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Colonel Carruthers
Assignment.
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Starring Brian Donlevy as Steve Mitchell. Brought to you by the makers of Anison for fast relief from pain of headaches, neuritis and neuralgia. By Chesterfield, the only cigarette that combines mildness with no unpleasant aftertaste. The cigarette that brings you Bing Crosby and Bob Hope. By your local Ford dealer, who is now displaying the new 1951 Ford, the car that's built for the years ahead. And by RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music, first in television.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, danger is my assignment. I get sent to a lot of places I can't even pronounce. They all spell the same thing, the whole trouble. But when I walk into the Commissioner's office, I don't realize this assignment's going involve a worthless scrap of paper which almost turns out to be my own death warrant. Morning, Commissioner.
Commissioner
Steve.
John J. Cully
I suppose I pulled you right out of a big deal as usual.
Steve Mitchell
No, matter of fact, it was all very innocent this time, Commissioner. I was out getting some new furniture for my apartment.
Colonel Carruthers
You were what?
Steve Mitchell
Sure, I just bought a coffee table with a lazy Susan.
Colonel Carruthers
Really?
Steve Mitchell
Well, on second thought, Susan wasn't so lazy after all.
Commissioner
That's what I thought.
Steve Mitchell
Well, Commissioner, I finally gotten the jump on you.
Commissioner
How's that?
Steve Mitchell
You're always calling me in here and sending me off into the wild blue yonder. So this time I'm ready for you. I'm all packed up and I've got my passport in my pocket. Now what wild and woolly spot are you sending me to this time?
Commissioner
Richmond, Virginia.
Colonel Carruthers
Why?
Steve Mitchell
You heard me, sir.
Colonel Carruthers
Richmond, Virginia.
Steve Mitchell
Great. That's what I get for trying to be a mastermind. Okay, so I unpack.
Commissioner
I wouldn't do that just yet, Steve. You start in Richmond. Where you end up is anybody's guess.
Steve Mitchell
What's the deal?
Commissioner
Ekman's in this country.
Steve Mitchell
Ekman? Hasn't anybody done the world a favor by knocking him off yet?
Commissioner
Steve, you know as much about Ekman as I do. He's part time foreign agent, part time international information peddler. He's smooth and tough and he's been in our hair for longer than I care to remember.
Steve Mitchell
What's he doing in the United States?
Commissioner
Can you Think of any reason why Ekman would steal an old Civil War map?
Steve Mitchell
Civil War map? Are you kidding?
Commissioner
We know Ekman went to Virginia. We also know he managed to crash a fancy dress ball given by a Colonel Carruthers there. After the ball, this map was missing from the wall of the Colonel's study.
Steve Mitchell
But I still don't see how a Civil War map could be important enough.
Commissioner
Neither do I. That's why you're going to Richmond now, Steve. Get down there, talk to Colonel Carruthers, then go anywhere and do anything you have to to get to the bottom of this whole deal.
Narrator
Well, that's it.
Commissioner
You've got your assignment.
Steve Mitchell
Good luck.
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You are listening to Dangerous Assignments starring Brian Donlevy in the role of Steve Mitchell, colorful, two fisted government agent. At all those places of the world where danger and intrigue walk hand in hand. There you will find Steve Mitchell on another dangerous assignment.
Steve Mitchell
Well, I've had a lot of screwball assignments in my time, but this one takes the cake. A Civil War map yet. I suppose the next thing I'll find out is that I'm up against a plot to blow up Chesapeake Bay. It's Wednesday. When I get to Richmond, I head for Colonel Carruthers mansion.
Colonel Carruthers
We're delighted in order to make your acquaintance, Mr. Mitchell, sir. Although I must confess I'm a little puzzled as to why they should send a man from Washington to investigate such a minor theft. But then the things they do in Washington have puzzled me for quite a spell.
Steve Mitchell
Now, we're interested in the case primarily because of the man who apparently stole the map, Colonel Carruthers. As for the map itself, the document
Colonel Carruthers
is of historical value only, sir. As you see, my study here is filled with relics of the Great War. War between the states, that is.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah. And the map had no value other than as a relic, huh?
Colonel Carruthers
None whatsoever? No, sir. No. It had to do with the Battle of Fredericksburg. December 1862. Decisive victory for the South, I might add. As a matter of fact, it was merely a rough sketch. But it was actually used by the Confederate army. That gives it value to a collector.
Steve Mitchell
Do you know this man? Ekman? Colonel Ekman? Yeah, the one who swiped the map.
Colonel Carruthers
The scoundrel passed himself off to me as a clayman. Fine old Southern Main. Or he claimed to be writing a book on the Battle of Fredericksburg. Matter of fact, I remember thinking at the time it was rather strange.
Steve Mitchell
What was?
Colonel Carruthers
Well, at least you'd be writing a book on the Battle of Fredericksburg when one was just Polish. Last month, one in which my relics and my research appear quite prominently. But to get back to this Cleburne or Ekman. Yes? Well, he wanted to browse through my books and my relics. I was quite preoccupied at the time. I was making preparation for a fancy dress ball, so I gave him permission. And it was after the ball was over that I discovered that the map
Steve Mitchell
was missing and the man with it. I see.
Colonel Carruthers
However, now, if you would care to see what that map looked like, there's a picture of it in this book I spoke of, the one that was published last month. It's the one in which my relics in my research appear. I happen to have a copy of that right here. The picture of the map is on page 263, approximately. Let's see. Oh, say, sir, just. Just in passing, here's a picture of the very sword used by Jeb Stewart himself in the charge of the battle.
Steve Mitchell
But the map. Colonel, please.
Colonel Carruthers
I'm coming to the map. Now, here's a picture of a. Of a genuine mini ball here.
Steve Mitchell
Mini? Mini how?
Colonel Carruthers
They used to shoot out a cannon.
Steve Mitchell
Colonel, the map.
Colonel Carruthers
Now, here's here. Somebody else is. Really? Yeah.
Zoe
Now, here we are.
Colonel Carruthers
Yeah. Here we are. Madness. Yeah.
Steve Mitchell
You were right when you said it was just a rough sketch. I don't get it. Why would a foreign agent like Ekman steal a map like this?
Colonel Carruthers
That's the mystery of it, sir.
Steve Mitchell
Of course, we're not completely sure it was Ekman who stole it. Colonel, these guests you were entertaining at the time.
Colonel Carruthers
Sir, if you were trying to imply that the people I invite into my home are of the caliber that would stoop to common sense.
Steve Mitchell
I'm not trying to imply anything, Colonel. I'm just. What's this scrawl in the lower right hand corner here?
Colonel Carruthers
I see it, sir. Thank you.
Zoe
Oh.
Colonel Carruthers
Oh, yes. Well, that is the signature of the man who made the map. A Frenchman named Cartier. He fought for the south during the Great War. Great friend of my daddy's. As a matter of fact, it was Cartier's great grandson, Bill Carter, who gave me this map. Bill Carter comes from a fine old Richmond family.
Steve Mitchell
Carter Cartier.
Colonel Carruthers
Yeah. Well, family changed the name around. I suspect Bill was shooking me up a little with the gift of that map. So the young blade could ask for my granddaughter Juliana's hand in Mary.
Steve Mitchell
I see. Well, thanks for the information, Colonel. I'll see you later. I leave Colonel Carruthers house still as much in the dark as when I came. Why Ekman would steal a map. 90 years old is a Way beyond me. But there must be a reason. I've got to find out what it is. Which means that first I've got to find Ekman. So I start checking. Three hours and 25 bucks later, I find a cab driver who remembers taking a man answering Ekman's description to the colonel's house last night, waiting for him a few minutes, and then taking him to a hotel in Richmond. I try the hotel, but Ekman's just checked out. The clerk remembers, however, hearing him inquire about the sailing time of a ship named the Southern Empress from Norfolk. I get there just as the ship is hauling in her gangplank. But I may get aboard the last second and head for the bridge and the captain.
Captain
No Mitchell. There's no Claiborne on my passenger list, and no Ekman either.
Steve Mitchell
That doesn't surprise me. Captain Ekman used the name of Claiborne in Richmond. And he could be using another name now.
Captain
You sure he's on this ship?
Colonel Carruthers
Pretty sure.
Captain
Well, you've written down his description for me. I'll pass it along to the rest of my officers.
Colonel Carruthers
Okay.
Steve Mitchell
I'll nose around the ship and spread the word among the stewards.
Captain
I think that would be your best chance.
Steve Mitchell
Incidentally, where are we heading?
Captain
Lisbon, Portugal.
Steve Mitchell
Lisbon?
Captain
Does that make sense to you? This man Ekman, I mean, is that where you figured he'd be heading?
Steve Mitchell
Lisbon? Coney Island? What's the difference does it make? Right now, nothing about this deal makes sense. Well, I'll check with you later. I nose around the ship all day, but I don't spot it. None of the stewards I talked to remember noticing him either. By now, I'm beginning to wonder if he's even on the ship. This is gonna look just great in an official report. Steve Mitchell, government agent on a wild goose chase across the Atlantic after a Civil War map. Well, towards evening, I head for the bar. Then I spot the girl. When I first noticed her, she's three stools away. The next time I look, she's two stools away. Then all of a sudden, she's right beside me.
Zoe
Howdy.
Colonel Carruthers
Hello.
Zoe
I always feel a girl shouldn't sit in a bar alone. Doesn't look right.
Steve Mitchell
Well, now you're not alone.
Zoe
You probably think it's real brazen of me to talk to a man I don't know.
Steve Mitchell
Well, they tell me life on board ship is pretty informal, miss.
Zoe
Besides. But my first name's Zoe.
Steve Mitchell
Steve Mitchell.
Zoe
Now, isn't that one.
Steve Mitchell
That one.
Zoe
I just knew your name would be Stevie. Oh, no, it's my. Hi. I just.
Steve Mitchell
Well, you're a one up on me there. I didn't just know your name would be Zoe.
Zoe
You enjoying the boat ride, Stevie?
Steve Mitchell
Oh, not particularly. How about you? Sounds like this is the farthest you've ever been away from the Mason Dixon Line.
Zoe
Now you're just poking fun at me, Stevie. I think I myself a mighty fine boat ride. Sure enough I managed to make me some friends. Poor little helpless girl like me, she needs friends wherever she is. I tell you for sure, you don't
Steve Mitchell
look very helpless to me, the way you've been downing those straight shots.
Zoe
Oh, those are just to give me some courage, Dede. I'm naturally such a shy little old person.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, I can see that. You on a vacation, Zoe?
Zoe
Uh huh.
Steve Mitchell
How'd you happen to pick Lisbon?
Zoe
Now, isn't that one? I couldn't in all the world tell you. Why, Stevie. I just stuck a pen and a map and it said Elizabeth.
Steve Mitchell
I see.
Zoe
Do you know this? Life aboard the boat is all so new to me. Sometimes I wish I'd stayed right at home. Body gets to feeling so helpless.
Steve Mitchell
So now we're back on that helpless routine.
Zoe
Oh, but I really am, Stevie. Why, you wouldn't believe it, but I can't even get that little old door on my stateroom lock. 35B, that is. That lock just won't seem to work right. Isn't that awful? Well, as a matter of fact, I think I ought to go try it again. I just know I won't be able to make it work right. Maybe sooner or later I'll find me some nice person who can help me.
Steve Mitchell
I don't doubt it.
Zoe
I'll see you later.
Steve Mitchell
You never can tell.
John J. Cully
That's quite a number, friend. I say, the little lady, she's quite a looker, isn't she?
Steve Mitchell
Well, she's looking all right.
John J. Cully
Cully's the name, friend. John J. Cully Mitchell's mine.
Steve Mitchell
How are you?
John J. Cully
Oh, well, I've had a little bout with my stomach right after we put to sea. But I'm feeling much better now. See, this is my first boat trip. I've ridden every railroad in the United States in my time, but never hot on the briny. Yes, it's quite an experience. Yes, sir.
Steve Mitchell
You travel a lot?
John J. Cully
Oh, yes, yes, sure do. Sure do. Here's my card, friend.
Steve Mitchell
John J. Coly, Acme Button Company. You sell buttons?
John J. Cully
Well, I don't give them away. Oh, yes. I figure I've sold an average of 2/3 a button to every man Woman and child of the United States.
Steve Mitchell
Quite a record. But what good's 2/3 a button?
John J. Cully
I'll say. You're mighty quick on the uptake, then.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, I'm a card.
John J. Cully
You ought to be shuffled and cut.
Steve Mitchell
Fine.
John J. Cully
You know, you and I speak the same language, Fred.
Steve Mitchell
Thanks.
John J. Cully
Yes, I've sold buttons in every state there is. Now I'm going over to do the same thing in Europe.
Steve Mitchell
The zipper doesn't have you scared, huh?
John J. Cully
Well, sir, that used to be a dirty word to me. But the way I've got it figured out now is this is a big world, friend. There's room in it for the zipper and the button.
Steve Mitchell
Well, that's reassuring.
John J. Cully
You know, our president said to me, not a week ago, he called me into his office, he did, plunk me down in a chair. And then old SH Says, sh, that's our president. Says to me, jj, That's. That's you, right? Yes. Says to me, go out, J.J. go out and button up the world. It's a great thought, isn't it?
Steve Mitchell
Oh, inspiring.
Captain
I Beg your pardon, Mr. Mitchell.
Steve Mitchell
Oh, Captain. Excuse me, Mr. Cully.
John J. Cully
Sure thing, Fred.
Steve Mitchell
Keep them flying.
John J. Cully
You may keep them button.
Steve Mitchell
What is it, Captain?
Captain
You know that particular passenger you're looking for, Ekman? There's A man in 31B who answers the general description, but his name is Pettibone.
Steve Mitchell
Thanks, Captain. I'll pay him a little visit. 31b.
Zoe
Why, Stevie.
Steve Mitchell
Wow. Ms. Magnolia Blossom. I thought your statement was 35B.
Zoe
Oh, it is. But I always feel that a person belongs to get acquainted with the neighbors. And when Mr. Pettibone was kind enough to ask me to step in for a teeny little old drink.
Steve Mitchell
Where is Mr. Pettibone?
Zoe
He just stepped out for me and I'll be right back.
Steve Mitchell
You said you were just on a vacation, didn't you, Zoe?
Zoe
I shouldn't have did.
Steve Mitchell
You're sure that's all there is to it? You don't happen to be interested in any Civil War relics, do you?
Zoe
You mean the war between states? Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about, Steve. Oh, here's Mr. Petty. Bone Lion.
John J. Cully
Hold it.
Zoe
Where's it going, Big?
Steve Mitchell
You're not a one.
Colonel Carruthers
Of course, Uncle Eggman.
Steve Mitchell
Of course I'm not Eggman. I'm Mr. Pettibone, if you please. And if you're a private detective, you can tell my wife. Private detective?
John J. Cully
Wife.
Steve Mitchell
Oh, great. Thank you and good evening, Mr. Pettibone. I go back on deck and I realize I'm Getting nowhere fast. The old feeling that this whole thing is some kind of a gag starts gnawing away at me again. Then the captain sends word to me that the mate has spotted another passenger who answers Ekman's description, a man in 42B. So I head below again. Probably another wild goose chase, but I've got to follow it up. I knock. No answer. Doors unlock. I go inside. Stateroom's dark, and I catch a whiff of a heavy Swedish smell. I flick on the lights. The room is all torn up. Then I hear a sound behind me. I start to whirl around, but too late. Something hard connects over my right ear and I hit the deck. When I come out of it, I know I've finally found Ekman. But I still don't know why he swiped the Civil War map. He's very, very dear.
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John J. Cully
Say, Bob, incidentally, now that you're with Chesterfield, suggestion, please. Why don't you try and conjecture yourself with a little. Little savoir faire, A little je ne sais quoi, Joie de vivre.
Steve Mitchell
Look, vie en rose. Don't try to dazzle me with that
John J. Cully
stale French of yours. I could dazzle you with English, Bob. Daz'll be enough out of you. Seriously, friends, Skin, Flint and I, we do agree 100% on this. Chesterfields are milder and they leave no unpleasant aftertaste. So always buy our cigarette.
Colonel Carruthers
Chesterfield.
John J. Cully
The best cigarette for you to smoke.
Zoe
Chesterfield. Chesterfield always wins first place. That milder, mild tobacco never leaves an aftertaste.
Colonel Carruthers
So open a pack, give him a smell, then you smoke them.
John J. Cully
Don't forget to give Crosby for Christmas. I mean the Chesterfield Christmas carton with Bing as Papa Santa Claus.
Narrator
Now back to dangerous assignment and brian donlevy as steve mitchell.
Captain
Any idea who killed Ekman, Mitchell?
Steve Mitchell
None at all, Captain. It was probably the same person who hit me over the head when I walked into Ekman's stateroom.
Captain
Whoever it was couldn't have gotten very far from Ekman's room.
Steve Mitchell
What do you mean?
Captain
Well, I came down the passageway just about a minute after you went into the stateroom. There was no one in sight.
Steve Mitchell
Let's see, who are some of the passengers whose staterooms are near Ekman's on B deck.
Captain
Well, ekman's stateroom was 42B. There's a Ms. Forsyth and 35B.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, the Southern Fried Chicken.
Captain
And a Mr. Pettibone in 31B.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, I've already met Mr. Pettibone, too.
Captain
I believe that most of the rest of the passengers from that area were up on deck when it happened.
Steve Mitchell
Well, so now I'm worse off than ever before. Now I don't know. Who's got the map.
Captain
I wouldn't say that.
Steve Mitchell
What do you mean, Captain?
Captain
You have the map, I have the.
Steve Mitchell
Now look.
Captain
Take a look in this envelope.
Steve Mitchell
Hey, the map. Where did you get it?
Captain
Captain, the mate told me this Ekman had asked him to lock up the envelope in the ship safe. So I thought I'd better see what was in it.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, it looks like the picture of it that I saw in that book. That colonel Cary this place back in the states.
Captain
What's so important about it, Mitchell?
Steve Mitchell
That's the point. It's just a rough sketch drawn by a guy named Cartier almost 90 years ago. So now I've got it. But I still don't know what the deal is all about. Wait. Did you lock up Eckman stateroom after we left?
Captain
Yes. I also posted a guard there.
Steve Mitchell
Good. I'd like to examine his papers. I'll meet you there in 10 minutes. First I want to have a talk with the bell of the south.
Zoe
Well, I say.
Steve Mitchell
Hello, Zoe.
Zoe
N. I just bet you finally came to see if you could help me fix that little old lock on my door.
Steve Mitchell
Well, not exactly. Oh, Zoe, the last time I saw you, you were in Mr. Pettibone's stateroom. How long did you stay there after I left?
Zoe
Only a minute, Steven. Mr. Pettibone, he was quite disturbed about your visit. He seemed to think you were a nasty old private detective or something like that. I told him I wouldn't pay you no never mind. Why you ask.
Steve Mitchell
Because not long ago, a man was killed just a few staterooms away.
Zoe
Oh, me. The things that can happen on a boat.
Steve Mitchell
Yeah, the things that can happen on a boat. I suppose you wouldn't be knowing anything about it.
Zoe
Well, Stevie, whatever do you mean?
Steve Mitchell
I. Hmm.
Zoe
What's the matter?
Steve Mitchell
Nothing. Got a cigarette, Zoe?
Zoe
Why, no, sugs. I'm all out.
Steve Mitchell
I see.
Zoe
Where you going?
Steve Mitchell
I'll see you later, Zoe.
Zoe
I do declare. If you aren't the strangest man I ever did.
Steve Mitchell
I leave Zoe's stateroom, go up on deck for a smoke? Now I know the trail is heating up. I caught a whiff of the same aroma in Zoe's room that I'd noticed in Ekman's room. And now I've got the smell pegged. It's turkish tobacco. So at this point, it looks like Zoe's tied up in the deal. But before I do anything about her, I've got to find out what the deal is. I head for Ekman's stateroom to meet the captain. On the way, I pass the bar cully. The button king flashes me a big grin and waves me to come over. But I've got no desire to talk buttons at this moment, so I keep walking. The captain and I go over all of Ekman's papers carefully. And finally I find something.
Captain
What is it, Mitchell?
Steve Mitchell
A letter, Captain, written by a guy named Corelli in Lisbon. An address to Ekman. It refers to certain interests who are willing to pay for proof.
Colonel Carruthers
Proof of what?
Steve Mitchell
It doesn't say. It also mentions an orteague family in Lisbon and says they're willing to add a big bundle of money, too.
Captain
You think that the Civil War map is somehow connected with all of this?
Steve Mitchell
I think it is. It could be the proof this Corelli talks about in that letter. But proof of what? I don't even have a glimmer right now. When do we dock in Lisbon?
Colonel Carruthers
Tomorrow morning.
Steve Mitchell
You know, I got a hunch that shortly after we dock, this Corelli is going to receive a visit from Ekman's partner.
Captain
But Ekman's dead.
Steve Mitchell
I know. That's why his partner has to carry on with the deal.
Captain
But do you know who this partner is?
Colonel Carruthers
Yeah. Who?
Steve Mitchell
Me? Yes, Corelli.
John J. Cully
Who are you?
Steve Mitchell
A friend of Ekman's.
Colonel Carruthers
Oh.
Commissioner
Come in. When did your boat die?
Steve Mitchell
20 minutes ago.
Commissioner
Where is Ekman?
Steve Mitchell
Somebody caught up with him.
Colonel Carruthers
He's dead. Dead?
Commissioner
What's him up?
Steve Mitchell
Don't worry about the map. It's a good thing Ekman and I both were working together on this deal.
Commissioner
You have the map?
Steve Mitchell
Yeah.
Commissioner
Give it to me.
Steve Mitchell
Not so fast, Corelli. I've been thinking. I'm not sure the dough is enough.
Commissioner
What? But it was all agreed. The interests who wish the map are willing to pay $10,000American. And the Ortique family is willing to add another 10,000.
Steve Mitchell
Maybe the map is worth more than that.
Commissioner
I would strongly advise you not to try and bargain with them. They are getting restless as it is. Any further delay might ruin the entire transaction.
Steve Mitchell
Okay. I'll call you in a couple of hours, Corelli.
John J. Cully
Very well.
Commissioner
If you do not have the map for me by then, I would not be surprised if the parties I represent had something for you.
Steve Mitchell
Something for me? What do you mean? A bullet. So now I've made the contact. But I still don't know why the map's so valu. But I do know I can't stall Corelli very long. I've got to get a line on the Orteague family and how they figure in the deal. So I head for the American Embassy.
Embassy Official
The Orteg family?
Colonel Carruthers
Sure.
Embassy Official
They've been a thorn in our side for quite a while, Mitchell. At least Mrs. Ortig has.
Steve Mitchell
That's just what I'd like to know, Woods. What about them?
Embassy Official
Well, Mrs. Ortig owns some land in the Middle east with a chromite mine on it. You know, the stuff that's used in steel manufacturing.
Colonel Carruthers
Yeah.
Embassy Official
She's leased the mine to the interests on the other side of the fence. We'd like the least because we need all the chromite we can get. Her husband's willing to go along with us, but she says no soap and it's her land. So there we are.
Steve Mitchell
How'd this Mrs. Ortake get the land in the first place? We've got a pretty big file on it.
Embassy Official
She inherited the land from her grandfather. He was the only living relative of his uncle. There'd been a son, but he was lost at sea on the way to America. So the upshot is, old man Cartier leaves the land to his nephew, who in turn leaves it to his granddaughter, Mrs. Ortega.
Steve Mitchell
Wait a minute. Did you say Cartier?
Colonel Carruthers
Yeah.
Embassy Official
Mrs. Orteg's maiden name. Why does the name ring a bell?
Steve Mitchell
A fire alarm? Let me check those files. I think this whole deal just fell into place. I go through the files, and 10 minutes later, I've got the answer. I go out and get into my car, and as I'm pulling away from the curb, I smell a very familiar aroma. The same Turkish tobacco I'd noticed in Ekman's room at the time of his murder. And later in Zoe's room. But before I can turn my head around, there's a gun barrel pressing against the back of my neck. Well, hello, Zoe. I can't say I'm too surprised to find you in my back seat.
John J. Cully
I'm afraid you've got the wrong party, friends.
Steve Mitchell
Cully.
John J. Cully
Yes. Just call me JJ. Keep your eyes straight ahead, friend.
Steve Mitchell
So the words leading button salesman turns out to be the big boy in this deal.
John J. Cully
Right you are, friend. There's only one thing more I have to button up.
Steve Mitchell
What's that?
John J. Cully
Have you? And I can do that very nicely with just one slug.
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Commissioner
See?
Narrator
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John J. Cully
He's driving straight ahead, friend. And remember, I'm sitting right behind you with a gun. Okay, gully, now reach in your pocket real gentle. I can pull out that map and hand it over.
Steve Mitchell
You know, it took me quite a while to find out why that map was so valuable to Mrs. Orteague and the outfit she's leasing that Middle east mining land to. The map proves that she doesn't own the land.
John J. Cully
Quite an important little piece of paper, isn't it, friend?
Steve Mitchell
It sure is. Old man Carter owned the land years ago and he thought his son was lost at sea on the way to America. So he left the land to his nephew who in turn passed it on to Mrs. Ortig. But actually that son wasn't lost at sea. He got to America and among other things, he drew a map with his signature on it. He's got some direct descendants in Richmond, Virginia, who are the rightful owners of the mining land.
John J. Cully
Sure, that's why certain people who are anxious to keep the lease don't want the map floating around. Now come on, hand it over.
Steve Mitchell
It was you who knocked off Ekman on the boat, huh?
John J. Cully
Really increasing the profits, friend. Originally it was going to be a three way split. Corelli, Ekman and myself. But I figured jj, that's you. Right, jj? I said to myself, why a three way split?
Steve Mitchell
So you knocked off Ekman to make it a two way split.
John J. Cully
I'm a jump ahead of your friend. I just took care of Corella. Now it's a one way split.
Steve Mitchell
You're a real go getter, aren't you?
John J. Cully
That I am.
Steve Mitchell
Well, that explains the smell of Turkish tobacco. You just killed Ekman and knocked me on the head. When you heard the captain coming down the passageway, you had to duck into another stateroom and you picked Zoe's. She was with Pettibone at the time. And that's why I smelled the smoke in her room. Later.
John J. Cully
Look, friend, Starling isn't going to do you any good now. Just trot off the map and give it to me.
Steve Mitchell
Okay. I guess I haven't got any choice. I got it here in my pocket.
John J. Cully
Hey, why did you speed up?
Steve Mitchell
I'm sorry, my foot slipped.
John J. Cully
Well, I'm slipping. Mitchell, that park car ahead of us.
Steve Mitchell
I see it. You're heading right for it, J.J.
Colonel Carruthers
you
Steve Mitchell
can't shoot when you draped over the front seats. JJ Let go of me. Let go of the gun.
Zoe
No.
Steve Mitchell
That's better,
John J. Cully
Mitchell.
Captain
Maybe.
John J. Cully
Maybe we can make a deal.
Steve Mitchell
Sorry the deck just got stacked against you, Cully. And a little matter of murder charged staring you in the face. And I'm sure when the Carter's back in the States, find that they own the mining land, they'll be happy to turn the lease over to our government. You had it all figured out, Cully. But I guess you forgot that fine old Southern proverb.
John J. Cully
What are you talking about?
Steve Mitchell
A man who poses as a button salesman sometime ends up getting clipped right on the article of the same name.
Narrator
Dangerous Assignment, starring Brian Donlevy as Steve Mitchell, is written by Bob Rife and Adrian John Doe. The music by Robert Armbruster and is produced and directed. Directed by Bill Karn. Be with us next week at this same time when Brian Donlevy, starring in the role of Steve Mitchell, will embark on another Dangerous Assignment. Dangerous assignment came to you from radio city in hollywood. Now more mystery on NBC's all star festival. Stay tuned for herbert marshall as the man called x. This is NBC, the national broadcasting company.
Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives
Host: Choice Classic Radio
Episode Title: Dangerous Assignment: The Empty Matchbook
Original Air Date: December 2, 1950
Podcast Release Date: July 15, 2026
Starring: Brian Donlevy as Steve Mitchell
This episode of Dangerous Assignment takes listeners on a suspenseful journey as government agent Steve Mitchell is tasked with unraveling the theft of a seemingly worthless Civil War map in Richmond, Virginia. The assignment quickly spirals into international intrigue involving espionage, murder, and a high-stakes battle over lucrative mining rights. Set against the backdrop of postwar uncertainty and classic radio wit, the episode brims with colorful characters and sharp dialogue, capturing the essence of Golden Age detective radio drama.
"I get sent to a lot of places I can't even pronounce. They all spell the same thing—trouble." — Steve Mitchell [01:23]
“As you see, my study is filled with relics of the Great War—war between the states, that is.” — Colonel Carruthers [04:32]
“You know, I’ve sold an average of 2/3 of a button to every man, woman, and child in the United States.” — John J. Cully [12:22]
"The map proves that she doesn't own the land." — Steve Mitchell [25:55]
“There's only one more thing I have to button up... and I can do that very nicely with just one slug.” — John J. Cully [24:16]
“A man who poses as a button salesman sometimes ends up getting clipped right on the article of the same name.” — Steve Mitchell [28:02]
The episode is rife with brisk, wisecracking dialogue, suspenseful atmosphere, and classic radio drama sound effects. Characters are drawn with care—mixing Southern hospitality, bureaucratic banter, and international intrigue. Underneath the humor and casual camaraderie lies a genuine sense of peril—a hallmark of "Dangerous Assignment."
“The Empty Matchbook” weaves a clever, globe-spanning mystery around a forgotten scrap of Civil War history. Brian Donlevy’s Steve Mitchell is equal parts sardonic and shrewd, piecing together a puzzle that turns relics into weapons of international leverage. In the end, it’s old-fashioned legwork and quick thinking, not just luck, that saves the day—buttoning up another dangerous assignment with radio drama’s trademark blend of wit and danger.