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Botched: A D&D Podcast
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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules.
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A Trap of Godly Proportions
6d ago00:53:55Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has almost finished collecting all the components for the spell that will close all the godly portals tied to their world, once and for all! Of course, this will also destroy their world, but it’s the principle of the matter!Buttons has put the call out to all gods to gain their aid in stopping these “heroes” before they are successful. Answering the call are…well…they’re gods I guess.These “gods” must come up with a plan to thwart the adventurers before it’s too late! They even decide to bring back to life, one the adventurers’ lost allies, in the hopes that it evens them out!Who are these gods that come to the aid of buttons? What are they the gods of? What plans will they come up with to stop the adventurers? Who is returned to life? What is El Pollo Loco-motive? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Eat Your Heart Out
2w ago01:00:08Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has entered the final stretch of the season and they are…doing kind of what you would expect…annoying every npc they can find.Now that they know what they need, and where to find most of it, they set off. First, a godly antique shop, in the hopes of finding treasured items. Only to find out, the one currency in this realm: worship, is something they have 0 of.They also try to solve their other issues such as the box legs and testicular torsion, only to find one of their friends may be their most dangerous foe.What can they find at the antique shop? Can they heal Scrum’s box legs? What is this strange hunger within Scrum? How much can a god-like testicle be worth? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →A Godly Shopping List
3w ago01:02:47Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Steve is back! The end of the season is rapidly approaching! Terry’s Tough Guys are going on what could very well be their final mission: traveling to the realm of the gods, and closing off the ability for the gods to interact with the mortal world.The first order of business is getting to that realm. They have to travel through the violent magical maelstrom. Should they manage to survive that, then they have to figure out where to enact the ritual, and collect the reagents to make it happen.Will Terry’s tough guys make it into the realm of the gods in one piece? What awaits them on the other side? What reagents will they need in order to close the gateways for the gods? What is testicular torsion? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Rewriting the Narrative
4w ago01:05:40Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by special guest Charles Mcfall! Find his newest show: Little Brown Pill on all your podcatchers! You can also find him over at https://linktr.ee/rgop42The emissaries of the gods have slowly been tearing the world of Terry’s Tough Guys apart. First, Terry, now the rest of the world. They go after Gazur, in the hopes of using him to inflame the rest of the people.What would be the best way to get the word out? A podcast, obviously! Sitting down with Gazur and Terry, things quickly go from bad to worse for the brand image of Terry’s Tough Guys.How will they convince Gazur to help them? What information do they want from him? How will a podcast convince the world? How will the King of Alurys react? There are werecrocs where? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →A Godly Task
Jul 1401:02:42Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by special guest Charles Mcfall! Find his newest show: Little Brown Pill on all your podcatchers! You can also find him over at https://linktr.ee/rgop42While the group continues down the path of trying to block off access to their world from all gods (except the devils), the God’s have caught wind of their plan! They send their avatars to investigate if the rumors are true.If they are true, they must do all they can to tear down the “good name” of Terry’s Tough Guys.Who are these avatars? Will they discover what the group is up to? How will they ruin the reputation of Terry’s Tough Guys? Are their blind crocodiles in the sewers of Alurys? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →A Reckoning at Earl's Farm
Jul 600:58:37Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, the puzzle dungeon of the creepy old Caretaker is over! One wonders if he was the one that built the dungeon in the first place? With wand in hand, they make their way back to Caretaker’s hut in his pocket dimension.Upon arriving however, there is a stranger being held captive. A strange Tabaxi who was caught snooping by the Caretaker, and wouldn’t you know it, a perfect fill in now that the group is down a member!The Caretaker, true to his word, divulges to the group what is in the book: a way to finally end the war of the gods.Who is this Tabaxi? What is in the book? How can the Caretaker read it? What would happen if those Monke Donkes weren’t brain damaged anymore? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Legends of the Pervert Temple
Jun 3001:05:40Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group continues to trudge their way through this strangely perverted dungeon, in order to find a special wand for the creepy old man who can decipher the ancient tome.Who even built this place? Is it possible, the pervert built it, just to send adventurers through the gauntlet for his entertainment?They must battle against undead horrors and solve dangerous puzzles in order to make it out alive. However, luckily for the group, they’re all dirty old men in real life, so it makes it easier to figure out the dungeon.Will the group safely navigate the dungeon? What sorts of puzzles are awaiting them? Why is everything so random in this place? If everyone dies, does that make Scrum full owner of Terry’s Tough Guys? Tune in and find out!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →The Drider House Rules
Jun 2200:50:51Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After talking to the Time Wizard, the group is on a fetch quest to find a wand in an ancient dungeon. What will this dungeon hold for the party? Probably traps, boogums, and puzzles.If the party survives, achieve at locating and acquiring the wand, the Time Wizard will translate the book of the dead for the party.Will Orlok try to wipe the party? Will Scrum use his new devil powers for good? Will Billy the Wingman fall in love with a beautiful eight legged monstrously? Find out now on Botched Podcast.We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Best Little Lore House in Monke
Jun 1501:01:09Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party has a book they can't read, so they do the only thing possible, go to the library. They have it on good authority, that someone name Eucalyptus, will be able to transcribe this book.AH SHIT, it's another fetch quest, and the party is off to find what's at the end of these breadcrumbs.Will we ever find someone to read this book? Will we ever find Earl's Farm? Will the howls of MonkeDonkes haunt me in my slee? Find out, today on Botched PodcastWe now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Take Us Down To Monketown?
Jun 800:47:37Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! When a mysterious book appears at the front of their compound, in a langue that no one understands, Terry's Tough Guys are forced out on a quest. With their top crack Sky Yacht pilot, they head to the one place that has the wisest elders, New Monk City.With book in had, they fly north to New Monk City, hoping to get some new magical items because, oh yeah, Scrum a demon now.... Yeah so, Orlok did a deal with elder small g god, and used those powers to turn Scrum, it's a whole thing but yeah..Will the party be able to find someone who can read this old skin book? Will the shop have the magical items that Orlok thinks he deserves? Will Scrums new demon girlfriend be happy about his new look? Find out tonight, on Botched Podcast!Dennis has successfully completed a Kickstarter for his 4th graphic novel in his Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey series! Lycan is about the world’s first werewolf! It’s a mix of horror, mythology, adventure, and history. The 4th book in the series is all about ancient Egypt! Wanna read a story mixing a werewolf with Egyptian Gods? You can still back it on Kickstarter for the time being as we have Late Pledges enabled! Check it out on Kickstarter!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
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