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Detective Joe Friday
Welcome to Choice Classic Radio, where we bring to you the greatest old time radio shows. Like us on Facebook. Subscribe to us on YouTube and thank you for donating@ChoiceClassicRadio.com Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Dragnet the you're a detective sergeant. You're assigned a missing persons detail. You get a call that a man has failed to return to his home, there's reason to suspect foul play. Your job, investigate. It was Friday. January 2nd. Was overcast in Los Angeles. We're working the night. Watch out. A homicide division missing. My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Warman. My name's Friday. I was on my way back from communications and it was 8:12am when I got to room 24. Squad room. Well, it's hard to believe, isn't it? January 2nd, another year gone by. Yeah. You see this evening sports page? No, I didn't. Why? Still talking about that Rose bowl game. Oh, is that so? You know, Joe, looks to me like that last play of the game's gonna end up like the Dempsey Tuning thing. The what? The Dempsey Tuning fight. Oh, I don't think it will. Oh, yeah. Big controversy over that last play. Well, since when all the sports writers agree. Well, that's where you're wrong, Joe. How do you figure that? I read them all. Examiner, Times, Herald News, the Mirror. They all agree. The officials called it right. All the sports writers, huh? Every one of them, apparently. You haven't seen this. I've never seen that paper before in my life. No, that's where you're wrong, Joe. All the writers don't agree on that last play. See? Finchley Crockett right there. You can see for yourself.
Fred Madison
Who?
Detective Joe Friday
Finchley Crockett.
Fred Madison
Who's he?
Detective Joe Friday
Only the sports editor, that's all. The editor? What. What paper is this, Jesse? County Realist picked it up tonight on my way in. Yeah, well, the game's over, so let's just forget about it. What do you say? Oh, sure. Just overlook the only right call on the game, huh? Just pass it right by, Joe. Finchley Crockett's never been wrong. Called the World Series. The All Star Game. Picked the heavyweight champ before the fight. He's accurate, Joe. Good for him. But it's over and the score still stands. Next year's another game. Okay, listen to this. I'm going to read this column to you. The Bird Says by Finchley Crockett. What's the name of the column? The Bird. Bird. Crockett who?
Fred Madison
Well.
Detective Joe Friday
Oh, I forgot to tell you. When Crockett played for the Trojans, his nickname was the Bird. I don't remember anybody but that name playing for usc. No, Joe. Jcu, Jesse County Trojans. Oh, yeah, sure. Now listen to what he says. It is a rare treat when the editor of a small town paper gets to see one of the nation's bowl games. But your editor was so treated this week at the county seat. As you all know, the new television transmitter is now operating. And it is a rare treat. As you know, there's nothing like being at the game. But it is a rare treat when the editor of a small town paper gets to see one of the nation's bowl games. He's a real great guy, Joe. And in closing, yours truly would like to go on record and say that the last play of the game was a complete mystery to me. Go ahead. Go ahead. That's it, Joe. He made his point. That's all there is to the entire column. Well, that's it. It proves that all the sports writers didn't agree on the last play of the game. I get it. Missing Persons Friday. Yes, ma', am. That's right. All right, we'll be right out. No, ma'. Am. Right away. Bye. What do you got? Missing husband? Yeah. Wife says he and another man went out this afternoon. He's over three hours late getting home. It's kind of early to start worrying, huh? Well, not the way she puts it. What do you mean? Well, the fellow with him. Yeah? Her husband was going to have him put in jail. 8:32pm Frank and I left the office and drove out to. The address was located on Agatha Street. The lettering on the window read Helmer's Mannequin Rental and Sales. The store was dark except for a single light at the rear of the place. We knocked and a small woman in her 50s answered the door. We identified ourselves and she asked us in.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
You want to come back to the office?
Detective Joe Friday
Thank you.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Watch your steps there. It's kind of dark.
Detective Joe Friday
Thank you. These dummies sure look like real people.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yes, they specialize in lifelike models. I've been working on the books. Trying to keep my mind off of what's happened. Do you want to sit down?
Detective Joe Friday
That's all right, Ms. Helmer. You go ahead. You want to tell us what this is all about?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Now Jason's gone.
Detective Joe Friday
That's your husband's name, Jason Helmer?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
That's right.
Detective Joe Friday
How old is he?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
53. He had a birthday last October.
Detective Joe Friday
Why do you think something's happened to him?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Because it's not like him to do a thing like this without telling me.
Detective Joe Friday
He told me on the phone that you'd heard from him. Is that right?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Not from him. Fred Madison called me.
Detective Joe Friday
When was that?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
I guess it was about 5:45. Might have been 6. No later.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, what'd this fellow Madison say to you?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Told me that Jason was coming right home.
Detective Joe Friday
Were they together when he called?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
You know, Fred said they were.
Detective Joe Friday
Did you talk to your husband?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No. At the time, I didn't think it'd be necessary.
Detective Joe Friday
You know where they called from?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Fred said some bar.
Detective Joe Friday
Did he mention a name?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No, and I didn't ask. I guess I was afraid to.
Detective Joe Friday
What do you mean?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, Jason used to drink quite a bit. We had a lot of trouble over it. Seemed like everything was falling apart. Then he straightened up and quit. He hasn't had a drink of liquor in 10 years. When Fred called, I thought that maybe he'd gotten Jason started again.
Detective Joe Friday
Did he say your husband had been drinking?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No, no, he just told me that Jason was leaving the bar and be right home.
Detective Joe Friday
Was he driving?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, I don't know, ma'.
Detective Joe Friday
Am.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
My husband hurt his shoulder a couple of days ago. He wrenched it. I don't think he's able to drive very well. He might try to make it with one hand. Our car has that automatic drive thing, you know, you don't have to shift gears. Yes, sir, but I don't think he'd have driven.
Detective Joe Friday
Did he leave in your car?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yes. Fred told him he'd drive.
Detective Joe Friday
Where'd he go?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, like I told you on the phone, to the races.
Detective Joe Friday
Your husband usually go there?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No. The only reason he went today was to collect some money. From who? Fred.
Detective Joe Friday
He's the man your husband was going to put in jail. Is that right?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yes, that's right.
Detective Joe Friday
Why?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, he's owed us some money for quite a while. About four months ago, Jason asked him for it. Fred wrote a check. It wasn't any good.
Detective Joe Friday
You want to go ahead?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, Jason tried to get in touch with Fred and wanted to give him the chance to make good on the check. Was never able to catch him at home. Talked to him on the phone. But Fred was never there when my husband went over to see him. Jason told him to have the money this morning and the bad chick would be turned over to police. Fred showed up here this morning. We thought he'd come to pay the money, but he told us he didn't have it. Jason said there wasn't any reason to spend more time on it. Said they might as well go to the police. That's when Fred told us that he could get the money out at the racetrack. He wanted Jason to drive him out there.
Detective Joe Friday
Is that what happened?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yeah. At first, Jason didn't want to, you know, with his sore shoulder. He told Fred to take a bus. Fred said he didn't have any money and begged my husband to drive him. Told him how he'd pay the money he owed and have enough to get home. Yeah, well, they Left here about 11.
Detective Joe Friday
Did this Fred Madison say who he was going to get the money from?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No, just that it was some friend.
Detective Joe Friday
Can you give us a description of your husband's car?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yes, I've got the license number, too, if you want it.
Detective Joe Friday
How about a description of both men?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, I can give you that.
Detective Joe Friday
All right. Gentlemen.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Sergeant.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'? Am?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
You've been through this kind of thing before. You ought to know. What's that About Jason. Do you think he's all right?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, I wouldn't know, Ms. Halmer. We'll try to find out.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
We've been so close the last 10 years, ever since he stopped drinking. I guess that's what I'm afraid of more than anything else. Him starting up again.
Detective Joe Friday
This man I can understand.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Do you think he might have started up again?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, I wouldn't know that either, but I'd say things might be in your favor.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, how's that?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, 10 years is a long time.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yeah.
Detective Joe Friday
Good habits are hard to break, too. Before we left the store, we got a complete description of Jason Helmer and Fred Madison. We also got Madison's address and the license number of the car they were driving. Mrs. Halmer gave us a recent photograph of her husband. And we checked with R and I on both men. We found a record on each one of them. Helmer had been booked 12 times for drunk. The last one was over 10 years ago. Madison had been picked up for drunk, suspicion of burglary and writing checks without sufficient funds. We checked the jails and the hospitals, and we found that neither man had been booked in the last five hours. We went back to the office and got a local on an APB on both men and the car. 9:46pm we drove out to talk to Fred Madison. There was no one at home, but we got the information that his wife was employed at a restaurant on Clay Street. We went over to see her.
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Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Can I help you?
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, I'd like to see Mrs. Madison, please.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Who are you?
Detective Joe Friday
Police officers. This is my partner, Frank Smith. My name's Friday. Here's our identification.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Uh huh. Well, I'm Lorna Madison. What do you want?
Detective Joe Friday
A few questions we'd like to ask.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
You mind going in the back to talk? Don't want everybody in the place to know my business.
Detective Joe Friday
Oh. Huh.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Who's back here? Hard enough to keep the job. Go ahead, sit down.
Detective Joe Friday
Thank you.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Can I get you some coffee?
Detective Joe Friday
No, thank you. Oh, ma', am.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
I don't have to ask you what this is all about.
Detective Joe Friday
I guess say pardon.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Something about Fred?
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Fred Madison
Am.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
What'd he do?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, we're not sure that he's done anything yet, Ms. Madison.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Then why are you here?
Detective Joe Friday
We're trying to find him.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
He is in trouble.
Detective Joe Friday
We just want to talk to him. Could you tell us where he might be, Mr. Yes, we have.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Well, I don't know then. He left this morning, said he'd be home early.
Detective Joe Friday
Have you heard from him?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No.
Detective Joe Friday
Did he say where he was going.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
When he left the racetrack?
Detective Joe Friday
Was he going with anybody? Would you know?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
He didn't say.
Detective Joe Friday
What kind of work does your husband do, Ms. Madison?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
He's a collector.
Detective Joe Friday
What's that?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
He collects corks and bottles. Ma', am, I'm trying to tell you, he doesn't work. He just drinks.
Detective Joe Friday
Then how could he afford to go to the races?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
He can't. The only money he's got is what he can borrow from other people to steal from my purse.
Detective Joe Friday
Did he say why I was going to the races?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Oh, I don't care what he does anymore. I tried to help him, but he doesn't make any effort to change. Just goes on drinking and feeling sorry for himself.
Detective Joe Friday
Any idea where he'd go if he was drinking.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Any place where he can mooch a drink. He's even tried it here.
Detective Joe Friday
Can you give us the name of any of the places?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yeah, I can tell you. But will you tell me what he's done?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, just like we said, Ms. Madison, we're not sure that he's done anything yet.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
That's the truth.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'. Am. We just like to talk to him.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
All right. I think I can help you find him. I got a phone call earlier this evening.
Detective Joe Friday
From your husband?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
No, from a friend of ours in the Valley. David Neeson. Fred had called him. Fred wanted to use his place tonight. Davis said he could. I asked him if Fred had been drinking. He said he couldn't tell, but I know he has. Follows a pattern.
Detective Joe Friday
How's that, Ms. Manson?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
He's done it before. Go out to David's place, drink himself into a stupor. David always calls me, so I won't worry. Could I have something in your offices?
Detective Joe Friday
All right.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
If you find him there, will you do what you can for him?
Detective Joe Friday
What do you think it's gonna do any good?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
What do you mean? Mr. Friday?
Detective Joe Friday
I don't think he'd take our help, would he? Why, he didn't want yours. Ms. Madison gave us the address of the place where her husband was supposed to. We also got the address and phone number of David Neeson. We put in a call to him, but he hadn't heard from Madison. Frank and I left the restaurant and drove out to the San Fernando Valley. On the way out, it started to rain. 3113 Nordhoff street was a small redwood house. We parked the car and walked up onto the porch. Frank tried the door. Better try it again. Yeah. Yeah.
Fred Madison
Who's there?
Detective Joe Friday
Madison, open the door.
Fred Madison
Don't worry. I didn't order anything.
Detective Joe Friday
Come on, Madison, open up. Doesn't sound like he's doing too good.
Fred Madison
What do you want?
Detective Joe Friday
Let's talk inside.
Fred Madison
Sure wouldn't keep anybody out at night like this. Come on in.
Detective Joe Friday
Police officers.
Fred Madison
Now, let's go over by the fire. It's cold out here. In the middle of the room.
Detective Joe Friday
You Fred Madison?
Fred Madison
Well, that's what you call me when you pounded on the door.
Detective Joe Friday
That's right.
Fred Madison
You friends of Dave's?
Detective Joe Friday
We've talked to him.
Fred Madison
He's a nice fellow, old Dave. This his house, you know?
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, we know.
Fred Madison
Nice place. Roof's tight. Good bar. He's a great friend, old Dave.
Detective Joe Friday
Come on, get up. Yeah, I.
Fred Madison
How you fellas like a drink? You know, something keep the chill out.
Detective Joe Friday
No, we don't want one. And we think you've had enough, too.
Fred Madison
Well, how about you, mister?
Detective Joe Friday
No. Oh, okay.
Fred Madison
But don't say I didn't try to.
Detective Joe Friday
Put the glass down. Madison, you don't have enough trouble answering our questions as it is.
Fred Madison
Well, that's just where you're wrong.
Detective Joe Friday
Is that right?
Fred Madison
Yeah. One thing everybody says about old Fred, he can handle his booze. You never seen old Fred swinging?
Detective Joe Friday
Put that glass down.
Fred Madison
Okay.
Detective Joe Friday
Like to cooperate?
Fred Madison
Mind if I sit down here?
Detective Joe Friday
I'll help you. Sit right here.
Fred Madison
All right. Oh, Dave ought to get some cushions for these benches.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah. You want to start talking now?
Fred Madison
Whenever you're ready.
Detective Joe Friday
What'd you do today?
Fred Madison
All day?
Detective Joe Friday
That's right.
Fred Madison
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Detective Joe Friday
Where'd you go?
Fred Madison
Took a little ride out to the track.
Detective Joe Friday
Races?
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Took a little ride.
Detective Joe Friday
Did you go by yourself? Mm? I said, did you go to the races by yourself?
Fred Madison
As a matter of fact, I didn't.
Detective Joe Friday
Who'd you go with?
Fred Madison
Friend of mine.
Detective Joe Friday
What's his name?
Fred Madison
Well, you don't know him.
Detective Joe Friday
Give us his name.
Fred Madison
Jason.
Detective Joe Friday
Homer, tell us what happened.
Fred Madison
Well, nothing. We drove out there and saw the horses.
Detective Joe Friday
Did you make any bets? No. Then why'd you go?
Fred Madison
I like horses.
Detective Joe Friday
You know that's not the reason. Now, come on.
Fred Madison
Okay. I went out to collect some money.
Detective Joe Friday
From who?
Fred Madison
Why are you asking all these questions?
Detective Joe Friday
Did you get the money? Yeah. What'd you do with it?
Fred Madison
I don't think that's any of your business.
Detective Joe Friday
You do anything wrong with it?
Fred Madison
No.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, then you don't mind telling us.
Fred Madison
Do you pay to Bill.
Detective Joe Friday
To who?
Fred Madison
Jason.
Detective Joe Friday
How much you owe him?
Fred Madison
A hundred bucks. Listen, I don't like all these questions. The way you guys came in here, I don't like it at all. I don't think I'm gonna answer anything more for you.
Detective Joe Friday
I think you are. Where'd you go after you left the track? Come on.
Fred Madison
Madison told you. Drove out to the Valley. Howmer go with you? Yes, he did.
Detective Joe Friday
Who drove?
Fred Madison
Me. Jason has a sore shoulder.
Detective Joe Friday
All right.
Fred Madison
We stopped at a bar, had a couple of drinks. Homer was feeling pretty good that he got paid.
Detective Joe Friday
How about Helmer? Did he have anything to drink? Who? Helmer?
Fred Madison
Yeah. Yeah, a couple.
Detective Joe Friday
What was the name of the bar? The bar? What's the name of it?
Fred Madison
Well, I don't know.
Detective Joe Friday
You stopped at a place and you don't know the name of it?
Fred Madison
That's the way it is. It doesn't matter what name's on the outside anyway. Just what's on the bottles. That's what's important.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, what happened then?
Fred Madison
Jason said he had to go home. He wanted me to call his wife and tell her he was on the way.
Detective Joe Friday
Did you?
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Detective Joe Friday
What time was that?
Fred Madison
I guess about 5:30. Someplace in there.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah.
Fred Madison
Well, we sat around and had a couple more and then he left.
Detective Joe Friday
You stayed on after Halmer left? Yeah. Who paid for the drinks?
Fred Madison
Well, who do you think? Me.
Detective Joe Friday
How much money did you collect out at the track?
Fred Madison
100 bucks. Collected it and then paid Jason.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, let's see your wallet.
Fred Madison
Why?
Detective Joe Friday
Come on, get it up. How much money have you got?
Fred Madison
I don't know.
Detective Joe Friday
Not much. Well, take a guess, will you?
Fred Madison
20, $30.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, open your wallet and count it.
Fred Madison
Well, it might be better if you did.
Detective Joe Friday
I said you counted.
Fred Madison
Okay, but don't get mad at me if I do it wrong.
Detective Joe Friday
We'll try not to.
Fred Madison
All right, let's see. 10, 20 by 5, 26, 27, 27. That and the change I still got in my pocket. You want me to count that too?
Detective Joe Friday
Never mind.
Fred Madison
I'll be glad to do it for you.
Detective Joe Friday
Let me see your wallet. Certainly.
Fred Madison
Here you are.
Detective Joe Friday
You keep the money. Now give me the wallet.
Fred Madison
Wallet's a present from my wife. Real nice. A cordovan, leather, not a stitch in it, you know, all folded.
Detective Joe Friday
Okay. Here, put it back in your pocket.
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Detective Joe Friday
Thank you. Where'd you get the money, Madison?
Fred Madison
From in my wallet. Before that, I had it.
Detective Joe Friday
Since when?
Fred Madison
This morning. I won't hold.
Mrs. Helmer / Mrs. Madison
Why?
Detective Joe Friday
We got it that you were broke this morning.
Fred Madison
Oh, I got it now. Now I have got it.
Detective Joe Friday
You have, huh?
Fred Madison
You think I'm a thief, isn't that it?
Detective Joe Friday
We'll let you tell us.
Fred Madison
No deal, huh? I didn't steal it.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, then where'd you get it?
Fred Madison
From my bank.
Detective Joe Friday
When did you get it?
Fred Madison
Tonight.
Detective Joe Friday
You're gonna have to do a little better than that, Madison.
Fred Madison
Well, I don't know why. Be perfectly happy to prove it to.
Detective Joe Friday
You when you're ready, huh?
Fred Madison
All right, I'll show you.
Detective Joe Friday
Take you right out there.
Fred Madison
You think all the banks close at the same time, don't you?
Detective Joe Friday
Go ahead.
Fred Madison
Well, you're wrong. Mine's always open. Cook prices don't pay any interest, but it's there and it's always open.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, let's go.
Fred Madison
Sure. Take you right out there. It's out in Canoga Park.
Detective Joe Friday
You got a coat?
Fred Madison
No, sir. Hey, how about a little drink before we go, huh? Kind of warm.
Detective Joe Friday
Put that down. I told you, once.
Fred Madison
You'Ve had enough of that. Ain't that much. Hate to figure what happened if I ever ran out. I hate to think about it. Be terrible to have to go around it.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, I'll tell you something. What's that? That bank of yours isn't there. You're going to get the chance. Because of Fred Madison's condition, it was difficult to know how much of the truth he was telling us. We went back to the car and started to drive toward Canoga Park. On the way, we stopped and put in a call to Mrs. Helmer. Her husband still hadn't returned. Madison directed us to drive to a ranch type house on Kelvin Avenue. By the time we got there, it stopped raining. We parked the car and walked up to the house. There were no lights on and no answer when we rang the bell. All right, Madison, you through playing games now?
Fred Madison
Banks, out in the backyard.
Detective Joe Friday
What backyard?
Fred Madison
There's a barbecue out there. Banks. A tin can near there.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, show us. Sure.
Fred Madison
I used to live in this house, that's all. Yeah. Always figured that someday I was gonna need some money. One time I just went out and buried some. Figured there'd be a time when I was gonna need it. Yeah, and it's a tin can at a barbecue.
Detective Joe Friday
What time are you here today?
Fred Madison
I don't know. I don't have a watch.
Detective Joe Friday
Haven't got any idea, huh? Sorry.
Fred Madison
That catch is kind of tricky. You gotta pull it towards you. I always meant to fix that when we lived here.
Detective Joe Friday
All right. Now, where's the barbecue?
Fred Madison
One of you got a flashlight? Now let me have it.
Detective Joe Friday
You tell us where you want it pointed.
Fred Madison
Gee, you don't trust anybody.
Detective Joe Friday
Where's the barbecue?
Fred Madison
It's over in the corner of the yard, right near the fence. Where?
Detective Joe Friday
Over here.
Fred Madison
Swing the light over to the left.
Detective Joe Friday
All right. There's nothing there.
Fred Madison
Maybe I made a mistake. It's been a while since I've been here. I must be in the other corner of the yard.
Detective Joe Friday
Over here, huh?
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, take a good look. You're not doing so good tonight, are you, Madison?
Fred Madison
I don't understand. I saw it today.
Detective Joe Friday
Probably the owner of the house. We'll check with him.
Fred Madison
Sure. Don't understand it. Right in the corner of the yard, near the fence. Some of you fellas you're looking for.
Detective Joe Friday
Police officer, sir. Who tried the door? There wasn't anybody home.
Fred Madison
Tell me what this is all about.
Detective Joe Friday
You live here, do you? That's right.
Fred Madison
What are you looking for?
Detective Joe Friday
You know anything about a barbecue pit in the backyard here?
Fred Madison
Yeah.
Detective Joe Friday
What want to tell us where it is.
Fred Madison
I tore it down. Three months ago.
Detective Joe Friday
We returned Fred Madison to the office for further injur interrogation. Frank and I attempted to talk to him without result. He said he couldn't remember where he'd gotten the money. He couldn't tell us where Jason Halmer was. We put in a call to the missing man's home, but he still hadn't returned. We rechecked the hospitals and the jails without result. 1:14am we were ready to give it up for the night. Frank went over to the office and I got Madison ready to leave.
Fred Madison
You're going to take me to jail now?
Detective Joe Friday
You called it. Come on, Joe, hold it up. Madison, what do you got? A call just came in about Helmer's car. They just found it. While men from the business office took Madison over to the main jail for booking, Frank and I drove out to the Valley again. Helmer's car had been found about a mile off Topanga Canyon Boulevard on Farview Road. It was back off the road and partially hidden by the trees. When we got there, a radio car was standing by. We talked to the officer. Take a look at the back stuff.
Fred Madison
On the ground there. I covered it with the boxes in case it started to rain again.
Detective Joe Friday
That's good.
Fred Madison
These stains here on the ground, I don't know if they're gonna mean anything.
Detective Joe Friday
You got anything we can use to open this trunk?
Fred Madison
I'll check our car.
Detective Joe Friday
All right. What do you think? I don't know. Better get in touch with the crime lab. Have him come out and go over the place. Yeah. Here, I got something. Can you get it? Put that light over here, will you? Yeah. How's that? That's better. Need some help? No, I think I got it. Here. Once more ought to do it now. Yeah. There we are.
Fred Madison
Let's get it open now.
Detective Joe Friday
Thought maybe we'd be wrong.
Fred Madison
Yeah, Chalmer.
Detective Joe Friday
We put in a call to the crime lab and they came out and made an investigation of the scene. From what we could tell, Halmer had been killed by some sort of blunt instrument. His empty wallet was in the trunk beside the body. 6:48am we had Fred Madison brought from his cell. I feel lousy.
Fred Madison
My head feels like it don't belong to me. Why don't you tell us the truth? You haven't told me what this is about. There's no reason why I should answer your questions if I don't know what you're trying to get at.
Detective Joe Friday
We told you, we want the truth.
Fred Madison
All these questions over and over the same things.
Detective Joe Friday
You can make it easy on yourself.
Fred Madison
Well, how?
Detective Joe Friday
Come up with the right answers.
Fred Madison
But I told you.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, like the bar you went to called the I don't know. Huh?
Fred Madison
I'd tell you the name if I knew. I've been drinking pretty good.
Detective Joe Friday
I'll get it. Right? Yeah.
Fred Madison
Some crime after you.
Detective Joe Friday
Here.
Fred Madison
Joe.
Detective Joe Friday
Madison? Yeah. This is about your bank.
Fred Madison
What do you mean?
Detective Joe Friday
This explains where you got the money. What? When you took the currency from Helmer's wallet, you left three perfect prints on one of the celluloid envelopes.
Fred Madison
Means something has happened to Helmer.
Detective Joe Friday
You tell us. Come on. You can drop the bluff. These prints are enough to indict you. You wanna tell us?
Fred Madison
He was gonna send me to jail. I. I didn't get the money at the track. I tried to get him to give me some more time.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah.
Fred Madison
He was so righteous about it. Said I had enough time, he was gonna go the police. I pleaded with him, but he wouldn't listen. It happened real quick. Maybe if I hadn't been drinking, it might not have been this way. I don't know.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah.
Fred Madison
When I started to think about the big trouble it was in, I figured it was all a kind of money.
Detective Joe Friday
All right.
Fred Madison
There really was a guy at the track, you know. He was gonna lend me the money to pay Homer. If he'd loaned me the money would have solved everything.
Detective Joe Friday
What was another way?
Fred Madison
What do you mean?
Detective Joe Friday
That money you owed Helmer. Yeah. You could have worked for Frederick Carson. Madison was tried and convicted of murder in the first degree. And received sentence as prescribed by law. On recommendation of the jury, he was sentenced to life imprisonment in the state penitentiary, San Quentin, California. You have just heard Dragnet. The authentic story of your police force in action. And starring Jack Webb. A presentation of the United States Armed Forces Radio.
Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: Dragnet: The Big Mannikin (10/19/1954)
Airdate: October 14, 2025 (rebroadcast)
Host: Choice Classic Radio
This episode of Dragnet—“The Big Mannikin”—follows Detective Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner, Frank Smith, as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of Jason Helmer after a day spent with his dubious acquaintance, Fred Madison. Set against the noirish pulse of 1950s Los Angeles, the story explores themes of trust, addiction, moral downfall, and the relentless pursuit of justice. The meticulous investigation reveals old wounds, alcoholism, and ultimately, a murder fueled by desperation and broken promises.
Setting:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.”
The Call:
Nature of Disappearance:
“I've been working on the books. Trying to keep my mind off of what's happened... Now Jason's gone.”
Suspicions and Motive:
“We've been so close the last 10 years, ever since he stopped drinking. I guess that's what I'm afraid of more than anything else. Him starting up again.”
[09:21] “Well, ten years is a long time... Good habits are hard to break, too.”
Confronting Mrs. Madison:
[11:56] Mrs. Madison: “He collects corks and bottles—Ma’am, I'm trying to tell you, he doesn't work. He just drinks.”
Locating Fred:
Police Questioning:
“You fellas like a drink? Something to keep the chill out?”
Trail of Deceit:
Cornered by Forensics:
“This explains where you got the money. When you took the currency from Helmer’s wallet, you left three perfect prints on one of the celluloid envelopes.”
“He was gonna send me to jail... It happened real quick. Maybe if I hadn’t been drinking, it might not have been this way. I don’t know.”
Motive and Regret:
“Madison was tried and convicted of murder in the first degree. And received sentence as prescribed by law... sentenced to life imprisonment in the state penitentiary, San Quentin, California.”
On Journalistic Disagreement
“You see this evening's sports page?” – Frank Smith
“No, I didn’t. Why?” – Joe Friday
On Addiction’s Shadow
“We've been so close the last 10 years, ever since he stopped drinking. I guess that's what I'm afraid of more than anything else. Him starting up again.”
Cynicism and Humor in the Face of Suffering
“One thing everybody says about old Fred, he can handle his booze. You never seen old Fred swinging?”
Pivotal Confrontation and Evidence
“This explains where you got the money. When you took the currency from Helmer’s wallet, you left three perfect prints...”
Rationalizing Desperation
“He was gonna send me to jail... If I hadn’t been drinking, it might not have been this way.”
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|---------------------------------------| | 00:26 | Friday sets up the case | | 05:24 | Interview with Mrs. Helmer | | 10:50 | Interview with Mrs. Madison | | 13:54 | Finding Fred Madison in the Valley | | 19:20 | Fred leads detectives to former home | | 22:58 | Discovery of Helmer’s car and body | | 24:12 | Final interrogation and confession | | 25:35 | Madison’s conviction and sentencing |
The episode is a classic of hard-boiled detective drama: terse, factual dialog from Friday and Smith, interspersed with moments of dry, fatalistic humor and occasional warmth. The pain of addiction, regret, and moral conflict surfaces poignantly in the voices of Mrs. Helmer and Fred Madison, giving emotional texture to the procedural backbone.
“The Big Mannikin” is a taut exploration of human frailty and the inexorable unraveling of truth. It masterfully blends procedural rigor with emotional resonance, culminating in a confession born of forensic evidence and psychological cornering. Nostalgic, gripping, and expertly acted, this episode exemplifies why Dragnet endures as a pillar of old-time radio detective drama.