Call Her Daddy: Exposing Our Body Counts with Alex Cooper
Host: Alex Cooper
Episode Release Date: December 12, 2024
1. Recounting a Wild Night Out
Timeframe: [00:00] - [07:00]
In the opening segment, Alex Cooper and Halle Bachelder dive into their recent night out, sharing humorous and chaotic anecdotes about their adventures. They vividly describe arriving early to a rager, with Halle emphasizing her punctuality:
Halle Bachelder [00:18]: “I had every intention of staying.”
Alex recalls a memorable moment at the DJ booth when Graydon, an eight-foot-tall friend, unexpectedly showed up:
Alex Cooper [02:39]: “... Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid off behind the DJ booth.”
The night spiraled as Halle struggled with her intoxication, leading to amusing interactions and mishaps, including losing her phone and falling into table crevices. The camaraderie between Alex and Halle shines through as they navigate the night’s chaos together.
2. Accusations of Grooming on Social Media
Timeframe: [07:00] - [11:07]
The conversation takes a serious turn as Halle brings up troubling allegations circulating online about Alex allegedly grooming her. Halle mentions videos accusing Alex of grooming, which Alex vehemently denies:
Alex Cooper [09:16]: “I have been grooming her since the day I met her. Okay, what does that even mean?”
They discuss the impact of these accusations, with Halle expressing frustration over her interactions being misconstrued:
Halle Bachelder [10:54]: “... people think like, Lauren will call me, like, hi, I'm making dinner. Jordan, his dick sucked. Can you come Uber over? That's not. That's not what it was.”
Alex defends her relationship with Halle, clarifying that their interactions are consensual and dismissing the grooming narrative as unfounded.
3. Personal Stories and Relationships
Timeframe: [11:07] - [25:00]
The hosts delve into personal relationship stories, including Halle’s recent dating experiences. Halle discusses her date with a wealthy, seemingly wholesome man from Greenwich:
Halle Bachelder [08:18]: “He is from Greenwich... He's like an uncle.”
However, Halle reveals doubts about the man's intentions and questions whether she’s giving him a fair chance based solely on his financial status. The conversation highlights the complexities of dating within affluent circles and the challenges of discerning genuine connections.
4. Graydon’s Dangerous Incident and Arrest
Timeframe: [25:00] - [36:25]
Graydon shares a harrowing story about an encounter that nearly resulted in a dangerous situation. While driving, he was distracted by sexual activity, leading to a loss of control over his vehicle:
Graydon [25:26]: “... while diddling me, and if you take your seatbelt off in my car, the whole fucking car turns off.”
This reckless behavior caused his car to stop abruptly, creating a perilous situation on the road. Graydon recounts his subsequent arrest for underage drinking and possession of alcohol, highlighting the consequences of his actions:
Graydon [22:04]: “I was really drunk and I was underage... they took off all my clothes.”
The incident underscores the dangers of impaired driving and the legal repercussions that follow.
5. Reflecting on Partying and Future Plans
Timeframe: [36:25] - [37:50]
As the episode nears its end, Alex and Halle reflect on their experiences and discuss plans for future outings. They express a mix of regret and humor over their actions, acknowledging the wild nature of their nights out:
Alex Cooper [37:02]: “I love you guys. That's all for today's episode and so many kisses and Bissell. Love you all.”
Halle provides a detailed account of their weekend escapades, including missed ferry rides to Nantucket and the chaotic journey back. The segment wraps up with laughter and camaraderie, emphasizing the bond between the hosts despite the night’s turbulence.
Notable Quotes
- Halle Bachelder [00:18]: “I had every intention of staying.”
- Alex Cooper [02:39]: “... Graydon's eight foot body is literally laid off behind the DJ booth.”
- Alex Cooper [09:16]: “I have been grooming her since the day I met her. Okay, what does that even mean?”
- Halle Bachelder [10:54]: “... people think like, Lauren will call me, like, hi, I'm making dinner. Jordan, his dick sucked. Can you come Uber over? That's not. That's not what it was.”
- Graydon [25:26]: “... while diddling me, and if you take your seatbelt off in my car, the whole fucking car turns off.”
Conclusion
"Exposing Our Body Counts with Alex Cooper" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of Alex Cooper and her friends. Through candid storytelling and open discussions about relationships, personal challenges, and the repercussions of their actions, the episode balances humor with serious reflections. Notable quotes punctuate their narratives, providing depth and relatability to their experiences. This episode encapsulates the essence of "Call Her Daddy"—raw, honest, and engaging conversations that resonate with listeners.