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the Adventures of Michael Shane Private Detective. The people who make 76 gasoline and Triton motor oil. Union Oil Company present. The adventures of michael shane private detectives starring wally mayer and kathy lewis. Many an exciting case crosses the desk of our detective friend Mike Shane. Right now. There's something special on that desk. Bending over it are Mike, his assistant, Phyllis Knight, Inspector Faraday. Watch. Mike frowns grimly. Then slowly, carefully, he turns the next page of Lear magazine.
Michael Shane
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Sherry Melton
Mike, where did they get that picture of you?
Michael Shane
Oh, no. A day from the life of Mike Shane, San Francisco sophisticated sleuth. Oh, anything for a story. If they were going to write about me, why didn't they interview?
Inspector Faraday
What are you kicking about? His publicity. That super sleuth, that maestro of the clue, that glamour boy of detectives.
Sherry Melton
Yeah.
Phyllis Knight
Hey, hey. Here's a picture of both of us. Handsome detective inspect scene of society murder. The willowy damsel on his left is Mike's current heart in. Hey, current. I like that.
Inspector Faraday
Sure, it seems Mike is a wizard with the ladies, but read all about it on page seven.
Michael Shane
I'm packing my bags and heading for the mountains.
Phyllis Knight
Spare the suitcase. This may be a client. Hello? Yes, this is his secretary. I'm sorry, he's busy right now.
Michael Shane
Who is it?
Phyllis Knight
Oh, oh, yes, yes. When?
Michael Shane
Who is it?
Sherry Melton
Sh.
Phyllis Knight
Tonight, 7:30. Why, I'm sure he'd be delighted to come.
Michael Shane
Honey, honey, I'd be delighted to what?
Phyllis Knight
Certainly, certainly, I'll tell him. Thank you very much, Miss Melton. Goodbye.
Michael Shane
Now, what have you got me into?
Phyllis Knight
Your magazine story is paying dividends already. Mr. Shane, you and I are going to attend one of the Exclusive parties of Ms. Sherry Melton.
Michael Shane
Oh, no, not that S.O.B. sister.
Phyllis Knight
But of course, she gives such different parties. And her newspaper column. Why, she might write you up too.
Michael Shane
Yeah, well, I can skip that.
Inspector Faraday
Kids, I don't like this setup. I don't like it at all even.
Michael Shane
Say that again.
Inspector Faraday
No, Mike, you don't understand. I'm invited to the same party. Yeah, she called me up. I told her I like parties, but being inspector of homicide, I never know about my evenings. Then she said I had to come because she was going to recreate a murder.
Michael Shane
Oh, one of those things.
Inspector Faraday
Mike, I'm leery of this sort of stuff. Something always goes wrong.
Michael Shane
What do you mean?
Inspector Faraday
It seems someone always gets hurt.
Michael Shane
Well, but why Is she doing it? What's her reason? What goes?
Phyllis Knight
Not what, darling. Who goes? And the answer we do. Say, you know something? This is a real party, and it's such an attractive house. Don't you think so, huh?
Michael Shane
My collar's too tight. I told you I can't wear a tuxedo. I feel like a pallbearer.
Sherry Melton
Ah, Mr. Shay. Why, you're much handsomer than in that magazine. You should wear a tuxedo on every case.
Michael Shane
Ms. Melton, this is my. Well, this is Ms. Phyllis Knight.
Phyllis Knight
How do you do, Ms. Melton?
Sherry Melton
Yes, yes. Well, come on into the lounge. I want you to meet everybody. The party tonight is just a mad inspiration. The other day I was having lunch with Freddy, oh, you know, Freddie, the senator from Kansas or Florida or someplace. And I said, darling, I'm going to give a party. And. Oh, wait, here's a man I want you to meet. Sherwood.
Sherwood Armstrong
Yes, my little butterball.
Sherry Melton
Ms. Knight, this is Sherwood Armstrong.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, the mystery story writer. How do you do?
Sherwood Armstrong
Rather bored up to this moment, but now I see possibility.
Sherry Melton
Sure would. Before you ask her out onto the balcony to talk over story ideas, you better check with Mr. Shane here.
Michael Shane
I'm glad to know you, Mr. Armstrong.
Sherwood Armstrong
Wish I could say the same, sir. I've always admired your ability and now your good taste.
Sherry Melton
Oh, go away with you, you wretch. I want these people to meet somebody really important.
Sherwood Armstrong
Well, I'll be back.
Sherry Melton
Oh, there's our man. The one with the big glasses and bushy hair. Dr. Taylor?
Dr. Kaler
Yes.
Sherry Melton
Dr. Kaler, Michael Shane and Ms. Phyllis Knight.
Dr. Kaler
How do you do, Mr. Shane?
Sherry Melton
Dr. Kaler studied psychology in Vienna, and he writes all those fascinating books on dreams and why people commit murder.
Dr. Kaler
Oh, Ms. Melton, please.
Phyllis Knight
Of course, we've all heard of you, Doctor. One of our best criminologists. Mike, you must read some of his books.
Michael Shane
Yes, I must. Sherry.
Inspector Faraday
Sherry, may I see your mom?
Sherry Melton
Oh, Ray, I almost forgot you. Ray and I used to work on the same newspaper in Chicago. Look, darling, I want you to meet a publisher.
Phyllis Knight
Dr. Kaler. I'd love to read some of your books. You must tell me which one to start on first.
Dr. Kaler
You are very kind, madam, but I'm afraid you would find them very technical and perhaps dull.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, no, no. If I can't understand what you mean, I'll ask Mike to explain it to me. He's a wonderful student, you know. You should see his library.
Inspector Faraday
You really should.
Narrator
Doctor.
Michael Shane
Huh?
Inspector Faraday
He's got a complete file of Esquire Faraday.
Michael Shane
Well, I was wondering where you were.
Inspector Faraday
Oh, get you tuxedo and patent leather shoes. Oh, by the way, Doctor, how are you coming with that next book?
Dr. Kaler
Very well indeed, thank you.
Phyllis Knight
Then you two know each other?
Narrator
Oh, sure, Doctor.
Inspector Faraday
Kayla's helped me out with several cases now. Jealous, are you?
Michael Shane
Oh, of course I'm not. Wait a minute. Ms. Melton is trying to say something.
Sherry Melton
We are now going to have a buffet supper. After that, I have a surprise for you. I won't tell you what it is, but I'll give you a hint. It's murder. Quiet, everybody. Quiet, please. I brought all of you upstairs to this bedroom because we're going to play a game.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, I don't care what Faraday says, Mike. This is going to be fun, huh?
Sherry Melton
Now, I want four of my guests to pay particular attention. Inspector Faraday. Yes, Mr. Shane? Yes, Dr. Kaler?
Dr. Kaler
I'm ready.
Sherry Melton
And Sherwood Armstrong. Sherwood, will you look around this room and tell us us what you see besides people?
Sherwood Armstrong
A double bed, nightstand, telephone, two chairs and a bureau.
Sherry Melton
Yes. Does. Does anything about it look familiar to you?
Inspector Faraday
No.
Sherry Melton
How about you, Dr. Kaylor? It's a complete mystery, Inspector Faraday.
Inspector Faraday
Well, the arrangement and spacing of furniture does look familiar to me. Reminds me of the bedroom of a man who was recently murdered.
Sherry Melton
You're right, Inspector. The bedroom of John Hines. I've arranged everything to duplicate his bedroom. And tonight, we're going to reenact the murder.
Phyllis Knight
Mike, that killing's never been solved.
Sherry Melton
As you all know, I like to give unique parties. So I've invited four famous crime experts here tonight to give us their own solutions of this unsolved mystery. Mr. Shane, do you know the details of the case?
Michael Shane
Well, fairly well. It. It happened about two months ago. John Himes was a rich old miser. He was found shot to death in his bedroom with the doors and windows locked from the inside. The only suspect was his secretary, and he had a watertight alibi.
Sherry Melton
Is that right, Inspector?
Narrator
It is.
Sherry Melton
All right. Now, you, Dr. Kaler, will be John Hines. Lie down on the bed, please.
Phyllis Knight
Hurry up.
Sherry Melton
Hurry up. Don't be so shy, Doctor.
Inspector Faraday
All right.
Sherry Melton
And you, Sherwood, you will be the killer. Stand outside the door till we call you.
Phyllis Knight
This is very exciting.
Michael Shane
Yes.
Sherry Melton
Now, as Inspector Faraday tells us what happened that night, Dr. Kaler and Sherwood will act it out for us. Now, if you please, Inspector.
Inspector Faraday
Well, it's about midnight. John Hines is in bed, probably asleep. Doors and windows are locked. Somebody comes to his hall door.
Sherry Melton
All right.
Inspector Faraday
Sherwood Hines thinks it's his secretary. He gets out of bed Goes to the door. He unlocks and opens it. The killer enters. At first there's no struggle, no outcry.
Sherry Melton
Careful, Dr. Kaler. Put on your glasses. You can't see where you're going.
Dr. Kaler
Of course not, madam. Neither could Mr. Himes. If he had worn his glasses, he would have seen it was not his secretary.
Inspector Faraday
Correct, doctor. The killer advances into the room, demands the old man hand over the cash he has hidden in the house. The old fellow refuses. The killer insists. He raises his gun and then.
Phyllis Knight
Mike.
Narrator
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Phyllis Knight
Mike. Mike.
Michael Shane
Everybody stay where you are.
Inspector Faraday
Who fired that shot?
Narrator
Armstrong did. He had the gun. I saw him.
Sherwood Armstrong
Don't be ridiculous, Ray. I was just faking a gun with my pipe.
Michael Shane
Please.
Dr. Kaler
Is anyone hurt?
Sherry Melton
Oh, no, no. Only your dignities. Four famous crime experts and they don't know a fake gunshot from the real thing.
Narrator
What?
Michael Shane
You mean it was a phony?
Sherry Melton
Of course. I sl slap this yardstick here on the bed pillow.
Dr. Kaler
Very amusing. A perfect example of mass psychology and suggestions.
Sherry Melton
Now let's get on with the crime. You've been shot, Dr. Kaler. So stretch out on the floor.
Dr. Kaler
Yes. Perhaps like this, beside the bed.
Sherry Melton
Oh, that's perfect. You make a very convincing corpse, Doctor. And now, Inspector, if you'll just go on.
Inspector Faraday
Well, there's nothing more to tell. The killer didn't find the money he was after, so he slipped out of the house again.
Sherwood Armstrong
Perfect crime, eh? Well, if the police couldn't solve it, I can. Oh, at least I will in my next book. That's where a writer has it all over.
Inspector Faraday
Oh, we'll solve it, Mr. Armstrong. In fact, just this evening, I got a fresh angle on the case, which I can't tell anyone yet. Wow. That means a neat headline. Sherry Melton's Party Gives Police Answer to a Puzzling Murder.
Sherry Melton
Oh, always the news hawk, Ray. But meanwhile, let's play my game. You four masterminds have 30 minutes to solve the mystery. You're each to go to a different room, so you can't Compare notes. In 30 minutes, we'll vote who has the most exciting solution. And the prize. Champagne, of course.
Phyllis Knight
Hurry up, Mike. We've got just 10 minutes to go.
Michael Shane
Oh, honey. Of all the dimwit stunts. This is it.
Phyllis Knight
Come on, come on.
Michael Shane
We can spend all night dreaming up solutions, but none of them will be right. Crimes aren't solved by slapstick.
Phyllis Knight
It's just a game. Think up something really dramatic. I want you to be brilliant tonight, Mike. We've got a famous criminologist and a mystery story writer. Show them what we can do.
Michael Shane
We's that sounded like outside. Come on. Come on,
Inspector Faraday
Mike. It's an accident or something. Outdoors.
Michael Shane
Let's go.
Phyllis Knight
I'm coming, too. It can't be an auto smash up. There's nothing on the street.
Michael Shane
Sounded closer to the house anyway. Maybe here on the ground.
Inspector Faraday
Can I help, gentlemen? I don't know, Doctor. We got to search the garden. I got a flashlight in my car. So have I, Inspector. I'll get it. Okay, let's spread out. Search both sides of the house.
Dr. Kaler
Right.
Michael Shane
I'll take the left wing here. No, no, angel, not you.
Phyllis Knight
But, Mike, I want to.
Michael Shane
No, no. You're not going to prowl around through bushes in the dark. Now, go on. Go and beat him.
Phyllis Knight
All right, you old worrywart.
Michael Shane
Who's that?
Inspector Faraday
Answer me.
Dr. Kaler
Who is it?
Inspector Faraday
An elk looking for his lodge.
Michael Shane
Oh, Saturday. Well, did you find anything on your side?
Inspector Faraday
Nah, too dark. Ray was supposed to bring me his flashlight. I got tired of waiting.
Michael Shane
Well, come on, let's go get our own flashlights.
Phyllis Knight
Mike. Inspector, where are you?
Michael Shane
Coming. Coming.
Inspector Faraday
Maybe we're just chasing our own tails. This is another one of that woman's party gags.
Phyllis Knight
It isn't. It isn't. Faraday.
Michael Shane
Huh?
Phyllis Knight
What I just found doesn't belong at any party.
Michael Shane
Found what?
Phyllis Knight
On the running board of Faraday's car. A dead body.
Inspector Faraday
Stand back, everybody. We can't see what we're doing.
Michael Shane
Looks like he was knocked out first and then strangled with his own tie.
Sherry Melton
Oh, but who would want to kill Ray? And why?
Inspector Faraday
What was he doing on my running board? He said he was going to get the flashlight from his car.
Michael Shane
Well, that's Fairly simple, Inspector. Ms. Melton says that's his sedan right behind yours. Looks like a riddle, but it's the same make, model and year.
Phyllis Knight
Sure, he thought he was getting into his own car.
Michael Shane
Did. Did any of you people see anybody come near this car?
Sherwood Armstrong
Not me.
Dr. Kaler
Only this night. We were all looking for the cause of that crash.
Sherry Melton
Oh. Oh, I forgot. I found the cause. Here's what's left of it.
Inspector Faraday
Looks like a table lamp.
Sherry Melton
An expensive one, too. It was at the end of the hall upstairs. Somebody must have thrown it out the window. The cook found it in a flower box.
Michael Shane
That's it.
Inspector Faraday
Smashed on purpose to get us outdoors.
Sherry Melton
But. But why? I'm the only person Ray knew in town. I invited him here to the party so he. Well, so he wouldn't be lonely. I invited him to. To his death.
Phyllis Knight
No one saw the killer. No one has a motive. Where do we go from here?
Inspector Faraday
First off, to the telephone. I got a call.
Dr. Kaler
Headquarters.
Michael Shane
Just a minute, Inspector. Phil, stay here and see that nobody touches the body.
Phyllis Knight
All right, Mike.
Michael Shane
Now, Harriday, what is it you know, about the murder of John Hymes? What is it the killer's afraid of, huh?
Inspector Faraday
I don't get you, Mike.
Michael Shane
Did you take a good look at Ray Rogers body just now? Of course. No. No, you didn't. Not a good look. Ray Rogers was just about your height. He had the same stoop shoulders, same gray hair.
Inspector Faraday
Holy jumpy. And he was getting into my car.
Michael Shane
Exactly. Somebody made a mistake, Inspector. Somebody wants to kill you.
Sherry Melton
This is the window right here, Mr. Shane. You can see it's still raised. The lamp fell into the flower box on the ground floor.
Michael Shane
Yeah, but it's so smashed up. And you've handled it, I guess. Fingerprints are out.
Inspector Faraday
But we know that the killer was here on the second floor. Ms. Melton, can you place everybody at the moment you heard the crash?
Sherry Melton
Well, no, I was in my bedroom fixing My hair.
Phyllis Knight
And where is your bedroom?
Sherry Melton
Through this door here. But, Sherwood, you were in the room across the hall.
Sherwood Armstrong
Take it easy, Sherry. You put me in there because of the contest. I was cooking up a solution for the murder. I mean, of John Hymes.
Sherry Melton
Well, how about you, Dr. Kaler? You were in the next bedroom down the hall.
Dr. Kaler
I cannot oblige, madam. I also was deep in thought.
Sherry Melton
Well, I guess no one saw the man then. The inspector and Mr. Shane were downstairs. So were all the other guests.
Sherwood Armstrong
As a writer of murder thrillers, I'd say the man came here with no idea of killing Ray, was strangled with his own ties. So the man was without a gun.
Dr. Kaler
You assume the unknown Mr. Armstrong. The victim was strangled, which is a masculine technique in murder. Therefore, a clever woman with a strong arm might choose that very method.
Phyllis Knight
Yes, yes, a red herring. That's very clever.
Sherry Melton
Dr. King.
Michael Shane
Ms. Melton, I know you're famous for unusual parties, but why did you decide to reenact a murder tonight?
Phyllis Knight
Why?
Sherry Melton
Why? It was just an inspiration of mine. And then Sherwood suggested we do the case of John Himes. I interviewed the old man once, and, yes, I even. Even covered his inquest for my paper.
Inspector Faraday
I see. Sherwood Armstrong suggested it. When we entered your. Your contest, you asked all of us if the room and furniture looked familiar. You, Mr. Armstrong, said not at all.
Sherwood Armstrong
Well, that. That was just an act. Sherry and I knew you'd made sketches of the actual scene, and we wanted to trip you up if we could and get a laugh.
Michael Shane
But why did you pick the particular murder of John the Himes?
Sherwood Armstrong
I knew him. He was a fan of mine. Read all my books.
Inspector Faraday
So you and Miss Melton both knew him?
Dr. Kaler
That is hardly a crime, Inspector. I, too, knew Mr. Himes. We were members of the same club. However, it is disturbing that they should choose that particular unsolved crime. As a psychologist, I know the subconscious desire of every killer to confess his murder. Some return to the scene. Some even talk about it to strangers. The criminal subconscious feels cheated of the drama, the notoriety which comes with his confession or capture.
Sherwood Armstrong
Look here. I don't like the drift of this talk.
Dr. Kaler
I apologize, my friend. I'm always going off into a lecture. I'm sure neither of you is guilty. None of us is. We have no motives.
Inspector Faraday
Ah, here come my boys. Well, it's about time. You ready, Mike?
Michael Shane
All set. Honey, get your coat.
Phyllis Knight
Are we leaving?
Michael Shane
Yes, we are. The answer to Ray Rogers death isn't here. It's in a house that's been padlocked for two months.
Phyllis Knight
This place is dusty.
Michael Shane
Did you expect John Heim's ghost to meet us with a vacuum cleaner?
Inspector Faraday
If I remember right, this is the bedroom. Yeah, it is. We've left everything in place. Nothing's been changed.
Michael Shane
The old guy was a miser, all right. Not enough furniture for a dollhouse.
Phyllis Knight
Inspector, you told us tonight you had a new idea about this case. What was it?
Inspector Faraday
That's the blood stain over there, Mike, in front of the telephone stand.
Phyllis Knight
Inspector, what was it? Maybe it's our solution.
Michael Shane
Don't bother him, honey. Hey, there's the print of a shoe here on the edge of the blood.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, the killer made it. Wore tennis shoes. We tried to trace it.
Michael Shane
How about fingerprints?
Inspector Faraday
All identified. Well, except for one. Probably an old print. Maybe some visitors couldn't match it up with our files.
Phyllis Knight
Anyway, you said a secretary lived with Himes. You sure of his alibi?
Inspector Faraday
Positive, Phil. Nice young fella. He got a phone call in the afternoon that his uncle was dying down at Carmel. He got the Carmel in the evening and it turned out to be a fake call. The murderer just wanted him out of the way.
Phyllis Knight
Well, he could have sneaked back that night.
Inspector Faraday
No, no, he had witnesses. In fact, he telephoned long distance about midnight to tell himes he'd be back in the morning.
Michael Shane
I remember it now. The operator said somebody answered the phone but didn't say a word, just hung up.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, we figure the murderer picked up the receiver to hear who was calling. He cleaned the receiver afterwards and put it back. That's when he stepped in the blood.
Michael Shane
It doesn't add up, though, Inspector. There's only one shoe print. Now, he couldn't possibly stand here and reach over to the phone on that table. It's too far.
Phyllis Knight
Well, does it matter?
Michael Shane
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me try something. If I put one foot on the blood stain here and my knee on this chair, I can. Yeah, Now I can reach it.
Inspector Faraday
Say, come to think of it, that's where we found the stray fingerprints. Right where you got your hands right now on the back of that chair.
Michael Shane
Okay, now we're clipping coupons. That fingerprint belongs to the killer of John Himes and Ray Rogers.
Phyllis Knight
All right, but whose print is it? The inspector doesn't know.
Michael Shane
Well, we'd better know, and in a hurry. The murderer tried to get Faraday once. Tonight he'll try again. And the next time? Who knows?
Narrator
In just a moment, we'll rejoin Mike and Phyllis in their adventures. A few minutes ago, we mentioned some of the advantages of Union Oil spark plug service. Now, as a featured part of this service, the Minuteman will also inspect your ignition cables. These are the small, thin wires which deliver electricity to the spark plugs. Naturally, if any of them are defective, even brand new spark plugs won't receive enough juice for proper firing. In other words, a faulty ignition cable will leak electricity. So, for a complete, accurate check on your car's firepower, have the minutemen service your spark plugs and ignition cables. You'll notice the increased power and snap in your engine as soon as you drive away. You'll find Union Oil Minutemen ready to serve you wherever you see the sign of the big orange and blue 76. It is midnight. Mike, Phyllis and Inspector Faraday are at headquarters. Mike and Phyllis are bent over a desk studying a police file.
Inspector Faraday
No luck, kids, huh? Boys, recheck those fingerprints. None on record.
Michael Shane
But we've got to have it, Faraday. Your life may depend on it.
Dr. Kaler
All right.
Inspector Faraday
There are 130 million people in the United States. Shall I ask every one of them to mail me their prints?
Phyllis Knight
Oh, easy, Inspector, easy.
Inspector Faraday
We're stymied. That's all there is to it.
Michael Shane
Well, we'll keep on trying. Phil and I have been going through the coroner's report here. So far, nothing new.
Phyllis Knight
The bullet entered skull immediately below right ear. Death was almost instantaneous. Deceased fell to floor and position shown in photographs. The eyeglasses held in his left hand were crushed and embedded in his palm. And the opinion of the doctors.
Michael Shane
What was Hymes doing with the eyeglasses in his hand? He was nearsighted. We covered that at the party tonight.
Inspector Faraday
Mike, he probably never put his glasses on. That's why he mistook the killer for his own secretary.
Michael Shane
Why do we have to assume that? Why not the opposite?
Phyllis Knight
Opposite? What do you mean?
Michael Shane
Well, perhaps Himes was taking his glasses off. So what?
Inspector Faraday
Does it make any difference?
Michael Shane
Does it make any difference? Look, Faraday. Look, all we need to get this killer are three things. A pair of tennis shoes, a set of fingerprints and an address, that's all.
Inspector Faraday
Just sit down and write ourselves a letter to Santa Claus.
Michael Shane
No, no, we'll get the fingerprints from the police files.
Inspector Faraday
But we just looked.
Michael Shane
Not everywhere, Inspector. We'll get the address from the phone book and the tennis shoes at that address.
Inspector Faraday
Well, party doesn't sound quite as lively as it did a few hours ago.
Phyllis Knight
Mike, that paper sack. Everybody will know their shoes carry it like a bottle of champagne.
Michael Shane
Here comes our hostess.
Sherry Melton
Well, at last. We thought you'd never get back. My guests want to go home.
Michael Shane
Oh, they can shortly. Where are they?
Sherry Melton
In the bar, most of them.
Dr. Kaler
Sheer escapism, gentlemen. Personally, I prefer this book of poetry.
Phyllis Knight
Shakespeare's Sonnets. How nice.
Sherwood Armstrong
What's wrong with a copy of Sherwood Armstrong? Any luck, boys?
Michael Shane
Well, I think so. How about it, Inspector?
Inspector Faraday
Dr. Kaler, you're an expert on fingerprints. I have on these cards two sets of fingerprints. Will you examine them and tell us if they're identical?
Dr. Kaler
Certainly. This whorl here and the lines, they're identical.
Inspector Faraday
Do you recognize them?
Dr. Kaler
No.
Inspector Faraday
Mr. Armstrong, do you recognize them?
Michael Shane
No, I don't.
Inspector Faraday
And Miss Melton?
Sherry Melton
Why, no, but I'm not an expert.
Dr. Kaler
May I ask where you got these prints?
Michael Shane
From the back of a chair in the bedroom of John Hymes. The second card is from the file of honorary members of the police force.
Sherry Melton
Oh. I mean, isn't that strange?
Michael Shane
You were about to say, Miss Melton, that you, too, have been an honorary policeman for the past three years.
Sherry Melton
I? Yes, but surely you don't think that
Inspector Faraday
I never did like the idea of your parlor entertainment. Miss Melton, when I came here tonight, I expected that something might go wrong, or at least that the murder of John Himes might be present.
Sherwood Armstrong
Now, just a minute, Inspector.
Narrator
I think you're going.
Inspector Faraday
I told you people I had a new angle on the murder. Actually, I didn't know a thing. It's an old trick, making the murderer think you have the answer. He'll stampede and give himself away.
Michael Shane
Which is exactly what happened. The killer tried to remove the inspector, but he made a mistake. Out there in the dark, he got the wrong man. Now, I have here in this paper bag, a pair of Kenneth shoes worn by the murderer. May I. May I ask you, gentlemen, what size shoes you wear?
Sherwood Armstrong
A number nine.
Dr. Kaler
Also a nine.
Michael Shane
I see. But the night you killed John Himes, you wore an eight and a half, Doctor. Kayla.
Inspector Faraday
The night I.
Dr. Kaler
Sir, this is a joke.
Michael Shane
Is anyone laughing? The sole of this left shoe shows traces of blood. The blood of John Himes. The blood you stepped in when you answered the phone in that bedroom.
Dr. Kaler
But, no, they are not my shoes. I do not play tennis.
Michael Shane
You bought them because they were noiseless, Doctor. We found them in the closet in your room at your club.
Inspector Faraday
And the fingerprints are from your honorary police card.
Michael Shane
You convicted yourself, Doctor. When you reenacted the crime. You pointed out to us that Himes mistook the visitor for his own secretary because he hadn't put on his glasses. The crime was so vivid in your memory that you unconsciously repeated it to the last detail. Your own subconscious Was what trapped you, Doctor?
Phyllis Knight
Golly, Mike, I wish that magazine had waited a few days. Now they really have something to write about. Mike Shane outwits famed criminologists.
Michael Shane
Well, I'd say the honors go equally to our friend and companion, Inspector Fowler.
Inspector Faraday
I don't know, but all I did was to smoke him out with a big, wise act.
Phyllis Knight
You know what gets me kids is why Kaler did it. He hardly knew John Himes. He had no motive.
Michael Shane
He told us the motive, honey. His own vanity. The great criminologist commits the perfect crime. He. It's like a case out of the last book he published.
Phyllis Knight
Mike Shane. You didn't tell me you'd read any of his books.
Michael Shane
Every one of them, honey. And I can show you a book at my apartment he wrote back in 1937. And on one of the pages I scribbled, someday this man's going to commit a murder.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, and I thought I was the only one who suspected him.
Dr. Kaler
What?
Michael Shane
Oh, now look, angel.
Inspector Faraday
Why, you were draped on Kayla's arm all evening.
Michael Shane
What?
Inspector Faraday
Dr. Kayla, how clever of you. Shakespeare sonnets. How utterly wonderful.
Phyllis Knight
Oh, I was just playing up to him.
Sherwood Armstrong
I knew you did?
Michael Shane
How?
Phyllis Knight
Mike Shane. I suspect any man who parts his hair in the middle.
Michael Shane
This is Mike Shane again.
Sherry Melton
And this is Phyllis, both reminding you
Michael Shane
that next Monday evening we'll be on the air one half hour earlier. Same night, same station.
Phyllis Knight
Remember, won't you? Mike and Phyllis at 8 o' clock next Monday. Good night.
Narrator
Tune in again next week at 8 o' clock for another adventure with Michael Shane. Private Detective, starring Wally Mayer and Kathy Lewis, with Joe Forte as Inspector Faraday. Tonight's story was written by Richard DeGraff and based on the character created by Brett Halliday. Music was composed and directed by Bernard Katz. This is John Lang saying good night for the people who make 76 gasoline and Triton motor oil. Union Oil Company. This is the mutual don lee broadcasting system.
Michael Shane
It.
In this classic episode, detective Michael Shayne and his assistant Phyllis Knight attend one of society columnist Sherry Melton's famously unique parties. The evening’s entertainment—a reenactment of an unsolved murder—quickly devolves into a real murder investigation when a guest is killed and it becomes clear that someone at the party may be a murderer with unfinished business. The show blends classic detective banter, wit, and the puzzle-solving fun audiences expect from a Golden Age radio whodunit, featuring famous fictional sleuth Michael Shayne, Inspector Faraday, and a room of would-be crime experts.
The episode opens on the humorous fallout of a magazine feature on Michael Shayne, lampooning his “glamour boy” detective persona and stirring up playful rivalry between Shayne, his assistant Phyllis Knight, and Inspector Faraday.
Sherry Melton, lively socialite and columnist, invites them to a party where she intends to “re-create a murder” for her guests’ amusement. Faraday reveals that he’s skeptical:
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Sherry explains the party’s centerpiece: four crime experts must each solve the unsolved murder of miser John Himes, reenacted in a perfectly recreated bedroom. The main suspects each play a role in the staged scene.
Shayne summarizes the facts: Himes was shot in a locked room, the secretary (the main suspect) had a perfect alibi, and the murder remains unsolved.
A dramatic mock “gunshot” disrupts the scene; guests are shocked, only to discover Sherry staged it for effect.
[13:08 – 15:33]
[16:29 – 21:37]
[24:20 – 27:15]
Back at the party, Shayne and Faraday line up evidence:
Dramatic reveal: Dr. Kaler, famed criminologist and party guest, is the murderer. Clues: fingerprints, tennis shoes bought for noiselessness, and the fact that Kaler unconsciously recreated the crime in detail during the evening.
[27:15 – 28:33]
Phyllis wonders at Kaler's motive—why would a celebrated criminologist murder for no apparent gain?
The episode ends with light banter about detective fiction, sly jokes among friends, and a note that sometimes even the brilliant slip up—especially when ego gets in the way.
On Detective Publicity:
"A day from the life of Mike Shane... If they were going to write about me, why didn't they interview?"
— Michael Shayne, (01:18)
On Fake Danger:
"Four famous crime experts and they don't know a fake gunshot from the real thing."
— Sherry Melton, (11:11)
The Vital Clue:
"There's only one shoe print... If I put one foot on the blood stain here and my knee on this chair, I can... Now I can reach [the phone]."
— Michael Shayne, (20:44–21:05)
The Inspector’s Bluff:
"I told you people I had a new angle on the murder. Actually, I didn't know a thing. It's an old trick, making the murderer think you have the answer."
— Inspector Faraday, (25:42)
The Final Trap:
"The crime was so vivid in your memory that you unconsciously repeated it to the last detail. Your own subconscious was what trapped you, Doctor."
— Michael Shane, (26:37)
Epilogue Wit:
"His own vanity. The great criminologist commits the perfect crime... It's like a case out of the last book he published."
— Michael Shane, (27:36)
The episode features fast banter, dry detective wit, and a playful sense of suspense. Shayne is gruff but clever, Phyllis cheerful and supportive, Faraday world-weary but wily, and the suspects each ripe for suspicion. The tongue-in-cheek attitude toward crime fiction conventions makes the mystery both engaging and entertaining for listeners.
Summary by Choice Classic Radio | For the love of detective stories from the Golden Age of Radio.