FINALLY. The Third Episode. We understand that you all have been waiting so very impatiently like some senseless young child underneath a grocery store bubble gum machine, longing for that heinous gumball to hurry the hell up and roll down that shifty-shaft so it may be hastily gobbled up and chewed veraciously, only to be spit out minutes later because the taste has quickly turned foul. This must have been an eternity for you all… and we do recognize this, yet we offer no apologies or empathy. We can only offer insolence. Quite honestly, this is all we have at the moment. And BE FOREWARNED - this is our most DANGEROUS episode ever. This episode’s menace precedes and recedes all before and after episodes that have been or will ever be. Aggoth and Burd nearly lost their lives to this episode, so they have unanimously agreed to never produce another third episode ever again. They may just even skip over the fourth and go straight to the fifth episode for all is currently known, and my friends… much is unknown amongst the inhumanely hostile territory laid out before us all. Listen to this podcast at your own risk… shut and lock all windows, doors and back-alley dumpsters… for there is much questionable and unforeseen peril lurking ahead.

Credits:

We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:

Face Smacking Sound by “bmusic92” : Basketball Bouncing by “vhscool” : Paper Smack by “Natty23” : Chickens clucking and rooster with cockadoodledoo by “evsecrets” : Beep by “datwilightz” : OBNOXIOUS CLOWN ZOMBIES by “BaDoink” : Short Circus or Clown Music by “metrostock99” : African Tribal Drums, Beat 3 by “peridactyloptrix” : Sad Trombone by “Benboncan” : Dun dun dun by “Simon Lacelle” : Violins Suspense 2 by “Cunningar0807” : Sad Violin by “Cunningar0807” : Scream, female x2 by “peridactyloptrix” : DunDunDunnn by “copyc4t” : Whip Crack by “SciFiSounds” : Glass Shatter by “datasoundsample” : Big Crowd Laughter by “Kyster” : Laughs Crowd 2 by “FunWithSound” : Applause 1 by “lchapman1980” : Jazz Piano Intro by “Piotr123” : Half Time Show by “code_box” : Great Echoing Foghorn by “Danjocross” : Ding Ding Small Bell by “JohnsonBrandEditing” : Spy Music by “EchoCinematics” : Short Scary Violins by “Victornatas” : Short Scary Violin Part by “Victornatas” : “Idiot” Russian Accent by “Rocotilos” : Male What by “Reitanna” : Puke/Vomiting by “Joao_de_Deus” : Yeah!!! Techno Loop by “frankum” : Jarabe Tapatío / Mariachi by “Lenguaverde” : RKeaton_EMF366_9_Pee by “rkeato” : Stop It by “pyro13djt” : 17 Evil Laugh by “The Baron” : Farts by “michorvath” : Reggae Sample by “markuslajer” : Reggae Whistle With Me by “jackslay” : Metal Warehouse Door Opened With Chains by “MichelleGrobler” : Sad Horror Music by “TheoTeravainen” : scottstoked_yeehaw by “shawshank73” : Relief by “SuddenDice” : Joker Laugh by “Brain Claim” : Sad Guitar Piano Music (Maybe Tomorrow is Different) by “Migfus20” : Girl / Woman Sad Crying Sobbing by “ArtsyAngelee” : Solar939 by “levelclearer” : Modern Day War by “Omar Alvarado” : 30 Seconds of Random Vibrating Patterns by “boozer1337” : Sci Fi Music Cue by “Bone666138” : Echoes From a Distant Planet by “esistnichtsoernst” : Spy/Secret Agent Loop by “Sirkoto” : (Cartoon Loop) by “plasterbrain” : schmaltzier remix of 168659__lucasgonze__home-sweet-home by “Timbre” : Teds Dope Kit Hardcore Loop by “BaDoink” : Steel guitar (pitch-shfted_reverbed_compressed) 48KHz by “Timbre”

We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated:

Car crash, screeching tires : Superhero Theme – the perfect theme for any superhero

All other content in this podcast is original work written and performed by Aggoth & Burd, produced by Aggoth in association with Archmage Multimedia, LLC.

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