No, my phickeled friends… you are not dreaming. This is not just any ordinary episode… this episode offers a surprise like none have ever heard of before… SURPRISE. There. Are you surprised? I thought so. In this episode, we planted a seed that grew into a full-fledged, self-aware and all-knowing entity… so take heed in listening to this incredible piece of audio… it will not only change your life, but alter the path you have chosen, and perhaps lead you down a new path in which is filled with yellow brick roads and disco dancing. Perhaps that is just one option, or the only option – Aggoth and Burd have not yet decided.

AKA: "Thy Squeaky Chair Episode" (Hmmph Hmph Hmphhh)

Credits:

We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:

Whip Crack by “SciFiSounds” : Glass Shatter by “datasoundsample” : Big Crowd Laughter by “Kyster” : Laughs Crowd 2 by “FunWithSound” : Applause 1 by “lchapman1980” : Jazz Piano Intro by “Piotr123” : Sad Trombone by “Benboncan”: Scream, female x2 by “peridactyloptrix” : DunDunDunnn by “copyc4t”: Male What by “Reitanna”: Stop It by “pyro13djt” : 17 Evil Laugh by “The Baron”: Sad Horror Music by “TheoTeravainen” : scottstoked_yeehaw by “shawshank73” ” : Sad Guitar Piano Music (Maybe Tomorrow is Different) by “Migfus20” : Dun dun dun by “Simon Lacelle”: Music from a Civil War Reenactment by “adeluc4”: Human Sounds Sniff Sniffing by “deleted_user_7146007”: Ah Yeah by “unfa”: Slow Mello Suspense (They’re Going to Get You!) by “Beast_Toil”: Slow Spooky Synth by “Beast_Toil”: Sniff mmmm by “TheAtomicBrain”: Terrible Piano by “TheFlakesMaster”: frotti by “rap2h”: Heavy Machine Gun by “ShawnyBoy”: Pianowild “VABsounds”: Brand New Day Clip by “BaDoink”: Kirmes_Orgel_004_Ropsamunde by “bilwiss”: 80s Loop #6 by “danlucaz”: Orange20202234457 by “levelclearer”: Depths of Hell’s Sound by Kris Klavenes by “klavo1985”: Piano_string_scraping_1 by “leonseptavaux”: Monkey scream by “saraonsins”: Alien Retro Dance by “cabled_mess”: Bong_Hit_and_Cough by “coffeeflan”: Bad 138 by “BaDoink”: Nebula – Techno house loop. by “frankum”: Fiddlin’ Around – Denver Belle by “ecfike”: Bach_fugue_in_Gmin by “roby_caso”: Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A by “InspectorJ”: Thunder by “lennyboy”: Coyote barks and howls by “dkaufman”: Chainsaw Cutting by “lonemonk”: Dark Dramatic Scandinavian Atmo Background by “szegvari”: Uplifting adventure music by “humanoide9000”: Emotional Background Music Orchestra (Adventure Type) by “Migfus20”: Slide_whistle_down_01 by “joedeshon”: Ba Dum Tish Comedy Punchline Drums by “dilprojects”: I am on the road and I just stole an MMs pack from the vending machine using a fake coin by “fmceretta”: ST_Sustain_pedal_creaking_reverb by “leonspetavaux”: Mysterious Horror Theme Song by “emrebugday”: Nov 10, 20076 Veteran’s Day Parade Marching Band by “daveincamas”: Tada Fanfare by “plasterbrain”: Drum Roll by “MissloonerVoiceOver255”: 20061124ParadeCHS by “daveincamas”: Piano and effects track loop by “frankum”: Funk Shuffle E by “Scydan”: Funk-Rock-Improvisation by “ValentinSosnitskiy”: City Wind Synth Loop 1 by “Stereo Surgeon”: Space Radio Interference by “theneedle.tv”: Nitrous PD_003 by “AlienXXX”: 070714 banjo by “pflanigan”: Big Water Splash by “qubodup”: Long Male Scream by “jorickhoofd”: funky piano beat by “kbrecordzz”: Slurp2 by “ssalo”: Momo’s Bear by “Kojiro.Miura”: Synth Banjo by “SoundsExciting”: Cha_Ching by “Lucish”: All I did was wait for you by “kjartan_abel”: Cartoon Gulp! by “Breviceps”: Crazy Distorted Screaming Sound by “DanJFilms”: Techno 80 – base loop by “frankum”: Hawaiin drums by “DisasterServices”

We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:

Car crash, screeching tires

Scott Fredrick performed the Banjo on the song "Billy's Banjo"

Thanks again, Scotty!

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