Hallie Batchelder: Billionaires, Boobs & Black Cards

Summary

Call Her Daddy Podcast Summary

Title: Hallie Batchelder: Billionaires, Boobs & Black Cards
Host: Alex Cooper
Episode Release Date: December 4, 2024

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Introduction

In this episode of Call Her Daddy, Alex Cooper welcomes guest Hallie Batchelder, delving deep into her tumultuous dating life, personal anecdotes, and her upcoming podcast, Extra Dirty. The conversation is unfiltered, humorous, and candid, offering listeners a glimpse into Hallie's unabashed approach to relationships and self-expression.

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Early Life and Background

Hallie begins by reflecting on her upbringing, highlighting a somewhat rebellious streak during her school years. She shares a memorable story from her college days:

Hallie Batchelder (12:08): "There was one time I threw a party in college and had all my friends over. One of my friend's girlfriends threw up all over my parents' $100,000 carpet. It was horrid. It felt like a crime scene."

This incident underscores Hallie's tendency to push boundaries and navigate the consequences with resilience.

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Dating and Sexual Experiences

Hallie's dating history is both colorful and candid. She openly discusses her encounters, ranging from accidental drunk texts to unconventional sexual experiences.

• Drunk Texting Mishap:

  Hallie recounts a humorous yet embarrassing incident where she sent a nude video to the wrong recipient:

  Hallie Batchelder (11:32): "I sent a nude video to a guy named Matt from sleepaway camp when I was 14. It was like a cinematic masterpiece, and he didn't reply."

  This story highlights her self-deprecating humor and ability to laugh at herself.

• Encounter with a Hedge Fund Owner:

  Hallie shares her brief relationship with a wealthy hedge fund owner, revealing the complexities of dating affluent individuals:

  Hallie Batchelder (15:26): "He was a hedge fund owner. He invited me to the Bahamas, and it was all the things. But things went south when I realized I was pregnant and had chlamydia."

  She candidly discusses her decision to have an abortion, emphasizing her agency and the importance of reproductive choices:

  Hallie Batchelder (16:20): "And thank God I was able to have an abortion back then. Honestly, I can't even imagine if it wasn't an option for me."

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Friendship with Lauren and Sexual Escapades

One of the most intriguing parts of the episode is Hallie's discussion about her friendship with Lauren and their shared sexual adventures.

• Shared Intimacy:

  Hallie describes how she and Lauren openly share intimate experiences, including watching each other have sex and engaging in threesomes.

  Hallie Batchelder (27:15): "Have you ever hooked up with your friend's boyfriend? Yeah. Well, Memorial Day weekend, she consented."

  This level of openness showcases their strong bond and unconventional approach to friendship.

• Threesome Experiences:

  Hallie narrates a particularly wild threesome during the COVID lockdown:

  Hallie Batchelder (47:00): "We were hooking up all day, doing blow, and decided to join in. It felt like a human centipede situation—reverse."

  Her vivid storytelling brings humor and shock value, keeping listeners engaged.

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New Podcast: Extra Dirty

Hallie excitedly announces her upcoming podcast, Extra Dirty, where she plans to share unfiltered and uncensored stories from her life.

Hallie Batchelder (50:25): "I'm excited to actually tell a good story. There's no censorship. I need no censorship."

She emphasizes the importance of authenticity and transparency, aiming to provide a raw and genuine listening experience.

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Personal Insights and Conclusions

Throughout the episode, Hallie offers reflections on her experiences, highlighting themes of self-improvement, boundary-pushing, and embracing one's true self.

• Handling Awkward Situations:

  Hallie discusses her ability to navigate uncomfortable scenarios with grace:

  Hallie Batchelder (36:52): "I can handle a weird, like, dirty text or whatever, but a weird two-hour story about blowing my head off with a rifle via masturbating? I didn't know how to handle it."

• Self-Expression and Oversharing:

  She admits to often oversharing, viewing it as a part of her authentic self:

  Hallie Batchelder (51:55): "I overshare all the time. It's just what makes me me. I feel like that's a real-life experience to be oversharing."

Hallie's candidness serves as a reminder of the importance of self-expression and the value of embracing one's quirks and stories.

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Notable Quotes

• On Resilience:

  Hallie Batchelder (14:38): "Have you ever signed an NDA? Yeah. Oh, haven't you? Like, what? No day."

• On Friendship Dynamics:

  Hallie Batchelder (43:48): "He really wants us to be safe. He's big on safety. He protects our safety."

• On Personal Growth:

  Hallie Batchelder (51:57): "It's just like what makes me me. I overshare and like, I feel like that's a real-life experience to be oversharing."

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Conclusion

This episode of Call Her Daddy with Hallie Batchelder is a rollercoaster of hilarious, shocking, and heartfelt moments. Hallie's unfiltered storytelling and openness about her life experiences provide a compelling narrative that resonates with listeners seeking authenticity and humor. Her upcoming podcast, Extra Dirty, promises to continue this trend, offering an unabridged look into her unabashed life.

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Disclaimer: This summary omits advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections to focus solely on the substantive discussions and stories shared by Hallie Batchelder.

Transcript

[Alex Cooper]

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[Hallie Batchelder]

Don't drug the team.

[Unnamed Guest]

Don't drug the team. Don't drug the team.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Dawn, grateful wench. Yeah, yeah. You're like, moaning.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No. Yeah, yeah. No.

[Unnamed Guest]

Get back in your weird seat. How does that look? Better or worse? Better.

[Hallie Batchelder]

It looks amazing.

[Unnamed Guest]

Cheers.

[Alex Cooper]

Just let God go with you.

[Hallie Batchelder]

But, like, what can I not say?

[Unnamed Guest]

You can say anything you want.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Can I talk about.

[Unnamed Guest]

Put the microphone in front of your face.

[Alex Cooper]

What is up, Daddy gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call her Daddy.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, tonight's about to get weird.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Okay, cheers.

[Alex Cooper]

Let's do a quick little prayer.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Let's do a quick little seance. Art father who art in color. Daddy Howie be thy saying a lot of bad tonight.

[Alex Cooper]

Thy kingdom come.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I will make.

[Unnamed Guest]

I will make him come, and I will not sound dumb. Amen. That's not a prayer.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No. Yeah, that's my new religion.

[Unnamed Guest]

Do you think any of your exes will be watching tonight?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Hopefully, if they have a phone. Those poor brokeies, Those little weird freaks.

[Unnamed Guest]

Do you go for broke men?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Sometimes. To humble myself.

[Alex Cooper]

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[Unnamed Guest]

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[Unnamed Guest]

Hallie Batchelder, welcome to Call Her Daddy. You may be wondering why we're dressed like this, Daddy gang. I don't know.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, we're like back. We're like, we're in New York right now. You're back to your roots. Oh, my God.

[Unnamed Guest]

Oh, imagine if we knew each other when I was in New York.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, you would be dead. No, you wouldn't be alive.

[Unnamed Guest]

I wouldn't have my career.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. I'd be at your funeral and you wouldn't have your career or your husband.

[Unnamed Guest]

I would definitely not have my husband. We also imagine if we knew each other when we lived in Boston. No, I wouldn't have been a bottle girl. I would have just become friends with your dad. Imagine if I had fucked your dad. That's not funny. Isn't he happily married?

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, he's happily married. But like, imagine if Alex Cooper was my mom and I was like, alex, what's for dinner? She's like, I just signed $125 million deal.

[Unnamed Guest]

Let me just preface this with anybody that's driving in the car on the way to work, because they could be on their way to work. They could be nursing their child right now.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Hopefully not.

[Unnamed Guest]

They could be doing something wholesome. It is about 7 o'clock at night in Los Angeles, California. It's so hot. No, it's so hot. We got to take this shit off this hood. We are sweating and we're drinking martinis and I'm sitting across from Hallie now. I discovered Halle on TikTok one day and I said, I'd like that bitch. I would like to be friends with that bitch. And then I ended up starting a company and I was like, oh, I can be friends with her and I can work with her, which is pretty cool. And Halle is going to be launching her podcast tomorrow. Extra Dirty episode one comes out. So cheers. You fucking did it, bitch. Should we take this shit off? Maybe not the sunglasses, but at Least this.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, I'm overheating.

[Unnamed Guest]

And then let's re comb your hair.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I look like George Washington iii.

[Unnamed Guest]

Last time I saw you was in, oh, Los Angeles.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yes.

[Unnamed Guest]

And Matt and I were putting you to bed.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yes. That was the scariest thing ever because I was crossfaded on that fucking PJ back.

[Unnamed Guest]

Talk about that experience.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, they were like, yay, Yay. I don't know. Like, Wiz was playing, like, his music. And I was like, okay. Like. And you were like, yeah. And he was like, wait, have the whiskey and smoke the blunt. I, like, don't smoke weed at all. So when I hit it, I was like, so paranoid. I think sweetie thanked me for being there. I go, you're welcome. So we're on the plane.

[Unnamed Guest]

I turn around, and Halle has her hands crossed in a prayer position. And she's not moving and she's not speaking, and she's not making eye contact with anyone. And I kept turning around being like, halle, are you.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Well, I'm like, with my, like, boss, this girl that just signed me to the company. And, like, I was just. I. I don't smoke at all. Like, I'm not a smoker. I don't smoke weed. I don't like downers like that, like, uppers. So I was, like, a little confused what was going on. I was trying to play it fucking cool. And I was supposed to go from landing from the pj and I was like, my plan was to Uber to lax.

[Unnamed Guest]

And I'm like, what time is your flight? I've never heard of a flight taking off at, like, a steady 2:30. And Halle's like, oh, I don't have a flight. I'm going to get one, though. And she is blazed out of her mind, not making eye contact with anyone still. And she has glasses on, and she's like, no, I'm gonna catch a flight. To which Matt says, excuse me, you're not going to lax. You're coming home with us.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I was like, gay. I mean, the thing is, I woke up in your guest bed on top of the covers. I didn't even take my clothes off. Didn't even tuck in. You had gave me a whole house tour that I don't even recall. I woke up and there was like a desktop right in front of me. I clicked the name and it goes, alex Cooper Desktop. And I go, fuck, no, not today. And it was like, noon, and I could hear you guys downstairs making coffee. And I was like, calling, like, Lauren. I was calling all my friends, being like, I don't know if I can go downstairs.

[Unnamed Guest]

This is terrible.

[Hallie Batchelder]

This is like a. Like, this is a nightmare.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, that was fun.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, that was fun.

[Unnamed Guest]

How would you describe your personality when you're drunk? Aside from the wandering eye creep?

[Hallie Batchelder]

You fucking bitch. I feel like either I go mute, like, you don't know if I'm, like, drunk or not, or I'm just, like, completely an extra version of my extra self. I don't want to cause a scene. I'm not, like, confrontational at all. Some people when they get drunk, they're, like, mean and rude and confrontational. Yeah, I'm very chill. I'm also, like, very, like, a respectful human being. And I feel like I'm just, like, down with, like, the vibes. I'm just trying to, like. I don't want to cause a scene.

[Unnamed Guest]

Are you someone that is going to drunk text people? Are you drunk texter?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, who's not? Like, I don't really grow up. Wait. But I, like, have had a couple, like, drunk tech situations where I'm just like, some. There's me. There needs to be a child lock on my phone.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hallie Batchelder]

You know, once I send this nude to this guy, and it was a video, it was like, a cinematic masterpiece. And I was using, like, a bright pink fuchsia D and I was absolutely plastering myself with it.

[Unnamed Guest]

What are you in your bed?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, my twin bed on Nantucket. No. Yes.

[Unnamed Guest]

You're doing this in.

[Hallie Batchelder]

And I sent it to the wrong guy. His name started with M. The other guy's name started M, but the guy I sent it to was, like, this guy named Matt from, like, sleepaway camp when I was 14. And I was like, he had a blessed day that day. I don't care.

[Unnamed Guest]

Did you realize that when you were up, or did you realize it in the morning?

[Hallie Batchelder]

In morning, he thumbs up that he didn't even reply.

[Unnamed Guest]

He's. He must have known. He was like, this ain't for me.

[Hallie Batchelder]

He was like, yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

In that moment, question, do you then decide cinematic masterpiece? Should I actually now fire this off to the right person?

[Hallie Batchelder]

It's too late. It was too late. The person I wanted to even fire it off to, I think, didn't deserve it. I think this random guy from sleepaway camp deserved it more at this point. No, but my drunk texts weren't even, like, where you at? They were just like, like, very well composed, like, sexed with, like, an intro, three supporting arguments, and, like, a closing statement. I'd be like, this is cinematic Matt. I don't even. Like, I wouldn't even regret that I'm gonna die on this hill. Someone published this.

[Unnamed Guest]

How the are you, like, writing that when you're up?

[Hallie Batchelder]

AI chat. GPT. Give it to me right now. 1, 2, 3.

[Unnamed Guest]

Halle. I fucking love you. Okay. Where did you come from? Like, I feel like you crawled out of a hole. Like, were your parents strict with you growing up? Like, what was. What was going on?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, they were. They weren't strict at all.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I feel like they had expectations, like, you have to get good grades, make your bed, don't get pregnant. Although I did once, but, like, don't get pregnant. Okay. So my parents can be strict sometimes.

[Unnamed Guest]

Oh, okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like when I would throw parties in college. There was one time I threw a party in college and I had all my friends over. It was, like, for my friend's birthday and, like, one of her girlfriends, like, threw up all over my parents carpet. The cops had came, so everyone was, like, hiding in a room. They went up to, like, the fourth floor. I live in, like, a brownstone in Boston. They went to the fourth floor into my parents room. This girl threw up all over, like, my parents, like, $100,000 carpet. It was horrid. It was a fucking crime scene.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay?

[Hallie Batchelder]

So they found out. I've never seen my dad so mad at me. I thought I was cut off for good. I thought it was cut off for good. So I sign up for seeking arrangements. No, I was being the most. I was so extra. I was, like, seeking arrangements near me. I'm done. There's no way.

[Unnamed Guest]

Holly.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I never went on a date. But I signed up. You know, I got chlamydia once.

[Unnamed Guest]

Let's talk about chlamydia.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Wait twice. Oh, sorry.

[Unnamed Guest]

Tell me about your time.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, I got chlamydia once. It was with an older gent who I loved. I didn't love him. I just loved how rich he was. I don't know. He was so rich. Like, we'd go to, like, a bar and he'd be like, what do you want to drink? And I'd be like, I want a spicy margarita. And be like, okay, a spicy margarita too. And then he'd be like, how much I tip a thou? Should I tip a thou? He, like, abbreviated a thou. And I was like, tip a thou. Yay. Yay, yay. And then he invited me to the Bahamas, and his friend had a private island, and it was just all the things.

[Unnamed Guest]

Epstein. No, no, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. This is going this is getting.

[Hallie Batchelder]

His name was Diddy.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, no, stop.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No. But he would, like.

[Unnamed Guest]

How old was this man?

[Hallie Batchelder]

He wasn't even that old. He was, like, 38.

[Unnamed Guest]

How old were you at the time?

[Hallie Batchelder]

23.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay, that's good. That's good.

[Hallie Batchelder]

He was weathered, though. He looks stressed out. He looked like a leather couch. Like, he looked like he was stressed out at work.

[Unnamed Guest]

Like, what was he up to? What did he do for work?

[Hallie Batchelder]

He was a hedge fund owner.

[Unnamed Guest]

Owner. Wait, that's hot.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Wait, owner? Is that.

[Unnamed Guest]

Is that a thing?

[Hallie Batchelder]

CEO.

[Unnamed Guest]

How did you meet him?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Nantucket.

[Unnamed Guest]

That's. And he didn't have children or kids.

[Hallie Batchelder]

He could have that. You know, could have. You got me pregnant.

[Unnamed Guest]

He got you pregnant?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yes. That was the same guy in chlamydia, but I thought the chlamydia pill was postponing my period, so it was like double homicide. Pow. What? Can I not say that?

[Unnamed Guest]

You know what? I think you should say that because in the state of the motherfucking union of our country, you had a right.

[Hallie Batchelder]

And thank God I was able to have an abortion back then. Honestly, I don't. I. I can't even imagine if it wasn't an option to me.

[Unnamed Guest]

So imagine you as a mother right.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Now, like, right here. I'm like, hi, Father Cooper.

[Unnamed Guest]

Shh.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm doing an interview. I. Big tits. Can I even breastfeed?

[Unnamed Guest]

Wait, oh, can you?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I think so. It's under the muscle. I continue.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah. Okay. You know, you. That's what I remember. You drunkenly in the back of the car with Matt and I on our way back. You're like, guys, I have something I really want to talk to you about. And I'm like, like, oh, we're gonna talk about extra dirty.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Whatever.

[Unnamed Guest]

You're like, I kind of want to go bigger.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I stand by this.

[Unnamed Guest]

You want to go bigger?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

How big are your tits?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Well, there are 295cc. High profile. And everyone thinks they're real.

[Unnamed Guest]

Everyone thinks they're real.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, like, when. Like, oh, my God. Like, everyone thinks they're real. They don't, like, fake. Because the tits I had before, I gained a lot of weight, then lost a lot of weight, and then gained a lot of weight, so kind of look like a rock and a sock. Like, picture a rock and a sock. You know, you're swinging a rock and a sock. It's like a weapon. Okay? So, like, I filled that up and I went conservative with the CCs, but they don't look fake enough. If I'm going under the knife Pop it up. Make them look fake.

[Unnamed Guest]

You want to go bigger.

[Hallie Batchelder]

They bounce still like that.

[Unnamed Guest]

You don't want them to bounce?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Not really.

[Unnamed Guest]

You want them to just be.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I want to be sat in, listening to me.

[Unnamed Guest]

Wait, you went to Catholic school?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

That's literally makes so much sense. I went to Catholic school also, so.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I can say that.

[Unnamed Guest]

Oh, yeah. Just a lot of repression, and it's.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like caging a wild animal and then setting them free. Into College. From 5th through 12th grade, I never had class with a male. I had slept with one guy, and I had done, like, one line of Adderall, and I was like, I'm a freak. I'm so crazy. And then I got to college, and I was like, wait. Dick. That's insane.

[Unnamed Guest]

So high school. You were pretty tame.

[Hallie Batchelder]

So tame.

[Unnamed Guest]

What was your first boyfriend?

[Hallie Batchelder]

He was, like, this, very religious. Went to the Brothers School, all boys, Catholic school. Was like, captain of the hockey team. Very nice guy. Very religious, massive dick. Side note, I miss him. No, I'm kidding.

[Unnamed Guest]

Where is he now you think he is, girlfriend?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Oh, he's like, five seven.

[Unnamed Guest]

Aren't you five, eight?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. In grass. Five foot.

[Unnamed Guest]

But the big dick.

[Hallie Batchelder]

He was a tripod. Alex, the walking tripod. If the wind gusted him right over, he wouldn't be standing right up.

[Unnamed Guest]

But to have that as your first experience is a little intimidating, no?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Well, intimidating for everyone else. Like, after him, it was like, what is this? What did I sign up for? Why do we break up? I was, like, upsetting the second guy I got with after my ex had a micro penis. Literally, my pinky.

[Unnamed Guest]

What did you do when you saw it?

[Hallie Batchelder]

It wasn't a seeing it thing. It was like, is it in yet? Is it in yet? I had no idea. Like, it was like, this bit. I swear to God.

[Unnamed Guest]

You've actually tried to have sex with a micro penis?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I did have sex with the micro penis.

[Unnamed Guest]

What position worked the best?

[Hallie Batchelder]

None of them. I was on a bean bag in my friend's common room in college. So disgusting. We.

[Unnamed Guest]

Can we talk about karate?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. Kumbaya.

[Unnamed Guest]

The Karate Kid is here today.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Guys, it's a fun fact that I am a brown belt. And karate, I did it for nine years. I wasn't, like, an athlete. You weren't gonna see me in soccer, hockey, or, I don't know, what other sports track? No, like, none of them. I. My parents, like, you should do karate. And, like, that's a sport you put your kids into when you're, like, three and I was out popping my fucking pussy Until I was probably 17.

[Unnamed Guest]

Hold on.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm a brown belt.

[Unnamed Guest]

Did you get, like, bullied for this?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yes. So I. For a period, I stopped. And then I accidentally, before a sweet 16, got alcohol poisoning because I was 14. I'm youngest my grade. So it's like, before I sweet 16, I, like, drink too much. And my parents, like, you're grounded for nine months and you have to do karate. And I was like, all right. Like, fuck. And I'm like, 14. Like, guys are just starting to notice me, and I have to go back and put my gi on and brown bell. And I'm like. I'm like, cool. Yeah. And like, I'm like, guys aren't going to buck with this. It's true.

[Unnamed Guest]

Give me, like, a hand move. What would you do?

[Hallie Batchelder]

You'd bow first. Be respectful. I can't really get into the grooves.

[Unnamed Guest]

It's the.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I used to, like, do the job. I used to judge younger karate students.

[Unnamed Guest]

What?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I was that good. I was so good at karate.

[Unnamed Guest]

Do you use any of those moves in the bedroom?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Probably. I'm violent in the bedroom. A man hates to see me coming.

[Unnamed Guest]

Halle, can we talk about your dad? Yeah, let's talk about the finances.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Let's talk about the.

[Unnamed Guest]

Are you still using your dad's credit card to this day?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, it's actually a sensitive topic today. I got a text this morning being, like, in the group chat, my dad goes, I just canceled the JetBlue card. Good luck. Love you. To my family group chat. I go, wait, what the absolute fuck? He goes, I don't use it anymore. I'm like, but I do. What do you mean?

[Unnamed Guest]

What is the JetBlue card like, his card?

[Hallie Batchelder]

We all have an Apple Pay, but it's like Monopoly. It's like, bang, bang. It's like, oh, bang. We're at dinner. Bang. You know, I could fly around the world 17 times, girl.

[Unnamed Guest]

So you got cut up on the JetBlue?

[Alex Cooper]

No.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, we're done. The black card were so back. The black card hates see me coming.

[Unnamed Guest]

It's nice that it's not a sugar daddy. Like, this is your actual dad?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, it's a sugar daddy minus the sugar.

[Unnamed Guest]

Do you think he'll ever cut you off?

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, because, like, he really wants us to be safe. He's big on safety. Like, the reason why he would never, like, disclose his credit card number for the black card. He does not let us do subway transportation or Uber X. Like, it's. I'm not kidding. Like, he, like, doesn't feel safe with that. He also doesn't feel safe with us having a bad haircut or bad hair or, like, bad clothing. He doesn't feel safe, Alex. He protects our safety.

[Unnamed Guest]

I can. I literally can't handle you. Okay, so it's all about safety.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

A new bag safety.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. New hair safety. But also like. But also like, nice interior design. Makes me feel safe. CB2 safety. William Sonoma safety.

[Alex Cooper]

Revolve.

[Unnamed Guest]

Revolve.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Makes me feel safety.

[Unnamed Guest]

So let me get this right. Do you have a. Like, you can't spend more than this in a month or.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, I'm not disrespectful.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I don't abuse it. It's not like I'm going to Bergdorf and, like, popping my absolute at Bergdorf while he's not there.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah.

[Hallie Batchelder]

But when I'm there, we're popping our.

[Unnamed Guest]

If you ever go too hard. What is like a reprimand from your father look like?

[Hallie Batchelder]

It's an email.

[Unnamed Guest]

What?

[Hallie Batchelder]

It's an email where it says purchase activity not detected. Or like, purchase activity. I wasn't there. And he sends a question mark. We just usually don't reply.

[Unnamed Guest]

Stop.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm like, trash spam my quiz list.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay, let's talk about your dating life.

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[Unnamed Guest]

Okay, let's talk about your dating life.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Oi.

[Unnamed Guest]

Do you have an age limit?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Diapers?

[Unnamed Guest]

No. Alley.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Is that bad to say?

[Unnamed Guest]

What's funny is I was thinking like 85. 65.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. Diapers. Oh, I don't. Yeah. An old man with diapers. Hospice diapers. Wait, what? Who thought I was talking about younger? And that's the problem. We had to talk about that after.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay, that was weird for me. Can you tell me what is the oldest you've gone on a date with?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Date or fucked?

[Unnamed Guest]

I don't know.

[Hallie Batchelder]

The old sky. I slept with. I don't date a lot.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay, right, sorry. No dates. Just.

[Hallie Batchelder]

But the oldest guy I've slept with is probably 52.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

How was that good for him? I sucked him sideways in fruition. He saw sunset.

[Unnamed Guest]

Was he single?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I think.

[Unnamed Guest]

Have you ever had sex with a man and then realized he was married afterwards?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yes.

[Unnamed Guest]

How do you handle that?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, what? That's not my problem. If you are hooking up with me and, like, you're in a relationship and you don't disclose it, I don't see how that's, like, my issue.

[Unnamed Guest]

It's not your issue. What is the most expensive thing a man has ever bought you, aside from your father?

[Hallie Batchelder]

That's a good question, actually. I mean, these guys. This man thought he bought my tits.

[Unnamed Guest]

What?

[Hallie Batchelder]

What? Oh, this is actually a really good story.

[Unnamed Guest]

Share with the class.

[Hallie Batchelder]

So this is the guy I was seeing at the time. He was in London. I remember FaceTiming him. He was horrible to me. Like, he'd be like, I'm getting with this influencer and that influencer. I'D be like, okay. But I'm like, I'm so cool with that. Whatever. And I would be like, I think I want, like, new tits. And he was like, I think I agree with that. Like, he was horrible to me. And then he goes. He's like, it's 6am in London. I'm so up. I've stayed up all night. Like, I'm Gonna Venmo you10 grand for your tits. So him and his best friend venmo me for each tit. So these think they own one tit.

[Alex Cooper]

But then wait, they venmoed you?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, they found me on the spot.

[Unnamed Guest]

Him and his friend.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. But then my mom was like, wait, if you really want me to pay for the surgery, just get your real estate license and I'll pay for it. So, like, MacGyver on the keyboards. I studied so hard, I got my real estate license and like, within like a week and a half, I swear to God. And these dumbass billionaires, I pocketed their money so quick. So you later.

[Unnamed Guest]

You had 10k for your tits from them.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, Pocket just paid for them. I never sold a house ever either.

[Unnamed Guest]

I love that for you.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No.

[Unnamed Guest]

Have you ever signed an NDA?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. Oh, haven't you? Like, what? No day.

[Unnamed Guest]

For like a. I know you can't talk about it, but not for like, business.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I've never signed an NDA. I don't know.

[Unnamed Guest]

Shakeshead?

[Alex Cooper]

Yes.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, I mean, I've signed a couple, but like, for like, guys I don't even think deserve them. Like, YouTube guys. I'm like, be so for real right now. You signed Nate for me?

[Unnamed Guest]

Babe, have you fucked someone that does YouTube multiple.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I shut my own channel.

[Unnamed Guest]

No. Wait, but you've never fucked David Dobrik, have you?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm taking out my sunglasses for this. Ew.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Are you fucking?

[Unnamed Guest]

My eyes are like, where am I? Okay, wait.

[Hallie Batchelder]

My eyes are like, where am I?

[Unnamed Guest]

Wait. Yeah, where am I? Okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

You thought I fucked David Dobrik? No.

[Alex Cooper]

No.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm out of here.

[Unnamed Guest]

Can we keep that in? What is the weirdest thing that someone has asked you to do in bed?

[Hallie Batchelder]

You know what is the weirdest thing I Probably the weirdest thing a guy is anything ass related. This one guy got on all fours and he was arching his back and I was eating his ass out. I didn't love that for me. He loved that for him. Also. There was this one guy that had the extension bar. I told you about this.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, this me up. Talk about it. Go.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm gonna. No, I'm not. This is hog tie was light work. The hog tie was not even the part I. This part of the story. I didn't even explain. This guy had an extension bar and he had like. I hope you can see this right now. He had like the clanks here and the clanks on each ankle. And there was a bar in between my legs. And if you moved your legs like another inch, you can't go back in. So if you move your legs another inch, you can't go back in. So I was in like the splits for like three and a half hours. And I swear to God, I was on the flight back from la, like cross eyed, dislocated.

[Unnamed Guest]

Let me just say this. Halle and I are sitting next to each other in LA having a cocktail, besties. We're whispering sweet nothings to each other.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, like, I love you.

[Unnamed Guest]

I'm asking her just about her escapades and she starts talking about this machine.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Essentially it was giving Home Depot pr Hall.

[Unnamed Guest]

It's like a curtain rod between her fucking legs, but there's a spring. And when you said that. So are you. Is this happening when you're getting fucked from behind?

[Hallie Batchelder]

No. So, like, I was on my back in the hog tie. That's what, that's what made it crazier, was the hog tie was in front and I felt like a chandelier at one point. Yeah, he put the bar over his neck at one point and then flipped me over. It was like, I can't move your legs. I. I thought I pulled a hamstring, Alex. I thought I was needed PT after this. Wait, what?

[Unnamed Guest]

I had recently watched the. Wait, what do you watch Jake Gyllenhaal show? No. Oh, you thought I was about to say I got a video of it.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I was like, I wouldn't be shocked.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, I, while she was explaining this to me, had watched the Jake Gyllenhaal show. If any of you had watched it, it's like Presumed Innocent and the girl is murdered and she's wrapped up in a hog tie. So aside from a hog tie, what is like a weird thing? Like, a weird thing that would make, like, Halle Bachelder be like. That definitely was on the Richter scale of, like, weird that a man has done to me.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, nothing makes me blush, but this one thing made me fear for many lives. I'm not gonna lie. Like, this man was love bombing the absolute fuck out of me in a way where I was, like, aware it was happening. But there was one night he called me and he always would Call me. Spend two hours on the phone talking about nonsense. I. I don't know what the he's talking about. I'm trying to go to bed or order Uber eats. I don't know. You're saying. So he called me up and he's like, I wrote a short story about you. And I'm like, oh, my God. Like, trying to be, like, so cutesy and, like, interested. What was it about? He's like, I wrote it about you. And, like, you were my muse. And I was like, I've never been amused before.

[Unnamed Guest]

Right? Like, tell me everything.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm like, tell me everything. Every fucking detail. This story was basically, like, this random girl gets set up with this guy that works on a ranch, and they go on a first date. It's a blind date. And, like, he, like, teaches people how to shoot a gun. And she's like, I'm scared of guns. Anyways, she's like, whatever. They continue dating, and she keeps using the gun to, like, masturbate. Like, herself with the gun. She's, like, popping her with the gun while he goes to work.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay.

[Hallie Batchelder]

And I was like, okay, this is a really good story. So he's like, yeah. Like, then she uses the gun. It's like a rifle to pop her. Go to work. Blah, blah. Anyways, one day, the end of the story was, he walks in because he forgot his wallet or something, and she's, like, using the rifle to masturbate and accidentally shoots her whole head off. Like, I go, that's so sweet. What? I'm like, we're so in love. So I'm like, this girl blows her brains out, and I'm. I'm the muse. I'm like, what? I like, I've never even talked about masturbating with this guy, but all of a sudden, I am popping my. With a rifle, dude. Isn't that insane? I feel so, like, he walks in and, like, it's like he, like. She's like, oh, my God, he walked in. Like. Like what?

[Unnamed Guest]

Here's the thing. I do feel like life is about how you handle moments. And I do feel like, of any woman in the world for a man to share that kind of short story, you are the type of person that could maybe handle it better than another woman. Because, like, some bitches would just literally start, like, crying on the phone being like, why would you tell me this? But you're like.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I said, thank you.

[Unnamed Guest]

Wow. And then when you got off the phone, do you, like, call your friends or do you just, like, pick back up that One's.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, like, I can, like, handle a fucking weird. Weird, like, dirty text or whatever, but like a weird two hour story about, like, how I blew my head off with a rifle via Matt. Via masturbating. I didn't really know how to handle. So, yes, I called my best friends. I was like, I don't handle this one. I better visit him. Whatever. And they're like, honestly, period. And I was like, period, per. Let's still do it. I still visited him and I came.

[Unnamed Guest]

Holly.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

Halle?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Alex.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, I couldn't get on that flight. I'm too paranoid. I think he was gonna kill me. I mean, your podcast is gonna be ins. You're literally lounging. Like, which story should I tell about him?

[Alex Cooper]

The hog ties.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I wouldn't even consider that bad sex. That was good sex.

[Unnamed Guest]

You enjoyed that.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I like that.

[Unnamed Guest]

What is the worst sex you've ever had? Or what would you consider bad sex?

[Hallie Batchelder]

There was this one guy hooked up with where he had, like, this weird baby fetish, like, where he thought it was like a doll or like a baby doll. And he was like, oh, my pretty little princess. My little girl. My little, pretty little princess. And I was like, who the do you think you're talking to? He's like, just my pretty widow princess. And I be talked in the bed. And I was like, do you need to be murdered? Because I don't know you're talking to right now.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, that's the type of. I'm not into freak out the week. I'm gonna ask you some rapid fire.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Okay.

[Unnamed Guest]

Who's the most famous person in your DMs?

[Hallie Batchelder]

You know.

[Unnamed Guest]

You can't say it.

[Hallie Batchelder]

You want me to say it? Okay.

[Unnamed Guest]

Or do we want to let you, like, hook up with him first and then.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, I mean, I don't want people. I mean, like, there's a lot of famous people on my dm.

[Unnamed Guest]

How do you handle that? Do you like that?

[Hallie Batchelder]

No. Well, I mean, they're all weirdo losers. I feel like as I've grown up, I feel like I'm like, oh, it'd be so cool, like a famous guy. And then you're like, oh, these famous people are weird freaks. Like Scott Disick. Get out of my dms.

[Unnamed Guest]

I know.

[Hallie Batchelder]

You weird, weird freak.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay. Have you ever hooked up with your friend's boyfriend?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. Well, like, it's Memorial Day weekend and, like, she consented. I mean, like, she was like, suck them sideways. I said, I'll suck them diagonal.

[Unnamed Guest]

No. Can I tell the story?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, you tell the story, but I.

[Unnamed Guest]

Won'T tell who it is.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No, like, please tell the story, because I want to tell the story so bad. I think it's hilarious. It shows how close me and Lauren are. She loves this story.

[Unnamed Guest]

Is she okay with it going public? Okay, so Halle and I are with Lauren, and we're with Graydon. And I don't know what happened, but we all started talking about sucking dick. And then all of a sudden, you guys both turned to me, and you had this, like, sadistic grin on, and you're both like, oh, my God, should we show her? And I'm like, show me what? You're like, let's shower. And Lauren was like, show her.

[Hallie Batchelder]

You go, I need another drink before you show me. And then you took, like, a massive gulp of a drink, and you go, okay, I'm ready.

[Unnamed Guest]

And they pull up their phone and they go, this is a video of Halle sucking my boyfriend's dick. And I'm filming it, and I'm like, hold on, hold on. Just for context. Daddy gang. Her Lauren is my Lauren. Like, they are best friends. They do everything together. And how long have Lauren and her boyfriend been together?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Four years.

[Unnamed Guest]

Four years.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Okay.

[Unnamed Guest]

So they show me this video. Honestly, great work. Great work by you.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, I learned from the best.

[Unnamed Guest]

And Halle is.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm really good at sucking dick Ass. Wait, don't. No, we caught that.

[Unnamed Guest]

What is this episode?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I keep that in.

[Unnamed Guest]

Anyway, so I watched this, and it was a masterpiece. Like, it wasn't even, like, a weird video. It felt like we were all in this together kind of vibe. Like, Lauren was, like, moving to make sure she was getting the right angle. The boyfriend was having a good time. You were having a good time.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, I think she had a ring light.

[Unnamed Guest]

But. But how the do you. And isn't it, like, now, like, a yearly thing? Because she doesn't like to suck dick. What is this?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Well, like, it's like our inside joke. Like, she doesn't, like, suck dick. And I was like, oh, my God, do it for you. And, like, we're all, like, really good friends. Like, oh, yeah. Yeah. She's so confident. Like, she's too confident.

[Unnamed Guest]

So hot.

[Hallie Batchelder]

She's like. She's so hot.

[Unnamed Guest]

How many times have you done this?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like, four score. Seven years ago.

[Unnamed Guest]

Multiple times.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Well, like, four times. Like, three or four times.

[Unnamed Guest]

And how do these nights begin?

[Hallie Batchelder]

They begin with the plant, the seed being planted. It's like, okay, this might happen later, but usually it's always on Memorial Day weekend on Nantucket. Like, we go out we go to crew, we have a couple cocktails, the champagne's flowing, and then someone's dick is being sogged.

[Unnamed Guest]

And if it's her boyfriend's, do you leave their room after and she fucks him or what is happening?

[Hallie Batchelder]

So it started was, I want to watch them have sex. Like, I always was curious how Lauren fucked. I've never seen it before, so I, like, wanted to watch.

[Unnamed Guest]

Never seen it before. So, like, you often see your best friend have sex?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, yeah. I mean, like, so picture this chair in the room, and they're, like, fucking on the bed. And I was just kind of, like, sitting there with, like, my legs crossed like this. And I was, like, kind of like a weird creeper.

[Unnamed Guest]

You're literally, like, smiling.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like, I'm like, cheers. I have, like, a notepad out. I'm like, all right, this. Okay. There you go.

[Unnamed Guest]

How did you feel? Were you at all turned on or were you just, like, fascinated?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I was, like, turned on, but I was like, no, I don't think it was three. I don't think I would have a three way with Lauren.

[Alex Cooper]

Interesting.

[Unnamed Guest]

But you would suck her boyfriend's dick.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

While she watches.

[Hallie Batchelder]

That's, like, not that intimate.

[Unnamed Guest]

Like, it's not that intimate.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I would never, like, hook up with Lauren.

[Alex Cooper]

Interesting.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like, I've had many three ways. Lauren could never be in that situation.

[Unnamed Guest]

Why?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I don't think she would want to be in that situation, first of all. And second of all, like, I think Lauren has too much respect for herself to be involved in whatever situation I want to be involved with.

[Unnamed Guest]

But she'll let you suck her boyfriend's dick?

[Hallie Batchelder]

She honestly looks at it as, like, me. She's like, oh, my God. Like, he's a good dick. I'm sharing this with my best friend.

[Unnamed Guest]

Oh, my God, dude. That's some confident ass, though, to be.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like, the most confidence I've ever seen that.

[Unnamed Guest]

Because she's not even, like, worried that you guys are gonna, like, ever do anything.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Never back. Never, ever. It's insane. She's like, I want this for you. I want to share this goodness with you because you are my best friend. That's how she looks at it.

[Unnamed Guest]

And does she also say, like, and also because you're so good at sucking dick?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. And also she's like, I don't want to sock, so you do it for me. And I have oral fixation. Like, I used to bite my nails until I got them done. I hate the vape. Like, sucking dick calms me down.

[Unnamed Guest]

That's the promo that's the title.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Who needs therapy when you have dick?

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[Unnamed Guest]

So you've had multiple threesomes?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Many.

[Unnamed Guest]

What is the weirdest threesome you've ever had?

[Hallie Batchelder]

The weirdest threesome I ever had. Thank you for asking.

[Unnamed Guest]

You're welcome.

[Hallie Batchelder]

It was during COVID cut that. You can't.

[Alex Cooper]

The way that you start stories.

[Unnamed Guest]

Like, it was Memorial Day. Like, the specificity now.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like, this one girl was hooking up with this guy, and I'd hooked up with three of his brothers. Like, we cut the that out. We're at a house party, and she's hooking up with this guy all day. And I had a guy at the time, and, like, I had FaceTime sex with this guy in the bathroom. So I was like, popping my. In this bathroom. And then I, like, was done. Whatever. I came out and this couple is still hooking up. And I was like, one here. Now that I'm here. Now that I'm aroused and ready to go, I'm ready to fire off. They were like, why don't you join? And I was like, okay. It was like the couch, like, the living area of this, like, small ass Boston apartment.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh.

[Hallie Batchelder]

And they were doing blow. Wait, can I say that?

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah.

[Hallie Batchelder]

So they were doing blow, and she was like, let's. Let's just, like, it'd be funny if we, like, both did blow off his dick. So, like, one of them be sucking, one of them be doing blow, suck, blow, suck, blow, suck, blow. The whole rotation. This girl ultimately, like, takes off all her clothes, and then she starts, like, riding this guy. And then I sat on his face. And then we swap, swap, swap. And there was, like, the human centipede situation. Reverse.

[Unnamed Guest]

Did you enjoy that moment? Like, did you actually have fun?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah. Built character.

[Unnamed Guest]

What is the biggest lie you've ever got caught in?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I didn't give you chlamydia. I did.

[Unnamed Guest]

I did, though. What is your favorite sex position?

[Hallie Batchelder]

You know, I would say on top. It's quickest and easiest and gets them out of my apartment. Quickest.

[Unnamed Guest]

You get those new tits. It's gonna be quick.

[Hallie Batchelder]

You know, you're like, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. But I also like doggy. But guys do not like to have doggy with me because there's not much recoil going on. It's like a negative recoil. It's like putty. It's like play doh.

[Unnamed Guest]

What? Cause the tits are in the front and there's nothing in the back.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I thought I would get fake tits and distract from my, like, lack of ass. It's like putty ass.

[Unnamed Guest]

Have you ever been in love?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Absolutely not.

[Unnamed Guest]

What's your most controversial opinion?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Do you think anal is pleasant? What?

[Unnamed Guest]

If you're hooking up with someone 10 times, how many times are you doing ANAL? Of those 10 times, I mean, I've.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Probably had more anal at.

[Unnamed Guest]

No, stop. We can't wait. You're like, you're hitting the anal train.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I mean, I'm a good candidate. I don't like food, so, like, there's only in me. Can you see that?

[Unnamed Guest]

Have you ever gone back to front and gotten a kidney infection?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, I think I have a uti. I think I have UTI on my LV right now.

[Unnamed Guest]

Are you able to come from anal?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Depends who you ask.

[Unnamed Guest]

Wait, what?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Who have I faked it for?

[Unnamed Guest]

10 times of sex. How many times are you faking your orgasm?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Usually not. I'm actually really good at finishing.

[Unnamed Guest]

Do you use a vibrator?

[Hallie Batchelder]

It's like my superpower. No, I just use them as a dildo with a heartbeat. Usually it's just me on top actually riding into the sunset. And then whatever you want to do with me after is.

[Unnamed Guest]

Are you often making eye contact during sex?

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yeah, it helps me.

[Unnamed Guest]

It does.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Is. Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

I couldn't tell if you would be someone that's like, I'm not gonna go deep emotionally.

[Hallie Batchelder]

That's how ugly they are, honestly.

[Unnamed Guest]

Okay, let's talk about your podcast.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Okay.

[Unnamed Guest]

Extra dirty. It comes out tomorrow.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Yes.

[Unnamed Guest]

How do you feel about it?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm excited. I just feel like I want to get some unhinged online again. We gotta bring that back. So I'm excited to actually tell a good story. Yeah.

[Unnamed Guest]

There's no censorship.

[Hallie Batchelder]

There's. I need no censorship.

[Unnamed Guest]

I'm excited for you to talk about your life because I feel like the fact that you have garnered such an audience already and people love your debriefs and like, everything about your life. But you're right. Like, it's so tiny the amount that you're able to give because of how salacious your stories are on Tick Tock. You are giving, like, bite size information and people are loving it already. And so I feel like the concept of you actually being able to sit down for like an hour at a time and give debriefs that are. There is literally nothing that you can't say. No one is telling you. Like, halle, that's too much H. That's not enough. Like, you can say whatever the you want. It's kind of exciting.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I'm very excited. It's going to be really good. It's always like a breath of fresh air. I feel like a lot of people are so filtered just online in general.

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Even if it's like, not like a salacious story, whether or it's just like pointing out your flaws. I really want to get into that and just like have like a true life online experience.

[Unnamed Guest]

Have you ever felt like you overshared too much on the Internet?

[Hallie Batchelder]

I overshare all the time. I mean, I've overshared to you?

[Unnamed Guest]

Yeah.

[Hallie Batchelder]

Like, you're like, okay, do you ever regret it?

[Unnamed Guest]

Or no.

[Hallie Batchelder]

With you or online?

[Unnamed Guest]

Both.

[Hallie Batchelder]

No. It's just like what makes me me. I overshare and like, I feel like that's a real life experience to be oversharing. It sucks. And you're going to deal with like the repercussions in the morning, but then, fuck, you get through it. And honestly, it builds character.

[Unnamed Guest]

There is nothing I'm more excited for than your show.

[Hallie Batchelder]

It's going to be so fun, truly.

[Unnamed Guest]

Every Thursday, Halle Bachelder coming to you live. Extra dirty. It's going to fucking happen. And by the time this is out, Daddy Gang, Halle show is coming out tomorrow on Thursday and we will be in New York City partying and celebrating. I love you. Thank you for coming on and spilling your secrets. And now let's go to dinner.

[Hallie Batchelder]

I love you so much.

[Unnamed Guest]

Love you.

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