Podcast
Berner Phone
Hosted by Hannah Berner and Des Bishop · EN
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.
Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline
(917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers
51episodes
Episodes
Newest firstAll episodes
Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2
Jan 1201:12:06Tap to summarizeThe dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' tour
Transcribe →Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps
Apr 21, 2025Tap to summarizeOur screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed
Mar 15, 202501:13:56Tap to summarizeHannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #81: TV You Need to Watch
Mar 9, 202501:26:14Tap to summarizeThe dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #80: Best Advice From A Therapist
Mar 3, 202501:29:38Tap to summarizeWho needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal
Feb 23, 202501:21:26Tap to summarizeThe list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #78: Life Advice From Des
Feb 16, 202501:17:35Tap to summarizeThe dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #77: What We Google
Feb 10, 202500:51:12Tap to summarizeSearch history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve
Feb 3, 202500:55:10Tap to summarizeHannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money
Jan 25, 202500:56:59Tap to summarizeWill people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Transcribe →