Alex Cooper (11:23)

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Halle Bachelder (13:36)

So we had me in a hog tie like this and I couldn't move and then he had this extension bar, like you know how you put like shades up or whatever. It's like a pole they put in between your legs. I don't know what this angle looks like by the way. So he put this pole between your legs and if you move your legs a little more out, you can't go back in. So I dislocated my hip. I literally think I tore my acl. But it was the craziest. I honestly, I would do it again. Honestly, Mr. Old Spice, you can call me anytime. You'll always have a seat at my table. But anyways, that ended Tragically, for a plethora of reasons. For me, long distance, there's just like, I feel like a physical aspect of a relationship is so important. Yes, the emotional connections also fine. But also I just don't think I have enough emotional maturity. I'm very self aware, but like I'm very toxic and I guess, like I have very low emotional iq. So I just think long distance for me wouldn't work because I would be plotting how to pick fights with someone that's in a different time zone, like all day long just for like my own entertainment. I don't think it was the right fit. Not because he was the wrong person. I think I just have like a lot of growing to do, which you'll probably see on this podcast. Like I'm probably going to come off as a fucking mess most of the time. I'm not going to tell you, like, this is how you should be doing things. Honestly, if anything, this is how you should not be doing things. Maybe, but it's entertaining and it's the truth. Enough of that nonsense, guys. Let's go back into the nitty gritty. I want to get into my childhood, the origin story. People need to understand the lore, the true lore. How did I become this product? And honestly, a lot of it goes back to childhood. A lot of people don't know this. As a child I was super fucking chubby. Like it was really cute, but like, not during the time period where sugar lips were really popular. I was the youngest my grade, the last to hit puberty, like all of that stuff. So I remember like all my friends were like so petite and so skinny and blah, blah, blah, and I was this like chunky monster, like little chunkster with a boy haircut. Because, you know, my mom has a really short, cute little pixie haircut and we thought that would look really cute on me. It doesn't look really cute on a nine year old that's a little obese. Also, like, maybe don't get that right before you attend an all girls Catholic school. I remember my first day, fifth grade, I walked into the school and Mr. Helm. Yeah, shout out Mr. Helm. I'll always remember this. He goes, oh, oh, where's your sister? Fuck you, Mr. Helm. Like that stayed with me forever. I was super chubby. So honestly, I felt like the way I was able to make friends was through like being funny. I feel like my sense of humor had to carry because my looks weren't, like people weren't my friend because I was like this hot, cute little like thing Wait, is that weird to say about a 9 year old? I don't like, I was like, not a popular girl. I wasn't popular because I was like, pretty. I was popular because I was was funny and I was kind and I was able to make friends with everyone. But I remembered in eighth grade was when I first got really skinny. We had a little bit of an eating issue there. I got really thin. And it was the first time boys recognized me. It was the first time I made friends with like the cool girls in my grade. So from that point on, I attributed like being super thin to having value as a person, someone that you could be friends with. Which started this whole other fucking series of drama. We'll get into that on another date. But yeah, anyways, high school, I had one boyfriend. He was at the Brother. I went to an all girls Catholic school. Like, how fucking ironic that is. I'm sitting on a podcast called Extra Dirty and I went to an all girls Catholic School for 8 years PSA. To all the parents watching, don't send your child to an all girls Catholic school. It's like caging a wild animal and then releasing them into college. Like, I turned ho because of that. The thing that is interesting about like the all girls Catholic school lore is like, I went to that school for eight years. I'm not even Catholic. I don't even. I'm protestant. I'm a CEO. I'm a Christmas, Easter only type of bitch. Okay? Like that church, like a church, he hates to see me coming. Like, trust me on that. Like, I've literally had sex in a church parking lot. Like, I am not like your typical Catholic school girl. Maybe like the kind of Catholic school girl you see in pornos. But, like, I'm not your typical, like prim and proper, like Blair Waldorf type of bitch. Like, that's just not who I am. But it was a great school. It's a private school. I wasn't a great student. I was like, probably a B average student. Just because I didn't give a fuck. I input like my whole pussy into like academics, which is fine. Whatever happened in the great war of 19, like, I'm not using that right now as I sit on this couch. I just feel like there was no need for me to really dive into academics. I mean, it works for some people, but it just wasn't my thing. Okay. Anyways, my parents weren't very strict. I mean, I think some of you have seen my dad online. Like, I post him a lot on my TikTok. He Is me personified. Like, I. The apple does not fall far from that tree. He's fucking funny. He's so unserious. And he's like. Like a little cringy, but, like, in a funny way, which I think I am too, to be honest. And then my mom is like, the complete opposite. They're in, like, in a rock star relationship, you have to have a rock and you have to have a star, and you both need each other for the whole machine to be well oiled. I feel like that's super important for a relationship. Like, I don't want to date someone that has a bigger ego than me. Like, we would kill each other. I think we'd act like it would be on, like, the Daily Mail. Like, we would kill each other. But yeah, they weren't strict at all. My mom was more of, like, the emotional support. My dad is more of, like, the financial support. He still is. Shout out, dad, for this beautiful apartment. I love you so dearly. Thank you, Dad. I love you. You're my favorite. When I think about it, actually. Have I dated more rocks or more stars? The men I've dated are fucking, no offense, duds. And then they would, like, cheat on me. I remember my first boyfriend, he cheated on me while I was in rehab for an eating disorder. So it's only I could break out the cage and go, like, confront him about it. I was dealing. I wasn't. Like, I was in knitting class. I don't. Like, I couldn't deal with his bullshit. He was cheating on me with my, like, best friend's twin. And I was knitting and coloring inside the circles and like, my little kumbaya group, trying to heal myself. And he was out there, like, playing me. I was like, after that, didn't trust any men. Even if they're a rock or they're a star. Men just suck in general. I don't know. I'm still figuring out it's a whole thing. Going back to my parents. They are amazing. They're like my best friends. I feel like as I've gotten older, I've appreciated spending so much time with them. Like, I, like, look forward to hanging out with them. They're way cooler than I'll ever be, but they're great people. But no, they were not strict. Honestly, I think they just sent me to the all girls private Catholic school so they could get me into a good college. And my dad's rich, so, like, I feel like he could afford the private school. I don't. I don't know, guys. Yeah. You can have to ask him. When he's on the podcast, he always used to say, 42. 5 down the drain, which was my tuition. Like, per year. 42. 5 down the drain. I would say, like, selling dumb or, like, uneducated, or just like, I can't believe this is the product I've made. He'd be like, 42. Five down the drain. Like, I've created a monster. It's his fault. We go to Bergdorf together. Like, he brings me there. Like, it's not like I'm going alone. He comes with me, and he approves of every purchase. Not only does he approve of every purchase, he picks things out. So speaking of my dad, he does commercial real estate development. He absolutely crushes it. He, like, really wanted me to be in it just because our personality types are so similar. At one point in time, when I had first moved to New York City, I had literally no idea what I wanted to do. This is before social media. I had no job, and I was luckily able to get away with that for some time. I would host this here and there in the summer on Nantucket. But for the most part, I was not doing anything during the year. So my parents were like, you need to get a job. Like, you. Like, this is like, you're 24 years old. Like, I don't know what the you're doing with yourself. And also, at the same time, I really wanted a new rack. Like, I really wanted new tits. So I told my mom. I was like, mom, like, I think I need new tits. They kind of look like a rock and a sock. Like, my weight really fluctuated and like, like, picture a rock in a sock. It's kind of like, you know, it's like, not cute. So I was like, all right, I need a new chest. And my mom's like, we'll pay for it if you get your real estate license. So I was like, kid in a candy shop. I was like, pen to paper. I was like, I got my real estate license within two weeks. I think that it was honestly a world record. I got that so quickly. At the same time, I was seeing this billionaire, and he was, oh, my God, this is. He's gonna be a whole chapter of this podcast. But I'll go a little into the. Because he kind of goes into this story. He called me from London one morning. He was like, up 7am there, and I was like, so head over heels over this man. He was like, 15 years older than me. Like, hedge fund daddy saw. Like, he was checked all the boxes. Besides the fact he was like a Peter Pan man, like, this man is never going to grow up, never wants to grow up, has a lot of money, can get any fucking bitch he wants. Is also like semi attractive. I miss him. He was fun. All right, I'm getting distracted. So anyways, at the same time, he also thought I needed new tits. Honestly, I think he planted the seed, which is kind of fucked up. But, like, he was like, I'll pay for them. He was like, Halle, like, like all Venmo. So him and his best rich daddy friend both venmo me four grand for my tits. It was like 12 grand. But like, they both venom me four grand. They think they own each tit. They named them like Francesca and Consuela. I don't know. Like, they think they own my chest. But little do they know I pocketed that money. It was just like play New York money at that time. I pocketed that money, got my real estate license, and then my parents paid for it. So I ended up getting the fake tits. And I've never sold a fucking house in my life. But I love a crown molding and I can appreciate good interior. A one bed, a one bath. And I know what areas of New York are the best in the city. I know where the daddies are. I know where the rent is the highest. And that's where I typically hang out because I know they can afford nice things. You know the thing about real estate, it's like location, location, location. Just like you guys right now, sitting at your little laptop or your phone or whatever. You're in the right place right now, watching the right podcast. Like, look at us. We're just growing together.

Alex Cooper (24:38)

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Halle Bachelder (27:01)

Okay, now that I've told you guys that different men own each of my tits, I have a little secret to share with you guys. There's actually, currently, right now, as we speak, a man in my bed. I didn't want to like tell you that, but like, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. But I feel like we went so hard last night. I feel like he could use a little bit of the hair of the dog right now. So let's get him up. I feel like Cookie. Come here, lover.

Graydon Cutler (27:27)

Surprise. I don't know what I feel worse from the fucking dominoes or the vodka.

Halle Bachelder (27:33)

Here, get your fucking mic. Okay? Hi guys, this is Graydon, Cookie Cutler. Okay, guys, I feel like most of you know who Graydon is, but if you don't, he's like my best, most funniest friend. We sleep together all the time. He's so good in bed.

Graydon Cutler (27:52)

This is true. We do sleep together a lot.

Halle Bachelder (27:54)

No. Yeah, and you turn on your sound machine, it's always like super magical. We get cozy. No, I actually do, but I do have my AirPods in watching real Housewives.

Graydon Cutler (28:03)

Oh, okay. Well, this morning I woke up. Halle woke me up and she said I took.

Halle Bachelder (28:08)

It was 11. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. But it was 11:45.

Graydon Cutler (28:13)

Okay, but that's my morning. Halle told me that I was taking up the whole entire bed. But this morning I woke up and her head was on my shoulder.

Halle Bachelder (28:20)

And he hates physical touch. You don't like when I cuddle or hug you or anything?

Graydon Cutler (28:25)

I don't like that because you have a vagine. Okay, if you were a man, I wouldn't mind.

Halle Bachelder (28:30)

I can't picture you, like, cuddled up with someone. Like, I can't picture you, like, being the big spoon. Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Graydon Cutler (28:35)

I just think anatomically I have to be the big spoon. One time I was cuddling with somebody and I fell asleep and I woke up and they were just gone. And I'll be honest with you, I really haven't cuddled since.

Halle Bachelder (28:47)

So. Have you ever fucked a woman or are you like a gold star?

Graydon Cutler (28:50)

Do you know what a gold star is?

Halle Bachelder (28:52)

It's like they had a C section, right?

Graydon Cutler (28:56)

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. A gold star is when you have a C section. I'm a gold.

Halle Bachelder (29:00)

It's like you can't. You did not even like, come out of a vagina. Not only did you not sleep with a woman, you didn't even come out of a woman. You came out of their stomach.

Graydon Cutler (29:08)

That's actually a good point.

Halle Bachelder (29:09)

Not me teaching you about being gay again.

Graydon Cutler (29:11)

Well, that's not like actually gold star, but like, that, like, could be a thing.

Halle Bachelder (29:15)

That's platinum star.

Graydon Cutler (29:16)

Like, never touched a vag. Yeah, I'm a gold star.

Halle Bachelder (29:18)

Yeah, your mom had a C section.

Graydon Cutler (29:21)

No, Hallie, that's not actually what a gold star is. A gold star is when you're gay and you've never been with a girl.

Halle Bachelder (29:26)

So you're not a gold star.

Graydon Cutler (29:27)

Because I'm a gold star.

Halle Bachelder (29:29)

Okay.

Graydon Cutler (29:29)

Yeah, I'm a gold star. Loud and proud.

Halle Bachelder (29:33)

So, like, let's get back to like, our origin story. I feel like a lot of people don't know, like, how we became friends, how we met.

Graydon Cutler (29:38)

We should tell them the story of how we actually met.

Halle Bachelder (29:41)

Okay, let's tell it.

Graydon Cutler (29:42)

You would remember more than me, probably.

Halle Bachelder (29:44)

Are you really counting on me for memories?

Graydon Cutler (29:46)

So I walk into this party on Nantucket. Obviously. Shit face. This was like my first time actually going to Nantucket. The year I believe was like 2021, right after Covid. So this is my first, like, taste in Nantucket, kind of. And I see this girl and she's like, snatched. She's like her skin's pulled back. I'm like, did she get. I'm like, did she get a facelift? Like, what's going on? And I was like, your skin is so amazing. Like, what do you do? And you told me you, like, get your Botox at this girl in New York, but, like, you live in Boston. So at the time you were living in Boston and you would go to New York to get your face done.

Halle Bachelder (30:21)

I remember this flash forward.

Graydon Cutler (30:23)

I didn't know this bitch lived in was from Boston. I didn't know she had a house in Nantucket. So I thought I was never going to see you again. And then we were in Boston on a cold, rainy ass night.

Halle Bachelder (30:34)

Set the mood, set the tone.

Graydon Cutler (30:36)

We're on this yacht. That's where Hallie and I really rekindled. And I was like, oh, my God, you, like, are from Boston. Like, you're here. Oh, my God. Let's hang out. So that's how we started hanging out. And then I look over and there is this man. And he was like a tech CEO, founder. I think he is. I work.

Halle Bachelder (30:53)

Yeah, Yeah. I worked for him for a little bit. Like, when I was like, didn't have a job, trying to figure out what I was doing. He was like a crypto baddie. Like, he, like, promised me all these things. He used to put me up at the Nomo Soho and, like, work on his, like, computer for, like, this new app he was creating.

Graydon Cutler (31:09)

No offense, but, like, that's all he could afford if he. He's doing crypto. Is the Nomo Soho?

Halle Bachelder (31:14)

No. That was a red flag.

Graydon Cutler (31:15)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (31:16)

And he had, like a.

Graydon Cutler (31:16)

No, hate to the nomos.

Halle Bachelder (31:18)

And he had this really good friend who was bald that was, like, working on his crypto. This is like, such a side note. I went on this date with this man. He was like, bald and, like, it was the sketchiest thing I've ever done. He promised me, like, $10,000 in, like, fiscal cash.

Graydon Cutler (31:31)

No.

Halle Bachelder (31:32)

And he said he would only give it to me if I sucked him.

Graydon Cutler (31:37)

Him.

Halle Bachelder (31:38)

I didn't suck him. I didn't him. He was bald, so he looked like Mr. Clean. So he shows up to this date with a suitcase of ten grand in cash and gave it to me.

Graydon Cutler (31:48)

Did you keep it?

Halle Bachelder (31:49)

Yeah.

Graydon Cutler (31:49)

What'd you have to.

Halle Bachelder (31:50)

Then I told him I had a UTI and I couldn't hang out with him for the rest of the week. That made me sound like kind of an escort. It wasn't like that. I didn't even kiss him. Honestly, I feel like he got bamboozled that night.

Graydon Cutler (32:01)

Anyway, I hope he's well, but I looked over my shoulder and his pants were down to his ankles and his whole entire. Was out.

Halle Bachelder (32:09)

No cheek spread, cheeks spread.

Graydon Cutler (32:11)

Blackout drunk. And I was like, is somebody gonna put this guy's pants on? I can't be looking at this.

Halle Bachelder (32:17)

We had people seasick. The waves were tumultuous. And this man is, like, ripping his asshole apart. Like, basically in a fetal position. Like, I like. Anyway, I've seen darker parts of that man then.

Graydon Cutler (32:31)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (32:32)

His internal organ.

Graydon Cutler (32:33)

I could see his throat from behind. It was crazy.

Halle Bachelder (32:38)

You can't say that.

Graydon Cutler (32:39)

Yeah. You know, I think we shared that moment of seeing this man's asshole, and that's when we became friends. We've been through it.

Halle Bachelder (32:49)

Wait, speaking of men with gaping assholes, when was the last time you have entered or have been entered via throat, via ass, via ear? With a man via ear?

Graydon Cutler (33:01)

Like, yesterday. It's been a really long drought, and I feel like I'm, like, in the Sahara desert, like, one of those animals who, like, can't really access the watering hole. And it's not. I don't think it's the rain that's, like, blocking me from accessing water. I'm starting to think it's me.

Halle Bachelder (33:19)

No, I think your type is bad. Your type is straight men, so that automatically sets you up for failure.

Graydon Cutler (33:25)

Okay, I would just like to correct. Like, it's not straight men.

Halle Bachelder (33:28)

No, it is straight.

Graydon Cutler (33:29)

Like, I like a more masculine man, which is totally fine. But I don't know. I mean, I definitely don't think my TikTok videos help.

Halle Bachelder (33:36)

When was your last sexual encounter? Flaying romance. A spark that lit a fire under your beautiful, plump ass.

Graydon Cutler (33:45)

Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you. The last time. Let's just go with the last time I got diddled or diddled somebody else.

Halle Bachelder (33:52)

That sounds illegal.

Graydon Cutler (33:53)

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't remember.

Halle Bachelder (33:57)

No, like, you have to, like, I'm telling you right now to pick a date over.

Graydon Cutler (34:01)

Over a year ago, probably, that I fucked. I've sucked.

Halle Bachelder (34:06)

You're the sucking queen.

Graydon Cutler (34:07)

I used to be. Not anymore.

Halle Bachelder (34:09)

We're going out tonight. Again?

Graydon Cutler (34:11)

Tonight? Halle is having a party. I think tonight's my night where, like, I really want my eyes to cross. Last night we were pretty drunk, but tonight I want to be even more drunk anyways.

Halle Bachelder (34:21)

I feel like we could go on and on about fucking crazy stories. We've been like. We've seen so much together. Like, besides like the darkness as parts of people's. I think we've seen a lot of.

Graydon Cutler (34:31)

Lauren.

Halle Bachelder (34:33)

Wait for the wigs here.

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Graydon Cutler (36:50)

Lauren's here.

Halle Bachelder (36:54)

Guys, this is Lauren.

Graydon Cutler (36:56)

Lauren's here, guys.

Halle Bachelder (36:57)

We're the three best friends that anyone could have. We're the three best friends.

Graydon Cutler (37:02)

Anyway, welcome to the casting codes.

Lauren (37:05)

Thank you, guys. I feel very welcome.

Halle Bachelder (37:07)

I know.

Graydon Cutler (37:08)

Should we all touch each other?

Halle Bachelder (37:09)

Yeah. I know. I don't like that.

Graydon Cutler (37:10)

Let's all hold hands.

Lauren (37:12)

Just let us.

Halle Bachelder (37:13)

Let us. No, I'm like, all right.

Graydon Cutler (37:16)

I see how it is.

Halle Bachelder (37:18)

All right. Hey, guys. If you don't know Lauren, Lauren's the one that like makes. She's the reason I'm alive. I feel like she keeps my schedule together. It sounds. Sounds like you work for me.

Lauren (37:26)

No, I like might be production.

Halle Bachelder (37:27)

No, she's. When I call it production in my tick tock, she is production I'm calling for.

Lauren (37:32)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (37:32)

Like I wouldn't show up to anything on time. I'm not a planner. True. I am just a personality hire. Yeah, yeah.

Graydon Cutler (37:41)

Fish is just good at getting done.

Halle Bachelder (37:43)

She's also really good in bed.

Lauren (37:45)

Oh my gosh.

Halle Bachelder (37:46)

Wait. She shows me her sex tapes all the time. It's like watching. You know when you're like on like a sport sports team and they like re watch tape. Just like see where they like could have like done better. I'm not for you. Yes.

Lauren (37:58)

Do you have any feedback?

Halle Bachelder (37:59)

You're amazing. Recoil is insane.

Lauren (38:02)

What happens to you in that?

Halle Bachelder (38:04)

I don't. We'll go into that. But anyways. This is Lauren. Introduce yourself, my little freak of the week.

Lauren (38:09)

I'm Lauren. I'm from New Jersey. That's like probably the most uninteresting thing about me. But me and Hallie have been best friends for like six years now.

Halle Bachelder (38:19)

Six years.

Lauren (38:20)

Yeah. Yeah. So my, my college roommate was Halle's best friend from high school. And then we met and we fell in love.

Halle Bachelder (38:29)

We did.

Lauren (38:30)

We did. We had a week of just going out straight together. Every single night. We would go to bed.

Graydon Cutler (38:36)

Sounds like you're legit. Let's vote.

Halle Bachelder (38:38)

A week. It was like a year last.

Lauren (38:40)

Last week we went accidentally ended up at a gay bar and it was like all lesbian couples with.

Halle Bachelder (38:46)

There was flags everywhere. We had no idea it was a gay bar.

Lauren (38:50)

There was like a lot of lesbian couples and we were just like sitting. I think we were one of them. Yeah, no, yeah, we might have been one of them.

Halle Bachelder (38:56)

We were one of them.

Lauren (38:57)

I think people thought that we were one of them.

Halle Bachelder (38:58)

No, definitely, definitely. People thought I was chowing down on you. Yeah. The lawn. Putting from the rough. The whole nine. Yeah.

Graydon Cutler (39:05)

Munching muffin.

Halle Bachelder (39:06)

Anyways, we've known each other for how many years?

Lauren (39:08)

Like six years now.

Halle Bachelder (39:10)

You've never seen me in a relationship.

Lauren (39:12)

I haven't, but I've seen you in multiple situationships.

Halle Bachelder (39:15)

I think that's always crazy that you've never seen me committed.

Lauren (39:18)

Yeah. And you've only seen me committed.

Halle Bachelder (39:20)

I. I was committed to them. They weren't.

Lauren (39:24)

They weren't committed to you.

Halle Bachelder (39:25)

No. No.

Lauren (39:26)

You thought they were. And I was always Trying to, like, tell. I was like, they're not hot. Even though some of them were. I was like, they're not hot, Halle. Like. Like, you could do so much better. And now looking back, like, fuck lacrosse. Really hot.

Halle Bachelder (39:39)

Lacrosse was hot.

Lauren (39:39)

Lacrosse was really hot. But I was trying. I'm. I was very convincing. I was like, he's not hot. Trust me.

Halle Bachelder (39:45)

He's the hottest guy I've ever caught with ever, in my whole entire life. Yeah. So you have a boyfriend. We love him.

Lauren (39:50)

We love him. Actually. You didn't like him at first, though.

Halle Bachelder (39:52)

I'm sure I didn't like that. I had.

Lauren (39:54)

He hit on Halle in front of me.

Halle Bachelder (39:56)

No, he didn't.

Lauren (39:56)

Yes, he did. He added you on Snapchat in front of me when he didn't like me.

Graydon Cutler (40:00)

No.

Lauren (40:01)

Yeah.

Graydon Cutler (40:01)

Did you accept?

Alex Cooper (40:02)

No, no, no.

Lauren (40:02)

Here's what happened. Here's what happened. My boyfriend now, at the time, like, didn't want anything to do with me. And. Yeah, in. Yeah. And, like, in order to, like, show me how he didn't want to have anything to do with me, he was like, I'm just gonna, like, flirt in front of her. I'm gonna, like, add her best friend on Snapchat and, like, would, like, put his phone down so I could see everything. This was when he was, like, mean.

Graydon Cutler (40:26)

And then the second didn't have a fuckboy face, right?

Lauren (40:29)

No, he's, like, perfect, but, like, for those, like, he's an angel. But, like, he wasn't an angel until the second that he asked me to be his girlfriend. Up until then, I was a doormat.

Halle Bachelder (40:40)

And, like, the Holland Tunnel.

Graydon Cutler (40:42)

Did you like being doormat or did you like.

Halle Bachelder (40:44)

And you were so thick. Lauren used to, like, show up, like, my house on Nantucket and, like, be wearing, like, AF ones and, like, Jordans.

Lauren (40:51)

Yeah, I wore, like, Jordans with, like, Nike made calves to the beach.

Halle Bachelder (40:57)

No, that was fake.

Graydon Cutler (40:59)

Deal.

Lauren (40:59)

Were Jordan.

Graydon Cutler (40:59)

They were fake.

Lauren (41:00)

Yeah, they were, like, custom made. Like, they just, like, took.

Graydon Cutler (41:03)

Oh, with the fabric.

Halle Bachelder (41:04)

Yeah.

Graydon Cutler (41:04)

Oh, yeah.

Halle Bachelder (41:04)

That is extremely ghetto.

Lauren (41:06)

And you wore leather pants to the beach. But here we are.

Halle Bachelder (41:08)

They were real leather. Then you met Jordan. You guys fell in love so deeply. He also has a massive piece.

Graydon Cutler (41:16)

Who?

Halle Bachelder (41:16)

Jordan's like a walking tripod. You know, like that thing that's holding up this camera right now that looks like Jordan. He has a third leg. A man. If, like a gust of wind ever hit him from behind, he would be standing up still.

Graydon Cutler (41:27)

I love that. And I love that he deserves that, honestly, that he deserves a big dick.

Lauren (41:33)

He has like short arms but he's making up for it.

Halle Bachelder (41:35)

Sounds like a T. Rex.

Graydon Cutler (41:37)

He has short limbs but a big dick.

Halle Bachelder (41:39)

Shortly. Yeah, he's like Tyrannosaurus.

Lauren (41:41)

I also think he like lifts so much those arms like progressively like get higher.

Graydon Cutler (41:46)

Oh.

Lauren (41:46)

What?

Graydon Cutler (41:48)

Totally.

Halle Bachelder (41:50)

He does have short biceps.

Lauren (41:51)

Yeah, he's got a really long.

Halle Bachelder (41:53)

We're not body shaming Jordan on episode one. We love Jordan.

Graydon Cutler (41:57)

No, we're complimenting.

Lauren (41:58)

Yeah, yeah. We're going to tell them about this later.

Halle Bachelder (42:03)

The thing is that's nice about me and Lauren is like we have very different tastes in men. I think we all have very different taste in men. Honestly, like especially me.

Lauren (42:12)

Actually.

Halle Bachelder (42:12)

I feel like you guys have the same taste in men. I feel like you would go for someone like Jordan.

Graydon Cutler (42:16)

Like a pretty boy.

Halle Bachelder (42:17)

No, you would go for Jordan.

Graydon Cutler (42:19)

I would go for Jordan. I'll go for Jordan right now. Tell him to come over. Jordan.

Lauren (42:25)

Jordan loves Jordan.

Halle Bachelder (42:26)

Jordan loves Jordan.

Lauren (42:27)

You and Jordan have a very special relationship.

Graydon Cutler (42:30)

Yeah, we do. Anyway, enough about him. Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (42:32)

So we're going out tonight. What is the pregame going to look like, you think? I'm like terrified. The fact that we have to get ready in like an hour and a half.

Graydon Cutler (42:38)

Should we tell them what the pregames usually look like?

Halle Bachelder (42:40)

Yeah, let's tell them.

Graydon Cutler (42:40)

Okay, let's. Let's run through it.

Lauren (42:42)

Well, I don't really drink that much.

Graydon Cutler (42:44)

Which is amazing for us.

Lauren (42:46)

Yes. Because I'm always driving. If it's an. If we're in Nantucket or I'm always, you know, directing.

Halle Bachelder (42:53)

I used to hate it. I feel like when you're younger you're like you're not taking shots and now we're like don't take a shot. I feel like you should because. Because I don't want to Uber on Nantucket and she is the dd. She is trusted by my parents. That's true. The vehicles.

Lauren (43:06)

That is true.

Graydon Cutler (43:07)

She's on the car insurance.

Halle Bachelder (43:08)

Like you should be. Other than some other siblings.

Graydon Cutler (43:11)

But Fish is the type of person where she can go out and like have like you'll have like one drink.

Lauren (43:17)

Yeah.

Graydon Cutler (43:17)

But like you don't need to be like shit faced to have fun. Like you always have fun.

Lauren (43:20)

I'm there for the music, I'm there for the networking.

Halle Bachelder (43:24)

Used to go out to network.

Lauren (43:26)

Ye. Halle would drink for us and I would network for us and honestly it works. It worked out pretty well for us.

Halle Bachelder (43:32)

Here we are.

Lauren (43:32)

Here we are. But yeah, no, Hallie is and great and are probably ripping shots together. I am looking on in amazement.

Halle Bachelder (43:41)

You're cheering on is crazy.

Lauren (43:43)

I am looking on an amazement. I'm like, wow, I would die. I would be in the hospital.

Halle Bachelder (43:49)

Sounds like shade. You're throwing. No, but we might die. But in a positive way. In a way that like will go out out with a bang. Hopefully. But the pre game, what are we having people over tonight and then I'm throwing a party later in the evening and the wee hours of the night, I will be so cross eyed. I will be caught crossing both streets at once because I'm gonna be like.

Lauren (44:11)

People used to like. Or I don't know if people do still think this but like some people think it's a bit like you're cross eyed. No, no, like you fully.

Halle Bachelder (44:18)

I had meningitis. No, I had meningitis as a toddler.

Graydon Cutler (44:22)

I had it too. Too. We both almost died.

Lauren (44:25)

But you're not crossing.

Graydon Cutler (44:26)

We did you. I almost died, like, but I'm not crossing.

Halle Bachelder (44:29)

I had a brain infection when I was 2 that affected my equilibrium. So they used to call me headwind H. I would just fall over, tip over. Like just simple tasks like walking. So then I turned completely cross eyed. Like this production zoom in. I'm looking at both screens right now. No, literally, I would get so cross eyed. So at 6 I got contact. But when I drink the muscles behind my eyes that keep them straight normally even right now, I'm like give out teetering. If I'm tired or a little tipsy, my eyes will just give out strength and I'll just go like this. So that's when Lauren knows that it's.

Lauren (45:03)

Time to take to close the tap. And you know, it's great. And I think I've said this before, but when someone looks at us and like they're like, you're leaving. You're leaving so early. I'm like, look at her.

Halle Bachelder (45:13)

That's what you do.

Lauren (45:15)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (45:16)

That is such a confidence.

Graydon Cutler (45:17)

You just like nod your head. You're like, yeah, look over here.

Lauren (45:20)

Look at her eyes. They're like, oh, of course. Take her home.

Halle Bachelder (45:24)

That's how you get out of going, like leaving.

Graydon Cutler (45:27)

They're like, we totally understand. Like, take your time getting out.

Halle Bachelder (45:30)

I hope you get home safe when you get back.

Lauren (45:32)

You're home safe.

Halle Bachelder (45:35)

I'm screaming.

Lauren (45:36)

And honestly, H, I think we should start using that moving forward. Like if we're just not having good times now you're.

Graydon Cutler (45:42)

You just go up to them and cross her eyes over.

Lauren (45:44)

I'm like, look at her.

Halle Bachelder (45:45)

He's dead. That's so Real, Real. Wait, we should do that. Yeah.

Lauren (45:49)

I think that's our new cop out. Cuz I hate, like. I hate being, like, pressured to stay.

Halle Bachelder (45:53)

It's a good cop out, but just, like, loop me in.

Lauren (45:55)

Yeah, I got you.

Halle Bachelder (45:56)

Next time.

Lauren (45:56)

But, like, sometimes, like, you're just out of it. I can't loop you in. You're. You're looped.

Halle Bachelder (46:00)

I'm never that out of it. Don't drink.

Lauren (46:04)

Stay in school.

Halle Bachelder (46:05)

I really don't want to go out tonight. I'm not gonna lie, guys.

Graydon Cutler (46:08)

It's your party, literally hosted by you.

Lauren (46:11)

You're on the invite.

Graydon Cutler (46:12)

You are hosting the party.

Lauren (46:13)

You have to go, honestly. Well, what's fun is Halle's hosting a pregame. And I think what's so great about my glassware is your glassware.

Graydon Cutler (46:22)

You're gonna let other people use it?

Halle Bachelder (46:24)

No, not.

Lauren (46:25)

Can I use it?

Halle Bachelder (46:25)

Yeah, you can use it. You're not a drunk like the rest of people coming over.

Lauren (46:29)

Also, though, like, I love that all our friends have meshed.

Halle Bachelder (46:32)

Yeah.

Lauren (46:33)

That's so important. Well, us, but also, like, your home friends. My school friends.

Halle Bachelder (46:39)

I don't have really. I feel like besides you guys, I don't really have that many more friends. Real friends I would consider, like. Oh, like, I could trust them with your dir secret. I mean, I'm telling everyone else here my dirtiest, darkest secrets, but. Yeah, things that would probably get me, like, in trouble with the police, like those things. I feel like I wouldn't try to help you get away with anything. Yeah.

Lauren (47:00)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (47:00)

Like, would you bury your body for me?

Lauren (47:02)

Yeah. Great. And what's our relationship?

Halle Bachelder (47:05)

Yeah. So how does the dynamic work here? You're probably wondering because I'm so perfect. And, like, they're like, oh, my God, Halle, you're so perfect. Like, how can we, like, share time? I have to split between the both of them. It's like, I'm divorced, parents, like, the product of. How do you guys get along? How do you co parent this beast?

Graydon Cutler (47:21)

I would. So I'm a cancer Leo Cusp. And I couldn't really tell you what the. Wait.

Lauren (47:25)

I can't wait. I'm a Leo cancer.

Graydon Cutler (47:27)

She's a. Wait. Wait, what? Leo cancer Cusp.

Lauren (47:30)

Yeah. Wait. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Graydon Cutler (47:32)

Cancer Leo.

Halle Bachelder (47:32)

Yeah.

Lauren (47:32)

Yeah. So we're the same. We're the same. You're July 22nd. Yeah, I'm July 23rd.

Graydon Cutler (47:37)

Oh, yeah.

Lauren (47:38)

I'm the first day of. Leave it.

Graydon Cutler (47:39)

So we have the same.

Halle Bachelder (47:41)

Oh, my God. Significant.

Lauren (47:43)

We have, like, the same cost, but different. Like, like like fire sign. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, main. Main sign.

Graydon Cutler (47:50)

We need to get our charts read or something. But Fish and I just have a really sensitive, like, loving connection.

Lauren (47:56)

We do.

Graydon Cutler (47:56)

You know? Although she's way more sensitive than me.

Lauren (47:58)

I'm sensitive. And I'm thinking she might start crying. Like, you will, like, have my back.

Graydon Cutler (48:03)

Yeah.

Lauren (48:04)

Yeah.

Graydon Cutler (48:04)

Sometimes Halle goes for her throat.

Halle Bachelder (48:06)

No. Well, sometimes I get very angry.

Graydon Cutler (48:09)

Sometimes Halle gets, like. At the end of a night, she'll be really drunk, and she'll sometimes jump on the neck.

Lauren (48:15)

And, like, not in a mean way. I'm just very sensitive. Like, I take everything so seriously.

Halle Bachelder (48:20)

Like, it's really hard to argue with you.

Lauren (48:22)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (48:23)

Because you will cry.

Lauren (48:23)

I will cry. And I'm like, that's it. Like, she never wants to see me again. Like, that's it. Our friendship is over. Like, all over. Because she was like, I don't know. Like, what. What have she said to me before? I'm, like, thinking about a time where, like, I took it so personally.

Halle Bachelder (48:40)

Like, the summer on your birthday. Like, oh, yeah. Into it. You were so sensitive.

Lauren (48:45)

I was so sensitive.

Halle Bachelder (48:47)

People that were staying at my house wanted to go to dinner with me. Yeah. They were staying at my house. But you. You would auction them off to my house because they couldn't stay at your boyfriend's house.

Lauren (48:56)

No, actually, we should talk about.

Halle Bachelder (48:57)

Because that was really. And you're like, you aren't coming to my thing. And I was like, wait, they're staying at my house?

Alex Cooper (49:04)

No, no, no, no.

Lauren (49:05)

I was just. I felt left out because normally in nucket, I always stay at your house. And this is the first time that I wasn't staying at your house where, like, everyone was there. So I was, like, feeling left out. And because I was feeling left out, I just started crying at Cisco. And actually, I'm mortified. And my boyfriend's brother likes to bring it up now. He's like, are you going to cry? Are you going to cry? Like, you cried at Cisco?

Halle Bachelder (49:28)

I'm glad he does, because you should have been an American.

Lauren (49:31)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (49:32)

You're being a weird little freak.

Lauren (49:33)

I was being a freak.

Halle Bachelder (49:34)

Yeah. And I was like.

Lauren (49:35)

And then I came home, and I was like, holly, I was like, you.

Halle Bachelder (49:40)

Can come to dinner, too. But, like, I was like, no, you.

Lauren (49:43)

Walk around the block.

Halle Bachelder (49:43)

You were also staying at your boyfriend. So I was like, are you gonna leave your boyfriend and their family and their cookout? They're back to the thing that they're throwing for you and come to my parents?

Lauren (49:51)

Look, at me in the eyes. Yes, I will leave him.

Halle Bachelder (49:53)

That's just kidding.

Lauren (49:57)

Yeah, I'm thinking about the Hamptons trip now. Now?

Halle Bachelder (50:00)

Oh, the Hampton ship, guys.

Graydon Cutler (50:02)

That's what I was referring to.

Lauren (50:04)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (50:05)

No, guys, we were at least forget what happened. We went. It was a brand trip. It was like one of the first brand trips I've ever been on. But, like, we were sharing a room.

Lauren (50:11)

The three of us.

Halle Bachelder (50:12)

Liv was there, too?

Graydon Cutler (50:13)

No, no, just us three.

Lauren (50:15)

No, it was just us three.

Halle Bachelder (50:16)

We were at.

Lauren (50:17)

She was there for another one. This one was just us three. And I was being the. Like, I was being the plus one. I got there. I opened up every single present. I got into the pajamas that were on my bed.

Graydon Cutler (50:27)

Immediately should. As you should.

Lauren (50:29)

I stole some of Gr. Raiden's products. Like, I was. I was there.

Halle Bachelder (50:33)

But, like, we went to Surf Lodge. A guy in your building.

Lauren (50:38)

Wait, I. I ran into him today. Yesterday. I run into him every single day. His name is Chow Down.

Graydon Cutler (50:44)

What?

Lauren (50:44)

His name is.

Halle Bachelder (50:45)

What do you mean?

Lauren (50:46)

Well, that name. His nickname is Chow Down. He lives in my building. I literally have the exact same schedule as him. I saw him this morning. I saw him yesterday. That's a story.

Halle Bachelder (50:56)

We met at Surf Lodge, and I was drunk, and I said, come back. And I was really cute.

Lauren (51:00)

He's really cute. He's really tall.

Halle Bachelder (51:01)

And I was weird, though. His giggle was like, he's telling hyena.

Graydon Cutler (51:04)

Wait, I wasn't here.

Lauren (51:05)

I think he was really nervous. You were in there. This is the weekend with Liv.

Graydon Cutler (51:08)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (51:09)

Yeah. You weren't there.

Graydon Cutler (51:10)

Yeah.

Lauren (51:11)

And we brought him back.

Halle Bachelder (51:12)

He went down on me in front of.

Lauren (51:13)

Yeah, in front of us. Me and Liv were, like, hiding in the bathroom, and we were like, okay, well, it's been, like, two minutes. Maybe you should come out now. We come out.

Halle Bachelder (51:21)

You giving me two minutes to work my masterpiece.

Lauren (51:24)

Yeah, we. It didn't seem like you were feeling.

Halle Bachelder (51:27)

It, because his laugh was really weird. I don't know.

Lauren (51:30)

Yeah. And then we came out and we were like, show us what you were doing.

Graydon Cutler (51:33)

Okay. I received a video this night. Do we want to talk about that?

Lauren (51:38)

That was. That was Chow Dao.

Graydon Cutler (51:39)

That was from you?

Halle Bachelder (51:41)

No, no, that was for me.

Graydon Cutler (51:42)

Okay.

Halle Bachelder (51:43)

Or Liv. And then group chat.

Graydon Cutler (51:44)

It was Liv. Or Fish sent it to me. And there's this. I see this hair underneath the sheet, and Halle's there, and I'm like, is she, like, playing with, like, a stuffed animal? Like, why is her hair under the sheet? It was Mr. Chow Down. Chowing down.

Lauren (52:00)

Chowing down.

Graydon Cutler (52:01)

Underneath the giving the name.

Halle Bachelder (52:04)

Yeah, he's a nice guy.

Lauren (52:06)

And then we set him on his way.

Graydon Cutler (52:08)

It's funny because I'll get those videos, and I will not think one thing of it.

Halle Bachelder (52:11)

Sleep over. We're like, all right, you have to go.

Lauren (52:13)

Bye. We, like, literally the way that we, like, hurried that man out of the room. Like, he didn't even have time to put his shoes on.

Halle Bachelder (52:19)

He was like.

Lauren (52:20)

By the time he was outside, he was weird, though.

Halle Bachelder (52:22)

He was a weird little freak.

Lauren (52:23)

Yeah. But anyway, I live in the same building as him, and I see him every single day, and I'm like, hey. And he's like, hey, how you doing? And then, you know, we talk about something for, like, the 30 seconds of the elevator ride. The minute. The weather, outdoors, and. Yeah, every day.

Graydon Cutler (52:39)

That's the worst.

Lauren (52:40)

Yeah.

Halle Bachelder (52:40)

Poor man. Mr. Chowdown. Okay, like, we need this. Wrap this up. We have to get ready with the shower, with the bathe. I'm sure Graydon has to take a nap. I need to take a couple shots, I think, before we go. Guys, guys, we should give a little, like, Real Housewives tagline. Like, what would, like, you know, up the ending of this. Okay.

Graydon Cutler (52:57)

Yes.

Halle Bachelder (52:57)

You can start and then Lauren. And then I have to think of mine because.

Graydon Cutler (53:01)

Okay, I love this. Okay, let's run it back.

Lauren (53:03)

This is your moment to shine.

Graydon Cutler (53:05)

If you won't suck my quacky, at least drink one, period. You like that?

Lauren (53:13)

That was good.

Halle Bachelder (53:13)

All right, Lauren, you go.

Lauren (53:14)

All right. Where am I looking? I may not drink drink, but I eat every day, period. Guys, I'm screaming. I do eat every day.

Halle Bachelder (53:24)

No, you do.

Lauren (53:24)

Yeah. Used to be I was thick AC more than once a day.

Halle Bachelder (53:28)

I don't even know what mine would be.

Lauren (53:30)

You got it.

Halle Bachelder (53:31)

Like, you miss a hundred percent of the cum shots you don't take, Period, period. All right, guys. Cheerleader. All right, all right. So, like, let's wrap it up, guys. We have to get ready with. Go take shots. This has been so much fun. I'm so excited for everyone to be here. Even if, like, you're just here to, like, make fun of me, if I'm crazy, I don't care. We're gonna have so much fun. This was amazing. You're gonna see a lot more of this situation going on. It's gonna be a lot of chaos, a lot of unhinged, raw energy. We're gonna raw dog this whole thing. Subscribe, like, review. Give us five stars, all that. You can find us on all platforms, wherever you watch your podcast, YouTube, whatever. Whatever floats your boat right now. Anyways, happy to be here. Love you all and thank you. Episode 1 let's do it.

Graydon Cutler (54:19)

Bye bye.

Alex Cooper (54:26)

Daddy Gang Holiday shopping season is officially here and it can feel so overwhelming trying to find the right gifts for everyone on your list. So here is some advice. Don't overthink it. Just go to Sephora. Here is what I want you guys to think about every time you're stressing getting someone a gift. It's like, okay, does someone on your list have a face? I am guessing yes. Gift them makeup. Okay? Do they have skin? Yes. Quality skincare products are always a hit. Do they have a nose? Grab the best fragrance. The best in makeup, skincare, hair care and fragrance are always at Sephora. Not to mention exclusive gift sets too. So this holiday, don't overthink it. Give something beautiful from Sephora.

Graydon Cutler (55:09)

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Halle Bachelder (55:50)

Finally, I am in control.

Graydon Cutler (55:52)

And critics agree it's a towering tour de force performance from Angelina Jolie and a career best.

Halle Bachelder (55:58)

My life is opera. There is no reason in Opera Maria.

Graydon Cutler (56:04)

Directed by Pablo Laray for your consideration now playing its lech theaters and on Netflix December 11th.