Our Most Unforgettable Call #146

Summary

Bellied Up Podcast: Episode #146 – "Our Most Unforgettable Call"

Release Date: April 10, 2025

Introduction: Taking the Show on the Road

In this lively episode of Bellied Up, hosts Charlie Barron and Miles (Myles) venture out of their typical Midwest bar setting and bring the show to Nashville, Tennessee. The energetic duo kick off the episode with banter about the vibrant Nashville bar scene, specifically highlighting Luke's 32 Bridge and Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk.

Charlie Barron's (00:27): “Nashville. We took the show on the road, guys. Here we are. I guess we've always had it on the road.”

Miles (00:32): “We are on Broadway and at Luke's 32 bridge, the Luke Bryan bar downtown. Getting kind of big time, Charlie.”

Their playful discussion revolves around the challenges and humor of establishing a bar presence in a bustling city, including a comedic exchange about naming their own bars.

Bar Naming Banter

The conversation shifts to the creative (and humorous) process of naming a bar. While Miles considers simply using his first name, Charlie pushes the envelope with imaginative and pun-filled suggestions.

Charlie Barron (02:34): “Charlie Barron's big old bass bar. That's actually good bass bar.”

Miles (02:34): “You wouldn't put your last name on it. Yeah, people would just be like mom to pleasure.”

Their back-and-forth showcases their chemistry and comedic timing, setting the tone for the episode's blend of humor and relatable topics.

Reflecting on Previous Episodes

Charlie and Miles reminisce about past episodes, particularly one involving the quirky segment where they pulled belly button lint from their callers. This reflection serves as a segue into discussing the unique and memorable moments that make Bellied Up stand out.

Charlie Barron (05:16): “They thought that was pretty.”

Miles (05:54): “We should have asked everyone to send us lint picks.”

Their nostalgia for past antics highlights the show's consistent blend of humor and audience interaction.

Call-In Segment: James Talks Tractor Turn Signals

The episode's centerpiece is a call from James, a farmer from Oxford, Michigan, who shares his frustrations with the lack of turn signals on his old tractors. His story highlights real-life challenges faced by Midwest farmers during hay season.

James (10:05): “I always get a little nervous every year coming up for hay season, running down the road, wondering if I'm gonna get smacked.”

Charlie and Miles engage James with empathy and humor, exploring innovative (and hilarious) DIY solutions for tractor signals.

Charlie Barron (15:02): “You could just flip that around, whatever you're doing. And then you don't even have to buy turn signals.”

This segment combines practical advice with comedic twists, making it both informative and entertaining for listeners.

Call-In Segment: Angela's Golf Course Woes and Jello Salad Troubles

Angela calls in to discuss her frustrations with a nearby golf course that frequently sends golf balls crashing into her apartment window. Her subsequent rant about jello salad recipes and faulty Tupperware containers adds another layer of relatable humor.

Angela (27:07): “I just bought it. Oh, my God. You're not listening.”

Charlie Barron (33:29): “I'm pissed off for you. Yeah, yeah. That's terrible.”

The hosts delve into Angela's challenges, offering comedic yet sincere support while sharing their own similar experiences.

Parenting Advice with a Comedic Twist

Angela shifts the conversation to parenting, offering unconventional advice on raising bilingual children and handling school challenges. This segment blends genuine tips with the show's signature humor.

Angela (47:45): “Number one, you don't lie to your kid. Straightforward eye contact. Tell them where the bear shits in the woods.”

Charlie Barron (50:07): “An Español or no. Oh, wow.”

The playful exchange underscores the show's ability to tackle everyday topics with a humorous perspective.

Living Abroad and Cultural Observations

Angela shares her brief stints living in France and Spain, providing amusing anecdotes about cultural differences and personal growth. Her stories about perfecting her Spanish diction and navigating small-town dynamics add depth to her character.

Angela (51:25): “I lived in France for six months, and then I lived in Spain.”

Charlie Barron (54:00): “Well, that's really great.”

Her experiences resonate with listeners who have navigated similar cross-cultural challenges, all while maintaining the episode's light-hearted tone.

Closing Remarks: Wrapping Up with Laughter

As the episode concludes, Angela bids farewell amidst a series of humorous exchanges about modern conveniences like Cool Whip containers and litter-dealing strategies with mischievous wildlife. The hosts wrap up with their trademark wit, reminding listeners to tip their bartenders and stay safe.

Miles (63:40): “Watch out for those deer trash pandas.”

Charlie Barron (64:24): “Don't forget to tip your bartender.”

Notable Quotes:

• Charlie Barron (00:27): “Nashville. We took the show on the road, guys. Here we are.”
• Angela (47:45): “Number one, you don't lie to your kid. Straightforward eye contact. Tell them where the bear shits in the woods.”
• Charlie Barron (05:16): “They thought that was pretty.”
• Miles (02:34): “Your first and last name is much more suited for a bar name than mine.”

Conclusion

Episode #146 of Bellied Up masterfully blends humor, relatable anecdotes, and genuine interactions, making it a standout installment. From farmhand frustrations to parenting predicaments, Charlie, Miles, and their guests navigate a spectrum of topics with wit and warmth. Whether you're a regular listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode promises laughter and a touch of Midwest charm.

Transcript

[Charlie Barron's]

How old is she? Your daughter?

[Angela]

Oh, my God, Charlie. It's not a. It's not a dating app.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's not why I was asking.

[Miles]

Welcome back to another episode of the Bellied up podcast. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we are in Nashville, Tennessee.

[Charlie Barron's]

Nashville. We took the show on the road, guys. Here we are. I guess we've always had it on the road.

[Miles]

It's always been on the road.

[Charlie Barron's]

It's always been, well, in the bar on the road. But what road is this bar on, Miles?

[Miles]

We are on Broadway and at Luke's 32 bridge, the Luke Bryan bar downtown. Getting kind of big time, Charlie.

[Charlie Barron's]

Pretty big time. I would say too big time. Yeah. They sent us all the way up to the tippity top of this thing. I mean, there was four flights of stairs, my ass.

[Miles]

I was sucking a hind tit by the time I got up here.

[Charlie Barron's]

Hind, Ted. Oh, I haven't sucked hind tit in a while. And it's technically hind teeth. Okay. Hind tid. Something else, you know? But anyways, Miles, it's nice to be here with you. I like in Nashville. How you got like, Luke Bryan's got a bar across the street. Kid Rocks got a bar. Luke's is called 32 Bridge.

[Miles]

Kid rocks is called.

[Charlie Barron's]

What's it called? It's spinning the sign. The Big Ass Honky Tonk.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Charlie Barron's]

Great name. Okay, so, Miles, if you had a bar, what would your name be?

[Miles]

Well, first of all, I would either just be. It would probably just be Miles.

[Charlie Barron's]

Miles.

[Miles]

Miles is. See, my name's tough. Yeah, Miles is maybe.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, Miles is. But you wouldn't put your last name on it. Yeah, people would just be like mom to pleasure.

[Miles]

Yeah. You know, could just be Mount Pleasures.

[Charlie Barron's]

Dude, that's not. And it's just a big mountain. Miles's mount of pleasures. That's like a casino game. Honestly, that's like a. That's like a ding, ding, ding, ding, you know, and the mountain just gets bigger and bigger. The slot machine and then guy on.

[Miles]

The side and the climbing it.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. And it's like, whoa, it's about to burst. And then all of life's pleasures just come out of it, you know?

[Miles]

So turn suddenly turns into a volcano on the top. Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah. It's just spewing out, like, weird stuff. Snow. Oh, Miles, come on now.

[Miles]

Come on, come on, come on.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's a dirty joke.

[Miles]

Your first and last name is much more suited for a bar name than mine.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, Charlie Barron's.

[Angela]

Watch.

[Charlie Barron's]

Your own Bobber bar.

[Miles]

I like that.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, that's Very good. Yeah. And then basically, I don't want any.

[Miles]

You could do big old bass as well.

[Charlie Barron's]

Charlie Baron's big old bass bar. That's actually good bass bar. Charlie Baron. Charlie. Charlie Barron's big bass bar. Mm. Big.

[Miles]

Just Barron's big ass big bass.

[Charlie Barron's]

Baron's big bass bar. I like that, honestly, you know, and it works. And then there's a big bass, like, you know, about to bite someone in the ass, you know? Yeah, that'd be good. That'd be good. The big bad Baron's big bass bar and Miles mount of pleasure. We found it. We found it.

[Miles]

One day it's going to be very confused with a strip club. It's.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Miles]

People are going to think that they're going into a gentleman's club.

[Charlie Barron's]

They're going to be very disappointed when.

[Miles]

Honestly, let's get ahead of it. Let's just make it a gentleman's club.

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Miles]

Mom's going to not love it, but whatever.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, you got to do it differently. You know, I was actually just doing some shows out in Portland, and their strip clubs are. It's a different thing. I didn't go to mom. Okay, so don't get all fussy with me now. But they have vegan strip club clubs. And I'm serious. It says on the sign, vegan strip club. And I don't think it was a gimmick. I think they're only using pleather G strings, so it's pretty wild. And then there's a fair trade one, too, and I don't even want to think about what's being traded.

[Miles]

Oh, no.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, I just spilt all over me.

[Miles]

You're a mess.

[Charlie Barron's]

And your backpack.

[Miles]

You know what? Well, one, that's not my backpack. But two, that's.

[Charlie Barron's]

Whose is this?

[Miles]

That is karma for you, spilling the coffee on me on that one episode.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's true. That's true. Yeah. I do apologize for that. Again. Did anyone ever comment on us pulling belly button lint out of our stuff? What's that? They. Yeah, they. They thought that was pretty.

[Miles]

I. I hope when we did that on that episode that there was a thousand guys that all at the same time when we did it, they pulled out their lint.

[Charlie Barron's]

I like to think there was. We should have asked everyone to send us lint picks.

[Miles]

Yeah. You know, and then, like, shown the biggest ball of lint out of someone's belly button.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, well. And then you got guys out there, like, just raw dogging fleeces, just. Just to stack the numbers, you know, I Mean, you go out there with a fresh fleece, those things are shedding. Like, nobody.

[Miles]

Don't wash it first.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, you don't wash it and you just go. I mean, you got a whole pothole filled. You know what I mean? And also, what we didn't really think about with that whole episode was the fellas with the Audi belly buttons.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

They'll never know the pleasure of sticking a finger in their belly button, pulling out a little limp ball. Yeah. Now that we've turned off every female listener from this podcast, now that the.

[Miles]

Now that the women are gone, guys, let's chat.

[Charlie Barron's]

All right, fellas, let's really talk about Miles Strip club now. Y. Oh, yeah. Well, Miles, what do you think?

[Miles]

I think we're gonna have a good show here at Luke's 32 Bridge. I mean, imagine if we had two bars next to each other, downtown Broadway.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, we'd be competing.

[Miles]

Well, no, no, we're compliments.

[Charlie Barron's]

We're compliments.

[Miles]

They first go to your. The. The Baron's big bass bar, and then after, at about, like, you know, 10:30, they go over to the gentleman's club.

[Charlie Barron's]

So my job is to set them up for you to spike. I gotta get them liquored up to make bad enough decisions to jeopardize their marriage, you know?

[Miles]

Yeah, well, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna support that, but.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, I mean, you know. Okay, fine. To jeopardize their situationship. A lot of bachelorette parties in this town too.

[Miles]

Yeah. So we're. We're shooting this on a Monday morning. On the way here, I saw four gals. Five gals. Four of them had pink cowgirl hats, and one had the little, like, veil with the bride on it. And I was shocked.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. That they're doing it on Monday morning. Think about it.

[Miles]

They gotta be from the Midwest, and they're Midwest cheap.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's exactly like. I guarantee.

[Miles]

Well, hotels Monday through Wednesday are actually pretty cheap. Let's just do it then.

[Charlie Barron's]

Dude, I guarantee you they have a Friday wedding or like a. A Father's Day wedding or. What are the other days? Like an Easter Sunday wedding? Labor Day wedding? Labor Day. Is that. That might be a good day. There are like a few days at like, our.

[Miles]

No, their wedding is on like a Wednesday. Wednesday evening.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. Cheapest I could get because actually Friday weddings now are expensive too, because a lot of people start doing those, you know. Yeah. When Due to Wednesday wedding would be great, because then you only get the OGs, you know? That's true. It's almost like Doing. You should do a destination wedding to Arkansas, because that way it'll just really loves us. Yeah, right. Like, if you want to elope, but your mom's like, don't elope. Fine. Arkansas, destination wedding. See you there. And make it in Wednesday in the dead of summer, you know, 100%. And I'll be great.

[Miles]

That's what you should do at your next wedding.

[Charlie Barron's]

Hey, my next one. There you go.

[Miles]

Actually, we were saying on when we were getting here, I'd never been to.

[Charlie Barron's]

Arkansas, so let's never been to Arkansas.

[Miles]

We can go hog hunting before.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, there you go.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. Gil, maybe get one, put on a spigot, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's.

[Miles]

Yeah. Then you got. You got dinner for all the guests.

[Charlie Barron's]

There you go.

[Miles]

Camo. Tux. We can just wear it and we'll do. We'll do the helicopter version. You heard about that. People go hog hunting with, like, a turret in a. Oh. In a helicopter, and they just mow them down.

[Charlie Barron's]

God. I was thinking something else with helicopter, because he said, tux, and you were like, helicopter. What are you doing?

[Miles]

No, helicopter.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, that's like. That's for people with, like, a lot of money to burn, you know, because if you think about. Helicopter fuel is pretty expensive, apparently.

[Miles]

I. I know nothing of the fuel market.

[Charlie Barron's]

A friend of mine. A friend of mine wanted to do a helicopter tour of a. Because he was trying to impress a gal, and he said, you would not believe the amount of money you got to pay to do this. And I said, how is it that expensive? I'm talking several hundred dollars for a half hour. And he said, just the price of helicopter fuel. And I said, you know, you never think about the price of helicopter fuel.

[Miles]

I've never once until now.

[Charlie Barron's]

I know. Yeah. So anyways, boy, if we've. We've touched on a lot of subjects already today, Miles.

[Miles]

I know. We're dialed in.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, we are dialed in. I'm feeling good. Should take some callers.

[Miles]

You think, let's do it.

[Charlie Barron's]

Let's do it. So, guys, we got James here, and he has a beef with turn signals, hand signals.

[James]

Yeah, it's. So we do hay here in Michigan, and we run some old tractors. They don't got turn signals on them like the new fancy guys, you know, the big pockets. And so I always get a little nervous every year coming up for hay season, running down the road, wondering if I'm gonna get smacked, and I try to do the right thing and use my hand signals, which I think we all were Supposed to learn in driving school. Yeah, and I don't know, the lady down the street apparently doesn't know how to use them or read them because she almost took me out last year.

[Charlie Barron's]

No way. What happened?

[James]

I was making a left turn over into one of our fields here. The neighbor's daughter down the street thought I guess I was giving her the go ahead with my, you know, I threw my left arm out there, you know, kind of like I was trying to clothesline a WWE move. She neighbor's kid, I guess, didn't understand that and tried to go around me. I locked up the brakes, put the tractor sideways like it was another day.

[Charlie Barron's]

So wait, wait, wait, wait. You put, you locked up the brakes and put the tractor sideways?

[James]

Well, yeah, so I was starting, I put my. I saw her behind me.

[Charlie Barron's]

Huh.

[James]

You know, swiveled the head around.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[James]

And I put my good old, you know, useful left hand turn signal out there and I guess she said, okay, it's my turn to pass you. Nope.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[James]

So.

[Miles]

Well, Charlie, let's see if you know the hand signals.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yep.

[Miles]

Okay, so give me. I'm turning left. I'm turning right. I am breaking. Stopping.

[Charlie Barron's]

We gotta go through this. I. I know left and right.

[Miles]

Which one is down? Because there's a down like.

[James]

Well, that's down is down is breaking. And holding it up like you're about to give somebody a high five is a right hand turn.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, because you got the right angle. Okay, so clothesline. That means left.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay. Right angle. That, that's right hand turn. Okay. And then down. That means breaking. All right, that's good. I didn't know the breaking one. What other ones do we have to teach people since obviously they don't learn this no more?

[James]

Well, I think that's it. But, you know, it's just, I'm not gonna, you know, we got. I'm lucky enough to have four way flashers on this old pile of junk, but I'm not gonna go out and buy, you know, a flasher kit for it. That just sounds ridiculous.

[Miles]

I mean, so it's, I mean, kind of one of those situations, Charlie. But by trying to be safer, you've made it more dangerous.

[Charlie Barron's]

It. It is true. Had you not even waved her on.

[Miles]

I just started turning. You probably wouldn't even be in this scenario.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, so next time you just got to be a little less considerate of the person behind you and hope it all works out. No.

[James]

Oh, okay, so you're saying like, kind of like the four lane change east coast or. Yeah, Type deal.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[James]

Apply that. The tractor driving.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. You just. Well, that's a scary thing, man, because, you know, you're. You probably. You don't have a cabin there either. You could just go flying if she hit.

[James]

Yeah, well, yeah. You hope you go farther than the tractor does.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, that's true.

[Miles]

You could just try giving everyone the universal hand signal.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. What's that? Oh, oh, the. You let the bird fly. Yeah, yeah, that. That'll. You know, that's really going east coast.

[Miles]

Yeah, well, yeah. If you do your initial hand signal and they don't get it, then you give the universal hand signal.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah, that's true. That'll. It's weird.

[James]

You just want a good solution. Because I don't want to have to give old Russell, your buddy, a call every time try to make it turn.

[Miles]

That's true.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Miles]

But if you do end up in that situation again, call Nicola.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. Definitely give him a buzz. So how's the hay business going right now?

[James]

Well, we're waiting here in Michigan for first cut. Usually Memorial Day weekend.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[James]

If we're lucky.

[Charlie Barron's]

Coming up.

[James]

Good for you knowing.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh yeah. That's not what we like to see.

[James]

No, but I mean it should. It should pan out. You know, maybe we might be able to afford the 200 flasher kit this year. I don't know.

[Charlie Barron's]

Wow.

[James]

Kind of a steep. Steep. You know, you spend 200 bucks on a lot of things. 200 a beer or a flasher kit.

[Miles]

You know what, What I think you should do is all you're gonna do is end up spending like maybe 875 at the local drugstore. You're gonna get yourself three. Three tack boards or like poster boards. And then you're gonna get some zip ties and then you're gonna cut a hole the top of each poster board, then zip tie it to the back of the trailer or back of your seat or whatever. And then you just do a paint a big arrow, left, right, and a stop sign. And then you can just flip that around, whatever you're doing. And then you don't even have to buy turn signals.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, wow.

[James]

I like this.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[James]

This is like Amish ingenuity.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, this is Midwest ingenuity at its finest. This is great. A little swivel almost. You could have a little swivel thing behind it because you got to think he's on. If there's zip ties, then that's, you.

[Miles]

Know, like an old school scoreboard where they flip the.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, now I see even better. I like that yeah. You know, and if you want, we'll. We'll sponsor that right here.

[Angela]

We.

[Charlie Barron's]

We will send you. That's got to be about 16, 17. Yeah, I'm guessing we could sponsor it. We'll sponsor it. If you want that you let us know. Oh, yeah, we'll cash app you 1617. Miles will just let us know your cash app. And. And if you want us to go a next step further, we'll. We'll order it from you off of Walgreens.org.com rather. We'll get that sent right over.

[Miles]

And then we get. Then, yeah, then you. But this is only a deal if you write on the bottom says this turn signal is brought to you by bellied up podcast.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then have our. Have our QR code so that they can listen to the podcast.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, now we're adding an advertise. Now we're asking them to advertise for us for free, Miles.

[Miles]

Well, I started doing the math on how many people are going to see this, and 16, 17 bucks is probably appropriate for that advertisement.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, the neighbor's daughter.

[James]

That's what it sounds like.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah. Parade flow. There you go.

[Miles]

All right, now we're talking. If you want to drive your tractor through the middle of a suburban area, then I'm down.

[Charlie Barron's]

You got.

[Miles]

Then we'll start paying.

[Charlie Barron's]

What town are you there in Michigan?

[James]

We're. We're over here in Oxford, which I guess people could call Detroit, because anywhere an hour and change from Detroit is Detroit.

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay. Do you guys have a parade coming up?

[James]

You know, I don't know off the top of my head, but by. By golly, I could guess. Get on the interwebs and look it up.

[Charlie Barron's]

No, we don't want you doing that. Plus, you're supposed to be cutting Memorial Day weekend anyway, so that's when a lot of parades are. But, you know, anyways. Well, I think we got you on in a good way. There any other pet peeves you got with drivers and tractors on the road?

[James]

I mean, I got plenty of them, but the one thing I did want to bring up, which is unrelated to tractors, was I'm sure you guys are familiar with the Culver's.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, yeah, we know Culver's intimately.

[James]

Well, so they installed one of those bad boys in the town here. And the doctor goes, you know, hey, I see your. You really gained some weight this year. I go, well, yeah. They. He goes, what's going on? I go, you didn't see they put a Culver's in town. He goes, no, I go, well, yeah. What do you think I've been eating? It's only the best place in the Midwest. So my proposition is. This is. Listen, I know, I know the bar is. Is a sacred place, right. Like a church place. And I think we can talk the same language. You guys are creasers. I'm one of the same.

[Charlie Barron's]

Sure.

[James]

And so what my proposition is, can we make Culver's a shrine of the Midwest? Like, you know how there's shrines for the good old church that you go to and visit? Can we make Culver's a shrine of the Midwest? This place is just phenomenal.

[Charlie Barron's]

To enshrine the Culver's. All Culver's or just your Culver's?

[James]

No, no, all of them. Because I think they're all equally responsible for early onset diabetes. If you're from the Midwest, you gotta have that in you somewhere.

[Miles]

I mean, I think Culver's isn't far off from being a shrine in the Midwest. Got that homestyle feel. They got cheese curds, the whole thing. I think the only that Culver's is mix missing is a roadside attraction at each location.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I do want. I. I kind of wish that they had a fiberglass something or another.

[Miles]

The world's largest blank.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yes, yes. The world's largest fiberglass loon. The world's largest fiberglass musky.

[Miles]

You know, Paul Bunyan.

[Charlie Barron's]

Paul Bunyan.

[Miles]

The whole thing.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. The world's biggest penny. You know, I mean, the world's biggest courage.

[James]

We'll just.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's not a bad idea.

[Miles]

Fiberglass curd. There we go. Hopefully not going to be very esthetically pleasing. Just going to be a giant yellow ball that's got.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, they deep fry them there, too. So what it should be is a fried cheese curd pulled apart by way more interesting. And then you get the cheese kind of connecting the two deep fried ones.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

And then they get out there and spray paint that.

[Miles]

And then people can take a photo by sitting on the cheese in the middle.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah. Oh, Culver should pay us at this point.

[Miles]

I mean, they should.

[Charlie Barron's]

Genius idea.

[James]

You just. You just put it next to your hardware store beer place. Yeah, right next door.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. Holy smokes. Now we're cooking with gas here. I mean, I. I think that we don't have a. Are you good with fiberglass in addition to tractors?

[James]

You know what? Any farmer, you give some baling twine in there, we'll probably make it work.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Miles]

I think also too. Charlie, if we're. If Culver's is committing to the cheese roadside attraction, they gotta have a location with a squeaky cheese curd with a button that when you press it, the curd squeaks.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Press and you. Do you pay a quarter?

[Miles]

We could. Yeah, Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

I think we got to recoup our investment in the squeaker. Plus that squeaker is going to need maintenance. So. Something to think about.

[Miles]

What's funny is like, you know, like, top the Empire State building, you can like pay a quarter or whatever and then look through the little magnifying.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Viewfinder thing. If we did that in the Midwest, what you would end. You'd put in there and you'd be looking and then you would just be staring directly at another person that's doing that, like 15 miles.

[Charlie Barron's]

I thought you were gonna say put it right in front of the cheese curd so they could look at it better. That's a good idea.

[Miles]

Yeah. Especially in North Dakota. It's so flat. If they had those in multiple towns, you would just be staring at each.

[Charlie Barron's]

See the other person.

[Miles]

They could just have like a walkie talkie and you guys could just be.

[Charlie Barron's]

Like, oh, that's a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea.

[Miles]

I don't know why I thought of that.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Miles]

North Dakota, where you can watch your dog run away for eight miles. Well, man, we appreciate you calling in today.

[James]

No, thanks. Thanks for having me, guys. And then Charlie, I just want to let you know, listening to the episodes here recently, and somebody asked about you rematching Miles for the good old arm wrestle. Arm wrestle? Yeah. I just need to warn you, you know, I got young kids like Miles has. You know, his new one. You gotta watch out. He's gonna be carrying that kid around all the time. You got, you know, a 20 pound kid on your arm every day. You're not gonna win this battle.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, that's why his arms strong, okay?

[Miles]

The longer you delay this, the more my kid's gonna weigh and the less chance you got of beating me ever again.

[Charlie Barron's]

You know what? I'm cr. I've been crushing the. The 30 racks. I've been lifting three 30 racks every day, okay? Just. Just to warm up for my next chance. He's gonna. He's gonna fold like. Like a deck of cards here soon, and I'm gonna get them, and I'm gonna show you guys that I am stronger than Miles. So don't you worry, all right?

[James]

I'm just. I'm giving you insider's View.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, thank you. I appreciate that. And congrats on your kid there, too. How many you got?

[James]

We got two of them. Another one coming on the way in June.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, there you go. Still getting the tractor in the barn, huh? Nice.

[James]

Yeah, you make one, you make a mistake, you might as well make it three times in a row.

[Charlie Barron's]

There you go. Yeah, sometimes you live and learn. Other times, you just live. I like your style.

[James]

All right, well, listen, you guys be good. Don't have, you know, have 1, 2, 3, many beers for me. And tell your folks I says hi.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, you too. Watch for deer out there on that tractor, all right? They definitely don't know the turn signals.

[James]

Yeah, you bet. No problem.

[Charlie Barron's]

All right, Real good now. We'll see you soon.

[Miles]

Nice guy parking the tractor in the barn.

[Charlie Barron's]

Do you like that?

[Miles]

Nice.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's a little. There's a. A love making innuendo.

[Miles]

Yeah, I got that.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

So, yeah. But, you know, a lot of people don't know those turn signals, but now they do. And that's what really this podcast is all about. Miles is spreading information through the bar.

[Miles]

Yeah. Sometimes misinformation.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. Oftentimes, in fact.

[Miles]

But I think we got this one right.

[Charlie Barron's]

I do, too. Yeah.

[Miles]

Right. Left.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh.

[Miles]

Oh, God.

[Charlie Barron's]

I. I was nervous. I was nervous.

[Miles]

Call the ambulance. Cherries and berries had to come.

[Charlie Barron's]

Cherries and berries had to come. What are you talking about?

[Miles]

The cops had to come. Rectify situation.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, that's what you're talking about. I was thinking emojis, cherries and berries. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so, Miles, you're driving down the road, right?

[Miles]

Yep.

[Charlie Barron's]

You get rear ended, someone hits you from the rear.

[Miles]

I mean, talk about a pain in the rear.

[Charlie Barron's]

Talk about a pain in the rear. Good play on words there, Miles. But you get out the car, and you're a good Midwest guy, so what do you do as soon as you get hit by the car?

[Miles]

Start apologizing.

[Charlie Barron's]

Start apologizing saying, yeah, this was completely my fault. I am so sorry. Well, if you get out there and you start Midwest Nice. In an accident, well, you're gonna be on the hook, legally speaking.

[Miles]

Oh. So don't Midwest. Nice accident.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, better yet, before you open your mouth, you better call Nikolay law.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. See, and he'll tell you, you know, just. Just be mom about it. It'll give you a lot of other good tips, too. So if you've been injured in an accident, don't give companies more cards in their deck. Okay. Call Nicolay Law. He'll even the playing field, because we all know you play cards on a field.

[Miles]

Welcome to the Belly Dub Podcast. Who we talking to?

[Angela]

Oh, you're talking to Angela.

[Miles]

Oh, Angela, you got Charlie here with me. How you doing?

[Angela]

Oh, you know, I was just driving out to run an errand because you boys were taking so long, but that's okay.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, sorry for taking so long. What are you out there getting? What? Your errand.

[Angela]

Oh, you know, just the day off drink.

[Charlie Barron's]

A day off drink? That's your errand to the bar or did you go to the liquor store?

[Angela]

No, no, liquor shop. Yep, I'm headed out to the liquor shop.

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay, well, good for you. Good for you.

[Miles]

I heard you're. I heard you're struggling with the new golf course in town.

[Angela]

Oh, boy. Which one? The one that comes into my property or the one that is actually a golf course?

[Miles]

Let's do both. Let's start with the property.

[Angela]

All those sons of bitches, they. They put a ball right through the window.

[Miles]

Oh.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, you got a ball in your window, huh? Well, hang on. Did you buy a house right on a golf course, or is this just coming in?

[Angela]

No, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm not stupid like that, okay? No, I live in an apartment complex, okay? When you move from the cities down to, you know, rural Wisconsin, you think you're safe, but then you think you hear shooting.

[Charlie Barron's]

All right? You're scared sometimes we're going to have to back this train up. So you were in what city?

[Angela]

Oh, I lived in St. Louis park for, God, 23 years.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, okay. Right over there in the Twin Cities. And then you move to. What city are you in now where this golf course seems to be a problem?

[Angela]

Can I say Grantsburg, Wisconsin?

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay, all right. So you moved into an apartment building there knowing there was a golf course right next to it.

[Angela]

Oh, yeah. But, you know, if you're taking a shot off the first. Well, actually, it's. I think it's the third T there. You got green, then you got whatever they call roughage. And then you got a city street that's about, you know, four car lengths wide. Then you got another four car lengths wide into our property. So who is splicing the ball?

[Miles]

You just told me that you went golfing in that city.

[Charlie Barron's]

Shut up, Miles. Shut up.

[Miles]

And you were talking about.

[Charlie Barron's]

Shut up.

[Miles]

You said there was this crazy lady on her balcony yelling at you after you broke her window.

[Charlie Barron's]

You know, the funny thing is that's why I don't golf. I golf once a year and I hit a home run. That's where you hit a home and you run. And unfortunately this time it was an apartment run. Wow. Bummer.

[Angela]

Oh, boys. Oh boy. Stop with your tomfoolery. You know it was you, so just fat stop.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, how much do I owe you for the.

[Angela]

It's not a big idea. It, it's not a big idea because I don't own the property. You know what I mean?

[Charlie Barron's]

That's true. That's true. Yeah. So I did it. So sorry about that. I apologize. Can I have my ball back?

[Angela]

Yeah, actually, I still have it on the. I, I, I'm not bullshitting you. I'll send you all over a picture. I still have it on my sink.

[Miles]

Is it just to make sure it's your ball? Is it a practice four?

[Angela]

No, he, he still hasn't gotten those balls made yet. I know he didn't because you guys talked about them in a later issue.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angela]

And they'll get some golf balls.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Angela]

And these aren't peach colored.

[Charlie Barron's]

Good memory. Oh, man.

[Miles]

What else is grinding your gears?

[Angela]

Oh, yeah. I went to the store the other day to grab a package of Cool Whips because I was making that jello salad. You know the one with the cocktail. You know, you put the cocktail fruit stuff in it with the marshmallows, the package. Oh, God, don't get me started on the jello.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, that is so good. No kidding.

[Angela]

And then you put some cottage cheese.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, you put the cottage cheese in there. Good for, by the way, applause to you on your cooking. But the jello, it's taking you two jello packets now to make that. They gotta sell them. They cut it in half and they're selling it twice now.

[Angela]

Yeah, because you gotta make smaller batches. Cause these gosh damn families don't know how to have farm kids. You gotta get two packages to make a small stupid ass. I, I'm trying to make you a 9 by 6 pan or joe and I can't.

[Charlie Barron's]

I'm pissed off for you. Yeah, yeah. That's terrible.

[Miles]

And it all starts with these gosh darn farm families not having enough kids.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, you, you got to get out there and, and just spray and pray, you know.

[Angela]

Thank you, Max. But Charlie, I think it's the chemicals. I think they're putting a little more chemicals into, you know, the farm than they are into their wieners.

[Charlie Barron's]

Wow. Okay, so more chemicals in the farms than the wieners. What kind of chemicals were people putting in their Wieners. Back in the day. I'm. I'm actually not on this algorithm. Not down this rabbit hole.

[Angela]

You never read the Marshview Times? Marshfield Marshall Times published it. The MSG report it. I've read all the hot dogs are bad.

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay, okay. Hot dogs are bad, all right. Those are the wieners you're talking about. Now that makes more sense. That makes more sense.

[Angela]

Keep your mind out of the gutter. We're not even done with the day.

[Charlie Barron's]

Hey.

[Angela]

Oh, my Lord. Yeah, well, anyways, let's get back. Let's get back to the fruit salad.

[Charlie Barron's]

Let's get back to it.

[Angela]

Yeah, so I went to pick up the Cool Whip, you know, to get it put in my fruit salad.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And as soon as I opened, my new Tupperware, lid broke.

[Charlie Barron's]

Come on. How long have you had that Tupperware?

[Miles]

The Cool Whip?

[Angela]

I just bought it. Oh, my God. You're not listening.

[Charlie Barron's]

No, I heard you say Tupperware. The Cool Whip container, okay.

[Miles]

Is the Tupperware, Charlie.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, it's the Tupperware. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Yeah, I wasn't doing it. Don't even get me started now. Okay. Good Lord.

[Miles]

I heard you loud and clear. I was. I was following the whole time. You know, what a tragedy that you cracked the Tupperware top, too.

[Charlie Barron's]

They're not making them like they used to. Did you even put it in the wash first? Or did it crack right off the gate?

[Angela]

Right out the gate? I took that stupid plastic seal off, so no one puts their finger in it.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Angela]

You know.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Angela]

I just. I literally, I. I did, you know, an equal applied force, both sides, you know, some up crap.

[Charlie Barron's]

Good Lord.

[Angela]

Crack like it was made in China.

[Charlie Barron's]

You know, they should. We got to bring those Cool Whip jobs back to America.

[Miles]

That is true. The container jobs.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, the container. Cool Whip container jobs. Bring them back here. Here. Well, that's if you heard me.

[Angela]

My. My hand is pumping to my chest and I believe it. Gotta bring that back.

[Charlie Barron's]

So I got. Just a real quick question. Would you be willing to give us your jello salad recipe?

[Angela]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's easy. Super, super easy. You just gotta pick everything up at the store. But it might cost you $120, not 120 cents.

[Miles]

There's eggs in this recipe.

[Angela]

Oh, you know what, Dan? Near it, I should give you the banana split tort one. That would cost you $237. You could buy a lobster cheaper. You know, Stupid acid. What's the best. Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

All right, well, so we're probably not Going to get that recipe after all, huh? Huh? What? I.

[Angela]

Well, yeah, but I don't think we have time for the patience because, you know, you have to store it in the fridge, let it set up.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, that's true, that's true. Dare I ask, you just want the rest. The outlet dar has. What else is grinding your gears?

[Angela]

The county's paving all the roads so there's no more springs coming up in the middle. So I can't go mud bogging down the middle of the roads anymore.

[Charlie Barron's]

Gosh darn it, don't you hate it when that happens?

[Angela]

Whatever happened to the natural springs?

[Charlie Barron's]

I'm asking the same question. You got a bunch of do gooders out there saying we gotta pave these roads, but do ya?

[Angela]

No, because then the taxes go up and then the eggs go up and then, you know, soon enough the farmers can't drive down the roads having fun. Mud boggin.

[Miles]

And if the farmers don't have fun, then they're not going to get laid anymore. And then we don't have any farmers having any kids anymore and you got to make jello in smaller quantities and.

[Charlie Barron's]

There'S still a lot of chemicals in these wieners and oh my God, you.

[Angela]

Guys are getting it. We're going back to the days of dead.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yes. Yeah, it's, it's, you know, this world today, okay? We need, you know what we need? We need you in elected office. I think, I think we need to elect you clean.

[Angela]

You darn betcha. And the first thing in priority, first thing in priority is cut paving roads because we need the money for other things like Silver Cabs. Hello. How are we supposed to get our husbands back from the bar safely?

[Miles]

That's true.

[Charlie Barron's]

Silver Cabs, I think.

[Miles]

Sober cabs.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, sober, sober cabs.

[Angela]

Sober cabs funded by the government as opposed to that asphalt that heats up the sun. Dirty dogs.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, dirty dogs is right.

[Angela]

And then, then also we need, you know, fellers to come around and, you know, drink some lemonade or sweet iced tea if it's your suit. And you know, start doing things around the house so the women, you know, get a little randier.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, wow, that's not.

[Miles]

Know where I was going.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's what gets you going. A feller coming around doing stuff around the house, huh?

[Angela]

Oh, yeah, you know, that flabby gut just hanging out with the belt, trying to hold on, you see. Hey, I got some under this package. I just can't fix it.

[Miles]

Are you describe to us your ideal male body. What are you looking for?

[Angela]

Oh, he's gotta at least be, you know, five, six, just so he can hop up in his lifted truck. Gotta be a lifted truck. So then when he gets up there, you hear his belly hit the steering wheel because his dumbass stupid doesn't even realize there's a steering wheel left. Should have lifted it up before he got out, but then again, men always don't think about that. And then I want to see his long bearded hair flow in the wind when he gets up there.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Charlie Barron's]

It's not a lot to ask, you know.

[Miles]

It's really not.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. Are you.

[Angela]

Nope. Just a lifted truck and a lifted steering wheel. That's all I'm asking.

[Charlie Barron's]

And a lifted gun, but you got it all right there.

[Angela]

How did.

[Miles]

How did you live. How did you live in St. Louis park for 23 years?

[Angela]

Oh, my God. Oh, Max. I'm gonna tell you stories and we'll keep it short, but. Because we gotta go sometime today because I still have to go to the liquor shop. So I would be sitting there and so I went through college, everything. Get all my good deeds for, you know, society being a 1980s child. You gotta do something. And then everybody would always say, how do you still talk like that? And I said. I says to them, I says, you know, a guy comes over from Finland or something, and he still talk like that. Why do I have to stop? Oh, I got picked on so much.

[Charlie Barron's]

Where did you grow up?

[Angela]

I kicked on so much. Oh, over there by. You know, down there by the vent.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, down there?

[Angela]

Yeah, down. You know, I think it was. Who was it that sang that? Orange tape? The banana. Banana Breaders or something. They used to sing something about hunting and fishing and farming.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that one.

[Miles]

That song.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Angela]

No, you know, I got the beer singing blues I don't care what I'm fishing for Just give me an acre and a couple of or. Cuz I got them spring fishing at large. There we go.

[Charlie Barron's]

There it is.

[Angela]

At large.

[Charlie Barron's]

Ah, okay. I gotta tell you, you're a catch. Are you taken?

[Angela]

I'm taking time out.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, okay.

[Angela]

I just got. I just got done with something. He realized I was too much.

[Charlie Barron's]

Ah, all right, all right. Sorry. You're just. You're not looking for nothing now. Just taking time out.

[Angela]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not because I want to, just because there's nothing available. You know what I mean? Me.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Angela]

What's got no big gutter up here? Told you. Nobody willing to come up, you know, fix the window that you guys broke.

[Charlie Barron's]

Nothing.

[Miles]

That. That should be Our next. Our next dating app is something about only guys with big guts.

[Charlie Barron's]

Guys, gut guys, guys with guts.

[Angela]

They have to have that beard, you know, that beard that flows in the wind.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Angela]

When they're walking around.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah. That's what gets you going. Something to grab onto.

[Angela]

Yeah, well, you can always spread them for handlebars, but you. You know, I don't know. I don't know if I'm ready to do the backside. You know what I mean? So let's. Let's stay missionary here, Charlie. Let's focus. Focus. I'm not riding a big handled hog.

[Charlie Barron's]

You know, I. I didn't say you were. I was just thinking about your jello salad, that's all. That's all. What'd you say?

[Angela]

I said it's creamy, it's delicious. Goes down with a few bush lights.

[Miles]

You know, you just made me spit, take my beer all over the bar.

[Angela]

Sorry, boys. I'll try to be more appropriate.

[Miles]

Don't ever change.

[Angela]

Heavenly Father, for I have sin. I went on a podcast with two boys younger than me, and I made him choke. I didn't want to kill him, but I did.

[Charlie Barron's]

What else are you doing today?

[Angela]

Oh, yeah. Well, see, I worked all week at the dairy because I stay true to my root. You know, farm life is gonna make you the best wife.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's right.

[Angela]

And then, so I stay true to my roots, and then they give me these days off once in a while, so I took the day off and I decided I was gonna sit around the house and look at all the cleaning I had to do and wish that I had enough nice strapping fat man sitting outside my window. But I didn't. So I decided to drink.

[Charlie Barron's]

What are you drinking? What's your drink? Your go to.

[Angela]

Well, do I have money or don't I?

[Charlie Barron's]

This day and age, probably not.

[Angela]

Okay, so then I'm doing Milwaukee's best, if I can find it on the shelf. Sometimes I have to go with the light, even though I'm not trying to lose weight, because trying to gain muscle, not lose weight.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, you've been. You've been working out, Trying to gain some muscle or what?

[Angela]

Charlie, I work at the theory. Do you know how many pounds a day I lift and how many paces I take?

[Charlie Barron's]

That was.

[Angela]

I put you guys to shake.

[Charlie Barron's]

That was Miles who asked that? I would never ask such a question like that.

[Angela]

Sorry. The Midwest fart in mind. I have a kid.

[Miles]

So you have a child, you said?

[Angela]

Yeah, I have one. She's a straight A student and she kind of Talks like me, but she's funnier.

[Miles]

Oh, wow.

[Charlie Barron's]

How old is she? Your daughter?

[Angela]

Oh, my God, Charlie, it's not a. It's not a dating app.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's not why I was asking. It's just polite conversation.

[Angela]

Oh. Oh, my bad. Yeah, cool it, Leonardo. I had Bernice Ken Check's husband, come up to me and said, oh, that's a pretty little girl. I said, hey, feller, I know about you kind. And I had to walk away because.

[Charlie Barron's]

Put me in the same category as Bernice Chinchak's husband. Okay. For God's sake. I was just.

[Angela]

You can't see anything bad about him because they raised the winter hogs down in their basement, so you can't say nothing bad about them. You always had food all year long.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's true. That's true. I guess I was just saying they.

[Angela]

Had chickens out in their front porch. Okay. Anyways, so, yeah, she's a seventh grader. I'm not going to divulge her age, but.

[Miles]

No, that's fine.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's. That's just she.

[Angela]

She advanced, so she's not as old as she should be for. Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, she.

[Miles]

She skipped up a grade.

[Angela]

She did. She did. They said. They said, this little bastard is not gonna make it. She is too smart for all these damn kids.

[Miles]

Let's go.

[Charlie Barron's]

Good for her.

[Miles]

So what would you say? I. I have a little almost 10 month old now, and I'm about to get into the phase of life where I got to teach this kid how the world works and how to be smart in school. What is the best parenting advice you can give me?

[Angela]

Buckle up. Here we go. Number one, you don't lie to your kid. Okay? Yeah. Straightforward eye contact. Tell them where the bear shits in the woods, you tell them. Number two, I always talk to her in Spanish, French, and in English, always. So she knows Spanish and she knows how to count. Spanish In a hundred, she knows French. In 100, she knows English and probably 20. I don't know. She never really speaks it, but just open their minds to different things and don't watch that stupid. Those other colored people that sit on the PBS with the big bellies and the stupid shapes on their head.

[Miles]

Oh, the Teletubby. I did not know where we were going. I did not know.

[Charlie Barron's]

Where I was concerned. For a minute there, I was concerned.

[Angela]

Don't subject her to that, okay? Because. Or him. Him. Sorry. Right? It's a him.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Okay, so what you're going to do is start talking right now like they're an adult. Because that's what I did with her. Because as soon as they start talking, you want them to start talking to you.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's true.

[Angela]

Don't do that.

[Miles]

All right, so Charlie is going to. You're gonna give me a parenting lesson? Charlie is my kid, and you're gonna. He just, he just got home from school.

[Angela]

Let's just stop. He's in jail already.

[Charlie Barron's]

I'm in jail already. What are you talking about?

[Angela]

Wait, I had to give you parenting advice. Oh, boy. You're in jail?

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, I'm in jail.

[Miles]

So if Charlie. If Charlie was a kid and he came home from school and said, I got a C minus on my report card, what are you gonna say to.

[Angela]

Charles? Broadway, whatever. How hard is it to turn in your paperwork? Because, you know, that's what he was doing. He was just sitting there. He didn't put his paperwork in.

[Miles]

Charles, what do you have to say for yourself?

[Charlie Barron's]

An Espanol or no. Oh, wow.

[Miles]

French.

[Charlie Barron's]

I get it. It's French. Tango unse en me reporto cardo kudo.

[Angela]

Oh, boy.

[Miles]

Oh, boy.

[Angela]

You need. You need to go back. You need to go back a few grades.

[Charlie Barron's]

So you know three different languages, huh?

[Angela]

Yes, and I know sign language tool, and I'm doing it right now. But you can't see it because obviously we're on the telephone.

[Miles]

Jared, what did I say? I want to teach my kid. What are the three languages you wanted?

[Charlie Barron's]

English, French, Spanish, and sign language. Wow.

[Miles]

That's what I said on a previous podcast.

[Charlie Barron's]

Look at this. You got your tutor right now.

[Miles]

I couldn't be more on board with your parenting style.

[Charlie Barron's]

Hang on. Did you live abroad?

[Angela]

I, I, I did. Yep. And they laughed at me too.

[Charlie Barron's]

Where'd you live? Where'd you live?

[Angela]

I lived in, I lived in France for six months, and then I lived in Spain.

[Miles]

Nice.

[Charlie Barron's]

Wow. How long in Spain?

[Angela]

Yeah. Oh, I only did a three month tour, and then I got sick of him.

[Charlie Barron's]

Wow.

[Miles]

I just imagine those guys aren't really your style over there with the skinny jeans and, you know, working out and all that.

[Angela]

Miles. We call them metrosexuals.

[Miles]

No, Got it. Thank you for clearing that up.

[Angela]

They, they house their. They house their wieners a little more tighter than I. I think they should.

[Miles]

I like how she cleared her throat like she was gonna say it an.

[Charlie Barron's]

Innuendo and then just said wieners went for. Yeah.

[Miles]

So, yeah, they got their, they got their packages shrink wrapped over there.

[Angela]

Yeah. Yeah. And you know what happens? I mean, unless it's self rising, which. Yeah, Sometimes. No, but anyways, it was a good one. It was a good fun time. Oh, and yeah, Miles, I would tell you that I did teach her how to speak sign language to me before she did talk.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Angela]

So she would tell me what she was hungry. She would tell me like apple or she would tell me to off. I mean, whatever she wanted.

[Charlie Barron's]

How do you say off? Oh, I know that one.

[James]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You don't say it. Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

So I know more. This is more, right?

[Miles]

Yeah, this is more.

[Angela]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I got, I got, I got picked on a lot because of my, my, my accent. But they did tell me when I lived in Spain that I had perfect diction.

[Charlie Barron's]

Wow. Nice.

[Angela]

Yeah, I put the dick in. Yep.

[Miles]

She's just trying to work that in.

[Charlie Barron's]

That was good. That was good.

[Angela]

No, no, no. Sorry. No, actually they do say I have perfect fiction when I talk Spanish.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, that's really great. Were you just out there for men or were you working? Out there working? Are you in the CIA?

[Angela]

Wish I'd come over there, you know, and bust you in.

[Charlie Barron's]

Bust me in?

[Angela]

Well, no, I, No, I, I was, I was very fortunate. I. When I. I left home early and when I, When I left my mom and dad's house, it wasn't, you know, it was, it was a good time, but you know, it's small town. Cousin was hitting on me kind of small town. And I decided that I needed to move to the Twin Cities, so I moved out there and then I started at culinary school. So I got really smart, I guess. I don't know. So, yeah, so yeah, I got a full ride over to France to study with Ms. And Chef. So. Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

Wow, that's awesome. So you got some really good jello salad is what you're telling us.

[Angela]

Oh, if you got the right marshmallows, you'll have the right salad. Telling you, not those tiny ones. You can't get those tiny ones.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's good life advice.

[Angela]

You can't get that. You can't get that Jiffy Pop stuff. That's too fake. Right now you need to go in for the hard sugar one. The hard sugar like our family or best value. Yeah.

[Charlie Barron's]

Full gelatin.

[Angela]

Yeah. Well, jello. J E L O. No.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, this has been really nice chit chatting with you.

[Angela]

Oh yeah, you know, anytime. Hey, by the way, I just was gonna talk to you guys about. What do you guys got coming up now? Well, I know you're gonna be up here.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, we'll be up there soon yet still. And.

[Miles]

And then we'll Be around there at that this summer at some point.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, we'll be up.

[Miles]

We'll be down there.

[Charlie Barron's]

We'll be. We'll be up.

[Miles]

And then the fall, we're going up there.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, we'll probably. Yeah, we'll be. You keep an eye out. We'll. We'll be around, you know.

[Angela]

Yeah, okay. I'll. I'll let you know when I get off probation. Maybe I'll come and see you. I can't just go willy nilly around this whole country, you know?

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, but you can go to the liquor.

[Miles]

That was so dumb of us to assume she could travel.

[Angela]

YouTube, boys. YouTube.

[Charlie Barron's]

Guys, you're.

[Angela]

You guys are silly.

[Charlie Barron's]

Okay, well, I was gonna say you're a hoot and a howler. You stay in touch now.

[Angela]

Okay, well, you know my phone number. I got yours. But anyways, you two fellas, you take it easy. And by the way, your mom, she called me the other day. Charlie, turn your fucking paperwork in. Oh, my God. Question, answer.

[Miles]

Charlie's real problem in school is that he was cheating off of me. And so that's how you got a C minus.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, I picked the wrong person to cheat on.

[Angela]

You can't pass that one, Miles, because you're out in the middle of nowhere, Fargo. No, you can't pass that one.

[Miles]

No, you're right.

[Angela]

You didn't meet Charlie until up about a few years ago. Come on, man. Stay up with your game. But boys, listen. There's a lot of trash pandas out there right now, okay? So watch out for the trash pandas. And you know, the ditch chickens are out too, because it's nice. Yeah, most of all those deer. Watch out for them deer.

[Miles]

All right.

[James]

Real good.

[Miles]

Tell your folks I says hi.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yes, please do.

[Angela]

Oh, no need to. They'll call me. I'll tell them I says hi. Free?

[Miles]

Yeah, I suppose.

[Charlie Barron's]

All right, boys, will you be good now?

[Angela]

Hey, now let me tell you one more thing before we go.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah? Yeah. What is you go out.

[Angela]

You go out and get a package of that Cool Whip and you tell me I'm not wrong.

[Charlie Barron's]

We'll get that Cool Whip and we'll. We'll make sure that it comes off nice and good. Otherwise we got to start a revolution Manufacturing.

[Miles]

We gotta. Probably problem with big containers.

[Charlie Barron's]

Country crock. You can't go wrong with that one. That. That seals a little nicer than the Cool Whip on the leftovers.

[Angela]

Yeah, but they went in that stupid rectangle.

[Charlie Barron's]

I know, I know. Just bring back the circle, for God's sake. Give us what we're used to. And also start putting coffee back in a can again. What was wrong with a can?

[Angela]

Oh, my God. No, because we, you know, do watch these videos on these other countries. They put them in bags now and they sell it to you in these bags one time use. But you still gotta put it in a cup.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, right. No, that's what I'm saying. Like what. What was wrong with the. The tin can? Coffee, you know, because then afterwards you got a good screw jar. You try putting.

[Angela]

Not even that, you know, because the raffles are coming up here. Because it's spring.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And you got, you know, the. The hunter raffle. You got the bull raffle. Everything down at the vfw.

[Charlie Barron's]

Everything.

[Angela]

They're gonna need a coffee can.

[Charlie Barron's]

They are.

[Angela]

So what, am I. Am I gonna have to have my daughter go back to paper machine?

[Charlie Barron's]

I mean, you might have to at this point, you know.

[Angela]

Oh, yeah. You know, that will. That won't last over all that beer spilling.

[Charlie Barron's]

No, I don't think so. It'll slop up pretty good. But there's nothing that feels better than slapping down a nice hard tin coffee can on the deal. It feels sturdy and everything. You try doing that with the plastic ones. Just think, you know, people aren't thinking about these things.

[Angela]

And then they break at the bottom.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, they do.

[Angela]

Oh, boy. You know what? You're gonna have to call me back. I'm getting thirsty. Just, you know, call me back later and we'll talk about more plastic shit. Like stupid milk jugs.

[Charlie Barron's]

That's a whole other can of worms right there.

[Miles]

Well, it's not a can.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, it's a jug of worms. Well, anyway, you be good, all right.

[Angela]

No, you take care. Drive safe. And watch out for those trash cans.

[Charlie Barron's]

We will. We'll be looking out for them. Okay. Hey, keep your trash cans on tighter, though, you know? Cause they can get in there. You leave a little gap. They got fingernails. They'll get it up.

[Angela]

Oh, you know, I. I got this stupid ass bear that lives in my town. A bunch of them.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And they tip over my stupid garbage.

[Charlie Barron's]

Can all the time, you know? Yeah, you gotta. You gotta outsmart them a bit. And you set up a little. Little box for it with. And you put some bricks on the side. And they're not gonna be able to push it over then yet. Or you get an actual dumpster and put a lock on it. They're. They're hip to you.

[Angela]

No way, Jose. I'm. I'm carrying out six trash bags. You think I want to sit and put it down with all over my hands and unlock a lot.

[Charlie Barron's]

Well, I'm just saying they need to learn their place. Well, then you better teach them their place. You get the BB gun.

[Angela]

I'm gonna sit up all night. Yep.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yeah, well, I think I got the hand.

[Angela]

Handcraft.

[Charlie Barron's]

One thing about a BB gun and a bear is you're just gonna piss it off, and then it's gonna be mad at you. And they can climb.

[Angela]

That's okay. Bring it on. I got that guy out there doing the front deck, remember?

[Charlie Barron's]

Oh, yeah.

[Angela]

He's about as big as a bear.

[Miles]

Also, you kind of have built in protection at your place because there's always golf balls flying into it, so good luck, bear.

[Charlie Barron's]

That is true.

[Angela]

Yeah. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna send you over a picture of this golf ball, and I'm gonna paint it pink just for you, Charlie, and say it was yours.

[Charlie Barron's]

Please do. That would be nice.

[Miles]

Well, I suppose you better get into the liquor shop. And we got to keep her moving here on. On some more callers, so.

[Angela]

Yeah, and I gotta go take a nap to get over my drunk before my daughter gets home. All right. Yeah, sounds good, guys.

[Miles]

Have a good one.

[Charlie Barron's]

We'll see you soon.

[Angela]

Keep it up.

[Charlie Barron's]

We will. You too.

[Miles]

I think that was my first ever spit take on this podcast.

[Charlie Barron's]

She was on another level.

[Miles]

I mean, that if we didn't stop her, he could have been the whole episode.

[Charlie Barron's]

Could have been. I. Well, I tried to not stop her, and she. She. First. We. We exchanged Midwest goodbyes three times. She wanted to go, then we wanted to go, and then she wanted to go.

[Miles]

And watch out for those deer trash pandas. Well, Miles, another great episode of the Bellied up podcast.

[Charlie Barron's]

We heard and seen it all this time.

[Miles]

Yes, we did.

[Charlie Barron's]

And I can't wait to hear and see more with you, Miles, down this dusty road.

[Miles]

Guys, if you're in Nashville, you got to get to Luke's 32 bridge. It's a great spot.

[Charlie Barron's]

They got beer.

[Miles]

That's the thing. You know, as a Midwesterner, you go to Nashville for first time, you want to go to Broadway, you don't know where to go. Head on over to Luke's 32 bridge. Be a good time.

[Charlie Barron's]

Yes, they have to all boys.

[Miles]

Well, guys, thanks for tuning into another episode of the Bellied up podcast.

[Charlie Barron's]

Don't forget to tip your bartender.

[Miles]

Tip your bartender. We'll see you next one.

[Charlie Barron's]

Bye.