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Dragnet. The documented drama of an actual crime. For the next 30 minutes, in cooperation with the Los Angeles Police Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the law through an actual case transcribed from official police files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Dragnet is the story of your police force in action.
Detective Joe Friday
It was Wednesday, February 6th. It was cool in Los Angeles. We were working the day watch out of forgery detail. My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Welsh. My name is Friday. I was on my way back from the forgery office and it was 10:22am when I got to the mug room.
Ms. Parkinson
I'm sure about it, officer. If I ever see that woman again, I'll know her. Don't you have any doubt about it. I'll know her.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Ms. Parkinson
Am.
Detective Joe Friday
Now if you'll just look for this book, please. Have you seen anyone who might be the woman, Ms. Parkinson?
Ms. Parkinson
No, not yet, sergeant. But if she's got her picture in here, I'll find it for you. Never forget that face. So sweet. And kind. They sort of reminded me of my mother, rest her soul. That's why I cashed the check for I never would have done it if there hadn't been something like that.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Am.
Detective Joe Friday
I wonder if you'd mind running over it again for us. Might have been something you forgot, maybe.
Ms. Parkinson
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't forget anything about her. But I can tell you about it if you'd like.
Detective Joe Friday
All right, fine, Ms. Parkinson, if you just start at the beginning again.
Ms. Parkinson
Fine. Would you mind calling me Ethel? I don't much care for formality. Feel better when people call me by my given name?
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma', am. If you go right ahead, please.
Ms. Parkinson
Well, this morning when I found out about it, like to peeled right over. When the check came back from the bank, opened up the other mail, mostly from people who want to sell me things for the store. And there it was. Let it from the bank with a check inside stable to one of those forms. You know, the kind they just checked with a pencil. Like I said, there it was. Place it was checked for. The account was unknown. You can just bet I got on the phone and called the bank people.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma', am, I understand.
Ms. Parkinson
I told them they'd made some sort of mistake, that they'd better set it right. I was so sure that you wouldn't do a thing like this. Well, you know how banks are. They said they'd check it for me, and I waited on the phone while they did. And they said it wasn't any mistake. Well, you can just bet that I was hopping mad.
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah, well, what kind of identification did
Detective Joe Friday
the woman use to get you to cash the check?
Ms. Parkinson
She had several letters from her son. At least that's who she said they were from. I bet she hasn't even got a son. No, sir. I'll bet she hasn't.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, do you usually cash checks with that little identification?
Ms. Parkinson
No, I don't, as a rule. I usually ask for a driver's license and a Social Security card. Figured if a person's got one of those, that means that he's working. Figures. Because the check is good.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, that's not always true, you know.
Ms. Parkinson
Then don't I know it now? You just said I do last time. I'll cash a check for anyone I haven't known for 10 years.
Detective Joe Friday
Had you seen this woman around your store before this time?
Ms. Parkinson
I've been trying to think about that. The shop isn't very big, but we do a pretty good business. Sometimes there are several people waiting, get in a hurry, you know, and you aren't sure who you talk to?
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Am.
Ms. Parkinson
Yeah, I've seen her in the store before, but when I stop and really think about it, I'm not too sure. You know how that is.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma', am, I do.
Ms. Parkinson
When you bought it right down. I don't think I have seen her before. She just had one of those faces that you figure.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Sure.
Ms. Parkinson
You know, looks like such a lovely person.
Detective Joe Friday
I see.
Narrator/Announcer
About how old do you think she was, ma'?
Ms. Parkinson
Am? Like I said, I guess about 62, maybe a little older. Might have been 65. Not much over that, though. Pretty hair. Pure white. Had it fixed in a real soft wave over her forehead. Old fashioned kind of war in a bun, you know, man bun. Had the hair all rolled up and pinned up back here. Back of her neck was white.
Detective Joe Friday
You say hair was white?
Ms. Parkinson
Yeah. Looks so nice to see a woman act and look her age. So many of them tried to look younger, you know.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'. Am.
Narrator/Announcer
How about her clothes?
Ms. Parkinson
Oh, she was well dressed. Had a sort of teal blue suit on a black coat. Looked kind of like it might have been cashmere. Looked real nuts, little spring gloves and all.
Mr. Halstead
You say she was a small woman, is that right?
Ms. Parkinson
Yes, she was little. Real straight. No shoulders back. But she was a little one. Not more than five foot one or maybe two.
Detective Joe Friday
Would she be slight or heavy?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Big.
Ms. Parkinson
Pardon?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, how much would you say she weighed?
Ms. Parkinson
Maybe 100 pounds. Says she wasn't much heavier than that. Not sure 100 pounds.
Narrator/Announcer
Was there anything unusual about her?
Detective Joe Friday
Anything that might make her stand out?
Ms. Parkinson
No, no, I don't think so. Except maybe it was a perfume, ma'.
Narrator/Announcer
Am.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Perfume?
Ms. Parkinson
You know how you kind of expect a little old lady to wear something kind of mild like violet, maybe some light?
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Am.
Ms. Parkinson
Well, she had a real heavy perfume on. Felt kind of like a French scent. Real heavy. Like I said, it was. One thing I couldn't figure out.
Detective Joe Friday
What's happening?
Ms. Parkinson
Well, she did have nice clothes and all, but all in all, she didn't look like she had a lot of money. Just moderate, you know. That perfume must have been expensive. Must have cost a lot.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, I guess she's making enough to afford it.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Lamp.
Detective Joe Friday
10:34am Mrs. Parkinson continued to look through the mug books. She was unable to identify the woman who had passed the bad check. The merchants of the city had been victimized for the past three weeks by a forger. All of them described her as a kindly old lady, using letters from her son in the east as identification. Frank and I had run the description. We'd gotten through R and I with no result. The stats office had made several runs on the MO and all leads furnished by them had been checked out. But they let us know where. We'd obtain copies of the forged checks and they'd been processed by Don Meyer in handwriting, but he'd been unable to offer us any new information. The names on each of the checks were different. We checked each of them out, but the leads went nowhere. All of the stores in the central area had been alerted. Descriptions had been distributed to the neighborhood merchants, but the check passing continued. We checked with our informants, but they failed to come up with any information. Two weeks passed. The woman hit 12 more times. Her take was estimated to be over $2500. The check she passed were always for the same amount, $50. When it seemed necessary, she would purchase merchandise in order to cash the check. The article she chose were in a price range so that the store owner would often cash the check rather than lose the sale. Thursday, February 21, 8:34am Frank and I got back to the office. I get it. Fortunately. Friday. Yeah. All right.
Ms. Parkinson
Where?
Detective Joe Friday
How soon? All right. No, we'll see you there.
Narrator/Announcer
What is it?
Detective Joe Friday
Harry Allison informing? Yeah. Says he wants to see us right away.
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Detective Joe Friday
Says he knows the woman we're looking for. The working detective knows that he's usually only as good as his informants. Quite often, when all other means of bringing a case to a successful conclusion have failed, the only thing that will break it is information supplied by an informant. A detective will protect his informant for as long as the informant can operate. The detective is assured of a steady flow of information. 9:45am Frank and I drove over to the coffee shop at the corner of Crawford and Spring Street. Harry Allison wasn't there when we arrived. We sat down and ordered a cup of coffee. Oh, that's good and hot. Yeah, it is. Hey, pass the sugar, will you, Joe? Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
There you go.
Detective Joe Friday
Thanks. Wonder where Alanson is.
Narrator/Announcer
What time did he say he'd be here?
Detective Joe Friday
9:45. Well, it's only a couple of minutes after that. Now he'll be here. I wonder how right his story is. What'd he tell you on the phone? Nothing. Just that he knew what we were looking for. Said if we'd meet him here, he'd fill us in.
Narrator/Announcer
Harry, sit down. Yeah. Sorry I'm late. Got hung up in traffic.
Detective Joe Friday
Oh, you got a car now, Harry?
Narrator/Announcer
No, I missed my streetcar. Had to wait for another. Say, you guys had breakfast yet?
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, we did A little earlier.
Narrator/Announcer
You mind if I have something to eat? Oh, go ahead. Where's the waitress?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, she was here a minute ago. I don't see her now.
Narrator/Announcer
I'll go get it myself. Sure you guys don't want anything to eat?
Detective Joe Friday
No, no. Thanks just the same, Harry.
Narrator/Announcer
Okay. Be right back. Well, here we go again, Joe.
Detective Joe Friday
Yep.
Narrator/Announcer
Last time we met him, his meal cost 250. How much dough you got on you?
Detective Joe Friday
Oh, I got a couple bucks. How you fix? I'm not much better. Let's hope he doesn't order too much.
Narrator/Announcer
How about some more coffee for you guys?
Detective Joe Friday
No, no, thanks.
Narrator/Announcer
Harry shall be up in a minute. All right.
Detective Joe Friday
How about this information, Harry, about the paper hanger?
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, yeah. Funny the way I get it.
Mr. Halstead
Is that right?
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah, I was up in Jack's Bar last night, you know, just having a beer, shooting the breeze. All of a sudden, this old girl comes into place. Kind of set everybody back on their heels. Looks so nice.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, go ahead.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, she slides up on one of the stools and orders a drink. Even Jack was taken in. Changed his apron and all. Anyway, she climbs up on the stool and orders some sherry. Made a big thing of it.
Detective Joe Friday
How do you mean?
Narrator/Announcer
Well, Jack started to pour some of it for her, and she stopped it. Said that she wanted California sherry. Said she didn't want any of that imported stuff. Said her family was one of the first ones in the state and that she believed in using homegrown product. She was kind of cute about it. Pretty little woman perched up on that stool. Looked a little like a cartoon. You know, the ones with a little old lady guzzling martini?
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah. Oh, say, hold on a minute, will you?
Narrator/Announcer
My food's ready.
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Detective Joe Friday
Okay. How do you like that guy?
Narrator/Announcer
Takes him 5 hours to get a point.
Detective Joe Friday
Oh, there's nothing you can do about it, Frank. He's got to tell it his way. I suppose so.
Narrator/Announcer
Nothing like a big breakfast. I always say, if you stoke up in the morning, you got it made for the day.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, that's right, Harry.
Narrator/Announcer
Farm Breakfast, they call this.
Detective Joe Friday
Tell you that's easy. Oh, look at that sausage.
Narrator/Announcer
Fried real good. I like it when it's like a rock. Can't stand pork that hasn't been cooked enough.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
You want to go on with the story? Oh, yeah. Don't mind if I eat, do you?
Detective Joe Friday
Got a big day today. A lot of things to do.
Narrator/Announcer
No, you go right ahead, Harry. All right. Well, I could say Ms. Old Broad ordered the sherry. Well, time went on. She must have had three or four
Detective Joe Friday
of them, you know.
Narrator/Announcer
A couple other guys came in, and I moved over to make room for them. They ended up sitting right next to the woman. Hey, pass the kitchen, will you?
Detective Joe Friday
Oh, yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
There you go. Eggs aren't much good without a lot of ketchup. Gives them real flavor.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, Harry, could you get the point maybe a little sooner?
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, well, first off, I noticed this perfume this broad's wearing. Well, now, I tell you, it's been a long time since I smelled anything like that. Real heavy. Like the stuff they sell in France.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
Didn't fit the woman.
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Didn't seem to go with the rest of her. I tried to strike up conversation, you know, Talked about the weather, stuff like that. But she wouldn't have none of it. She didn't actually tell me, but I could tell the way she answered me. You know, kind of cool.
Detective Joe Friday
What makes you think she might be
Narrator/Announcer
the one we're looking for?
Mr. Halstead
The way she looked, the way she worked.
Detective Joe Friday
What do you mean, the way she worked?
Narrator/Announcer
Well, I'm getting to it. Anyway, after she's had the sherry, she reaches into her purse to pay for him. Fumbles around in it for a while. Well, I couldn't help seeing what was in it. You know, what was sitting right next to her and all.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, sure.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, she don't come up with any money. And she starts going through her pockets, still can't find any money. Finally, she asked Jack.
Detective Joe Friday
Who's that, the bartender? Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah, Jack. He owns a place. She asked him if he'll cash a check. Yeah, well, now, I asked you. Either one of you guys know Jack?
Detective Joe Friday
No, I don't think we do, Eric. No, I don't.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, Jack wouldn't cash a check for the treasurer of the country. Not even if he had the president to vouch for him. Been stung too many times.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, this old gal gets to him. See, I can see him start to go. He kind of hems and haws around all the time. He's trying to figure out a nice way to say no to her. Finally, he just ups and says it. Well, right after, he kind of waits
Detective Joe Friday
and expects her to tell him off
Narrator/Announcer
for being so mean to somebody like
Mr. Halstead
her, but she doesn't.
Narrator/Announcer
Just kind of punches her shoulders and
Detective Joe Friday
then starts digging and re.
Narrator/Announcer
Pursing it. Takes everything out, puts it on the bar. It happens that her driver's license is lying right there on the bar in front of me. Couldn't help but read it, you know.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, we know.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, I saw her name and I
Mr. Halstead
asked her if she'd let me buy
Detective Joe Friday
the wine for it. What'd you say to that?
Narrator/Announcer
Well, when I called her by name, she acted kind of startled, like she didn't expect it. And then she kind of smiled and said she was financially embarrassed at the moment. Something about coming away from the house without any money. But she said she thought it'd be very sweet of me if I take care of the tap. Oh, I paid Jack the money and I asked her if she'd like another one.
Detective Joe Friday
She said she didn't think so.
Narrator/Announcer
And she got all her stuff together and put it back into her purse and thanks me. Then she got up and left.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah. Well, what was the name on the driver's license? Do you remember that?
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah, yeah, got it written down here someplace. After she left, Jack and me got talking about her. Then it hit me that she might be the one you're looking for, so I jotted down the name.
Detective Joe Friday
You ever see this woman before, Harry?
Narrator/Announcer
No. Never laid eyes on her before she walked into Jack's last night. Now, here it is. That's the name at the top of the paper, right under that's your address.
Detective Joe Friday
The name on the piece of paper was Lillian Halstead. Was a new name in the case. It gave an address out near Bel Air. Frank and I called the name and R and I. But they had no record on anyone answering that description. We paid the check and thanked Harry Allanson for the information, and then we drove out to. The address was a large house just off Sunset Boulevard. Mrs. Halstead wasn't in, but the maid told us that we'd find her husband at the Halstead School of Dramatic Arts. She gave us the address and Frank and I drove out to the school. It was located in a large modern building out on Wilshire Boulevard. When we got there, Mr. Halstead was working with the advanced class in the drama section. We took a seat at the rear of the auditorium and waited for him to finish. You gentlemen wish to see me?
Narrator/Announcer
Yes, sir.
Detective Joe Friday
You're Mr. Halstead, are you?
Mr. Halstead
That's correct.
Detective Joe Friday
Police officer, says my partner, Frank Smith. My name's Friday.
Mr. Halstead
How do you do?
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Mr. Halstead
What is it that you'd like to see me about?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, can you tell us where your wife is, sir?
Mr. Halstead
Lillian?
Detective Joe Friday
Yes.
Mr. Halstead
Well, she's out of town.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Why?
Narrator/Announcer
What do you want with her?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
What?
Detective Joe Friday
If you could describe her for us.
Narrator/Announcer
Why, certainly.
Mr. Halstead
I. I don't understand what this is all about, though.
Detective Joe Friday
It's just a routine investigation.
Mr. Halstead
Routine? What's that mean?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, just that we're conducting an Investigation, and a woman with the same name as your wife came up. We're just checking it out now. If you could give us a description of your wife, please.
Narrator/Announcer
Yes.
Mr. Halstead
Well, let me see. Lillian's 36. Yes, I would say she's 5ft 6 and 1 half inches. Weighs perhaps 130 pounds.
Detective Joe Friday
What color is her hair, Mr. Halstead?
Mr. Halstead
Well, before she left, it was sort of an auburn. Lillian said something about dyeing it red. Might have done it since she's been gone.
Detective Joe Friday
Where's your wife now?
Mr. Halstead
She's back in Washington. They're holding a drama festival and she's
Detective Joe Friday
back there looking it over. Do you have a picture of your wife here, Mr. Halstead?
Mr. Halstead
Yes, sir.
Narrator/Announcer
I have one on my desk in the office.
Detective Joe Friday
What if we take a look at it?
Mr. Halstead
Why, certainly.
Narrator/Announcer
You can go out this way.
Detective Joe Friday
Fine. Thank you.
Mr. Halstead
Here, down this way, please.
Narrator/Announcer
Thank you.
Mr. Halstead
You tell me what this investigation is that you're working on.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, no, sir, not right now, we can't. Oh, you can.
Mr. Halstead
Cloak and dagger stuff, eh?
Detective Joe Friday
No, sir, it's not exactly that.
Mr. Halstead
Oh, here, I'll get the door for you.
Narrator/Announcer
Thank you.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, sir. Right this way.
Mr. Halstead
Excuse me. Mom.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Sorry.
Narrator/Announcer
Here's the picture. Lovely woman.
Mr. Halstead
Been a great help here at school.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, sir. How long ago was this picture taken?
Mr. Halstead
Several months ago, I believe.
Narrator/Announcer
Mr. Halstead, how long has your wife
Detective Joe Friday
been out of town?
Mr. Halstead
Perhaps a week, 10 days, perhaps.
Narrator/Announcer
Something like that.
Detective Joe Friday
Does your wife drive a car, Mr. Halstead?
Mr. Halstead
Yes, sir, she does. Oh, I understand. The license, sir. Lillian's driver's license. That's what you hear about, isn't it?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, I don't understand you.
Mr. Halstead
Oh, you don't have to be cagey with me. Lillian lost her driver's license some time ago. Asked me to get her a new one. I didn't quite get a chance to do it. You found it. That's it, isn't it?
Detective Joe Friday
No, sir, that's not. We think your wife's license has been used as identification by some check forger.
Narrator/Announcer
You happen to know where your wife
Detective Joe Friday
might have lost the license?
Mr. Halstead
Why, no, we don't know exactly. It must have been about three months ago. She says that she dropped it here at the school, but I've looked all over for it. Haven't been able to find it. I think she just left it someplace. She's terribly careless about things like that.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, you will.
Mr. Halstead
Is this about the old woman that's been forging the checks?
Narrator/Announcer
Why do you ask that, sir?
Mr. Halstead
Well, that's another thing that I've been meaning to call you about. I was reading the paper one night and all of a sudden it hit me, sir. Well, I could be wrong, but I think I know the girl who's doing this.
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Detective Joe Friday
2:37pm we ran the name Bert Halstead through R and I, but we got no make on anyone answering his description. Halstead told us that he thought we might be looking for a girl he identified as Peggy Small. He told us that the Small girl had enrolled in the dramatic school over a year before. We asked him if he had a picture of her that we could have. He told us that he thought there was one in the files. He took us down the hall to the registration office and checked his files. He located the picture of the girl and handed it to Frank.
Narrator/Announcer
Just why do you think this might
Detective Joe Friday
be the girl we're looking for, Mr. Halstead?
Mr. Halstead
Well, it's the oddest thing, officer.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Peggy.
Mr. Halstead
Oh, that's Miss Small.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Mr. Halstead
Well, Peggy came to us about a year ago. As I said, she came out here to the coast from some little town in Idaho, I think it was. I'd have to check her entrance application to be sure, but I think it was Idaho.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Mr. Halstead
Well, instantly I knew that this girl had talent. Real talent. Deep down, talent. Right off the bat. She had the feel would have been a fine character actress.
Narrator/Announcer
Why do you say would have?
Mr. Halstead
She didn't want to work, wasn't interested in anything but learning how to be an old woman, sir. All she was interested in was learning to act like a little old woman.
Narrator/Announcer
We have a theory here at Halstead.
Mr. Halstead
Don't act live. She did just that. Learned the makeup problems, dress, walk, everything. She even used to practice writing. Like a woman of 60 or so. I used to see her practicing by the hour.
Detective Joe Friday
She ever give you any reason for all this?
Mr. Halstead
No. I asked her once, but she said that this was the way she wanted it. Now, I thought that she was trying to tell me to keep my nose out of her affairs in a nice way, so I didn't ask her again. Now, we have presentations here, you know. Each term, the class presents a play that's been written and produced by the students themselves. Peggy would always do the oldest female part in them. Never was interested in anything else. She had several good offers, but for some reason she did not take them.
Detective Joe Friday
What do you mean by that, sir?
Mr. Halstead
Well, one night a talent scout from one of the majors came out to see our play. He was quite. Majors? Oh, the studio. He was quite impressed with Peggy. Offered her a term contract. Good money. She'd have done well, but she just was not interested. I just can't understand it.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, do you know where she is now?
Mr. Halstead
No, Officer. I haven't seen Peggy since she left here. That was about four months ago.
Narrator/Announcer
Wonder if you could tell us where
Detective Joe Friday
she lived when she was enrolled here?
Mr. Halstead
Certainly. I have the address on her enrollment card.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, that's fine. We'd like to have the names and addresses of any of her close friends too, if we could.
Mr. Halstead
Certainly. Glad to help. You think it could be her?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Peggy?
Mr. Halstead
The woman you're looking for?
Detective Joe Friday
Well, it could be.
Mr. Halstead
Yes.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes.
Ms. Parkinson
Odd.
Mr. Halstead
Now, I got to thinking about it when I read about it in the papers right away. Made me think of Peggy. How she used to talk about acting.
Detective Joe Friday
How's that, sir?
Mr. Halstead
Well, she used to always say there was only one reason for doing anything and that was to come out on it. That was the trouble with most people. They just didn't know where they wanted to end up. But she knew where she was going.
Detective Joe Friday
Maybe she was right.
Mr. Halstead
I beg your pardon?
Detective Joe Friday
She's the one we're looking for. We know, too. 3:12pm we got Peggy Small's address from Mr. Halstead and then we went back to the office. We ran the name through R and I, but there was no record on the girl. 4:02pm Frank and I drove out to the last known address of the Small girl. It was a boarding house on 92nd Street. Peggy Small wasn't in, but the landlady told us that she usually didn't get back from work until 7 or 7:30. We asked if she knew where the girl worked, but she told us that she didn't. We arranged for a stakeout on the house, and at 4:37pm we checked back into the office. You want to check the book, Right? Anything? Don't think so.
Narrator/Announcer
There's a call from Faye.
Detective Joe Friday
Wants to know if I'll be home for dinner.
Narrator/Announcer
I better give her a call, Joe.
Detective Joe Friday
Faye's got a little hacked at me. Oh, is that so? Yeah.
Narrator/Announcer
Last three nights she's waited dinner for me, and I didn't make it.
Detective Joe Friday
Mm.
Narrator/Announcer
Hello, honey? Yeah, I don't know yet.
Detective Joe Friday
Yeah, I think so. I know, I know.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, maybe another hour or so.
Detective Joe Friday
I don't know.
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah, okay, honey.
Mr. Halstead
Bye.
Detective Joe Friday
If I don't make it tonight, she's gonna scalp me. I get it. Forgery Friday. Yes, ma'.
Mr. Halstead
Am.
Detective Joe Friday
What's that address again? All right. Yes, ma'. Am. We'll be right there. Your dinner's gonna have to wait. Again. Why? Dry goods store out on Main Forge is there now. In the process of the investigation, the police department had alerted the merchants throughout the city to the method of operation of the woman forger. Thousands of printed circulars had been distributed bearing her description. An artist's conception of the woman had been published in the daily papers, and the drawing had also been broadcast over the local television station. The clerk in the store we'd gotten the call from had noticed a similarity between a woman waiting to cash a check and the description from the information we'd gotten on the Hotshot. The woman was waiting for an authorization for the check. When Frank and I got to the store, we met a small elderly woman. She produced identification in the form of a driver's license bearing the name Lillian Halstead. Frank and I asked her to go with us to the city hall for questioning. A policewoman was called and the interrogation started. One look at her and you could see that she was covered with a heavy makeup.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
I want you gentlemen to know that I resent the implication you're making the idea trying to make me out a vicious criminal.
Detective Joe Friday
Ma', am, we're not trying to embarrass you. We just want to get to the truth here.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
I'm giving you that. I'm telling you what you want to know.
Detective Joe Friday
All right? Now let's get it over with. What's your name?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Lillian Halstead.
Detective Joe Friday
Is this your driver's license?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Yes, it is.
Detective Joe Friday
Then the thumbprint on it should be yours, too. Is that right?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
I'd imagine so, yes.
Detective Joe Friday
Well, then, suppose we go down the hall and take your fingerprints and compare it, huh?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
You look here, young man. I know my rights. You're not dealing with some little schoolgirl this time. I've lived a long time, and I know just exactly what you can do and what you can't do. I know, for instance, you can't take my fingerprints. Unless you want to arrest me for something. You want to make a fool out of yourself to that extent and go right ahead and do it. And mark this way, young man. I'll sue you for every nickel you own. I'll let the papers know about this. They love to know how you treat old women. They just love to know.
Detective Joe Friday
You ever been mistreated in any way, ma'?
Ms. Parkinson
Am?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
No, and I don't intend to be.
Detective Joe Friday
There's a man on the way down here, a man by the name of Halstead. Wife's name is Lillian Halstead. That driver's license we found in your purse, the one you claim is yours, that's registered to his wife. He's coming down here to tell us that you weren't his wife, that you stole that license, that you were a student in his dramatic school. Now, why don't you save us all a lot of trouble here. Why don't you admit that you're the woman we're looking for, that you're Peggy Small. You're no old woman.
Narrator/Announcer
Come on.
Detective Joe Friday
How about it, Miss Small?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
All right. I lose. I guess I should have known. Mind if I take this wig off? It's kind of warm in here.
Detective Joe Friday
We've been kind of waiting for it. Go right ahead.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Good wreck while it lasted. Crummy driver's license. I was doing all right as long as I used the letters. They should have been good enough for me. I should have known.
Detective Joe Friday
What'd you do with the money?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
I got it all. Every last nickel of it. I almost had enough, too.
Detective Joe Friday
Enough for what?
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Leave this lousy town. Get out of here. Go back east. New York. Couple more pieces of paper and I'd haven't made. Could have left. Almost showed em. Showed em good, ma'.
Detective Joe Friday
Am.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
Phone in town. Months. I found it on doors. Talking to agents, casting directors, talking to anybody who'd listen to me. Trying to get a job, trying to get a break in pictures. None of them would talk to me. Wouldn't even see me.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'.
Ms. Parkinson
Am.
Lillian Halstead / Peggy Small
They wanted character women. Didn't want any young women. Character women. That's what they wanted. So I got to be the best of them. They didn't want me the way I am. I didn't want to work any other way. None had you fooled. Didn't I? Had the whole town fooled. All of them. Phony place. I was going back east, back to New York. They know talent back there. They recognize it. They know whether you're real or whether you're just a phony. They know it there.
Detective Joe Friday
Yes, ma'. Am. We know it here, too.
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Mr. Halstead
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Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Date Released: July 14, 2026
Summary Prepared By: Podcast Summarizer
In this episode of Dragnet ("The Big Small"), Detective Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner Frank Smith pursue an elusive and unusually effective check forger. The suspect is described by witnesses as a kindly old woman who expertly exploits her grandmotherly appearance to manipulate merchants. The story unfolds as Friday and Smith piece together clues, leading to a surprising revelation about the forger's true identity and motivations.
Confession and Motivation: (25:12–26:11)
Case Closure: (26:16–27:02)
Victim Sympathy:
Ms. Parkinson on the forger’s motherly act (03:00):
“Never forget that face. So sweet. And kind. They sort of reminded me of my mother…”
The Informant’s Tip (Harry Allanson, 09:34):
“Pretty little woman perched up on that stool. Looked a little like a cartoon…”
The Dramatic School’s Theory (Mr. Halstead, 19:20):
“Don’t act—live. She did just that. Learned the makeup problems, dress, walk, everything.”
Confession (Peggy Small, 25:26):
“They wanted character women... So I got to be the best of them. They didn’t want me the way I am. I didn’t want to work any other way.”
Poignant Ending (Joe Friday, 26:03):
“They know whether you're real or whether you're just a phony. They know it there… Yes, ma'am. We know it here, too.”
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|--------------------| | 02:38 | Joe Friday sets the case: elderly female check forger | | 03:00–05:55 | Ms. Parkinson describes the suspect and circumstances of the fraud | | 06:09 | Police investigation stalls; summary of losses | | 07:30–13:13 | Informant Harry Allanson describes encounter with the suspect | | 13:50–16:26 | Interview with Mr. Halstead about his wife and lost license | | 18:15–20:52 | Halstead explains Peggy Small’s acting specialization | | 21:50–22:44 | Peggy’s last known address and stakeout setup | | 23:35–24:52 | Police interrogate the disguised Peggy Small | | 24:55–26:11 | Peggy confesses and removes her disguise | | 27:02 | Case resolution and sentencing summary |
"The Big Small" offers a classic Dragnet blend of procedural police work and human drama, with a memorable twist: the forger isn’t a sweet old lady, but a failed actress whose greatest role was that of a convincing criminal. Through authentic dialogue, colorful witnesses, and a procedural tone, the episode explores ambition, deception, and the lengths someone will go to be recognized—even if only as a master criminal.