A Michigan Love Story? #207

Summary

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Bellied Up Podcast Episode #207: "A Michigan Love Story?"

Hosts: Charlie Berens & Miles (You Betcha Guy)
Date: July 2, 2026

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Overview

In this Fourth of July special, Charlie and Miles belly up to the bar and dive deep into Midwestern holiday traditions, fireworks stories, and an unforgettable live love story involving two callers from Michigan. The episode is packed with signature Midwestern humor, candid storytelling, and the type of unscripted, genuine interaction that makes Bellied Up a standout. Major themes include the quirks of summer celebrations, firework mishaps, small-town dating, and the community drama between regular callers (with Team Tango vs. Team Josh heating up). The podcast's core shines in a live segment where the hosts play matchmaker, inadvertently facilitating a romantic showdown between callers Kendra and Gunner.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fourth of July in the Midwest: Traditions and Chaos

• [00:27–15:01]
  • The hosts riff on the “5th of July” joke and classic bits about bad puns and editing tricks.
  • Conversation about typical Midwest July 4th activities: fireworks shows, uncle mishaps, spending on pyrotechnics, and family party stories.
  • Charlie: "Every single firework that explodes…'Oh, there goes my tax dollars.'"
  • Nostalgia for annual traditions like "Put it in Reverse Terry" videos, commenting on fireworks, and general party banter.
  • Stories about family fireworks fiascos, fire hazards, errant Roman candles, and safety (or lack thereof).
  • Miles: "I love getting advice from a guy who's really bad at golf." (calls out Charlie’s midwestern habit of giving dubious advice)

2. Firework Safety, Drone Shows, and Anti-Elitism

• [10:01–15:55]
  • A comic FAQ on expired fireworks: old bottle rockets, how to dispose safely (or not).
  • The group debates the rising trend of drone light shows versus humble fireworks.
  • Charlie: "You know what I don't like? Drone shows. Feels a little elitist."
  • Imaginary "drone hunting" with shotguns and mounting drones like trophies is jokingly discussed.
  • Commentary on paranoia about government surveillance and "drones disguised as stars".

3. Special Caller: Kendra from Michigan

• [19:47–73:44]
  • [19:47] Kendra calls in:
    • Location: Howell, MI (between Ann Arbor and Lansing).
    • Updates on summer landscaping, weed battles, and finding a diamond ring in her yard.
      • "It says, 'With love, Jim,' engraved inside."
      • Kendra’s pawn shop adventure: "They only quoted me $260 for the gold. I was expecting more!"
      • The hosts speculate on the backstory (“Cheating? Divorce?”) and encourage a search for "Jim."
    • Discussions about gift-giving (Charlie volunteers his watch-buying awkwardness).
    • Banter over whether found rings are good luck, possible reselling, and Michigan summer projects.

4. Michigan Dating & Lost Love: Kendra and Gunner

• [47:51–73:44]
  • Kendra reveals her single status and tells stories of past relationships: an ex upset over AT&T service, a love-bombing OnlyFans subscriber ("But I kept the Yeti cooler!").
  • Poignant moments about what counts as cheating in the age of OnlyFans/Snapchat (“Is digital cheating real?”).
  • Kendra: "He told me he hated me because of my AT&T. At a tailgate!"
• [51:02] Gunner joins the call (Kendra merges him in):
  • Immediate chemistry and humor:
    • Charlie: “Listen to that voice. What’s up, man?”
    • Gunner: “Just stripping these mats out at the car wash. Collecting quarters to go to Rome.”
  • Revealed history: childhood friends, a brief rekindling last summer, but distance (four hours apart) kept them apart.
  • Riff on what stopped them dating seriously:
    • Kendra: “I poured my heart out; you told me it was too far.”
    • Gunner: “She’s the last woman I looked at. Which is kind of fucking weird.”
  • Both reminisce about their one date at Blue Tractor in Traverse City, now closed.
  • Real talk on long distance, new jobs, and whether Kendra would ever move (“I need more than just a guy to move for”).
  • The hosts attempt budding matchmaking—offering show tickets, and teasing a Costa Rica trip together.
  • Playful declarations and mild bashfulness as each tries to save face, conceal vulnerability, but don’t hide that “something’s still there.”
  • Charlie: “I could hear Gunner’s hard-on. You could cut the tension with a butter knife through the phone.”

Notable Segments & Quotes

• [59:05] Gunner: "I think that’s just kind of like a classic girl thing. They’re gonna act like they were super involved, you know...”
• [60:09] Charlie: “That’s love, man. You forgot about everything else.”
• [63:07] Gunner: “Kendra’s a little flirt—she’ll flirt with anything for fun, though, not desire. I’m backing you up.”
• [66:02] Kendra: "I'm available. Go pawn that diamond ring, I got a flight to book!"
• [71:05] Kendra: “I’ve got my nice home, I’m two minutes from my dad’s lake…”
• [73:32] Charlie and Miles: “We’ll put you both on the list for tickets. Call us back in September with a 'bellied update.'”

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5. Team Tango vs. Team Josh & Debrief with Timmy Tango

• [76:05–115:25]
  • The episode’s second act features caller Timmy “Tango” (a recurring character) and a recap of his “MILF-seeking” adventures.
  • Discussion over the ongoing Team Tango vs. Team Josh rivalry, fueled by recent episodes.
  • Timmy details:
    • Updates on his dating exploits, learning to “play the field,” and code-switching between chasing older women and catching feelings for a 20-year-old.
    • Speculates on "sex playlists," using Pilates as a hunting ground, and the need for a female "mole" to help him win over fitness-class moms.
    • Timmy: “If you’re not acting gay around the boys, you might be gay.”
  • Extended jokes about masculinity, locker-room culture, founding the "Bellied Up Hall of Fame," and prank ideas (“loser has to do an OnlyFans”).
  • Timmy’s Midwestern wisdom:
    • “What is love if it doesn’t scare you?”
  • Plans to launch a “Day with Tango” challenge if he wins a Sea Boys’ car—documenting his pickup game in real life.

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6. Memorable Quotes, Moments & Timestamps

• [06:12] Charlie: “We didn’t have kind of a lake situation growing up. We’d rent a cabin up north once a year.”
• [15:22] Miles: “How special do you think you are that the government is…” (on drone surveillance paranoia)
• [23:06] Kendra: “Inside [the ring], it says ‘With love, Jim.’ So I wonder, is there a story here?”
• [40:01] Kendra: “Yeah, you know the classic cheating stories... he was subscribed to a bunch of OnlyFans girls...”
• [53:06] Gunner: “Collect those quarters, that'll get you right over to Rome.”
• [59:28] Kendra: “Reach around any day, Gunner!”
  — [Room explodes in laughter at the accidental double entendre]
• [63:46] Gunner: “No, I’d find something else to bitch about…but yeah, we definitely would have [dated].”
• [62:47] Charlie: “She just got proposed to today by a landscaper!”
• [70:03] Miles: “Fear can be overcome here, Charlie!”
• [74:01] Charlie: “I could hear Gunner’s hard-on. It was kind of uncomfortable, if I’m being honest.”
• [87:34] Timmy Tango: “[Josh] goes, ‘No, he doesn’t.’ I promise you. Find the [sex] playlist…”

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7. Show-Within-A-Show: "Michigan Love Story" Reactions

• Hosts' Debrief:
  • Both are genuinely invested in Kendra and Gunner’s “will they/won’t they.”
  • Miles: “That’s the closest we’ve ever been to finding love on this podcast.”
  • The segment is praised as one of the top all-time “Bellied Update” stories.
  • Listeners are encouraged to weigh in (“Team Tango or Team Josh?”), and the drama is left open-ended for a future update.

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Important Timestamps

• 00:27–04:42: Midwestern Fourth of July traditions, bad jokes, and firework stories
• 10:01–15:55: Drone shows, fireworks disposal, and old garage stockpiles
• 19:47–47:44: Kendra calls in—landscaping, the found ring, dating woes
• 51:02–73:44: Gunner joins—live Michigan love story, reminiscing, live matchmaking
• 76:05–115:25: Timmy Tango returns—dating exploits, Team Tango vs Team Josh saga, outrageous advice
• 87:34: Analysis of Josh’s infamous 13-minute sex playlist
• 74:54: Hosts reflect on the matchmaking magic (“neither wanted to be the one to text...”)

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Final Thoughts & Tone

This episode is Bellied Up at its best: unfiltered Midwestern energy, crowd-sourced therapy, and laugh-out-loud relationship chaos. Charlie and Miles ride the line between bartenders, wingmen, and comic confidantes. The standout “Michigan Love Story” between Kendra and Gunner offers a rare, honest look at real-world dating—full of bravado, self-doubt, what-ifs, and Midwestern banter. Listeners leave wanting the follow-up…and probably thinking twice about their fireworks safety habits.

For those who haven’t listened: If you like reality dating, Midwest humor, and genuinely empathetic comedy, this episode gives you the community-fueled chaos you’re after.

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Key Segments to Listen For:

• 00:27–15:01: Fourth of July riffing and firework mishaps
• 19:47–47:44: Kendra’s call—diamond ring mystery and dating stories
• 51:02–73:44: Live matchmaking with Gunner
• 76:05–115:25: Timmy Tango’s love trouble and rivalry update

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Transcript

[Charlie]

This is the Bellied up podcast. I'm here with my buddy Miles and your buddy Jared. And my buddy Jared. Beard's looking thick there, Jared.

[Jared]

Thank you.

[Charlie]

It's nice to compliment another man's beard.

[Jared]

I haven't shaved, like, in a month, so.

[Charlie]

You haven't. You're pulling on it. I like that. Yeah, that's good. It's long. Yeah. Miles, you look good, too.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Hey, you know what's coming up, Miles?

[Miles]

What is coming up?

[Charlie]

The 5th of July. Got any big plans?

[Miles]

The 5th?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Day after the 4th. No. The 4th of July is coming up, Miles.

[Miles]

Such a. That was 4th of July. That was a bad bit.

[Charlie]

Well, it's not a lie.

[Miles]

Start keeping track of our worst bits

[Charlie]

and just do a montage.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

It's going to be all my beds.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah. Because Jared's editing it, and I'll pay him a little extra not to put any of mine in there.

[Charlie]

He always makes you look good. He always makes you look good.

[Miles]

If he's that consistent, though, is there any. You think he's really tampering?

[Charlie]

Yeah, Miles, I. There's. There's some of my genius left on the floor. The cutting room floor of this.

[Miles]

Okay. All right, well, let's dive in. The genius of your July 5 joke.

[Charlie]

That wasn't that funny. It was just off the top of the dull, Miles. You don't think about it too much. You just let it roll off. You know? It's like when you're playing golf. If you're thinking about it, you're not doing good. Right.

[Miles]

I love getting advice from a guy who's really bad at golf.

[Charlie]

I'm not really bad at golf. I'm actually naturally fairly talented at golf. I just don't practice, so kind of like podcasting. So, Miles, the Fourth of July is coming up, right?

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[Charlie]

So I was thinking.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, every. Yeah. 4. July is coming up. You bet you're gonna. It's the annual time for where the Put it in Reverse Terry video.

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Put in Reverse Terry.

[Gunner]

That's good.

[Miles]

You're gonna hear that on the 4th of July. Guarantee it.

[Charlie]

You know what else you're gonna hear? Oh, there goes my tax dollars. Every single firework that explodes. Yeah, go. We must have paid a lot for that one. It's complaining about the amount of money you spend on the fireworks, and then at the end, it's, well, that wasn't a great grand finale. That was more like a good finale, wasn't it?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

You know?

[Miles]

Yeah. Every time a firework goes off. You have to comment afterwards. Right. Like, oh, that was a good one. Oh, I liked how. I liked the colors of that one.

[Gunner]

If you.

[Miles]

That one was loud. You know, it's like that one was

[Charlie]

loud, you know, just, just the, the simplest thing. Or, or there's always the.

[Jared]

It.

[Charlie]

You. You don't go right into it though.

[Miles]

Annoying. It's usually after the whistler one goes off that you get for free. You spend 200 bucks, you get a free whistler.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you do. And also, I like if you're, if you're around like a bunch of like moms with kids, you know, a lot of times it's like, oh, oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Trying to teach the kids to ooh and ah.

[Charlie]

To ooh and ah at the fireworks. Yeah. And there's always, there's of course, always somebody's uncle decides to bring fireworks to the family party. You decide that the driveway is the most appropriate place to let them off. Firework doesn't go good. People are reminded that all cars have gas tanks. Minor freak out, garden hose enters. Problem solved.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or you have an uncle that brings in and decides to shoot him off on the beach side of the lake, which is about 8ft lower than where everyone's sitting. And they're not angled correctly and they don't go very high. And suddenly people are ducking under umbrellas.

[Charlie]

Yup. Because it gets hot.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I remember this.

[Miles]

I learned that the hard way. I was.

[Charlie]

You were that uncle.

[Miles]

Yeah, I got, I got some, some scolding from my mom a little bit from that.

[Charlie]

I remember one year there was a windy day and the entire. My grandparents house was across the street from the park and the wind blew a bunch of the fireworks onto the house guests and onto the roof. And the next day my grandpa had. Tg. Had a cardboard box and we went and picked them all up and then took him over to the police department and he made it known that, you know, this was a fire hazard.

[Miles]

And what did the police say?

[Charlie]

I don't remember. I just thought my grandpa was a badass.

[Miles]

I was like, he sounds like a narc.

[Charlie]

Well, in retrospect, a little narcy. But also, also I do remember that fireworks people were like screaming. There were people getting up and like, kind of like your situation, you crazy bastard, by the way, let's go back to that. So you just did, did you get any. Like, were people pissed at you?

[Miles]

People were pissed, but you could tell there was a nervous energy.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, and there was kind of some murmurs of like this should someone else be letting these off? He's had a few drinks.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Miles]

You know.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Miles]

My brother in law was stressing quite a bit.

[Charlie]

It's called a dwi. Drinking while igniting. It always happens, you lose a finger.

[Miles]

No one lost a finger. And we're all good.

[Charlie]

There's a fireworks place in Wisconsin called Stump Lake Liquor and fireworks. That's their logo.

[Miles]

Nice. Yeah, I feel like is your family watch the hot dog eating contest family?

[Charlie]

You know we're not a big hot dog eating contest family. Because is that's on tv. See, I don't even. You got to. Yeah, we're not a big fourth of July. The TV really is not.

[Miles]

Do you guys have a boat parade at the lake?

[Charlie]

We did not ever grow up going to the lake on the fourth of July.

[Miles]

Really?

[Charlie]

Honest? Yeah, no. Well, we didn't have a kind of a lake situation going on there. We would rent a cabin up north once a year.

[Gunner]

Got it.

[Charlie]

Sort of the deal.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

But. But we did go to the park which had free tattoos, non permanent. So you could come back with a little neck tattoo. And your dad be like, wipe that off.

[Miles]

You know, your dad won't even let you have one day have fun. Like one day a year. You guys can't just have fun.

[Charlie]

No, no, we, we had fun. We had fun. We had good times. But you know, every day has got to come with a little discipline, Miles. It's what keeps you between the lines, you know, so it keeps you from lighting off a bunch of fireworks next to a bunch of children on the lake. You see that? Where was Bud with that one, huh?

[Miles]

And that was when I didn't have any kids and I bought like $500 worth of fireworks and brought it out there. Really started lighting them off.

[Charlie]

Did you just. Were you just passing a fireworks shop or did you premeditate?

[Miles]

It was all premeditated. Now the amount of drinks I consume was not premeditated. That just happened organically.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I was just.

[Miles]

I meditated it in the morning. Honestly, I reached the point of intoxication where I felt like I was meditating while doing it. And I don't know why everyone else is so stressed because I was completely relaxed.

[Charlie]

See, that's when the fireworks will get you. When. When you got a little bit too much confidence in yourself with these explosives. One time we were lighting off fireworks on the dock. This was not 4th of July, but when we were up north, my brother had made a stop at the. At the fireworks facility. Phantom fireworks, not a sponsor. And he got A Roman candle. Put it in a bottle on the dock, and then the bottle tipped and it shot right back at all of us. People were ducking out of the way. Boy, did he get it. After that, my dad was. You thought a neck tattoo was bad news? Should have seen John almost explode. My sister. Oh, my God.

[Miles]

It was John.

[Timmy Tango]

John.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

But you know what? My dad was being cool because he was like, all right, let's see how this goes. But then once it went awry, should

[Miles]

have put a little sand on the bottom of the can.

[Charlie]

There were. Well, they was propped up. It was a rock prop. You know, propped it up between two rocks, but I guess should have been four rocks. Should have been four rocks. So

[Jared]

what is. What is your dad scream at John?

[Charlie]

Like, what did he. Oh, I can't say that on the podcast. I mean, even this podcast. No, he wasn't happy. But you know what? He did realize he cooled off after a second. He said, all right, let's just be safe with the next one. Okay?

[Miles]

So hold it in your hand and point it the other way.

[Charlie]

Well, that's how it's supposed to go, you know? Yeah. Do you ever. The bottle rocket wars. Bottle rockets? You can't get her with a bottle rocket. That's like. That's like. That's like a BB gun. That's a BB gun of fireworks, you know, like, just wear some goggles, you'll be fine. You ever do bottle rocket wars in the woods?

[Miles]

No, but I have. I've done like bottle rockets where you wait as long as you can to hold it and then you throw up in the air.

[Kendra]

Then it's shoot.

[Miles]

You don't know which way it's gonna shoot.

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah. So that's more dangerous. That's. That's like a sawed off shotgun is what that is. That's anyone's choice. What do you call that? Bottle rocket roulette?

[Miles]

Yeah, something like that.

[Charlie]

That's cool.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Actually found some. I was cleaning up my garage at the lake. I found some old fireworks.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I got some old fireworks in my garage.

[Miles]

Are they still good?

[Charlie]

Do they expire? Can we see if bottle rockets expire?

[Miles]

I mean, I'm gonna act as if they aren't. You know? Like, I would. I'll still light them up, but, like, do they ever. Do they become duds at some point?

[Charlie]

I bet. I wonder how much moisture is in the air.

[Jared]

Fireworks do. Do not technically expire, but they do degrade. While the gunpowder inside can last for many years, aging fireworks lose their vibrancy Vibrancy and become unpredictable. Always store leftovers in airtight plastic containers with silica gel pads in a cool, dry area to maximize longevity.

[Charlie]

Okay, here's a. What do you do with fireworks where you can no longer trust their projectile? Because I got, like a stack of them and I feel like maybe I just get a longer fuse. Like, I don't. What? You can't just throw them in the dumpster. Fireworks?

[Gunner]

Yeah. What are you.

[Miles]

How are you supposed to dispose of fireworks? Throw them in the fire.

[Charlie]

Take your time.

[Jared]

Safely dispose of used and unused or misfired fireworks. Completely submerged them in a bucket of water and soak them for 24 to 48 hours. Once fully saturated, double wrap the fireworks in plastic bags so they cannot dry out and place them in your regular household trash.

[Charlie]

Nah, I'm just gonna flight them. What fun is that? Dude, that's so much work. There's no way I'm doing that.

[Miles]

Plus, I'd rather burn my money than soak my money.

[Charlie]

See, you know, smart. Smart.

[Miles]

And that's another thing that gets said on the 4th of July. Well, there goes 35 bucks.

[Charlie]

Yeah, yeah. And then someone's like, you know, all those are made in China, you know, isn't it ironic?

[Gunner]

We're.

[Miles]

We're light. Oh, well, I guess we are lighting it on fire. It's from China

[Charlie]

now. You know what I don't like? You know, I don't like that drone shows. I don't. Are you a drone show guy, Miles?

[Miles]

I've never actually seen one in person. I've only seen them on TV or the Internet. And it does seem like they're a little bit snobby.

[Charlie]

You know, it's a little elitist.

[Miles]

Drone artists are. I don't know what they're called.

[Charlie]

Droidists.

[Miles]

Droid.

[Charlie]

Droid is dry, like shart, drought.

[Miles]

They seem like they're better than fireworks.

[Charlie]

Yeah. And we. We all like you.

[Miles]

You.

[Charlie]

You're not like. They go out there, like, acting like they're Tom Cruise and Top Gun. Yeah, we know. You're like this Steve Aoki of operators. You're just pushing a friggin button up there, you know, and throwing a cake. Get out of here. You're not.

[Miles]

All the code that you typed in, it's doing all the work.

[Charlie]

Yeah. It probably came preloaded with the drones just as you got money. So it says.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

You know what would be fun, though? Drone hunting.

[Miles]

That would be fun with a gun on it.

[Charlie]

A shotgun. What you want to do is just get like a neighbor who's really into drones. And then you, like, get up into your.

[Miles]

I'm going to be honest with you, Charlie. I don't. I wouldn't trust you with a drone with a gun on it.

[Gunner]

Ever.

[Charlie]

No, I'm saying I'm shooting the drones.

[Miles]

God.

[Charlie]

Down.

[Miles]

You wanted to go down with a gun?

[Gunner]

No.

[Charlie]

Do what?

[Miles]

Have what now? What? What in the termin drone hunting? Like you're hunting stuff with the drone?

[Charlie]

No, I want to shoot drones.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

I want to. I want to like, like be holding up like four drones. Like, they're pheasants. You know, when I have them hanging on my wa. Keep the pheasants in the air. Drones on the wall.

[Miles]

You can mount. You get a drone mount.

[Charlie]

Mount the propellers, a European mount. It's just the propellers. Just bleach propellers on the wall.

[Miles]

The little stick with the propeller on it then put some velvet over it.

[Charlie]

I got my tag. I got three drone tags this year. I hate those fucking things. You know what, dude? The other night, I'm sitting there, okay, I'm at my cabin. I'm looking out the window. I'm like, where are you having dinner? It was me, my two of my sisters, one of their boyfriends, my mom. And I was like, you see that? They're like, what? I'm like, that light. They're like, it's a star. I was like, it's not a star. That's a drone. They're like, no, it's not. It was 9 o'.

[Gunner]

Clock.

[Charlie]

Dusk had not set in, and they were telling me, it's a star. I says, look up. Do you see any other stars? No, that's a drone. She pulled out her little planet app and she goes, it's a star. I was like, it's not a star. It's going to move. And then they started eating and ignoring me. And then I said, it moved. And they looked, they said, oh, yeah, there's a drone.

[Miles]

It wasn't pointed at you guys.

[Charlie]

Like, it was looking right at me.

[Miles]

So someone's spying on you?

[Charlie]

Someone's spying on me. But it was in the distance, you know? But they have magnetic. It's magnetic or not magnetic. They have telescoping cameras on. Yeah, that and. No, it's mass surveillance of the government, man. They got drones all over. They do. That's how they do it also.

[Miles]

How special do you think you are that the government is.

[Charlie]

They're not looking at me. They're not looking. I'm not that important. They're not looking at me. But they are surveilling something and they're doing it all the time. There's drones above us right now.

[Miles]

Is this your new thing?

[Charlie]

It was just kind of a fun little thing. I thought we were going to have fun with it. You weren't having fun with it.

[Miles]

I mean, you took it down. The government spying on us wrote, oh,

[Charlie]

wow, you know, it's a joke. Hey, it's the fourth of July. It's okay, you know, Come on, guys.

[Miles]

Anyways, I mean, my question was going to be like, how many extracurricular substances were you doing?

[Charlie]

Just one. Just one. But it did move. Stars don't move like that, Miles.

[Miles]

Stars have been a satellite.

[Charlie]

No, it's too close to be a satellite. And I got the knocks out and you could see it triangulating. You could see this was not a.

[Miles]

I don't, I don't think that that was used correctly.

[Charlie]

Triangulating. You would have known if you were there, Miles. You would have known if you were there. Oh, boy, I'm excited today, Miles. I'm excited. We got another banger episode of the Bellied up podcast. A special 4th of July 4th of

[Miles]

July fireworks for sale. Phantom fireworks right off 45.

[Charlie]

Should we take some callers? Let's do it, Miles. The fourth of July, it's like one of those holidays, you know. It's one of those holidays, you know. I'm talking about those holidays.

[Miles]

It's a holiday.

[Charlie]

Oh yeah. But where? Everyone's got the exact same plan. Head to the lake, visit the fam, go find a place to watch the fireworks. Grab your own fireworks, explode them in the street. The police come, you run. You don't have a finger, you know, and in that moment you're injured. Okay? On top of that you got people towing boats for the first time all year. Drivers unfamiliar with the area, folks making last second turns because they missed the firework parking entrance. Simple summer drive can turn complicated fast when everyone's trying to get somewhere at the same time and you're trying to get to the hospital because you don't have a fingie and you get there

[Miles]

and there's a line out the door.

[Charlie]

There's a line out the door just like. Yeah, yeah. And if holiday travel miles turns into an accident or injury, you know who's always there to help?

[Miles]

Nicolay Law. I believe it.

[Charlie]

Nicolay law.com 1855 Nicolay Miles, you know what's coming up?

[Miles]

Fourth of July fireworks. By what? Those glasses you're wearing right now are perfect fourth of July glasses. I mean because mine's, like, a little bit more like.

[Charlie]

You look like you're gonna fly me to gig. You look. You look like you're going to be hanging out with Tom Cruise in a fighter jet sometime soon.

[Miles]

That's right. And what's more American than fighter jets?

[Charlie]

Fourth of July?

[Gunner]

Nothing.

[Charlie]

Oh, okay.

[Miles]

Nothing.

[Charlie]

Nothing. And, folks, Shady Rays has all kinds of varieties of sunglasses. You can get these guys that I'm wearing right now. They're sort of the.

[Miles]

I think it says on the inside.

[Charlie]

Does it? These are the polarized. These are the Shady Rays. Cayman. Ooh. Cayman Islands. Okay. And then these ones are pros. These are the classic, man. These are the JFK right here. You see that? I mean, you know, you can find your Marilyn Monroe with these. And, Miles, I'll tell you what. We got a deal going on on these Shady Rays. Look, I like that these are red for red, white, and blue. But we got a deal for these Shady Rays right now, Miles, you can get two pairs of Shady Rays or more. Two or more. Your whole family can get. Or you can get all these styles here and just be a different kind of cool every day. But you just go to shadyrays.com shadyrays.com and then all you do is you type in the promo code. Bellied up. 50 off. Holy.

[Miles]

Two or more polarized.

[Charlie]

They're handing them out, Miles.

[Timmy Tango]

I know.

[Charlie]

Handing them out.

[Miles]

Now's the time. Now's the time.

[Charlie]

Now is the time. Check it out, you guys, and thank us later. Kendra.

[Kendra]

Hey. How's it going, guys?

[Charlie]

How you doing? Hey, was your dad a bow hunter?

[Kendra]

No. What's the joke?

[Charlie]

Ken draws back. Sorry, Kendra. I did that for Miles.

[Kendra]

He's.

[Charlie]

He's coming up with a list of my worst bits, so I want to give him a few.

[Gunner]

You.

[Miles]

I'm looking to do that at the end of the year.

[Charlie]

You'd add that one in and. What? Kendra, how you doing? Where are you calling us from?

[Kendra]

I'm good. I'm calling in from Michigan.

[Charlie]

Michigan where? Michigan

[Kendra]

Central, I guess. I don't know. In between Ann Arbor and Lansing.

[Charlie]

Oh, sure.

[Kendra]

Howell.

[Charlie]

Howell? Yeah. Howell, Michigan.

[Miles]

Those two cities are. Is the capital of Michigan. What is it, Charlie?

[Charlie]

Traverse City and what?

[Miles]

No, Ann Arbor and Lansing. Which one's the capital?

[Charlie]

Oh, I'm doing a show in Traverse City. That's why I brought that up. Next month, actually. What a plug. What was the question, Miles?

[Miles]

Lansing or Ann Arbor?

[Charlie]

Lansing.

[Miles]

Okay. All right.

[Charlie]

I lived in Ann Arbor for a couple months.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Anyway, Kendra, now that we got that going? How's Michigan this time of year?

[Kendra]

It's great. Lots of landscaping, and that's kind of stuff going on.

[Miles]

Wait, what? That's not a normal answer to that question.

[Charlie]

That was odder than Mys Fargo this

[Miles]

time of the year. Oh, yeah. We get lots of buildings.

[Kendra]

Well, good. Like landscaping. The weeds are growing. Like, I don't know. That's how Michigan is right now.

[Miles]

Okay. The weeds are growing.

[Kendra]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because I spent the whole weekend doing landscaping.

[Charlie]

Okay. Little context would have come a long way there.

[Kendra]

It's on the mine still.

[Charlie]

Okay. Were you weeding? You were pulling out the weeds, or were you trimming the hedges, getting the weed?

[Kendra]

Yeah, that. Yep, that too. And then yesterday, we put a new path down with rocks.

[Gunner]

Oh.

[Kendra]

So it was like demolition and then rebuild. So it was fun.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's fun. That's good.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Nice. Did you rent any cool power tools, landscaping tools from the home deskpot?

[Kendra]

No, just my temu. Little hand chainsaw.

[Miles]

Oh, you got one of those?

[Kendra]

Yeah, I saw you guys did a video on it, and my grandpa actually got me one. And it works good.

[Charlie]

Give it some time.

[Miles]

Works fine.

[Charlie]

How many times did you have to readjust the chain?

[Kendra]

It fell off once.

[Charlie]

So, yeah, I don't think you were working hard enough if it only fell off once.

[Kendra]

No, yeah, it must be. But yeah, so it went good. And then today, a guy was in the bed doing landscaping. That sounded bad, but he found a diamond gold ring.

[Charlie]

No.

[Kendra]

In there. Yeah. And he gave it to me, which is, like, crazy. I'm like, you could have pocketed this. But he didn't.

[Miles]

You realize he's just. He proposed to you. What did you say?

[Timmy Tango]

Was he on one knee?

[Charlie]

He was on two knees.

[Kendra]

He just said, I found a diamond ring. And I said, oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[Kendra]

Yeah. And then inside, it says. It's engraved. It says, with love, Jim. So I wonder, is there a story here?

[Charlie]

There's a story there, Kendra. Absolutely.

[Miles]

All right. Jim cheated on. On Sarah, and he. She threw the ring at him, and that's how it happened.

[Kendra]

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.

[Charlie]

Well, who owned your house before you? Obviously, Jim.

[Kendra]

Not a gym. No, it was like a Lawrence and Tracy.

[Charlie]

You gotta. You gotta go to the county and get the records of your household and find that gym. I mean, my God, that's is. Well, how big? How many carrots?

[Kendra]

So I actually took it to the pawn shop just now, and it's.

[Miles]

How much did you get for it?

[Kendra]

No, I didn't Sell it yet? They only quoted me 260 for the gold. And I'm like, I don't know.

[Charlie]

And how big of the carrot I cut you off?

[Kendra]

Three, four? I guess that's what she said. So that sounds like an engagement.

[Charlie]

A cheating ring is more like three carats. Failed engagement.

[Kendra]

I don't know what to do with it.

[Charlie]

Well, you go find that gem.

[Kendra]

Yeah, I find him and then what? Return it to him?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Okay.

[Miles]

There may be a lot of pain in that ring, Charlie.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Kendra, think about it. Think about it. This. You took it to the pawn shop. Your best you're getting is 260. They're not even giving you diamond money for it. Jim. It might have some sentimental value. He might give you like a thousand bucks for that.

[Kendra]

That'd be so cool. That's what I was expecting them. I was going in there, I felt like I was on that pawn shop show. And then she said 260.

[Charlie]

And I'm like, oh, okay, that's a low ball.

[Miles]

Get a second up.

[Kendra]

Yeah, definitely.

[Charlie]

Take it to Zales or. Or what? Not a sponsor. Take it there.

[Miles]

How is that the first diamond shop?

[Charlie]

That's the only one I know. Yeah, no, not that really. I was getting. Colleen left our company, so I got her a watch.

[Miles]

That is so strange.

[Charlie]

I thought it was a nice gift. Is that not a nice gift?

[Miles]

It is.

[Charlie]

Fuck.

[Miles]

Well, but maybe she would have stayed in your company if you would have got her that for being on your. In your company.

[Charlie]

Well,

[Miles]

seems like you're excited that she's leaving. Congratulatory gift.

[Charlie]

I thought it was nice. I was saying, what can I get her? Because usually I don't put thought into gifts. I'm like, here's some cash. You know, I give the grandma present, you know, cash and a card. But I figure if you're leaving, you know, maybe I get you a watch. What's wrong with Zales? Feel really self conscious right now. I thought it was a nice gift. That was a nice gift.

[Miles]

I just imagine you walking into a sales and being like, I, I, oh, hey there. I'd like to buy a watch for my employee that's leaving. And they're like, what the.

[Charlie]

They kind of did. They kind of did look at me straight. I was like, what's a nice watch? But, you know, not like.

[Miles]

Not like I'm trying to hook up with you, but more so like a, hey, thanks for working with me, but sayonar.

[Charlie]

Like, right this way, sir.

[Jared]

It's a Mickey Mouse watch.

[Kendra]

Oh, my God.

[Miles]

It's one with a calculator on it.

[Charlie]

Dude, those watches were so cool. Anyone with a calculator watch in grade

[Miles]

school is like, yeah, take that ring over to Zales. See what they say.

[Kendra]

They probably tell me it's fake and lowball me. I'm guessing.

[Miles]

Well, take pliers to the diamond. See if it crushes then, you know?

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Is that.

[Kendra]

Well, no. She told me the diamond was real.

[Miles]

What was?

[Kendra]

But they only buy gold.

[Miles]

What was the cut, clarity, and color of it?

[Kendra]

She didn't tell me all that. She said the diamond guy will be in tomorrow.

[Charlie]

And I'm like, okay, all right, all right.

[Kendra]

But at least I found a diamond ring. That's crazy.

[Charlie]

Well, you didn't find it.

[Miles]

Well, you hired the guy that. You hired the guy that did it, so.

[Kendra]

Yeah, all right. Sorry. Mason, you found it, not me.

[Charlie]

Mason, are you single?

[Kendra]

I am single. Yeah.

[Charlie]

How's. How's Mason?

[Miles]

Oh, actually, here. Here's a great thing. Does it fit on your finger? Wear it to the bar. Guys love a married woman.

[Kendra]

Oh, no, it doesn't fit, but I could always get it resized.

[Miles]

That would be crazy.

[Charlie]

Do it as a middle finger diamond ring.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

There you go.

[Miles]

I don't know why you do that.

[Charlie]

Because it didn't fit on a ring finger. Was it too big or too small?

[Kendra]

It's too big.

[Miles]

Sausage fingers.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do a thumb diamond engaged old sausage fingers.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Miles]

One thing I thought about when you were talking about doing that New Path, you know, I had this thought at the lake this weekend when I was doing my projects, and I was thinking, why am I doing this project? And then you go, oh, it's so that you can enjoy the lake. But as soon as you're done with that project, you then just start another project. So in reality, you're only doing these projects just so you can get to the next project.

[Charlie]

It's so other people can enjoy the lake is really what it comes down to.

[Kendra]

Yep.

[Charlie]

And I just thought about something, too. It makes sense that. It makes sense that she lost that finger because she was an old sausage fingers. It didn't fit her either.

[Miles]

It was her finger.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You're saying that there's maybe a finger that's associated. I was like, her finger got cut off. Miles, did he not say.

[Charlie]

No, I was thinking.

[Miles]

She said she lost a finger.

[Charlie]

No, I didn't mean to say that. I just meant the finger. The ring didn't fit her finger either. Because she lost it.

[Kendra]

Like, it slipped off.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So Jim, Jim, Jim. Kind of fat, shamed her is what you're saying by getting a ring that was too big?

[Charlie]

No, it'd be the opposite.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, something like that.

[Charlie]

Does the. Does the diamond ring fit on your thumb?

[Kendra]

No, it. Yeah,

[Miles]

this might be a ring from someone on our TLC show.

[Charlie]

Tlc? Oh, like Lobster hands or something? No, that's Jerry Springer. Oh, okay. I haven't watched TV since the 90s, Miles. So, Kendra, you did just call to tell us about your diamond ring here today, did you?

[Kendra]

No, it was. What was it about? Some Timmy Tango and Josh.

[Miles]

Here we go. Let's go.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know Timmy Tango?

[Kendra]

No.

[Charlie]

You like Pilates?

[Kendra]

I was defending. I do like Pilates and the hot yoga. I was defending that because Josh was talking crap about it.

[Charlie]

Whoa. I like this dude. The Timmy Tango drama.

[Miles]

Not expect someone to come to Timmy Tango's defense here, but here we have

[Charlie]

team on Kendra on Team Tango. Let's hear your hot take. Kendra.

[Kendra]

He's got a good thing going. I respect the angle he's trying to

[Miles]

pull,

[Kendra]

you know, because those women in there. I'm only 25, but those women are like 50 plus. They're really fit, man. Like, it's impressive. So. Yeah. So I give them credit, and I hope it's working out for him.

[Miles]

I mean, you sound, like, a little jealous.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Are you jelly?

[Kendra]

Of who? The women or Timmy Tango?

[Miles]

Well, both.

[Gunner]

Yes.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

No, I mean, yeah, I'm jealous of how athletic some of these women are, but no, I don't. I don't think Timmy Tango is my guy.

[Charlie]

Okay. You know, what are you looking for, Kendra?

[Kendra]

Tall, dark and handsome.

[Charlie]

Tall, dark and handsome. Okay. How tall?

[Kendra]

Well, I'm 5 4, so above that. Okay, 5 10. But no, really, just a good person is what I'm looking for. I've had some doozies.

[Miles]

Tibi Tango's your guy.

[Kendra]

Is he? I don't even remember what he's all about.

[Charlie]

He's 6 2.

[Kendra]

Oh, wow. So that's tall.

[Miles]

So you think that Timmy Tango is running a good game is what you're saying? You respect his game?

[Kendra]

Yeah, I do. I think it's a different approach for sure. But it just depends. Is he actually having success or are these moms looking at him like he's a little kid? You know, like a son?

[Miles]

I mean, I mean, there's probably some moms into that. I don't know.

[Kendra]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Miles]

So I think he's in a win win situation.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Timmy, Timmy Tango's been having success. From what?

[Miles]

Well, that's what Timmy Tango says.

[Charlie]

Well, I believe him. I'm not. I. I believe you're on Team Tango then too. I'm kind of Team Tango guy, you know?

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Are you Team Josh?

[Miles]

I'm not. I'm. I'm. I'm bipartisan.

[Charlie]

I like Josh too, don't get me wrong. But, you know, in this moment, I'm. I feel like I'm Team Tango. He's kind of out there living, doing it, you know? I think if Josh and Timmy Tango got together, those two could balance each other out pretty good. And they both be booed up within few weeks.

[Kendra]

Yeah. They both can learn from each other.

[Charlie]

Yeah, they. That like one's way over here, the other's way over here. They could kind of meet in the middle, find themselves a good first wife, you know?

[Miles]

And I think this is a good opportunity to start the Team Tango and Team Josh debate in the comments now.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So if you're listening to this and if you're on Team Tango, let everyone know. You gotta have a. There's gotta be a poll button on like Spotify or something, isn't there?

[Charlie]

Yeah, let's put a poll up there.

[Miles]

Team Tango and Team Josh. I'd love to know where everyone's at. So I did not anticipate this.

[Charlie]

No, I didn't either. I mean, Kendra, you would not consider a date with Josh?

[Kendra]

I don't think him and I are in the same ballpark.

[Charlie]

Why? What ballpark are you in?

[Kendra]

I'm older than him by like a couple years.

[Charlie]

That's nothing.

[Miles]

I mean, Timmy Tango doesn't view that as a problem.

[Kendra]

Yeah, and he doesn't seem like he's only been on one date. Right.

[Charlie]

Timmy Tango.

[Miles]

But he's no longer a virgin.

[Kendra]

No, no, no. Josh.

[Charlie]

Oh, Josh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kendra]

That doesn't mean anything. What's that matter?

[Miles]

It meant a lot to him.

[Kendra]

Oh, yeah. Sorry. Josh, your first time. It's special. That's good. No, because then he got all sweet on you guys, and now I felt like I was the bad guy.

[Charlie]

He's a real sweetheart.

[Miles]

It is tough to be Timmy. Team Tango after he got all sweet. Josh got all sweet on us.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And that's why I was a little taken aback that you quickly jumped on team.

[Charlie]

I forgot that he got sweet. I forgot he got sweet.

[Miles]

I'm not bad. Charlie is at taking a compliment is that he just immediately took the other guy's side.

[Charlie]

I took the compliment and I handed it off to Miles like a quarterback about to get sacked. I was like Take it, take it. I did a little shovel pass.

[Kendra]

I had to skip through it, like, honestly.

[Charlie]

Oh, well, that's good to hear. Is two guys who are running a podcast.

[Miles]

I had to listen to it on eight times speed.

[Kendra]

It was just sweet and it just made me kind of like, oh, me too, me too.

[Charlie]

I was skipping through it in real time. I was like, josh, can. This is nice. Can you talk at 1.7 speed right now?

[Miles]

All right, that's our new thing. If someone's going to compliment us, they. They need to do it at 2x speed.

[Charlie]

It's good. Help us. Help us with our comfort. No, Josh is a sweet guy. Real sweet guy.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

No, he is. No, no, hate here. I was just getting silly with the whole yoga, Pilates.

[Charlie]

Yeah, it's good to get silly as

[Miles]

the first member of team Tango. Charlie, second member of team Tango.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

What advice would you give to Timmy to help his chances with the pilates gals now that you're on the other side of it?

[Kendra]

Maybe recruit another female in there to like, help him get his in more, you know?

[Miles]

Got it. So try to make a buddy you need. A female mole is essentially what you're looking for.

[Kendra]

Exactly. Someone to talk him up when he's not there.

[Charlie]

Just really, you know, maybe like a 25 year old who enjoys landscaping.

[Miles]

Yeah, Maybe she, like, she has like a nickname for him. She just calls them the hammer.

[Charlie]

Oh, you call him Timmy Tango. I know him as Timmy the hammer.

[Miles]

Yeah. I like to imagine now Timmy is going to pilates cast class and introducing himself as Timmy Tango.

[Charlie]

I want, I hope that he has. I hope he's wearing yoga pants that say Timmy Tango on the ass.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Like the juicy used to be back in the day.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So female mole kind of get behind enemy lines is what you're saying?

[Kendra]

Yeah. Maybe get one of the instructors to like, shout him out during it sometimes they'll be like, yeah, good job, Timmy. Like, you know, I see you working like something like that.

[Gunner]

I don't know.

[Miles]

What do you think about him maybe wearing just like gray, only gray sweatpants to a class?

[Kendra]

Bad idea.

[Gunner]

Really?

[Charlie]

Yeah. I'll get swampy.

[Kendra]

I don't know. It gets hot in there, man.

[Charlie]

Swampy sweatshirt.

[Miles]

Because I know women.

[Kendra]

But maybe after. Yeah, maybe after. Before, you know, he like, puts them on and, you know, now he's casual. Casual to me.

[Charlie]

So you said that you were in. In some relationships before. Did you. Were you dating any Timmy Tangos in your life?

[Kendra]

No. What does that mean exactly?

[Charlie]

You know, you know, Timmy Tango Tango energy, you know?

[Kendra]

No, I had one guy tell me he hated me because I had AT&T and I had bad service.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[Kendra]

Isn't that crazy? We were at a. A tailgate where there's like 50,000 people. So that's why I had bad service.

[Charlie]

But now. Did you really have bad service or did you just find a cuter guy at some other tailgate?

[Kendra]

No, I had bad service AT T sucks over here.

[Charlie]

So there's no reason to hate you though, Kendra.

[Kendra]

That's what I'm saying. Charlie.

[Miles]

That's like the most. That's the least understanding man in the world.

[Charlie]

Was he joking? Was he joking or did he actually did it?

[Kendra]

No, he was like angry. Like upset. Like, I'm like, are you gonna hit me right now?

[Charlie]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Kendra]

Yeah, it was. It was bad. Yeah. Thankfully we were in public and like all my friends were around, but I'm like, this is like. He was getting really upset because, you know, drinks were flowing and I'm like, yeah, this is.

[Charlie]

That's a wonderful.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's maybe a good like. Like boyfriend test. Get AT&T. Have your service response, you know?

[Kendra]

Exactly. That'll be the test.

[Charlie]

Any. Is that the craziest X of yours?

[Kendra]

Yeah, I would say so. That's pretty up there. I had a guy. Never mind.

[Miles]

Ah, come on.

[Charlie]

Come on now.

[Kendra]

Come on.

[Charlie]

We're all just sitting around at the bar, you know. You're gonna have to tell us now.

[Kendra]

Yeah, you know the classic cheating stories, that kind of stuff. Yeah, like he was subscribed to a bunch of Only fan girls. Yeah. Just.

[Charlie]

Was he cheap on top of it? Was he like making you go Dutch?

[Kendra]

No, dude, he was love bombing me. Like he bought me a yeti cooler Holy shirt.

[Miles]

Just imagine what he was. Just imagine what he was buying those. Only fans,

[Kendra]

dude. I know, but I still made out good with the yeti stuff.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Did you resell it?

[Kendra]

Yeah, no, I still it every time I.

[Charlie]

God damn your phone service, dude.

[Miles]

Do you have at? Because that sucks.

[Kendra]

Did I just cut out?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Honestly though, I've. I've never hit a woman, but I'm starting to think about it right now. Due to your 18.

[Kendra]

Yeah. See, I think I'm starting to get

[Miles]

what that guy was talking about.

[Charlie]

Definitely did raise some eyebrows at the bar. Just. And Miles. Yeah.

[Miles]

This is a comedy podcast.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

All jokes. All jokes.

[Miles]

Sometimes I do forget we are in public and there's like people just going about their day while we do this.

[Charlie]

Yeah. So he cheated on you or he was. Is subscribing to an only fans girl cheating, or did he cheat on you with another woman in person?

[Kendra]

That's the dilemma, right? The topic. It's like, was he talking to anyone physically doing that? Because he was like Snapchatting girls too, but I don't know if he ever physically met up with these girls. So is it like emotionally cheating or physical?

[Charlie]

It's a new question in this technology.

[Miles]

We haven't had that question up until now.

[Charlie]

Yeah. What defines cheating?

[Kendra]

Okay, well, what do you think?

[Miles]

I mean, I think probably emotionally cheating is a real thing.

[Charlie]

Unless. Unless he was snapping Willy picks and getting some snaps back. That sounds like it's on the verge of. Because it's not much emotions there. It's just. Let me see your parts. I show you mine.

[Gunner]

Okay.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Charlie]

And then that seems. Well, am I wrong, Kendra? That seems more physical.

[Kendra]

Now we have a new pretty transactional.

[Miles]

It's digitally physical is what you're saying. Cheating.

[Charlie]

I think digitally physical. Did he. Did he. Was he sending pictures of his emotions, Kendra? Yeah, I don't think so. I think the only emotion he was showing was excitement. And to me, that's more of a physical thing, not how you like to see it go down.

[Gunner]

Now, were these.

[Charlie]

Were all these. Were all these gals on his payroll or was he doing this with some. Some. Some strangers? Strangers?

[Miles]

What do you mean, his payroll?

[Charlie]

Like, was he just paying for these pics? I don't know how this works. I've never. I've never done. Only fans. Never done. Never gone down there.

[Miles]

How did you find it out?

[Kendra]

He was showing me something on his phone and then. And then a notification popped up. I know. Like, at least silence your notifications.

[Charlie]

Yeah, bro. You know, like, lie to me.

[Kendra]

Come on.

[Charlie]

Come on. I mean, what that shows is he's not responsible, which is almost a bigger issue.

[Kendra]

Yeah, exactly.

[Charlie]

It's good you found out. What, what popped up? An only fans notification.

[Kendra]

A Snapchat notification with a girl's name. So then I did the old, I'm not proud of this, but we were drinking, so I grabbed his phone, and then I opened it and started looking at it. And then there was just like 20 girl names in there. And then it was just a mess.

[Charlie]

Did you then go into his photos and find the evidence?

[Kendra]

No, it just like unfolded from that because then I threw my yeti can cooler that he got me. I threw it at him and then.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[Kendra]

And then all the stuff happened.

[Charlie]

You must be strong.

[Kendra]

No, no, the can was still full, so that's why it had some Weight to it.

[Charlie]

Oh, okay.

[Miles]

I mean, he's got weight to him, regardless. That's like throwing a brick at someone.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

Oh, my God. He's fine. He's fine.

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[Miles]

Would you have felt the same way if tailgate buddy threw a can koozie at you? You would be like, wow, he's crazy and abusive, but when you throw the can koozie, all of a sudden he's fine.

[Kendra]

All right, I see your point. I'm in the wrong for that one.

[Charlie]

Do girls do only fans? Like. Like.

[Miles]

Like, is there guys sling. Slinging wieners on only fans?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Like, do you. Do any of your girlfriends or any of your girlfriends subscribe to a guy Only fan?

[Kendra]

No.

[Miles]

That is. No one talks about that.

[Charlie]

No one talks about that's what we do here.

[Miles]

Should be a guy slinging brain on.

[Charlie]

There's gotta be some brain slingers. And, you know, I mean, that's. We talk about the stuff no one else talks about here on the Belly Dub podcast.

[Miles]

And also light bulb moment for us.

[Charlie]

Hey, maybe we should.

[Miles]

We got a content team. We don't have to do it all by ourselves.

[Charlie]

No, we. And no face. Just brain.

[Miles]

No case.

[Charlie]

No face, no case. All brain all day, dude.

[Miles]

You know, we could do. We could do like, feet picks, but like the Midwest version where we, like, stick our toes through the holes in the croc.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's gotta be erotic. Let me see. It's peeking. That's okay. That. That's like that side profile. That's the free version right there with the socks. If you want to see some cuticle, you gotta spill. Spill some cash.

[Miles]

Laying brain on only fans.

[Charlie]

Hanging brain. Kendra, you got your friends in only fans.

[Kendra]

No, no. Do you.

[Charlie]

I know some people who are. Yeah. They're not, like, doing the. The full go as you will. They. They say that they are using it to promote their business, their comedy. Some comedians. Some comedians I know are on it,

[Miles]

and they're just not getting naked.

[Charlie]

Not getting naked, but, like, I don't know, maybe like, I don't know what they do. Bikinis, perhaps?

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You and I could just do banana hammocks only.

[Charlie]

I think we should just do an only fan together and just go to Goodwill and find a bunch of fans, you know, and just put it in the box. Can draw the fans. Put it in there.

[Kendra]

Just be fans.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Only fans is what we could do.

[Kendra]

That'd be good.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that. That's. That's. Someone else, I'm sure, came up with that. That's not very Original Ken draw, though. That's. That's gold.

[Kendra]

Y. I've never heard that one before,

[Miles]

so you won't ever hear it again either. That is a one of a kind.

[Kendra]

That's right.

[Charlie]

All right, well, so. So. And then. So one guy is. Is tell you he hates you, the other guy tells you he loves you, but then he's loving on all these only fans gals.

[Kendra]

Exactly.

[Charlie]

What? Any keepers? Ones that got away?

[Kendra]

No.

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[Kendra]

What? No, I don't think so. Well, yeah, actually, there is this one guy, but he lives in Traverse City.

[Charlie]

Oh. I got a show coming up in Traverse City in late August. You want me to get you tickets? And him.

[Miles]

Get to him, too.

[Charlie]

Two tickets, front row.

[Kendra]

That would be awesome.

[Charlie]

Yeah. What's his name?

[Kendra]

Gunner.

[Charlie]

Gunner.

[Miles]

You know how to pick him? I love it.

[Charlie]

Gunner is his last name. Hunter. Gunner Hunter. Traverse City. What's it. You don't have to say his last name. But what'd you like about Gunner, aside for his name? What a badass name. Dude, I wish I was.

[Kendra]

Well, we grew up going to the same school, same area, you know? And I don't know. He's just hilarious. He's like the one guy that, like, I feel like I can just laugh with, you know?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

Like he knows me.

[Miles]

So what happened with Gunner?

[Kendra]

We live too far apart.

[Charlie]

No.

[Miles]

Does he feel the same way about you that you feel?

[Kendra]

I think he did at one point.

[Charlie]

Oh. When was the last time you talked to Gunner?

[Kendra]

Eight months ago.

[Charlie]

What'd you say to him?

[Kendra]

I don't remember. But we just talked about it again. Yeah.

[Charlie]

You know, about that connection.

[Kendra]

That's right. And then he just. Yeah, we just live too far apart.

[Charlie]

Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Miles]

Well, do you think we could call him? I think we could patch him in.

[Charlie]

I think that might be hilarious. Let's invite him to the show. Just as friends. Just as friends, Kendra. Just as friends.

[Miles]

I mean, I'm not gonna just ask them just about friends stuff.

[Charlie]

No, I'm. Well, I was gonna lie, but, you know, Kendra, how would that even work? How would that work? You just say. You say add, Call.

[Miles]

ADD Call.

[Kendra]

And then I would just call him.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

And then you merge the calls.

[Kendra]

This would be really good radio for you guys.

[Charlie]

Awesome. Killer radio.

[Miles]

You think? I'm just suggesting things because they'd be boring to listen to.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Might as well.

[Charlie]

You might as well.

[Kendra]

He's gonna love it.

[Miles]

Does he know who we are?

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Okay. That helps, Charlie.

[Charlie]

It helps a lot. Gives us Framing.

[Miles]

I'm kind of nervous now.

[Charlie]

I am.

[Miles]

My heart's beating.

[Charlie]

Never met a Gunner.

[Miles]

Dude, one. I've never done this before. We're doing live. This is a dating show.

[Charlie]

I know this is. We can't say that off the top, though. No, no, no.

[Miles]

Let's play it cool.

[Charlie]

Play cool. We're just being a friend. Just being a buddy at the park.

[Miles]

I heard you were a fan, you know.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Hey, we got good news.

[Miles]

Just wanted to introduce us.

[Charlie]

I gotta invite you to the show. Two Miles, bring the family. You can go to Mackinac island after.

[Miles]

Okay, that's fine. I won't go.

[Charlie]

But no, come to Traverse City. Fly into Green Bay. We'll take the cruise ship over. It's the ferry. Is this Gunner?

[Gunner]

Okay, Gunner, this is Gunner.

[Charlie]

Oh, God, Gunner. Listen to that voice. What's up, man?

[Miles]

Sound better than what I thought you

[Gunner]

were sounding in the car wash stripping these mats out.

[Charlie]

Damn, dude. I respect everything you say, Gunner. I don't even. Yeah, you got great tonality in your voice. I love your name.

[Gunner]

Thank you. Yeah, you're really edging right off the bat.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we're getting going.

[Miles]

Gun Charlie's been glazing you. Ever see you?

[Gunner]

I'm a little sober for that, but I don't mind.

[Charlie]

Hey, well, we'll change that. Gunner, what are you. What are you. What are you up to at the end of August?

[Gunner]

At the end of August?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

My birthday.

[Charlie]

What day? What day is your birthday, Gunner?

[Gunner]

August 29th.

[Charlie]

29th. Well, I got good news for you, Gunner, because the night. The eve of your birthday on the 28th, I'm going to be in Traverse City doing a show with Miles. Miles is definitely coming. And Kendra, we were just talking to her, and I was trying to give him picture to come up, and she said, well, I know someone in Traverse City.

[Gunner]

And I said, boy, does he?

[Charlie]

I says, well, do you, Gunner?

[Miles]

You're going to the show.

[Charlie]

You're going to the show, Gunner, for free.

[Gunner]

I'll go to the show.

[Miles]

All right, but you have to go with Kendra. Is the.

[Charlie]

Kendra's coming?

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

Oh, my God.

[Gunner]

That's fine. Kendra's my dog.

[Charlie]

Your dog?

[Kendra]

Fine. And I'm your dog.

[Charlie]

Damn.

[Gunner]

Wait, what. What day, though? Because I fly to Italy. August 31st.

[Charlie]

Oh. Oh, damn. Must be going good at the car wash, dude.

[Gunner]

Oh, I don't work at the car wash. I'm washing my car. Yeah, I'm out here collecting all these quarters, and they got me going halfway across the back country.

[Charlie]

Hell, yeah, dude. You collect Those quarters, that'll get you right over to Rome.

[Gunner]

I'm working on it.

[Charlie]

So the. I'm there the 27th and the 28th. Two nights in Traverse City. You tell me the date.

[Gunner]

You tell me. Pick one, and I'll be.

[Charlie]

Let's go 28th, because you're gonna turn. How old are you turning? 26.

[Gunner]

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

[Charlie]

I know a lot about you, Gunner.

[Gunner]

Apparently.

[Miles]

Gunner, I got a question for you. Unrelated to the show. You called Kendra dog, and she seemed to be a little upset about that. What's going on there?

[Gunner]

There's no way she's upset about that. I'm speaking common verbiage for where we're from. Kendra, that's like a sign of admiration.

[Charlie]

Oh, so you admire Kendra.

[Gunner]

Surely.

[Charlie]

All right, there's some admiration here. Okay. I'm starting to sense a little.

[Miles]

Yeah. How do you guys know each other again?

[Gunner]

Oh, yay.

[Charlie]

Way back.

[Gunner]

Elementary school, initially, and then we had a little rekindling last summer.

[Charlie]

A rekindling?

[Gunner]

I don't think I've talked to her in probably seven months.

[Charlie]

Maybe eight months, actually.

[Miles]

So you guys. You guys actually.

[Gunner]

Yeah, like, six, seven months.

[Miles]

So you guys dated last summer?

[Gunner]

No.

[Kendra]

No.

[Charlie]

What'd you do?

[Gunner]

It was like dating, but for, like, a day. Whatever you call that happen.

[Kendra]

I was up there for work.

[Charlie]

Huh?

[Kendra]

I was up there.

[Gunner]

I know a guy.

[Kendra]

It was my day, and it was.

[Charlie]

Oh, you went on a date.

[Gunner]

We started.

[Charlie]

Nice.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Where'd you go?

[Gunner]

We went to Blue Tractor in Traverse City, which is since closed, so good luck trying to replicate.

[Charlie]

Darn it. Darn it.

[Gunner]

I know 101.

[Miles]

So. Okay, see, one of this date. You guys both seem like it said awesome. Why. Why wasn't there a second date?

[Gunner]

She lives four hours away.

[Charlie]

Four hours?

[Gunner]

Well, there's more to it, but I'll let her take it away. Kendra.

[Kendra]

Well, that's what I said. You live too far apart.

[Charlie]

No, but there's more to it than that. We just heard.

[Gunner]

Oh, there sure is, but it's not my story to tell.

[Charlie]

Kendra. Kendra. Well, there must be.

[Gunner]

Look, I got the boys on my side now.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

What are you doing?

[Charlie]

Yeah, we twisted these tables. What more is there? Kendra.

[Kendra]

Oh, is it. Is there that? Because after we did that, and then I was like, oh, basically, I want to start dating you. And then you're, like, too far apart. So then I moved on and started dating someone else.

[Charlie]

Oh, no, that's fine.

[Gunner]

I kind of wanted to see what you'd come up with, but that'll work.

[Charlie]

Oh, who is that?

[Kendra]

Not it. Is there other?

[Gunner]

No, there's actually nothing to it. She just goes far away. She's cool, though.

[Charlie]

Who is she dating? Who is she dating?

[Gunner]

Oh, some fucking bald dork.

[Miles]

Bald dork.

[Gunner]

He was like, 63 years old.

[Charlie]

63.

[Miles]

That's why she likes Timmy Tango.

[Charlie]

She likes Timmy Tango because Timmy Tango is into the cougars. You're into the man cougars.

[Kendra]

He's 30 years old, okay. And, yeah, he sucks. Now, he's the one that said, I hate you. And, oh, yeah, cooler on the ground, I mean.

[Miles]

Also, though, Miles.

[Gunner]

Miles. Ask me how many times I've told Kendra I hate her.

[Miles]

How many?

[Gunner]

None. Not one.

[Charlie]

Kendra, what were you thinking with this guy?

[Miles]

What I will have to say is that it would be hard to be in a relationship with Kendra four hours away, because communication wise, she has at T. That's true. So how are you guys even supposed

[Charlie]

to have phone calls, right? Start first. Start. You got to get that T Mobile subscription, Kendra, if this thing's gonna work

[Jared]

out,

[Gunner]

keep her homebound.

[Charlie]

There you go.

[Miles]

Otherwise she's gonna run into another bald dork.

[Gunner]

Yeah, I know. I hate bald. Door. I am rapidly receding, but for the time being. I hate bald dorks.

[Charlie]

I'm rapidly receding. Gotta get on that propecia.

[Gunner]

Gunner, no. I tried it all. If you want to talk. I've done it all. You've done Itling, Minoxidil, finasteride. Finasteride works. I'll support that.

[Charlie]

Why don't you take a little detour and go to Turkey on your way to Italy? Get those.

[Gunner]

Oh, buddy. It's in the box.

[Charlie]

Nice. Nice.

[Gunner]

I'm in an apprenticeship right now, so I still gotta wear the hard hat, and I don't have enough vacation saved up yet, but once I do, I'm taking a little time off. Little vacay.

[Charlie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gunner]

Coming back sculpted. New man.

[Charlie]

Sculpted is right.

[Miles]

All right. So. All right, let me. Let me get my head straight here. We will have to say, Gunner, we did. We. We were trying to ease into it, but she did fill us in a little bit about your guys relationship beforehand. When we talked to her, she. She basically said that you're the one that got away and that it seems she made it seem like she was upset it didn't work out. But then we talked to you, and it sounds like you only wanted it to work out, but she's in fact the one that cut it off.

[Gunner]

Yeah, I think that's just kind of like a classic, classic girl thing. They're like, oh, I'M gonna act like I was super involved. It wasn't super involved. I'd go an extra mile for you. You know what I mean? It's like they give you the little reach around and they're just. They're goofing. You.

[Kendra]

Reach around any day, Connor.

[Gunner]

Whoa. I know you would.

[Timmy Tango]

Damn.

[Kendra]

Listen.

[Gunner]

Wow.

[Miles]

I am audio.

[Gunner]

Hey, let's all talk one at a time. It might be easier that way.

[Miles]

Kendra, you go ahead. I go ahead.

[Kendra]

I moved on because you told you denied me after I poured my heart out there.

[Gunner]

Correct.

[Kendra]

After all these years, you know.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Kendra]

I finally made a click in my head.

[Gunner]

I'm walking around self car wash right now. Like I haven't even put a quarter in the fucking thing yet. I'm just meandering now. My truck's unlocked, keys are in it. Someone can just take all my shit.

[Charlie]

That's love, man.

[Jared]

That's love.

[Charlie]

You forgot about everything else. Everything else.

[Gunner]

I might as well be laying on the bed with my feet in there wiggling them.

[Charlie]

Damn. Oh, hey, with Gunner, you think you still got. You still got some feelings in the tank for Kendra despite her bald dork? Bald dork?

[Gunner]

I don't know. I'll have to search within, but I'm sure I can muster something up.

[Charlie]

Kendra, what do you think? Can you muster something up?

[Kendra]

Well, yeah, but I just don't see how it's not gonna keep from repeating.

[Gunner]

So whether we continue this phone call for an hour or two more seconds, she still lives four hours away.

[Charlie]

Well, four hours. What's so. What's so wrong with four hours?

[Miles]

Charlie's girlfriend's way further than that.

[Charlie]

Yeah, she lives like six hours away.

[Gunner]

Better man than me.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

I mean like I need some. I need some attention. I need to be like, I'm not like a. Oh, see you on the weekend. I need like, see you when I get home. See you every day.

[Charlie]

You got another gal you're chit chat with these days, Gunner?

[Gunner]

No. Country's actually the last woman I looked at, which is kind of fucking weird. You asked me. Wow.

[Charlie]

God. I think you guys are playing a little hard to get a Gunner. One other question. Are you subscribed to anyone's only fans?

[Gunner]

Anyone's only fans?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

No, that's like pitiful. Strip clubs. Big. No, no. If you can't get it for free, you shouldn't be there in the first place.

[Miles]

There we go.

[Charlie]

There you go. Kendra, you're a nerd.

[Gunner]

There's free porn everywhere on the Internet. Why are you paying for it? I'll never understand that. Ever. Wow.

[Charlie]

Isn't that just music to your ears, Kendra?

[Miles]

So here's another question. Why do you guys have to live four hours away? Why do you guys have to live four hours away?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Who's got the better job?

[Gunner]

I got a job in Traverse.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Kendra]

I just got a house down here in my hometown, which Gunner's not a fan of.

[Miles]

So. Why do you have to live in your hometown?

[Gunner]

Oh, this is where I'm gonna lose in Kendrick. Because they're gonna be like, yup, we love everything you said about how they're good old Midwest boys, so they're just gonna be like, hey. That's what I know. So I like it too.

[Charlie]

Well, he's got us down.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Hey, argue with you, Gunner. Gunner, you better start, like, changing your attitude a little bit here, because Kendra's a hot commodity. She just got proposed to today by a landscaper.

[Gunner]

Yeah. So that's kind of the problem because she'll entertain that shit all day, which I do like. And I like the entertainment value of it. Like, the little back and forth where it's like. Like we could be walking in public together. Some guy could be like, what's up, baby? And she'd be like, hey. And I'd be like. Like, I'm cool with it because I think it's funny.

[Miles]

And I'm. No, you gotta kick his.

[Gunner]

But Kendra's a little flirt. She'll flirt with anything for fun, though, not desire. I'm backing you up.

[Miles]

That doesn't make me and Charlie feel very good. Because she didn't try and flirt with us at all.

[Charlie]

Not even close.

[Timmy Tango]

And you said she met you guys in person.

[Gunner]

She would. She 100?

[Kendra]

No, because they're spoken for. I'm not that kind of gal.

[Gunner]

That's true. Respectable woman.

[Charlie]

I'm excited. I'm excited for this. I like how on this phone call. Go ahead.

[Miles]

If. If you guys lived in the same town, would you guys be dating?

[Gunner]

No. I'd find something else to about. I don't know. We definitely would have.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's so sad to me.

[Gunner]

She's like, okay, good answer.

[Charlie]

Let's. Let's say.

[Gunner]

Yeah, no, we definitely would have.

[Charlie]

Are you guys, like, end game? You guys are each other's end games? Is that it? Like, you're gonna go live your life? Gunner's gonna go out to Italy, have his fun with those Italian ladies,

[Gunner]

maybe

[Charlie]

go to Turkey, get that hair. Kendra's waiting for the hair.

[Gunner]

But see, I want someone to do all that with me. That's the issue.

[Charlie]

You want someone to go get hair.

[Miles]

You're saying that Kendra's just too much of a hometown body.

[Gunner]

We could both come back all bimboed up. That could be something.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Kendra, what do you want?

[Gunner]

Oh, yeah, if I'm getting new hair, what do you want? We get a two for one.

[Kendra]

What do I want done?

[Gunner]

Yeah, like, after they frolic with my follicles, they could do something to you. Oh.

[Kendra]

Oh, my God. No comment right now.

[Charlie]

Gunner. Gunner, did you hear Kendra when she said I have a passport, too?

[Gunner]

Oh, I don't.

[Charlie]

Kendra, what are you doing on the 30th?

[Kendra]

31st.

[Gunner]

31st, actually, no, I'll do you one better. I'm booking a Costa Rica trip right now. In what weekend is this? July. July 21st to the 30th.

[Charlie]

Are you inviting us or Kendra?

[Gunner]

Why would I invite Kendra?

[Miles]

Yeah, I'll be there.

[Gunner]

I'm inviting Kendra. She's sitting there flapping that passport in the wind. But let's see if you want to get it stamped.

[Kendra]

Oh, you're inviting me to go to Costa Rica with you in a month.

[Gunner]

Oh, look at the sassy attitude already, boys. This is the problem.

[Charlie]

Kendra.

[Gunner]

Kendra, she tripping. She's like, are we going?

[Kendra]

More of like a question mark.

[Gunner]

Okay, the tonage is weird, but I'll ignore it. Yeah, it was an invite.

[Kendra]

I'm available.

[Charlie]

Oh, she's available. Go pawn that diamond ring, Kendra. You got a flight to book. Wow, look at that.

[Kendra]

Me.

[Gunner]

I'll take care of it.

[Charlie]

You're taking care.

[Miles]

You guys, Charlie and I come too.

[Charlie]

Yeah, as long as we're throwing.

[Gunner]

I invited you and you. You deferred.

[Charlie]

Did we defer? I don't think we deferred to Costa Rica.

[Gunner]

You go, are you inviting me? Or you go, are you inviting us? Or Kendra and I go, why would I invite Kendra?

[Charlie]

Oh, that's right.

[Miles]

That was just a question.

[Gunner]

Okay, passports in here.

[Miles]

I actually said I'm going.

[Gunner]

Uber gear on.

[Charlie]

Miles and I are already going. Okay, we'll be in. We'll be in the honeymoon suite next door.

[Miles]

We can just sit in the chair in the corner.

[Gunner]

Interesting. Mind if I take a couple pictures?

[Charlie]

Sure. Come on in.

[Miles]

We'll take the chair in the corner. Yeah, we'll bring a camera.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Thing with all those for you, they come with.

[Miles]

He's got a head mount.

[Gunner]

I'm more of like a chest mount guy than like, a head mount. I don't want, like, true point of view a little too far away. Once you get this island going you

[Charlie]

got a lot of money, dude. And a chest mount. We were curious. Are you. Are you slinging brain on only fans, dude?

[Gunner]

No, I work blue collar like a dumbass.

[Miles]

No, dude, you.

[Kendra]

You.

[Miles]

That's. That's your end. I feel like women would be into a blue collar guy slinging brain.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

Good call. What do you think, Kendra?

[Kendra]

Whoa.

[Gunner]

Thanks for setting me up with Kendra, but I think I just found my true passion.

[Charlie]

Hey, she. She can be your producer, man.

[Gunner]

Producing what?

[Miles]

Slinging, Producing.

[Gunner]

Tighter pants on me.

[Charlie]

Yeah, There you go.

[Kendra]

Whoa. All right.

[Charlie]

All right. Well, well.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Kendra]

So great.

[Miles]

All right, well, here's the thing. Are you actually accepting his offer to go to Costa Rica in July?

[Kendra]

If I have enough vacation time.

[Gunner]

Oh, my God. Quit your job. Let's run away to Costa Rica.

[Kendra]

All right, listen here. What are we gonna do? We're gonna go have an awesome, lovely week together and then come back home and. All right. Yeah.

[Charlie]

You'll see him in Traverse City, and

[Miles]

then you're gonna see him again in August at Charlie's show. Yeah, you guys are going to.

[Gunner]

Oh, you guys, you're missing out on the big point. Andrew just bought a starter home in a horrible town and she can't leave it.

[Charlie]

What is. Kendra? What do you do? What do you do?

[Kendra]

I sell PPE equipment and stuff.

[Gunner]

I use her ppe, actually.

[Charlie]

Do you?

[Kendra]

Yeah, Isn't it?

[Gunner]

So she left me with a little gift. It was actually cute.

[Charlie]

Oh, this is so sweet.

[Miles]

I mean, you guys, why Kendra? What's the real reason why you won't go move to where he's at?

[Gunner]

I'm not gonna.

[Kendra]

I don't know. I need more. I'm not gonna just move somewhere to be with a guy, you know?

[Gunner]

I mean, yeah, stay at home and be miserable. That's a better idea.

[Kendra]

Wait, so you're saying I should come move up there with you and then what, Chase you around everywhere? Like, I don't know.

[Gunner]

Oh, keep talking. My pants are getting tight.

[Kendra]

All right.

[Gunner]

You know what I mean?

[Kendra]

Like, I don't want. I don't know. I don't want. That's scary, gentlemen.

[Gunner]

I figure I fear there's no resolution to any of this. That over a phone call?

[Miles]

Well, fear can be overcome here, Charlie. She said she's scared that. Scared to do that. Fear can be overcome.

[Charlie]

Oh, overcome. Yes. Yes, it can. It can be Undercome. Here's the thing. Put that in the deal. Look, you guys, you got a big old summer love coming up, okay? No strings attached, no nothing. Just have fun with it. You know.

[Gunner]

And you can't do that.

[Charlie]

You can't do that. Kendra. Well. And so you don't want to move back on her because you hate your hometown. Is that it?

[Gunner]

Yeah, it's bun.

[Charlie]

It's Bung Buns. Oh, Buns. Got it.

[Kendra]

Yeah. But like, yeah. Traverse City is so good for you because you're so like adventurous and all that.

[Gunner]

Okay. And so could you. So you're saying a good thing compared to howl.

[Kendra]

You know? I know, right.

[Gunner]

So why still live in Harlem? How's the stand? Like you're just stuck.

[Kendra]

Yeah, but I have my nice home and I'm two minutes from my dad's lake and I can go there and go hang out.

[Gunner]

Oh, so this is about the lake. All right, I think we're all wrapped up.

[Charlie]

No, I think we're just starting. I think you guys are really hitting on something. How does that make you feel?

[Gunner]

Gunna. I live on Lake Michigan. That's not enough. She'd rather live on her four acre lake back home.

[Charlie]

I hear it's a great lake. Kendra.

[Miles]

Nice. That one was.

[Gunner]

Thank you.

[Miles]

Going on the list. Let's go.

[Kendra]

Oh my God.

[Gunner]

Yeah. But did you before this all started? No.

[Kendra]

No, I didn't.

[Gunner]

Okay, good.

[Charlie]

She. She's so in love with you, Gunner.

[Miles]

They're both so in love with each other and I hate this.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you guys are like playing like

[Miles]

I'm hating this because you guys are so in love. But there's like one minor thing about each of you that you guys are irritated with and that's keeping you from love. Yeah, I don't like that.

[Gunner]

Yeah. Non negotiables are unfortunately not negotiable.

[Charlie]

He's vacuuming his car.

[Gunner]

Someone's behind me in the car was fine. So I gotta get this going.

[Charlie]

All right.

[Miles]

Can we at least commit to Costa Rica and Charlie show? Can we commit to that?

[Gunner]

That I don't have to speak on that.

[Kendra]

Do you want me to go with you? Gunners? Do you really want me to go with you to Costa Rica?

[Gunner]

No, I just want to look like we hang up. I'll text you and be like, never mind.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

No, I'm serious. I'll take you.

[Kendra]

Okay. I go with you.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Gunner]

I know you're just saying that, but. All right.

[Kendra]

What were you gonna say? Oh, okay.

[Gunner]

I don't know. My brain's kind of going like a million miles a minute right now, so I don't know. We did am sure it wasn't that significant though.

[Charlie]

All right, we're clearly on speaker in the backseat Of Gunner's car. So we are going to let you guys figure this out. Kendra. Kendra, text me your name and Gunner's name. We'll put you guys on the list, all right?

[Kendra]

Oh, my God. All right. Thank you.

[Charlie]

All right.

[Miles]

And you're gonna need to call back in at. In September with the bellied update, good, bad, or otherwise.

[Gunner]

Love it.

[Timmy Tango]

Perfect.

[Charlie]

All right. All right, we'll see you guys soon, lovebirds.

[Miles]

Later.

[Kendra]

All right. Thank you, guys.

[Charlie]

Sometimes magic just happens, Miles. Sometimes it just happens. You know, those guys are so in love. So they. They want angst.

[Miles]

They want to have so much sex with each other.

[Charlie]

I know. You can just tell.

[Miles]

Cut it through the phone.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Cut the sexual tension with a butter knife through the phone.

[Charlie]

I know. I could hear gunners hard on. It was kind of uncomfortable, if I'm being honest. I was trying to get off that call five different times, and you're like, wait, wait.

[Miles]

Good marketing, though, for his only fans.

[Charlie]

Right?

[Miles]

Really painted a picture.

[Charlie]

I mean, I don't care what his last. I wish I asked his last name. Gunner is a great first name for an only. Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, that's the closest we've ever been to actually finding love on this podcast.

[Charlie]

I think so. I really think so.

[Miles]

And that. And usually it never works out when we say, hey, get him on the line.

[Charlie]

Yeah. I can't believe she did that. You know, that she. She wasn't gonna text him. He was playing the thing where he wasn't gonna text her. Kind of one of those relationships where, like, every nine months it boils up and you get that text and you're like, oh, here it is.

[Miles]

One Ted too much to drink.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I also think that she was like. That took us zero convincing for her to call him. That took him zero convincing to get on the line.

[Charlie]

I know she's there. It is for sure there. She. You can tell. Just neither wanted to be the one to reach out to the other because they were both a little hurt.

[Miles]

And I'm glad we could be the

[Charlie]

bridge, you know, over.

[Miles]

Over that river, Miles.

[Jared]

Could be our most anticipated bellied update of all time.

[Miles]

I'm.

[Charlie]

I absolutely. As. I mean, what was Kendra, the one we were talking about Timmy tango with To God. Have we been talking to her for an hour?

[Timmy Tango]

53 minutes.

[Charlie]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

And got her.

[Miles]

And got her. It was kind of like two calls in one.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Essentially, that's its own episode, dude.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Well, we got one more call.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Miles]

That was Charlie trying to say that he's done with the episode.

[Charlie]

Is that Our first call.

[Miles]

One more caller, then that's the end of the episode. Chuck.

[Charlie]

That was an episode. That was it.

[Miles]

Oh, I was going to pee. You talk to about.

[Charlie]

All right,

[Timmy Tango]

shallows, what's up?

[Charlie]

How we doing? Who's this?

[Timmy Tango]

Who do you think this is? Do you not. Did Jared not tell you?

[Charlie]

Jared didn't tell me anything. And Miles just went to pee. It's just me here. I'm me on both mics. Can you hear me? Both mics?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, yeah. Just take one guess. I think I might be one of your most popular callers. Charlie.

[Charlie]

Oh, my gosh. You gotta be kidding me. Are you serious? Are you still living with the girl?

[Timmy Tango]

Am I living with the girl?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

No, I don't think you got the right one. Which other popular color? Who do you think? Who do you think I am?

[Charlie]

Give me a hint. Oh, did. Are you did you did. Are you hunting?

[Gunner]

I'm not.

[Timmy Tango]

Ditch chicken hunter.

[Charlie]

God damn it.

[Timmy Tango]

You're thinking of the little Asian lover, right? We.

[Charlie]

Well, how can I. Shut up. Is this Timmy? Timmy Tango? It's Timmy Tango. Oh, my gosh. How did I not recognize Timmy Tango? We were just talking about you with Kendra at Timmy Tango. She's on Team Tango.

[Miles]

Call Kendra.

[Timmy Tango]

Who's Kendra?

[Charlie]

Kendra.

[Miles]

And she's on her Team Tango.

[Gunner]

Are.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Don't call it. Not yet. Not yet.

[Charlie]

Timmy Tango. My God. We were just talking about you. I didn't recognize your voice. Sorry about that. Gosh, of all the time for Miles to go take a Wii. He left me here holding my pecker.

[Timmy Tango]

And I'm kind of disappointed, Charlie.

[Charlie]

I'm disappointed, too. Timmy. Timmy, I just said I was on Team Tango, so let's not make it a thing.

[Timmy Tango]

No. Oh, no.

[Miles]

Yeah. No. Charlie just publicly committed his allegiance to Team Tango, which, again, have we talked about that? There's now a beef going on between Timmy Tango and Josh.

[Charlie]

Josh? Did you or Timmy. Did you know that there's a Josh out there who's not super thrilled with you?

[Timmy Tango]

Oh, yeah, I know. I got flame for being. Having a gay name that I didn't even. This name is not gay. That's a dope as hell name. And if you're. If you're like. You can't argue that. Timmy Tango's like. Everybody on this that's listening to this knows who Timmy Tango is.

[Charlie]

Everybody knows who Timmy Tango is. There's nothing wrong with being gay. It. You know, I could. I've been to some clubs, few friends of mine, and Timmy Tango does sound like a name of a Fellow who might be dancing at that club, which is fine. Also. Timmy, who's t. Are you on?

[Timmy Tango]

It's June 1st. You got to be okay with it.

[Charlie]

I guess it's not. Is it June 1st?

[Gunner]

Oh.

[Charlie]

Happy Pride month, Timmy Tango.

[Gunner]

No.

[Charlie]

No, we're not, buddy. How are. How. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're straight as hell. How are the Pilates classes going?

[Timmy Tango]

You know, they're good. They're.

[Jared]

I haven't.

[Timmy Tango]

Haven't been going to as many of them. Started a little run club, going to running a little bit.

[Charlie]

Oh, you're running now. Okay.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

It's still ever dropping into the hot Pilates and yoga every once in a while, but run more often now. It's good.

[Kendra]

The.

[Timmy Tango]

The girls my age are starting to come on to me even more now, which is just great, because, you know, you. You get what you don't want in life.

[Charlie]

So when it rains, it pours, and. And sometimes it hails, you know?

[Miles]

Yes, it does.

[Kendra]

It's.

[Miles]

It's hailing attractive women your age. Right now.

[Timmy Tango]

There's. There's been about four or five that have really. Come on.

[Jared]

Really?

[Miles]

Do they know about your Timmy Tango Persona?

[Timmy Tango]

One of them did.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[Gunner]

One of them did.

[Charlie]

Was that a plus or a minus?

[Timmy Tango]

Well, she didn't want to share her mom, so it was a minus. That one didn't last too long because she was. Which is super fair for her to think that her mom. She was going to have to be in competition with her mom, and she was like, may the best woman win

[Charlie]

on your first date. You're like, hey, you want to come over and watch a graduate and chill?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. No, no. We. We went out, and she was asking me some fun. We were just talking about funny stories, and, you know, I'm just an open book telling her, you know, this probably won't work out because you're about 25 years too young for me, but again. And she said her mom was divorced in the last five years.

[Miles]

Your mouth is salivating.

[Charlie]

You're like, can family picks?

[Miles]

You guys got Christmas cards, Chops, boys?

[Timmy Tango]

You guys think I'm a rookie? You didn't think I went to her Instagram followers, looked up her last name, found her mom. Even. Even if I. Even if I don't go for the mom, she's gonna turn out just like her mom. Looks most likely in 20 years. So you gotta look, plan for your future, boys. Come on.

[Charlie]

These are facts. These are facts to me. Tango.

[Timmy Tango]

No, I. I did hear Josh talking trash. I. I did Kind of forgot that I called him out in that your sister Charlie and I, I think that I didn't have any beef with him. I was just trying to be funny and call the guy out and it was kind of low blow for me. But it. I thought he had a great point. I didn't actually. No, he didn't have any good points, but. But it's funny. He called me gay for a name. I loved it. That you boys were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Has nothing to do with Timmy.

[Charlie]

So we are actually, we're getting you yoga pants that say Timmy tango on the ass on the butt.

[Timmy Tango]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah, dude.

[Timmy Tango]

Make sure, make sure to add a roller roll or two of quarters in the front to help me out

[Miles]

in inside leg quarter pocket.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gunner]

There you go.

[Timmy Tango]

But no, he, he said I was desperate. I honestly don't know how I'm desperate because like I'm out here chasing like, like, like I said, I commented on that and said the lion doesn't concern himself with competition. That's chasing 20 year old girls. You know, I'm out here looking for women. He's out here looking for girls. When he's ready to step up to the big leagues, Josh let me know. We'll go run a two man with two moms. You gotta stop laughing at me. Fuel. When I hear g you start cackling like that just in the background, it's just gonna make me keep going.

[Miles]

Yeah, I mean, you. So you think you can flip Josh into being just like you?

[Timmy Tango]

I, I would hope so. He seems like a cool guy. I mean, it sounds like he's got. He needs to get some experience under his belt. You know, he just hung out with this girl and just first time he's like, yeah, I guess we just had sex. Like. Okay, Josh. All right, we're jumping right into it from zero to home run real quick.

[Miles]

So what advice would you give Josh for him to be to get more experience under his belt?

[Timmy Tango]

Go get as drunk as you can at some concert and hit on as many old women. Get the reps. Throw as much at the wall and something will stick.

[Charlie]

Whatever happened to that gal that sucked face with you? Timmy? Forget.

[Timmy Tango]

You know, I, I haven't followed up. You know, I should. I know her name. I know. Like I said, we. We stalked her at the bar that one time. So I should actually give you guys her. Actually, that's a very dangerous thing if I give you guys.

[Charlie]

No, no, no.

[Miles]

Just, just do not do that because we'll ruin someone's life.

[Charlie]

No, just. Just let me see. Just. I'm just gonna. I'm not gonna show Miles. What's. What's her name? We'll bleep it out. We'll bleep it out.

[Kendra]

Out.

[Timmy Tango]

Jared. Jared.

[Charlie]

Jared's right here.

[Timmy Tango]

Can I actually send like a screenshot? And like, this actually has to be confidential. You guys can't use the name 100.

[Miles]

We will not do that.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I gotta notice I like how he has Jared.

[Miles]

Just say whatever we need to.

[Charlie]

No, we'll do it. We promise.

[Timmy Tango]

Okay, Give me a second, boys. You think I just got this on speed dial. I haven't talked to her in a while. Well, actually for. Since that night, so.

[Gunner]

In a while.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So how does it make you feel as you look for this that people are starting to pick sides, whether Team Tango or Team Josh?

[Timmy Tango]

Are people actually picking Team Josh?

[Charlie]

Kendra just picked team.

[Miles]

Well, I imagine that they are.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Oh, okay.

[Charlie]

We only have one other person.

[Miles]

You better be careful, buddy, because I have not pledge my allegiance to one team or the other. I'm kind of playing middleman Dan here for a while. Charlie just jumped right in.

[Charlie]

I jumped into Team Tango. It just came out. I didn't even think about it. And I felt bad because Josh was very nice and kind, but I just can't take compliments.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

[Charlie]

I like Josh. I like Josh. I like Josh. Send that. Yeah, send that, mom that he made out with.

[Timmy Tango]

I sent it to Jerry.

[Kendra]

Weird.

[Charlie]

Oh, did you hear it?

[Timmy Tango]

If you couldn't tell, it's the older one. Oh, not her dog.

[Charlie]

Damn. Timmy.

[Timmy Tango]

Charlie.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Timothy. Timothy, you are the Tangerine. I didn't realize your game.

[Gunner]

Wow.

[Charlie]

Okay, so.

[Timmy Tango]

So we can't pop that up, but every listener right now. You gotta. You gotta respect the games and just trust Charles and Miles judgment.

[Miles]

This does. I. Timothy Tangerine.

[Charlie]

Miles, are you ready to pick a side now? Wow.

[Miles]

I think the most up part is that you just sent a photo of her with her kid that's probably close to your age.

[Timmy Tango]

No, it. The caption says, Happy 15th birthday girl. Not my age. Definitely not. No, no, no, no, no. I go way older.

[Miles]

What I mean is that there's a poor kid out there whose mom made out with Timmy Tango on me and then went on the Internet and told everyone about it. It's kind of what I meant. I felt bad for the kid.

[Timmy Tango]

Okay, again, nobody knows who this is. I'm sure there's more than one 45 year old woman with a 15 year old girl.

[Kendra]

Out there.

[Charlie]

That's true. That's facts. Pretty. Pretty well anomaly anonymous. Timmy. I forget. Where do you live again?

[Timmy Tango]

Washington.

[Miles]

That's a lie.

[Timmy Tango]

110 a lie.

[Charlie]

I like it. It's. It's like your. Your little place where Timmy can tango. You know, your place to be free.

[Timmy Tango]

So Timmy Tango's is an alternate alter. Alter you. I'm not alternate. But you know what's funny is the boys. My name. My name's not actually Timmy. My real name's not Timmy, but we know like my. I go by Timmy like legit. From beginning of high school, one of my coaches called me Timmy and, oh, everybody knows me as Timmy around here. So, like, it would. Nobody would be surprised if they heard this and they'd know who you were talking about. But you're just not going to be able to find me on the. Unless. No, nothing's hooked to my Spotify. So on my. All the Spotify comments.

[Charlie]

Oh, he comments on it. Okay. All right.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Okay. I don't need to call out Josh like this.

[Kendra]

Okay?

[Timmy Tango]

But since the beef. The beef is beefing like Josh. This is all. This is all for just the bit, right? But I, I. Josh comments back on my comment. I told him when he's ready to step up for the big leagues, come and talk to me. And he said, I'd be honored to take advice from you, Timmy, or even you, Timmy. And I was like, wow, even me. Like, come on.

[Kendra]

On.

[Timmy Tango]

But I looked at Josh and I see some playlist. His first playlist is sex playlist. Like the kid has sex once and

[Charlie]

goes, no, he doesn't.

[Timmy Tango]

I promise you.

[Charlie]

No, he doesn't.

[Timmy Tango]

Find the comment on what episode was it?

[Charlie]

I want to listen to that playlist, dude. I'm sure we could go what's on it.

[Kendra]

It.

[Timmy Tango]

I'm gonna go find it right now, fellas. Just give me a second.

[Charlie]

Oh, no, Josh.

[Miles]

I love how Timmy keeps saying like, oh, he's a good dude, and then proceeds just rip on him constantly.

[Charlie]

And Josh is passive aggressive. Even you. I like that. Keep it up, Josh.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

Okay.

[Miles]

I think Josh is gonna need a good rebuttal to all this.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

So we're. We need to work on his game because this whole playlist is 13 minutes. We better be going for some rounds then. Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.

[Charlie]

Maybe he just didn't fully build it out yet.

[Timmy Tango]

Timmy.

[Miles]

I mean, I don't need a playlist that long.

[Timmy Tango]

I know you.

[Charlie]

Yeah, it's like a song and a half.

[Miles]

I need like a. Like A verse and a chorus.

[Charlie]

Just a hook.

[Miles]

Just a hook.

[Charlie]

Give me the intro.

[Timmy Tango]

We got Black by Dirks Bentley, Like a Wrecking Ball by Eric Church. They're all country songs. They're all country songs.

[Miles]

All right, well, what would be on Timmy Tango's sex playlist?

[Charlie]

He's got Tina Turner.

[Miles]

Yeah, Josh Robin.

[Timmy Tango]

I don't have a sex playlist, so.

[Charlie]

But if you did, Timmy, what would be on it? The greatest hits of the 80s.

[Timmy Tango]

Give me a second. I gotta get through some playlists. I think I went and made all of my playlists private so, like, nobody can go try to flame me too, by the way.

[Charlie]

God, he's so paranoid. Are you in a voice changer right now, Timmy Tango?

[Timmy Tango]

No, no, this is my real voice. Probably like Run this Town by Jay Z so she knows who's dad. If I really. If I really want to hang out with this girl more. You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift. If I think I'm just doing it as like a one night depressed, probably. I Fall Apart by Post Malone. Okay, wait, back to. We're going back to like minute one of this conversation. Miles, you were gone. Charlie said, who is this? And I said, it's one of your most popular callers. Would you been able to guess? It was Timmy Tango's. Miles,

[Miles]

you're up there with Ethan.

[Charlie]

I thought it was Ethan.

[Timmy Tango]

That's who you thought. And then he said, do you hunt? And that's got to be ditch chicken, kid.

[Charlie]

Yeah, but

[Timmy Tango]

Ethan, that's a long time ago, boys. I've listened to every one of these podcasts past. Like, I. I'm a day one, fellas, so. But Ethan was funny. He's got some game. I gotta give it to him.

[Miles]

I like how he's talking about this like he's in like a boys club. I like how he's got like a jacket. They all have jackets and they.

[Charlie]

We should do that. We should do a meetup and make them jackets.

[Miles]

The bellied up hall of fame.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Hell yeah, brother.

[Miles]

We could do that.

[Charlie]

We should do a bellied up hall

[Miles]

of fame and then we vote in who from the year who gets to be in the hall.

[Charlie]

Hall of Fame inductees. That's great. We do it at a bar, do a live podcast, do the stage. Yeah. We get them in person.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, I'll just wear a mask.

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Miles]

That's fine.

[Timmy Tango]

All I need is just a freaking Covid mask and a pair of sunglasses.

[Charlie]

No, we got to get you like an Eyes Wide shut mask, you know get you some glitter and cat ears or something.

[Miles]

So what? All right, I want to know what your advice would be to Josh. You said step up his game.

[Timmy Tango]

Well, I told you, just go get practice with talking to moms. Like you're gonna. 90% of moms are gonna shut you down. But then you got that 10% and that's what keeps you coming back. Just, just like it's, it's not going to be super hard. You just got to talk to them, figure out what, what they're doing in life because you're in a way different stage. And when you find out what they're interested in or what, what they do, dive into it. Like that's what you do every day that you have a second in free time. So just find out what they like and then act like you're a freaking. Like just love that hobby, whatever it is. Knitting, crocheting, I don't know. And then just be like, yeah, well, I'm kind of new to it, but I would love to learn some and then just see what happens. Just play it cool. You can't, you can't go in like you have no experience.

[Charlie]

How much success, at what point should

[Miles]

he introduce the sex playlist to them?

[Timmy Tango]

Not anytime soon, Josh. Let's keep that one away for a little bit.

[Charlie]

How much success have you had with the moms as of late, Timmy?

[Timmy Tango]

None.

[Charlie]

None, None.

[Timmy Tango]

Boys, if I'm being honest, I've been talking to this girl that's 20 and I'm 22. So like I, I, that she. I told you I've been hanging out with. I hung out with five girls and I mean, this one hasn't found out about Timmy Tangles. So when I tell her about it, maybe I won't be hanging out with this girl.

[Charlie]

Does she have a mom?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, she does.

[Charlie]

She scope out her mom.

[Timmy Tango]

Everybody has a mom, but are they around? I don't know. Yeah, not the play, boys.

[Charlie]

Not to play, not the play.

[Timmy Tango]

But she's cool. I, I don't know about her mom, but her mom, dude, actually, I can't say that. Like, what if me and this girl worked out? Yeah, she's his mother in law. Fellas, you guys are gonna get me in trouble.

[Charlie]

No one will ever know. Your name's not even Timmy.

[Miles]

Yeah, everyone calls him Timmy.

[Timmy Tango]

Everybody knows me as Timmy.

[Miles]

I love how you went with a fake name. But your fake name is just your nickname that everyone knows.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, well the, yeah, it's true. I'm not worried about the people that know me, bro. I, I Just went onto a podcast. You think I haven't told all the boys that call me Timmy about this before this. I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about somebody's husband.

[Miles]

I just realized, though, that this being on this podcast, like, is a. Could be a huge problem for you in the dating world if you don't want to date older women. Like, which you have to tell her about this at some point.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do you think she's gonna be able to handle it? Good.

[Timmy Tango]

Considering that I just said her mom.

[Gunner]

Eh,

[Charlie]

well, I mean, it's better than, like, her mom. Yeah.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

That's good, because if I said her mom was really hot, she'd have, like, she'd be worried that I was gonna leave her for her mom. Her mom and dad got divorced from there. She was one, and neither of them have ever dated since. So she's getting ready to get back that horse.

[Charlie]

Her mom is.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Okay, so, I mean, it's a good thing that I'm not attracted to her.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because otherwise she's dead to rights.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, it would be in for you then if. If she was cool.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, no, this one would be hard because she's cool. I honestly might have to take it to a coin flip if she. If her mom was hot because, like, I know her personality. She's cool. She likes to do all the things I do. And like, like, I wouldn't want to just throw that away. So I'd probably take it to a coin. Like, heads is your mom, tails is your. Is her. So. Jared. Don't laugh.

[Kendra]

Jared.

[Charlie]

So where. Where did you meet this girl? Timmy?

[Timmy Tango]

There's some mutual friends. She's. She's going to school and I. Honestly, boys, I don't know. She. It kind of scares me. Kind of falling in love for a 22 year old. 20 year old.

[Gunner]

Wow.

[Charlie]

Wow. I never thought I'd hear the day. Wow, guys, we just.

[Timmy Tango]

We just ruined. No, no, fellas, I'm not getting caught up in my feelings right now.

[Charlie]

Timmy, Tango.

[Timmy Tango]

Hey, what is love if it doesn't scare you?

[Charlie]

Oh, wow, this guy.

[Miles]

Bars.

[Charlie]

Wait, wait, wait. You said you were dating like five girls, though. Are you still kind. Have you committed to one yet or are you still playing the field? Tango.

[Timmy Tango]

I'm 90% committed to this one, 10 to the other one.

[Charlie]

Oh, the one whose mom you think is hot?

[Timmy Tango]

No, she freaking never texted me back after I talked about it.

[Charlie]

Ah, that'll happen.

[Miles]

Oh, wait, so wait, you talked about being into moms and this podcast and then she never Texted you back.

[Timmy Tango]

I didn't talk about the podcast. I just talked about the. The situation. I'm kind of embarrassed about you boys sometimes. You guys can roast me sometimes. So I don't want her, like, I gotta get into a relationship before she hears the podcast.

[Charlie]

Right. Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Smart and that. But yeah. No, I talked about the concert and that stuff and then how I like, once you get a taste of something, you just want it all the time.

[Miles]

And I have to tell them that part. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Close the book a little.

[Timmy Tango]

All I'm an open book, though, like.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, maybe you're right.

[Charlie]

Put a bookmark in it.

[Miles]

Yeah. Like, you could say, like, oh, I had a fling at a concert with a gal who was married. Then you don't have to go follow it up with. It was the most erotic experience of

[Charlie]

my life, and I've been doing hot yoga and Pilates ever since.

[Timmy Tango]

Well, one of the girls I went on a date was.

[Charlie]

I met there at Pilates.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Not a mom, though.

[Gunner]

Wow.

[Charlie]

How old was she?

[Timmy Tango]

27.

[Charlie]

Borderline. Borderline. Could be a mom.

[Timmy Tango]

She could. She wasn't, but she could.

[Charlie]

What do you like so much about this 20 year old?

[Timmy Tango]

She's not here right now. She's long distance because she's back home first from school. So I can kind of still have my free time, but I still get to talk to her when I'm bored and lonely. But then when I'm not, I don't have to hang out with her, so I still have my personal time.

[Charlie]

Yeah. For that other.

[Miles]

If that doesn't sound like love,

[Charlie]

what is? What about this other 10 percenter? Who's that?

[Timmy Tango]

Boys, boys. I said if love doesn't scare you, then it's not love. Like, I'm scared that if I fall for this chick like I am, like, then all my personal free time and mil fonting goes away, you know?

[Miles]

That's why I'm scared our podcast will crumble. So don't.

[Charlie]

Yeah, our numbers depend on you being a mill fonter.

[Miles]

Our podcast is probably gonna shut down too.

[Gunner]

Okay?

[Timmy Tango]

So it's either. It's either I start to get royalty in this and get. Every time my name gets brought up randomly by. By a caller, I get.

[Miles]

I get you. If you bring either an agent or a lawyer into this discussion, we'll never talk to you again.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I will stop the presses on the Timmy Tango shirts.

[Miles]

We'll be so Team Josh, your head will spin.

[Charlie]

The Team Tango shirts will be donated to some other country.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, boys. I don't I don't need royalty. But I was just for the bit. I was gonna say I need royalty or I'm gonna start going for love, but I think I'm just gonna go for both. No, not both. Just for love. And to Timmy Tango. Can still be Timmy Tango if he's in love.

[Charlie]

Sure.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. It's just a different Timmy Tango then.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So then what you need to do is you need to get her pregnant, so then she's a mom.

[Charlie]

There you go.

[Miles]

You can satisfy your kink.

[Charlie]

There you go, boys.

[Timmy Tango]

I can't afford a kid. I can't even afford me. Well, you guys know how hard it is to live in the state.

[Miles]

For some reason, that's just not surprising to me. I don't know about you, Chuck, what

[Charlie]

state do you live in again? Again?

[Timmy Tango]

Nice one, Charlie.

[Charlie]

Trying to slide that one in there.

[Timmy Tango]

I don't want to give Jared work. No, I don't care. Montana.

[Charlie]

Oh, okay. Wow.

[Miles]

Not the state I thought you were in, which I do think you're kind of lying.

[Charlie]

Have you gone to ask.

[Timmy Tango]

Ask. Ask Jared. Ask him where my phone number's from. It's Montana.

[Charlie]

Have you gone to any rodeos looking for love?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Shortly after that, if you look out

[Miles]

your window right now, will you see mountains?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, I do see mountains.

[Charlie]

Okay. It's a farther train ride over there.

[Timmy Tango]

Yep. It's not eastern.

[Miles]

Every call, we're narrowing in closer and closer.

[Charlie]

Billings. He's talking about money being tough.

[Timmy Tango]

Billings is eastern Montana.

[Charlie]

Bozeman. Bozeman.

[Timmy Tango]

No, I'm not gay.

[Charlie]

Jesus, Timmy.

[Miles]

Josh would say different.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, no, Josh just said my name was gay. He didn't say I was gay. Whole podcast segment on how I'm not gay.

[Miles]

The amount of times you keep having to say that you're not gay is. Is questionable again.

[Charlie]

Timmy, it's okay. We got you the yoga pants.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, yeah. No, boys, I'm. I'm good. I. I'm. I'm confident in my sexuality.

[Charlie]

Okay, all right, all right.

[Timmy Tango]

I mean, if you. Look, if you like, if you had a 30 minute movie about my whole life, there'd probably be a lot of gay clips in it, but that's just me and the boys. If you're not acting gay around the boys, you might actually be gay. Like grab. I mean. I mean, just grab action, you know?

[Miles]

Yeah, just a lot talk when you

[Timmy Tango]

get a little like.

[Miles]

Just like your classic locker room blow job with the boys.

[Timmy Tango]

That. Sure. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, I. I do agree with what you said, you know?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. If You. If you don't. Yeah. If you get called gay and you get really offended about it, it and, like, get super defensive, I think you actually could be, like, 25 gay to 75 to 100 gay.

[Charlie]

Everybody's a little bit gay to me.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Myself.

[Miles]

You did that test online, too?

[Charlie]

8%.

[Miles]

Yeah, I was 10. Sucks. Sucks. Less gay than me.

[Charlie]

I'm.

[Gunner]

I.

[Charlie]

You know, here's the thing, Timmy. Here's the thing is that you are approaching a different time in your life, okay. Where you're meeting a girl that you think you might actually be able to make your wife. And it's scary. Okay. But you are still with this other girl for 10% of the time. So is this other girl short distance, or is she also long distance?

[Timmy Tango]

She's short distance, yeah.

[Charlie]

And does the other girl. Are you official with the other girl?

[Timmy Tango]

We're not official official yet, but we. I mean, yeah, no, we're not official.

[Charlie]

Are you ready to make it official?

[Kendra]

Official?

[Timmy Tango]

I don't know. She comes back in two weeks for a wedding, and we're going to together that mutual friend or get married, and we'll see what happens. You know, boys. But if. If she asks, if she finds out about this, let's just say. I know we already said it's June, but let's just say it's like. Like March 31st. So that way she thinks it's still really early on. So, like, I don't get in trouble. Okay.

[Miles]

Okay. Oh, I love having this conversation. On March 31, 2026.

[Charlie]

Forget about the fact we did Sprint is here 4th of July ad reads during this show.

[Timmy Tango]

Okay, wait, wait. Actually, let's go back, boys. Unless you guys have more questions. I mean, you guys keep calling me, and I just. I'm running out of questions for you guys, but what this chicken that. She said she was team tango.

[Charlie]

Yeah, Kendra, she said. She said. Is she in the tango.

[Miles]

We did ask her that if you. If she was interested, and she seemed uninterested.

[Charlie]

She seemed uninterested, but she wanted to hang out with you. She wanted to be like your wing woman because she thought you would do better if you had a wing woman.

[Miles]

That was the thing. We asked for advice because she said she also goes to Pilates.

[Timmy Tango]

How old was she?

[Miles]

25.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, maybe.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Okay.

[Charlie]

And she's about to go to Costa

[Miles]

Rica with this guy Gunner, so relax.

[Charlie]

Gunner's got a deep voice.

[Miles]

Sounds like I'm gonna be honest Tango. From just talking to you and talking to him, it sounds like Gunner could kick Your ass.

[Jared]

He sounded like me. Mean.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Jared]

He's blue collar, too.

[Miles]

And he was intimidating because he was really witty as well.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Not only did he sound like a big, burly blue collar man, he also was like, he's outwitting the rest.

[Charlie]

He might be taking your mom's tango.

[Miles]

He might be taking your mom.

[Timmy Tango]

I don't like it when it's flipped around.

[Charlie]

I know.

[Miles]

It's.

[Charlie]

It's not. You'll. You'll know when you listen back, you'll be like, yeah. Yep, I get it.

[Gunner]

Y.

[Timmy Tango]

Are you guys. Did you. Well, it's Monday, so you guys just started filming a day. When is it supposed to drop? Two weeks.

[Miles]

July 4th. July 2nd. July 2nd.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Damn month away. Okay, so I got about a month to make this official with her.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You got some work to do.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Fair enough, but.

[Kendra]

Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

Well, boys, what else you've been up to?

[Charlie]

Tangos is ready to end this call.

[Gunner]

I'm not.

[Timmy Tango]

I'm. I'm down for whatever you guys need, but, yeah, I think.

[Miles]

I mean, what do you think of the idea that Kendra said that you should get an inside woman? Not get inside woman, but get a woman on the inside who's friends with the gals that can talk you up to the gals at Pilates buddies.

[Timmy Tango]

Oh, sounds like. Sounds like Kendra's my girl. Like, let's be honest, boys. I'm really good at, like. Like, that's why I'm so good with the moms is because, truly, it's not going anywhere. Truly, I'm not marrying one of these girls. Like, I want to have a family and kids at some point and, like, my own family and kids, not somebody else's.

[Miles]

You don't want to be an insta dad.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. And so, like, that's why I'm so good at play flirting. Because when there's nothing to lose, it's just so fun. It's just the love of the game is there, you know? And.

[Charlie]

And it's like we're talking to an athlete, dude.

[Timmy Tango]

June 19th.

[Miles]

I feel like I'm doing asking an athlete a question after the NBA finals.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Talking like, he's got a towel around his neck.

[Miles]

There's a Gatorade bottle sitting in front of him.

[Gunner]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

No. What was the.

[Gunner]

What.

[Timmy Tango]

How did we get on?

[Miles]

Also, dude, I hope someday that I can love something as much as Timmy Tangle loves moms.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we'll see. If back.

[Timmy Tango]

Back to Kendra asking, like, I think it'd be great because if I could also have somebody in on it. That's just in on the bit and just doing it for the love of the game. Like, I think we could really make some. Do some damage. Like.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's. How do you feel about Lansing, Michigan?

[Timmy Tango]

That's Lansing, Michigan?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Their mom's there.

[Miles]

No, she's in a small town somewhere.

[Timmy Tango]

This is. This is kind of random, Miles. But, dude, you've. You've hung out with the boys, the Sea Boys up there. And, man, if any of the Seaboys listen to this podcast, which most likely because they're not that famous. You guys are way more famous than them. I think I'm gonna win cars one of these times.

[Gunner]

I am.

[Timmy Tango]

And then I'm gonna shout you out, Miles guy.

[Gunner]

You're gonna.

[Miles]

You're gonna win one of their cars.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That they're giving away. Okay.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then with your acceptance speech, you're gonna say, I give a shout out to Miles. Miles and Charlie on the Bellied up podcast.

[Timmy Tango]

Not just Miles, just Miles.

[Miles]

Oh, what?

[Charlie]

Dude, no.

[Timmy Tango]

Charlie. I got you, Charlie.

[Charlie]

I'm no longer Timmy Team Tango. I was just. I was just about to buy you a Timmy Tango license plate.

[Timmy Tango]

That'd be dope.

[Charlie]

Gmtngo.

[Timmy Tango]

That's a dope license plate.

[Kendra]

No,

[Timmy Tango]

I don't know where the frick. I just came up with SEO, but I just found out how much money I spent on their website. Over 2,500 bucks, boys.

[Miles]

Oh, my.

[Kendra]

Whoa.

[Timmy Tango]

You know how many dates I could take moms on?

[Charlie]

That's. That's a lot of money.

[Miles]

You need to call into the SE Boys podcast and talk to them about this. Sure, they'd love to hear that.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, they don't have a number to call, so maybe if you could hook me up, text one of them, say, hey, I got this Tango boy. He's life of the party.

[Charlie]

How are you paying them 2500 bucks? Well, they have Patreon buy another merch. Oh, buying the merch.

[Miles]

Because if you buy merch, you get put into a drawing for a free car.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's it. Do you have. Are you subscribed to anyone's Only fans, Timmy?

[Timmy Tango]

Just my own.

[Miles]

Nice slang, no brain.

[Timmy Tango]

No, but I did. I did come up with a good bet. You know, the other. We're playing some I'm. This is such a. Such a, like, loser look for me, but we're playing some beer league softball, and me and one of my buddies.

[Charlie]

Loser look. That's awesome.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, and we're pretty. Big dick moment. Pretty athletic. So we both had a bet. Whoever hits the first home run and he didn't want to go for first. Their last one has to get a nipple pierced, so he didn't like that one. And then the other bet, which is a great bet for the boys. Like any bet, like fantasy football bet, like loser, has to start in only fans and has to post, like, consistently until you get 100 subscribers. But you can't, like, promote it on your own Instagram Legendary butt. And like, you can make your. You can make a new Instagram, but you can't follow anybody that you know.

[Charlie]

You know, the last thing I would want to do, and I would much

[Miles]

rather have my nipple pierced, he said

[Timmy Tango]

it was against both our morals, which I totally agree with. But, like, like, fine, let's go foot finder. Like, I. I do have morals, but if somebody wants to buy.

[Miles]

Here's the thing. After having my own Patreon and knowing how hard it is to get people to subscribe for just even a podcast with no tabooness around it, getting a hundred subscribers to a male only fans is. That could take years.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Hell yeah.

[Timmy Tango]

You're just doing it for the love of the game.

[Charlie]

You just gotta find the. The niche, the fetish and then exploit that. You know, just belly button picks. Linty belly buttons.

[Miles]

Yeah. And then you can, like, you can. You can just like go like this. Just the rib. You can ribbon rim your belly button.

[Charlie]

Oh, God, we make us laugh. That's all that matters.

[Miles]

All right, Tango. Well, yeah, I hope you do win a Sea Boys car. That'd be fun. I hope if you win the car, we'll. We'll fly you to one of Charlie's shows, and you, me and Charlie will go for a spin in it.

[Timmy Tango]

How are you gonna fly?

[Miles]

You gotta drive.

[Charlie]

You can drive to one of my

[Miles]

shows, ship it there.

[Charlie]

No.

[Timmy Tango]

How about this? I'll go pick up the car and then drive it to wherever you guys are at.

[Charlie]

Nice.

[Miles]

And then we'll go for a spin.

[Charlie]

Nice.

[Miles]

We'll do an episode while you're driving. Driving the car.

[Charlie]

That'd be great.

[Timmy Tango]

That would go if. If we have the bellied up podcast in Timmy Tango's car that he won

[Miles]

from the Sea Boys from spending over 2, $500.

[Charlie]

And we're gonna end the podcast by going to Josh's house. I was gonna say going to hot yoga, but Josh's would be great.

[Miles]

Dude, we should do a day with Tango. What? Only if he wins the car. Then we get in his car and we go do stuff. We go to Pilates. We go to A concert at the end. End of the day, and we'll document the whole thing and see if he's really.

[Charlie]

We meet his girlfriend, boys.

[Timmy Tango]

Okay, if we actually do a Timmy Tango's experience, let's just say we should do some challenge. Not for a car, because that's luck, but you guys should put some challenge out there for Timmy Tango's day. We'll meet up. Obviously, you guys fly me out because I'm broke as hell, and it's your podcast, but we do a Timmy Tango's experience day, and then he's broke as

[Miles]

hell, but he's spending $2,500 on SeaBoys.

[Charlie]

I think I know why you're broke. And then mean.

[Timmy Tango]

And then. And then at the end of it, we do go to a concert. This is the. This is where. Also, boys, I've been sober for eight months, so this is why Timmy Tangos hasn't been out as much.

[Charlie]

Like, so eight months.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

So, wow.

[Miles]

I like how you propose something we should do, and it's just spending a day with you. That's what they win.

[Timmy Tango]

No, it's you two that are winning it. You guys get to hang out with me.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's right.

[Timmy Tango]

No, no, no, no, no. You guys are making a bet for me, and I get to hang out with you guys, but you guys get to benefit from it because we make a podcast episode.

[Miles]

Got it.

[Timmy Tango]

And then it would. It would go hard, you know, I mean, everybody likes, but we have to

[Miles]

be able to see your face.

[Timmy Tango]

And then frick. Yeah, we'll think about it. But then, like, then we go. Maybe it's in like, another year and a half. And we go. Timmy breaks his sobriety with bellied up podcast, and we finish it it at a concert, and we can't leave that concert until Timmy gets a MILF to kiss him.

[Miles]

I feel like I'm like a. I feel like that's a great YouTube video for someone who's 22. And if you had 39 years old doing a video, though, that's breaking some kids sobriety. And then, kids, I can't leave a concert until he.

[Charlie]

I'd be going up to every mom, like, I'll pay you $2,000 to make it with this kid. I just want to go, Miles, I need two grand.

[Miles]

I just want to go home.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Miles]

The music is so loud.

[Gunner]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Timmy's plastered.

[Timmy Tango]

Oh, yeah, I'd be plastered, But I was just gonna say something else, but I don't know. It was about that. I don't know, boys. I'm Kind of just off the deep end right now.

[Charlie]

No, that's all right. Timmy. Hey. It's been. It's been a pleasure. I'm glad we could do this. I'm sorry I didn't recognize your name off the top, but I'm glad you found love. Ish. Love adjacent.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, yeah, we'll. We'll see. I don't know if there. Apparently there wasn't going to be any more Timmy Tango, according to Miles on the last pod, but if there's another Timmy Tango, we. I will do the update. Maybe this chick will be in on it.

[Charlie]

All right. All right. Well, that sounds good.

[Miles]

Okay, so you're hoping that.

[Timmy Tango]

Let's be honest.

[Miles]

So you're hoping this is your scenario. You guys start dating. You make it official. You have to. You tell her about this podcast. She's cool with it. And then it's also okay with going and talking about it on the podcast?

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. She's got to be secure enough in our relationship. If not, she's not the one.

[Charlie]

I'm not gonna.

[Timmy Tango]

I'm a loyal guy. Like, I'm not gonna cheat, but I don't love that.

[Miles]

Like, the only way he can find love now is if a girl's willing

[Charlie]

to come on her podcast.

[Gunner]

He can't even.

[Charlie]

Even show his face. But he wants his girl on pod.

[Miles]

It's a deal breaker if she's not secure enough to come on her podcast.

[Charlie]

We don't even know his real name.

[Timmy Tango]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you guys want to, like. I don't.

[Charlie]

You don't have to tell us. Leave the mystery alive. Timmy Tango.

[Timmy Tango]

I'll send the. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is your. What is your guys's most popular platform on that you guys post on? Like, what gets the most views? Is it Spotify way?

[Miles]

Jared said. Probably.

[Timmy Tango]

Probably. Damn. The other thing I was gonna say is I'll send the Instagram over and then have the belly to follow it and see how many people can figure it out. But you guys follow 11 people, so probably not. I think they'd figure out who I am pretty quick.

[Miles]

He wants so badly for everyone to know his name, but he also doesn't.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah, it'd be a fun Easter egg hunt, but then also, like, this guy could come kick my ass from the concert can. I did make out his wife, so

[Gunner]

I don't know how.

[Timmy Tango]

I'm kind of playing fire here.

[Charlie]

She's still married.

[Miles]

I forget the status quo. The status quo, Timmy.

[Timmy Tango]

Status quo. Status quo. And if this. This video gets 13 likes on Spotify the belly podcast will fly me out, and that'll be the reveal of Timmy's face.

[Charlie]

13. How about 14? Tango?

[Timmy Tango]

How about 500? 000? What numbers are we pulling, boys?

[Gunner]

I don't know.

[Timmy Tango]

Again, I. I ain't actually mad at Josh. I think it's funny. It's. It's funny beef. And it's all for laughter. Just like you said, we're all not here to have a serious time. We're just here to get away from life and for a second. So it'd be great.

[Charlie]

All right, well, that sounds good, buddy. All right, we'll chit chat soon. Good luck on the car.

[Timmy Tango]

Yeah. Yeah. I love you boys.

[Charlie]

Love you back.

[Miles]

Me too, buddy.

[Charlie]

See ya, June.

[Timmy Tango]

I love you like that.

[Charlie]

Nice.

[Gunner]

Boy.

[Charlie]

We had quite an episode. What was this, five hours? Jesus Christ.

[Miles]

Holy shit.

[Charlie]

Well, hope you guys aren't saying that at the end of this podcast, folks.

[Miles]

No, I don't feel. I feel like it was good. I just. Yeah, we've been doing this a long time. Time really stood still there.

[Charlie]

Time did stand still. We made some love connections. We found out Timmy might be tangoing with love. And. And, folks, we love you. We do.

[Jared]

One quick update. Kendra texted, said thanks for getting me invited to Costa Rica.

[Charlie]

Damn.

[Miles]

Let's go. Hey.

[Charlie]

All right. We found some love in all the right places. Michigan, Megan. Love connections in Michigan. How about that? Oh, that's great.

[Miles]

Let's go.

[Jared]

I think sparks are flying because this is our Fourth of July episode.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Gunner]

Wow.

[Miles]

Sparks fly.

[Charlie]

Sparks are flying. Damn. All the fireworks here today.

[Miles]

Fourth of July. All right, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode. Tip your bartender. We'll see you the next one.

[Kendra]

Okay.

[Gunner]

Hope you guys have a good one.

[Charlie]

Goodbye now. Oodaloon.