Ah, the Podcast Multiverse... ever yearning to be explored, like an empty jar of marmalade that has been senselessly ravaged and licked clean by several unscrupulous alien cyborg refugees riding on horses that speak in foul tongues. In this convoluted and crystinical episode of episodes, Aggoth and Burd have burrowed themselves into something that is way over their head... and believe it or not, have forgotten their lunch money in the process. Will they starve in this filthy and treacherous episode? Is lunch the only meal in the Podcast Multiverse? Why didn't Burd remind Aggoth to get the lunch money? Can they possibly find a snack, or a five-star restaurant serving free dinner for weary travelers? All of these are terrible questions that should never be asked. The search for the illusive hiatus and seasonability have launched our confounding duo into a realm in which they seek the impossible... which is to make sense of anything. And as well all know by now - if sense is out there, and truly does exist... Aggoth and Burd are truly sure to never find it.

Credits:

We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:

Screaming No - WITHOUT reverb by WelvynZPorterSamples; Maniacal Piano Loop by Sirkoto51; Monster Bite on Armor by OGsoundFX; Big Water Splash by qubodup; Puke/Vomiting by Joao_de_Deus; Voyage 3A (loop) by SkibkaMusic; Beach Dance - EDM Dance Cinematic Party Eletro Chill Happy 120bpm Music - EQ Mastered by szegvari; Axon 01 - Techno track loop by frankum; Techno Cinematic Music by szegvari; Rolling Techno by frankum; drumbase sequencing 4 loop by frankum; tape_slow2 by zerolagtime; Garbage Disposal -- Chicken & Potato Being Crushed by Ndheger; The Dusty Attic of Dr. Benefucio by ecfike; ambient dream by spacydreamy; Applause 1 by lchapman1980; Trex roar by CGEffex; Magic wand by olver; Synthethic Violin by liezen3; Rewind 2 by LuKaiX; OH YEAH LOW 4 by metrostock99; cgi tropical paradise loop by dpren; - Winter Music 1N by SkibkaMusic; Orchestral Adventure Theme by TheoTer; insane laughter man reverb by Leady; Screaming_Crowd by magician5; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample; ehhh - disgusting vocal one shot by Duisterwho; Lawnmower by sweet_niche; Laughing_Audience by unchaz; Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! by Cloud-10; BUTTER by xtrgamr; Mystery of the Dark Forest by ipodpierwsza; what's the purpose? | beat by timouse; Earthquake by NoahBangs; Earthquake by ryanconway; crashing by smmassuda; Crashing Upstairs by APallot; Destruction, Wooden, A by InspectorJ; Simulated wood crash 01 by Jagadamba; Dilemma - Music Loop by RokZRooM; mounts by levelclearer; Short Synth Intro / Background by GregorQuendel; alien_transmission by Trebblofang; Cow by Benboncan; Space Sweep by slag777; Sci-fi rifle weapon shot_3 (14lrs,mltprcssng) by newlocknew; Battle - Cinematic soundtrack music atmo background by szegvari; Sci Fi Intro Reveal by onderwish; Build up Detonation by SpaceLife; Sound Forge Acoustic Mirror » twirklemaw by shimsewn; Frantic violin screech by devilfish101; Mysterious Dramatic Music by tyops; bean belt dense resonant shake by james.brody; Jazz Background Music Loop by Migfus20; Space Sweep by slag777; Steel Spring Bear Trap by fractionalist; help me by Deathstardude; mingling by eguaus; Human Group Clapping in Same Tempo by redafs; cartoon_siren_whistle_001 by soundscalpel.com; Large Crash by CGEffex; Crash by Eponn; 006A_170327_0554_FR_Gospel by kevp888; Church organ in space by lizziam; Hallelujah by Roses1401; Splat by Audionautics; Church organ perfect cadence by liezen3; Awesome female orgasm sound by valent; Orgasm scream 02 by adriancalzon yell kid male help help by bevibeldesign; "Yeah, that's right" - Deep Voice Male by Iceofdoom; Mysterious by Kastenfrosch; Time travel by Victor_Natas; Convoy through space and time by Victor_Natas; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996; Mysterious Ethereal Song by TheoTer; Space Atmosphere 04 Remastered by MATRIXXX_; A Brand New Start by BaDoink;

We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:

- Carolina Rag by Jes Smith

All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.

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