Bellied Up Podcast Episode Summary

Episode: The Most Wisconsin Lady You’ll Ever Meet #142
Release Date: March 6, 2025
Hosts: You Betcha Guy (Myles) & Charlie Berens

Introduction

In this engaging episode of Bellied Up, hosts Charlie Barrons and Myles kick off the show with updates about their new voicemail system, encourage listeners to participate, and dive into a lively conversation with their caller, Ginger James. The episode seamlessly weaves together humorous brainstorming sessions, personal anecdotes, and audience interactions, creating a vibrant atmosphere typical of the podcast's unique charm.

New Voicemail System Announcement

[00:00 - 00:46]

Myles introduces the podcast’s new voicemail line, emphasizing accessibility for listeners to share their topics without the frustration of long wait times.

Myles: "By including the voicemail line, it will allow everyone to get a chance to have their topic heard."
Timestamp: [00:00]

Theme Park Brainstorming: "Charlie Barron's Land"

[02:17 - 09:47]

The hosts embark on a creative brainstorming session envisioning a theme park dedicated to Charlie Barrons, aptly named "Charlie Barron's Land." They draw parallels to famous Wisconsin landmarks and inject their signature humor into the concept.

Key Features Discussed:

• Roller Coasters: A ride themed around Charlie’s music, where riders watch for deer along fake woodland scenery.

  Charlie: "It's just a little ride through the woods, and you just go, watch out for deer."
  Timestamp: [03:28]

• Kissing Booth Alternative: A "Tell Your Folks I Say Hi Booth" where attendees pay a dollar to send greetings to their parents.

  Myles: "You pay a dollar, and that person calls their parents and tells them that you say hi."

• Interactive Games: Including a bow and arrow game with AI robots and a massive dartboard for playing cricket with bow and arrows.

  Charlie: "I want a massive dartboard and you just shoot bow and arrow at it."

• Unique Attractions: Squirrel-infested areas, bonfire zones, and a "Bird Watcher" tower that humorously drops binoculars on riders.

The discussion highlights their playful imagination and the potential hilarity of such a theme park, reflecting their comedic synergy.

Call-In Segment: Ginger James

[12:07 - 40:09]

Caller: Ginger James from Modesto, California, shares her experiences and engages in witty banter with the hosts.

Topics Covered:

1. Being a Ginger:

   • Ginger discusses the challenges and unique traits of gingers, including societal perceptions and personal anecdotes.

     Ginger: "We come in all shapes, sizes, and forms. I kind of did. I got the hype; I got the blue eyes."
     Timestamp: [14:16]

2. Desire to Live in Different Eras:

   • Ginger expresses a fascination with the Western and Gladiator eras, highlighting her preference for honor and excitement over modern comforts.

     Ginger: "I feel like the westerns have really given me... You could be a villain one day, and the next day you decide to be the sheriff."
     Timestamp: [22:17]

3. Relationship Insights:

   • Ginger shares her relationship history and her cautious approach to new relationships after a difficult long-term past relationship.

     Ginger: "I feel like it takes a lot more than four years to get to know someone."

4. Work and Lifestyle:

   • Ginger discusses her diverse work history, including construction and farming, and her preference for hard work over opportunistic jobs.

     Ginger: "My resume is pretty stacked with just a lot of different work. I do a lot of construction. I do a lot of farming."
     Timestamp: [35:32]

5. Humorous Anecdotes:

   • Ginger recounts a wild night attending Charlie Barrons' shows, including unexpected events involving an older lady named Brenda and interactions with her husband.

     Ginger: "I had to help slap him across the pit and get him in the hotel room that night."
     Timestamp: [58:22]

Notable Quotes:

• Ginger on Gingers:

  "We have to buy a bunch of squirrels and let them go. I think actual squirrels in there would be good."
  Timestamp: [08:38]

• Ginger's Perspective on California Weather:

  "We don't get rain anymore, we don't get any kind of moisture. We get a lot of fog and we get a lot of summer."
  Timestamp: [15:04]

Call-In Segment: Sally – New Year’s Resolutions

[40:40 - 74:30]

Caller: Sally shares her humorous struggles with her New Year's resolutions, specifically learning to use chopsticks and mastering the moonwalk.

Topics Covered:

1. Learning to Use Chopsticks:

   • Sally discusses her goal to use chopsticks more frequently, detailing her comedic attempts and challenges.

     Sally: "I want to use them for various foods, not just Chinese food or sushi, too."
     Timestamp: [41:12]

2. Mastering the Moonwalk:

   • Sally outlines her ambitious plan to learn the moonwalk, incorporating Michael Jackson’s music and humorous practice methods.

     Sally: "I have my step number one on the moonwalk is I got the Michael Jackson Thriller album, vinyl, for my record player."
     Timestamp: [50:26]

3. Funny Stories and Ambitions:

   • Sally recounts her experience attending multiple shows, interactions with Charlie Barrons, and her desire to become the "cool aunt" at her niece’s weddings with her moonwalking skills.

     Sally: "I went to six of your shows... She gave me a ticket, and then her seats were better than mine at the 10:30 show."
     Timestamp: [56:03]

Notable Quotes:

• Sally on Chopsticks:

  "I moved them from the junk drawer two sets to the drawer with the spoons and the knives and the forks."
  Timestamp: [44:25]

• Sally’s Resolution Hustle:

  "I do have a really big work history. I do a lot of construction. I do a lot of farming."
  Timestamp: [41:12]

Humorous Interactions and Closing Remarks

[74:30 - End]

The episode wraps up with lighthearted interactions between the hosts and the callers. Charlie and Myles continue their playful banter, poking fun at the moments shared by Sally and Ginger. The hosts reflect on the day's topics, humorously emphasizing the importance of watching out for deer—a recurring joke throughout the episode.

Final Quotes:

• Charlie on Deer Awareness:

  "We hope that you find a job or a time machine and can live it out, my guy."
  Timestamp: [35:32]

• Myles on Apple's Tap Handles:

  "They have 32 years worth of tap handles on the wall."
  Timestamp: [73:32]

Conclusion

Bellied Up delivers another episode filled with laughter, creative ideas, and relatable stories. Charlie Barrons and Myles demonstrate their comedic prowess through inventive brainstorming, engaging with callers on personal experiences, and maintaining a dynamic rapport. Whether discussing the whimsical concept of a personal theme park or navigating the humorous pitfalls of New Year’s resolutions, the hosts ensure listeners are entertained from start to finish.

Notable Timestamps and Quotes:

• Voicemail Announcement:

  Myles: "If you want to be on the show, call 218-303-5095."
  [00:00]

• Theme Park Idea Introduction:

  Charlie: "We should have your own theme park."
  [02:18]

• Ginger on Being a Ginger:

  Ginger: "We come in all shapes, sizes, and forms."
  [14:16]

• Sally’s Moonwalk Plan:

  Sally: "I have my step number one on the moonwalk is I got the Michael Jackson Thriller album."
  [50:26]

• Closing Joke on Tap Handles:

  Myles: "They have 32 years worth of tap handles on the wall."
  [73:32]

This episode of Bellied Up exemplifies the podcast's blend of humor, creativity, and interactive storytelling, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.