Exposing our Body Counts with Alex Cooper

Summary

Call Her Daddy: Exposing Our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Host: Alex Cooper
Episode Release Date: December 12, 2024

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1. Recounting a Wild Night Out

Timeframe: [00:00] - [07:00]

In the opening segment, Alex Cooper and Halle Bachelder dive into their recent night out, sharing humorous and chaotic anecdotes about their adventures. They vividly describe arriving early to a rager, with Halle emphasizing her punctuality:

Halle Bachelder [00:18]: “I had every intention of staying.”

Alex recalls a memorable moment at the DJ booth when Graydon, an eight-foot-tall friend, unexpectedly showed up:

Alex Cooper [02:39]: “... Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid off behind the DJ booth.”

The night spiraled as Halle struggled with her intoxication, leading to amusing interactions and mishaps, including losing her phone and falling into table crevices. The camaraderie between Alex and Halle shines through as they navigate the night’s chaos together.

2. Accusations of Grooming on Social Media

Timeframe: [07:00] - [11:07]

The conversation takes a serious turn as Halle brings up troubling allegations circulating online about Alex allegedly grooming her. Halle mentions videos accusing Alex of grooming, which Alex vehemently denies:

Alex Cooper [09:16]: “I have been grooming her since the day I met her. Okay, what does that even mean?”

They discuss the impact of these accusations, with Halle expressing frustration over her interactions being misconstrued:

Halle Bachelder [10:54]: “... people think like, Lauren will call me, like, hi, I'm making dinner. Jordan, his dick sucked. Can you come Uber over? That's not. That's not what it was.”

Alex defends her relationship with Halle, clarifying that their interactions are consensual and dismissing the grooming narrative as unfounded.

3. Personal Stories and Relationships

Timeframe: [11:07] - [25:00]

The hosts delve into personal relationship stories, including Halle’s recent dating experiences. Halle discusses her date with a wealthy, seemingly wholesome man from Greenwich:

Halle Bachelder [08:18]: “He is from Greenwich... He's like an uncle.”

However, Halle reveals doubts about the man's intentions and questions whether she’s giving him a fair chance based solely on his financial status. The conversation highlights the complexities of dating within affluent circles and the challenges of discerning genuine connections.

4. Graydon’s Dangerous Incident and Arrest

Timeframe: [25:00] - [36:25]

Graydon shares a harrowing story about an encounter that nearly resulted in a dangerous situation. While driving, he was distracted by sexual activity, leading to a loss of control over his vehicle:

Graydon [25:26]: “... while diddling me, and if you take your seatbelt off in my car, the whole fucking car turns off.”

This reckless behavior caused his car to stop abruptly, creating a perilous situation on the road. Graydon recounts his subsequent arrest for underage drinking and possession of alcohol, highlighting the consequences of his actions:

Graydon [22:04]: “I was really drunk and I was underage... they took off all my clothes.”

The incident underscores the dangers of impaired driving and the legal repercussions that follow.

5. Reflecting on Partying and Future Plans

Timeframe: [36:25] - [37:50]

As the episode nears its end, Alex and Halle reflect on their experiences and discuss plans for future outings. They express a mix of regret and humor over their actions, acknowledging the wild nature of their nights out:

Alex Cooper [37:02]: “I love you guys. That's all for today's episode and so many kisses and Bissell. Love you all.”

Halle provides a detailed account of their weekend escapades, including missed ferry rides to Nantucket and the chaotic journey back. The segment wraps up with laughter and camaraderie, emphasizing the bond between the hosts despite the night’s turbulence.

Notable Quotes

• Halle Bachelder [00:18]: “I had every intention of staying.”
• Alex Cooper [02:39]: “... Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid off behind the DJ booth.”
• Alex Cooper [09:16]: “I have been grooming her since the day I met her. Okay, what does that even mean?”
• Halle Bachelder [10:54]: “... people think like, Lauren will call me, like, hi, I'm making dinner. Jordan, his dick sucked. Can you come Uber over? That's not. That's not what it was.”
• Graydon [25:26]: “... while diddling me, and if you take your seatbelt off in my car, the whole fucking car turns off.”

Conclusion

"Exposing Our Body Counts with Alex Cooper" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of Alex Cooper and her friends. Through candid storytelling and open discussions about relationships, personal challenges, and the repercussions of their actions, the episode balances humor with serious reflections. Notable quotes punctuate their narratives, providing depth and relatability to their experiences. This episode encapsulates the essence of "Call Her Daddy"—raw, honest, and engaging conversations that resonate with listeners.

Transcript

[Halle Bachelder]

Is this upside down? You were actually drinking last night.

[Alex Cooper]

I was so having the. I was literally having the most fun in my life last night. Have you not learned anything about podcasting yet? Pull up your mic. Where's your mic?

[Halle Bachelder]

Okay, guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York Work. I had every intention of staying.

[Remy]

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[Alex Cooper]

What are we talking about?

[Halle Bachelder]

I don't know. I. A bunch of notes and I read a single.

[Alex Cooper]

Welcome back to Extra Dirty.

[Halle Bachelder]

Hello, everyone.

[Alex Cooper]

No, you're going to do an intro for this. I'm going to be like the tail end because you want to intro it.

[Halle Bachelder]

I don't want to drive this ship just yet.

[Alex Cooper]

Yeah, I got you. She's still in training wheels.

[Halle Bachelder]

I'm still drunk.

[Alex Cooper]

Welcome back to Extra Dirty. My name is Hallie Bachelder, and I had such a good time last night. I was thriving last night.

[Halle Bachelder]

You were living your best life with those bangs bouncing around.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, let's tell them what we did last night.

[Halle Bachelder]

Okay. What did we do last night?

[Alex Cooper]

So we went to a absolute rager.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, it was fun.

[Alex Cooper]

It was fun.

[Halle Bachelder]

I got there so early. One thing about me is I will be prompt.

[Alex Cooper]

No, the best part of the night, you guys, is I'm standing at the DJ booth and all of A sudden, I turn around and Graydon's eight foot body is liter laid off behind the DJ booth. And it wasn't like you on the ground. Graydon, he's in the other room being like, oh, my God. It helped me. He was having a good time down there.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, he was having a ball. I kept falling into like the crevice of the table, behind the table, into the corner.

[Remy]

Lord help you.

[Alex Cooper]

I saw you. You lost it a couple times. I had to grab you by the nipple, pull you back up from your nipple.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, I was trying to make a point to, like, not get that drunk last time. Because I feel like every time you see me, I'm in the worst shape ever. And Matt's like. Matt said to me before I left last night, he's like, you can go home if you want to. Your eyes are crossing. And I was like, fuck, I failed.

[Alex Cooper]

I didn't see your eyes crossed as much, but that could be because I was sitting next to you like this. So I was never making direct eye contact with you. I was just like, looking at the side of your head. So I didn't really see your eyes.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, you were busy.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait, should we talk about the tea of me literally talking to Remy about the guy that's dating an influencer that lied to everyone and said he fucked me?

[Halle Bachelder]

Wait, yeah, we. I forgot. What? Like, we say things to each other when we're drunk and you never know what I'm talking about. I never know what you're talking about. We just kind of like, nod at each other. You're.

[Alex Cooper]

He's like, okay, Remy hooked. Hooked up with this person. And before she hooked up with him, she was like. He was like saying that he. Me. I have my list right here. Let me show you the men I've.

[Halle Bachelder]

Oh, my God, my list looks like a phone book. Where's my phone? Wait, I would love to see your list. Show me your list. Why? Is it in your email? No, look at this cute little list cry.

[Alex Cooper]

And guess who's not on there? Her boyfriend.

[Halle Bachelder]

Wait, that's way smaller than I thought.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, anyways, you guys, look at this list. Damn.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, no, It's a. Definitely a football team with people on the bench.

[Alex Cooper]

Do you rate them by the first time you had it, or do you rate them by the good to the bad?

[Halle Bachelder]

No, just in order.

[Alex Cooper]

Just in order. Yeah.

[Halle Bachelder]

Look at this. I banged a whole family of people.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh, my God, they hold the same last name.

[Halle Bachelder]

And one more Twins. Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Anyways, yeah, so that was funny. Remy and I were laughing about that. Cause I was like, I think that's maybe one of the most freaky freak behaviors.

[Halle Bachelder]

Did you have any interaction with the Spanish?

[Alex Cooper]

I took a fan photo with him at Montauk when I was at Surf Lodge. I'm in the Hamptons a couple years ago. If any of the daddy gangs listening to this, this is when I got kicked out of Rush Meyers and almost got kicked out of Surf Lodge.

[Halle Bachelder]

What did you do?

[Alex Cooper]

I go to Surf Lodge, and there's a guy that comes up to me and, like, he's cute, you know, and.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, he's hot, but he's short.

[Alex Cooper]

King ye short king. And so he comes up to me. He's like, alex, like, I'm such a big fan. Can I take a selfie with you? What's his last name? I want to show you this. And I was like, yeah, for sure.

[Halle Bachelder]

Let's like, Daddy gang.

[Alex Cooper]

Daddy gang. And I was like, oh, my God. I love, like, a guy that's daddy Gay with a penis.

[Remy]

So then fast forward.

[Alex Cooper]

I never think of anything again. And then he told Remy that we had sex. I think that's the most disgusting thing for a man to lie about having sex with a woman. Freak. Sorry, I'm on one this morning.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, no, no, no.

[Alex Cooper]

Look at the photo. Look at the photo.

[Halle Bachelder]

Oh, my God. The bleach Bond Silvertone.

[Alex Cooper]

Halle is obsessed with my eras of blonde hair.

[Halle Bachelder]

It needs to be studied.

[Alex Cooper]

To be fair, it used to be very silver, but I feel like it got me through a lot. It's probably how you feel about, like, filler.

[Halle Bachelder]

I just, like, love the needle feeling. Not in my arms, but you do. You do.

[Alex Cooper]

I couldn't get my ears pierced till I was like.

[Halle Bachelder]

I could see that. I could see you being, like, a little, like, dealer, Swift fan. I want to get my ears, but I need to.

[Alex Cooper]

What else happened last night? Listen to me. You did the classic thing that is the best thing in the world where Halle had the entire fucking club and the fucking bouncers looking for her phone. And I grab onto her, and I literally am holding on, clutching onto her purse as I'm, like, yelling at her, and I'm like, open your purse right now.

[Halle Bachelder]

Remy did that, too.

[Alex Cooper]

No, no.

[Halle Bachelder]

And also no. Jordan hid my phone in my purse. She was being nice, but, like, she put it in there. I didn't know.

[Alex Cooper]

No, Maria last night.

[Halle Bachelder]

I have dementia.

[Alex Cooper]

No. What? Okay, what else is Graydon? What else happened last night? Oh, yeah.

[Halle Bachelder]

We kept trying to tell you about this last night.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Halle Bachelder]

And you Were like, what are you saying? Like, you. Like, you couldn't hear me, but you.

[Alex Cooper]

Heard because you told me that this billionaire somehow knew me.

[Halle Bachelder]

He said that back in the day that you guys were, like, at a Halloween party and, like, what's his face wanted to, like, set you up with this guy that I want to date with last week.

[Alex Cooper]

What was I wearing? Well, no, I feel like everyone knows. Like, what? What? You remember all your Halloween costumes? Like, was I Snow White? Was it. Wait, I've never been Snow White. No way. No. Was I Little Red Riding Hood?

[Halle Bachelder]

No. Like, it was Halloween. You were definitely serving Face. But then someone was like, wait, she. She talks about, like, all the guys she's hooked up with online. And he's telling me this story as I'm on this date with him. And I was like, wow, would do that? And so crazy. I was like, fuck. I know. But, like, it's safer with the older guys because they don't usually have tick tock.

[Remy]

That's true.

[Halle Bachelder]

It's honestly strategic.

[Alex Cooper]

So he's saying he was too afraid because I was literally like, talk about men. And then here you are ramb crimping it up 10 times more.

[Halle Bachelder]

He's like, I'm your worst. I'm like, I am your worst nightmare. Actually.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait. Okay, so tell me about the date.

[Halle Bachelder]

It went well.

[Alex Cooper]

He looks more wholesome than I thought when you showed me a picture of him last night.

[Halle Bachelder]

Do you remember me showing you? Remember that?

[Alex Cooper]

I do. I feel like he looks like he's from Greenwich and he shops at polo.

[Halle Bachelder]

He is from Greenwich.

[Alex Cooper]

He is.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

And he was wearing a polo in the picture.

[Halle Bachelder]

He was wearing a polo.

[Alex Cooper]

Like, spiky, like, good hair.

[Halle Bachelder]

And he's like an uncle.

[Alex Cooper]

He's an uncle?

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh, my God. I'm obsessed.

[Halle Bachelder]

But, like, he's too wholesome.

[Alex Cooper]

Where did he take you?

[Halle Bachelder]

I'd break him.

[Alex Cooper]

You would break him?

[Halle Bachelder]

He brought me to this restaurant right next to Zero. It's called Tushi.

[Alex Cooper]

And did you have sex with him?

[Halle Bachelder]

No, I didn't. I was stained.

[Alex Cooper]

You didn't. Did you guys make out?

[Halle Bachelder]

We made out in front of the whole restaurant.

[Alex Cooper]

Is there any sexual chemistry? Because I feel like when nice guys are too nice, it's a little like, oh, no.

[Halle Bachelder]

I don't know if he's too nice or too smart. There's something off, though. I. I feel like I'm not giving him a fair chance because.

[Alex Cooper]

Why? He's a billionaire.

[Remy]

I feel you can look super.

[Halle Bachelder]

I think he's low key. Like, was probably A nerd in his 20s and now he's like.

[Alex Cooper]

And now he's cool.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah, that's like an asset.

[Alex Cooper]

But I feel like of all the things you've probably looked past with men, like anything with him you could get past because he's a billionaire. Wait, did you see. Have you guys seen anything on Tick Tock about what people are saying about us?

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah, I actually have.

[Remy]

Really?

[Halle Bachelder]

I, like, sent a lot of things that. That you're grooming me. I was like, wait, what? Like, she's grooming her?

[Alex Cooper]

I have been grooming her since the day I met her. Okay, what does that even mean? You've literally been doing this without me before you met me.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yes.

[Alex Cooper]

And now I'm just literally like, helping you with production.

[Halle Bachelder]

You're just the groomer.

[Alex Cooper]

I am literally the groomer. Come one, come all. If you want to get groomed by Alex Cooper, hit me up. Wait, no, I was actually more talking about like this. Like there was like a financial conversation. Did you see this? Oh, people were saying, like, there's something. I saw TikTok. It was too much. I was like too hammered. And they were talking about like the Renaissance.

[Halle Bachelder]

Oh, I did. She was talking about like, Jane Eyre or something. Like, wait. I was like, wait, what the are you talking about?

[Alex Cooper]

I think that they were like, a little like, perturbed by the conversation about like, your dad having money or something.

[Halle Bachelder]

They're probably broke. Anyone that comments being like, this girl sucks, blah, blah, blah, it's not a flex, you're poor.

[Alex Cooper]

Here's.

[Halle Bachelder]

And I don't. And I don't feel bad for you.

[Alex Cooper]

Here's the thing. I don't relate to that concept because I at one point was fudgeing broke. And so I. I can talk about this shit like, I worked fucking hard. You shut up.

[Halle Bachelder]

But me, well, no, it's true.

[Alex Cooper]

Moving on. What else should we talk about? You think people think I'm grooming you with?

[Halle Bachelder]

There was one video that she's like, she's trying to ploy her out of, like, all this information. I'm like, no, that's just how we talk.

[Alex Cooper]

We. She's trying to pull all this information out. What does that mean?

[Halle Bachelder]

Like, about, like, sex stories and shit?

[Alex Cooper]

What?

[Halle Bachelder]

I saw this whole, like, in depth video analyzing my every word.

[Alex Cooper]

Bitch. I literally wish we had a fucking camera on us when we were in my fucking house drinking whiskey. Because we literally are speaking the exact same way.

[Remy]

If not.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, you don't remember when you gave me 17 house tour?

[Remy]

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[Alex Cooper]

No, you guys. No, I. Matt and I put h to bed one night. We get to my house. Hallie is literally so drunk. I'm pretty sober.

[Halle Bachelder]

I was crossed. I was so. I don't smoke, Alec.

[Alex Cooper]

We get home and Halle's like, one more nightcap. One more nightcap. And I'm like, okay, fine. Fucking shit. And Matt's like so excited. He's like, yes, one more nightcap. The whiskey. So I start pouring her whiskey and I make us ramen noodles. Halle was hesitant, but she took the noodles.

[Halle Bachelder]

I don't like food, but I eat the ramen.

[Alex Cooper]

So then we ate and we brought you upstairs to the guest bedroom. Halle was like, I don't want to go to bed yet. You were literally stomping your foot. You said, I want a house tour.

[Halle Bachelder]

I was like begging Lauren to stay up with me. I wanted to have a summer party.

[Alex Cooper]

Lauren immediately gone. So we go upstairs and Hallie is like, show me your closet. She's walking around in my closet. She's going into me and Matt's bed. We finally get her to into her room. We have a threesome. No.

[Halle Bachelder]

Then they pegged me.

[Alex Cooper]

We get her into her room and Halle sits down on the carpet and she's like, good night. And we're like, what are you doing? She's like, I was gonna just sleep on the bathroom floor. There's a perfectly good king sized bed waiting for her. So Matt says, sit the fuck down. She sits down on the couch, and Matt proceeds to take Hallie's feet and starts taking off her shoes. And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because you don't know. I don't know where this is going. And we're like, literally shut up. We don't undress her, but we. The grooming started, and this is where the grooming started. We tuck her into bed and she went to bed. She wakes up the next day, she comes down for coffee and she asks me for a fucking house tour. I'm like, I literally took you through my whole fucking house. Last you can.

[Halle Bachelder]

But that morning I woke up, I literally didn't know where I was. I was like, this doesn't look like the hotel.

[Alex Cooper]

Tell the fucking computer story.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Kelly, did you not watch our episode of Color Daddy?

[Halle Bachelder]

I watched parts about it.

[Alex Cooper]

Let's just run this back. Insert clip from caller Daddy.

[Remy]

I'm.

[Alex Cooper]

Let me guess what you did.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

You went up to the desktop. You press the space party.

[Halle Bachelder]

You know, I couldn't watch the whole episode by myself. I knew it's kind of scary. No, it's very scary. And I knew what I was talking about the whole time, so I was like, did you.

[Remy]

When you.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, wait, can we talk about. How are you feeling about having a podcast now? Did you get a good response? This is going to be your second episode. Like, how's the response been going?

[Halle Bachelder]

I think it's been positive. I think we got some, I think, shock values. What's needed here?

[Alex Cooper]

Did you hear from the terrorist?

[Halle Bachelder]

Which one?

[Alex Cooper]

The man. The man with the short story. No, I didn't know if he would reach out to you. Being like, please don't talk about me.

[Halle Bachelder]

Well, it's too fucking late.

[Remy]

I'm so proud of you.

[Alex Cooper]

I feel like you're doing such a great job. I've groomed you to success and now I can let you fly. No, wait, are you coming tonight or.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, No, I am coming tonight.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh, okay. You don't have to. No, I want you to.

[Remy]

No, no, no.

[Alex Cooper]

I want you to.

[Halle Bachelder]

I'm gonna be thinking about that all day.

[Alex Cooper]

No, I'm saying, like, I don't want you to feel like you have to. Graydon, are you coming? But you know what I mean, like, I don't want you guys to feel.

[Halle Bachelder]

Like you have not want us to come.

[Alex Cooper]

I don't want you guys to feel like you're kind of overheating. But I have to keep up. Like, no, I'm over.

[Halle Bachelder]

It's 70 degrees. I just figured out my heat yesterday.

[Alex Cooper]

I take this off.

[Halle Bachelder]

Okay.

[Alex Cooper]

We meeting Lauren's boyfriend last night was so fun.

[Halle Bachelder]

Can I tell you something, though?

[Alex Cooper]

Yeah.

[Halle Bachelder]

People online think that it's not just something I did, like a few times, that it's like a service I provide. It's like, people think like, Lauren will call me, like, hi, I'm making dinner. Jordan, his dick sucked. Can you come Uber over? That's not. That's not what it was. It's only on holidays.

[Alex Cooper]

Specifically Memorial Day.

[Halle Bachelder]

We were.

[Alex Cooper]

I feel like it only happens in Nantucket. Wait, where are the locations that's happened?

[Halle Bachelder]

It's then just Nantucket.

[Alex Cooper]

See, I feel like you guys get freaky on Nantucket.

[Halle Bachelder]

Well, like there's. It's like in the air. I think Nantucket's like where I've been my freakiest self.

[Alex Cooper]

Yeah, because it's kind of like Narnia. It feels like a fake land. Then you go back to reality and you're like, ooh, like, I just like.

[Halle Bachelder]

Drag men back to the basement of my parents home that has no windows and just like a gas bed and just let it rip. Wait, Gray didn't hooked up with someone the other day.

[Alex Cooper]

Get in here now. Just a quick one, then get back in bed.

[Graydon]

Breaking news. Graydon sucked and got sucked no in on the Cape 69. No, wait. I was in my car and I was driving and he was diddling me, obviously. And I got a new car and it's like, I don't know. I don't know how to work my new car, right? So I take my seatbelt off while he's diddling me, and if you take my your seatbelt off in my car, the whole fucking car turns off. Okay, I didn't know this. So mid diddle, I'm driving, I take my seatbelt off because the seatbelts in the way. My whole car turns off. I lose control of steering and my car just stops in the middle of the road. This kid's hands in my pants. And we're.

[Alex Cooper]

Look.

[Graydon]

It was insane. It was like really dangerous. And we just look at each other and I was like, all right. That just like killed the whole entire vibe. So then I had to turn the whole the car on. I didn't know how to turn the car. And it was a whole thing.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait.

[Graydon]

But yeah, keep going. I'm trying to remember.

[Halle Bachelder]

So who suck who first? We also. Who decides?

[Graydon]

Defender. Do you have a defender? Who decides who starts? I don't know who decides who starts when you. It's probably you.

[Alex Cooper]

Who is better, you think?

[Graydon]

Me, definitely.

[Alex Cooper]

You've been out of commission.

[Graydon]

I know. Muscle memory.

[Alex Cooper]

And I feel like sometimes the first time back, you really give it all you got.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. Like your life depends on it. Because it does.

[Alex Cooper]

Were you in the front seat? Did you pull over?

[Graydon]

No, I was driving.

[Alex Cooper]

Well, you're not giving head while you're driving.

[Graydon]

Actually, the first time we. The first time we hooked up, I was driving and I was sucking him off with one hand on the steering wheel. This was years ago. And I almost crashed my fucking car into a telephone pole when I was. I used to be really crazy. If you can't tell.

[Remy]

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[Alex Cooper]

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[Alex Cooper]

What do I. What do I do? How do I do this?

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[Alex Cooper]

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[Alex Cooper]

Like, oh, my God.

[Remy]

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[Alex Cooper]

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[Graydon]

I used to be nuts. I've been to jail. Did you know that? Have I told you that?

[Alex Cooper]

No. Why have you been to jail?

[Graydon]

I was really drunk and I was underage.

[Alex Cooper]

No, wait.

[Halle Bachelder]

I feel like you were, like, sassy. Like I was crazy. The police.

[Graydon]

The police chief in my hometown knew me by my first and last name because I would get in so much trouble.

[Alex Cooper]

Where did you get arrested?

[Graydon]

This place called the Xfinity Center.

[Alex Cooper]

In Philadelphia?

[Graydon]

No, in Mass.

[Halle Bachelder]

Was it like, at a country concert or something? Because I've almost got arrested.

[Graydon]

Of their Turk Spentley. Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Classic.

[Halle Bachelder]

I got fingered during that concert.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Halle Bachelder]

In the mosh.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. By the. On the grass.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

In the back. In the green. By the trees.

[Halle Bachelder]

By the porta potties. Yes.

[Graydon]

Yeah. That's where everybody used to get fingered. Should we go? Wait, that would be crazy.

[Alex Cooper]

So how did you get arrested? What were you doing? Just drinking.

[Graydon]

Okay. So I had a bunch of nips stuffed in my shoe. Like shooters. Like nips. And then I gave the cop a fake id and then he ran it, and it, like, obviously was fake. So they threw me the slammer. And then my dad never came to pick me up, so they put me to real jail. Yeah. So annoying. It makes me so mad.

[Alex Cooper]

What was it like in there?

[Graydon]

Scary. So People. Well, they put me in a police fan. They took off all my clothes. I only had, like, my base layers on. They took all my jewelry.

[Alex Cooper]

You didn't spread the cheeks?

[Graydon]

No, I wish. Yeah, it was great. It's bad. You do not want to go to jail. Jail's not fun. Like, I was in the real jail for a hot second.

[Alex Cooper]

Like, how long?

[Graydon]

Like an hour.

[Alex Cooper]

I thought you were saying, like, a couple.

[Graydon]

No, no, no, no. Because my dad was taking his sweet time.

[Alex Cooper]

How much did it take to bail you out, you think?

[Graydon]

It was like 25. It was like. Like, yeah.

[Halle Bachelder]

Did you tell her the ski mask story? Were you?

[Graydon]

Did I?

[Alex Cooper]

No, sorry. I can't get over the fact that Graydon just said that with one hand he was driving a vehicle, and on the other side, he had one eye up. And do you have the thing where you're. You're cross eyed? Right? So you can kind of look one eye up and one eye down at the dick.

[Halle Bachelder]

I can do it.

[Graydon]

No, I wasn't looking at the road at all.

[Alex Cooper]

Crayden, Pull over.

[Halle Bachelder]

People die.

[Graydon]

This was when I was in high school, so, like, obviously, I'm gonna do that in high school.

[Alex Cooper]

Obviously.

[Graydon]

You just keep one hand on this. Don't do this. You keep one hand on the steering wheel on a straight road. So then you just hold the steering wheel and you go straight.

[Halle Bachelder]

Well, he was hot, though.

[Graydon]

Yeah?

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

No, he's always the hottest. On Thanksgiving eve, it's like this weird thing.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah, people get hotter. And Thanksgiving.

[Graydon]

Every Wednesday night on things. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Every time. Sexy. Other than that. Needs some work.

[Alex Cooper]

Who came first?

[Graydon]

None.

[Halle Bachelder]

What?

[Graydon]

I know because the car. My car turned off. It, like, up the whole vibe.

[Halle Bachelder]

Your car turned off?

[Graydon]

You turned? Yeah, I turned off and my car turned off and.

[Alex Cooper]

Why haven't you guys had sex?

[Graydon]

I don't really want to.

[Halle Bachelder]

Braden doesn't like sex.

[Alex Cooper]

Yeah, it's too much.

[Graydon]

I'm picky.

[Halle Bachelder]

I wish I was more picky.

[Alex Cooper]

Do you have more bodies than her?

[Graydon]

No, I only have, like, eight.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait. 1, 2, 3, 4. Any same names?

[Halle Bachelder]

I like how they, like, progressively got more famous.

[Remy]

We agreed.

[Alex Cooper]

And what is the ski mask story?

[Halle Bachelder]

No, you have to tell Alex the ski mask story. This is so important to society.

[Graydon]

Just, like, paint the picture in my head.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.

[Graydon]

Okay, so once again, I'm on Cape Cock. Cape Cod. The hometown, the homeland. And I got this message from this person on this app called Grindr, which I use very cautiously because, like, I don't want to get Killed. Right? This person messages me, and it said a couple things in their, like, bio, and I was like, I just feel like I know who this person is, but he wouldn't send me a picture. He wouldn't send me a picture, so I had no idea who he was.

[Halle Bachelder]

I feel like on Grindr, they just show, like, their weird little.

[Graydon]

Yeah, they show, like, a torso picture. Like, a body picture.

[Alex Cooper]

Why did you feel like you knew who it was?

[Graydon]

I just had this. I had this feeling.

[Halle Bachelder]

Well, he wasn't he tall and, like, you. Like, there was only so many tall people.

[Graydon]

Yeah, like, not as tall as me. Like, tallish.

[Alex Cooper]

Cape Cod is small.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Ish.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay.

[Graydon]

And his picture was, like, a picture of, like, a picture frame. Like, for his picture. It wasn't his body. And I was like. I feel like I, like, would know that picture for some reason. Anyway, so I meet up with this kid in a parking lot, and I could have been, like, brutally murdered. I'm not gonna lie. It was at, like, 1:00am in, like, this, like, weird part of town I don't go to, obviously. And I'm. I'm waiting there. And I look into the wood. I need to, like. I look in.

[Halle Bachelder]

Keep going.

[Graydon]

I look into the woods. It's like a foggy night. Like, there's fog. This fucking person emerges out of the woods wearing, like, a matching sweatsuit and a fucking ski mask, approaching my car. And before he even got into my car, I knew who it was. Oh, I just knew. He gets into my car. The only way he would talk is, like, in mumbles, so I couldn't recognize his voice. He was like, hey, like. Like speaking in tribal or something. Okay. He takes out his schlong. I'm not even kidding. It almost hit my dashboard. It was huge. And that's where the story ends, because he couldn't get hard. And then it kicked him out.

[Halle Bachelder]

Did he. Wasn't he going back to his, like, girlfriend, too?

[Remy]

Wait.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait a second.

[Graydon]

I don't think so.

[Halle Bachelder]

Wait, I thought you made it.

[Graydon]

I hope not. Well, not my problem.

[Alex Cooper]

Green in that moment when he pulls out and you see it on the dash, are you, like. Are you.

[Graydon]

It's like it goes out my window. On the other side.

[Alex Cooper]

When Godzilla enters the picture, are you, like. And what do you say? You try to, like, jack him off? Do you touch him at all?

[Graydon]

I was like, it's gonna be a long night.

[Alex Cooper]

You.

[Graydon]

Oh, I was putting my whole. I was putting my whole back into it.

[Halle Bachelder]

That's the worst. When you're off a flaccid penis.

[Graydon]

I'm just shaking it. I'm like, what's going on?

[Halle Bachelder]

Shake.

[Graydon]

Wait, no, literally.

[Alex Cooper]

And then how did he leave? Like, he just literally left in silence.

[Graydon]

I kicked him out and then I'm sure he did like a mumble and.

[Alex Cooper]

Was like, boy, did you ever see this man again?

[Graydon]

No, but he messaged me again last week. He wants more.

[Alex Cooper]

On the same app.

[Halle Bachelder]

You have to do it.

[Graydon]

I will.

[Remy]

You have to reply and be like.

[Alex Cooper]

Bring the ski mask.

[Remy]

Like, for old time sake, I think.

[Graydon]

No, I told him I know who he is.

[Alex Cooper]

What did he say?

[Graydon]

He was like, oh. Or something. But I was like, you're a idiot.

[Alex Cooper]

I mean, like, who cares?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Why is he wearing a ski mask?

[Graydon]

Because he's straight.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh, he is straight.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

So does he have a girlfriend?

[Halle Bachelder]

I think you said that, like, oh, I have to get back to my girlfriend.

[Graydon]

Anyways, I don't, like, really know. I've never seen him in person. Like, I don't really know his life.

[Remy]

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[Halle Bachelder]

It's funny because, like, Raiden will go on Grindr on Nantucket and will, like, walk into crew and you'll be like, it's like a bunch of, like, married couples in their families. And he be like, he's on Rider. He's on Rider.

[Alex Cooper]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

It's crazy.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah. It's insane.

[Graydon]

None of them are hot.

[Halle Bachelder]

It's just Sad. Like it's 20, 24 just come out.

[Alex Cooper]

I wish they could, like, be like themselves.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I mean, I don't really care, but it's not my problem, you know? But none of them that are like, that hot.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, great. And I'm really sorry that that happened to you. Do you feel you used so hard?

[Graydon]

Do I feel used? No.

[Alex Cooper]

Big pop.

[Graydon]

I'm big strong boy.

[Alex Cooper]

Are you hungover?

[Graydon]

Yeah, but I'm kind of drunk now from this bloody Mary.

[Halle Bachelder]

Wait, I feel great now.

[Alex Cooper]

I feel so good.

[Graydon]

Should we go out?

[Alex Cooper]

It's literally 11 in the morning.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Wait, wait. So you're coming tonight? What are you going to wear?

[Halle Bachelder]

Wait, what is the plan tonight, you guys?

[Alex Cooper]

I have no idea. The plan was, is we're gonna have a cocktail hour. I just thought it would be, like, nice to keep it going. Like, I want to keep celebrating you. Did you like my speech last night? No.

[Halle Bachelder]

I love you so much. You don't understand.

[Remy]

I wanted to have like, a little.

[Alex Cooper]

Like, cocktail hour with us to just, like, keep drinking.

[Halle Bachelder]

Is it just us tonight?

[Alex Cooper]

The three of us?

[Halle Bachelder]

Now imagine I rented out a whole. Not stay home.

[Alex Cooper]

Not stay home. No, it's. I think it's gonna just be like, everyone. Like, kind of similar to last night. Ish.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, it's at a good restaurant too.

[Remy]

It is?

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

Where is it?

[Halle Bachelder]

You don't know where it is?

[Alex Cooper]

I have literally no idea where we're.

[Halle Bachelder]

Going to St. Theo's have you been there before?

[Alex Cooper]

Never been there in my life.

[Halle Bachelder]

It's great Italian.

[Alex Cooper]

I think we just gotta, like, start drinking early. Wait.

[Halle Bachelder]

I love when you're like this.

[Alex Cooper]

Maybe we'll go out again. Where do you guys go when we go out?

[Graydon]

I've only been to. I've only been out here to Little Sister. Twice. That's it.

[Halle Bachelder]

Definitely been a Little Sister.

[Alex Cooper]

You know, the one and only time I was at Little Sister is when. See this hockey player that I had, like, on and off talked to in college. So I'm there and I see him and I knew he had a girlfriend, but I see him and, like, we kind of knew each other from college. So I still went up to him. I'm not trying to fuck him. But then the rest of the night, he was trying to fuck. And I always thought he was so hot. And I only had sucked his dick. It was the first, like, curved penis that I, like, did the gluck. Gluck on. And I, like, really learned a lot from it.

[Graydon]

Like 90 degrees.

[Alex Cooper]

It literally was so huge. And then at the top, more, but, like, kind of the whole. To the side.

[Halle Bachelder]

Down. Down would be crazy. It depends what way you're looking at it.

[Alex Cooper]

No, it kind of is like that straw. Like that?

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

What is that? That's to the side. Or is that up? That's down. That's down.

[Halle Bachelder]

Well, it depends what way you're looking at it.

[Alex Cooper]

Listen, I was scared to have sex with it because I don't know how that would work.

[Halle Bachelder]

You would squirt.

[Alex Cooper]

You would.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Alex Cooper]

I feel like that hit the side of my wall. It's not my G spot. Anyways, so I'm at Little Sister. We're talking. We're talking. It slowly gets more progressively flirty. And then we go to Avenue after. Do people.

[Halle Bachelder]

So Avenue is closed. I've had sex in Avenue. Bathroom.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh, my God. Avenue. Good. It's just like these tight walls and everyone's just getting. And so we're sitting up on the. We're sitting up. It's the end of the night. And I literally look him in the eyes and I say, I have no interest in doing this if you actually are still with that girl. Like, please. And the whole night he's been convincing me. I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. She's so obsessed with me. I don't have a girlfriend. So obviously I. I bleed everywhere. You guys, I. I'm not kidding you. Yeah, the dick.

[Graydon]

The girl punctured you. It punctured an artery.

[Alex Cooper]

You guys, I didn't realize how bad the blood was until in the morning. His agent walked in and was like, you have, like, a body armor shoe or something. And he walks. He goes, oh, we're both laying there naked. There's blood all over the sheets. There's blood on the wall.

[Halle Bachelder]

I feel like men don't care about that.

[Alex Cooper]

It was so dark, and there was blood everywhere. And then, you guys, less than a month later, he was down on one knee and proposed. And now they're married.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God, that she's still bleeding.

[Alex Cooper]

I've been the same since. Anyways, yeah, so now he's married, and. I don't know. I don't know about that. Cheers to her. I hope he's not cheating. That little scummy.

[Graydon]

Here's the curved dick.

[Alex Cooper]

Have you had a lot of curved dick?

[Graydon]

Not to the side, like.

[Halle Bachelder]

Wait, Graydon, that makes no sense.

[Alex Cooper]

What does it look like?

[Graydon]

Usually when you say a dick curve, you're like, it goes like this.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, hold it.

[Alex Cooper]

Like, it's sticking out of you right now.

[Graydon]

Like, either this way or this way. Not.

[Halle Bachelder]

I know.

[Graydon]

That way.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, I feel like it has a hook to the left or right.

[Alex Cooper]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like just a little hook. It just starts going up and then it just curves. Curves, Curves. More that way.

[Halle Bachelder]

Like, kind of like my eyes.

[Graydon]

I'm getting scared.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, wait, so where are we going tonight?

[Halle Bachelder]

We should go to Submerser.

[Graydon]

I don't know anything about New York.

[Halle Bachelder]

I love Submers.

[Alex Cooper]

What's Submerser?

[Halle Bachelder]

It's, you know, where Mercer Kiss and Mercer Kitchen used to be. It startsiana's now, and they bought out the bar underneath, and it's like a club. Good Daddy's.

[Alex Cooper]

Regardless, we're gonna go. What are you gonna wear?

[Halle Bachelder]

Petite disco.

[Alex Cooper]

Petite.

[Halle Bachelder]

You've definitely heard of petite disco?

[Alex Cooper]

No. Okay, so we'll go out tonight.

[Halle Bachelder]

I'm holding you to that.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh, I'm ready.

[Halle Bachelder]

I don't want to get too drunk tonight. I always say that. I feel like every time you see me, I'm so up around you, and you're like, oh, Halle's.

[Alex Cooper]

I have the best times with you. Okay, fine.

[Halle Bachelder]

I'll get up today. All right, fine, fine, fine. Okay. I feel good about this.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, you guys, I think we just crushed this.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, I think this is amazing.

[Alex Cooper]

Are you feel great in?

[Graydon]

I needed to get that off my chest. So I feel great.

[Alex Cooper]

The jail part or No, I don't.

[Graydon]

Care about the jail part. The dick in my mouth.

[Alex Cooper]

Okay, bye. Guys. Wait, this is your show. Say something.

[Halle Bachelder]

I hate the end. I hate the end every time.

[Alex Cooper]

Guys, this place has great energy. Tune back in every week.

[Halle Bachelder]

Yes, for this.

[Alex Cooper]

Tune in for the tits. Tune in for great and sucking stories. I may be back. Every time I'm in New York, I need to come on this couch.

[Halle Bachelder]

No, I really think you do.

[Alex Cooper]

It brings me back from the VP to here. Let's go.

[Remy]

Perfect.

[Halle Bachelder]

Love you all.

[Alex Cooper]

Love you all.

[Remy]

Bye.

[Halle Bachelder]

I took notes on this night because I literally had to, like, have other people piece it together for me. It was quite the fucking night. I mean, guys, I am wrapping up the weekend. Obviously. I'm missing three nails. I just hopped out of the sauna. I could smell the tequila in Merlot exiting the chat. But like, honestly, the missing nails, that's a telltale sign of a good night. Also, I feel like I'm like three pounds lighter in hair extensions. Those I left on Nantucket. We'll get into that. Anyways, where did the night begin? We went out with a good group of people. Guys, I swear, we went to every location in New York City. We went out with Alex and Matt. We started with a bigger group, a solid group, a great group at this restaurant, St. Theo's we had some more d'oeuvres. We got the drinks flowing. I again promised myself that I was going to go into the night, you know, not drink that much, not embarrass myself in front of father. But alas, the eyes were crossing quickly as the night began. So we started there and then we decided it'd be a good idea to go to Zero Bond. I love Zero Bond. I honestly don't know if Alex has been there, but I want to show her Zero Bond. So we went in the back. We had more dirty martinis. But by the time we were sitting down at Zero Bond, I could feel it. I was getting getting fuzzy. My eyes were definitely crossed. I had one eye looking directly in front of me and the other eye was already looking at the next location of the night. Like, I woke up, went into my camera roll. I had a video of me, Alex and Liv. We were all in the bathroom. Liv had scissors. For some reason, one of us thought it was going to be a good idea to cut half of Alex's skirt. Off to make it, like, more micro. Honestly, it looked amazing, but. But I don't know who thought. Who trusted us with scissors. I don't know. But anyways, we started the night there. We dropped a couple flies. Probably, like, the people that actually had some logic that didn't want to continue the night, because by that time, we. The drinks were fucking flowing. We were cozy. Then we texted our mutual. We have a mutual friend, New York. We texted him and his friends. They had a table at this place called the Mulberry. I mean, I call them the daddies. So, like, he had friends that were like, the daddies. And we, like, went and met up with them. The one daddy that I had actually had gone on a date with recently. But, like, this man is perfect to the T. This man, he is successful, he is sexy, he is suckable. He's all the most important things you could think of. But just I think I am the problem here, and I don't want to, like, kinder his soul. I feel like I would cause a ruckus in this poor, sweet man's life. I mean, he's so sweet. So I go, lauren, this guy would be perfect for you. Like, go for the billionaire daddy. And she was like, wait, what? Like, why are you just giving the man. You just want to date with him? I know they come. There's more where that came from. There's more where that came from. So anyways, we did that. And honestly, I don't really remember. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Let me check my notes. This is. This is sad that I have to check my notes up. Did we really do that? So I remember being at this bar, and this is a fun bar, but it's a small bar, and there's also no windows. Like, there's no exit plan. If that place were to light on fire, you know, like, I'm not climbing out of the dungeon. That's kind of how, like, I felt going into it. It's, like, very underneath. It's, like, subterranean. And it gets really hot in there. And also, we didn't have that much room to sit. I also, like, didn't know if I was with the music. And, like, that can dictate my mood. I can go from a good mood to a bad mood really quickly. I remember, like, not jiving with, like, it was, like, playing Funky Town or some like that. I don't know. That wasn't my jam. So we went to the next spot. Spot and. But we could have called it a night after the third spot. Or was it the fourth spot. No. Yeah, we went to Due west, which I love, you know, I love a good Due West Sundays. If you want to find hot rich men, go to Due west on a Sunday afternoon. Not me, Like I should gatekeep places like that. But I'm a real one. Like go to Due West. Then we went there and by that point I. I think like my tapins were out and flapping in the wind. My hair was undone. We only have video footage. I don't have memory at that point in the night. But it was fun. Like we had a good time. Like we were drinking, we are laughing, we were being silly, we were letting loose. I don't even remember what men we were with at that point. But you know what the most sickening part of this whole situation is? I had called a black lane, which is basically like a fancier Uber. It's like a car service to pick up me and grade. And we decided like in our drunken endeavors that it would be a good idea to leave at 6am and go from here to Nantucket. I made it a point to have the car pick us up at 6am on the dot so we can make this 12pm Ferry. We get there, our driver was like, I don't know the area. Like I don't want to drive too fast. This guy was moving like fucking molasses. Which I respect because safety first. But we missed the boat by four minutes. I was literally waving to my friends that were on and we were like, no. So what did we do? We went to the little diner right next to it and we got like three bloody Marys and a lobster roll, which honestly made us feel a bit better. But the fact that we woke up so early just to miss miss the boat sparked a flame in my soul that I really don't even want to get into right now. But it was annoying, but whatever. And then I got to the island, we kind of got there, took a nap and then woke up and I was like, wait, we're in Nantucket right now. And what did I miss? What was the only piece of thing I left back in my apartment? My whole wallet, my purse. So not only did I have that long ass travel day going there, I had no ID to get into any single bar. Nothing. Although I do have pull there, so I was completely fine. But I couldn't fly home, so I had to take a train. Like all like a ferry. There is no easy way of getting to Nantucket quickly, especially on a weekend like Christmas stroll. But you know what? It was fun and we lived till it was good. It was good night. It was good in multiple nights. It was a fun weekend. You know what I'm trying to say? I don't even have enough time to sit and talk about that in this episode. I'll get to that in a different episode because the debauchery. Like, I feel like this nail that I am missing right here is probably lodge and some sailor's ass. But you know what? I live to tell the story. Barely. Like my neck hurts and I need to call my mom. But anyways, what a fucking time. We crashed it. New York City. I sound like I'm like giving a speech right now. Anyways, I love you guys. That's all for today's episode and so many kisses and Bissell. Love you all.

[Remy]

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