Post Malone: Joining the Mile High Club (FBF)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Call Her Daddy – Episode Featuring Post Malone: "Joining the Mile High Club (FBF)"

Introduction and Concert Invitation

In the "Post Malone: Joining the Mile High Club (FBF)" episode of Call Her Daddy, host Alex Cooper welcomes the global superstar Post Malone for an intimate and humorous conversation. The episode kicks off with Post Malone reaching out to Cooper from Boston, expressing his desire to attend Cooper’s concert together. This unique invitation sets the tone for a relaxed and candid interview atmosphere.

[01:18] Post Malone: "Hi, Daddy gang. I am currently in Boston. Okay. And I'm on my way to the Post Malone concert. And I figured I don't want to go alone. I would love for you to come with me. That's why I got us this limo."

Identity and Artistic Persona

A significant portion of the conversation delves into Post Malone's real name, Austin Post, and the origins of his stage name. Cooper and Malone explore whether "Post" and "Post Malone" represent distinct personas or are simply different facets of the same individual.

[07:17] Austin Post: "I think everything is me, you know? My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator in high school."

This discussion highlights Malone's playful approach to his artistic identity and his desire to maintain authenticity in his public persona.

Touring and Personal Growth

Post Malone reflects on his current tour experiences compared to his early days. He shares his feelings about performing with a band for the first time, emphasizing the camaraderie and reduced loneliness on stage.

[08:12] Austin Post: "It's my first tour with a band, so I'm so. I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited."

Malone candidly discusses the physical toll of touring, mentioning joint fatigue and the challenges of maintaining energy levels as he ages.

[09:39] Austin Post: "I'm super tired. And going on tour now. My knees click, says she's tired."

Humorous Anecdotes and Personal Habits

The interview is peppered with humorous exchanges, particularly surrounding Malone's quirky habits. They joke about his on-stage attire, including jorts and knee braces, and Malone's candid admissions about answering emails while on the toilet—a metaphor Cooper later clarifies.

[16:06] Austin Post: "Emails is just code for shitting."

This lighthearted banter showcases Malone’s down-to-earth personality and his ability to laugh at himself.

Early Life and Overcoming Adversity

Malone opens up about his childhood, describing himself as an introverted and "weird" kid who faced bullying for his unique style and self-expression. His adherence to dressing like his father, despite peer pressure, underscores his commitment to individuality.

[21:19] Austin Post: "Cause my dad's cool. Guys, what the fuck?"

He shares how these experiences fostered his empathy and desire to treat others kindly, contrasting his past struggles with his current philanthropic outlook.

[23:17] Austin Post: "You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool."

Parenthood and Relationship Insights

Post Malone reveals personal details about his engagement and fatherhood, providing a glimpse into his private life. He discusses proposing in Las Vegas, the dynamics of his relationship, and the birth of his daughter.

[51:25] Post Malone: "How old is your daughter now?"

[51:27] Austin Post: "At the time of this interview? 14 months. 14, 15 months."

Malone emphasizes the importance of financial stability in his role as a parent, blending humor with sincerity as he talks about his parenting skills.

[51:52] Austin Post: "Having money? Yeah, for sure. I think as of right now, that is good for the baby and good for the mom."

Creative Process and Album Development

The conversation shifts to Malone’s creative endeavors, particularly his new album, Austin. He describes an accelerated songwriting process, crafting eight songs in seven days, and the collaborative nature of the project. Malone expresses hope that the album resonates with listeners without the pressure of expectations.

[56:21] Austin Post: "The story behind the album is a couple days before tour, we were like, hey, I want to do, like, an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week, and we made like, eight songs in seven days."

He humorously mentions incorporating unconventional recording environments, such as adding a porcelain throne to the studio for accurate vocal recordings.

[58:45] Post Malone: "This is like how I do it. It’s me in my raw form of how I actually do it."

Rapid-Fire Personal Insights

In a rapid-fire segment, Cooper asks Malone a series of personal questions, ranging from his most toxic traits to his biggest fears. Malone openly discusses his struggles with drinking, jealousy, and managing stage fright, offering a raw and honest portrayal of his vulnerabilities.

[32:19] Austin Post: "Drinking and sometimes jealousy. And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger."

He also shares heartfelt advice for listeners facing bullying and encourages self-acceptance.

[23:17] Austin Post: "Just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool. Cause you're fucking cool and no one can tell you shit, really."

Humorous Banter and Audience Engagement

The episode is interspersed with playful banter and light-hearted moments, such as discussions about embarrassing body parts and humorous takes on personal habits. This approach makes the conversation feel intimate and relatable, bridging the gap between celebrities and their audience.

[29:54] Austin Post: "I'm Puff Daddy."

[39:52] Post Malone: "Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead."

Closing Remarks and Future Endeavors

As the interview wraps up, Malone expresses gratitude for the opportunity to connect with Cooper and the Call Her Daddy audience. They briefly touch upon future projects and the ongoing support from Malone’s fanbase.

[62:22] Post Malone: "This is so sweet, guys. Thank you so much. You’re amazing."

Conclusion

This episode of Call Her Daddy offers a multifaceted glimpse into Post Malone’s life, blending humor, vulnerability, and insightful discussions. From his early struggles with bullying and his journey to fatherhood, Malone provides listeners with an authentic and engaging narrative. The candid exchange between Cooper and Malone not only entertains but also inspires, making it a standout episode in the Call Her Daddy series.

Notable Quotes:

• [07:17] Austin Post: "I think everything is me, you know? My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin."

• [23:17] Austin Post: "Just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool."

• [32:19] Austin Post: "Drinking and sometimes jealousy. And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger."

• [39:52] Post Malone: "Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead."

• [62:22] Post Malone: "This is so sweet, guys. Thank you so much. You’re amazing."

This structured and detailed summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, personal insights, and the dynamic between Alex Cooper and Post Malone. It serves as a comprehensive overview for listeners and those who haven't tuned in.

Transcript

[Alex Cooper]

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[Post Malone]

Hi, Daddy gang. I am currently in Boston. Okay. And I'm on my way to the Post Malone concert. And I figured I. I don't want to go alone. I would love for you to come with me. That's why I got us this limo.

[Alex Cooper]

But if we're gonna go to his.

[Post Malone]

Concert, I don't know, I just figured maybe we should also interview him. You want to come? Let's get into it.

[Alex Cooper]

What is up, Daddy gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy.

[Post Malone]

The man of the hour. Come take a seat. I'm going to give you a little hug before. Just because you know good vibes. How are you doing?

[Austin Post]

I'm amazing.

[Alex Cooper]

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[Post Malone]

I guess I should say Post Malone. Welcome to call her daddy.

[Austin Post]

Well, thank you for having me.

[Post Malone]

I am so happy to be here. It's very exciting for me. I've always wanted to meet you.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

You have a fabulous vibe.

[Austin Post]

Thank you very much.

[Post Malone]

We are currently in your dressing room backstage. You're going to perform tonight. We are in Massachusetts, a little outside of Boston.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Do you have any, like, connection to Boston? You have friends in Boston?

[Austin Post]

I have a lot of Patriot fans as friends. Well, friends is a very, like, loose term, I suppose.

[Post Malone]

Oh, yeah. Are you friends with Tom Brady? Is that what you're saying?

[Austin Post]

No, no, just Patriot fans.

[Post Malone]

O.

[Austin Post]

He is a very sweet guy, but a lot of people on the team are, for some reason New England Patriot fans.

[Post Malone]

I love that.

[Austin Post]

It's all Right.

[Post Malone]

I guess it's good.

[Austin Post]

I don't know.

[Post Malone]

You don't like the paths?

[Austin Post]

No, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

No, ma'am. So respectful. No, ma'am. I fucking hate them, ma'am. I actually went to college in Boston. I haven't been back since graduation, so it's kind of like a pretty surreal moment for me. If I knew in college I was ever gonna, you know, interview you, I probably would have shit my pants.

[Austin Post]

Cool. I did shit my pants today.

[Post Malone]

Oh, you did.

[Austin Post]

I wanted to say also, thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule too, so I appreciate you. No, I appreciate you, and I appreciate you waiting as well.

[Post Malone]

I'm. I'm here drinking and relaxing. It's good. It's good vibes. So as I was getting ready for this interview, I was like, okay. I know you typically go by Post, but you have a new album out called Austin.

[Austin Post]

Yes.

[Post Malone]

Which is your first name.

[Austin Post]

Yes, we are.

[Post Malone]

So what's the vibe? Do you want to start going by Austin now?

[Austin Post]

My football coaches used to call me Postie, and that's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want. Except late for dinner.

[Post Malone]

Late for dinner.

[Austin Post]

That's like, my most old man joke of all time.

[Post Malone]

I literally.

[Austin Post]

That's like a joke from, like, the 20th.

[Alex Cooper]

I'm not gonna.

[Austin Post]

It's like a dust bowl joke.

[Post Malone]

I'm not gonna lie. It took me, like, two seconds to register the joke, and now I get it, and so now I'm gonna laugh after the joke.

[Austin Post]

The thing is, there's no joke, really.

[Post Malone]

Okay, so comedy was different. No, no, no, no. It's great comedy. I appreciate you. No, that's interesting. I was talking to someone that's on your team, and he was like, yeah, like, sometimes, like, I'll call him Austin, where we're more private vibe. And then Post, when it's more like, he's Post Malone. He's out there.

[Austin Post]

Oh, you talk to people from the team.

[Post Malone]

Oh, I've been, like, interviewing everyone about you. I'm getting all the T posts. I'm getting all the vibe. So do you think, like, is Austin and Post Malone the same person, or is Post kind of like an alter ego?

[Austin Post]

I think it's a. It's weird to think about. I think it's, everything is me, you know? Everything is me. My name's Austin. Everyone calls me Austin. Whenever I introduce myself, I always say Austin. I think because I got Post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator. Like, in high school, that is what.

[Post Malone]

We need to clarify. So when I was researching, I was like, hold on. Your actual last name is Post? Which I don't think everyone knows. So it's Austin Post. So you put Post as the first, and you're saying you put into a random generator and you got Malone?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am. It just gave me the name. And I said, you know what? That does sound cool. And so I did it. I wanted to name, like, Wiz Khalifa, but it's not nearly as cool as Wiz Khalifa, but it's like. It has two words. So it's kind of like Wiz Khalifa. Yeah.

[Post Malone]

Yeah. It's pretty unique.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

So you're on tour, Obviously, that's where we are right now. How is tour going for you?

[Austin Post]

It is amazeballs. It's my first tour with a band, so I'm so. I'm having so much fun. I'm so excited. And, like, for the longest time, it would just be me on stage, running around, and it was very lonely up there. And so now I can look around, and if, like, I fuck up or anything, I'll just be like, hey, stop. And then the crowd be like, oh, it wasn't him. You know? So that's like, kind of.

[Post Malone]

You're like, I can blame it on everyone else. It's not my fucking fault. I follow my. You're like, my fucking guitar is. What the hell happened?

[Austin Post]

What's this guitar for doing here?

[Post Malone]

So what inspired you to name the tour? If y'all weren't here, I'd be crying.

[Austin Post]

It's true. For the most part. No, not really. Not anymore. I'm actually so happy now. It's super interesting being out on tour for a long time. Cause for a long time, we just ran around the world. Especially when I was, you know, like, younger and I could. And before COVID and all that stuff. And now being back out on tour is hard because I'm old, or I feel old, at least. I'm 28. I just turned 28. That's whenever I started. I was 19 and, like. And I was like. Everybody's like, oh, he's like, 20 years old. And I'm like, yeah, that's. Yeah. But Now I'm like, 28, and no one cares.

[Alex Cooper]

I love it.

[Post Malone]

We're the same age. So am I old?

[Austin Post]

No, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

I feel like 28. Like, we're, like, just getting to our prime. No, you're tired.

[Austin Post]

I'm super tired. And going on tour now. My knees click says, she tired.

[Unknown]

Little money, need a big boy, pull up 20 inch blades like I'm lil toy now it's everybody flocking in a decoy shorty Mixing up the vodka with the Lee Coy.

[Austin Post]

There's a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I mean, I would love. I wanted to go stone cold Steve Austin double leg braces because it's so sick looking. And I wear jorts every show, so it's like perfect.

[Post Malone]

It's a jort stop and then the knee brace.

[Austin Post]

And then knee brace begins. And you're like, why does he wear those? I don't know, but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on. Yeah. I'm like, whoa. They must have, like, they've been through some shit.

[Post Malone]

I feel like you're the only person that could pull off jorts and knee pads or like knee brace vibe.

[Austin Post]

Or just if I did knee pads, that would be badass. And I want to, like, because sometimes I'll hurt my hand because I'm a dumbass and I play in my garage and like stab myself with a knife on accident.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

And then I have to like, wrap my hand and I'm like, oh, I'm so cool.

[Post Malone]

I love it. Okay, so I hope next. Next time I see you, you're gonna be wearing that shit.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am. That didn't answer your question at all.

[Post Malone]

I don't care if we swerve. Like, who gives a shit? We're here to have a good time. Okay. We're getting you ready for your. Your concert. What is on your rider? And actually, can you explain what a rider is? Because some people may have no fucking idea what that means.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am. So there's. There's many schools of thought here. I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer. And I think that's kind of like where the two schools, like, disagree and then. But there's a lot of different arguments that can spread out of that conversation. We won't go there. But a writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not.

[Post Malone]

So list us yours. Come on.

[Austin Post]

The thing about my Ryder is it's not updated. I still get candies that I don't like. Oh, it's not that I don't like, but for the longest time we had gummy bears. Like Haribo gummy bears, which are fine, but if you eat. You eat them every day for like two years straight. Yeah.

[Post Malone]

Tastes like Madison.

[Austin Post]

I want black forest gummy bears. I want to switch it up, but for now we have red cups. I gotta look over there. We have emergency post.

[Post Malone]

Why don't you just read? What do you like? What do you wish was in here?

[Austin Post]

I prefer on my writer. Like a stack of like a million dollars cash would be very bitchin'they.

[Post Malone]

Don't give a shit about you. I guess that's what I heard. Old man vibes. It's like, it's over. I gotta go home.

[Austin Post]

His knees click. We don't fucking care. Just eat the fucking Haribo gummyberries.

[Post Malone]

Do you think you're high maintenance or low maintenance?

[Austin Post]

I consider myself low maintenance, I think.

[Post Malone]

Do you think if I asked your team they would agree?

[Austin Post]

Ah, yes, yes, I think so. I don't know because I'm at the core of everything. I'm super simple. I need a beer, I need cigarettes and I need two hours in the bathroom to answer emails.

[Post Malone]

That's it.

[Austin Post]

That's all I need, I think. And then a little bit of beer pong. But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls. Like very specific cups and balls. Because the way and a lot of the, you know, there's a lot of different cups and balls out there.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

And sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I've had enough.

[Post Malone]

You take your beer pong very seriously.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am. And I've gotten worse. As I've gotten worse. I used to be so good.

[Post Malone]

Yeah. Wait, I was talking to Bobby and he was like, you know, he's so good. You're bad now.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, I'm bad.

[Post Malone]

I feel like that's also a facade.

[Austin Post]

I'm so bad.

[Post Malone]

You're saying that. And then we're gonna go in there and you're gonna be playing and you're gonna be better than everyone. Are you super. Before you go on stage, like, is there anything specific you have to do? Or you're like, holy fuck, my day's ruined.

[Austin Post]

Well, answering the emails is very important.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

We're doing tonight. Noah's coming out. Oh, well, this is in the future.

[Post Malone]

It's fine. Yeah. Okay.

[Austin Post]

Okay. Well, in Boston, Noah Khan came out and we were talking about inventing diapers for performers because you never know. You hit the wrong move and it just. It's Vesuvius.

[Post Malone]

It's gonna go.

[Austin Post]

Yeah. It's apocalypse, it's Yellowstone level eruption sometimes.

[Post Malone]

Does that happen to you often?

[Austin Post]

No, it's never happened to me. Let's just make this very clear. It's never. I wanna look at every camera and say, it's never happened to me. But if it does happen, that's like night. That's a nightmare. Yeah, that's like a nightmare.

[Post Malone]

One could assume that you would. Since you were like, I've been really thinking about inventing these diapers. As if this is, like, a serious, like, sewage problem for you, where you're, like, just letting it rip.

[Austin Post]

Well, then there's the whole thing, because that. Then think of what I could do with that. Two hours.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there. Sometimes I'll. I mean, all the best lyrics are written on the 100%.

[Post Malone]

Yeah. Can we clarify for a minute? So what I've heard is you do some of your best songwriting on shrooms and on the toilet.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Alex Cooper]

Well, that's what I was gonna say.

[Post Malone]

Like, let's. Let's. Let's talk about it. Are you taking shrooms and then camping out in the bathroom? Like, are these two things together or are they kind of like separate ventures?

[Austin Post]

They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of. I've had some of the meanest shits in my entire life off the shrooms and just beer. It's. Cause it'll be like beer. Like, whenever I was a kid too, it'd be like beer and shrooms for, like, four days and not eating anything. And I will be like, guys, I'm gonna die right now.

[Post Malone]

You're shitting your br.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, it's terrible.

[Post Malone]

Skinny Legend. You're like, it all.

[Austin Post]

Just call me. I lost, like 10 pounds from this one trip once. No. Wow. But it's crazy because one point, it just knocks on fucking hell's Gate and you're like, okay, we need to open the floodgates now.

[Post Malone]

We need to take care of this.

[Austin Post]

This is a problem.

[Post Malone]

You keep talking about doing emails. Do you not have someone to do your emails for you?

[Austin Post]

Emails is just code for shitting. Answering emails is just code for shitting.

[Post Malone]

I didn't know if you're actually sitting doing emails while you're taking a shit.

[Austin Post]

Sometimes I'll answ some emails I do on tour. It's hard to, like, bring gaming consoles and stuff. And I'm pretty huge pro gamer, so I do a lot of online shopping and everybody thinks every order I place is fake.

[Post Malone]

But you're, like, really shopping in there while you're shitting.

[Austin Post]

It's me. And then they call me or you.

[Post Malone]

Put your name on the order.

[Austin Post]

I have to.

[Post Malone]

No, you don't.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, I do, because they call me and they're like, hey, we've had a lot of fraud, and we want to say. They even call me about my billing address not matching up with, like, my home address and stuff. And I talk little. Do they know I'm totally on the can, and I have to run, like, a white noise machine or a little bit of water, and I have to specifically get up and turn it off and then sit back down just so they don't think, like, I'm in. And I know sometimes they can tell with, like, the reverb. Because what's interesting about a bathroom, you can definitely tell if you're on speakerphone. You can definitely tell if someone's in the bathroom and then in pictures. For some reason, if you send someone a picture, like a selfie while you're shitting, there's no way that you don't know they're on the toilet. It's like an angle or something.

[Post Malone]

Are you often taking selfies while you're shitting?

[Austin Post]

No, but if I do, who would.

[Post Malone]

You send a selfie to while you were taking a shit?

[Austin Post]

I don't like a. Like, I have a bunch of, like, ex seal buddies and ranger buddies, and they do it all the time. They're like, hey, just take it a shit. What's poppin? And I'm like, all right. Yeah, me too. You know what? Fuck it. Let's do it.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, it gives you, like, a little extra hair on your chest. You're like, I'm feeling myself doing shit.

[Austin Post]

It's just like, this is kind of what boys do. This is what we do. Send each other shitty selfies.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, I like that for you.

[Austin Post]

And then Dre will FaceTime. My manager will FaceTime me or something, and I'll be like, hey, you know what? Hey, what's going on? And he can definitely. You can definitely tell on FaceTime.

[Post Malone]

It's always such a pleasure to sit down with people, because you never know where an interview's gonna go. And, like, what I love about Call Her Daddy is like, usually it has one vibe, but today it's like, today we're talking about shit and like this. But it's comedy. You're bringing the comedy. I love it.

[Austin Post]

You can say this interview really went in. In the can.

[Post Malone]

It went in the can. Okay, I want to take a step back. Before you were post Malone, you were just Austin. What were you like as a kid?

[Austin Post]

Um, weird.

[Post Malone]

Mm.

[Austin Post]

Weird. I've always been like. I don't know. I've always been kind of an introverted kid. But then, you know, I loved express. I love making music forever. I love playing games. I love hanging. I, like, I had a small group. Group of friends. We would just go over to my buddy's house every day and just play games and stuff and. I don't know.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

Weird. A little weirdo.

[Post Malone]

When you. When you say you're a little weirdo back then, is there like a memory or something, like a story that comes to mind that you can help us, like, kind of describe you as a younger kid?

[Austin Post]

That's a hard question. I remember I grew my hair long. I wore the tightest crew jeans I could find. And crew was the shit. It was like the crews and the fallen purple Fallen shoes with the fat laces. And I would go. I don't know. And then I started. Everybody started, like, Goodwilling and, like. And going to, like, the stores to go grab, like, old penny loafers and shit, like, and we just. Yeah, thrifting. I don't know why I couldn't think of that word.

[Post Malone]

It's okay. I got you. I'm here.

[Austin Post]

Thank you very much.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, of course.

[Austin Post]

But, yeah, we would just go run around and play games and I don't know if there's a specific memory. I know everybody's like, oh, I'm quirky, I'm zany. You know, I'm wacky.

[Post Malone]

But you're just like, I was a weirdo.

[Austin Post]

I don't know.

[Post Malone]

I just.

[Austin Post]

Me. Yeah. That's the whole thing, you know, I moved when I was 9, and then, like, I used to get bullied a whole bunch in school.

[Post Malone]

For what?

[Austin Post]

For, I guess, like, dressing the way I did and stuff, like. Cause I was like. We wore skinny jeans and all that stuff. And that was like, just like, kind of a new deal.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

And I don't know, but people throw gum in my beautiful hair. I had beautiful hair. I had to cut it all off.

[Post Malone]

You'd cut it off because there was so much gum in your hair?

[Austin Post]

No, no. There's way too much gum in my hair. This is becoming a problem. But I was safer. I was safer because the gum would harden. And so if, like, I fell off the skateboard or something.

[Post Malone]

Right. Like, after that post, would have so much gum in his hair because the entire class would throw gum. And if you fell, it was more of, like, a little rebound thing. Like, you were chill.

[Austin Post]

I was. I was not throwing gum every day.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

Just occasionally.

[Post Malone]

Oh, there's that fucker.

[Austin Post]

Listen, with the gum. What is that? Trident Layers. That's good shit. That'll get stuck. Super good.

[Post Malone]

So you wore skinny jeans. Do you think that was the gist of why you were getting bullied?

[Austin Post]

No, I don't know. I think it was always. Because I was. I always wanted to be myself, I guess. And we all know high school is super high school, middle school, high school. And when I was a kid, too, this didn't start me off good at all. Cause I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slicked my hair back. Cause I saw my dad go to work, and I was like, you know what? That dude's cool as fuck. So I want to do that, too.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, I could see that. Like, the kids be like, why the fuck are you wearing slacks? And you're like, cause my dad does.

[Austin Post]

Be like, Cause my dad's cool. Guys, what the fuck?

[Post Malone]

Like, well, we're in middle school and high school, so, like, literally, get it together.

[Austin Post]

I remember for one year, my school tried out a uniform, and I was already Gucci. I was like, I didn't have to change shit.

[Post Malone]

Like, this is. This is like, I wake up and put this shit on a Saturday, motherfucker. It's like, this is me.

[Austin Post]

These are my PJs.

[Post Malone]

Dude, it's so fucked how mean kids are at my age. Like, I also got bullied, and I've talked about on my show, but I'm like, people were so mean. And that, like, sticks with you. And I feel like it's interesting because now I feel like people know in the industry and just your fans, like, you are now known for having, like, the sweetest, kindest heart. You're so sweet to people. And I wonder, like, is. Is any of that because you don't want people to feel the way that you were treated?

[Austin Post]

Well, yeah, I always. I always think about that, too. And I know. I think, like, it keeps me up. Some nights, it'll be. It'll be like, say I was at dinner or something, and I'm in the middle of taking a bite, and someone will say, hey, can I have a picture with you? And I'll be like, yeah. And I'll get up, and I won't be as energetic as I used to be because I want to eat, too, you know?

[Post Malone]

Of course.

[Austin Post]

And I always think. And I'm like, man, I could have been so much kinder in that situation. And that kind of drives me nuts, because I know how it feels to meet someone, and especially, I guess, someone that you either Know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever. And I know how that feels for them to be a total asshole. And I never. That's kind of like what drove me, I guess, to that. I don't want anybody. It only takes one second out of your day to be nice.

[Post Malone]

Totally. Do you have any advice for anyone that is like, damn posts. I relate to you of like feeling like an outsider or feeling like maybe they don't fit in and they're kind of getting bullied. Like, do you have any advice? Any wisdom?

[Austin Post]

Well, I guess. Well, I don't know about wisdom, but yeah, I mean, coming. Coming from. From. From that and just really like. You are so fucking cool. You are so fucking cool. Even if no one thinks you're fucking cool, you're super fucking cool. I guess that's it. I mean, at the end of the day, you. You're only one person your whole life. And you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody. And a lot of people don't really understand that, I guess especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid. And I'm not going to say I understand why kids bully people, but, you know, it's hard being a kid and people go through shit every day. You know, just keep being yourself. Just keep being fucking cool. Cause you're fucking cool and no one can tell you shit, really.

[Post Malone]

For example, you're pretty fucking cool.

[Austin Post]

Thank you very much.

[Post Malone]

Look, no gum anymore.

[Austin Post]

No gum.

[Post Malone]

Shorter hair. Looking great.

[Austin Post]

Thank you very much.

[Post Malone]

Okay, I'm gonna ask you some rapid fire questions, okay? And post, I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this.

[Austin Post]

Okay?

[Post Malone]

Okay. Here we.

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[Post Malone]

Boom.

[Alex Cooper]

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[Post Malone]

Okay?

[Alex Cooper]

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[Post Malone]

Okay?

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[Post Malone]

Who is your best friend in the industry?

[Austin Post]

Oh, shit. Lewis Bell.

[Post Malone]

You have to get rid of one tat. Which are you removing.

[Austin Post]

For my mommy? Something on my face.

[Post Malone]

That's fair. Hi, mom.

[Austin Post]

She's here tonight.

[Post Malone]

Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely, lovely.

[Austin Post]

You should. You can hang out with her as long as you want.

[Post Malone]

Okay. Okay. What is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore?

[Austin Post]

Ah, my nipples. I have poofy nipples.

[Post Malone]

Poofy. That sounds cute.

[Austin Post]

It's not cute.

[Post Malone]

Oh, okay.

[Austin Post]

It's not cute.

[Post Malone]

It's not cute. If I can get stupid. They're tough.

[Austin Post]

They're tough.

[Post Malone]

Do you. Did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were puffy?

[Austin Post]

Why would. Yeah, they always gave me about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff. I don't get why. I don't understand this.

[Post Malone]

Just a little Puff Daddy.

[Austin Post]

They're just. I'm Puff Daddy.

[Post Malone]

Okay?

[Austin Post]

That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples?

[Post Malone]

He is Puffy Nipples.

[Alex Cooper]

You and Puff Daddy.

[Post Malone]

One thing in common, Puffy Nipples, bitch.

[Austin Post]

He's just way richer than me.

[Post Malone]

Stop. Stop. Okay. Puffy Nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate. This episode's gonna be Post Malone featuring Puffy Nipples. This is good. That is good. Okay. Have you ever joined the Mile High club?

[Austin Post]

Not all the way, huh?

[Post Malone]

Like a little finger bang or like you couldn't come?

[Austin Post]

Oh, no, definitely, definitely bust. Is that a fun to say?

[Post Malone]

This is. Call her daddy. We talk a lot about sax here. Yeah.

[Austin Post]

Okay. Yeah, definitely bust. But no like coitus.

[Post Malone]

Okay?

[Austin Post]

Not full coitus.

[Post Malone]

Okay, that's good.

[Austin Post]

Thank you for.

[Post Malone]

This is good.

[Austin Post]

And here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why. I know it's supposed to be rapid fire, but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all, that's when the turbulence starts. Because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have the poop Walk so I can tell they're gonna be back there. And I'm like, get back in your seat. It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?

[Post Malone]

No, no, no. I. I agree with you and I understand that. Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane?

[Austin Post]

I have never shit on an airplane.

[Post Malone]

I have never either. And you know what? I know it's kind of gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode is all shit. I was on the airplane, and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane and you're just like. Like, clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking.

[Austin Post]

I'm not gonna lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before. Multiple times. And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down because they're like, that's not like a natural smell. So it's gonna be like jet fuel burning or something.

[Post Malone]

It's. But I. I have never shit on an airplane either. And I think it's like, there is a level of controllability in there. You know what I mean? But would you rather take someone take a shit or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

[Austin Post]

Well, you know, I feel like for a. Well, look who he has here. If it isn't jet fue on the airplane making everybody think it's going down. No, I mean, I feel like during COVID even then we might not even have that problem. So I'd let him rip all the fucking time. He can't smell shit. And if the N95s are that effective, you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts. And they're not shitty, by the way. Stinky farts.

[Post Malone]

Your little stinkers weren't getting through. It's almost like the motherfuckers that were wearing the ones that weren't thop thick. It's like, well, shame on you. You deserve the fart.

[Austin Post]

Well, usually what I do, you know, whatever area I'm in, I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the twisting filters. So they're like, really? And I'll just say, hey, guys, this is just in case. And then everybody's usually pretty receptive to it. They're like, thank you.

[Post Malone]

I appreciate the strategy you put into letting it go. Okay, what is your most toxic trait?

[Austin Post]

I have a bunch of those.

[Post Malone]

Share with the class.

[Austin Post]

Drinking. I mean, Drinking and drinking and sometimes jealousy. And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger, which is. Which is something.

[Post Malone]

Jealousy as in relationships?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

You know, the fiance's like, I'm just chilling in the room.

[Austin Post]

And you're like, what are you doing?

[Post Malone]

Yeah. You're giving a little jealous vibe.

[Austin Post]

I am right now.

[Post Malone]

No, no, no, no. Just like I was asking. Yeah, I can tell you.

[Austin Post]

I think jealous. Everybody's gonna be jealous after watching this. Cause they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

[Post Malone]

No, exactly. You're just letting it rip, literally. Okay, so you're jealous. You're jealous with your woman. A little. Okay. But that shows you care.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, well, I guess that's.

[Post Malone]

That's a good way to look at it.

[Austin Post]

I guess that's a way to look at it.

[Post Malone]

She wouldn't say it.

[Austin Post]

Well, that's a good way to look at it. I never, you know, necessarily to be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and where in like, how insecure I am. So that's. Yeah, I don't know nothing like absolutely wild, but it's just like, you know, I just. I want to feel loved. You know what I mean? I guess that's what it is. Like many humans.

[Post Malone]

And you're drinking. Are you working on it or you're like, cool with it? You just are aware?

[Austin Post]

I am working on it. I used to drink because I was sad. Now I drink drink for shows and because I'm happy. It's hard getting out there and I get so shy and timid and shit. So I just drink a little bit to, I guess cope with that and be able to get my liquid courage, Literally.

[Post Malone]

That's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like post, you're busting out dance moves that. It's like you're just like in your own world up there. I would don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there.

[Austin Post]

Oh, well, that's, you know, that's. Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. It's. It's. You think these dance moves just. These come. They're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, you're like, I'm actually just hammered. And that's why I feel comfortable busting my jorts.

[Austin Post]

That's exactly what it is. Braces.

[Post Malone]

Exactly. Please put those on before the show tonight. What is a purchase? You blew too much Money on and regret. Regret or you blew too much money on and you're aware but you don't.

[Austin Post]

Give a. I bought the Lord of the Rings magic card.

[Alex Cooper]

Oh.

[Post Malone]

Do you want to tell me how much that was?

[Austin Post]

$2 million.

[Post Malone]

Where is it?

[Austin Post]

Don't make me regret it right now.

[Post Malone]

Oh, you were saying you don't regret.

[Austin Post]

It because I was like, no, I definitely. I definitely don't regret it.

[Post Malone]

Oh, where is it now?

[Austin Post]

It is. Well, I guess right now, since this is in the future. I have it already. Would you like to see it?

[Post Malone]

Oh, yes. Can't wait.

[Austin Post]

We'll do it off camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Post Malone]

$2 million on a fucking card.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Wow. So you really like Lord of the Rings?

[Austin Post]

I like Lord of the Rings and Magic the Gathering.

[Post Malone]

Do you like Frodo?

[Austin Post]

I'm down with Frodo. I think he's cool. He's a flawed character, but we all are. And I like his feet.

[Post Malone]

Oh.

[Austin Post]

Not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool how he lets. He's walking around like the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet. And I'm like, that's fucking cool.

[Post Malone]

Yeah. I appreciate you clarifying because I think on this show people would think you were like, oh, I jerk off to Frodo's feet. That's the vibe this show would give. So it's good you clarified.

[Austin Post]

Answering emails can mean a lot of things.

[Post Malone]

Exactly, exactly. Okay. $2 million for a fucking car. Damn. How old were you when you lost your virginity? You can be honest.

[Austin Post]

What counts?

[Post Malone]

You putting your dick in something.

[Austin Post]

In something?

[Post Malone]

Well, I didn't know.

[Austin Post]

Oh, okay.

[Post Malone]

In something or a V, but well, first.

[Austin Post]

Whoa.

[Unknown]

All right, all right.

[Post Malone]

No, no, no. Are you. Do you like women? Specifically?

[Austin Post]

Yes.

[Post Malone]

Okay, so. So a V then a vagina.

[Austin Post]

Okay.

[Post Malone]

What's the first time you put your dick in a vagina?

[Austin Post]

I thought it was like. Like he was like, when's the. Oh, first time for anal? And I'm like, whoa, fuck.

[Post Malone]

Oh, we can go there too.

[Austin Post]

When's the first time?

[Post Malone]

First time you can be. Let's go. Here we go.

[Austin Post]

Post. Woo. Let her rip. Oh, fuck. September 08. No, that's from the other guys. That was his first desk pop. I don't know. Question was age. Age 17.

[Post Malone]

17. What about the bum hole?

[Austin Post]

No. Fuck, not till a couple years later.

[Post Malone]

What was the experience like for me?

[Austin Post]

Very cool. It was a crazy thing. You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid, and I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. I want to try this shit.

[Post Malone]

Did she shit on your dick or. No, you were okay.

[Austin Post]

No, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

No, ma'am.

[Austin Post]

No, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

No, ma'am. Okay, we're moving on. He kept it clean. It was clean when you pulled out. You were okay? You weren't traumatized?

[Austin Post]

No, I was not.

[Post Malone]

It sounds like you're saying she was, though.

[Austin Post]

No, but I can never. I can never, like, speak on behalf of. Be like, we talk and be like, yeah, everything's great. But then, like. Like, I don't know. Like, is this normal?

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

Have. You know. Not again with the. Whatever.

[Post Malone]

You wouldn't do it again?

[Austin Post]

No, no, I would. I mean, I would. Oh, but not with the same lady.

[Post Malone]

Totally, totally. You have a lady.

[Austin Post]

No. Understood. But, like, right? This was like, not with the same lady. We never did it again. Does that make sense?

[Post Malone]

Oh, got it, got it, got it. Yes, yes.

[Austin Post]

I can only speak on my behalf.

[Post Malone]

No, this is good.

[Austin Post]

I was gung ho, though.

[Post Malone]

You're like, I was having a great fucking time. Anyways, what is your biggest fear?

[Austin Post]

I hate airplanes. But that's not a biggest fear. That's a cop out. But I guess not being able to be there for my baby, which is a new fear. But, yeah, that's why I tried to slow down on drinking, to take better care of my body. I stopped drinking sodas and stuff. And I remember I went to the doctor and they said, hey, man, your liver sucks. And I was like, all right, so how do we fix it? And so we're fixing it.

[Post Malone]

You're working on it?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

What's the most awkward interaction you've had with another celebrity?

[Austin Post]

I don't necessarily remember, but I remember there's one gentleman I know who doesn't drink, and I saw him after a couple years, and I was roasted, and I was like, hey, man, what are you drinking? He's like, I don't drink. And I'm like, oh, dude, I'm so sorry. That's like. That's a bad feeling for me. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man.

[Post Malone]

I get it. I get it. You're like, why did I just say that? But, like, I'm sure they get that all the time, so that's okay. But I get what you're. It's. In a moment, you're like, fuck me.

[Austin Post]

Yes. Yeah. I'll be like, yeah. That's like. Then that shit keeps you up. You're like, oh, man. I got.

[Post Malone]

Why'd I Do that. I'm sorry, dude. Aw. You're a nice guy, though. You, like, care. What? You can affect people.

[Austin Post]

Everyone can. That's why. Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

[Post Malone]

Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Let's put that on a T shirt.

[Austin Post]

Okay.

[Post Malone]

You're forced to dress up and role play in the bedroom.

[Austin Post]

Okay.

[Post Malone]

What are you dressing up as?

[Austin Post]

Well, I guess, Frodo. Now we have to go on theme here.

[Post Malone]

You got to keep it consistent.

[Austin Post]

It has to be either Frodo or Sauron. Oh, that'd be so badass. I'll put on stilts and be, like, 10ft tall, like Sauron.

[Post Malone]

Do you think that would get your woman turned on?

[Austin Post]

No, ma'am. Not even in the. There is no life in the void. And she's like, what the fuck are you doing?

[Post Malone]

Like, it couldn't be more driving. You're literally disgusting me right now. What is happening? You're freaking me out. You're on stilts. Pose coming in.

[Austin Post]

Then she'll show me Sauron's eye. That's a coochie. That's like the nickname bear for the coochie.

[Post Malone]

Got it. And she just spread herself and be like, I guess this is girl play. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Austin Post]

But then we don't even have sex. I just, like, practice my mace moves. Chuck, watch this.

[Post Malone]

I'm kind of picturing. This is good, too, because it's giving, like, a full idea of, like, what your sex is like. Do you know what I mean? Like, people are gonna. Ooh, this is good. Like, he's on stilts. Like. Sure. The whole thing. It's. It's good. This is sexy.

[Austin Post]

Or Captain Price from Call of Duty.

[Post Malone]

Wow. You're. This is very specific. You learn something new every day. This is really good. When's the last time you cried?

[Austin Post]

That's been a long time.

[Post Malone]

That's a lie.

[Austin Post]

That's been a long time.

[Post Malone]

Someone told me that you were crying yesterday.

[Austin Post]

I didn't cry yesterday.

[Post Malone]

Do you cry on stage?

[Austin Post]

No one saw me yesterday. I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry.

[Post Malone]

Almost.

[Austin Post]

That's sweat, dude. It's fucking hot. It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot. I didn't cry in, like, fucking six fucking years.

[Post Malone]

Well, if you were to cry recently, what would you be crying over?

[Austin Post]

I actually, I. I find it harder now. You kind of get. I don't know. You do it for so long and you kind of lose. Like, it's sad, but you kind of, like, super calloused to shit. Yeah, I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit. And now I'm just like, hey, man. Well, you don't. You haven't met me. I think you might like me if we got to hang out, you know? But it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore. But I did cry the other, like, last tour because my baby started blowing kisses, and it's really cute, so.

[Post Malone]

They're happy tears, Po.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, happy tears.

[Post Malone]

That's great. That's great. Well, this is a quick little transition. We were talking about your baby blowing kisses. Just pretend that didn't happen for a second. What's your go to porn search words?

[Austin Post]

Frodo feet, Legolas wig, Sauron Mayskill's Captain Price, and the Prone Cruise Missile 5 kill streak. These are all. I usually put them all in one, and you'd be surprised if some of the crazy shit comes out of that. Wow. No, I don't know. I mean, I kind of just go to, like, Daily selection.

[Post Malone]

The daily trend.

[Austin Post]

Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, because they. They spend a lot of time on the algorithm, I think. And I think, you know, like, a lot of people are on these sites, so, I mean, something must be right there. Check it out.

[Post Malone]

Totally.

[Austin Post]

Then you get like, 10 pages on there. So you can be like, go to page five today. Or you roll a dice, you roll a D12 or a D20, and see if you see what page you should go to.

[Post Malone]

I'm picturing you on pornhub. Like, what's today's selection? This is interesting. You're kind of like, down crack some.

[Austin Post]

Wine, open, like, a nice bottle and just candles and put Lord of the Rings. It usually takes me, like, 12 hours. My whole, like, crank sesh. Oh, so I can watch all the Lord of the Rings in that time period?

[Post Malone]

Yep. And is that how long you would last during sex?

[Austin Post]

No, how drunk am.

[Post Malone]

What if you're sober?

[Austin Post]

30 seconds?

[Post Malone]

Okay. What if you've had. What if you had. What if you've had seven beers?

[Austin Post]

Bump that up to a cool minute 30.

[Post Malone]

Okay. And what if we're working at, like, a 20 beer crazy night?

[Austin Post]

Yeah, I'll go. That's when the machine turns on. That's when it's all finally. It's all finally lubricated. And you just keep going and be like, how? I'd be like, I don't know, let's go.

[Post Malone]

You're in your pride time. You, like, go call the doctor. What's your favorite Sex position, Missionary.

[Austin Post]

Of course.

[Alex Cooper]

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[Post Malone]

You keep it pretty locked down with your personal life.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Which I think is great. But again, this is. Call her daddy. So I'm gonna like, ask you a couple questions. You answer how you're comfortable.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

You're engaged?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Or are you married and you secretly haven't told anyone?

[Austin Post]

I'm not married.

[Post Malone]

You're not married, you're engaged. How long have you been engaged?

[Austin Post]

Two years.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

Yeah. I met a guy the other day and he was like, I just got married after 21 years. And I'm like, oh, sick. Please don't tell her that.

[Post Malone]

We got you. We got you. What would a Post Malone wedding look like?

[Austin Post]

Bitching.

[Post Malone]

Bitching.

[Austin Post]

Yep. Absolutely. I don't know. I'd imagine an ice loosh for bruise. That's just steady going. And it just. It keeps. Keeps being. Beer keeps being poured into it, and all my buddies are, like, super down for the cause, so they just go and take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going. Dance moves are going to be hopefully popping. I don't know. I'd imagine everything rustic modern.

[Post Malone]

Jorts, but, like, wedding Jordans.

[Austin Post]

Lots of camouflage.

[Post Malone]

Oh.

[Austin Post]

Oh, well, yeah. Fuck rustic modern. I think we just do everything camouflage.

[Post Malone]

I think.

[Austin Post]

Yeah. I think that sounds amazing.

[Post Malone]

Would you wear a camo suit?

[Austin Post]

Sure. Fuck, yeah.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

I actually have a camo tuxedo.

[Post Malone]

And you're wearing camo Crocs?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Very trendy.

[Austin Post]

Super trendy.

[Post Malone]

Very cool.

[Austin Post]

But I wear it for the utilitarian purposes.

[Post Malone]

Okay, cool. How did you propose?

[Austin Post]

In Vegas. But we got married. Just a proposal.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

And I had lost a significant amount of money at the table, and we go upstairs and I'm like, off my rocker, hammered. And I was like, hey, you wanna marry me? I got a ring and all this stuff. And then she said no. She's like, ask me tomorrow. And I was like, all right. Yeah. And then I did, and I was sober, and it was nice.

[Post Malone]

I fucking love her for that.

[Austin Post]

Yeah.

[Post Malone]

She's like, be fucking sober.

[Austin Post]

She's a beast.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

She was right. I mean, you know, I. I knew. I knew.

[Post Malone]

You did.

[Austin Post]

I knew. I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess.

[Post Malone]

How did you know? Like, what is something about her? Because I know you keep your Relationship private. Like, what's something that you, like, knew you were in love with this person.

[Austin Post]

I could tell, which is really cool. I could tell her heart is so massive, and I. I've always wanted kids and, like a. A. A big family. And I could tell she was going to be a really good mama, and she's like, number one mom in the universe.

[Post Malone]

Are any of your songs about her? Her?

[Austin Post]

They're not out yet.

[Post Malone]

Is it going to be on the new album?

[Austin Post]

No, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

So you've written some, but no one's heard them. No one's heard them, but she.

[Austin Post]

Because that's. I don't know. That's a scary. I feel like I don't know a lot of the songs. I do a lot of songs I write for her. I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy, like, about, like. I know, it's terrible. I know.

[Post Malone]

If I was her, I would force you to sit down and be like, play it.

[Austin Post]

Oh, we do have a guitar.

[Post Malone]

Would you play?

[Austin Post]

All right, I'll play. I'll play. It's. It's like. Like 25 songs, so I hope you guys are ready.

[Post Malone]

No, stop. No, stop. You can't get us that excited. My heart got excited. Okay, so. But you've written songs about her, but you just don't release them right now?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Okay, so you're now a dad.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Which is so exciting.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

How old is your daughter now?

[Austin Post]

At the time of this interview? 14 months. 14, 15 months.

[Post Malone]

Congratulations.

[Austin Post]

Thank you very much.

[Post Malone]

What is Papa Post like?

[Austin Post]

It was cool. Very cool. Very handsome. My dad, when I was a kid, he would always play me, like, really heavy music, and I love heavy music. The other day I put on a Godsmack song and I was like. Started rocking, and she was like. And it was really cute.

[Post Malone]

So that must have made you really happy.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, that made me really happy.

[Post Malone]

What do you think is your best dad Skill?

[Austin Post]

Having money?

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, for sure. I think as of right now, that is good for the baby and good for the mom. And I think that's about the only skill I have, really. Sometimes I'll play guitar with her, which is all right. Skill. But they're like, put the fucking guitar away. I want the new Fisher Price deal.

[Post Malone]

You're like, here's my mx. God bless you all.

[Austin Post]

I think the baby knows the code. That'll be our first word is my credit card number. Yep. What's okay now? What's the expiration? Very good. Okay, dude, dude, that's so good.

[Post Malone]

You're bringing the dough. You know, you're self aware post. Okay.

[Austin Post]

Hey, look, I'm the happiest I've ever been, so, you know, if I. I'm so happy for you, I'll pay all the money in the world.

[Post Malone]

It's amazing. What's a lesson that your parents kind of taught you growing up that you want to make sure that you pass on to your daughter?

[Austin Post]

Well, my dad said you can't make everyone happy, which is a good. Which is a good lesson. I still struggle with that because I try to be. And being kind is totally different than making someone happy. But, you know, if there's. You ever have a problem with your parents or a friend or something, they'll understand and you understand and just kind of be patient with the situation.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

And kind of hypocritical at some times, but I guess that's. That's just be yourself and you. You can't make everyone happy, especially in. Sorry.

[Post Malone]

No, you're fine. I agree with everything you're saying, and I think it's a good approach to life. What do you think is the biggest misconception about you?

[Austin Post]

Small nipples? You're like Puff Daddy and Puff and Puffy Nips. You guys know my new record? No. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs. Okay, I'm not on drugs.

[Post Malone]

Okay. It's good to clarify. No, maybe you don't even have to.

[Austin Post]

Well, that's. I just spoke to somebody about this, and it's interesting having everybody in your life all the time. And like, I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because, like, you know, especially with the baby and. And I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do. Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people, you know, here's my baby. Like, just right out of the coochie, here she is, here they are. And I'm like, well, you know how, you know, the baby wanted to do that?

[Post Malone]

You know, Trust me, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Like, let the kid decide.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, well, that's the whole deal. And so, like, I try to maintain that, that whole deal, but people can see me on stage and they take. Might take my dance moves. People are like, this is. Hey, this is what meth looks like. I'm like, I'm not a meth.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, I think it's.

[Austin Post]

Unless it's in Pedialyte. Is it in Pedialyte? Is it in macaroni and cheese?

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

Cause I'm definitely on meth if it's in macaroni and cheese.

[Post Malone]

But does that get annoying, though, that, like, how do you decide when you're like, fuck, should I not speak up on this? Or you're like, hi, I'm not on fucking drugs.

[Austin Post]

Respectfully, I don't owe anybody an explanation for anything. Yeah. But I can tell that there is genuine care.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

And it's not. Everybody is not just the guy that's like, okay, kids, this is what meth looks like. Don't be like, this fucking guy. But there is people who genuinely care, you know? And I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease. There's so much love in my fan base, and it's super cool, but you always get those motherfuckers, like, fuck this guy, you know?

[Post Malone]

But it is interesting, though, when you say that post, because in the same interview, you're saying, I've never been happier. And people think you're on meth.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

So this is kind of nice to me.

[Austin Post]

It's kind of a fine line.

[Post Malone]

Yeah. It's kind of interesting. You're like, I have never been happier. And everyone's like, but you're on meth.

[Austin Post]

Yeah.

[Post Malone]

Like, you can think that I'm happy.

[Austin Post]

Well. And they can think. At the end of the day, they're going to think whatever they want. Even after I was like, hey, guys, I'm not on drugs. People are like, that's exactly what someone on drugs would say. Okay, great. Okay, whatever. I said what I. Yeah, you tried. And I'm happiest I've ever been. Not on drugs. Like a good beer, like to smoke, cigarettes, hanging out.

[Post Malone]

We'd love it. Your new album, Austin, by the time this comes out, it will be out. What is the story behind the album?

[Austin Post]

The story behind the album is a couple days before tour, we were like, hey, I want to do, like, an acoustic project. So we went and we rented out Henson for a week, and we made like, eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there. Can I have a brewski?

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

Thank you. I'm so sorry.

[Post Malone]

Wait. No, you're fine. Wait, you did eight songs in seven days?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Is that normal?

[Austin Post]

Sometimes. Sometimes it is. They're not good for the most part. Whenever we do that. Yes, please. Thank you. Bobby. Sorry. God damn it.

[Post Malone]

Ben.

[Austin Post]

Yeah, Ben. Ben is usually grabbing the beers, but it's Bobby. But it's Bobby in here. Hi, Bobby.

[Post Malone]

Hi.

[Austin Post]

Hi. Hi, Bobby. Yeah, Bobby, when was your first analysis?

[Post Malone]

Let's talk about your sandwiches.

[Austin Post]

Thank you so much. Yeah, guys, check out Bobby's or Bobbo's if you're ever in. If you have in Joycey Jersey.

[Post Malone]

Okay, so eight songs, seven days.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

And you said usually that turns out bad, but.

[Austin Post]

Well, yeah, because you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there. But it was. It was so much fun. And we had so much fun. And it was originally supposed to be just me and a guitar. And then we were like, oh, fuck it. This song would be bitching with drums on it. And so we just kept making a whole album. And we finished. The whole album was made in like, musically, like recording wise, like three weeks total. So it was cool.

[Post Malone]

How do you want your fans to feel about this album?

[Austin Post]

I just hope they don't think it sucks. That's usually the consensus amongst the team. Like, does this suck? And I don't think it sucks, but it's really cool. I felt a lot of space. It was written by me and three other dudes completely. Well, besides, we had some really super talented guest writers. And I wouldn't even call them guest writers, co writers, but guests in the studio because for the most part, it was just us.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

I always keep stuff to myself.

[Post Malone]

You know that you wrote on the toilet?

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

Yeah, it's like a very intimate moment for you to write it on the toilet, you and yourself, and then to put it out there.

[Austin Post]

Well, I actually had him bring a porcelain throne into Henson to cut the vocals as well and the guitar. That makes sense just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine, a little bit of the twang in the recording.

[Post Malone]

But you wanted it to be genuine.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

This is like how I. This is me in my raw form of how I actually do it.

[Austin Post]

I'm actually gonna do it that for the next record. We just did your album cover.

[Post Malone]

Everyone will.

[Austin Post]

From the shitter. No, everyone will know. It'll just be me, me on the toilet. Everybody.

[Post Malone]

Or it's the selfie angle for your album.

[Austin Post]

It's a selfie. Everybody's like, oh, this dude. Definitely I'm the shitter right now.

[Post Malone]

What is your favorite lyric that you wrote?

[Austin Post]

Oh, I call her Shrek cuz she got a donkey.

[Post Malone]

It's genius. It's innovative and it's also nostalgic.

[Austin Post]

It's eye opening. It strikes all the right chord. Words really, really makes you think.

[Post Malone]

What is that lyric on what song?

[Austin Post]

It's called Socialite.

[Post Malone]

Oh.

[Austin Post]

Could you imagine? Like kind of makes you think. Like right, think and then like Shrek, Donkey.

[Post Malone]

What do you think is going to be the biggest banger? Do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans or you are always surprised which ones become the biggest?

[Austin Post]

I'm. I'm always surprised. I feel like I can go off what. But you know, like management and label and everybody says and stuff. But I mean, I just want to make a song that I like and I could never like. Some songs you just know and like, oh, this is really catchy. That usually does it. But now I'm old and I mean, I made an album with me playing guitar on every song and no features. So I don't know exactly how in touch I am.

[Post Malone]

Okay.

[Austin Post]

But I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people like.

[Post Malone]

What's your favorite song on the album?

[Austin Post]

You know that one?

[Post Malone]

Yeah, that one.

[Austin Post]

You know that one.

[Post Malone]

I can already feel it. I can already hear it.

[Austin Post]

I really don't.

[Post Malone]

I Top two. Come on.

[Austin Post]

They're all so different.

[Post Malone]

You know, whatever comes out of your mouth, everyone's gonna listen to.

[Austin Post]

I hope anybody listens at all. That would be.

[Post Malone]

They're gonna listen post. Daddy Gang is gonna listen.

[Austin Post]

Thanks, Daddy.

[Post Malone]

These people are so loyal. Daddy Gang is gonna get out there, they're gonna stream the whole thing. But we need to hear your top two songs.

[Austin Post]

I'm trying to remember the track list too. I don't want to go. I'm having so much fun.

[Post Malone]

I don't want you to go either.

[Austin Post]

I'm actually getting kicked off is what's happening. Get the fuck out, Frodo Feet.

[Post Malone]

This is the first night you shit your pants on stage. Like, it goes down to night.

[Austin Post]

I like Green Thumb a lot. I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that and writing the guitar for that and Enough is Enough. Something real. I'll just let. I can list like the whole track list, but I don't know. I had so much fun working on those. Those records.

[Post Malone]

I'm so excited for you. You're so talented. Thank you. It's always such a pleasure to get to sit down with someone and meet them in person. Because again, I see things online about you. I see your pictures and your videos and your amazing dance moves. But being in your presence, like, you're such a soft, sweet guy that is clearly so talented beyond words. And I Just can't thank you enough for taking the time, because I know you're on tour and you're so busy, and this really meant a lot to me and my fans and your fans. So thank you, Post.

[Austin Post]

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me.

[Post Malone]

Let's go play beer pong.

[Austin Post]

I don't see why not.

[Post Malone]

Oh, wait. I have. I have a gift for you.

[Austin Post]

What?

[Post Malone]

Okay, so I know you're really happy.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

But we're never perfect.

[Austin Post]

Yes, ma'am.

[Post Malone]

So this is merch for you unwell.

[Austin Post]

This is amazing.

[Post Malone]

Yeah.

[Austin Post]

And it's.

[Post Malone]

It's. Yeah.

[Austin Post]

See that?

[Post Malone]

Oh, and it's puff print, like your nipples.

[Austin Post]

Oh, it's a set. It's puff print like my nippies. It hides it perfectly well. That's actually so funny, because we got a gift for you.

[Post Malone]

No. Post. Oh, my God. Look at us. This is so sweet, guys. Thank you so much. You're amazing. Thank you.

[Austin Post]

No, you're amazing.

[Post Malone]

Oh, my God. We did it.

[Unknown]

Said she tiny little money need a big boy pull up 20 inch blades like I'm little Troy now it's everybody flocking need a decoy shorty mixing up the vodka with the Leo G wagon, G wagon, G wagon, G wagon all the housewives pulling up I got a lot of toy 720s pumping Fallout Boy you was talking in the beginning Back when I was feeling unforgiving I know I piss you off to see me winning See the H glue in my mouth and I be grinning on it B in my pocket it's on me honey deep when I roll like the army get more bottles these bottles are lonely It's a moment when I show up God I'm saying wow honey bands in my pocket it's on me your.

[Austin Post]

Grandma.

[Unknown]

When I show up got him saying wow everywhere I go Catch me on the block like a Mutombo 750 Lamo in the Utah snow trunk in the front like the don't cut the roof off like a nip touch Pull up to the house with some big bus Turn the kitchen counter to a strip club Me and Drake came for the when I got quite hard Y'all disappear before I drop Sony none of y'all really care now they always say congratulations to the kid and this is not a 40 but I'm pulling out this you serve a lot but I got more now made another hit cause I got butt now always going for for never pump fourth down, last call hell mad press got touchdowns are lonely It's a moment when I show up. God, I'm saying.

[Austin Post]

Wow.

[Post Malone]

Hard stopped. Okay. I pulled a little bit away. I thought you were way better. I really promise. I love you. I. I've won games. I've like. I've been like. I was. You were nervous.

[Austin Post]

I am stage fright.

[Post Malone]

I would be too.

[Austin Post]

And I was.

[Post Malone]

You're doing in front of coach who's so good at it. Like his partner. I know his partner is light out.

[E]

Oxytocin making it all okay When I come back down it doesn't feel the same? Now I'm sitting around waiting for the world to end all day cause I couldn't even. You I try. You break me then I break my rules. Last time was the last time too. It's up I know but I'm still in a party smoking in the car you7 nation army fighting at the F you go say that I'm sorry tell me what I got to do Cuz I can't let go it's chemical, it's chemical? Every time I'm ready to make a change? You turn around and out on my brain? I ain't trying to fight f it's too late to say face I can't get away maybe there's no mistakes? You break me then I break my rules? Last time was the last time too. It's up I know but I is I can't go no, I can't go say that I'm sorry Tell me what I gotta do No, I can't let go. It's coming.

[Unknown]

Cheers.

[Alex Cooper]

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[Post Malone]

Too many to say here.

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