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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
Hosted by Amanda Rachels, Jessica Hinds & Kevin LaPorte · EN
Do you like a good scary story? Us, too! You're gonna feel right at home with us here at Ain't No Such Thing, our horror podcast. Each week, we explore the ghosts, haunts, monsters, and more urban & rural legends from across the world and across cultures, and we tell our own, original horror stories based on those legends! Our stories are narrated in Southern style by illustrator and comic artist Amanda Rachels and are accompanied by episodes including commentary and analysis by Amanda, host Jessica Hinds, and writer Kevin LaPorte.
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LEGEND: The Coosa River Monster - Dragon, Woman or Gar?
Oct 16, 202200:46:30Tap to summarizeConsider the strange and varied circumstances of the 19th Century legend of the Coosa River Monster, a uniquely northeastern Alabama occurrence that was never quite what it appeared...and it appeared many times over those long-lost decades to bring tall tales - and even word of a curse - to the darkened woods of the 1800's.All that, plus our spoiler-ridden review for the new horror film, Pearl, and a full breakdown of our amazing experience at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando!Join Amanda, Erica, Jess & Kevin for all this and more in the world of horror!Listen now!Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC.https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →HORROR MOVIE REVIEW: Glorious
Oct 3, 202200:13:24Tap to summarizeJoin the Ain't No Such Thing crew as we discuss Rebekah McKendry's recent indie horror, Glorious, streaming now on Shudder. All four of us sat down to watch this homegrown Lovecraftian tale, and we shared some surprising reactions.SPOILER ALERT: This review includes full, no-holds-barred details of the film's story and its ending. Before you listen...GO WATCH THE MOVIE. Trust us. You'll enjoy the review more this way.Then, come check out what we thought of Glorious and find out if you feel the same way about it some or most of us did.https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →SCARY STORY: The Baptist IV - The Bay of the Holy Spirit
Sep 18, 202200:22:40Tap to summarizeTwo friends on an annual alligator hunt discover hidden truths about each other and encounter a legendary gator and a supernatural force they could not have foreseen and might possibly not survive.Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC.The Bay of the Holy Spirit © Kevin LaPorte. Narrated by Amanda Rachels.Music Credits:Unspoken by MyuuA Bad Encounter by MyuuDark Music Composer | Royalty-Free.Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media ● Genres: Horror Compositions, Piano, Orchestral Music, Film Scores.https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →LEGEND: The Melon Heads - Scourges of the Northern Woods
Sep 11, 202200:51:27Tap to summarizeJoin the Ain't No Such Thing crew for a dreaded foray outside the South in consideration of a decidedly Northern phenomenon - The Melon Heads, cannibalistic survivors of a mad doctor's machinations in a mid-20th century asylum, escaped into the surrounding woods after murdering the old man and burning their erstwhile prison to the ground...or something like that. You won't believe the reported sightings, most of which reveal The Melon Heads' apparent fascination with...cars?You're gonna enjoy this one, folks! Listen now!Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →SCARY STORY: Bitten - An Infectious Body Horror
Sep 4, 202200:14:49Tap to summarizeA simple man tending his orange grove suffers an unexpected bite from a seemingly normal pest, but the wound that follows and the consequences for his body and his life are decidedly abnormal.Bitten is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels.Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingBitten © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCMusic Credits:Grotesque Fantasia by MyuuDisintegrating by MyuuHaunted House by MyuuDark Music Composer | Royalty-Free.Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media ● Genres: Horror Compositions, Piano, Orchestral Music, Film Scores.Official Website:http://www.thedarkpiano.comhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →LEGEND: The Casket Girls - Vampires or Victims?
Aug 28, 202200:45:32Tap to summarizeAin't No Such Thing is BACK after a one-year hiatus, with the story of The Casket Girls, "undesirable" women from the early 18th Century shipped from France to the U.S. Gulf Coast cities of Mobile, Biloxi and New Orleans for the sole purpose of providing mates to European explorers and fur traders, so that the Catholic population in the New World would propagate. Over the centuries, rumor and happenstance left these women with a supernatural reputation, ultimately attaining their legendary status as actual vampiric undead.Join Amanda, Jess, Erica and Kevin as we catch you up on where we've been for the past year and consider the strange, very real case of The Casket GirlsJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →HORROR MOVIE REVIEW: The Night House
Sep 5, 202100:28:56Tap to summarizeThe whole Ain't No Such Thing crew saw David Bruckner's The Night House and had to talk about it. Amanda, Kevin, Jess, and Erica discuss this film along with hopes for the upcoming Hellraiser reboot, to be produced by the same team behind The Night House.WARNING: This review includes SPOILERS!Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →SCARY STORY: The Men of Pinewood Lane - A Back to Nature Horror
Aug 8, 202100:10:49Tap to summarizeDarryl's commute through the Florida pine woods has become routine. He sees the same trees, the same one pump gas station, even the same walking traveler on the road every day. He drives without thinking and without truly seeing until that routine is nightmarishly interrupted. Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/---------------------------------------------The Order’s Theme by MyuuDark Music Composer | Royalty-Free. Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media Official Website: http://www.thedarkpiano.comhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →SCARY STORY: Turtle Soup - A Backwoods Cannibal Horror
Jun 13, 202100:16:03Tap to summarizeA good ole boy couch-surfing on the rotting sofa of friends in BFE learns the fine art of harvesting roadkill from his hosts but soon finds himself in a unique quandary when a moment of impulsive anger brings together his new talents and the baser instincts of people desperate for a bite to eat.Turtle Soup is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingTurtle Soup © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCDrankin Song by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500021Artist: http://incompetech.com/Echoes of Time v2 by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300030Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Transcribe →LEGEND: Robert the Doll - The Most Haunted Doll in the World
May 30, 202101:13:14Tap to summarizeOur Legend series of hauntings continues with "the most haunted doll in the world", Robert the Doll. Kevin and Jess paid a visit to Robert while on vacation in Key West, and what they discovered was genuinely unexpected! Listen to their tale of a direct encounter with Robert just a few weeks ago and enjoy Amanda's backstory of Robert the Doll's history based on horror legends she learned decades ago. It's our longest episode yet, and it's FULL of first-hand horror facts and fun.Plus, check out our review of the new Saw movie, Spiral and our trip through the history of evil doll cinema!Ain't No Such Thing is produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCCome Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400042Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
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