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Can't Get Any Worse Podcast
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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier.
Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly).
No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse.
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Ep. 244 "Itchy Hole"
5d ago00:42:10Tap to summarizeThis week we also dive into the biggest lies we were told as kids (seriously... where are all these people offering free drugs?), why I spent an afternoon mentally preparing to fight a crackhead at the park, and how buying NBA 2K has almost dragged me back into a full-blown PlayStation addiction.In comedy, Shane Gillis makes history by selling out a stadium, the Tom Segura & Christina P divorce rumours have broken the internet, and I somehow ended up getting a professional clapping lesson.Plus, an IBC recap, Netflix recommendations, and another collection of the weirdest people the internet has to offer in Turns Out It Can Get Worse.#CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #FunnyPodcast #Comedy #Podcast #ShaneGillis #Netflix #HealthyHarold #IBC #PS5 #NBA2K #Parenting #DarkHumour #AussieComedy #ComedyClips #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #Humour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 243 "Can You Buy Animal D*cks?"
2w ago00:49:00Tap to summarizeThis week Parker is back with another all time brain buster with him wanting to buy an animal penis.I also tell the boys about the completely normal 90s parenting techniques that involved wooden spoons, belts and soap in your mouth, our neighbour accidentally hijacks our Bluetooth speaker, I survive what felt like a real-life Final Destination moment behind a ute towing a swimming pool, celebrate our very first sale for Westpark Collectables, and nearly get taken out by the most aggressive possum Brisbane has ever produced.Plus I hit a couple more comedy rooms, finally watched Obsession, talk Louis CK's latest special, preview another huge IBC card, and break down everything from UFC 329, including Robert Whittaker's performance, Paddy Pimblett's huge win, and why Conor McGregor's latest comeback has me worried.As always, we finish with another collection of the internet's weirdest humans in Turns Out It Can Get Worse.#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #AustralianPodcast #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Brisbane #UFC #UFCAustralia #ConorMcGregor #RobertWhittaker #PaddyPimblett #LouisCK #TradingCards #EBay #Parenting #DadLife #Storytime #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #CantGetAnyWorsePodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 242 "UFC 329 Breakdown"
2w ago00:37:19Tap to summarizeThis week I’m breaking down the entire UFC 329 card from the early prelims right through to the main event. Conor McGregor is back against Max Holloway, Paddy Pimblett takes on Benoît Saint Denis, Robert Whittaker makes the move to light heavyweight, and we run through every fight with the odds, predictions, underdogs, and the latest "Can’t Bet Any Worse" multi.I’m also ripping into all the biggest stories in MMA this week, including the the White House card, Ilia Topuria breaking his silence after his loss to Justin Gaethje, the latest Conor headlines, new blockbuster fights being announced, and all the juicy UFC gossip making the rounds.Got a story, question or hot take? DM me on Instagram or send it through to cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy Missen – InstagramFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway #PaddyPimblett #RobertWhittaker #IliaTopuria #JustinGaethje #MMA #UFCBreakdown #MMAPodcast #SportsBet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 241 "Mower Milk"
3w ago00:50:37Tap to summarizeThis week the internet proves once again that there is no rock bottom with another edition of Turns Out It Can Get Worse, featuring a woman with the most confusing definition of cheating ever, a bloke who's somehow turned being on fire into foreplay, and a bloke devastated that a Woodstock giveaway... doesn't actually give away bourbon.Back in the real world, Parker asks one of the greatest philosophical questions of all time: "Can deaf people hear if I scream in their ear?" We spend a night in Coolangatta wondering why there are more massage parlours than coffee shops, Parker accidentally drops the funniest F-bomb I've ever heard, I pay tribute to a council worker who unknowingly detonated two months' worth of "mower milk", and I gain a whole new level of respect for the legends making a living on eBay.In comedy, I hit the first ever Forest Lake Tavern open mic before racing to a packed room in Fortitude Valley, where the biggest surprise of the night wasn't the crowd... it was two undercover detectives casually strolling through the green room.Plus, Westy has fallen in love with the World Cup while I'm still trying to work out how two hours of football can end 0-0, and I ask the important question... when did the referee become the most exciting bloke on the field?Grab a Kamikazee, settle in, and enjoy another week of absolute chaos.#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #AussieHumour #Parenting #DadLife #ComedyLife #BrisbaneComedy #Storytelling #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumour #WorldCup #TradingCards #UFC #eBay #Kamikazee #PodcastLife #ComedyReels #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 240 "Stroke it To Me"
4w ago00:39:07Tap to summarizeThis week on the podcast we're covering everything from Toy Story 5 nearly making me cry in front of my father-in-law, to Westy discovering that everyone is apparently born on their birthday. We also launched our new family trading card business, I explain why my son thinks gardeners aren't real tradies, and I tell the story of the most inspirational comedian in Australia who lost his job and decided to ride a pushbike around the country doing stand-up.In comedy, it's back to the trenches with tiny open mic rooms, testing brand-new material and remembering why I fell in love with stand-up in the first place.Plus, I review Netflix's insane Mother's Instinct, revisit two of the funniest movies ever made (21 & 22 Jump Street), and talk about the heartbreaking Dustin Poirier airport incident that's got the MMA world talking.Oh... and of course, the internet continues to prove that no matter how weird your week was... Turns Out It Can Get Worse.#Podcast #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #JimmyMissen #Comedy #FunnyStories #Parenting #DadLife #ToyStory5 #Netflix #JumpStreet #UFC #DustinPoirier #MMA #TradingCards #PokemonCards #LifeStories #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #ComedyReels Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 239 "Big Bad Dad Bod"
Jun 2200:51:03Tap to summarizeThis week on the podcast, school holidays are in full swing, the front yard is finally (almost) finished, and I'm officially retiring from being a builder before another DIY project destroys my knees.We dive into the local corner shop worker who's somehow become my therapist, the awkward moment I mistook a workmate's family member for an Uber Eats driver, and our first high school tour for Westy, which quickly turned into one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.There's also a trip to a snow day event where I got assaulted by ice cubes, a rant about rich people needing "seasonal clothing", and another round of internet weirdos proving that no matter how bad things get... they can always get worse.In comedy this week, we hit the Newmarket Hotel, Madocke Brewing, and Warehouse 25, including one gig where a 10-year-old accidentally became part of the act and another where the new material absolutely came to life.Plus, thoughts on the new MGK & Honestav album, why "Crash First" is stuck in my head, and the realization that we're officially entering Conor McGregor fight month.As always, stupidity, questionable life advice, and internet degenerates included at no extra charge.#JimmyMissen #TheJimmyMissenPodcast #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedianLife #SchoolHolidays #DadLife #ParentingFail #DIYDisaster #SnowDay #ComedyLife #BrisbaneComedy #AussieHumour #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA #Honestav #MGK #PodcastLife #FunnyStories #InternetWeirdos #KnuckleBet #ComedyClips #WeeklyWrapUp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 238 "Local Streetball Legend"
Jun 1500:53:18Tap to summarizeThis week I discover that trusting a nine-year-old with greyhound tips is apparently NOT a viable retirement strategy, Westy wraps up basketball season by scoring nearly every point for his team, and I somehow suffer a potentially career-ending injury while taking a free throw.We also dive into a bizarre crypto scam, my weekend from hell laying pavers, Nikita informing me that TRT has turned my head into the moon, and another collection of internet weirdos that prove once again... it can always get worse.In comedy, I perform to a crowd of THREE people at Jungle Bar, survive Camp Hill Bowls Club, and keep tinkering with the home invasion story ahead of the solo show.Then we wrap things up with the Knicks finally breaking their championship drought, some wild NBA off-season rumours, and a full UFC White House recap recorded immediately after the event.Gamble responsibly. Stretch before free throws. And please leave Buzz Lightyear out of your cult rituals.#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedianLife #DadLife #BasketballDad #TRTJourney #CryptoScam #NBAFinals #NewYorkKnicks #JalenBrunson #UFC #UFCCard #BrisbaneComedy #FunnyPodcast #WeeklyWrap #ComedyLife #AussiePodcast #ParentingFails #ComedyReels #PodcastClips #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 237 "UFC Freedom 250 Breakdown"
Jun 1000:36:44Tap to summarizeThis week we're breaking down the most ridiculous card Dana White has ever put together, UFC Freedom 250 live from the White House.We've got Ilia Topuria defending the lightweight title against Justin Gaethje, Alex Pereira chasing history against Ciryl Gane for interim heavyweight gold, Sean O'Malley looking to get back on track, Michael Chandler trying to stop the Mauricio Ruffy hype train, and Derrick Lewis doing Derrick Lewis things against undefeated prospect Josh Hokit.We're also talking the White House lawsuit trying to shut the event down, Joe Rogan questioning whether fighting outdoors is a terrible idea, Arman Tsarukyan allegedly dropping a million bucks on Gaethje, Tom Aspinall still stuck on the sidelines while Dana and Eddie Hearn trade shots, and whether Pereira becoming a three-division champion completely breaks every GOAT debate forever.Plus we go through every fight on the card, give our picks, best underdogs, and reveal this week's Can't Bet Any Worse multi.Got a story, question or submission for the pod? Hit us up on Instagram or email cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.comJimmy MissenFacebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastInstagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcastYouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcastTikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast#CantGetAnyWorse #UFCFreedom250 #UFC #MMA #IliaTopuria #JustinGaethje #AlexPereira #CirylGane #SeanOMalley #TomAspinall #DanaWhite #MMApodcast #UFCBets #ComedyPodcast #WhiteHouseCard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 236 "Blow Through Your Bush"
Jun 800:58:27Tap to summarizeThis week on the pod, Westy receives a school award and rewards my support by asking me what the hell I'm doing there, I discover some parents genuinely believe their kids don't swear, and I nearly amputate my pinky finger in a brutal battle with a wheelie bin.Parker turns six, our family proves once again that nobody knows how to navigate without me, and Nanny buys Westy a pair of basketball shoes so fancy they come with their own backstory, accessories and possibly a mortgage.Plus a full TRT update after my latest blood tests, an encounter with two gym NPCs fighting over a rope attachment, a surprise casino gig that gave me hope for the solo show, and a charity MC spot that has me wondering how many cancer jokes is exactly zero too many.Also featured this week: fart girl, bush hair lady, donut guy, the roundest head ever seen on the internet, UFC betting wins, Saddle Club nostalgia, and a woman who blamed me for the location of a public toilet.Business as usual. 🍻#ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep. 235 "Where Are My Tits?"
Jun 100:54:34Tap to summarizeThis week the boys survived sports carnival day, Westy started collecting silver medals like he's preparing for an Olympic sponsorship deal, and Westy somehow proved he's smarter than both me and ChatGPT during a homework meltdown.We also dive into the school photo disaster that turned into a full-scale hostage negotiation, a listener sends the boys an unreal collection of trading cards, and Parker delivers one of the greatest non-sequitur lines in podcast history: "Dad, I know how to read."On the comedy front, Lemak's gets cursed yet again, 10 Toes Brewery delivers an absolute belter of a crowd, and AlphaFest gave me the closest feeling yet to living out the stupidly unrealistic dream I've had since I started comedy.Plus Kevin Hart defends comedy, Desley Robinson keeps dominating world boxing, the NBA Finals storylines are absolute cinema, and I'm seriously considering putting together the first ever Can't Get Any Worse UFC watch party.As always, we finish by proving that yes... it can still get worse.#ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #DadLife #AlphaFest #NBAFinals #NRL #UFC #BrisbaneComedy #CantGetAnyWorsePodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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