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Boston Blackie
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Mary Wesley
21 22. Here's my cabin, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Hmm. Not very far from mine. Open the door, will you, Mary? I have my arms full of luggage.
Mary Wesley
Lucky luggage. Oh, very well. Porter, put my luggage at the foot of the deck.
Boston Blackie
Oh, so now I'm a porter? I'll put it where you want it, Lydie.
Mary Wesley
Oh, fine, fine. That will be all, Porter. At the foot of the bed, please.
Boston Blackie
It's very apparent, Lydie, that you've never been to sea. We seafarers call a bed a bunk.
Mary Wesley
Well, it's a lot of bed.
Boston Blackie
It's a lot of bunk.
Mary Wesley
Ooh.
Boston Blackie
Say, I should have my reservation at the last minute, too. The walls of my cabin are so close together they practically press my pants.
Mary Wesley
Well, Blackie, that's strange. This looks like a double cabin.
Boston Blackie
Well, strange it should look like a double cabin when it is a double cabin. But don't think you have to sleep in both bunks just to get your money's worth.
Mary Wesley
I'll remember that. Will this be a long trip?
Boston Blackie
No, just overnight. We get to Westfield in the morning, and then we'll have some fun.
Mary Wesley
I thought you were making this a business trip for Charlie Kingston.
Boston Blackie
It is, but business for Charlie always leaves time fun. So I thought this black suitcase was too heavy to belong to you.
Mary Wesley
Oh, Blackie, that isn't mine. You must have left one of mine in your cabin.
Boston Blackie
Oh, this is Charlie's suitcase full of buns. Well, I'll take it back to my cabin because you might pull the handle of it.
Mary Wesley
Why shouldn't I?
Boston Blackie
It's tear gas. And then I'd cry for you.
Mary Wesley
It would take tear gas to make you cry for anything. Well, which bunk should I sleep in tonight? The lower or the upper?
Boston Blackie
I don't know. Let's see which one is softer.
Mary Wesley
Mmm, the lower one's lovely. Now, let's see about the one on top.
Boston Blackie
Uh, Mary, I. I think you'd better sleep in the lower bunk, regardless.
Mary Wesley
Why?
Boston Blackie
It'll be a little crowded in the upper bunk. You have a cabin, mate. But I don't think she'll disturb you much. She's dead. Now, here's wretched commerce. Boston Blackie. Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friends.
Inspector Faraday
Well, Blackie, no matter where you go, you find a body, don't you?
Boston Blackie
Isn't it the most annoying habit. Inspector Faraday, hurry and solve this case, will you? The ship is already 30 minutes late pulling out.
Inspector Faraday
So what?
Boston Blackie
So you going to Westfield with us? No.
Inspector Faraday
And this boat isn't going.
Boston Blackie
Faraday, this is a ship.
Inspector Faraday
Ship, sloop, raft, canoe or a kayak. It's not leaving this dock till I found that woman's killer.
Boston Blackie
Who was that woman in Faraday?
Inspector Faraday
I don't know yet.
Boston Blackie
We should have asked her before the coroner took her away.
Inspector Faraday
Why did you kill her, Blackie?
Mary Wesley
Inspector, may I say something?
Boston Blackie
No.
Mary Wesley
Well, I will. Blackie had nothing to do with it. I was with him when he found the body.
Inspector Faraday
Well, that's no help to Blackie in my book.
Mary Wesley
Oh, golly, Blackie, this is all my fault. If I hadn't wanted to go to Westfield with you, you wouldn't have reserved this stateroom for me.
Boston Blackie
Don't feel badly about it, Mary. If you hadn't taken this room, we wouldn't have found the body, Faraday wouldn't be here and we'd be missing all this.
Mary Wesley
Blackie, look. There's a man's face in the porthole.
Inspector Faraday
Hey, you.
Boston Blackie
What do you want?
Inspector Faraday
Come, let's go out and deck and head him off. Well, that was certainly a false alarm, Ms. Wesley.
Mary Wesley
But, Inspector, how did I know he wasn't snooping?
Inspector Faraday
Well, he wasn't. First mate said he was trying to repair a broken guy wire or something.
Boston Blackie
Or something, Inspector, you should have followed that up.
Inspector Faraday
He told me what it was, but I don't understand this Seago and lingo.
Boston Blackie
Well, let's get out of here.
Inspector Faraday
Just sit still, you two. The captain will be here in a minute.
Mary Wesley
Oh, Blackie, put this under the captain's chair. There's something just like it on the wall in my cabin.
Boston Blackie
There's one in every cabin. Mary, it's a life raft.
Inspector Faraday
Who you trying to kid, Blackie? It looks like a rolled up inner tube with a tube of toothpaste attached to it. That thing wouldn't float a midget.
Boston Blackie
It'll float a couple of people. Faraday, it's a collapsible life raft.
Mary Wesley
What do you have to do, unfold it and blow it up?
Boston Blackie
Oh, no. Mary, press that little button on top of that tube there and in about two seconds you have a raft about twice as big as the top of the captain's desk and one half the size of Paraday's head.
Mary Wesley
Let's press it and see what happens.
Boston Blackie
No, no. Now, Mary, please don't. Not now.
Mary Wesley
I never have any fun.
Inspector Faraday
Sorry to Keep you waiting, Inspector Paraday. That's all right, Captain Reynolds. Who is the dead woman? Could you find out?
Boston Blackie
Yes.
Inspector Faraday
She was Charlotte Akin.
Mary Wesley
Oh, I've heard of her. Something about money.
Boston Blackie
Something about 2 million.
Inspector Faraday
Look, when I want information from you two, I'll ask for it.
Boston Blackie
Faraday, before this is over, you'll be begging for it.
Inspector Faraday
I'll beg you right now to keep quiet.
Boston Blackie
Say please.
Inspector Faraday
Please. I said quiet. Captain Randall, where did Mrs. Egan board the ship? At Westfield, just before sailing time yesterday afternoon. With Martha Vail, her traveling companion. Where is this Martha Vail? At home. Better get me her address. I'll have to see her. Forgive me, Inspector, but I took the liberty of sending for her myself, asking her to come down here. You captains are used to running everything, aren't you? Aboard ship? Yes, Inspector. I've ordered a complete passenger list for you, sir. Thanks. I'd like a copy of it, but I think I have my killer. Meaning me?
Boston Blackie
Of course.
Inspector Faraday
Why not? Blankie? There are 150 staterooms on this ship, and I find you and the one with a body in it.
Boston Blackie
The one, Faraday? Well, maybe there are other staterooms equipped with bodies. Let's look.
Inspector Faraday
Excuse me, Inspector, but it's way past our sailing time. When can I give the order? Don't worry, Captain. In an hour's time, your ship will be at sea.
Boston Blackie
So that's where you'll be, too, Faraday. At sea and sending out an SOS for me.
Inspector Faraday
So help me, Blacky.
Boston Blackie
So I'll help you. Faraday.
Inspector Faraday
Wait. Don't go in there.
Mary Wesley
Bob, what are you doing here?
Inspector Faraday
Stopping you. Hey, what's going on out there? I'll break your neck if you.
Mary Wesley
Oh, don't, Bob.
Inspector Faraday
Come on, let's go outside and see what this is all about.
Boston Blackie
Careful, Faraday. You may get into trouble.
Inspector Faraday
So you're a fool. Why do you want to get mixed up in a murder?
Mary Wesley
What should I do? Hi.
Inspector Faraday
It wouldn't do you any good. I'd find you if he didn't get.
Boston Blackie
Lost looking for you.
Inspector Faraday
Quiet, Frankie. Who are these people? Captain, this is Martha Vale, Mrs. Aiken's traveling companion. I don't know the man with her.
Mary Wesley
Hello, Captain Randall. This is my brother, Bob.
Inspector Faraday
Well, this is Inspector Faraday of the police.
Mary Wesley
Oh.
Inspector Faraday
Oh, yes, Ms. Vale. Were you with Mrs. Hagan on the trip she made from Westfield last night?
Mary Wesley
Yeah.
Inspector Faraday
How about you, son? No, I never traveled with Mrs. Aiken. If I could have had my way, my sister wouldn't have been traveling with that Aiken woman either. All right, Keep on talking, son, and.
Boston Blackie
Say something when you do. I'm not so selfish that I want to be the inspector's only suspect in this murder.
Mary Wesley
You. Oh, dear.
Boston Blackie
Don't look so alarmed, Ms. Vale. Inspector Faraday accuses me of every murder in town. I think you'd better tell me.
Inspector Faraday
Oh, no, she doesn't, Blackie. She tells me.
Boston Blackie
All right, she tells you, and then I figure it out for you.
Inspector Faraday
Quiet, Blackie. Now, answer a few questions for me, Miss Vane. Remember, Martha, by law, you needn't say anything. Look, son, am I gonna have trouble with you? I want my sister to know her rights. She's mixed up in this. She should see a lawyer before she answers. You.
Boston Blackie
And, Faraday, why don't you stop asking all the stock questions and ask the one question that really should have an interesting answer?
Inspector Faraday
What are you talking about, Blankie?
Boston Blackie
It seems very strange to me that Ms. Vale should be traveling with Mrs. Akin and get off the ship alone, leaving Mrs. Akin in her stateroom dead.
Inspector Faraday
Excuse me, Inspector Faraday, Mrs. Akin wasn't found in her own cabin. Hers was number 85. Her body was found in 22. Hmm. That means something.
Boston Blackie
Don't you wish you knew what?
Mary Wesley
Oh, Blackie, darling, be quiet.
Inspector Faraday
All right, everybody, enter the captain's quarters for questioning.
Mary Wesley
Oh, must you now?
Inspector Faraday
Sorry. Okay, everybody, get inside. Oh, now look what you've done, Martha. You've got us all involved in this.
Mary Wesley
Coming, Blackie?
Boston Blackie
The man called Faraday said everybody.
Inspector Faraday
You stay here, Blankie.
Boston Blackie
Faraday, are you ill? You're not going to question me?
Inspector Faraday
I'm gonna question you.
Mary Wesley
All right, Blackie, give the inspector nice answers.
Boston Blackie
My very nicest. See you in the captain's quarters in a few minutes, Mary.
Mary Wesley
Right.
Inspector Faraday
If I don't have him up in my quarters for a few years. Captain Randall, hold those people in your cabin till I'm ready for them. Of course, Inspector.
Boston Blackie
Well, well.
Inspector Faraday
All right, Blackie, what's this all about?
Boston Blackie
You don't know, Inspector?
Inspector Faraday
Look, Blackie, I figured you knew something about this the minute I found you with that body.
Boston Blackie
I. If you didn't think so, I'd be awfully disappointed, as a matter of fact. But why don't you stop calling me names and start calling a few shots on Charlotte Akin's death?
Inspector Faraday
Can you call any names are shots either?
Boston Blackie
You really want to know who killed Charlotte Akin?
Inspector Faraday
Well, I didn't come down here to go for a boat ride.
Boston Blackie
All right, Faraday. I'll tell you all I know. Well, we went through that well routine already. I'm telling you all I know.
Inspector Faraday
You're not saying anything.
Boston Blackie
That's because I don't know anything. About this case, that is.
Inspector Faraday
Well, I know something.
Boston Blackie
The time of day, no doubt. Uh oh, there goes that gun again.
Inspector Faraday
And here you go again too.
Boston Blackie
I know. Down to headquarters.
Inspector Faraday
Oh no, wise guy, you're holding out on me. You know something about this case you're not telling. And until you talk, I'm gonna put you in your cabin under guard.
Boston Blackie
Well, at least you think so much of me you want to give me police protection.
Inspector Faraday
Come on.
Boston Blackie
On second thought, Faraday, am I being put under protection for your sake or for mine?
Inspector Faraday
Yes, boys.
Mary Wesley
And Blackie.
Inspector Faraday
Yes? Send it to Mr. Stewart.
Boston Blackie
Yes? I want something to eat.
Inspector Faraday
Sandwich, sir?
Boston Blackie
Sure, anything.
Inspector Faraday
Yes sir, sandwich. Right away.
Boston Blackie
Well, what are you standing there for?
Inspector Faraday
I. I know who killed Mrs. Akins.
Boston Blackie
What?
Inspector Faraday
And I know why she was killed.
Boston Blackie
Well, never mind that sandwich. Let's have this instead. Better still, let's get Faraday in here first.
Inspector Faraday
No, I can't go to the police. I don't dare talk to you now. The cabin is being watched. I'll see you here at midnight.
Boston Blackie
Nice of you to walk around the deck a few times, Faraday. Are you sure it's no bother?
Inspector Faraday
I even take my dog for a walk every night.
Boston Blackie
Two to one he outsmart you.
Inspector Faraday
Very funny, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
I didn't think so.
Inspector Faraday
Here's your camera. Take a good deep breath of air because you're in for the night.
Boston Blackie
Okay, Inspector.
Inspector Faraday
Good night. Go on, Blackie, get in there alone. No, I'm going in with you.
Boston Blackie
I'd rather be alone. I'd be in better company. Where'd I turn on the light?
Inspector Faraday
I just want to make sure you're not hiding something that.
Boston Blackie
Oh Faraday, stop looking so pleased with yourself. That's not a body in my bunk. It's just a steward.
Inspector Faraday
Why is he lying in your bunk?
Boston Blackie
Maybe he's tired.
Inspector Faraday
Maybe I am too. Are those half wit remarks of yours?
Boston Blackie
Well, he offered to come in here and tell me a little story entitled whodunit.
Inspector Faraday
You mean he knows who killed Mrs. Hankin?
Boston Blackie
That's what he told me. Let's wake him up and hear his story. Hey Stuart, wake up. Wake up. Shake him before using.
Inspector Faraday
Very funny. Hey Stuart, wake up. Wake up.
Boston Blackie
I know that booming voice of yours is disturbing Faraday, but even you can't wake our friend up. He's dead.
Inspector Faraday
What? Hey, hey. I know that boy. He's done time and plenty of it.
Boston Blackie
Well, he's not gonna do any more. I Guess I should have expected this.
Inspector Faraday
Don't move, blankie.
Boston Blackie
Oh, Faraday, put away that gun.
Inspector Faraday
I've got you for two murders now, Blankie. And I don't put this gun away till I put you away for keeps.
Boston Blackie
And now, back to Boston. Black. Blackie and Mary Wesley boarded the night boat to Westfield. But the journey was upset when the body of Charlotte Akin, wealthy widow, was found in the upper bunk of Mary Wesley's stateroom. While Inspector Faraday was questioning Martha Vale, the dead woman's traveling companion, the steward of the ship came to Blackie and promised to tell him at midnight who killed Mrs. Aiken. At midnight, Blackie and Faraday found the steward dead. Faraday charged Blackie with killing him. And as we return to our story.
Inspector Faraday
The inspector is about to take Blackie to jail. All right, Blackie, move.
Boston Blackie
Well, when I move, Faraday, I like to take my luggage with me.
Inspector Faraday
Okay, take the suitcases along. Thanks.
Boston Blackie
Help me, will you?
Inspector Faraday
Okay, but knowing you, I'm going to carry the big suitcase. The little one will be no match for the big one if you start swinging it.
Boston Blackie
I always said you'd make a good red cap boy. Pick up the large suitcase, please. I'll carry the small one.
Inspector Faraday
And no more wise cracks, wise guy. Come on.
Boston Blackie
After you.
Inspector Faraday
After you. You're not getting away from me this time.
Boston Blackie
Oh, no. Hey.
Inspector Faraday
Hey, what's that hissing noise? Tear gas. Tear gas?
Boston Blackie
I thought you'd try to be a wise guy and want to carry the big suitcase for your protection. This little one contains a tear gas bomb for mine. What?
Inspector Faraday
Why are you carrying tear gas?
Boston Blackie
Because the suitcase you're carrying contains a quarter million dollars worth of negotiable bonds.
Inspector Faraday
Hey. Hey, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Blackie, where are you? I'm right here, Faraday, by the door.
Inspector Faraday
Where?
Mary Wesley
Where's the door?
Inspector Faraday
I can't see a thing.
Boston Blackie
Well, in a few seconds, you won't be able to see me either. I'm leaving.
Mary Wesley
Blacky.
Boston Blackie
Blacky, come back here.
Inspector Faraday
Come back here or I'll kill you.
Boston Blackie
Go ahead and shoot me, Faraday. I dare you.
Inspector Faraday
Help me, Blackie.
Mary Wesley
I'll put you behind bars for this.
Boston Blackie
Well, before you put me behind bars, Inspector, figure out how you're gonna get.
Mary Wesley
Out from behind this door.
Inspector Faraday
I'm locking it.
Mary Wesley
What's the matter?
Boston Blackie
Oh, Mary. Where'd you come from?
Mary Wesley
Captain Randall's letting us take a walk on deck. Why are you crying?
Boston Blackie
Faraday just told me the nicest thing. He never wants to see me again. So let's get off the ship and make sure he doesn't.
Mary Wesley
If she isn't on the train back.
Boston Blackie
To Denver, then Martha Vale is smarter than we are. My brother told us she was on this train, and, oh, here she is.
Mary Wesley
She's alone, too.
Boston Blackie
She looks like the lone wolf type. Hello, Miss Vale. Going somewhere?
Mary Wesley
Oh, I. I didn't kill Mrs. Aiken. She was alive when I left the boat.
Boston Blackie
How do you know?
Mary Wesley
Well, I. Well, I guess. I don't know. We had separate cabins. I left the ship as soon as it dark. I had some shopping to do for Mrs. Aiken. It was very important.
Boston Blackie
Then she could have been dead when you left the boat.
Mary Wesley
Well, maybe she could have. I didn't go into her stateroom before I went ashore. She sometimes slept late.
Boston Blackie
Well, tell me, did Mrs. Aiken act at all strangely on the trip from Westfield?
Mary Wesley
Not unless there's something strange about taking a walk in the middle of the night, because you can't sleep about.
Boston Blackie
What time did she go for this walk?
Mary Wesley
Well, just before midnight.
Boston Blackie
What time did she come back?
Mary Wesley
I don't know.
Boston Blackie
Well, did anything strange happen last night after Mrs. Akin went on deck?
Mary Wesley
No.
Boston Blackie
Think now.
Mary Wesley
Oh. Well, just before I fell asleep, the ship slowed down a little, but it always did around that time of night on every trip. I tell you, I don't know anything about Mrs. Akin's death. Will you please leave me alone?
Boston Blackie
If you'll tell me just a little bit about your brother.
Mary Wesley
Oh, I see.
Boston Blackie
He didn't like the idea of your being Mrs. Aiken's companion.
Mary Wesley
He wouldn't tell me.
Boston Blackie
What else wouldn't your brother tell you?
Inspector Faraday
Where he made all.
Mary Wesley
I mean, nothing.
Boston Blackie
You mean where he made all his money, don't you, Miss Vale?
Mary Wesley
I didn't mean anything.
Boston Blackie
I think you meant a lot. I'm getting off at the first stop, and I'm going to see him. Maybe he doesn't know more than you do, but maybe he'll say more. Mary, I found out from Robert Vale that his sister inherits Mrs. Aiken's money. What did you find out?
Mary Wesley
Well, the Westfield nightboat leaves Westfield at seven in the evening, and it arrives here at nine the next morning.
Boston Blackie
Did the steamship company tell you where the ship would be at midnight when it slowed down?
Mary Wesley
Yeah. Yeah. The clerk gave me this map, and here he made a mark on it. The boat will be right here where the little X is.
Boston Blackie
Hmm. X marks the spot, huh? But I wonder what else it marks.
Mary Wesley
Well, you're the great boss in Blackie. Why don't you swim out there and see?
Boston Blackie
It's a Good idea.
Mary Wesley
Oh, Blackie, will you stop being silly?
Boston Blackie
I'm dead serious. Only I'm not gonna swim. We're gonna trade water wings for airplane wings and fly out there.
Inspector Faraday
This is a spot on the chart you showed me, Blakey. It's a boy on the water.
Boston Blackie
Nice flying, buddy. We're right beside it.
Mary Wesley
Is that chain hanging from the top of the boy fastened to whatever holds it into the water?
Boston Blackie
Yes. I. I think we. Say, wait. The chain that holds a buoy in place would be underneath it, not on top of it.
Inspector Faraday
A chain is hanging loose. Blackie, why don't you have a look at it?
Boston Blackie
Okay. Wait a minute. I'm gonna climb out on the wing. Now I can reach the. And now I have it.
Mary Wesley
What is it, Blacky? Just a loose chain.
Boston Blackie
Yeah, with a sort of a snap on it, like the one you find on the end of a dog leash. So? Nothing. Okay, pilot, let's go back to the mainland.
Mary Wesley
Oh, are we going up in the air again?
Inspector Faraday
Yes.
Boston Blackie
And if I don't get a bright idea, pretty soon we'll be up in the air in more ways than one.
Inspector Faraday
Inspector Faraday speaking.
Boston Blackie
Hello, Faraday. This is Blackie.
Inspector Faraday
All right, Blackie, stay where you are. You're under arrest.
Boston Blackie
And you're under delusions again, Inspector. I want some information and I want you. Nice of you to say so, pal, but listen, you knew the steward who was killed in my cabin. What did he do time for?
Inspector Faraday
None of your business.
Boston Blackie
It's your business, though, Faraday. Tell me and I'll bring in your killer.
Inspector Faraday
Nothing doing.
Boston Blackie
Okay, Faraday, if you don't want to solve this case, all right.
Inspector Faraday
But don't forget where you got the information.
Boston Blackie
I don't think you'll let me. What was the steward sent up for?
Inspector Faraday
Smuggling. Now, is that any help to you?
Boston Blackie
Probably not. You give such useless information, Faraday. So long.
Inspector Faraday
You listen to me, Blankie.
Boston Blackie
Well, Mary, the steward was arrested for smuggling.
Mary Wesley
Does that need help?
Boston Blackie
No, I don't see it. Smuggling. Smuggling. Yes, of course. Of course it helped.
Mary Wesley
How?
Boston Blackie
The chain and the boy smuggled goods from overseas, was attached to it, then picked up by someone on the Westfield boat as it passed by.
Mary Wesley
How does that explain Mrs. Akin's death?
Boston Blackie
She walked the deck of the boat last night and saw something she shouldn't have seen.
Mary Wesley
That's right. The ship passes the buoy at midnight. And Martha Vale said that at exactly midnight, Mrs. Aiken went for a walk on deck.
Boston Blackie
Well, if Mrs. Aiken was killed last night because she went for a walk, we're going to solve this murder by a walk, too. This is the way I figured, Captain Randall.
Inspector Faraday
You must be good at figures, Blackie. If you can slip past the police guards on this boat and walk right into my quarters.
Boston Blackie
Let's not waste time with my accomplishments, Captain Randall. I'm more interested in the doings of someone on this ship.
Inspector Faraday
What do you mean?
Boston Blackie
I think Charlotte Akin was killed because she couldn't sleep last night. I have good reason to believe that this ship of yours is being used for smuggling small but highly priced articles into this country.
Inspector Faraday
That's absolutely fantastic. My ship goes to no foreign port. Why? We never sail a course more than eight miles offshore.
Boston Blackie
But you pass a certain buoy about eight miles offshore every night at midnight.
Inspector Faraday
When we're on schedule. Yes.
Boston Blackie
Well, here's what's been happening on your ship, Captain Randall. When it slows down as it passes that buoy, someone on the lower deck reaches out with a hook or something and very neatly catches a chain dangling from the top of the.
Inspector Faraday
You know there's a chain on the top of that boy?
Boston Blackie
Yes, I looked at it myself. On the end of that chain would be a package or a box or a container of some kind. Once the smuggler has that container aboard, he can bring it into the country.
Inspector Faraday
Yes, that's true. We don't have to pass through customs. What makes you think my ship is used for smuggling?
Boston Blackie
Your steward, the one who was found dead in my cabin, was once arrested and convicted for smuggling. Mrs. Aiken was killed because she was on deck at midnight last night and saw the smuggler at work.
Inspector Faraday
If she was killed at sea, why wasn't her body tossed overboard?
Boston Blackie
The smuggler didn't have time for that, I suppose. But he put her body where he was sure it wouldn't be found.
Inspector Faraday
What do you mean?
Boston Blackie
The killer checked the reservations list for the return trip and found the stateroom 22 would be empty. He hid Mrs. Akin's body there, hoping to get rid of it at sea the next night.
Inspector Faraday
Oh, yeah.
Boston Blackie
And the reason Stewart was killed was that he saw Mrs. Aiken's body being taken into the cabin and was going to tell me.
Inspector Faraday
Blackie, you're too smart to live.
Boston Blackie
Everybody pulls a gun on Blackie. What are you smuggling, Captain?
Inspector Faraday
Diamonds from Africa. My partners bring them from Africa. As far as the boy, I bring them the rest of the way. Just stand where you are.
Boston Blackie
I just want to get a little closer to you so when you shoot, you won't miss.
Inspector Faraday
I won't miss. Then I'll Dump your body overboard.
Boston Blackie
Well, when you do, will you throw this collapsible life raft in after me? This one under your chair? Looks like a big one.
Inspector Faraday
Don't touch that.
Boston Blackie
I won't touch the rat, Captain, only the inflation valve.
Inspector Faraday
I don't do that. Hey, please.
Boston Blackie
You look awfully silly on the floor, Captain.
Inspector Faraday
Give you for this, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
How are you gonna kill me after I get this gun out of your hand? After you drop that gun, you're breaking my.
Inspector Faraday
All right, I've dropped it.
Boston Blackie
Okay, Randall, get up. I have a gun of my own. Don't shoot. Don't worry. Say, isn't it funny how a little air in this life raft took the wind out of your sails?
Mary Wesley
21, 22. Here's my cabin again, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Open the door, will you? Mary, I've got my arms full of luggage.
Mary Wesley
Lucky luggage. Oh, I said that. Poor tonight.
Boston Blackie
I liked it just as much the second time.
Mary Wesley
Oh, very well, Porter. Just put my luggage at the foot of the bed. Blackie, will we get to Westfield this time?
Boston Blackie
I don't know. I can't guarantee anything.
Mary Wesley
Well, do you think we dare look in the upper bed? I mean, bunk?
Boston Blackie
I don't know.
Mary Wesley
You look.
Boston Blackie
No. Maybe you'd better look.
Mary Wesley
I'd rather you look.
Boston Blackie
Well, if you'll remember, last time I looked, we found a body up there.
Mary Wesley
Oh, yes, that's right. All right, I'll look there. Blackie.
Boston Blackie
What, Mary? What is it?
Mary Wesley
Believing enough. There isn't a body up there. It's.
Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: Boston Blackie: Mary At Sea
Date Released: January 31, 2026
Series Host: Choice Classic Radio
Main Cast: Boston Blackie, Mary Wesley, Inspector Faraday
In this classic radio detective romp, Boston Blackie and his companion Mary Wesley find their routine overnight boat trip disrupted by the discovery of a woman's body in Mary’s cabin. Inspector Faraday arrives to investigate, quickly suspecting Blackie. As the ship remains docked, the group unravels a web of murder, smuggling, and mistaken identities. Old time radio lovers are treated to Blackie’s wit, Mary’s charm, Faraday’s stubbornness, and a tangled mystery steeped in suspense and humor.
“It’s very apparent, Lydie, that you’ve never been to sea. We seafarers call a bed a bunk.” (01:03, Blackie)
“No matter where you go, you find a body, don’t you?” (02:58, Faraday)
“It seems very strange… that Ms. Vale should be traveling with Mrs. Akin and get off the ship alone, leaving Mrs. Akin in her stateroom dead.” (07:46, Blackie)
“I thought you’d try to be a wise guy and want to carry the big suitcase for your protection. This little one contains a tear gas bomb for mine.” (13:35, Blackie)
“Smuggled goods from overseas was attached to it, then picked up by someone on the Westfield boat as it passed by.” (19:54, Blackie)
“Isn’t it funny how a little air in this life raft took the wind out of your sails?” (23:09, Blackie)
"Well, Blackie, no matter where you go, you find a body, don’t you?" (02:58, Inspector Faraday)
"So now I’m a porter? ... It’s very apparent, Lydie, that you’ve never been to sea. We seafarers call a bed a bunk." (00:53–01:03, Blackie)
“You must be good at figures, Blackie, if you can slip past the police guards on this boat and walk right into my quarters.” (20:26, Faraday)
“Isn’t it funny how a little air in this life raft took the wind out of your sails?” (23:09, Blackie)
The episode brims with fast-paced repartee, classic detective suspense, and Blackie’s sardonic humor. Mary Wesley’s light-hearted and inquisitive nature balances Faraday’s bluster and Blackie’s quick wit, bringing a charming, playful quality to the tense investigation.
"Mary At Sea" serves up a quintessential Golden Age radio mystery, blending murder, smuggling intrigue, and clever banter. Boston Blackie proves once again why he’s friend to the friendless (and a nightmare for bumbling crooks), all wrapped in the crackling energy of vintage radio drama.