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Episode 10B / Inside The Podcast Multiverse: The Commentary Fools
Jan 22, 202300:19:38Tap to summarizeIn this first unscrupulously delicious venture inside the Podcast Multiverse, we find our jestonious heroes Aggle and Boydman insidiously lusting to produce commentary content for everyone in the most mundane of situations, with a sudden vested interest in vests. We should all be thrilled they did not encounter a large chicken coup or pig farm. Or a barrel of rocket fuel and an abandon rocket. Or something else that could make things seem incankerable and incomprehensibly unveraciated. It seems as though this Podcast Multiverse is offering a much less attractive alternative than our duo had first presumed… we can now only FEAR what will become of our beloved Atomic Baloney hosts… and/or what they may encounter next episode, and what destiny or fate will hurl at them. Or what a group of multiverse podcast space monkeys will hurl at them. Or what corner Janet Jacksman is hiding behind in order to surprise them and hurl something at them. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Anime Fight Music Loop #1 by Sirkoto51; soccer crowds by mrrap4food; sword against sword by Fenodyrie; People screaming in agony when charging into battle by florianreichelt; male_Thijs_loud_scream by thanvannispen; battlescene by 2school4kool; soprano sax solo by vedas; Car Starting and Accelerating by jackthemurray; Renault Master F3500 dCi135 Engine Start Up Idle Gas Pressing And Shut Down Mono by Soundholder; tractor Case II CX90 engine rpm ramps engine off mono by Soundholder; Car Door Opening and Closing by agnelowayne; Radio changing channels by Bpianoholic; Car Crash (with Glass) by magnuswaker; Street_Sounds_Night by ivolipa; Grocery Store Ambience Checkout Line by deleted_user_7146007; Short Elevator Music Loop by BlondPanda; Pressurized Door Opening by NeoSpica; elephant » 44 by y89312; Monkey Imitation 3 by AntumDeluge; Barking Dogs by Astounded; Diner in Virginia by Laggardson; Footsteps_Hallway by georgisound We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated: - Carolina Rag by Jes Smith All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC. The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com Thanks for listening!!
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Episode 10A / Into The Podcast Multiverse: There Is No Hiatus & The Bezeus Conundrum
Dec 22, 202200:38:02Tap to summarizeAh, the Podcast Multiverse... ever yearning to be explored, like an empty jar of marmalade that has been senselessly ravaged and licked clean by several unscrupulous alien cyborg refugees riding on horses that speak in foul tongues. In this convoluted and crystinical episode of episodes, Aggoth and Burd have burrowed themselves into something that is way over their head... and believe it or not, have forgotten their lunch money in the process. Will they starve in this filthy and treacherous episode? Is lunch the only meal in the Podcast Multiverse? Why didn't Burd remind Aggoth to get the lunch money? Can they possibly find a snack, or a five-star restaurant serving free dinner for weary travelers? All of these are terrible questions that should never be asked. The search for the illusive hiatus and seasonability have launched our confounding duo into a realm in which they seek the impossible... which is to make sense of anything. And as well all know by now - if sense is out there, and truly does exist... Aggoth and Burd are truly sure to never find it. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Screaming No - WITHOUT reverb by WelvynZPorterSamples; Maniacal Piano Loop by Sirkoto51; Monster Bite on Armor by OGsoundFX; Big Water Splash by qubodup; Puke/Vomiting by Joao_de_Deus; Voyage 3A (loop) by SkibkaMusic; Beach Dance - EDM Dance Cinematic Party Eletro Chill Happy 120bpm Music - EQ Mastered by szegvari; Axon 01 - Techno track loop by frankum; Techno Cinematic Music by szegvari; Rolling Techno by frankum; drumbase sequencing 4 loop by frankum; tape_slow2 by zerolagtime; Garbage Disposal -- Chicken & Potato Being Crushed by Ndheger; The Dusty Attic of Dr. Benefucio by ecfike; ambient dream by spacydreamy; Applause 1 by lchapman1980; Trex roar by CGEffex; Magic wand by olver; Synthethic Violin by liezen3; Rewind 2 by LuKaiX; OH YEAH LOW 4 by metrostock99; cgi tropical paradise loop by dpren; - Winter Music 1N by SkibkaMusic; Orchestral Adventure Theme by TheoTer; insane laughter man reverb by Leady; Screaming_Crowd by magician5; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample; ehhh - disgusting vocal one shot by Duisterwho; Lawnmower by sweet_niche; Laughing_Audience by unchaz; Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! by Cloud-10; BUTTER by xtrgamr; Mystery of the Dark Forest by ipodpierwsza; what's the purpose? | beat by timouse; Earthquake by NoahBangs; Earthquake by ryanconway; crashing by smmassuda; Crashing Upstairs by APallot; Destruction, Wooden, A by InspectorJ; Simulated wood crash 01 by Jagadamba; Dilemma - Music Loop by RokZRooM; mounts by levelclearer; Short Synth Intro / Background by GregorQuendel; alien_transmission by Trebblofang; Cow by Benboncan; Space Sweep by slag777; Sci-fi rifle weapon shot_3 (14lrs,mltprcssng) by newlocknew; Battle - Cinematic soundtrack music atmo background by szegvari; Sci Fi Intro Reveal by onderwish; Build up Detonation by SpaceLife; Sound Forge Acoustic Mirror » twirklemaw by shimsewn; Frantic violin screech by devilfish101; Mysterious Dramatic Music by tyops; bean belt dense resonant shake by james.brody; Jazz Background Music Loop by Migfus20; Space Sweep by slag777; Steel Spring Bear Trap by fractionalist; help me by Deathstardude; mingling by eguaus; Human Group Clapping in Same Tempo by redafs; cartoon_siren_whistle_001 by soundscalpel.com; Large Crash by CGEffex; Crash by Eponn; 006A_170327_0554_FR_Gospel by kevp888; Church organ in space by lizziam; Hallelujah by Roses1401; Splat by Audionautics; Church organ perfect cadence by liezen3; Awesome female orgasm sound by valent; Orgasm scream 02 by adriancalzon yell kid male help help by bevibeldesign; "Yeah, that's right" - Deep Voice Male by Iceofdoom; Mysterious by Kastenfrosch; Time travel by Victor_Natas; Convoy through space and time by Victor_Natas; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996; Mysterious Ethereal Song by TheoTer; Space Atmosphere 04 Remastered by MATRIXXX_; A Brand New Start by BaDoink; We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated: - Carolina Rag by Jes Smith All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC. T...
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Episode 9: Dedication To The Month That Unbequeaths Us All
Jul 26, 202201:07:16Tap to summarizeTake a back seat, white privileged people... and make way for everyone on this planet except for people like you. On the other hand, “Shout Outs” to all Latino people… Hispanic people… and yes, even the Spanish and Portuguese people living on this earth: Aggoth and Burd have kept their word, and strategically utilized this episode to honor the month that honors YOU. They would simply ‘cut to the chase’ and honor you all directly, but this may be construed as “stepping on the toes of those whom honor the people of Latin descent”, so Aggoth and Burd decided long ago that they would never have such undignified blasphemy polluting the sanctity of their their highly respectable and purely unadulterated podcast. With that said, we are proud to announce that this episode is nothing more than a wild goose chase straight into the heart of ambivalent understanding... with a side of angasmaphoric excitement. It exists solely for all to relish equally. Look not upon all those who they have excluded from this episode, yet keep your focus on the inclusion that shall eventually consume us all, then epidemically slaughter our withered hopes of universal and benevolent-ridden ingreciousity. Slap the distracted demon and stand your ground. Spank that monster and make it smirk… make it smirk like a jerk. This - and only this - shall afford you the opportunity to finally open your blinded eyes and truly see directly into the centrified truth of this episode… it’s not about Latino people. It’s not even about people of Latino descent… and no - not even about the month dedicated to the people mentioned several times in this outrageously ridiculous episode summary. No, my friends... Aggoth and Burd want everyone to know: This episode is about YOU. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Cuban Ensemble Mood Style Happy Band Dance Cinematic Music by szegvari; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla; -HEY-HEY A by justincase1021; ADHD Wilhelmus 2x_0 by emsoundmoves; WHAT THE HELL 01 by sandyrb; Austrafunk by Colt_Travis; SubDrop by uelimichel; Didgeridoo, A by InspectorJ; Grizzly Bear growl eating by Nivatius; Grand Song by Dvideoguy; chinese-loop by Clameria; STE-017-fadovadio by mmiron; Men chanting by BeeProductive; Latin Guitar - 01 by Cloud-10; (Drum Loop) Construction Zone by plasterbrain; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla; Nylon guitar - spanish pattern - E major by ValentinPetiteau; SpanishRiff by calpomatt; Spanishy Guitar Thing by TheScriabin; Independence Day in Mexico "Fiesta del grito" in Monterrey by felix.blume; 20101031.yell by dobroide; Viva by frankd; loop drum dnb bpm 176 by alexround; chant by christislord; its not a phase mom by evanjones4; SHUT UP by Scottbezdelnik; Spooky by Victor_Natas; Congas bongos shaker by bigjoedrummer; Congas various beats - pop and latin - eq by bigjoedrummer; Medieval Lute Chords by f-r-a-g-i-l-e; In The Middle Of July Music Loop by rhodesmas; thunderClap1 by nicStage; sexy funk + strings & piano by kbrecordzz; succubus lines by shadoWisp; Sad Ambience by Reg1n0ld; I'm Sorry by montblanccandies; I'm sorry (NPC, British Male) by theuncertainman; Break up: You're sorry? by AmeAngelofSin; boudoir music2 by mellowarrior; Halloween-esque piano_organ by kdestes; (Drum Loop) Construction Zone by plasterbrain; Pig Squealing by TheAcidRomance; Melancholic Piano Loop by rom2014; (Bossa Nova Loop) Thank You for Shopping! by plasterbrain; Thriller Documentary Pack #1 by dekstromoramid; battle-march action loop by haydensayshi123; Angry Elephant by Danjocross; elephant » 44 by y89312; R07-49-Men and Women Talking Quickly by craigsmith; childrenoh by relwin; Applause 1 by Sandermotions; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996; gibberish 1 by izzytherobloxgamer09; Gibberish, anonymous caller telephone by mariannadeoliveira; Zombies_ses1 by freesound; Campfire_1 by zmb94; alert by Heigh-hoo; Laser Shot Silenced by bubaproducer; Laser Shot Big 1 by bubaproducer; punch 6 by CastIronCarousel; light punch by damnsatinist; Man Screaming - Again by esmayorga; Crowd Ooohs and Ahhhs in Excitement by noah0189; Metal Cling Clang Bang by qubodup; Cartoon_Whistle by Brsjak; wet smacking by satanicupsman; Dog crunching a dried pigs ear by Astounded; punch 7 by CastIronCarousel; punch 4 by CastIronCarousel; punch 5 by CastIronCarousel; cracksmackwhackdead by bevibeldesign; Thunder 2 by straget; A rapper in trouble - after he made a bad joke! by fmceretta; Comedy FX by Evil_Ear_Recordings; <a hre...
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Episode 8: Taking Out The Trash
Jun 1, 202201:23:11Tap to summarizeThe time for clean is now. Aggoth and Burd demand that you fashion a broom, and ready a shovel… because it is time to dispose of all that in which weighs you down, and ties you to the very epicenter of reckless squalor and filth. Shed yourself of all the futileness of gluttonous ambiguity, then sinfully overfill your trash receptacles with the charm and nourishment of everlasting, yet undying quazation. Beat the system. Beat it like a drum. Help Aggoth feverishly rip open the fabric of reality, and resolutely command Burd to send a shockwave tremoring throughout the time-space continuum that screams “I am alive, and I am unsoiled”. Stand ever-so-smitten on the precipice of refuse, and declare your comporition without a single doubt that every last single piece of garbage that you hold dear to your heart will see an unfitting end. In the haunting words of the late Charles Wrispenthorp that echo through the very veins of existence itself: “Throw it out. Throw it all out. Dammit, I said throw it out.” After all, my friends… it is all trash; and trash shall cease to defy the legacy in which it has been colliguified to uphold… and the garbage will soon follow the waste. Listen with caution, my beloved listeners… for there is much temptation ahead of you in this seemingly innocuous episode. Good luck, and God Speed. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Exploration Song by TheoTer; Big Band Jazz by TheoTer; Mixer Speed 5 by belanhud; Making Yorkshire puddings by BeeProductive; Jack Hammer breaking up concrete (short burst) by thomaspettigrew; Synthetic Guitar Pluck (180 BPM) by staticpony1; chortys_pluck by nowism; Door Squeak, Loud, A by InspectorJ; Man Saying Ahh by F.M.Audio; Cartoon - Gulp! by Breviceps; Spitting by tvlaudio; Cheer 2 by jayfrosting; bell1 by Tairblenn; Piano Melody by Lemoncreme; 122-sad-piano-chords by chiptraxxx; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse; The_Battle_Of_Scorpio_And_Orion by MATRIXXX_; CYCLONE HURRICANE HUGO 1989 by solostud; Thunder Rush. 28 July 2021 by carthny; Audio Intro for video content or blog on Youtube by lipatovroman; Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A by InspectorJ; Roflcopter - helicopter flying sounds by afleetingspeck; 102bpm boom beat 1 by Snapper4298; New House rmx_6 by Dolfeus; Bassline BeatDefy2 by Bigvegie; Em Electric Bassline by mcgumar; Deep Funky Bassline by Teacoma; Knocking on Wood Door (1) by Flem0527; Knocking on Door by Fabrizio84; Church Bell 12 by nomiqbomi; Retro Funk 20.03.2022 1714 by sonically_sound; Garbage Truck Hydraulic Arm by jakobthiesen; Dumping Glass in Trash Can 2 by FunWithSound; Entertainer holdon-song by ondrosik; Eerie atmosphere by Victor_Natas; eerie atmosphere ambiance by DeVern; wet smacking by satanicupsman; Dog crunching a dried pigs ear by Astounded; LD 1 - DnB Routine by SergeyIonov; Funky Groove by code_box; broken_string by alexbird; Microwave by cloe.king; Dark Tribal Drum and Atmo by szegvari; Monk in the wind - Drums Ethno Choir Monk Voice Drone World Hum Action Dark Cinematic Music Surround by szegvari; DST-VampireMonk by Striderjapan; voice,ancient,arcane,sacred,mystical,mysterious,phrase,chant,incantation_01_M10 by frosthardr; Violin Scare by SirBedlam; 1500 Hz beeps by AlaskaRobotics; Back Up BEEP Only by Bon_Vivant_Pictures; Mysterious Ambient Pad Loop 84 bpm Dm by Stohgs; Rubber Band 140 by BaDoink; RED-03 F1 OS 68 Drumset Biogrid 2 by Freed; fireworks exploding 1 by soundmary; Crowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMat; Train.m4a by Danjocross; Train passing by in the Wirikuta Desert (Mexico, SLP) by felix.blume; Cajun Lick Full by JustPlainPhillip; banjo song by Prime45; sudden run by X3nus; Creepy Squeaks / Squeals by wolfdoctor; Something Evil Approaches, A by InspectorJ; Creepy Lullaby, A by InspectorJ; C-SpiralingTheatre by ducksingel; End Or Beginning_Processed Gong by cabled_mess; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla; polite_applause_01 by joedeshon; Making Up (soft Hip Hop) by shortiefoeva2; Drone-3 by mikobuntu; Horror Movie Scary Movie Theme by Beetlemuse; horror piano chord by Taira Komori; salsa loop intro 110 bpm by oymaldonado; Ending BRAVO applause by temawas; Zap by egomassive; Angry Dog by CmdRobot; Growled Dog by tripjazz; Boomerang by BaDoink; blows through the air whoosh woosh sound by Garuda1982; <a href='https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/445118/...
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Episode 7: The Book Of Love
Feb 11, 202201:21:20Tap to summarizeAh, Love. It wisps and giggles and blankets and suffocates… and sometimes can drive your car in your stead, late at night when you have fallen asleep behind the wheel after the consumption of mass quantities of illegal substances… well… maybe they will be legal one day. This is not important, as you should understand this. LOVE is important. It is so important that Aggoth and Burd have dedicated an entire episode unto its grace, beauty and belligerent nature. Such attempts have been made before to define this grand emotion, and failure has begotten all who have tried. Needless to say, Aggoth and Burd triumphed so well, that they ascended into transcension, and then descended back down into descension, leaving a littered trail of ignasphamy from Aggoth’s beguiled bag of catastrophe. Burd rode the roller coaster of insatiability, and then dined upon fragments of souls scattered amongst the aftermath of love’s cruel, yet subjugated and unmiphilous captivation. In the end, we all know what you are thinking after reading this… and yes, we purposely capitalized the O in the title. Aggoth and Burd support the fight against the bastardization of prepositions, and demand equality for all… so the next time you lower-case any preposition when it apparently has the full right to be capitalized… think again, my friend… then listen to this episode to remind and shame yourself for ever thinking such a horrendous thought. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Piano Keys Smashed Down by Tairblenn; EXPLOSIVE TRANSITION by qubodup; Train destruction by CGEffex; 20.0 Destruction by dangerbabe; Pipe Organ Intro by BaDoink; Coins by dj997; coindrop-sample by egill.ian1; Song of Angels in the Snow - Orchestra Orchestral Modern Classic Acoustic Cinematic Music Mastered by szegvari; Weird Dimension by staticpony1; epanody--heavier_moaning by deleted_user_1390811; epanody--moaning-gettingcloser by deleted_user_1390811; moan by tim.kahn; lets_do_this by tim.kahn; Accordion-music-clean by eyenorth; Happy Music by monkeyman535; Evil Laugh by 222laurio; 10-Time2Burn by balloonhead; Forest Angel Ritual Dark Atmo by szegvari; Major Destruction Crash Shatter (from "Pillow Fight Disaster") by FunWithSound; adding machine by offthesky; ImDoomedScar by SirBedlam; chase_2 by levelclearer; taratata by milton.; Oh My God! Vocals with Echo by Beetlemuse; Shock (Funny Version) by Beetlemuse; Maniacal Laughter by unfa; My Car Horn - Beep Beep by fogma; MightyRiffFilterClosing by impossiblevoices; Beautiful violin music by tranquility.jadgroup; Small crowd reactions by IENBA; Magic wand by olver; Magic Wand Glitter by qubodup; Game Time FX by BaDoink; SHORT COUNTRY JIG by metrostock99; FL_Amazing_Melody_Loop_3_Version2 by orginaljun; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996; Glorious Intro by nomadicxxl; Slide whistle 2 by sheepfilms; VHS_Electric_Smoke_by_DSQR_110_bpm by Disquantic; Drinking Glasses contact (Clink) by EpicWizard; Panic-stricken screaming #1 by Klangkobold; EDM Techno 140 by BaDoink; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse; Crowd in panic by IENBA; Scream "Noooh by jorickhoofd; Choir 2 by Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli; Gong by Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli; yay by zut50; Scraping by takeabeat; Mysterious and sinister by Victor_Natas; Overworld 3 by knarmahfox; Gorillaschrei by J0ck0; 20090405.chest.impacts by dobroide; Forest jungle nature dark Atmo by szegvari; Cloggers clogging in Lincoln, Nebraska by bmccoy2; Metal Cling Clang Bang by qubodup; Whizzing Lip Whistle, A by InspectorJ; Chime of Doom by Kostas17; Dodgy_C_Funky_Loop by Dodgy C; 8 police cars passing w sirens by goose278; Science Fiction Atmosphere by Aiwha; Tribal Drums Jungle Beat Fast Ethno Cinematic Surround by szegvari; Rain Sound and Rainforest by INNORECORDS; drontard by NoiseCollector; Tribal Battle Chants/Shouts by qubodup; chant by Falsalama; Jungle tribal hut - Jungle Cinematic Tribal Drums Cajon Synth Atmo Music Background Drama by szegvari; Russian Cheeky Soldier Voice by qubodup; Smirnoff Scream by glazkov; Fanfare 4 by colorsCrimsonTears; Mysterious Background Music Orchestra by Migfus20; Halloween Werewolf Intro by miksmusic; Shotgun 01 by Claiber7901; Piano Shock Impact by DianneTriplerUne; Love in the Bar - Jazz Piano by szegvari; 186bpm beats by QLC; Frantic [loop] - for games.by TiagoThanos; Epic trailer action music 2 by humanoide9000; <a href='http...
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Episode 6: The 25 Ton Finger Lickin’ Christmas Episode
Dec 19, 202100:56:52Tap to summarizeIt’s a Christmas Miracle. Literally. Aggoth and Burd have once again managed to seductively prance their way through yet another questionably mystic adventure… in which they can assure you was no doubt irrevocably unadulterated, and graciously adorned with scandalous magic, certifilous hope, and unmitigated benevolence; which is never-the-less still still seeping uncontrollably from every precious pore of what little true insanity this world has left in it. Save yourselves. The Carolers are lurking abound in the shadows… the Elves slyly usurped local authority and have taken the city… and the Reindeer now slovenly occupy the inn after a seven-day standoff. Santa is on vacation, and has given Aggoth and Burd the keys to his workshop. These two may just be your only saving grace for any holiday cheer, yet the last thing Aggoth or Burd would ever do is “Cheer”. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Dun dun dun by Simon Lacelle; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t; Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! by Cloud-10; Christmas Bells 1 by Cloud-10; Jingle Bells by dj997; We Wish You A Merry Christmas by rhodesmas; Music Box We Wish You a Merry Christmas by MaestroALF; jinglebellslong by NoiseCollector; O Christmas Tree by massi_1130; Christmas jingle played with bells by Ihaksi; xmas bellis9 by Hoerspielwerkstatt_HEF; Musicbox_Silent_Night by bilwiss; What Child is This by ZekiFoxx; SKLAD2235 by levelclearer; 10 seconds Loop #2 by danlucaz; Ominous Loop by BaDoink; Senatehorrial Halloween 1 by esistnichtsoernst; horror ambience 14 by klankbeeld; confused piano by symphoid; Smooth Chill Hip-Hop Loop by DeVern; Kung Fu Yell by oldedgar; Kung-Fu Whooshes by Nic3_one; female grunts breaths by martian; punches by ezwider; Japan_Koto_My_Amateur_Improv_Session_1 by RutgerMuller; Crack by staticpony1; Lotus music by nemaavla; record scratch skip sounds by TRP; record scratch skip loop by TRP; Short Fairy Tale Trailer - Celesta and Strings by GregorQuendel; Epic_End_1 by Dneproman; Epic trailer action music by humanoide9000; Couch Drop by MegaBlasterRecordings; Crying newborn baby child 3 by the_yura; War sounds by 1stWebArmy; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse; Monitor hotler by iluminati_2705; Heart Beat Monitor Flat Line by qubodup; Kicking a door by pfranzen; BWI Amtrak Train Station Announcements by TomchikRec; Train passing by in the Wirikuta Desert (Mexico, SLP) by felix.blume; TurkeySHOOT by DylanPM73; Turkey - Gobble - 96kHz by JarredGibb; 12pm church-bell inside recorded 190413_1356 by klankbeeld; Corny Christmas sitcom opening by fmceretta; groovy techno loop by djfroyd; Techno Horn 1 by Stereo Surgeon; Kick 4 by arnasarnas; Beautiful violin music by tranquility.jadgroup; SIRENS by drewkelly; Piano Melody by Lemoncreme; October Rose by StephieQueen; Searching by ShadyDave; cheerfulpiano by luckylittleraven; happy piano by ShortRecord; best by XBIRD; happy chord progression by SamplingSamTheMarylandMan; Piano Slide Low Note to High Note Ascending by deleted_user_7146007; Piano Slide High Note to Low Note by deleted_user_7146007; claps by synthnisse; acoustic guitar melody picking relaxing by Garuda1982; Water Splash by Raavj; Sizzle Mhh by flunkspagnargel; Adding Bacon To Frying Pan by Bon_Vivant_Pictures; Water on Burner by dpren; coffee_perk 02 by ShadowSilhouette; Coffee_Pour_10s by stereostory; Diablo Wrath - Tyrael And Giant Demon Introducing by SoundFlakes; Toilet Flush, English, A by InspectorJ; Thar'she blows by kaekhor; Oh no! by qubodup; noch8 by levelclearer; Momo's Bear by Kojiro.Miura; Didgeridoo Monster Roar by Noxdl; Airhorn by jacksonacademyashmore; Tripod, Horn Blast, Single, 01 by InspectorJ; Vintage - Techno house loop -110bpm by frankum; The killer is coming for you by Satanen; Violin Scare by SirBedlam; <a href='https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/450847...
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Episode 5: Mockery and The Indecisive Ghost Whom Chooses Poorly
Oct 28, 202100:35:24Tap to summarizeOh Dear. Now we have done it. Spoiling our handful of listeners with a tasty pre – Halloween treat. And yes, this episode has a flavor that outranks butterscotch and a filthy ham sandwich sprinkled with the finest dirt on earth… which is none other than the dirt from the bottom of Aggoth and Burd’s post-Columbus Day bare feet. No worries, my friends… now that I have your mouths watering and your brain begging for sustenance… you shalt be ready to inhale the glorious fumes of this unriddled masterpiece in which encompasses the first ever Atomic Baloney Halloween Radio Show. And mind you… this episode is NOT for the faint of heart. It is only for our listeners who are prepared to endure an insufferable amount of terror and painstaking agony. With that, I shall keep you no longer! go… GO LISTEN NOW! NOW I SAY! Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Footsteps_Hallway by georgisound; Door Creak by stib; Senatehorrial Halloween 1 by esistnichtsoernst; Haunting Suspenseful Fearful Ambience ~ Long by DudeAwesome; Rogue Strings Rag by code_box; Hillbilly Techno Rock Loop by BaDoink; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample; Stop It by pyro13djt; Yeah!!! Techno Loop by frankum; Steel guitar (pitch-shfted_reverbed_compressed) 48KHz by Timbre; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t; Whip Crack by SciFiSounds; : Big Crowd Laughter by Kyster; Laughs Crowd 2 by FunWithSound; Applause 1 by lchapman1980; : scottstoked_yeehaw by shawshank73; Synth Banjo by SoundsExciting; Dun dun dun by Simon Lacelle; Slow Mellow Suspense (They're Going to Get You!) by Beast_Toil; Piano and effects track loop by frankum; Echoes from a Distant Past by esistnichtsoernst; The killer is coming for you by Satanen; Haunting oboe version 2 by Victornatas; Greensleeves creepy child for rpg by Thegamemakerqueen; Country horse race by kbrecordzz; fat_beat_1 by -zin-; Epic trailer action music by humanoide9000; Ahchoo! by Mafon2]; Piano, Bach; Fantasia by InspectorJ; Bigscarysynth_126_C by DWSD; Horror, Violin » Horror, Violin Tremolo Cluster, A by InspectorJ; Hand Bells, Reverse Cluster by InspectorJ; Moaning of the Dead, A by InspectorJ; Horror Cinema 4 2014 by CadereSounds; Frantic violin screech by devilfish101; horror drama song by BurnerGRap; Oh no! by qubodup; Jump scare sounds and music by micronmark; Violin Scare by SirBedlam; FEMALE GIGGLE by Ch0cchi; Piano Jump Scare Stinger by TheSoundFXGuy_YT; Country horse race by kbrecordzz; ALLELUIA HALLELUJAH by Angel_Perez_Grandi; Spanking by junkfood2121; Single Horse Galopp by D4XX; Horse_Whinny by foxen10; Didgeridoo Monster Roar by Noxdl; Duh by Anton; Laughing Man by scottemoil; Crowd in panic by IENBA; Epic_Heroic_Orchestral_Dramatic by SoundFlakes; Ships bell by CGEffex; Waves crashing on the rocks in Veracruz by felix.blume; Ahoy voice by CaptainCuthbertandScatthecat; Pirate Quote - Run A Shot Across The Bow by alphatone; Xylophone for cartoon by sergeeo; Slide Whistle, Descending, B (H4n) by InspectorJ; Boing Box 01 by D.jones; Unsheathed blade by deleted_user_2906614; thuds by kgatto; Jacob Allen Evil Laugh by DevenGarber; Happy Background Music by Migfus20; Moaning Ghost by poodaddy69; Experimental sequencer music by Clacksberg; Light Saber Start by xFromarge1; hum movements whooshes by JavierZumer; Chop Off Head With Axe by Smice_6 All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC. The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com Thanks for listening!!
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Episode: Second Third, IV, 4 and 4 ¾
Oct 7, 202101:35:18Tap to summarizeNo, my phickeled friends… you are not dreaming. This is not just any ordinary episode… this episode offers a surprise like none have ever heard of before… SURPRISE. There. Are you surprised? I thought so. In this episode, we planted a seed that grew into a full-fledged, self-aware and all-knowing entity… so take heed in listening to this incredible piece of audio… it will not only change your life, but alter the path you have chosen, and perhaps lead you down a new path in which is filled with yellow brick roads and disco dancing. Perhaps that is just one option, or the only option – Aggoth and Burd have not yet decided. AKA: "Thy Squeaky Chair Episode" (Hmmph Hmph Hmphhh) Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Whip Crack by “SciFiSounds” : Glass Shatter by “datasoundsample” : Big Crowd Laughter by “Kyster” : Laughs Crowd 2 by “FunWithSound” : Applause 1 by “lchapman1980” : Jazz Piano Intro by “Piotr123” : Sad Trombone by “Benboncan”: Scream, female x2 by “peridactyloptrix” : DunDunDunnn by “copyc4t”: Male What by “Reitanna”: Stop It by “pyro13djt” : 17 Evil Laugh by “The Baron”: Sad Horror Music by “TheoTeravainen” : scottstoked_yeehaw by “shawshank73” ” : Sad Guitar Piano Music (Maybe Tomorrow is Different) by “Migfus20” : Dun dun dun by “Simon Lacelle”: Music from a Civil War Reenactment by “adeluc4”: Human Sounds Sniff Sniffing by “deleted_user_7146007”: Ah Yeah by “unfa”: Slow Mello Suspense (They’re Going to Get You!) by “Beast_Toil”: Slow Spooky Synth by “Beast_Toil”: Sniff mmmm by “TheAtomicBrain”: Terrible Piano by “TheFlakesMaster”: frotti by “rap2h”: Heavy Machine Gun by “ShawnyBoy”: Pianowild “VABsounds”: Brand New Day Clip by “BaDoink”: Kirmes_Orgel_004_Ropsamunde by “bilwiss”: 80s Loop #6 by “danlucaz”: Orange20202234457 by “levelclearer”: Depths of Hell’s Sound by Kris Klavenes by “klavo1985”: Piano_string_scraping_1 by “leonseptavaux”: Monkey scream by “saraonsins”: Alien Retro Dance by “cabled_mess”: Bong_Hit_and_Cough by “coffeeflan”: Bad 138 by “BaDoink”: Nebula – Techno house loop. by “frankum”: Fiddlin’ Around – Denver Belle by “ecfike”: Bach_fugue_in_Gmin by “roby_caso”: Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A by “InspectorJ”: Thunder by “lennyboy”: Coyote barks and howls by “dkaufman”: Chainsaw Cutting by “lonemonk”: Dark Dramatic Scandinavian Atmo Background by “szegvari”: Uplifting adventure music by “humanoide9000”: Emotional Background Music Orchestra (Adventure Type) by “Migfus20”: Slide_whistle_down_01 by “joedeshon”: Ba Dum Tish Comedy Punchline Drums by “dilprojects”: I am on the road and I just stole an MMs pack from the vending machine using a fake coin by “fmceretta”: ST_Sustain_pedal_creaking_reverb by “leonspetavaux”: Mysterious Horror Theme Song by “emrebugday”: Nov 10, 20076 Veteran’s Day Parade Marching Band by “daveincamas”: Tada Fanfare by “plasterbrain”: Drum Roll by “MissloonerVoiceOver255”: 20061124ParadeCHS by “daveincamas”: Piano and effects track loop by “frankum”: Funk Shuffle E by “Scydan”: Funk-Rock-Improvisation by “ValentinSosnitskiy”: City Wind Synth Loop 1 by “Stereo Surgeon”: Space Radio Interference by “theneedle.tv”: Nitrous PD_003 by “AlienXXX”: 070714 banjo by “pflanigan”: Big Water Splash by “qubodup”: Long Male Scream by “jorickhoofd”: funky piano beat by “kbrecordzz”: Slurp2 by “ssalo”: Momo’s Bear by “Kojiro.Miura”: Synth Banjo by “SoundsExciting”: Cha_Ching by “Lucish”: All I did was wait for you by “kjartan_abel”: Cartoon Gulp! by “Breviceps”: Crazy Distorted Screaming Sound by “DanJFilms”: Techno 80 – base loop by “frankum”: Hawaiin drums by “DisasterServices” We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated: Car crash, screeching tires Scott Fredrick performed the Banjo on the song "Billy's Banjo" Thanks again, Scotty! All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC. The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com Thanks for listening!!
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Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Episode Ever
Jun 3, 202101:52:00Tap to summarizeFINALLY. The Third Episode. We understand that you all have been waiting so very impatiently like some senseless young child underneath a grocery store bubble gum machine, longing for that heinous gumball to hurry the hell up and roll down that shifty-shaft so it may be hastily gobbled up and chewed veraciously, only to be spit out minutes later because the taste has quickly turned foul. This must have been an eternity for you all… and we do recognize this, yet we offer no apologies or empathy. We can only offer insolence. Quite honestly, this is all we have at the moment. And BE FOREWARNED - this is our most DANGEROUS episode ever. This episode’s menace precedes and recedes all before and after episodes that have been or will ever be. Aggoth and Burd nearly lost their lives to this episode, so they have unanimously agreed to never produce another third episode ever again. They may just even skip over the fourth and go straight to the fifth episode for all is currently known, and my friends… much is unknown amongst the inhumanely hostile territory laid out before us all. Listen to this podcast at your own risk… shut and lock all windows, doors and back-alley dumpsters… for there is much questionable and unforeseen peril lurking ahead. Credits: We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org: Face Smacking Sound by “bmusic92” : Basketball Bouncing by “vhscool” : Paper Smack by “Natty23” : Chickens clucking and rooster with cockadoodledoo by “evsecrets” : Beep by “datwilightz” : OBNOXIOUS CLOWN ZOMBIES by “BaDoink” : Short Circus or Clown Music by “metrostock99” : African Tribal Drums, Beat 3 by “peridactyloptrix” : Sad Trombone by “Benboncan” : Dun dun dun by “Simon Lacelle” : Violins Suspense 2 by “Cunningar0807” : Sad Violin by “Cunningar0807” : Scream, female x2 by “peridactyloptrix” : DunDunDunnn by “copyc4t” : Whip Crack by “SciFiSounds” : Glass Shatter by “datasoundsample” : Big Crowd Laughter by “Kyster” : Laughs Crowd 2 by “FunWithSound” : Applause 1 by “lchapman1980” : Jazz Piano Intro by “Piotr123” : Half Time Show by “code_box” : Great Echoing Foghorn by “Danjocross” : Ding Ding Small Bell by “JohnsonBrandEditing” : Spy Music by “EchoCinematics” : Short Scary Violins by “Victornatas” : Short Scary Violin Part by “Victornatas” : “Idiot” Russian Accent by “Rocotilos” : Male What by “Reitanna” : Puke/Vomiting by “Joao_de_Deus” : Yeah!!! Techno Loop by “frankum” : Jarabe Tapatío / Mariachi by “Lenguaverde” : RKeaton_EMF366_9_Pee by “rkeato” : Stop It by “pyro13djt” : 17 Evil Laugh by “The Baron” : Farts by “michorvath” : Reggae Sample by “markuslajer” : Reggae Whistle With Me by “jackslay” : Metal Warehouse Door Opened With Chains by “MichelleGrobler” : Sad Horror Music by “TheoTeravainen” : scottstoked_yeehaw by “shawshank73” : Relief by “SuddenDice” : Joker Laugh by “Brain Claim” : Sad Guitar Piano Music (Maybe Tomorrow is Different) by “Migfus20” : Girl / Woman Sad Crying Sobbing by “ArtsyAngelee” : Solar939 by “levelclearer” : Modern Day War by “Omar Alvarado” : 30 Seconds of Random Vibrating Patterns by “boozer1337” : Sci Fi Music Cue by “Bone666138” : Echoes From a Distant Planet by “esistnichtsoernst” : Spy/Secret Agent Loop by “Sirkoto” : (Cartoon Loop) by “plasterbrain” : schmaltzier remix of 168659__lucasgonze__home-sweet-home by “Timbre” : Teds Dope Kit Hardcore Loop by “BaDoink” : Steel guitar (pitch-shfted_reverbed_compressed) 48KHz by “Timbre” We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated: Car crash, screeching tires : Superhero Theme – the perfect theme for any superhero All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC. The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com Thanks for listening!!
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Episode 2: Nothingness; Paragraph 7 or Later
Feb 5, 202100:58:07Tap to summarizeAgain, we offer insanity. Not “That” type… yet the type that you - yourself (yes, YOU) have been looking for. That thing. That itch that travels from your nose to your leg to your shoulder… INCOMPREHENSIBLE. Aggoth and Burd dish out more idiocy in this short episode than a lifetime of a town fool can. You may come across thingy thangs… if you are lucky. Take a chance. Take a dance. Burd holds the gate wide open for you to saunter towards this house of nonsense. Please, come join us. Aggoth will be the man at the door. He offers no shelter... nor should he. Credits: SAMPLE 1 (clip from chorus of song): “The Dream of the 90’s” Written by Jason from LA Album: Songs from the Northwest Performed by Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein & Cast Appeared in television series “Portlandia” on the episode “Farm”; Season 1, Episode 1 SAMPLE 2: Vinyl Record Scratch Sound Recorded by “luffy” Found on freesound.org Link: https://freesound.org/people/luffy/sounds/3536/ SAMPLE 3: Screeching Tires Sound Recorded by “SGAK” Found on freesound.org Link: https://freesound.org/people/SGAK/sounds/467794/ SONG: "Life of an Alcoholic (Wake Up Drunk)" Written by Aggoth Initial recording by Aggoth; additional guitar recording & complete mixdown by Trentrax Rhythm & Lead Guitars: Trent Wessler Bass Guitar: Andy DeLuca Drums: Aggoth Lead Vocals: Aggoth Backing Vocals: Trent Wessler & Aggoth All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC. The Atomic Baloney Podcast is brought to you by: Archmage Multimedia, LLC Powerful Solutions For Your Multimedia Needs. www.archmagemultimedia.com Thanks for listening!!
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