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Black Box
Hosted by Simon Saint-Simon · ENGLISH
Failed 80's French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a'rambling along the primrose path of his media landscape, if you can find your way through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute oasis'
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Black Box 12 :: Beakhaus
Dec 5, 2009Tap to summarizeBeakhausImage by Milla Galea Words by Simon Saint-Simon What gays on tower stays on tower, reet? Sounds: 01 Twisted Wires - One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed - Warm 03 James Yuilli - This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit) 04 Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love for Planet Earth (Andrew Weatherall Remix) 05 !!! - Is This Thing On? (Thomas N' Eric's Rub n'Tug Throwdown) 06 Tele Music - Robot Music (Unabombers remix) 07 Arpadys - Monkey Star 08 The Hacker - Mumu 09 Dusty Springfield - Dusty Blue ('Baby Blue' Funkyboy Mark's Disco Tempo Edit) (Horse Meat Disco) 10 Bradd Shitt - Casbah Breakdown 11 John Carpenter - The End (Disco Version) 12 Disco Adjustments by Swallow (Black Cock) - On The Nest xxx sss
Transcribe →Black Box 11 :: Pirates on the White Channel
Sep 4, 2009Tap to summarizePirates on the White Channel Image by Milla Galea Words: The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty's Admirality Sounds: 01 Chris watson - No Man's land 02 High Places - Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors - I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk 04 Autumn - CytoGenetic Movement 05 Heartbreak - We're Back (Vitalic Mix) 06 Depeche Mode - Wrong 07 Jack Kerouac - Dharma Bums (excerpt - read by Allen Ginsberg) 08 Tom Tom Club - On The Line (Brennan Green edit) 09 Azari and III - Hungry for the Power 10 Nina Simone - Sinnerman (Luciano edit) 11 Desmond and The Tutus - Kiss You On the Cheek (King of the Town Remix) 12 The Clash - Train In Vain 13 Phil Collins - I'm Not Moving (Idjut Boys edit) 14 Slingshot - You Shook Me All Night Long (Extended) xxx sss
Transcribe →Black Box 10 :: Foxholes
Apr 13, 2009Tap to summarizeFoxholes(Bustin Makes Me Feel Good)Image by Milla GaleaWords:Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon's 'Cadavers'Sounds:01 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Something02 Glass Candy - Poison or Remedy?03 The Alan Parsons Project - Mammagamma04 Alessi - Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST - The Revenge edit)05 Fleetwood Mac - Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit)06 Phresh and Low - Zapped (Dicky Trisko Cosmic Edit)07 DJ Hell - The Angst08 Depeche Mode - The Sinner In Me (Ricardo Villalobos Conclave Remix)09 C. Denner - Not The Indian (Moxie)10 Masonna - Noskl In Ana (Live at Gilman Street)11 Empire of The Sun - Walking On A Dream12 Ray Parker Jr. - The Other Woman13 Culoe De Song - The African Subway14 In Flagranti - I'm Sorry, I'm Terribly Sensitive15 Class Action - Weekend (Larry Levan Mix) xxxsss
Transcribe →Black Box 05a
Feb 24, 2009Tap to summarizeThe Armoured TrainWords:Armoured Train presents Simon Saint-Simon's 'Leap of Faith'Music:Leap of Faith - Brut Fruit Medley--------------------------------------------------01 Diary of a Madman - John Baker02 Liars - We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own03 Les Georges Leningrad - Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani04 23 Skidoo - IY05 Late of the Pier - The Bears Are Coming06 Lou Reed - Oh Jim (Pwah's 'TECHNOBEARS ARE COMING' edit)07 Born Against - Half Mast--------------------------------------------------08 Tame Impala - Half Full Glass Of Wine09 DJ Kaos - Astroidien Melodien10 Greg Wilson - Sacrificial Soul 11 Lightning Bolt - 2 Towers 12 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Somethingxxxsss
Transcribe →Black Box 04 :: Part B
Feb 1, 2009Tap to summarizeGAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVEN Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: 17 Thieves Like Us - Desire 18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up 19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones 20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) 21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses 22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit) 23 Rene & Angela - i'll be good 24 Shit Robot - Triumph 25 Tommy Walker - Sure As 26 Discodromo - Cosmorama (Prins Thomas mix) 27 Syclops - Where's Jason's K 28 Theo Parrish - Lake Shore Drive 29 Tony Carey (Explorer) - Enjaw 30 Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick 31 Dam-funk - Purple 32 Friendly Fires - Paris (Justus Kohncke remix) xxx sss DOWNLOAD MP3!
Transcribe →Black Box 04 :: Part A
Jan 18, 2009Tap to summarizeGONNA PARTY LIKE GAZA CITY 2009Words:Charles BukowskiJean Luc-GodardSimon Saint-SimonMusic:01 Riz Ortolani - No Mercy02 Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart03 Beck - Chemtrails04 The United States of America - Love Song for The Dead Che05 Northern Picture Library - Insecure06 School of Seven Bells - Half-Asleep07 Swirlies - Her Life of Artistic Freedom08 Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song09 13 & God (The Notwist and Themselves) - Men Of Station10 M83 - House of Flames (Superpitcher remix)11 Bon Iver - Lump Sum12 Ride - Vapour Trail13 Sonic Youth - Agnes B Musique14 Section 25 - The Beast15 Linear Movement - You Won16 Antenna - Camino Del Sol (Crepuscule 82)17 Thieves Like Us - DesireDOWNLOAD MP3!
Transcribe →Black Box 03b :: Mounting the Battered
Dec 22, 2008Tap to summarizeLast of the ViceroysDisaster: 291108Recovery: 221208Manchester, The Ark, 22th December 2008Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST'ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, heading inexorably toward a state of near ubiquity. So before we temporarily close our Covenant for the holiday season, lets open up the Ark to the public one more time before Hogman cometh, and kick back to watch some nice Nazi faces melt. Your beloved Freshwater Princesx Martyrs xBlackBox 03b09 Spasticus Autisticus - Ian dury and the Seven Seas Players10 Cocaine Man - Baxter Dury11 Principles of Geometry - Mountbatten for President (Joakim Remix)12 Dance Music - Errors13 I want to be a Boy - Gina X14 Summerside - AdorableDOWNLOAD MP3!
Transcribe →Black Box 03a - Radio VCGB: Nazi Gold
Dec 18, 2008Tap to summarizeSketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside)Disaster: 291108Recovery: 181208Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox.This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering international AIDS, I was temporarily ousted by a poorly-executed coup d'etat, instigated by none other than my cheeseball bounder of an engineer and his spastical compadre, o'wise known as Martyrs.Unfortunately these angsty teenagers appear more concerned with swearing loudly, missing comic opportunities due to inebriation and accusing each other of being racists while defending their own 'Britishness' against the Otherness of each other's mothers.I can only apologise and move to reassure the listening public that they were only let live to air in kind with the neu caring, inclusive Nazism that extends it's embrace around the reanimated Variety Club of Great Britain. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I return from my frankly disappointing kwanzaa sex tour of self-discovery (and when I've stopped frothing). Then I promise you I will surgically remove the errant Truppenfuhrung with an elegant pimp attack conducted by my infinitely more sophisticated schutzstaffel, what?Your humble fuhrerxxxSSSBlackBox 03a01 Stoneboat - Sunburned hand of the man02 Nailed to the Blank Spot - Chavez03 The Melody - Francesco Tristano04 Love and Pain - Clor05 War Pigs (Live) - Faith No More06 Go with the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age07 Control (Sketch) - Martyrs08 E-Talking - SoulwaxDOWNLOAD MP3!
Transcribe →Black Box 02b - Deux par Deux
Dec 10, 2008Tap to summarizeThe Second Cummings' Second SittingDisaster: 091108Recovery: 101208Manchester, 10th December 2008Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take of your pants and feel free.High here in the temple, we're suppin' wet dog at the club kontiki and leak cystically from nightwatch fibrils only, only so we can raze the white bridge together. And leave all who flail themselves underneath her, drowning in the swell knees.And other somesuch. Nonce. Apologies for the interference with that last pox. Our colleagues in Athens are working to solve The Puzzle of what has happened to me as soon as possible. Until then listen low.Good luck and GodspeedaekSSSBlackBox 02b...11 Wild Combination - Arthur Russell12 Love on a Real Train (Williams Odyssey Mix) - Williams13 Heart Rate Rapid - Metronomy14 Sipping On The sweet Nectar (Bogdan Irkuk Remake) - Jens Lekman15 Theme From Nutrider - 40 Thieves16 Starburst - They Came from The stars I Saw Them17 Vamp - Outlander18 Criticize - Chevron19 Me so horny (Wicked miami bass mix by Tetine) - 2 Live Crew20 For my two seconds (The Teenagers Remix) - Operator Please21 Can - Future days (Bladerunner remix by Carl Craig)22 Behind the mask - John Wesley23 Behind the mask - DJ Sim DOWNLOAD MP3!
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