Bellied Up Podcast Episode #136: Arizona is Annoyed of The Snowbirds

Release Date: January 23, 2025
Hosts: You Betcha Guy (Myles) & Charlie Berens

Welcome to another uproarious episode of the Bellied Up podcast, where Emmy-winning comedian Charlie Berens and Myles, the You Betcha Guy, engage in side-splitting banter while addressing live callers from the Midwest and beyond. In Episode #136, titled "Arizona is Annoyed of The Snowbirds," the hosts delve into a variety of comedic topics ranging from identity swaps and construction hiring woes to the cultural dynamics between Midwesterners and Arizona residents. Here's a detailed breakdown of the episode's key segments and highlights.

1. Episode Kickoff & New Features (00:00 - 01:24)

The episode begins with Myles announcing exciting new features for the Bellied Up community:

• Voicemail Line Introduction (00:00 - 01:24):
  Myles introduces a voicemail system, allowing listeners to leave messages 24/7 at 218-303-5095, increasing the chances of their topics being featured on the show. He emphasizes the importance of engaging and energetic submissions.

  Myles (00:45): "If you want to be on the show, call 218-303-5095."

• Video Message Submissions:
  Listeners are encouraged to send video messages via Instagram or Twitter, adding a visual element to their participation.

  Myles (01:10): "We also want to see your face. Could be a fun thing to do."

The hosts then transition into the main content with their characteristic humor.

2. Freaky Friday Identity Swap Scenario (01:24 - 11:36)

Charlie and Myles engage in a playful discussion inspired by the movie Freaky Friday, imagining a scenario where they swap places. This segment showcases their comedic chemistry and improvisational skills.

• Initial Banter on Identity Swap (01:24 - 03:04):
  The duo humorously debates the feasibility and consequences of swapping lives, with Charlie expressing reluctance.

  Charlie (02:17): "I'll babysit you, do whatever you want."

• Humorous Consequences of Swapping (03:04 - 05:01):
  Charlie outlines absurd actions he would take if he were in Myles's shoes, including sabotaging work equipment and altering personal environments.

  Charlie (03:33): "I would get on that forklift and I would just put it through a wall."

• Small Talk vs. Big Talk (06:07 - 09:33):
  The conversation shifts to the art of small talk transitioning into more meaningful "big talk," with insightful and funny takes on social interactions.

  Charlie (07:18): "Big talk is when you've got that interest, that genuine curiosity."

• Cheerleading and Social Dynamics (10:03 - 11:36):
  Myles envisions himself as a cheerleader at one of Charlie’s shows, leading the crowd in humorous antics.

  Charlie (10:12): "They got the cheerleader clap."

This segment is filled with quick-witted exchanges and situational comedy, setting a lively tone for the episode.

3. Caller Ben's Construction Hiring Advice (17:14 - 33:43)

In this segment, a caller named Ben from Ohio seeks advice on hiring construction workers. Myles and Charlie respond with comical and satirical tips, blending humor with exaggerated stereotypes.

• Hilarious Hiring Criteria (17:32 - 21:14):
  The hosts offer tongue-in-cheek suggestions, such as hiring individuals with "crippling addictions" or observing the cleanliness of trucks as indicators of job suitability.

  Myles (18:04): "First you got to check and see if they have a pulse."

• Creative Sarcasm on Worker Traits (22:13 - 26:46):
  They continue mocking conventional hiring practices by suggesting absurd qualities like entrepreneurial spirit tied to stealing equipment.

  Charlie (22:40): "That's someone I want managing my company initiative."

• Mocking Common Interview Questions (24:11 - 27:55):
  Ben describes his current hiring process, which leads to humorous critiques from the hosts about measuring tape proficiency and other trivial skills.

  Charlie (24:53): "They're a humper."

• Closing Advice with a Twist (32:50 - 33:43):
  Ben shares a personal anecdote about his daughter's leadership skills, prompting a mix of supportive and sardonic advice from Myles and Charlie.

  Charlie (33:18): "Every parenting relationship is just a hostage situation."

This section highlights the hosts' ability to transform a straightforward query into a series of laugh-out-loud moments while subtly critiquing certain professional practices.

4. Caller Amanda on Snowbirds in Arizona (37:36 - 53:07)

Amanda, a listener from Arizona, discusses her experiences with Midwesterners (referred to as "Snowbirds") relocating to Phoenix. This leads to a lively conversation about cultural differences, driving habits, and lifestyle clashes.

• Cultural Clash and Driving Issues (37:36 - 43:39):
  Amanda expresses frustration with Midwestern driving behaviors in Arizona, sparking a humorous debate between the hosts.

  Charlie (41:04): "You just look at the Culver's."

• Positive Acknowledgments Amidst Gripes (42:29 - 44:45):
  Despite the complaints, Amanda acknowledges the kindness of Midwesterners, creating a balanced and relatable discussion.

  Amanda (51:14): "They're two of the greatest people that I've ever known."

• Comedic Insights on Adaptation (45:02 - 53:07):
  Amanda shares her journey of adapting to Arizona life, prompting Myles and Charlie to offer both comedic solidarity and exaggerated suggestions for maintaining Midwestern identity.

  Charlie (48:45): "We hope that the Midwesterners get, get the message here."

The interaction underscores the humorous tension between different regional cultures while celebrating the enduring spirit of the listeners.

5. Voicemail from Shay and Charles Buchanan (53:07 - 62:40)

The episode features a humorous voicemail from Shay and Charles Buchanan, a couple struggling to retain their Midwestern identities after moving to California. Myles and Charlie respond with their signature satire, offering over-the-top advice to help them "stay themselves."

• Voicemail Content (53:07 - 54:41):
  Shay and Charles express concerns about losing their Midwestern quirks, such as their love for cheese curds and traditional hobbies, to the Californian lifestyle.

  Shay (53:25): "We haven't had cheese curds in, like, months."

• Satirical Response and Mock Advice (54:47 - 60:45):
  The hosts provide a series of comical recommendations, including abandoning yoga and indulging in stereotypical Midwestern activities to combat their cultural shift.

  Charlie (55:18): "They gotta start with the Midwest."

• Humorous CTA and Closing Remarks (60:45 - 62:40):
  Myles and Charlie wrap up the voicemail segment by wishing Shay and Charles well, peppered with their usual playful jabs and witty remarks.

  Charlie (62:40): "Watch for deer. And tip your bartender."

This voicemail segment exemplifies the show's ability to intertwine listener interactions with humor, creating a relatable and entertaining narrative.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Myles on New Voicemail Feature (00:45):
  "If you want to be on the show, call 218-303-5095."

• Charlie on Identity Swap (02:17):
  "I'll babysit you, do whatever you want."

• Myles on Dependable Workers (18:18):
  "If they got child support payments, they're gonna need a paycheck the next week."

• Amanda on Midwestern Friends (51:47):
  "Melissa and Sean... they're two of the greatest people that I've ever known."

• Charlie on Cultural Persistence (55:13):
  "They gotta start with the Midwest."

Conclusion

Episode #136 of the Bellied Up podcast masterfully blends humor with relatable life scenarios, from identity swaps and professional dilemmas to cultural migrations. Charlie Berens and Myles navigate each topic with comedic flair, engaging listeners with their quick wit and genuine camaraderie. Whether you're a Midwesterner adapting to Arizona or someone grappling with everyday challenges, this episode offers laughter and lighthearted advice to belly up to the bar and enjoy the conversation.

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