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Burn & Rave
Hosted by Ryan & Sam (@njapoet) · EN
Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but laughter flies even higher as hosts Ryan Rosenow and Sam Pierstorff ( aka Ninja Poet) "burn and rave at close of day" and "rage against the dying of the light" because they have no plans to "go gentle into that good night" and neither should you.
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Dec 26, 202400:38:14Tap to summarizeNow with 30% more content!!! The boys are fresh off their 90-day, court-mandated separation and ready to mingle with a whole new format. Enjoy wandering, pointless stories about topics nobody actually wants to hear about! And that’s not all!! Well, that is all. Actually, grab a classy-ass bottle of wine and let us take you away as you lay naked on your bear skin rug with your boo while awkwardly attempt foreplay.From Ryan's trucking experience where he nearly dies to bring you pork rinds to Sam's near-fatal sentence faux pas, this episode is exactly the crack your ears need.We are back, baby. And we're worse than ever.Listen, just don't tell anyone.Support the show
Transcribe →B#*LSHIT BLITZ
Oct 31, 202400:23:51Tap to summarizeSometimes when you get to drinkin a little to hard you loose track of the days. Or weeks. But fresh outta rehab the boys are back and okay as ever. Tonight, Ryan gets generic and Sam commits a felony- oh boy! Later, Sam fondly recounts molesting a dying man. Ryan talks empty-nesting while Sam hooks up with yet another lady of the night at the local watering hole. Then we wrap it all up with quick convo on how you, yes you can monetize your genital warts. Tune in, you’ll be sorry you did!!!Support the show
Transcribe →Trip Out Advisors
Sep 12, 202400:29:51Tap to summarizeIn this historic first Ryan-edited episode, the boyz discuss the perks of being over 40: back pain. Ryan thinks he can break dance better than Raygun. Also, what happens after death? The men of B&R explore the afterlife and hot- boxing Aunt Betty. Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →Sphincter Skewer
Aug 15, 202400:28:22Tap to summarizeWill Ryan’s ass ever be the same after getting “worked” over? In this episode we make sure he is comfy for the discussion in his special chair. Speaking of butt stuff, Sam breaks down what he saw at the gym and the boys get working on a plan to defend the planet from human extinction.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →Bag 'O' Crap
Aug 1, 202400:31:13Tap to summarizeTune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →Fast Trash Nascar
Jul 18, 202400:31:19Tap to summarizeRyan’s gonna drive your Ms. Daisy ass right the f#ck back to 1919 with a trip to Hearst Castle! Do you want to get away with any crime? Of course you do! And the answer is a Kanye mask and semen. Then we tame some stallions so the boys can teach YOU how to kick-flip YOUR horse. Have you been thinking about getting into 4 wheelin? Not anymore! Cause that sh*t is boring. Then Ryan gets economical and Sam talks burger joints. Mmmm…burgers. All this and more! Right from the comfort of your own shitter. Enjoy.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →Drama What?
Jul 4, 202400:26:49Tap to summarizeThere once was a man from Nantucket and he loved himself the sh!t outta some Burn and Rave Podcast! Sam goes to the big city to try his hand at comedy. Then Sam discusses driving through tears. Ryan figures out how to get his dogs to pay their way. Also, who’s humpier: a camel or a dromedary? A drama-what??? Is camel style the new doggie style? Inquiring minds like mine want to know.Additional Hot Takes Include: McHenry ShawarmaBum Dog Training ProgramsGummi Bear Root Canals& Ryan drops another Top 10:Top Ten Reasons Not To Go BaldTune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →The Straw That Broke The Mule's Back
Jun 20, 202400:32:35Tap to summarizeTwo brainless morons, special sauce, lettuce, & cheese. Straight out the gate Ryan demonstrates his tenuous grasp on the English language and they invent a way to put even the most notorious drug cartels out of business. Sam follows up with some new “jokes." Then he updates us on his downtown swinger friends. Ryan regains control of the ship with some good old barnyard ballin’ until Sam takes us on a deep dive into the seedy underbelly of Modesto's best dive bar. Get the popcorn ready. This is a good one.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →The Masks Are On
Jun 6, 202400:27:45Tap to summarizeThe comedy podcast you love not telling anyone about is back and worse than ever. Ryan starts us out with some helpful summer driving tips then transitions seamlessly into astrology, denouncing Capricorns in the process. Then they play the who’s got a better name game: Sam or Ryan? (Hint: Not Ryan)Lastly, they roll the whole thing up with a Christmas offering: 12 days of taking advantage of your wife. Sprinkle in some Swedish nonsense, play some ABBA, and light the whole thing up. Ooh yeahhhhhhh.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly! Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
Transcribe →The UniBoner
May 23, 202400:22:13Tap to summarizeTune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this NEW episode responsibly! Content information has been purposely left blank. Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show
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