
On this week’s episode, co-hosts Sequoia Holmes and Ryann Graham discuss Twitches, starring Tia and Tamera Mowry, in its 20th year anniversary. Our hosts get into the series, the best Disney witches, and whether or not Twitches is for millennial audiences or Gen Z. All this and more!
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Sequoia
Hi, everyone.
Ryan Grant
Oh, are we gonna start later?
Sequoia
Yes. We can start off sexy and slow and low. You think that's good?
Ryan Grant
Welcome to Black People Love Love Paramor. We help each other, see each other. What is up? You have through the fires, through the quiet, quiet storm. Everybody out there, if you feel like you aren't seen, we want you to know that we see you right now.
Sequoia
We're doing this because it's fall and it's a good season to get into the ASMR hall. So welcome to Black People Love Paramore. We're not going to talk like this whole time, but let me get through the intro. Just let me get through the intro with it. Welcome to Black People Love Paramore, a pop culture podcast. Not about the band of Paramore, but about the common as well as the uncommon interests of black people. In order to help the community, you and I feel a little bit more seen.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
Yeah. I am Sequoia.
Ryan Grant
And I'm Ryan Grant.
Sequoia
And today we are going to be talking about twitches, twin witches, which feels very appropriate for Geminis.
Ryan Grant
Love the. Can we do the. You don't. Sequoia's giving me the face. No, I love the. The low voice.
Sequoia
Oh, you want to keep the low voice.
Ryan Grant
I. We don't have to do the whole time.
Sequoia
We're not going to do it the whole time.
Ryan Grant
It's kind of. This is like. It feels good. No. You don't like it?
Sequoia
I don't like yours.
Ryan Grant
Oh, is it. Is it lower?
Sequoia
It's weird. It's very weird.
Ryan Grant
My bucket.
Sequoia
Anyways. Talking about switches. Yeah. And as Geminis. That feels like it makes sense to me.
Ryan Grant
It didn't even cross my mind.
Sequoia
And I am a witch. Oh, not you as much, but you're just not witches or women.
Ryan Grant
It's. Oh, so I'm a warlock.
Sequoia
Yeah, but that's lame.
Ryan Grant
What the. I'm a wizard. I'm. I'm offended. Why? Really? I was excited when you brought up twins. Oh, and I like that didn't click by my brain that we were. Gemini's doing this and then you immediately took it away from me. Why would you do that? See, I hope get her.
Sequoia
Get her feels appropriate for the political climate that we're in. Anyways, first of all, take a second to rate us and write us review on Apple podcast, Spotify, all the things go on YouTube comment and all that stuff. But also you can go on our social media pages. Sorry. The cats are fighting as they do. That's how that's been playing. That's okay. It was not used to say that. Wasn't even aggressive. Chanel hasn't even started her noises yet. Oh, well, Chanel.
Ryan Grant
Oh, birth control, is it?
Sequoia
I'm not on birth control anymore. No. Oh, let me knock on wood before one of y' all start playing with my womb, trying to voodoo me to get pregnant or something.
Ryan Grant
Oh, my. This took so many.
Sequoia
Anyways, this is just. This is stuff you have to look out for when you're a witch. I wouldn't expect you to get it. But anyways, yeah, we're talking about Twitches. Yeah. Which was a lovely Disney Channel original movie that came out on October 14, 2005. So this is the 20th anniversary. That's insane. I don't understand how both me and twitches are 20 because I'm born in 94, but it's. It was born in 2005, and yet we're both 20.
Ryan Grant
It's so.
Sequoia
It doesn't, like, quite make sense.
Ryan Grant
Like, it's like, is this. I feel like they're lying. They're lying.
Sequoia
You know what I mean? Somebody's.
Ryan Grant
Someone math you. No.
Sequoia
Certainly is not mine.
Ryan Grant
This 20 year old sitting in front of me is clearly not lying. Yeah, you know, I think it's just, you know, the Internet loves to, like, make things up. I think the Internet made up the release date.
Sequoia
They made that up? Yeah, they made that up. You made that up.
Ryan Grant
You just gave that.
Sequoia
They made Stupid. Right? Anyways, you can also interact with us on social media. The social media has been growing. Our social media person is doing a Stell job. And if you would like to check what we're doing, you can follow us at BPLP pod, of course. Across all social media platforms.
Ryan Grant
Amen.
Sequoia
We're on Twitter X still, but are you on Twitter? Because I've had enough and I don't want to support that. I don't want to support that man either. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so Twitches is a channel original movie starring Tia and Tamara, and they're playing witches. Right. Naturally, they were separated at birth and they reunite on their 21st birthday.
Ryan Grant
And you know what's crazy? I knew that this movie was about twin witches.
Sequoia
Yes.
Ryan Grant
I was like, it's not a Halloween movie.
Sequoia
It's a Halloween movie.
Ryan Grant
Their birthday is Halloween. And I was like, no. And then I rewatched and I was like, oh, it fully takes place on.
Sequoia
It is a Halloween movie. Like, actually a Halloween movie.
Ryan Grant
I thought it was just a fall movie about witches. I was way wrong.
Sequoia
They are literally born just a fall movie about witches. Is A Halloween?
Ryan Grant
No, that's not. That happens all the time. Practical Magic is a fall movie about witches. It's not Halloween.
Sequoia
Practical magic is a Halloween movie.
Ryan Grant
It's just, they're just like in a fall like city.
Sequoia
If there's magic and it's fall, it's Halloween.
Ryan Grant
That is not.
Sequoia
If there's magic and it's fall, it's Halloween. All right.
Ryan Grant
Harry Potter.
Sequoia
That's not fall.
Ryan Grant
What do you mean? It does take place in the fall. They start school in the fall.
Sequoia
No.
Ryan Grant
What? You can't just say no. No, that's not, that's not how I've.
Sequoia
Never seen Harry Potter. So.
Ryan Grant
All right.
Sequoia
Anyways.
Ryan Grant
A girl.
Sequoia
Yeah. So they, they are separate at birth. And then they meet on their 21st birthday when I think, well, first of all, they got Tia playing poor again as they had her playing in Sister Sister as well.
Ryan Grant
I, I, I don't, I can. Don't drag me.
Sequoia
Y' all too late.
Ryan Grant
I don't know who is Tia and who is Tamara. I know that they are different people. Like, I can see in their faces that they look different.
Sequoia
They look deeply.
Ryan Grant
I don't know which one.
Sequoia
They look like siblings. They don't even look like twins to me.
Ryan Grant
That is insane.
Sequoia
They're like sisters.
Ryan Grant
Like twins.
Sequoia
They look like sisters who look a lot alike.
Ryan Grant
Like twins. No, like what you're describing is a twin.
Sequoia
Ashley and Mary Kate. Damn. I've never said their names. Mary Kay and Ashley look like twins.
Ryan Grant
And Tn Tamara just look like sisters.
Sequoia
Yes. Look like siblings who look a lot alike.
Ryan Grant
I, I, I think what you're saying.
Sequoia
They look like Elizabeth Olsen. How? She looks a lot like Mary Kate. Naturally.
Ryan Grant
I know what you're about to say, and I don't. Tea and Tamara look like twins. The only difference is one has a mole and the other one does not.
Sequoia
That's not the only difference.
Ryan Grant
What are the other differences?
Sequoia
Totally different. Their face shapes are different. Their noses are different. The way that they hold. Their faces are different. I think they did a test. I think they were identical. Oh. If I'm not mistaken.
Ryan Grant
Okay, fair.
Sequoia
She'll be looking different. Well, Nicole look like different people have the time. I don't know which is which, but.
Ryan Grant
I do know that they look Twin radar is insane.
Sequoia
They just look different. Mary Kay and Ashley don't look different. Or they didn't. Now they do on purpose. But they didn't always.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, well, that's fair.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
But I, I feel like Dylan and Cole also are identical and also look the same.
Sequoia
They don't look the same to me. What? They don't look. They don't look alike.
Ryan Grant
So other than Mary Kate and Ashley, name said the Claremont twins identical.
Sequoia
I don't know.
Ryan Grant
Well, that's surgery. So, like, to be fair, that wasn't like, make us look the same.
Sequoia
Who else is other twins. Twins. In pop culture, there have to be Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan and those two.
Ryan Grant
Right. Legitimately identical.
Sequoia
Down.
Ryan Grant
It's crazy that the other twins stop acting. I. It really made me sad.
Sequoia
That's really sad.
Ryan Grant
Like, why would she just give up her career?
Sequoia
Malika and Khadijah, they don't look alike.
Ryan Grant
What the. Are that. What is it? Who they? Who the hell are they? Oh, those are. Those are Chloe's people.
Sequoia
Exactly. Her pets. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
They were actresses. They were also in Sky High, which I know you didn't watch because you didn't. Boy poor.
Sequoia
I had no clue that they were in Sky. I'm pretty sure they were an atl.
Ryan Grant
They look. I didn't remember them. Yeah, they were in Sky High. And, like, they were. They played one character whose power was to multiply. So it's a very fun way to put.
Sequoia
That was a good way to.
Ryan Grant
I believe you don't. Sky High.
Sequoia
I hate that. You know, boy, if you all tell.
Ryan Grant
Sequoia that she should. Boy, what are boy things that we should make Sequoia watch so we can talk about it. I want to force her. If you want Sky High, let us know.
Sequoia
I won't watch it. No, please. Sky High.
Ryan Grant
So fun.
Sequoia
I have no interest.
Ryan Grant
The little boy from DL Hugh Hughley show is also on Sky High.
Sequoia
Are you talking about Taj Maui that.
Ryan Grant
He was not in DL Hughley Show. Shut up.
Sequoia
Who was India had a sitcom.
Ryan Grant
You know that he had a whole Hughleys. Yes.
Sequoia
No. I don't know.
Ryan Grant
Anyway, so you.
Sequoia
Okay, back to twitches. Yes. Tia plays a character called Alex. And Tamara. Tamara plays a character called Cameron, goes by Cam. Tamara's from, like, a rich black family, right? And they've adopted her. She's like a princess. Damn near. You know, she's not, actually, but she's like a princess. And then Tia's poor. Her mom has died. Don't know where her dad was. I assume she had a single mom situation. Her adopted mom has died. She's sleeping on her best friend's couch, right? And then it's her 21st birthday, and it's Tamara's 21st birthday. They meet as they're out shopping. Tamara's out shopping for her Party.
Ryan Grant
And Tia's looking for a job, and.
Sequoia
Tia's looking for a job. And so they end up in the same store. And it's essentially the exact same thing that happens in Sister Sister.
Ryan Grant
I was gonna say, I'm like, did they literally, when they were developing this movie, did they just go, sister Sister, but with magic?
Sequoia
So funny enough, this movie was based on a book, so this is how it went in the book.
Ryan Grant
Shut.
Sequoia
That's what. That's what I heard from the book. Doubtful. It just feels like.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, it just feels like, you know.
Sequoia
What 20 something girls? Like, you know, a teen girl demographic, likes shopping. Yeah. So they'll meet at a mall very early, right? Yeah. So they meet there. They, like, have pretty much the same experience as Sister Sister. They literally run into each other and they're like, and also, you look just like me.
Ryan Grant
There's several other, like, almost meet cutes before. Like, they're on the bus, in the car, and like, they. And I feel like, do you think you would notice someone that looked like you even in passing? I think if I noticed someone who is too similar to me in passing, I would at minimum pause and go, what? They. They near missed each other like four times before actually seeing each other.
Sequoia
Would I notice someone who looked like me? I'm not positive.
Ryan Grant
You don't think so?
Sequoia
I think. I don't know. I don't. Have you ever seen somebody and thought they looked like you?
Ryan Grant
No. But, you know when people text me and go, this person looks just like you, and then they basically send me like, Shrek, and I'm like, I'm like, why? And then I'm like, oh, thank you for telling me that you think I'm ugly.
Sequoia
The only time people have told me I look like somebody who wasn't famous, they. I've thought, no, that person does look like me. People have said it to me. I'm like, oh, no, I definitely see what you mean.
Ryan Grant
Really?
Sequoia
Yeah. And they've always. They've always been like, you know, regular black girls like me. You know, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's like, oh, yeah, that does look like me.
Ryan Grant
Every time someone sends me a photo of someone, I'm like, you're like, that's ugly. You think I'm heinous.
Sequoia
Wow. And everybody has that experience too. Like, people have said it where I'm like, oh, I'm showing you this person. I think they're really cute. They look just like you. And they're like, oh, this is what you think I look like? And I'm like, yeah. Oh, sorry. I don't know.
Ryan Grant
I mean, not kidding. No, my friend, I remember, yeah. He sent me a photo of somebody in the club, and it was just a man, drunk and bald. And I was like, he's just black, bald and drunk. And I was like, is that what you think I am?
Sequoia
Just a drunk black ball man?
Ryan Grant
Yeah, it was crazy. But yeah. So they meet them all and because remember, they have two helpers. So this is like. This movie is a little bit. I guess it's based on the book. I did not know it was based on a book. But they have two helpers, which remind me a little bit of like, Hercules. Well, no, I guess they were trying to hurt Hercules. They weren't trying to help him remember pain and panic and how they, like, were, like, around. I forgot. You didn't. Boy, keep going. You don't know the girls who get it, get it. And Sequoia does not.
Sequoia
Never seen Hercules. Keep going.
Ryan Grant
I've. Never mind. Yeah, because there's also another Greek mythology thing, but you don't get that either. That's why their names are Apollo and Artemis.
Sequoia
Wow. There's like some. Some trivia here that our producer has. Has added. And I feel like I've already spoiled half of it. But I'm gonna ask you anyways.
Ryan Grant
Oh.
Sequoia
What are the twins birth names?
Ryan Grant
Oh, that's what I was just saying. This is also. It's Apollo and Artemis, which is Greek mythology.
Sequoia
Yes.
Ryan Grant
And that's how you know which one's which. The one who wears the moon is Artemis because that's the goddess of the harvest and the moon.
Sequoia
Okay.
Ryan Grant
And then Apollo is the sun, because Apollo is the God of the sun.
Sequoia
Yeah, you're. You're a very.
Ryan Grant
I love Greek mythology.
Sequoia
I always hated that too. It felt like boy. Yeah. Oh, my God. And I don't speak boy.
Ryan Grant
I don't know what that means.
Sequoia
That's Madison Beer song.
Ryan Grant
I don't speak Madison beer boy. Okay, sure. Right.
Sequoia
Anyways, it was the twins birthday. In the movie.
Ryan Grant
It was.
Sequoia
What is their zodiac sign?
Ryan Grant
Discovering that it's Halloween. That means it's the 31st.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's not. No. Virgo is the September. October's Libra, but it's the end of October. They're Scorpios. Big water signs.
Sequoia
And it doesn't give. What.
Ryan Grant
Yeah. What is it? What is a Scorpio's energy? What does that mean? Moody scorpion.
Sequoia
Yeah, it's like they're supposed to be like, mysterious, dark, moody, and I'm like, Tamara's character couldn't be mysterious, dark, moody if her life depended on it.
Ryan Grant
She's the most bubbly.
Sequoia
She is bubbly. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Literally bubblegum pink. She's like Glinda. She is.
Sequoia
She is Galindo, for sure.
Ryan Grant
Yeah. Yeah.
Sequoia
Kristen Wilson. Who's that twin's mother? Oh, I'm just looking at the cast.
Ryan Grant
Oh. And, you know. Okay. Speaking of their mom, the instant when I rewatched it, I was like, there. I don't know how old the mother is in real life. Yeah. I was like, this is their sister.
Sequoia
She looks too close to their age.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
First of all, she looks too close to the age. She looks too biracial in order to have a white dad. Have a white dad. But for those kids to look as black as they did.
Ryan Grant
Correct.
Sequoia
I'm like, for Tn Tamara to come out looking half black, half white, and this woman also looks barely black, and then the dad is white. It wouldn't. It wouldn't have added like that.
Ryan Grant
I was like, Disney really is not expecting black people to pay attention. And I'm like, there. That don't mix this duck.
Sequoia
It doesn't. It reminds me. The race blind casting of Cinderella. That was camp. So it made. And it was.
Ryan Grant
I was like, yes.
Sequoia
It was fun.
Ryan Grant
In this world, an Asian man and Whoopi Goldberg do make Brandy.
Sequoia
Exactly. Exactly. Oh, wait, what else would they make?
Ryan Grant
That was not their mom.
Sequoia
It wasn't Asian. The Asian man was the. Was Brandy's love interest.
Ryan Grant
She had a white. He had a white dad and Whoopi Goldberg. Exactly.
Sequoia
And that was his parents. And that does. Exactly. A black and a white doom.
Ryan Grant
Yes.
Sequoia
Yes. Okay, some facts. Production for the film begin in June 2005, and it shot entirely in Toronto or Ontario, which I noticed because they say a boot and you know, they're like, about.
Ryan Grant
No.
Sequoia
Oh, what's this about?
Ryan Grant
You know what else is crazy? Toby from Degrassi is in it.
Sequoia
Toby from Degrassi.
Ryan Grant
He is like, has a cameo. He's like a. A boy.
Sequoia
Jt.
Ryan Grant
It's Toby. JT Was the one. Yeah. I remember JT because his name is Ryan in real life, so I knew who JT Was. Toby is Toby.
Sequoia
Yes.
Ryan Grant
And he's like, just like a background character.
Sequoia
Wow. Yeah, I do remember that too.
Ryan Grant
You know what else is weird? I didn't know it was in On Toronto, but the house that Alex, who's a rich one.
Sequoia
Cam. Cam Cameron.
Ryan Grant
Regina George's house. It is the same house because when I was watching it, I was like, that is that house. And then I googled it, and I'm like, it is the same. Wow.
Sequoia
You can recognize. Yeah. Oh, and I'm mean, girls down. That is my favorite movie.
Ryan Grant
When was the last time you watched Twitches?
Sequoia
Two weeks ago.
Ryan Grant
You didn't notice. As soon as I pulled up, I'm like, this is Regina George's house. I was like, I fully recognize this house.
Sequoia
That's insane. Crazy.
Ryan Grant
Same house.
Sequoia
Wow. So that was also shot in Ontario.
Ryan Grant
I did not realize. I mean, I guess it was Chicago, but, like, that makes Ontario is cheaper.
Sequoia
It says special effects were used in conjunction with green screen to help simulate the magic tricks shown throughout the movie. The transition between Earth and Coventry. The moon and the sun put on the same horizon. And with the aid of a wind machine, the visualization of the darkness presence. Let's talk about the fricking darkness.
Ryan Grant
Right?
Sequoia
Because the darkness scared the hell out of me as a child. I was genuinely like, this is a horror film. It's edging a little bit too much toward horror. I don't like it.
Ryan Grant
Did you see what the darkness looked like? It looks bad. It is so.
Sequoia
It looks bad.
Ryan Grant
No, scary. It looks big.
Sequoia
Bad and scary.
Ryan Grant
You're silly. Hey, what did you think it was gonna do?
Travis McIlroy
What did you think?
Sequoia
I don't know.
Ryan Grant
Maybe you should have let that.
Sequoia
You know, I was 11. You were old at the time. Just a few years. All right.
Ryan Grant
So the darkness scared you. Interesting. All these white people running around chasing the darkness and come. They were chasing the darkness, but that's what I'm saying. They were chasing the darkness out of Coventry. They trying to get rid. They try to get rid of the mother and the two daughters. Think about it. The only black people we saw.
Sequoia
That's true, but. But at the end, they find out that the opposite of darkness is not lightness.
Ryan Grant
It's love.
Sequoia
It's love.
Ryan Grant
Wow. Deep. That did that.
Sequoia
I don't know if that's any better.
Ryan Grant
The opposite of black people is love.
Sequoia
Anyway, moving on. On its premiere night.
Ryan Grant
Did it really scare you? Sorry, I'm let that slide. What did you think? It didn't look that scary to me. What?
Sequoia
Because you were 15?
Ryan Grant
Ryan, I don't. You're not five years older than you. Calm down.
Sequoia
Because you were 13 in 2005.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, I was 12.
Sequoia
You probably were.
Ryan Grant
I was. I was 13.
Sequoia
Well, if I was 10, then you had to be 13.
Ryan Grant
I was 13. I was.
Sequoia
And if I was 11, you was 14.
Ryan Grant
So I don't like the way you're Saying it.
Sequoia
And it was after our birthday, so. Yeah, you were 14. Actually. This came out old ass.
Ryan Grant
All right. All right now. All right.
Sequoia
It's not too much.
Ryan Grant
You right behind me.
Sequoia
A few years on his premiere night, Twitch has scored over 7 million viewers. The best DCOM ratings at that time.
Ryan Grant
Crazy.
Sequoia
The movie drew in 21.5 million viewers and four airings on its first weekend and was the week's most popular cable program, period.
Ryan Grant
That's insane to me.
Sequoia
Isn't that insane?
Ryan Grant
I like the. Like a show now.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
No, like most shows don't crack a million at all. So, like it is crazy to pull insane.
Sequoia
7 million viewer. Disney Channel had a choke hold on children.
Ryan Grant
Well, and to be fair, that was like when they were. DCOM was in the era of like every month putting out a new movie. And so I think we were programmed to be like, oh, it's the new decom. And then also you add TN Tamara on top of that. They know DCOM was on top of it. No other network.
Sequoia
Why did Nickelodeon not have a competing I don't think they could afford it series?
Ryan Grant
Disney literally had the mouse behind it.
Sequoia
You can't afford it because you're not doing it.
Ryan Grant
You know what I mean?
Sequoia
And that too, because you're putting all your money in Dan Sniper.
Ryan Grant
And that was the real problem. Sick Man. And I don't think Dan Schneider had the talent to make these movies.
Sequoia
But I'm saying they could have got somebody in. You know, I call Kenny Ortega.
Ryan Grant
Kenny Ortega was booked by the mouse. You think the mouse didn't have Ironclad?
Sequoia
She did.
Ryan Grant
Whitney Houston could have been free.
Sequoia
She.
Ryan Grant
She would have.
Sequoia
You know what I mean?
Ryan Grant
That's fair. What was Nick Canon doing? He couldn't have done it.
Sequoia
And where was Nicholas Cannon or.
Ryan Grant
Or Keenan and Orel and Orel. You know what it was actually Nickelodeon put movies in theaters. That was the difference.
Sequoia
I know. And that was wrong. That was a bad move.
Ryan Grant
I disagree because I think that the quality of the Disney, the. The quality of the Nickelodeon movies in general across all decoms versus the movies that Nickelodeon made were better. Good Burger is better than most decoms. Harriet the Spy is better than most dcoms. I would argue that Rugrats, both of them are better than most DCOMs.
Sequoia
No, they definitely are. I haven't seen Harriet the Spy. Very good. I think. I think.
Ryan Grant
I think.
Sequoia
Yes, question mark.
Ryan Grant
Interesting.
Sequoia
Yes, question mark. For sure.
Ryan Grant
I think most DCOMs are pretty TV movie and not.
Sequoia
No, they are. They are. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
So then what's your question? Mark.
Sequoia
It just had wider range. And so I would say it had more hits because it had. It took more.
Ryan Grant
Sure.
Sequoia
It took more shots.
Ryan Grant
Sure.
Sequoia
So it had more hits.
Ryan Grant
Dcoms.
Sequoia
Yes. There was nothing that came out that was as big as High School Musical. Nothing that came out.
Ryan Grant
I'll give you that.
Sequoia
Disney. I mean, that was as big as high school.
Ryan Grant
I guess my argument, though, is I think High School Musical came later, late.
Sequoia
For decoms, because of the success of Cheetah Girls.
Ryan Grant
All right.
Sequoia
And even I don't even think there was anything as big.
Ryan Grant
I would argue that. Like, if we're including animation, I would argue Rugrats and. Or Good Burger Fall is the Cheetah Girls Island.
Sequoia
Rugrats certainly good burgers. But even barely, too.
Ryan Grant
I will get barely.
Sequoia
I'm going to give you Rugrats because I had hit songs that came with it.
Ryan Grant
Sure.
Sequoia
Or like, one hit song that came there. Take you there. And then the two girls went on tour.
Ryan Grant
But maybe that's because they had music attached to it.
Sequoia
They did. That's what I'm saying.
Ryan Grant
Sure, sure.
Sequoia
I'm saying, you know, like, yeah, Nickelodeon didn't have a competitor, especially about the seasonality. Like, Disney Channel made Halloween movies, repeated Halloween time every. There was 1, 2, 3, and 4. And I like 4. And Halloween Town at the Megaplex was great. Halloween Town Twitches. Twitches, too.
Ryan Grant
What? Crazy. Yeah. No, that's fair.
Sequoia
No, it had so much stuff. And then the Christmas. It had the ultimate Christmas present, you know, so it had a bunch of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go figure. Which was ice skating. So, like, not.
Ryan Grant
I don't remember that one. But, like, you can take that off the list.
Sequoia
Yeah, okay. And yeah, Nickelodeon just, like, I feel like it was a very untapped market. Anyways, we're getting on.
Ryan Grant
We're off topic. But you know what? The thing about Twitches, though, is that not only of decoms, it is superior. It is like, re. Watching it, I was like, oh, this is like a good movie. Like, it holds up in a way that I did not expect it.
Sequoia
It does solidly hold up. I will say I didn't watch it like, oh, this is a good film. But I definitely watched it. Like, it's the green screen that was bad. Like, the green screen kept catching me.
Ryan Grant
Like, I'm like, when they were.
Sequoia
It was like, distinctly.
Ryan Grant
It was distinctly like, not Harry Potter, the Castle. I was like, it's clear that you, like, saw Harry Potter and said that. But budget.
Sequoia
We can do that.
Maria
Right?
Ryan Grant
But to be Fair, made for TV and 2005. So I allow a level of grace. You mean at the time you thought the green screen was bad?
Sequoia
No, at the time, I didn't at all. Rewatching as an adult, I'm like. But at the time, I did not. I didn't even think there was a green. I thought there were at Coventry girl. Which is a place in Canada.
Ryan Grant
You're being funny. There's no. You didn't think. I'm not going to argue with you about that. You did not think that. But okay. I love this country.
Sequoia
Is a place.
Ryan Grant
Coventry is not real.
Sequoia
Stop saying it. There's a place called Coventry.
Ryan Grant
Pull it up. Pull it up. On a map you were making is.
Sequoia
A place called Coventry. Yes, there is.
Ryan Grant
The whole thing is that it's.
Sequoia
There's a place called Coventry.
Ryan Grant
I.
Sequoia
Okay, it is in. Where Coventry can refer to a cathedral city and metropolitan borough in England can refer. Or a town in Rhode island, but most commonly refers to the city in England.
Ryan Grant
Do you have any other questions? What did you say? You said?
Sequoia
I said it's a city.
Ryan Grant
You said where?
Sequoia
I said it was. I said it was a city.
Ryan Grant
What I'm saying is what you said is not true.
Sequoia
Okay. Did I lie?
Ryan Grant
Did I lie?
Sequoia
Thank you very much. Anyway, so yeah, it was really popular. Viewers often compare Twitches to Halloween Town as they are both the most popular popular Halloween DCOMs despite their seven year time gap.
Ryan Grant
What?
Sequoia
And people argue, do the two franchises represent different eras of Disney? People are saying Twitches belongs to Gen Z audiences in Halloween Town belongs to Millennials. And I'll do you one better. Twitches belongs to at large.
Ryan Grant
Amen.
Sequoia
Period. And Halloween Town belongs to me. I don't really give a. Who else is here.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, no, I don't think that's a fair assessment.
Sequoia
It's not at all. That doesn't make any sense.
Ryan Grant
Gen Z doesn't own anything. They're lucky to have anything that Millennials have left. You're lucky to have that.
Sequoia
Love you guys though. If you're listening.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, sorry. If you are listening.
Sequoia
We made that.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, we made that. We did that. We did that. So lucky is Jiny. I feel like Twitches doesn't feel younger than. Also Halloween Town kept going.
Sequoia
The newest Halloween Town came out in like 2009.
Ryan Grant
Yeah. I was in high school when the last 100.
Sequoia
So I'm like, yeah. And I do watch it every year.
Ryan Grant
In fact, I'm late the fourth one.
Sequoia
Oh, my God. I haven't watched Halloween Town.
Ryan Grant
I watched the first one. I don't watch the fourth one every year. Oh, you know the music that took me back.
Sequoia
I don't know the rest of it anyways.
Ryan Grant
I love that. But yeah, no, I, I, I don't think that they are comparable.
Sequoia
I don't think so either. Similar. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
I think they're very different movies.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Like, I think they have different goals, different aims.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
To me. So much so. To me.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Until re watching it.
Sequoia
You said that it wasn't even Halloween. You said Twitches wasn't even a Halloween movie. Whereas Halloween Town is Halloween Town.
Ryan Grant
So I hear your argument.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Which is being a Halloween movie in the sense that it is Witches in the fall.
Sequoia
Do have to say the word Halloween. Halloween for you.
Ryan Grant
I need to see a costume. I need to see a pumpkin. I don't think I saw one.
Sequoia
People were in costume in the background of Twitches. If you looked.
Ryan Grant
I'm not paying attention to the goddamn background actors. What I'm saying is Halloween was literally Halloween Town.
Sequoia
Literally. Also, Cam and Alex's birthday is a Halloween party, and it's a costume party. She has on a masquerade mask.
Ryan Grant
She's sure. Okay.
Sequoia
And one. And that's the scene where they switch Tia and Tamara's characters because Tamara was sick for the day. It was like her episode. So in one of the scenes, Tamara is, like, out sick or she has to, like, go do something or whatever. And it's the scene where she has on the masquerade mask for her Halloween party, and they have Tia in that mask acting as Tamara. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, so are we gonna talk about why Alex is suddenly in Cameron's dress?
Ryan Grant
That is.
Sequoia
I remember being like, I'm not sure what's happening.
Ryan Grant
You noticed it immediately.
Sequoia
I, I very much was like, I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to take away from this, but, like, this is weird.
Ryan Grant
This is insane to me. No, I would have, I didn't notice as a kid. I know.
Sequoia
And like, it was really short and they didn't have her speak much. Like, it was like, very much her just kind of like, shuffling around and like, whatever. But, like, the camera was dead on her. Like, it was like a very clear moment. Yeah. Like, this was supposed to be Cameron. I was like, why is Tia here? Why would there be a Tia here?
Ryan Grant
Why would you be there? Why would they not just refilm it?
Sequoia
I agree. Speaking of time.
Ryan Grant
I mean, it's speaking of time and budget. Their day was so long. So watching this movie, I'm like, What they got, they woke up, had breakfast, went to the mall, hung out afterwards, went to the world, the country, multiple times.
Sequoia
Right.
Ryan Grant
All this. They got into a big ass change outfit. Not once they did so much in.
Sequoia
This one was $3. I know them clothes stank. I know them close thing I know they was dry cleaning the hell out of them.
Ryan Grant
100. Yeah.
Sequoia
Like steaming every day coming hitting the armpits with some Febreze.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, it was. They had. I'm like the amount of things that they squeeze into this one day and I know production had to take a couple weeks, so. Or maybe maybe a week. Week. But I'm just saying that's insane.
Sequoia
Filming a movie in a week is insane.
Ryan Grant
I agree. It was crazy. But I was like, what if. Jam packed day.
Sequoia
It was very jam packed.
Ryan Grant
And why do they have these two ever played a movie where they knew each other? Why do they keep running 17 again. Do they know each other in that? Don't remember.
Sequoia
In 17 again, Tia Tamara plays the grandma who goes back who ages back to being 17.
Ryan Grant
So one is today time. One is reversed. So they do know each other.
Sequoia
So she's.
Ryan Grant
But they don't because she's.
Sequoia
She doesn't let her know that's her grandma cat.
Ryan Grant
But she does she know when grandma goes back in time that it's her?
Sequoia
It's not back in time.
Ryan Grant
I know when she ages down.
Sequoia
Yeah. So they're both in the same. They both exist in the same timeline.
Ryan Grant
I know that. But I'm asking when she meets 17 year old grandma, she's like, I know my grandma has aged back. Is my question. Or is grandma pretend. I don't remember the movie. Is grandma pretending to be someone else?
Sequoia
No, she. She knows it's her grandma pretty much immediately because she can hear her grandma outside of the bathroom stall saying child, please. Like saying like grand grandma type stuff.
Ryan Grant
Got it. Got.
Sequoia
And she says grandma.
Ryan Grant
I also love that. Child pleases.
Sequoia
It was something like that. Honey, ice sheet please. Child, please. It was something like that.
Ryan Grant
Oh, she's actually saying those.
Sequoia
She is. No, something like that. Yeah. Because there was like a kid that she was at school for the first time at 17 and a girl was about to bully her because she was telling her she looked like the devil himself with all them piercings on her in her face. And the girl like pulls back to punch her in the face like this.
Ryan Grant
Child, please. Anyways, saying child, please, sugar, honey, ice, child please is silly. That's not a real phrase.
Sequoia
Something like that.
Ryan Grant
Sure. Okay.
Sequoia
Anyway.
Ryan Grant
Okay, great.
Sequoia
So yeah, don't be knowing each other in the media for real, but in.
Ryan Grant
Real life either anymore, apparently. Unfort sad.
Travis McIlroy
Hi, I'm Travis McIlroy. I'm here with Maria and we're excited because as a member of the month. Maria, thank you so much for being a listener and a supporter of the show.
Sequoia
Hi.
Travis McIlroy
How did you find out about the shows?
Maria
When my daughter was in high school, we kind of connected over 10. She introduced me to schmanners and sawbones.
Travis McIlroy
What made you decide to become a Max Fund member?
Maria
I kind of decided that with the economy being so difficult, it was worth me giving up my Starbucks to join in with you guys.
Travis McIlroy
Well, Maria, I owe you a cup of coffee. Then at some point I'll get a cup of coffee into your hands to pay you back.
Sequoia
Ok?
Travis McIlroy
Maria, again, thank you so much for your support.
Maria
Thank you very, very much for your time and getting a chance to be the member of the month. My daughter was shocked when she found out about it, so I can't wait for her to actually maybe catch a little bit of this. I can rub it in her face a little bit.
Travis McIlroy
That's what we do it for. Thank you and thanks to everybody for your support. Maria, have a great month.
Maria
You have an amazing month as well.
Sequoia
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Ryan Grant
I'm also Canadian though, so.
Sequoia
Sorry, what?
Ryan Grant
I didn't watch the show. I don't know what that is.
Sequoia
You know, you didn't watch Life with Derek at all. Have you heard about, like, the Lore?
Ryan Grant
It sounds loosely familiar. The show's not, but the lore pretty.
Sequoia
Much a girl and her little sister and her single mother. Her single mom gets married to a man. Right? And the man has two or three kids.
Ryan Grant
Oh. She wants to her brother.
Sequoia
And they combine. And the brother is around her age. They go to the same school. I think they're in the same grade. And there's very much sexual tension.
Ryan Grant
Intentionally. Like the writers are writing in.
Sequoia
Sexual tension is my question at some points. Yes. Ew. I think in the final episode she says, like, I guess you're okay for a brother. And he goes, step brother.
Ryan Grant
Oh.
Sequoia
And it's like, huh? Like, what do you mean?
Ryan Grant
Is that weird? I don't think it's weird to date your.
Sequoia
You don't think it's weird to date your.
Ryan Grant
If we meet as. So here. If we. We didn't grow up. We didn't grow up together.
Sequoia
Right.
Ryan Grant
So you. Your face is telling me that you think it's weird.
Sequoia
Okay, so. No, I used to. I also used to think it wasn't weird. And then for some reason one day I was on.
Ryan Grant
You. I don't know.
Travis McIlroy
Sure.
Sequoia
Okay. And the home page fed me some step brother, step, step sibling thing and it smacked me. This is disgusting. I don't know why suddenly. My God, this is nasty.
Ryan Grant
I understand what you're saying and I.
Sequoia
Understand what you're saying because I always so used to be there. And then one day it just clicked. I don't know why it just clicked.
Ryan Grant
I think it depends on when we met and how long we've known each other.
Sequoia
I get that. I get. I get the rationalization. I do.
Ryan Grant
Rationalization makes it sound like you still disagree.
Sequoia
I do disagree. Now that it. Once you see it, you can't see it. But I do understand. I do understand how you arrive there. I certainly do.
Ryan Grant
Irrelevant because there's. These twins were adopted and it did seem. Yeah, I guess I don't know if it's the first positive representation.
Sequoia
Yeah. No, because Sister. Sister was also an adoptive mixed family representation. And I guess it was syndicated to Disney Channel. But it was Disney. It was. No, it was wb.
Ryan Grant
Right. Yeah. Yeah.
Sequoia
I don't think that's the first time we saw anything like that.
Ryan Grant
Cool. Yeah. And also I, I. In a lot of ways, I feel like it was. It's referenced here. No, they directly talk about it, but I feel like in some ways it feels like it's a B storyline. Them being adopted feels like such a background thing for some reason. I don't know why it doesn't feel like it's the forefront of this story.
Sequoia
No, it's not the forefront. Yeah, no, it's not the forefront.
Ryan Grant
The only thing is her mom Dying that. God, I feel like Alex's background way harder.
Sequoia
I know.
Ryan Grant
I. And I feel like Cam should have had some grace. Kim had no level of like, feeling for her at all. Whoa. Her mom died three months ago.
Sequoia
It reminds me of that scene in the Princess Diaries when Mia Thermopolis and her friend.
Ryan Grant
Sure.
Sequoia
I can't remember. Her horrible friend's name is.
Ryan Grant
Oh, yeah.
Sequoia
But her friend is like, hey, I thought you were getting over that. That happened two months ago. Right after she said, you know, my dad just. My dad died. And she's like, hey, I thought you were getting over that. That happened two months ago. What? She says, but that was what, two months ago.
Ryan Grant
My dad.
Sequoia
I said, my dad just died. And she's like, it's not like you knew the man. He just bought your birthday gifts on you on your birthday. I said, okay, weirdo.
Ryan Grant
I. You know what? Unpopular opinion. I don't think I would say the same thing. I understand being 16 and thinking that.
Sequoia
100.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, I get it. We didn't know him. Yeah, I forgot. She didn't know her dad.
Sequoia
Here's what we need to talk about. About Twitches. The twins mom. She's the queen of Coventry. Huh? Her name is Miranda.
Ryan Grant
Of course.
Sequoia
So Miranda and the twins dad were a couple. The twins dad dies at war. The darkness takes him because the Darkness is trying to take over the land, protecting them. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Okay. At war.
Sequoia
He dies at war with the Darkness, and she then starts his brother.
Ryan Grant
Okay. Is that how you read it?
Sequoia
That's what happened?
Ryan Grant
No, I.
Sequoia
That is. Yes, that's. Sorry.
Ryan Grant
You are correct. That is technically what happened. But the way it reads to me is she was forced into a relationship with this man because, like, think royalty. Like, it's like, oh, we need a king, and it needs to stay in the same lineage. You must date this man. I don't think she loved him. You think she, like, was in a relationship with him?
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
What gave relationship she didn't trust?
Sequoia
What gave? Forced royalty.
Ryan Grant
Being in a royal family. That makes sense. Have you.
Sequoia
You didn't Game of Thrones, Assuming that is how royal.
Ryan Grant
You didn't watch Game of Thrones, so.
Sequoia
It didn't sat in front of House of Dragon.
Ryan Grant
This is very common for people to like. You were just now with this man.
Sequoia
You think Disney had. Was having forced relationships? You think Disney Channel was having forced relationships?
Ryan Grant
I think they didn't. They wouldn't say it explicitly because that would be.
Sequoia
So you think Disney had implicit situations going on?
Ryan Grant
Do you think that Disney was like, yeah, I'm going to your brother at the moment. You think that was what Disney wanted? I think both situations are up because.
Sequoia
One of them happened, another one.
Ryan Grant
Historical history.
Sequoia
One happened, another one made up.
Ryan Grant
Read a book.
Sequoia
I read books. Non fiction. Self help. Get some.
Ryan Grant
Maybe you need some help.
Sequoia
Maybe you should try it. Don't even act like you know about self help because you don't.
Ryan Grant
I don't think you're right. I think she, she clearly hated that man though. The entire movie.
Sequoia
She.
Ryan Grant
No, there was no passion.
Sequoia
I thought it was just badass acting.
Ryan Grant
Oh.
Sequoia
I thought that she was just a bad actress.
Ryan Grant
I, I, I. Okay.
Sequoia
You know what else about her? She was a daml. And I didn't like, you know, I don't like a damn character.
Ryan Grant
So also for her to like be. She literally had magic and was so weak.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Why would she let this man run?
Sequoia
You weak and like.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, your daughters. She kept being like, oh, my daughters are out there. I know they're out there.
Sequoia
And I'm like, look, I'm like, nut up. Come on, let's go. What's up?
Ryan Grant
Yeah, like, what are you doing?
Sequoia
What's the problem?
Ryan Grant
Yeah, also it's. If you were the queen, this man can't take charge. You are the queen.
Sequoia
And he killed his own brother.
Ryan Grant
She didn't know that.
Sequoia
Well, now we know.
Ryan Grant
And now we know. And they, they got rid of it. Well, I guess she didn't know. Actually, the girls didn't.
Sequoia
She didn't do nothing. Right.
Ryan Grant
She didn't know immediately her powers ran out. As soon as the.
Sequoia
As soon as, as soon as it's important that you have power.
Ryan Grant
Gone. Now they're gone.
Travis McIlroy
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Actually, now thinking about it, I am annoyed with her, like girl.
Sequoia
I did not, I didn't with her at all. Okay.
Ryan Grant
Also too close in age. Again. I think we said it.
Sequoia
The actors were too close in age.
Ryan Grant
Yeah. I'm like, this is T and Tamara's sister. What?
Sequoia
I did like Karsh and Ilana's relationship. I thought they were really cute.
Ryan Grant
I like them. Yes, I do. They're funny. They're cute. Also they're like him being like, yeah, we're on again, off again for the last 21 years.
Sequoia
Very silly.
Ryan Grant
My only thing is also too close in age. Maybe people don't age. Maybe in Coventry. No, not them. Them to the twins. There's no way they're.
Sequoia
You thought they were too close in age to the twins?
Ryan Grant
Yes. Oh, Caron looks like he is Karsten. What is his name?
Sequoia
Car.
Ryan Grant
What did I Say Carsten Kardashian, whatever.
Sequoia
He.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, he looked like he was the same age as him to me. He just had on dark eyeliners.
Sequoia
Maybe that eyeliner was killing.
Ryan Grant
It was so killing me. I feel like some of the things that he would like. It was just very male female relationships in 20 2005.
Sequoia
It was.
Ryan Grant
Woman, you're giving me a headache. It was so.
Sequoia
It was.
Ryan Grant
It was.
Sequoia
And she was eating him up a little bit. I don't remember what joke she had, but she was. She was eating him up.
Ryan Grant
Yeah. They were fun. They were very cute. It's very Cosmo and Wanda.
Sequoia
It was so solely based on Cosm.
Ryan Grant
100 what it was. But, yeah, it was fun.
Sequoia
I love them. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Guardian angels, which. I would want guardian angels to come protect me.
Sequoia
I have them.
Ryan Grant
Do. Do you. You like. You talk to them?
Sequoia
No.
Ryan Grant
How do you know?
Sequoia
I just know. Okay.
Ryan Grant
You're not gonna elaborate. You're just like.
Sequoia
I just. I don't. I don't feel like what. What is understood doesn't need to be spoken.
Ryan Grant
I don't understand.
Sequoia
That's okay. It does not for you to understand. Oh. Oh, so. Oh, what now?
Ryan Grant
So what now? Yeah, no, they. They did have a really cute relationship. I'm trying to think. Did any other thing. There were no love interests.
Sequoia
Whoa. I'm realizing that this passes the Bechtel test. Just bad.
Ryan Grant
Yeah. They're like.
Sequoia
They never talk about a.
Ryan Grant
Everybody is a girl. Everybody except for cars.
Sequoia
And that's why I loved it.
Ryan Grant
Wow. I loved it. I'm just realizing, like, all of. Because all of Alex's family.
Sequoia
Yes.
Ryan Grant
It was like her adopted by another young woman. She had a young woman best friend and a little girl who lived in the house.
Sequoia
Yep.
Ryan Grant
Kim had a dad.
Sequoia
Yeah. So he was. He was a background character.
Ryan Grant
Also, it was funny. There was a scene where Cam is, like, being sad. He's like, oh, is it. Is it boy problems? And the mom's like, probably not. And he's like, all right, I'll go talk to her. And then the mom just goes and walks by. I'm like, also, Kim's friend bad, because she was like. Her friend was just vapid or whatever. And she was literally like, oh, yeah, I won't tell anybody. And then another girl immediately walks up and goes, how about your twin? But I guess that's just, like, very rich girl coded. That. That was the thing. Cam was. Sorry. This adhd, my brain. Cam also gave up way too easy.
Sequoia
Cam gave up way too easy.
Ryan Grant
When they, like, they got into A little bit of a scuffle. The darkness came one time, and Cam was ready to get the.
Sequoia
Okay, but did you see the darkness? I would be ready to get the as well.
Ryan Grant
She was like, I want to go.
Sequoia
Back to my life. I have a. You know what I mean? I have a Porsche, and you know what I mean?
Ryan Grant
I know. You're sleeping on the couch.
Sequoia
Like, I can't do this with you right now. I'm so sorry, baby.
Ryan Grant
Yikes. That way. It was fun when we were, like, too dark.
Sequoia
It's really too heavy. Like, there's a dark cloud that follows you around when I'm by myself. I don't have. Hey. Well, more. Suddenly, I'm with you.
Ryan Grant
I rise, the sun rises. The sun is up, and I am awake.
Sequoia
Hello.
Ryan Grant
My parents greet me.
Sequoia
You are the darkness.
Ryan Grant
Right. Like, my God. I play tennis with my dad daily, every day. I understand that you need a job. I don't.
Sequoia
We pickleball down.
Ryan Grant
So good luck.
Sequoia
Good. Good luck, babe. Very much.
Ryan Grant
Very that.
Sequoia
Okay, one's gotta go.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Best Disney witches. There's a lot of choices here, and.
Ryan Grant
Just one has to go.
Travis McIlroy
Great.
Ryan Grant
The more choices, the better.
Sequoia
Let's make it. You can only keep one.
Ryan Grant
Oh, okay.
Sequoia
You can only keep one.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Okay. Oh, is this movies? No. Okay. Yes. You can only keep one. Twitches, Hocus Pocus.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Oh, Halloween Town. Oh.
Ryan Grant
Oh. Pause. We're getting out of just E comms. We're doing Disney.
Sequoia
We're in Disney.
Ryan Grant
Oh, you ready? Okay.
Sequoia
Twitches.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Hocus Pocus.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Halloween Town. Wizards of Waverly Place. Maleficent, the evil queen from Snow White.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Ursula. Oh, and Agatha Harkness from Agatha.
Ryan Grant
That's Catherine Han.
Sequoia
Oh, okay.
Ryan Grant
Catherine Heigl. She's doing my pet ads now. Like, she got blackballed. Probably not her fault. They said she was a. And I'm having quotations on set. I think she was just, like, a woman who stood up for herself. It was 2005.
Sequoia
Oh, yeah. I do kind of remember her.
Ryan Grant
No, Catherine, you can only keep one.
Sequoia
If you need to look at. You need to see a visual representation of the list.
Ryan Grant
Oh, okay. I can only keep one. You can only keep one. Hocus Pocus. Halloween Town. Wizards of Waverly Place. Maleficent, the evil queen from Sun White. Exo. This is rough. So Evil Queen Snow White. Out. Maleficent, out. I love Selena Gomez as a wizard. Out. Oh, God. Then we're getting the Halloween town. Ursula's crazy. I know.
Sequoia
That one's hard. Ursula's hard.
Ryan Grant
Yikes. I You know, okay. I'm. I'm. If I. This is hard. Only one.
Sequoia
You can only keep one. You can only keep one witch. One set of witches. Okay.
Ryan Grant
One witch or one witches. Okay. As a collective, there's a clear winner. Do you know who yours is? We can say I'm on three. I know.
Sequoia
I need to look at those together.
Ryan Grant
You want me to say it? You want me to. Wait.
Sequoia
You say yours if I have to.
Ryan Grant
Look at all those. And I'm saying I am taking the package.
Sequoia
Yes.
Ryan Grant
I think Ursa was hard to get rid of.
Sequoia
Yes. I get that.
Ryan Grant
She was my number one. But as a package. Hocus Pocus.
Sequoia
Those are funny.
Ryan Grant
So funny. So great. And I'm like I. Those are the ones I want to hang out with a bad. But I want to hang with me.
Sequoia
That's very fair. That's very fair. Okay. Now if I'm looking at this twitches out immediately.
Ryan Grant
You didn't even think about it?
Sequoia
No. Yeah. I mean like love the girls, but you know what I mean?
Ryan Grant
Like I'll see them with something else.
Sequoia
Yeah. I, I. I don't need to be them. Hocus Pocus. That's hard. I'll hold it. Halloween Town. I'll hold.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
Wizards out. Don't give a damn about that.
Ryan Grant
It's crazy to me that you didn't. Wizards of Webberly Place.
Sequoia
I did. I just didn't like it that much. I did watch it. I did.
Ryan Grant
I watched every episode.
Sequoia
You know what did not like it?
Ryan Grant
Is it? Cuz it came off of the heels of that's so Raven. Like they were the next generation and it was not as good.
Sequoia
Cuz I didn't like Hannah Montana either. Either.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, none of that.
Sequoia
Not like that. I did like him on the channel, but not like that.
Ryan Grant
I think Raven was so good in a way that the next wave was fine.
Sequoia
You know what I mean? Even Liz McGuire I liked a lot better than any of those three newer ones. You know?
Ryan Grant
I fully agree.
Sequoia
I guess that really does make me a millennial. Not a millennial. Anyways. Wizards is out. Maleficent out.
Ryan Grant
I agree.
Sequoia
I don't even Snow White. So that's out.
Ryan Grant
That was what's her name? She was the soldier.
Sequoia
Ursula's out for me. Agatha all along is out for me as well. So that leaves Halloween Town and Hocus Pocus. This is hard.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
I'm gonna go with Halloween Town.
Ryan Grant
Whoa. For Debbie Reynolds. Why? Who?
Sequoia
Marty. It's a coming of age story. And I do like coming of age. Like that's my Preference. And we watch her go to college. Through college.
Ryan Grant
Wow, I forgot that. You really do watch her. Like she gets replaced by Sarah Paxton.
Sequoia
Sarah Paxton.
Ryan Grant
Kind of crazy.
Sequoia
And I like that one, too.
Ryan Grant
I did, too.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Kimberly Ann. What's her name?
Sequoia
Kimberly something.
Ryan Grant
Kimberly something.
Sequoia
Yeah. I like that. Okay, so there's our choices.
Ryan Grant
It's crazy. You're picking, like, the. The heroes, and I'm picking the villains.
Sequoia
That's fair. That makes sense for our dynamic.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, that does.
Sequoia
That's fair. What does your shirt say?
Ryan Grant
Protect the gays.
Sequoia
Protect the gays.
Ryan Grant
Bro Tech.
Sequoia
I like it. I like it.
Ryan Grant
It's true.
Sequoia
If you can only pick one.
Ryan Grant
Okay, okay.
Sequoia
Twins.
Ryan Grant
Oh, okay.
Sequoia
The Maoris.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
The Olsen.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Smoking Stack from Sinners.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Hallie and Annie from the Parent Trap.
Ryan Grant
Oh, my God.
Sequoia
Sprouses.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter.
Ryan Grant
I was about to say you can.
Sequoia
Look at the list.
Ryan Grant
I can only keep one.
Sequoia
You can only keep one set of twins? And this is easy for me, actually. I don't have to think very hard. T and Tamara.
Ryan Grant
Oh, okay. I didn't think that's what you're supposed to be doing. I'm gonna have an Eiffel Tower with Smoking Stack. Why not? You know what?
Sequoia
I'm gonna have an Eiffel Tower. Smoking stuff.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, why not?
Sequoia
Isn't that crazy?
Ryan Grant
Isn't it? Isn't it crazy?
Sequoia
It is. It is fun.
Ryan Grant
Sounds like a good time. No. Okay. That is a joke. I think I also don't have to look. I think the Olsen twins are by far the best set of twins on that list. That's crazy.
Sequoia
What do you mean by this? Oh, explain it. Whitest.
Ryan Grant
Sure. Well, if we're going there. Yeah. I think one has a certain pedigree.
Sequoia
Wow. Racist.
Ryan Grant
No. The Olsen twins have way more movies that.
Sequoia
Name one.
Ryan Grant
It takes two in a New York minute. Parent Trap.
Sequoia
Olsen Parent Trap is not the Olsen twins.
Ryan Grant
Sorry, I didn't mean parent traps. It Takes two is what I was thinking. They also at summer camp there. You did New York Minute was fun.
Sequoia
I've never seen anything with Ashley in it.
Ryan Grant
I loved their series as a kid. I watched their teen kid show and their little kid show and then all they're like, made for TV movies. Like with your grandmother's house, we go Double trouble. You didn't do any Olsen twins?
Sequoia
Nothing. I watched them on Full House and they're playing one character.
Ryan Grant
I didn't even see. Michelle Tanner never watch Full House, so I don't know.
Sequoia
You got it.
Ryan Grant
Yes. That's crazy.
Sequoia
I didn't know some tone at all.
Ryan Grant
I'm that think that makes me. That's my millennial.
Sequoia
And I was gonna say, I genuinely do feel like the Olsen tonight. Twins is. And the Spice Girls is a tell between millennials and zillennials. You know, I'm like. Yes. I did not Spice Girl. I did not twin. I did not NSync. I did not Backstreet Boys.
Ryan Grant
Sorry. You certainly instinct. You did not Backstreet.
Sequoia
I did not in sync or Backstreet Boys.
Ryan Grant
That it feels insane to me.
Sequoia
To both of them in older age.
Ryan Grant
It feels strange to me that you didn't NSync, but you did Britney Spears. Not insane because like obviously one was bigger than the other.
Sequoia
I did Britney, but Britney was my first. First CD ever. Brittany and Destiny Shadow got the CDs on the same day and they were Both my first CDs. Sure. Ever. I got Britney's self titled and I got Destiny's Childish. Probably after that. It was Survivor.
Ryan Grant
Okay.
Sequoia
That was my first. Yeah. So those are my first two cities.
Ryan Grant
Okay, fair enough. And I guess NSYNC was. I mean, they weren't really boycoded. Not really. Not at all.
Sequoia
They were really. Yeah. I just. It was just like adjustments. Just, just barely. I.
Ryan Grant
It was there.
Sequoia
I just wasn't in it.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
Alive yet.
Ryan Grant
You know what I mean? Yeah. I would assume that you didn't back even. I barely. Backstreet Boy.
Sequoia
Even to this day when I go back and listen, I'm like, one of these is clearly better than the other one.
Ryan Grant
I agree.
Sequoia
Anyways, okay, so we have our twins. I choose the blacks, you choose the whites. Rapid fire. Rapid fire. Name two to three other witches you'd have in your covenant. I want.
Ryan Grant
These are characters.
Sequoia
Is that her name from American Horror Story?
Ryan Grant
Angela Bassett.
Sequoia
Yes. I want Angela Bassett from American Horror Story real bad.
Ryan Grant
Okay. She was also going to be in mine, but you can have her. We're drafting. Okay, great.
Sequoia
Okay, go. I took my pick, you have hers.
Ryan Grant
I Erykah Badu.
Sequoia
Not you choosing an actual witch.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
Right now.
Ryan Grant
Are we not. Should we not?
Sequoia
That's fair. That's fair.
Ryan Grant
I want to know.
Sequoia
You take your. You take. Take your. Erica.
Ryan Grant
I feel like it'd be real. She'd have some real like deep rooted magic. Magic. You know what I mean? She'd have some real good stuff.
Sequoia
Hold on, let me. Let me look up. Let me see who other I could have.
Ryan Grant
Oh, okay.
Sequoia
Hm.
Ryan Grant
No, you can. No, we're drafting you.
Sequoia
I'm looking. Let Me look black. Let me look at some witches.
Ryan Grant
Black witch. It is Marie Lavo. I believe she's also a real person.
Sequoia
Bonnie Bennett from the Vampire Diaries.
Ryan Grant
Ooh, that's a good one. Okay, okay, let me like, let me look up. Oh, oh, oh. What is her name? Sabrina. The teenage witch. Yes. Is that. Yes. I want her.
Travis McIlroy
I want her on my team.
Ryan Grant
I want her on my team bad.
Sequoia
I'll take Elphaba. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Grant
That's a really. You know what?
Sequoia
I'll take Linda and I'm about say you really want to do it and.
Ryan Grant
I would take Linda.
Sequoia
I want to go black Queen for black queen facts. You can't go strong. You know what I mean?
Ryan Grant
Like I feel that.
Sequoia
I feel that. I think I'm happy with my team. I think I'll stop there.
Ryan Grant
I am sad that you got Marie Lavo cuz that.
Sequoia
Oh my God, an icon.
Ryan Grant
You know what else I'm gonna throw in? God, what is her name in the show? I can't remember the lead. The, the, the old supreme. What is her name?
Sequoia
Oh, you're talking about the actress's name.
Ryan Grant
American Horror Story.
Sequoia
She's.
Ryan Grant
Oh, God. Coven. I, I. Jessica. Not Jessica Chastain. Feeling good. Jessica Lang.
Sequoia
I want Jessica Lang as well.
Ryan Grant
Also iconique.
Sequoia
You know Jessica Lang. She definitely. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
And you know what? Why not Emma Roberts too?
Sequoia
Have her throw her. You can have her.
Ryan Grant
Sure.
Sequoia
Yeah, sure. Sure, buddy. Sure. I love that for you, silly. That's really it.
Ryan Grant
I. Yeah, I think we did it. And honestly, it held up much more than I thought. It was a very fun watch. I watch fun watch.
Sequoia
I watched it with a group maybe like two weeks ago. Fun. It was a good time. Everybody was laughing, having a good time laughing at the green screen because the green screen. Yeah. We all knew the difference between T and Sarah.
Ryan Grant
You all can tell the difference between these two girls.
Sequoia
Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Is this anti black of me? I. Is it? No, I think it's anti black of you. You think they all look. Oh, I think they all look the same.
Sequoia
You do think they all look look the same? I think they look different.
Ryan Grant
So I'm so sorry anyways, I'm so.
Sequoia
Sorry, but yeah, I would have given anything to be a twin and a witch. So twitches was like I used to want a twin.
Ryan Grant
That's the Gemini in us, I'm assuming. I wanted a twin so bad.
Sequoia
If you're a Gemini. Did you want a twin? If you're true. If you're a Gemini, if you want. You know what? No matter what comment The Gemini emoji.
Ryan Grant
Yeah.
Sequoia
I was going to say you're a Gemini. Comment. The Gemini emoji, but even if you're not, go comment. The Gemini emoji. I. Yeah, yeah. Just so I know that you made it this far in the episode that. Okay.
Ryan Grant
And also next to it, if you wanted a twin.
Sequoia
If you wanted a twin, let us know, because I did want a twin, and I am a witch, so I.
Ryan Grant
Still want a twin, and I wanted braces.
Sequoia
You never had braces? No. What?
Ryan Grant
No, I don't think my teeth are, like, crazy.
Sequoia
Whoa. My seats were really straight, and I still have braces because I know overbite. My teeth were, like, mostly always been this straight. No, no, that's crazy. No. I feel like everybody I know had braces. I feel like braces was a marketing ploy. It was also just like.
Ryan Grant
I agree.
Sequoia
Part of teen. Like, I did not need braces also.
Ryan Grant
Because there's always a kid on a show with braces.
Sequoia
Always. You just want it. Yeah. She's got her braces off, and she's devastated that she got her braces off. Oh, no. Like, if she loved her braces, it was, like, part of her identity. Wow. She was like. She, like, did not want to show me, but she looked like without braces.
Ryan Grant
I was like, I mean, it makes sense. You wear them for years. How long do you wear braces? So it is a party.
Sequoia
Years. Yeah. I had mine for two, I think.
Ryan Grant
Two years.
Sequoia
Wow.
Ryan Grant
Crazy, man.
Sequoia
When I poke out. Anyways.
Ryan Grant
Yeah, we twitched it out.
Sequoia
That's it. We twitched it. Witched and we witched and we blew the house down.
Ryan Grant
Boots. We should say a spell.
Sequoia
Okay. With the shoals, people are gonna turn this off. People. People. Black people are gonna be like. And what the did they start doing at the end of that episode?
Ryan Grant
You listened to a podcast and made it here. Success is. Is coming, and you shall have no fear. That was. Was that. That was actually really a really good spell.
Sequoia
Yeah. Speak Success over me.
Travis McIlroy
Yeah.
Sequoia
Yeah, that was that.
Ryan Grant
That was that.
Sequoia
Fearless Success. Yeah.
Ryan Grant
Fear and success as you're coming your way.
Sequoia
Fearless.
Ryan Grant
Because you made it.
Sequoia
The fearless. So.
Ryan Grant
Yes. Comment received.
Sequoia
Received. Amen. Yes, am. Amen. Last time Ryan did this, he called a demon into my home.
Ryan Grant
But now that we've watched twitches, we can cast a spell out, because you know what? What? We'll fight dark.
Sequoia
No. Is love. And that's that on that. If you want to follow us on social media, you can find us at BPL Pod across all social media platforms. You can Watch us on YouTube. You can comment on Spotify, too, if you have something to say to us there. You can comment on YouTube like I just said. And you can email. Yeah, you can comment on Spotify. You can email me at black people up here. More gmail.com. somebody is playing in my email right now. Oh, no. Stop. And that's it. All right.
Ryan Grant
So we'll see you next time.
Sequoia
Have a good one. Bye.
Ryan Grant
Bye.
Sequoia
It.
In this lively and witty episode, hosts Sequoia Holmes and Ryan Grant celebrate the 20th anniversary of “Twitches,” the beloved Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM) starring Tia and Tamera Mowry as magical twin sisters. The hosts reminisce about the film’s influence, dissect twin tropes in pop culture, debate whether "Twitches" is truly a Halloween movie, and compare it to other iconic DCOMs and fictional witches. Their conversation covers representation, ‘90s/2000s nostalgia, and, as always, lots of irreverent humor and hot takes.
Throughout, the conversation is fast-paced, playful, self-deprecating, and references Black pop culture in-jokes and generational divides. Both hosts combine deep affection for nostalgic content with clear-eyed critiques, all filtered through their signature comic banter.
Sequoia and Ryan deliver a “fun watch” of a podcast episode, reliving “Twitches” and all its millennial/Zillennial trappings—from DCOM trivia to witch culture, twin representation, and that perennial childhood wish to discover you, too, might be a magical twin. Packed with sharp observations and warm nostalgia, the episode is a celebration not only of “Twitches” but of underrepresented slices of Black pop culture joy.
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