought breath, you brought the human form and. And I get credited for bringing urine pads.

[Beth]

That's right.

[Sujin Park]

Okay, go ahead. Fun fact, let's go on.

[Beth]

Because episode one came out November 17, 2020 and it was named Salvaging Christmas with Poise Pads, a Kegel goose, and a majestic water buffalo.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Wait, wait.

[Sujin Park]

So wait. Okay. If you've been with us since episode one and we talked about this recently. Kegel Goose, please, please, please, please. I know we have to get through the show. Tell everybody what a Kegel goose is. Is that even a thing anymore?

[Beth]

I don't like what a Keekel goose is.

[Sujin Park]

You don't remember the Kegel goose?

[Beth]

Wasn't that you?

[Sujin Park]

The Kegel goose? I can't remember who it was, but the Kegel goose was. Wasn't that thing that you put inside and you hold the weight?

[Beth]

No.

[Sujin Park]

Oh, what's the Kegel goose?

[Beth]

I have no idea. That was the other thing that was with Jackie Johnson when we did the hummingbird episode. Kiko Goose is you. There's no way that was me. It was in the list of like your random ass devices that you use back in the day.

[Sujin Park]

I have no idea what it is, but exactly. Ephemeral.

[Beth]

You guys, the things that we say. It's a vibe.

[Sujin Park]

It's a vibe. It's a vibe.

[Beth]

We don't remember.

[Sujin Park]

No. We've done 200 of these. More. Really? So many.

[Beth]

So many.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah.

[Beth]

Our 100th episode was all the way back November 1, 2022, and we've only recorded in person with one another. Twice. Twice. The first was episode number 39 with guests Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad. Tompkins.

[Sujin Park]

Yes.

[Beth]

The episode was called ATC Controversy.

[Sujin Park]

That's right. You came to Santa Barbara.

[Beth]

That's right. And we set up a makeshift studio in the Airbnb we were staying at, where Aunt Suchin came to visit me bringing her snack. What was her snacks? A bowl filled with salad, veggies and just a whole thing of salad dressing. Like whole bottle of salad dressing. That was her snacks.

[Sujin Park]

Listen, something you have to know about me and you don't know about me. I'm gonna drop a new Fact on episode 200 is I like to dip my salad. I don't like my dressing tossed in and dressed. I like to dip my pieces piece by piece, bite by bite in dressing.

[Beth]

It's funny. That is what I witnessed. But I think I was just so thrown with my friend bringing a breakable bowl filled with veggies. And I was distracted by that and I didn't see that's what was happening. And so you just gotta go back.

[Sujin Park]

And listen to it. And the energy that I bring, I bring dip salad energy to that episode. So go ahead. This is also an invitation to go back to some of you and our favorites or just like memorable moments over the years. Yeah.

[Beth]

Yes. And I'm giving you, you know, I'm serving me. I'm serving you. I'm telling you what episode it is. I'm telling you the names of the episode. And I'm going to go out on a limb. I bet we're going to link this in the show description as well. I bet your bottom dollar.

[Sujin Park]

Yes. Bet your bottom dollar. Your. Your Kegel Goose.

[Beth]

That's right. Whatever that is.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh.

[Beth]

Such in.

[Sujin Park]

It was.

[Beth]

I think it was some sort of app. And like I. You bought this. I think it was some sort of app.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah.

[Beth]

I guess you. And somehow it measured how you're the. The. How strong your Kegels were. And then it would go up. Like the app would show like the goose was like, would get filled up.

[Sujin Park]

This is truly ungoogleable. Like what they did was they actually. What do they do when they erase something from the Internet? Like when you pay. What is that? Like they. You have to pay an investigative company to just like erase this company.

[Beth]

Scrape it.

[Sujin Park]

Scrape it. Yes, they scrape the Internet of Kegel Goose. And now I remember what that device was.

[Beth]

Okay, let's hear.

[Sujin Park]

So it was a silicone shaped. It looked like a goose. It had a long neck. Okay. Because you inserted it and then you had the neck with like a little a ball or you know, like a thing that you could hold onto and pull out when you were done with your Kegel exercises. But at the end of the ball, I think was some sort of radio admitting device, maybe a Bluetooth. That's what they call it. Sorry, we are in 2025. And it would connect to an app and so you would lay down on your bathroom floor. I don't Know why this company went belly up. And you would do Kegels and then Kegel device. Yes. Would track it and send the information to your app so you could see, like, how strong you were doing. You could really track each sort of movement. Did it once, never to be seen again again. To do it once is to do it never.

[Beth]

Was it?

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Yeah.

[Sujin Park]

To do it never.

[Beth]

You knew that you could not carry on.

[Sujin Park]

You could. You can't.

[Beth]

Could we have an update in your. Your Kegel exercise journey? Where are we now? You know, two, there is no update.

[Sujin Park]

So we can just get into your cart.

[Beth]

Well, the second. The second episode we recorded in person was episode 125, our one and only live show, live in Hollywood with Jessica Gao and Jason Mansukas.

[Sujin Park]

One and only Forever Sue.

[Beth]

Come on. Maybe there's a world where we do it again. I don't know. I can't tell the future.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah, I know. But for now, forever one.

[Beth]

All right, all right. We can't argue with that.

[Sujin Park]

That was fun. That was like. That was a high that years later, I still feel the aftershocks of it, which is why I'm not ready. It's still. I mean, who would love to do it? What year was that? I don't even remember what year that was.

[Beth]

It was two years ago.

[Sujin Park]

Two years ago. I still am, you know, hungover from that episode.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

It was.

[Sujin Park]

It was a lot of. Just like it was a lot of electricity jolted through my body. It was so fun.

[Beth]

I mean, let's get into my cart. Because it kind of transitions pretty seamlessly. You know, some of my favorite moments have been in, I guess a sub podcast about Descartes, which is. Zooks Cubes. Zooks Cubes. Your host, of course, is Jason Mantzoukas. Your guests always on those episodes are me and Suchin. He's running the show. That's very clear. Or I'm just trying to move it along. Maybe that's my role. Simply, I'm the river that these two are fighting in a canoe on. And the first time he joined us was episode 110, Zooks Cubes, episode 0. Aka the Juice of life. Let's listen to a clip.

[Rob Huebel]

Zooks Cubes.

[Sujin Park]

Zooks Cubes. Zooks Cubes. Zooks Cubes. Zooks Cubes.

[Beth]

Zooks Cubes.

[Sujin Park]

Zooks Cubes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay, so this is a random. This is really random. This is just nondescript cardboard box inside of it. From Amazon I purchased. This box is just a box of a million different size ziplock baggies. A million. Like a four by three. A two by two. All different size baggies.

[Beth]

Wait, Jason.

[Sujin Park]

That you bought or that you have acquired over time?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

No, it's a box of. I bought a box of. I think I broke. Soojin, hold on.

[Beth]

I like it. Cause we set, you know, in the arc of your relationship. We've been edging you guys apart for a while now we're together.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We've been edging.

[Beth]

We've been edging.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We've been edging.

[Beth]

And then we talked about your commonalities. We started with your commonalities. And now at these bags we diverge.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes. The frequency with which you have use for and can better organize your life by having tiny various. Whether it's some pills or like this, for example, is when I'm traveling, I put a whole bunch of like lens wipes. Lens wipes in a little Ziploc bag. So all I have to do is grab that or whatever there is. There's stuff that's organized like all. Like little batteries or tissues or Tylenol. Look it, here's a little baggie of Tylenol. Come on, Jason.

[Beth]

I hate to break it to you. Suchin generally puts her pills in her pocket. Like bare her pills.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Suchin just raw dogging her pills. Come on.

[Beth]

Oh, I've got.

[Sujin Park]

Guess what. Guess what. I've got a plastic bag organization system. I didn't have to buy this bag. This bag probably at one point held, I don't know, laundry detergent, slices of carrots. It had cake, carrots in it.

[Beth]

Parsley.

[Sujin Park]

Okay. I wash it, I dry it out upside down because I'm not an animal. And then I'm like, oh, I need a place where I can put cotton wipes. Look at that.

[Beth]

And yes, there's no problem with that.

[Sujin Park]

And sometimes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

But my only beef is you're using.

[Sujin Park]

Maybe I'll have to put, you know, some clips in there. And then I'm gonna put things.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Why would you want to organize clips and cotton wipes together?

[Sujin Park]

Who knows? I may need some luck. And then I just.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay, this is madness.

[Sujin Park]

I twist it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What you're showing me, this is this.

[Sujin Park]

Whole thing and it costs.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This video alone.

[Beth]

This video alone.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I could have you institutionalized.

[Sujin Park]

And I put this. Oh, oh, I'm the crazy one, Jake. To put all those things. I love you too.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

In one bag.

[Beth]

Fully lunacy.

[Sujin Park]

I fully deeply. And I'll just keep putting things until it's full. And guess what? This is as organized as the 48,000 small bags within bags, within bins within bags, within drawstring bags.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You could not be more wrong.

[Beth]

Do I write a rom com based on your characters? I mean, like that.

[Sujin Park]

It's not a rom com. It's two siblings separated at birth and then decide they want to continue to live separately when they meet. What is that rom. What is that movie?

[Beth]

It's a type of, you know, that's a lot. It's a love story. And still. You know what I mean?

[Sujin Park]

I mean, it's called let's Continue Separating.

[Beth]

One more clip for that episode, please. This is where we get the title of the episode.

[Sujin Park]

We're gonna have a great time to.

[Beth]

Go to a pharmacy to get to. That's a big part of her shopping.

[Sujin Park]

I love a furious typing of what places are open that I can get a suitcase at 11pm Because I'm leaving tomorrow on a 6am that's what you need.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's what you need. Your vacation to be set upon by panic that you don't have what you need.

[Sujin Park]

I mean, that's the juice of life.

[Beth]

You know what I mean?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That is not the juice of life.

[Sujin Park]

It really is. You're missing out. You're missing out. It's all jol.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You're claiming that that's the jol.

[Sujin Park]

All those packing cubes have soaked up the juice.

[Beth]

Okay? That's what they're for.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

They're for soaking up the juice. They're for organizing the juice of life.

[Sujin Park]

Sometimes you want to sit in the juice.

[Beth]

You know what I mean?

[Sujin Park]

Just get right in there.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This is the sexiest episode of Add to Cart that's ever existed.

[Sujin Park]

Of packing cubes with zooks.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, just Zooks. This episode of Zooks Cubes brought to you by the Juice of Life.

[Beth]

Here we are.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Here you are. Here we are. Sitting. Sitting in the juice of life.

[Beth]

So this again, my screenplay that I'm about to write. It's. So you guys were. Yeah, you're right. Your parents divorced.

[Sujin Park]

Yes.

[Beth]

You were separated and.

[Sujin Park]

We didn't know. We didn't know.

[Beth]

We didn't know. And there. There was siblings sort of yearning. Right. Then you meet as adults.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Right.

[Sujin Park]

And we realize it's better just how it was. Yeah. Yeah. And some would say the ending is unsatisfying, maybe a little sad. I would say that is the ending that it should be. We can't be in the same canoe. That man and I. He doesn't make sense. His math, to me doesn't make sense. It makes sense for a lot of people. I know I'm in the minority. I know this because I read all your comments. You Lunatics putting extremes. He needs a plastic bag for lens wipes. Well, I don't.

[Beth]

This is also the same man, you know, who won't wear. He won't use a towel more than once if something drops on the floor. That's. You know, if I'm on the floor.

[Sujin Park]

With a Kegel goose.

[Beth]

You only use that once. You only used it once.

[Sujin Park]

True. I'm not an idiot.

[Beth]

Now he returned on episode 165. That was Zeus Cubes Cubed International Travel. That's where I asked both of you to tell me your travel styles. I wanted to know when you were packing. I wanted to know, you know, like, how many suitcases you were bringing. And in this clip, we finally get Soojin to tell us how many pairs of underwear she packs. Soojin, give me a number right now.

[Sujin Park]

For a 10 day trip. Yeah. I mean, probably like 20 pairs of underwear and 10 pairs of socks and.

[Beth]

All wool, I'm assuming for both of you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

All wool for me. All wool.

[Beth]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

But I. That's not crazy. That's not crazy to me because I do feel like.

[Sujin Park]

Thank you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Your 20 pairs of underwear probably pack smaller than my six pairs of, like, you know, underwear. Maybe not, but I could fit. I bet I could finger cram. I could finger cram your panties into a pouch. Su. I could finger cram your panties into a pouch.

[Sujin Park]

Promises made, Promises broken.

[Beth]

Two idiots. Look, I'm having the time of my life while these two go at it like two dogs with really weird.

[Sujin Park]

Come on. Once a year. Because I won't allow it. It just. It gets too violent.

[Beth]

It gets too violent. But I don't want to. You know, Look, I. Lots of things are revealed by the two of them, but I, in this next clip, revealed something about myself. I don't. I don't want to. I keep putting you guys on blast, but here. Am I talking about underwear as well? Guys, I don't wash anything. I just put it on and then.

[Sujin Park]

I wash it after.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You're one of those people. Cool up. What?

[Sujin Park]

Yeah.

[Beth]

I don't want to insert myself for just a second.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's dangerous.

[Beth]

I could see that. I could see. I hear you. I'm not gonna change my behavior.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's dangerous because people.

[Sujin Park]

People are gross. They'll try things on in the store without underwear on or whatever and then put it right back.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Or even if it's just been sitting in some sort of like shipping center waiting to be like some disgusting warehouse waiting to be thrown in a box and sent to you from some random company. That you've bought it from.

[Beth]

Well, look, look. I feel like that's probably the case for my skims underwear, but I think that my vagina has built up some sort of, like, resistance, and I think it's good.

[Sujin Park]

You know what?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Why challenge it? Why challenge it? Why give your. Why give yourself. Why give yourself that test?

[Sujin Park]

And why has she built up that resistance? Why is the assumption.

[Beth]

Let me. Let me. You guys are all concerned about burly fabric. My vagina is burly. My vagina's hardy. My vagina is Tom Hardy in the Dark Knight.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Welcome.

[Beth]

Oh, Batman.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm sloughing off the uterine lining.

[Sujin Park]

Are we gonna get through this episode? I don't think we're gonna get through it. I don't think.

[Beth]

Well, we're gonna attempt to. We're gonna attempt to. No.

[Sujin Park]

I don't know.

[Beth]

It's just dynamite between you two, you know, And I' for the ride.

[Sujin Park]

Him doing your vagina as Tom Hardy in Dark Knight is. How does the Internet continue? Like, do people. It's just. Just. How do we continue?

[Beth]

How do we continue? Let's continue with something that is related. Let's go into your cart.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah. So travel is. Consistently when we talk about travel, it, for some reason, tickles. Everybody's boats, they're very popular. And so there's another phrase that was born on episode 171. This is an episode we did with Dylan Thuris of Atlas Obscura, which is, like, the premier, absolutely stunning travel website brand. And boy, was I delighted to find out that this travel expert and I kind of have the same strategy when we go abroad. So listen to this clip Now, Dylan, are you opposed to getting to a country and then being like, oh, shoot, I forgot to pack something. Let me, you know, dip into the local pharmacy or the local target or whatever it is?

[Mike Bender]

No, no, not at all.

[Beth]

Not at all.

[Mike Bender]

In fact, I kind of even. I kind of even like it sometimes. Cause, like, an excuse to go and do some weird. You know, you're like, oh, we're buying swim trunks in, you know, Vienna. Like, all right, that's weird. I don't mind doing a little bit of that.

[Beth]

I'm so thrown. Dylan, I'm sorry to interrupt because I didn't know. Again, I am shocked that we find ourselves in the opposite of an episode we did a couple weeks ago called Zooks Cubes, where in our friend Jason Manzoukas, he lives a life of packing cubes. He's all about efficiency. And now we find ourselves in the real World, the chaos monster, the other place. Oh, okay. So we have different takes. We have different. Yeah, so it's. Instead of Zook's cubes, we have Dylan and Sue's soup.

[Sujin Park]

And that is now an iconic word here on add to cart in our universe is just soup. Soup as an organizing principle.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Yeah.

[Sujin Park]

Soup as a category that, you know, Marie Kondo, she didn't get to.

[Beth]

To be clear, when you're picturing soup, I'm not, I'm not saying in a pot, I'm not saying in a bowl, I'm not saying in. In like a plastic container. It's soup in a Ziploc bag. It's like, oh, they're having a baby. We should like freeze some food for them. You know, like that, that type of. That's what the soup is contained in. Just, just to be clear.

[Sujin Park]

Or it can be in a glove compartment. It can be. That's the thing. That's the juice of life and the soup of life. Okay. The key is you have sloshing liquid, sometimes scalding. And the container, that's what's going to keep you on the edge of your seat. Is this container going to contain the fluid? And that. You don't know that. You don't know that. And that's where, that's where the life force comes from, is how will this woman get through life? You know, putting mouthwash in Japanese hot sauce jars. You don't know. You don't know the ending of that book.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

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[Sujin Park]

So I There's a few categories that loom large in Add to cart travel. I would say teeth. Yeah, teeth is a big one.

[Beth]

Well, surprising that was when we were talking about our in person show, episode 39 with Paul Tompkins and Janie had Dad Tompkins. The controversy, right, was that Paul didn't like the toothbrush that we all loved. But yeah, maybe in the end Paul was right because they don't make that toothbrush anymore.

[Sujin Park]

No, I think we were. I think most of the people weren't ready for that technology because I still believe in hashtag glass teeth. So the third category I would say that looms large is underwear. Yeah, we talk about our nethers and I mean underwear as in a large category of our bottoms. You know, we talk about our bottoms a lot. We talk about our bottoms front, back, side to side. So the episode I'm talking about is episode 138 with Rob Huebel. First of all, that whole episode, there's a few that kind of. As I was going through that still wet my pits. I laugh so fucking hard during this recording. Zooks. I laugh really hard. Dave Walton is another one. You guys have to look up. And this man came out of nowhere and I can't. I think about him a lot. And I don't know this man. I only know him from this one episode we did. But he talked about a potential open cart of an underwear purchase for men. And I thought, this is what we are here for. It's not just about lady bits. We like to talk about man bits here too. And here is that clip.

[Rob Huebel]

Yeah, you're right. Suchin that temperature is. Is the driving factor in men's underwear. They basically say, you don't want sweaty balls, bro. This is what they're telling you. That's all they're telling you is what.

[Beth]

Drop tamp is known for. What they've trademarked is the ballpark pouch last thing. Yeah, that's trademarked. They let you know. They show, they pull it apart and they say, your balls go in here. In case you weren't sure. Oh, who does that? Balls go in here.

[Rob Huebel]

Who does that?

[Sujin Park]

This is.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

That is 32 bucks.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah, your balls go.

[Rob Huebel]

This company.

[Sujin Park]

Oh, a refrigerated sack of sorts.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Rob.

[Sujin Park]

It also says when you drop down and you want product info, it says, made for get ready. Chilling your dill every day. Literally. It says that on the site, by the way. It says chilling your dill every day.

[Rob Huebel]

I feel like I'm being held responsible for some of the marketing of this product. I don't work for the Saks. What's the name of this company, I haven't bought these yet. I was going to buy them, but they have Sax underwear. S a X X. Okay. So I obviously now I'm just realizing that it's also a play on words. I did not even think about this. I promise you. S A XX Sax underwear. I did not. It did not register with me until right now.

[Sujin Park]

And you guys, if you go back to this episode 138, we go and have this conversation. I couldn't play more of it because it was just.

[Beth]

It's.

[Sujin Park]

The entire episode is so good. When I ask him if he's ever called his. His penis a dill. Like, do you. Is this. Like, are men doing this and you. And I don't know about it. There were so many things I learned about men's underwear. I know everything about women's underwear. I know that what kind of material it can and shouldn't be made of. I know that you can put extra material and it'll make a crinkly sound, but maybe it'll absorb some of the moisture. This was all new to me. That temperature was the driving force of men and their underwear. And that they call it a dill. I don't know. I'm not saying we know. We're just journalists out here.

[Beth]

That's right. At the end of the day, we're journalists.

[Sujin Park]

God, it's so good.

[Beth]

You know what? The Hubel. We never talked about this on the episode because I think we already were on break for the holiday. But Tal Jon Schrader, whom I talk about a lot on the show, and Santa Paul Scheer played a prank on Hubel and you know, I posted a little bit about it, but we. We pulled a little Christmas prank on him. What was the Christmas prank, you ask? Well, there is a Buddy the Elf sort of robot. It's an animatronic sort of robot that we purchased from Home Depot. It's six and a half feet and it does not look like Will Ferrell at all. And it has a very. Actually quite disturbing face. And it motion sensors. It'll say lines from the movie Elf and it is Will Ferrell's voice. And so during the daytime, we shoved the six and a half foot Buddy the Elf in my friend's van, went to Rob's house. We all were wearing masks that we purchased on Amazon that covered our faces but lit up in various sort of holiday motifs. And we ding dog ditched. We ding dong ditched. We left it in the front. If you go to Paul Shears social media, you can See the ring footage of us doing.

[Sujin Park]

My God.

[Beth]

Yes. It was truly one of the most fun things. June was so disturbed. She was just like, so this is. You do holiday pranks now?

[Sujin Park]

She's saying that this year, guess what? Next year, tree time. Bringing holiday pranks. That's how that woman works. She sends the soldiers out, tests it out in the field, and then adopts it.

[Beth]

She. When we were conceiving this, she basically almost like, nose to nose to both me and Paul was like, you will not prank me.

[Sujin Park]

Well, that sounds like an invitation.

[Beth]

You will not prank me. No, I'm not pranking June. I value my life.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah, that's true. That's true. I mean, I want. I want nothing to do with it other than being in the background at the bush. You know what I mean? Like, over the hedges.

[Beth]

But, yeah, I love people so much. Oh, boy. Okay, let's keep going. This is so much fun. I'm having a ball. So we've had a lot of. Lot of great episodes, a lot of great moments. But when I was thinking back to at least the last 100, I was thinking about when Sasheer Zamada came onto the show. Episode 183, Sasheer Zamaida has a lot of chairs. And I know you called it out first, but the moment when she realizes that all of the items in her cartoon that were about chairs.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah. She didn't know until that moment. Oh, God. Let's hear it. Yeah, I. It was the Instagram reel that hooked me where I was like, oh, like. Because it expands and.

[Sarah]

Oh, my gosh.

[Sujin Park]

Did I send you only seating? Did I only send you seating? I don't. I'm like, again, I'm not here. I don't know you like that. You know, if you were a really good friend of mine, we would not survive this together. You know, like, you would bring this up, and then I would spend 40 minutes just laying in on what was wrong with you. So I'm gonna keep silent here, but it is another seating.

[Beth]

I mean, it's themed. It's themed. At minimum, it's themed. It's what's on your mind at all times. We're discovering this together. I legit did not do this on purpose.

[Sujin Park]

And then the crazy thing is, is on that episode, we're zooming in, and she has, like, six chairs in her background. Like, she had, like.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

And they're all gorgeous.

[Sujin Park]

She had, like, a. You maybe like a little, like, a chair up against a wall. She was sitting in a chair. Maybe there was, like, an ottoman. Like, I was just also noticing that in the frame that we were sitting looking at in her office, wherever she was. Filled with chairs.

[Beth]

Filled with chairs.

[Sujin Park]

Oh, God.

[Beth]

And she.

[Sujin Park]

That's great.

[Beth]

She was so good in Agatha all along. I loved that series. And she was fantastic in it. Add to cart. You know, add to cue Agatha all along, if you haven't already. Suk. Let's take a moment to talk about Auntie Book Club. And sue and I love books. And then we really kind of made a push to have authors on. Quick special shout out to some of the author guests we've had in the last 100. We had the amazing Jada Pinkett Smith, the. I mean, starstruck legend, Tabitha Brown, Susan Liu, of course, Santa Paul Shear already mentioned when his book came out. We had him on. I think you and I both had tears at some point during that interview.

[Sujin Park]

So good.

[Beth]

The lovely Gina Rocero, Chelsea Devante.

[Sujin Park]

The.

[Beth]

You know, who's that girl? Eve. Holy cow. Superstar. And then, you know, one of our favorite books of last year was Young Me Mare's book.

[Sujin Park]

No, my favorite book of last year.

[Beth]

Okay, there we go.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah, we call it the Book, I think is what we titled it in that episode.

[Beth]

I gifted it over the holidays. Just. Just so good. And she's always fantastic to talk about. She's just a hilarious, intelligent, eviscerating, raw person. Yeah.

[Sujin Park]

So good.

[Beth]

Just my kind of person. And she talked about the Some Corral shoes, and I was completely influenced and put that in my Christmas list. And I. I wore them out the other day of dinner with Paul Tompkins. Shot a photo to Tiffany and Suchin.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah, that's right.

[Beth]

They got.

[Sujin Park]

Is that what that is? Just sexy, Sexy, sexy.

[Beth]

Wikipedia.

[Sujin Park]

Well, you have to send that to her.

[Beth]

I should send that to her. Show her in my ruby slippers. They're fantastic shoes. Fantastic. And I hope, you know, going forward too, we have more authors because that's been really fun in a new dimension of the show.

[Sujin Park]

That could be a whole other sub podcast that we do. Zooks. And then, you know, the book club. Yes.

[Beth]

Book club.

[Sujin Park]

Love it.

[Beth]

Yeah, maybe that's something. Let's think about if that's something you guys would be interested in. You know, maybe that's an extra stitch episode situation in the future. You. You let us know. You let us know. And I. I wanted to play a clip from episode 121. It's a special thanks to Cool Op with Scott Aukerman. This is Scott finally giving me my due. That's amazing. Scott, could you pick up the book again and then go to Special thanks. And if you could read.

[Rob Huebel]

It's really heavy. I don't know.

[Beth]

I don't know if I can just mention. If you could read that into the mic now.

[Sujin Park]

Who wrote this? Did Scott write it? Did you write it?

[Rob Huebel]

I can't find this page that you're talking about, but there is a table.

[Beth]

Of contents probably towards the back. Towards the back, though, I would think that's usually where the special.

[Rob Huebel]

Right now I'm midway through the book. I can't quite find it, but.

[Beth]

Okay. All right.

[Sujin Park]

Okay, well, we'll.

[Rob Huebel]

It's not in the direct middle.

[Sujin Park]

We'll come back to that. We can.

[Beth]

I pointed out that it was at the end, but. No, no, we'll move on.

[Sujin Park]

We'll move on.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's fine.

[Beth]

That's fine.

[Rob Huebel]

I'm on page three. Is it there? No, it's.

[Beth]

No. Why are you.

[Sujin Park]

Okay, let's move on.

[Beth]

Let's move on.

[Rob Huebel]

By the way, I should mention this book is only 10 pages.

[Sujin Park]

All those years.

[Rob Huebel]

It's 30.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

The best of the best.

[Rob Huebel]

It's $30, but you only get 10 pages. So I apologize.

[Beth]

I mean.

[Sujin Park]

And one of those is special. Thanks.

[Rob Huebel]

Yeah, well, most of them are special thanks. I have to admit, it's too hard to make a book okay.

[Beth]

Maybe I remember that differently.

[Sujin Park]

No, that's how I remember it. He never, he never. He won't read it. And you know what? It's so interesting because again, if you're new to the show and if you're not, you know how this goes. Koo and I don't discuss our picks. We just put them in a Google Doc and then we sit and hit record. I just think it's interesting that you picked a husband clip and I picked a husband clip and in both, and let me not speak for you, but in mine, you know, this is marriage. After a decade, you know, when you pass that 10 year mark, this is what it is. It's just two people not doing what the other person wants, not caring what the other person thinks, and in fact, usually doing the opposite. And that's marriage. And that's a happy marriage, I would say, because. Pretty happy. Not looking for anything new. At least, you know, wow, Sue, I'm not. I'm okay. I'm okay with the well worn in slippers. They're just. They've molded to my feet. They're comfortable.

[Beth]

Sue, can you even imagine? I choose this life. I, as you, I am happy with this life. But to be frank with you about a frank like to have a new dick.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Ew.

[Beth]

Like to just have to.

[Sujin Park]

To have any, you know, any dick. You lost me at new. I got off that train fast. Let's just say was I didn't. I didn't need to go anywhere farther then that stop. Yeah. No, I'm not getting used to somebody else's water filter and like having to like.

[Beth]

Like we know how to navigate our partners like to have to control.

[Sujin Park]

Huh.

[Beth]

I mean, you know, manipulate, manage whatever you how. How you want to say yeah you. How do you couch it?

[Sujin Park]

You publicize and market it as your own goddamn business. Yeah.

[Beth]

My mother in law is talking about remarrying and I'm like why?

[Sujin Park]

What? This is it. And it sounds like the greatest love story.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Sure.

[Sujin Park]

This is it for me.

[Beth]

It is.

[Sujin Park]

This is it for me. It's this guy or no guy. And again, you can take that in any direction you want to go. But let me just say that for the record, if it's not him, it's nobody. Yeah.

[Beth]

Oh boy, oh boy. God. The truth telling the truth telling.

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[Sujin Park]

So this is episode 127 with Mike Bender, my husband, when he this was a shock to me when he dropped the bomb that he had been photographing my cutting boards and that this was something that he was bothered by.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

I could.

[Sujin Park]

Of course, I know just in being around him and being around each other.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Like what bothers each other.

[Sujin Park]

You know what I mean? We all know what annoys us about our partners, but who has time and energy to say it out loud, to bring forth with words, until you sit on a podcast with a microphone.

[Beth]

Well, my answer to you, and I don't know, he's the most prolific man I've ever met. And of course, he. Not only is he going to take photos, not only is he going to bring us the photos, but he's going to create a dedicated Instagram based on the subject.

[Sujin Park]

And it's. The Instagram is my wife's cutting boards. I don't. I don't know if he updates often. I don't know what he does with it, but have at it. Here's the clip.

[Mike Bender]

A while back, we ordered cutting boards, and one of the issues that Sujin and I find ourselves having is that, like, she just breaks all the cutting board rules. She'll, like, cut raw meat and throw some vegetables on it, and then, like, put, like, the kids, like, sandwich. Make, like, some turkey sandwiches. And I'm like, you. You can't do that. You have to, like, have cutting boards for certain things. So we decided, you know, to stay together in our marriage, but to separate our cutting boards. And so that became sort of like, okay, you have your cutting boards, I have my cutting boards. But what I started to notice with Sujin is she was, like, using her cutting board to just, like, hoard everything that was hers. Like, instead of cleaning up, it's like she leaves everything but within the borders of the cutting board. And for her, that's like. Because it's her cutting board, right? Like, that's her sovereign territory. She's like, it's okay to leave it here. But what I've noticed is it's gotten wackier over time. So I started taking photos.

[Sujin Park]

What?

[Mike Bender]

And those photos document the insanity of, like, things hanging off the side of. Reminds me a bit of, like, Titanic, when people were trying to get into the lifeboats, and, like, too many people were trying to get into a lifeboat. That's what these cutting boards are.

[Beth]

I had to write this quote, and he starts with this referring to Suchin Park. She breaks all the cutting board rules. Yeah, bitch tickles me so much.

[Sujin Park]

And. And what? The Grammys were just on that. I. I would love for any rapper out there to break some cutting board rules, you know, and just. Just make a song about it, you know, because that's the lifestyle. That's how hard I go, yeah, cutting board rules. I'm sorry, that's not a thing.

[Beth]

You're the Kendrick Lamar of cutting boards.

[Sujin Park]

That's not a thing. My cutting board is my business. And that's, that's, that's the truth. That's the only rule. The only rule is you do you on your cutting board, I'll do it the way I want, and that's it. And it comes up minimum, twice a.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Week where he has to say some.

[Sujin Park]

Shit about my cutting board. And what is happening on the cutting. Oh, still. God, forever.

[Beth]

Well, look, your, you know, update the she shed.

[Sujin Park]

That's right.

[Beth]

You know, I mean, is he sneaking into the she shed and cutting board pictures there?

[Sujin Park]

People may think, oh, she's, she's building an office or, you know, guest room. And all those things are true. But I'm kind of confused as to why you guys spent all this time, money and energy building another kitchen in there. Like, what is that? That's the genesis for this sea shed, was the kitchen and cutting boards. We said for us to survive another 12 years, we have to separate our kitchens. And that is why I'm moving out in two months. And when I tell you, when I tell you that I can now go free on the cutting boards, it's gonna be a wonder. I'll start an Instagram account called Free the Cutting Board.

[Beth]

Well, I think the she shed is a cutting board now. The entire space is a cutting board.

[Sujin Park]

Yeah. And on it is going to be raw meat sandwiches, Christmas village socks.

[Beth]

These are your international waters. My rules, all bender laws do not apply.

[Sujin Park]

My rules are different. Hey, you gotta download the rules on a different website. And when you come in, it will just be and feel and smell and look and taste different.

[Beth]

I'm a little scared, to be honest.

[Sujin Park]

I'm a little afraid. Yeah. And then you'll come in. I can't wait. Yeah, you'll come in and you'll love it. You're maybe won't want to stay, but you'll love it while you're there.

[Beth]

And you don't want me to stay. That's part of it. You want me to go.

[Sujin Park]

We have hard outs. Hard outs. The next group is coming in in 22 minutes. Everybody's got their slotted time. You show up late. I can't make that time longer.

[Beth]

We can't honor it. We can't honor it. And that's. That's on you. That's on you. Oh, my God. Ah, sue, this was an absolute joy. An absolute joy to look back. Yeah. And we want to say a huge thank you to all the Carters. What do we call them? They're not just Carters too. What are they?

[Sujin Park]

They're werewolves and honey badgers. And goblins. We love you guys so much. Gargoyles. And all our guests. I mean, these guests come on and they bring us their carts for free and with love. I just love it. Yeah.

[Beth]

And we love that when we are unhinged, you nod in unison or at least you don't say much. And we love that you start dreaming of Treetime in July. So, sue, what are we doing?

[Sujin Park]

We have decided we are opening our personal product closets. Okay. COO has her product closet clearly organized with bins and with labels. Mine is soup. And then we're gonna send out a box. Each of us are gonna do it. We're gonna use that stamp. Although I can't find my Atticaard stamp. I tried looking for it today. This is the downfall of soup.

[Beth]

Oh, look, here's mine right here in its place.

[Sujin Park]

So one box will go to a lucky listener covered in add to cart stamps. The other one will be covered in soup juice. And the first two, don't be surprised.

[Beth]

There might actually be soup in yours.

[Sujin Park]

You're welcome. And the first two listeners who DM at Add to cart Pod, please follow us on our Instagram with the phrase, this is the phrase, quote, 200 deranged episodes. And if you DM us with that phrase, the first two will get a box. One from Auntie Ku and one from Auntie Sue.

[Beth]

I mean, how fun is that? That's a lot of fun. And we're going to enjoy doing that.

[Sujin Park]

Edge of your seat.

[Beth]

And wait, I just want to say, sliding off.

[Sujin Park]

We never do giveaways anymore. Because the last time we did it, we swore we would never do it again. We were stamping.

[Beth]

So excessive. I know.

[Sujin Park]

We were stamping custom add to cart stamps to make add to cart tissue paper. We were going to the post office and we said, never again. And here we are. Cause we're doing.

[Beth]

Here we are. Here we are. Yeah. What can we. I mean, we are who we are. At this point, I just don't give any more fucks. I wish that my fucks could be refilled. But much like my adrenals and my cortisol, they be dry, jerky.

[Sujin Park]

Chewy, dusty.

[Beth]

I wish, I wish, I wish I could rehydrate.

[Sujin Park]

Also, a huge special thanks to the production team. God, over the years that have listened to us talk about this nonsense at Lemonada, Claire Jones, Ivan Koraev, Keegan Zema, Tiffany Bouie, and Brian Castillo, here is to 200 more juicy episodes.

[Beth]

Thank you for coming along on this ride with us. We know we are distracted drivers. We know that yeah, we're deranged. We know that we're loud and and I guess just keep your seat buckled and we'll see what happens. Byee.

[Sujin Park]

Add to Cart is an Auntie's Unlimited.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Production with sales and distribution by Lemonada Media. Executive producers are Kulat Balaisak and Sujinpak. Tony Williams is our engineer. The music is by Wasabi and produced by La Mated. And oh so familiar with additional music by APM Music. Be sure to check out all the items mentioned today on our Instagram dtocart Pod.

[Sujin Park]

Follow Add to Cart wherever you get.

[Cool Op Vilay Zak]

Your podcasts or listen. Ad free on Amazon Music with your prime membership. There's more Add to Cart with Lemonada Premium subscribers get exclusive access to bonus content. Subscribe now at Apple Podcasts.

[Gloria Rivera]

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[Beth]

Hi everyone. Gloria Rivera here, and we are back for another season of no One Is Coming to Save Us, a podcast about America's childcare crisis. This season, we're delving deep into five.

[Sujin Park]

Critical issues facing our country through the.

[Beth]

Lens of child care, poverty, mental health, housing, climate change, and the public school system. By exploring these connections, we aim to highlight that childcare is not an isolated issue, but one that influences all facets of American life. Season 4 of No1 Is Coming to Save Us is out now, wherever you get your podcasts.