Bellied Up Podcast – Episode #130: The World's Coolest Homemade Bicycle

Release Date: December 12, 2024

Hosts: You Betcha Guy (Myles Montrez) & Charlie Berens

Episode Overview

In Episode #130 of Bellied Up, hosts Charlie Berens and Myles Montrez dive into a lively mix of sports banter, culinary critiques, and heartfelt listener stories. Recorded at the Garden Grill and Pub in Nymore Nigh, the episode encapsulates the quintessential Midwest charm with plenty of humor and camaraderie.

Main Discussions

1. Sports Banter: NFL Chants and the Packers-Vikings Rivalry

The episode opens with a spirited debate about the infamous skull chant used by the NFL’s Minnesota Vikings, which Charlie critiques humorously.

• Charlie Berens (00:45): “I think it is the dumbest chant in the NFL.”
• Myles Montrez (04:28): “The skull chant comes from the Viking war chant made popular by the Icelandic national football soccer team during UEFA Euro 2016. So they stole Aaron Jones and Brett Favre and the skull chant.”

The conversation highlights the playful rivalry between the Green Bay Packers and the Vikings, with Charlie expressing his disdain for the chant and Myles providing a backstory on its origins. They also brainstorm potential new chants for the Packers, showcasing their creative and comedic synergy.

2. Culinary Chat: Sweet Potato Fry Taste Test

Transitioning from sports, the hosts engage in a humorous taste test of sweet potato fries available at the Garden Grill and Pub.

• Charlie Berens (06:11): “This sweet potato fry. I gotta tell you, the Green Mill does not hold a candle to these.”
• Myles Montrez (06:30): “There's a reason why grill is in front of pub at this bar.”

Their playful critique praises the quality of the fries, awarding them “6 out of 5” stars, and adds a lighthearted touch to the episode’s flow.

Callers’ Stories

1. Wedding Woes with Caller Joe (08:15 – 24:50)

Joe shares his frustrating experiences with wedding vendors, highlighting issues like unexpected fees and unresponsive service providers.

• Joe (08:35): “These vendors, they just fleece you up, they flee sideways.”
• Charlie Berens (10:47): “That's a DJ move right there. So you're just having one thing after another. Huge pain in the ass.”

Joe details the challenges faced with his wedding venue, photographer, and DJ, emphasizing the stress and financial strain of planning a wedding. The hosts sympathize, offering humorous yet empathetic advice on navigating the notoriously tricky wedding industry.

2. Family Ski Lessons with Caller Morgan (26:37 – 37:50)

Morgan seeks advice on encouraging her athletic husband to learn winter sports to bond with their daughter.

• Morgan (27:04): “How do I convince him to do that?”
• Charlie Berens (29:08): “You could teach them together, you know. So then you're holding your kid's hand and then your husband's hand.”

The conversation explores the dynamics of teaching new skills within a family, blending practical suggestions with comedic storytelling about skiing mishaps and the intimidation of winter sports.

3. The World's Coolest Homemade Bicycle with Caller Caleb (42:31 – 56:38)

Caleb introduces an ambitious project: constructing a seven-person tandem bicycle, blending creative engineering with collegiate camaraderie.

• Caleb (43:19): “We’ve been collecting bikes around town and we're welding them together.”
• Charlie Berens (43:48): “I gotta see a picture of this. Do you guys have any pictures yet or you just in the drafting phase?”

Caleb elaborates on their process of merging different bike types, aiming to create a uniquely large and functional bicycle. The hosts engage enthusiastically, encouraging Caleb’s ingenuity while playfully cautioning about safety and liability.

• Myles Montrez (53:33): “You guys don’t have any assets then.”
• Charlie Berens (55:38): “You should actually go and ride it. I absolutely will.”

The segment highlights the Midwest’s inventive spirit, with Charlie and Myles expressing genuine interest and offering humorous support for Caleb’s unconventional project.

Fan Mail: Gift Ideas for Randy (40:03 – 41:19)

Heather reaches out seeking unique Christmas gift suggestions for her father, Randy, a classic Midwesterner with a penchant for Packers merchandise.

• Charlie Berens (40:29): “This is Heather, a very stressed daughter. Heather. How’d she know? I was going to suggest six pack.”
• Myles Montrez (40:33): “If you got a Randy in your life, just get him a nice ice cold bottle and glass of Tippy Cow.”

The hosts humorously navigate Heather’s request, ultimately recommending personalized and regionally relevant gifts that resonate with Randy’s personality and interests.

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with continued banter about Caleb’s bicycle project, reinforcing the show’s blend of humor, community engagement, and authentic conversation. Charlie and Myles encourage listeners to stay connected via Instagram for future call-ins and interactions, maintaining the podcast’s interactive and inclusive atmosphere.

• Charlie Berens (58:09): “Make sure that folks, you get these. Road hunting for ditch chickens, the merch.”
• Myles Montrez (58:13): “Well, guys, we'll see you in the next one. Make sure to tip your bartender.”

Notable Quotes

• Charlie Berens (00:45): “I think it is the dumbest chant in the NFL.”
• Joe (08:35): “These vendors, they just fleece you up, they flee sideways.”
• Caleb (43:19): “We’ve been collecting bikes around town and we're welding them together.”
• Myles Montrez (40:33): “If you got a Randy in your life, just get him a nice ice cold bottle and glass of Tippy Cow.”

Final Thoughts

Episode #130 of Bellied Up masterfully combines humor with real-life dilemmas, showcasing the hosts' ability to engage with listeners' stories while maintaining an entertaining and relatable dialogue. Whether it's navigating wedding planning headaches, fostering family bonds through sports, or embarking on wild engineering projects, Charlie and Myles create a welcoming space for the Midwest community and beyond.

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