The time for clean is now. Aggoth and Burd demand that you fashion a broom, and ready a shovel… because it is time to dispose of all that in which weighs you down, and ties you to the very epicenter of reckless squalor and filth. Shed yourself of all the futileness of gluttonous ambiguity, then sinfully overfill your trash receptacles with the charm and nourishment of everlasting, yet undying quazation. Beat the system. Beat it like a drum. Help Aggoth feverishly rip open the fabric of reality, and resolutely command Burd to send a shockwave tremoring throughout the time-space continuum that screams “I am alive, and I am unsoiled”. Stand ever-so-smitten on the precipice of refuse, and declare your comporition without a single doubt that every last single piece of garbage that you hold dear to your heart will see an unfitting end. In the haunting words of the late Charles Wrispenthorp that echo through the very veins of existence itself:

“Throw it out. Throw it all out. Dammit, I said throw it out.”

After all, my friends… it is all trash; and trash shall cease to defy the legacy in which it has been colliguified to uphold… and the garbage will soon follow the waste.

Listen with caution, my beloved listeners… for there is much temptation ahead of you in this seemingly innocuous episode. Good luck, and God Speed.

Credits:

We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:

Exploration Song by TheoTer; Big Band Jazz by TheoTer; Mixer Speed 5 by belanhud; Making Yorkshire puddings by BeeProductive; Jack Hammer breaking up concrete (short burst) by thomaspettigrew; Synthetic Guitar Pluck (180 BPM) by staticpony1; chortys_pluck by nowism; Door Squeak, Loud, A by InspectorJ; Man Saying Ahh by F.M.Audio; Cartoon - Gulp! by Breviceps; Spitting by tvlaudio; Cheer 2 by jayfrosting; bell1 by Tairblenn; Piano Melody by Lemoncreme; 122-sad-piano-chords by chiptraxxx; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse; The_Battle_Of_Scorpio_And_Orion by MATRIXXX_; CYCLONE HURRICANE HUGO 1989 by solostud; Thunder Rush. 28 July 2021 by carthny; Audio Intro for video content or blog on Youtube by lipatovroman; Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A by InspectorJ; Roflcopter - helicopter flying sounds by afleetingspeck; 102bpm boom beat 1 by Snapper4298; New House rmx_6 by Dolfeus; Bassline BeatDefy2 by Bigvegie; Em Electric Bassline by mcgumar; Deep Funky Bassline by Teacoma; Knocking on Wood Door (1) by Flem0527; Knocking on Door by Fabrizio84; Church Bell 12 by nomiqbomi; Retro Funk 20.03.2022 1714 by sonically_sound; Garbage Truck Hydraulic Arm by jakobthiesen; Dumping Glass in Trash Can 2 by FunWithSound; Entertainer holdon-song by ondrosik; Eerie atmosphere by Victor_Natas; eerie atmosphere ambiance by DeVern; wet smacking by satanicupsman; Dog crunching a dried pigs ear by Astounded; LD 1 - DnB Routine by SergeyIonov; Funky Groove by code_box; broken_string by alexbird; Microwave by cloe.king; Dark Tribal Drum and Atmo by szegvari; Monk in the wind - Drums Ethno Choir Monk Voice Drone World Hum Action Dark Cinematic Music Surround by szegvari; DST-VampireMonk by Striderjapan; voice,ancient,arcane,sacred,mystical,mysterious,phrase,chant,incantation_01_M10 by frosthardr; Violin Scare by SirBedlam; 1500 Hz beeps by AlaskaRobotics; Back Up BEEP Only by Bon_Vivant_Pictures; Mysterious Ambient Pad Loop 84 bpm Dm by Stohgs; Rubber Band 140 by BaDoink; RED-03 F1 OS 68 Drumset Biogrid 2 by Freed; fireworks exploding 1 by soundmary; Crowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMat; Train.m4a by Danjocross; Train passing by in the Wirikuta Desert (Mexico, SLP) by felix.blume; Cajun Lick Full by JustPlainPhillip; banjo song by Prime45; sudden run by X3nus; Creepy Squeaks / Squeals by wolfdoctor; Something Evil Approaches, A by InspectorJ; Creepy Lullaby, A by InspectorJ; C-SpiralingTheatre by ducksingel; End Or Beginning_Processed Gong by cabled_mess; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla; polite_applause_01 by joedeshon; Making Up (soft Hip Hop) by shortiefoeva2; Drone-3 by mikobuntu; Horror Movie Scary Movie Theme by Beetlemuse; horror piano chord by Taira Komori; salsa loop intro 110 bpm by oymaldonado; Ending BRAVO applause by temawas; Zap by egomassive; Angry Dog by CmdRobot; Growled Dog by tripjazz; Boomerang by BaDoink; blows through the air whoosh woosh sound by Garuda1982;