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Mike Shane
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Narrator
the Adventures of Michael Shane Private Detective. The people who make 76 gasoline and Triton motor oil. Union Oil Company present the adventures of Michael Shane Private Detectives starring Wally Mayer and Kathy Lewis. It's just before noon on a bright but blustery day in San Francisco, and Mike Shane, San Francisco's favorite detective, instead of chasing criminals, is sitting peacefully in his office academically discussing crime and its detection with his able and attractive associate, Phyllis Knight. And, oh yes, the inspector of homicide who has come to take them to lunch.
Mike Shane
You see, inspector, I'm not criticizing the police department when I say that I'm not bound by the rules that, well, you, for instance, are bound.
Inspector
I realize that, Mike. I have to be pretty sure of my ground before I make an arrest. I have to have evidence enough to convince the district attorney and he has to have reasonable prospects of obtaining a conviction before he goes to the grand jury.
Phyllis Knight
Plus the fact that you, inspector, can be sued for wrongful arrest, whereas we, Mike and I never arrest anybody. We passed the buck to you.
Inspector
I know, I know all that. But what I'm getting at is this. Mike has something in the way of, well, being able to nose out a suspect that we, well, that is, most of us in the department either don't have or else don't apply.
Mike Shane
The answer is simple. Proving it is difficult.
Inspector
Let's hear it in all its simplicity.
Mike Shane
Well, you and every other member of the department are so busy taking notes, which you have to do, that you get into the habit of reading what witnesses and suspects have to say. Whereas I. I listen to their tones, to their delivery. I strain my ears for the meaning behind what they say instead of the mere words.
Inspector
I'll admit all that.
Phyllis Knight
I think there's something else, Inspector, although I hesitate to say this.
Inspector
Don't spare my feelings, Phyllis.
Phyllis Knight
No, I'm not thinking of your feelings. It's Mike's.
Mike Shane
Oh, don't spare mine, angel. You never do.
Phyllis Knight
Well, in spite of the fact that Mike hates criminals and hates crime, I think he has a criminal mind.
Mike Shane
Angel, what you just said.
Phyllis Knight
I mean it. Mike seems to be saying to himself, if I had committed this crime, how would I go about it? Or if I were the important clue, where would I be found?
Mike Shane
Well, that's not a criminal mind, angel. That's just a diet.
Phyllis Knight
Michael Shane, private. Oh, sure thing, Sergeant. For you, Inspector.
Inspector
Oh, hope this doesn't break our lunch date. Hello, Sergeant.
Mr. Reynolds
Reporter.
Inspector
Hammer side, Inspector. Man named Porter called up and said he found a body at 323Foothill. Any idea who the murdered man is? Porter said the man's was Bey. Didn't give much more information. He seemed pretty upset, not too coherent. Okay, Sergeant, I'll meet you there as soon as I can get there.
Mike Shane
Homicide, huh?
Inspector
Yeah. Well, what do you want? Murder or lunch?
Phyllis Knight
Oh, don't be silly, Inspector. We'll pass up a whole week's meals for a murder anytime.
Inspector
This is the street.
Phyllis Knight
Yeah, and that looks like the apartment right there. With a man standing on the steps.
Mike Shane
Yeah, that's it. No signs of your boys yet, Inspector?
Inspector
No, but then we were closer than headquarters. That must be Porter. Looks all upset.
Phyllis Knight
Wouldn't you if you just found a body?
Mike Shane
Are you Mr. Porter?
Mr. Porter
Yes. Yes, I've been pacing up and down these steps, waiting. I thought you'd never come.
Inspector
Where's the body?
Mr. Porter
Upstairs on the couch in his living room.
Inspector
This isn't your house then?
Mr. Porter
No. No, this is Mr. Beatty's house.
Phyllis Knight
You were visiting Mr. Beatty?
Mr. Porter
I called to take him to lunch.
Mike Shane
When?
Mr. Porter
Just before I called the police. Not more than 20 minutes ago. In this way, please. Yes. Well, I went in and there he was lying on the couch. There was a knife sticking out of his chest. I ran over to him, felt for his heart and got my fingers all sticky with blood.
Inspector
You shouldn't have touched the body.
Mr. Porter
Well, I didn't know it was a body. He might still have been alive had he Been, I would have called a doctor before I called the police.
Phyllis Knight
That makes sense.
Mike Shane
Where is he?
Mr. Porter
In this room, on the couch. There.
Mike Shane
He.
Narrator
Oh, but.
Mr. Porter
But he must be body.
Inspector
There's no body on this couch.
Mr. Porter
But he was there.
Inspector
Maybe you were mistaken. Maybe he wasn't dead.
Mr. Porter
Oh, but he was dead. He was cold, he was bleeding. His heart wasn't beating.
Mike Shane
What's the matter, Angel?
Phyllis Knight
There's blood on the couch. I just got my hand in it.
Mike Shane
So you're right. Here, use my handkerchief.
Inspector
Well, if he was dead, someone must have removed him.
Mr. Porter
But they couldn't inspect her. There's only one entrance to the apartment. Through the front door.
Mike Shane
There's no back door to the apartment?
Mr. Porter
No, and I've been here all the time. I. I haven't been out of the sight of that front door since I discovered his body. I. I feel sick. I've got to sit down.
Mike Shane
Okay, okay. Now, calm yourself. Calm yourself. I don't blame you for being upset, but we'd better get this straightened out.
Inspector
Mr. Porter, tell us what you did from the very start.
Mr. Porter
I told you.
Sergeant
I told you.
Mr. Porter
I came to take him to lunch.
Phyllis Knight
If he was dead, how did you get in?
Mr. Porter
The door was open. And that's funny too, because he was always careful about locking and bolting it.
Mike Shane
Go on, go on. The door was open, so you went in.
Mr. Porter
I found him. And when I saw he was dead, I phoned the police. You'll probably find my bloody fingerprints on the phone.
Inspector
Yes. Then what did you do?
Mr. Porter
Well, I walked up and down. I went to the front door, I came back and, oh, I remember. I saw the mail lying in the hallway. I absently, almost unthinkingly, picked it up.
Phyllis Knight
Where did you put it?
Mr. Porter
On the table there.
Mr. Reynolds
Huh?
Mike Shane
Oh, the wind must have blown it
Inspector
on the floor there.
Mike Shane
That's it.
Mr. Porter
That's it.
Mike Shane
Then you did what?
Mr. Porter
Well, that's all. I walked back and forth and I walked downstairs to the front door to look for the police, and then I'd come back.
Mike Shane
And you were never out of sight of that hallway and front door?
Mr. Porter
No, not for one second.
Phyllis Knight
Well, it's a cinch that even Houdini couldn't take a body out this back window.
Mike Shane
That window was open? Yes. No signs of anything on the sill?
Mr. Porter
No.
Phyllis Knight
And even if there were, Mike, look there. Workmen working on that building would be bound to see anything like that.
Mike Shane
Yeah, you're right. Angel.
Mr. Reynolds
You up there, Inspector?
Inspector
Yeah. Come upstairs.
Mike Shane
Well, what do you think, Inspector?
Inspector
I don't know what to think. What's more I don't know what to do.
Mr. Porter
What do you mean you don't know what to do?
Inspector
Well, to put it bluntly, how do I go about finding a murderer when I haven't even got a body?
Mr. Porter
But there was a body and there has been a murder committed. You can't talk like that about not doing anything.
Mike Shane
The man's right, Inspector.
Inspector
I know perfectly well he's right. Why don't you suggest something?
Mike Shane
All right, I will.
Inspector
What?
Mike Shane
Let's go hunt. Her body.
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Mr. Reynolds
Thank you,
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Mike. Phyllis and the inspector have been confronted with a murder. A man who saw the victim, but so far no corpse. They've finished searching the apartment and stand looking at one another.
Inspector
Well, if there's a body in this house, it must be in small pieces and hidden in cracks in the walls.
Mike Shane
There's certainly no body in this apartment.
Mr. Porter
But Inspector. Mr. Shane, I saw it.
Phyllis Knight
We know, we know, Mr. Porter, but it isn't here.
Mike Shane
Now look, we've all had our say on the body. Let's change to something else.
Inspector
We pretty well covered the apartment. Not only us, but the sergeant and his boys. We couldn't find a thing Amiss.
Mike Shane
Ah, granted. So let's take a look at the murdered man's mail.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, here it is. I put it on this end table.
Mike Shane
Oh, thanks. Ad from flower shop. Oh, open this one, Inspector.
Mr. Reynolds
Okay.
Mike Shane
Here's another ad. And you open this one, Angel.
Phyllis Knight
All right, I'll tackle this one.
Inspector
Hey, Mike.
Mike Shane
What?
Inspector
Listen, I've warned you for the last time. Settle up or else. Sign. I can't read the initials, but the signature looks like Reynolds.
Mr. Porter
Oh, that must be.
Mike Shane
Yeah. Tell us more.
Mr. Porter
Well, I don't know very much, but Reynolds and another man by the name of Weaver went into some sort of a deal with Beatty. They felt that Beattie had swindled them not in the way that they could go to law, you understand, but in such a way that Beattie didn't lose his money, but they lost theirs. Beatty told me that he'd been threatened by them. He told me he was worried, but that was all.
Inspector
Why the dickens didn't you tell me this before?
Mr. Porter
Because I. I didn't think it was important. You surely don't think that either Reynolds or Weaver would kill Beatty over a thing like that?
Inspector
We don't know. But it's our only lead so far. Wouldn't you say so, Mike?
Mike Shane
Oh, not exactly, but it's one we've got to follow up.
Inspector
Of course you'll return home, Mr. Porter?
Mr. Porter
Yes, yes, of course. I'll be there if you need me.
Inspector
Okay, lets go, Phil. Mike, we'll go in my car. Let's see, the address on this stationary Reynolds is Stats Building. I'll stay behind, Inspector, just in case of any phone calls or anything like that. Watch out, Sergeant.
Phyllis Knight
Doesn't anybody want to know what was in the letter I opened?
Mike Shane
Why, you little. I wondered why you were so quiet all of a sudden.
Inspector
What is it, Phil?
Phyllis Knight
I didn't want to read it while we were in the room.
Mike Shane
You think we'd better wait till we reach the car?
Phyllis Knight
Oh, no.
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No, huh?
Phyllis Knight
We're out of earshot.
Mike Shane
Okay, shoot.
Phyllis Knight
It says, I don't suppose I should care what happens to you, but just the same you are a fool. I've told you before that I don't trust Porter. And I'm more sure of it now than ever before.
Mike Shane
What's the signature? There isn't any.
Phyllis Knight
But although it's written on a typewriter, I'll make you a bet.
Mr. Porter
What?
Inspector
What?
Phyllis Knight
I'll bet you this warning was sent by a woman.
Sergeant
I am ready.
Mike Shane
Eighth floor, please.
Mr. Porter
Yeah.
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Mr. Reynolds
Eight.
Mr. Porter
Number eight.
Mike Shane
There's Reynolds office right down the hall.
Phyllis Knight
Yeah, There's a man just going in.
Inspector
Yeah, we might be in luck. That might be Weaver.
Mike Shane
Something tells me that this isn't going to be very profitable.
Phyllis Knight
Well, we'll soon see. Yes? May I help you?
Inspector
We'd like to see Mr. Reynolds.
Sergeant
Mr. Reynolds is busy just now.
Phyllis Knight
If you'd care to wait. He has someone with him.
Inspector
The someone with him isn't by any chance, Mr. Weaver?
Sergeant
Well, yes, it is, but how?
Phyllis Knight
Oh, you saw him come in just before you did.
Inspector
Then if it is Mr. Weaver, that's most fortunate, because we want to see both gentlemen.
Phyllis Knight
Well, I. I don't know.
Sergeant
I'll ring Mr. Reynolds.
Inspector
Please don't. We're on police business and we'd rather go in unannounced.
Sergeant
Oh, but I.
Mr. Reynolds
Well. And to what do I owe this intrusion? Isn't my receptionist out there?
Inspector
Your receptionist isn't at fault, Mr. Reynolds. I'm from police headquarters. We'd like to ask a few questions.
Mr. Reynolds
Police?
Mike Shane
What on earth for?
Inspector
You sent this threatening letter, Mr. Reynolds.
Mr. Reynolds
Let me see. Yes. Yes, I did. And I'll send more if I don't get satisfaction.
Mike Shane
Satisfaction for what, sir?
Mr. Reynolds
I don't think it is anyone's business.
Inspector
It's police business, Mr. Reynolds. Now, we can all be very comfortable and save a lot of time by getting our answers here. But, of course, if you prefer headquarters, then that's your privilege.
Mr. Reynolds
Oh, well, if Beattie has been fool enough to report this letter to the police, I'll tell you all you want to know.
Mike Shane
We'd like to know why you wrote the letter.
Mr. Reynolds
Well, briefly, Beattie. Mr. Weaver here and I put up equal amounts of money into an enterprise. It was at Beattie's inducement. Beattie had the inside track on the thing. He knew before we did that the venture wasn't going well. He withdrew his money without giving us a chance to withdraw ours.
Phyllis Knight
And the venture folded?
Mr. Reynolds
It did. And.
Mike Shane
Go on. Sir, Reynolds and I feel that Beatty should share the loss with us.
Inspector
In other words, you feel that Beatty should split what he got out of the deal three ways? With you too?
Mr. Reynolds
Yes. Legally, of course. We can't compel him. Morally, we feel entitled to it.
Phyllis Knight
Where does Mr. Porter fit into the scheme?
Mr. Reynolds
Porter? He doesn't fit in at all. He's just a real estate man who helped Reynolds find a warehouse.
Inspector
A personal friend of Reynolds?
Mike Shane
Well, yes, you said warehouse. Is the warehouse being used, Weaver? No, no, we still have a lease on it. But the business folded three weeks ago.
Phyllis Knight
And the warehouse is empty?
Mr. Reynolds
Yes, quite empty.
Inspector
You have the keys?
Mike Shane
I Do you want to borrow them?
Mr. Porter
Yes. Thanks.
Mike Shane
Now, one more question. Where is the warehouse?
Mr. Reynolds
It's at 2200 Key St. Beatty, Weaver and Reynolds is on the signboard.
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Phyllis Knight
Oh, boy. What a rat trap.
Mike Shane
Yeah, well, here's hoping it's more than just a rat trap. A man trap.
Inspector
Yeah. This looks like the key. Well, yeah. Here we go.
Mike Shane
All right, now. Careful where you walk. Remember, they said the business folded three weeks ago. There should be enough dust on the floor to show footprints.
Phyllis Knight
Place is empty enough.
Inspector
There are footprints leading to that cubbyhole of an office.
Mike Shane
Well, leave us. Have a look.
Mr. Porter
See?
Mike Shane
Ah, there's not a blessed thing in here. Except this old table. Take a look, Bill.
Mr. Porter
Inspector?
Mike Shane
Yeah? You notice how the dust is disturbed on the edge of the table next to the wall?
Inspector
That means that table was moved.
Mike Shane
Yeah. Now, it may not mean a thing,
Inspector
but keep it in mind, outside of that rickety chair out in the warehouse, that seems to be
Mike Shane
no loose boards or hidden closets or anything.
Inspector
No. Pretty much of a blank.
Mike Shane
Yeah.
Mr. Reynolds
Yeah.
Sergeant
Here,
Phyllis Knight
take a look at this chair. I may be wrong.
Mike Shane
What is it, Angel?
Inspector
Look.
Phyllis Knight
That spot. Dry, shiny. It looks like brown paint.
McDonald's Advertiser
But it.
Mike Shane
It could be blood.
McDonald's Advertiser
Huh?
Inspector
It does look like blood. One single drop.
Mike Shane
If it is a blood spot, it dropped from quite a height. You see how it's spread out like a seal. Inspector?
Mr. Porter
Yeah?
Mike Shane
That table. Let's get it out here. Right in the center of the floor.
Inspector
Okay.
Mike Shane
Now the chair on top of the table.
Sergeant
Yeah.
Phyllis Knight
Mike, that ventilator in the roof.
Mike Shane
Right, Angel? Right.
Phyllis Knight
I didn't notice it till now.
Mike Shane
It's a common failing. People never lift their eyes high enough. Now give me a hand, Inspector.
Inspector
Okay.
Mike Shane
I hate to twist an ankle, even on a murder case.
Inspector
Any luck?
Mike Shane
Yes. Yes. Blood on the edge of the vent.
Phyllis Knight
You need a flashlight, Mike?
Mike Shane
Uh, the body's here, all right. Close to the eaves and lying along the rafters.
Inspector
That'll do till the police surgeon gets here.
Mike Shane
Yeah. Okay. Phil, will you make an inventory of all the stuff as we search him?
Phyllis Knight
Shoot.
Mike Shane
Okay. Leather Wallet, identity card, JJBD driver's license. Age 52, I think.
Inspector
Yeah, I think he was stabbed twice. Mike once in the back and that was the stab that killed him.
Mike Shane
Stabbed again in the chest, eh?
Inspector
Looks that way. Autumn seal. Tell us.
Mike Shane
Definitely pocket handkerchief.
Phyllis Knight
Okay, one or two.
Mike Shane
One in trouser pocket, one folded in breast pocket of coat.
Phyllis Knight
Got it.
Inspector
Checkbook balance $800.30.
Mike Shane
Any stubs to Porter Reynolds or Weaver?
Inspector
No, Mike seems to be all for light bills, gas bills, department store purchases, things like that.
Mike Shane
Pipe, tobacco pouch and book of matches.
Phyllis Knight
Yeah.
Inspector
Bill clip with $25 in loose cash. Three silver dollars ninety cents and two streetcar tokens.
Mike Shane
Old fashioned gold watch and chain watch and gray. J.J. beatty from Fellow Workers, Wadsworth Plant, Kansas, 1913. Fountain pen and pencil. And that seems to be it.
Inspector
Okay then, that's all.
Phyllis Knight
Got it. Got it all down in my own inimitable shorthand.
Mike Shane
So that's all, is it?
Inspector
What do you mean? Mike?
Phyllis Knight
Yeah. Why, that cat that ate the canary look on your face once before I
Mike Shane
told you that something was so blamed obvious that I wasn't going to tell you what it was.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, we remember, Daddy.
Mike Shane
Okay, the same thing applies here. Now come on, let's get going.
Phyllis Knight
I don't know where you'd like to go, but I'd like to put in a phone call.
Inspector
Who to, Phil?
Phyllis Knight
First to Mr. Beatty's wife, if he has one, ex or otherwise, to see if she wrote that warning Note to Beatty.
Mike Shane
One run. Go ahead.
Phyllis Knight
If no Mrs. Beatty exists, then to the little receptionist at Reynolds office for
Inspector
additional two runs, no errors. I'm with you.
Mr. Porter
Good.
Mike Shane
And I'd like to use a police teletype.
Inspector
I'm with you on that one, Mike. We'll teletype Kansas to see what associates Mr. Beatty had it in the days of his past. But I'm still puzzled about what you seem to know that we don't.
Mike Shane
I don't know a thing that you don't know, Inspector. I'll give you one hint, just one. But you mustn't ask any more questions.
Inspector
I'll bite. Go ahead.
Mike Shane
Just put your hands in your pockets, Inspector. That's all. Just put your hands in your pockets.
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Inspector
Doggone you, Mike, you got me as self conscious as a giggling schoolgirl.
Mike Shane
It's your own fault, Inspector, your own fault if the solution of the murder depended on it, I tell you right now, but, well, it's only one me.
Phyllis Knight
Hush kids, she's on the phone. The ex. Mrs. Beatty. Oh, hello Mrs. Beatty. Yes, Mrs. Beatty. Don't hang up when you hear my question because if you do you'll be called right back and that will be by the police.
Sergeant
Yes, go on.
Phyllis Knight
Did you by any chance send a note of warning to Mr. Beatty? Well, Mrs. Beatty, yes I did. Why?
Sergeant
Well, it's hard to explain but there was something about this Mr. Porter I didn't trust. Oh, I haven't seen much of Mr. Beatty these last few years, but I've met him socially several times when he's been with this man porter.
Phyllis Knight
Go on, Mrs. Beatty.
Sergeant
Well, that's all I have. Only a woman's intuition for not trusting Mr. Porter. He reminds me of someone, I can't remember who, but someone not to be
Phyllis Knight
trusted and that's all.
Sergeant
Honestly, that's all.
Phyllis Knight
Thanks very much. Well, there's not much there. She sent the note, but just womanly intuition made her distress Porter.
Mike Shane
You think she was telling the truth?
Phyllis Knight
Yes. Don't you?
Mike Shane
Not entirely, not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Inspector
Yes. Report from Kansas, sir. Bring it in, sergeant. Yes, Inspector. I'll get it typed up. Doggone if there isn't something in the Kansas report, we're gonna have a regular unsolved mystery on our hands.
Mike Shane
Wouldn't like to call in Sherlock Holmes or Father Brown, would you?
Inspector
Oh, Mike, this is serious. This is murder.
Mike Shane
I know it is, Inspector. Now look, both of you.
Phyllis Knight
Yeah, yeah.
Mike Shane
When we burst in on Reynolds and Weaver, they didn't show any signs of knowing that Beatty was dead. I mean, they were wholly taken up with the idea that Beatty had brought the police into it because of the threatening letter.
Inspector
That's right, yeah.
Phyllis Knight
As a matter of fact, Reynolds said that if that letter didn't bring results, he'd send more letters.
Mike Shane
Right, angel? Right. And although that could be cleverness, I'd be inclined to mark it down as truthfulness.
Inspector
You may be inclined to mark it down that way, Mike, but until we have the murderer in our hands, everybody who ever knew Beatty is a suspect in my little list.
Mike Shane
Granted, Inspector, but Weaver didn't hesitate to give us the keys to the warehouse.
Phyllis Knight
You can't lay too much stress on that though, Mike. Both Weaver and Reynolds knew that we could get into that warehouse without keys.
Mike Shane
True, true. But to be able to carry off their interview with us with such savoir faire would indicate that they were very clever and very experienced crooks, which I for one don't believe they are.
Inspector
Yeah, yeah, but Mike, murderers don't have to be crooks. Many a killing is a criminal's first and last crime.
Mike Shane
I know that, Inspector. I'm thinking out loud to convince myself. You see, what I.
Inspector
Not much, I'm afraid. Let's see what this says. Only connection Beatty ever had with police was his witness in robbery trial. His testimony was essential in proving guilt of defendant.
Phyllis Knight
And the defendant's name was Porter?
Mike Shane
Yes, Phil.
Inspector
The defendant's name was Porter.
Phyllis Knight
What are we waiting for?
Sergeant
That's it?
Inspector
No, no, not quite, Phil. You see, Porter died in a penitentiary in 1936.
Sergeant
Oh.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, well, then of course it isn't the same Porter.
Mike Shane
That report doesn't say whether or not Porter had a brother.
Inspector
No, Mike, it doesn't.
Mike Shane
But I'd be almost willing to bet that he had what so many women like to call woman's intuition is nothing more or less than a half forgotten incident or something half heard and half forgotten.
Inspector
You think that Mrs. Beater's instinctive dislike for Porter is because of the name or a likeness between the porter who found the body and the porter who went to jail?
Mike Shane
Yes, Inspector, that's exactly what I Do
Inspector
mean that shouldn't be hard to find out. But it still isn't the stuff that convinces district attorneys or grand juries.
Mike Shane
No, Inspector, but on the face of it, I think another interview is justified.
Inspector
Interview?
Mr. Porter
Who with?
Mike Shane
All of our suspects. Weaver, Reynolds, Porter and Mrs. Beatty.
Inspector
All right, Mike, we've got nothing to lose.
Mike Shane
We have everything to gain. You see, our chief suspect holds the key to this little mystery. And we'll find that key at 323Foothill. Well, I can understand why. Quiet please.
Mr. Porter
Quiet.
Mike Shane
Now, to some of you, this is going to be somewhat of a shock, but Mr. BD has been murdered.
Sergeant
What?
Mike Shane
We found the body in the warehouse you used Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Weaver, but Mr. Porter had the distinction of finding it first. Although he lost it again. Will you take over from there, Mr. Porter?
Mr. Porter
Well, I came here this morning to take Mr. Beatty to lunch. The door was open, which was funny because he was very careful about locking and bolting the door. I came upstairs, found him lying on the couch, stabbed through the chest. I ran over and felt him to see if he was alive. Found he was dead and called the police.
Mike Shane
And got your fingers all sticky with blood?
Mr. Porter
Yes. Then I wandered about the apartment, went downstairs to the front door to watch for the police and came back upstairs and picked up the mail.
Phyllis Knight
The mail which contained the threatening letter from Mr. Reynolds and the warning from Mrs. Beatty.
Mr. Porter
I don't know about that. But anyway, when you arrived, we all came upstairs and the body was gone. It couldn't have been taken out the front door because I was never out of sight of the head of the stairs.
Mike Shane
And we know it wasn't taken out the back because there's no back door. Would you have any explanation for that, Mr. Reynolds?
Mr. Reynolds
No, no, I. I can't see how.
Mike Shane
Or you, Mr. Weaver?
Narrator
No, no explanation.
Mike Shane
And I'm sure that Mrs. Beatty hasn't.
Sergeant
Oh, no, it's completely baffling to me.
Mike Shane
It was to us for quite a while. The reason it was baffling was because we were stupid enough to believe. Mr. Porter. What if you picked up the letters after you examined the body and after you phoned the police? How come there are no blood stained fingerprints on any of them?
Mr. Porter
But I.
Inspector
And with the wind blowing so hard that it blew the mail off the table, how come the front door was open? It would have blown shut.
Phyllis Knight
And if the body couldn't be taken out the back window and you never lost sight of the front door, how could the body be spirited away?
Mr. Porter
I don't know. I don't Know, that's the mystery.
Mike Shane
No, no mystery, Porter. Just a tissue of lies. Well rehearsed. The body never was here.
Mr. Porter
But the blood on the couch put
Mike Shane
there by you after you had hidden the body in the warehouse rafters.
Mr. Porter
Oh, this is absurd. You can't throw accusations around like that.
Mike Shane
We can and we will. Give me your keys.
Mr. Porter
My keys?
Mike Shane
Yes, yes, the keys in your pocket. There. You see, when we searched Mr. Beatty's dead body, we found everything a man usually carries. Wallet, pen and pencil, watch, checkbook, handkerchief. But. But, Inspector.
Inspector
Yes?
Mike Shane
No keys. No keys to get into his house or anything. Now, what Porter did with the rest of Beatty's keys, I don't know. But here's the key to the warehouse. F24 is its number. It checks with the number of your key key, Mr. Weaver.
Inspector
Yes, that's right.
Mike Shane
And one of these two keys is the key to Beatty's apartment. This apartment. Shall I try them, Porter, or do you admit it?
Mr. Porter
I. I admit it.
Mike Shane
Okay, Inspector. I guess that takes care of that.
Phyllis Knight
Well, here it is early in the evening and we're on our way home.
Mike Shane
But we're not on our way home, Angel.
Phyllis Knight
No. Where are we going?
Mike Shane
We're going to meet the inspector and have a late snack at Fisherman's Wharf.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, good. Mike, I wonder if Porter is a brother of the man who died in the penitentiary.
Mike Shane
Oh, I'm sure of it. He'd better be.
Phyllis Knight
Why?
Mike Shane
Because if he isn't, we'll spend the evening talking to the inspector about motives.
Phyllis Knight
What would you rather do, Mike Shane?
Mike Shane
Are you asking me or taunting me?
Sergeant
Me.
Phyllis Knight
Well, I just.
Sergeant
Mike.
Mike Shane
Huh?
Phyllis Knight
No, not here. In the car.
Mike Shane
I mean, why not, Angel? I can drive with one hand as well as the next.
Narrator
Tune in again next week at 8 o' clock for another adventure with Michael Shane. Private Detective, starring Wally Mayer and Kathy Lewis. With Joe Forte as the inspector. Tonight's story, based on the character created by Brett Halliday, was written and directed by David Taylor. Music was composed and directed by Bernard Katz. This is John Lang saying good night for the people who make 76 gasoline and Triton motor oil. Union Oil Company. This is the mutual donne lee broadcasting system.
Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Michael Shayne: “Missing Body” (08/06/1945)
Episode Date: August 11, 2026 (Choice Classic Radio rebroadcast)
In this engaging episode from the Golden Age of Radio, private detective Michael Shane and his associate Phyllis Knight are drawn into a perplexing murder mystery titled "Missing Body." The episode’s central enigma is both classic and confounding: a man is reported murdered—his dead body seen and even touched by a witness—yet it vanishes before the authorities arrive. Shane, Knight, and an Inspector from homicide must unravel not just “whodunit” but also “where is the body?” This tight, witty detective story showcases the genre’s love for red herrings, clever deduction, and the dynamic interplay between the leads.
“How do I go about finding a murderer when I haven’t even got a body?”
— Inspector, (08:03)
“It says, I don’t suppose I should care what happens to you, but just the same you are a fool. I’ve told you before that I don’t trust Porter. And I’m more sure of it now than ever before.”
— Phyllis Knight reading warning letter, (12:17)
“People never lift their eyes high enough…give me a hand, Inspector.”
— Mike Shane, (17:55)
“Just put your hands in your pockets, Inspector. That’s all. Just put your hands in your pockets.”
— Mike Shane, (20:45; hinting at the missing keys clue)
This episode exemplifies the appeal of radio’s classic detective tales: a knotty case, sharp dialogue, and a satisfying puzzle resolved by shrewd observation of human nature and overlooked facts. Michael Shane’s approach—listening beyond the words, testing assumptions, and pressing suspects on inconsistencies—leads to a methodical breakdown of a too-convenient story. The “missing body” proves to be the linchpin in exposing a calculated killer.
For fans of classic mysteries, this is a signature episode: brisk, clever, and twisty right up to its final moments.