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Berner Phone
Hosted by Hannah Berner and Des Bishop · EN
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.
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Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed
Jan 19, 202500:59:10Tap to summarizeEvery now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?
Jan 11, 202501:05:35Tap to summarizeWe are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.
Transcribe →Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence
May 17, 2024Tap to summarizeHangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week. 10% off hero bread at hero.co with code BERNER 15% off luggage at beistravel.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 25% off daily synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN
Transcribe →Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps
Apr 11, 2024Tap to summarizeTechnology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat. 25% off at Seed.com/bern with code 25BERN MintMobile.com/BERNER
Transcribe →Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks
Dec 14, 2023Tap to summarizeThis week we are discovering new life hacks. They range from masturbating, public bathrooms, matching your socks, to being cringe and feeling free. Berner Phone under Podcast when you sign up for Earnin on Google Play or App Store.
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Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics
Jul 25, 2023Tap to summarizeThis week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy while sharing our personal experiences of navigating finances and negotiations. I have stand up shows coming up in Connecticut, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tuscon, Tempe, Buffalo, and more! Get tickets here!
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Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks
Apr 7, 2023Tap to summarizeBrian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He also opens up about coming out in the suburbs, having his first child, and how he changed his lifestyle to lose 40 pounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick
Jun 2, 2022Tap to summarizeLeah McSweeney is a bad biatch who is a little too comfortable in hell. She talks about her new book about her life, Chaos Theory. She talks about her business, being a mother, her recent darkness, and how she maintains her sanity in her beautiful chaotic life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Josh Flagg: Real Estate & Real Anxiety
Sep 9, 2021Tap to summarizeI've watched Josh on Million Dollar Listing LA for years and today I got to take him from West Coast heaven to hell. He jokes about his new dog, being a leader, getting tipsy, and negotiating tactics to become the top real estate agent in LA. I also intro the pod with a little life update and my opinion on the mental health conversation around Naomi Osaka and Simone Biles!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation
Nov 10, 2020Tap to summarizeManon Mathews accumulated over 1.6 billion loops on Vine and then her comedy career blew up. She has coped addiction, anxiety, overeating, divorce, and much more to become the bad ass bitch she is today. Her advice on manifestation, goal setting, and spirituality is mind blowing. GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahbernerParade Underwear: 20% of all orders using code BERN at www.yourparade.com/BERNCrateJoy: 30% off your first box when you sign up at cratejoy.com/bernFeetures Socks: Use promo code BERN at feetures.com for $10 Off your first pairTempo Fit: Go to tempo.fit and use code bern for $100 off--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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