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Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, the ringing of that phone bell brings you mystery adventure.
Archie Goodwin
Nero Wolf's office. Archie Goodwin speaking. What? Oh, Fritz. Yeah. I thought it was the outside line. Yeah. Yes, thanks. I'll be right down. Fritz. Boss. Mr. Wolf, will you please hurry?
Nero Wolfe
You're well aware that we'll avail you nothing to hurry me. Why, Mr. Werribee, in such a rush today.
Archie Goodwin
But the car. It's downstairs waiting. Fritz is all ready.
Nero Wolfe
Let him wait. Isn't it enough that I've agreed against my better judgment to leave the comforts of home to go rushing through the crashing traffic of the city to a dinner?
Archie Goodwin
That should be an inducement.
Nero Wolfe
Fritz could have prepared a delicious dinner. He has truffles in the pantry.
Archie Goodwin
Well, why did you promise Arthur Merle? You didn't have to accept the invitation.
Nero Wolfe
Quite so. He's an old friend. Besides, he does set an excellent table. It's just that I don't like the traffic.
Archie Goodwin
Traffic? I know why. It's that awful oxygen in the atmosphere outside. It's not the traffic, Archie.
Nero Wolfe
You're talking much too much.
Archie Goodwin
I know, boss. I'm impatient. Would you mind giving me some slight indication that you intend to move from
Nero Wolfe
that chair just as soon as I finish this beer?
Archie Goodwin
Sure you wouldn't care for half a dozen sandwiches before we go to dinner?
Nero Wolfe
If we were going anywhere other than to Arthur Murrows, I'd agree with you. He's the only person in the world I know of, except myself, of course, who has a proper appreciation and respect for the art of preparing good food.
Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, that renowned genius who is the bulkiest, balkiest, most ponderous and most brilliant detective in the world. Yes? None other than that chairborne mass of unpredictable intellect, Nero Wolf, created by Rex Stout and brought to you in a new series of adventures over this NBC network in the person of Mr. Sydney Greenstreet.
Archie Goodwin
We usually refer to this story as the case. The final page. Under normal circumstances, the last page of a manuscript would be absolutely worthless unless you read all the preceding pages. But in this instance, the final page held the answer to a murder. Without that page, we couldn't arrive at the solution. Actually, we didn't even know the problem. Anyhow, I finally got Nero Wolf to the lobby of Arthur Merle's apartment building.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Going up? Up, please. Are you going up, gentlemen?
Archie Goodwin
Are you, honey?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Certainly. It's my job.
Archie Goodwin
Then so are we. After you, boss.
Nero Wolfe
When did they install women, the elevator operators in this building?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
I've been here for two years. Floor, please.
Archie Goodwin
Arthur Merle's apartment. I believe it's 8:14.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
That's right. Are you Mr. Wolfe?
Archie Goodwin
Uh, no, this is Mr. Wolfe. I'm Archie Goodwin.
Nero Wolfe
Although the name Wolf would be much more appropriate for him than for me.
Archie Goodwin
How did you know he was Mr. Wolf?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Mr. Merle came in half an hour ago. He mentioned that he was expecting you.
Nero Wolfe
You see, Archie, you rush me unnecessarily. We practically preceded him here. And we'll probably have to wait interminably for dinner.
Archie Goodwin
I just hate to be late.
Nero Wolfe
Arthur Merrill has never been on time in his life. He's no more punctual than any other writer. He's never been known to meet a deadline on time.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
This is your floor, gentlemen. Arthur Merle is just down the hall to the right. 814.
Archie Goodwin
Thank you. And by the way, I want to compliment you on your congenial attitude. Miss, I'll speak to the management.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, thank you, sir. Decent of you.
Archie Goodwin
What's your name, huh?
Nero Wolfe
Women are usurping everything.
Archie Goodwin
Really cost to live here. Merle's really into chips.
Nero Wolfe
Every book he writes sells a million copies.
Archie Goodwin
Remember the last time we had dinner with Arthur Merle?
Nero Wolfe
I do. Delicious mountain quail. Shot them himself.
Archie Goodwin
Yeah, he's quite a marksman.
Nero Wolfe
Archie, such proficiency as Arthur Merle displayed in hunting is evidence of a wasted life.
Archie Goodwin
Sure, he probably never made over $500,000 a year in his whole life.
Nero Wolfe
Well, ring again. Don't just stand here.
Archie Goodwin
Surely he's expecting us.
Nero Wolfe
The elevator operator said he was.
Archie Goodwin
Yeah, she seemed quite well informed.
Nero Wolfe
If I were a judge of women, which I'm not, I'd say she has a line on every male in the building.
Archie Goodwin
She can get a line on me anytime she wants.
Nero Wolfe
Archie, your insatiable interest in the female seems sometimes to border on the psychopathic,
Archie Goodwin
you know, a more pleasant way to go crazy. Phooey. It's strange. There's a light on in there. I can see it under the door. Shall I try the door?
Nero Wolfe
Do, Sir Roger, thank you. Enough. Well, at least we can get in.
Archie Goodwin
He may be in the bedroom, probably in the kitchen.
Nero Wolfe
I'll just sit here. I must forgo the comforts of my own home. I certainly intend to avail myself of the comforts of Arthur Merle. Hmm, very much over decorated.
Archie Goodwin
You wouldn't like heaven unless they had orchids and beer.
Nero Wolfe
Not a chair in the place worthy of the name. Well, I'll try that divan while you have a look around.
Archie Goodwin
For what?
Nero Wolfe
Ah, the Merle, of course. Suppose you have a look in the study, maybe writing. Have a look, my boy. I am exhausted and thirsty. See if he has any.
Archie Goodwin
Boss.
Nero Wolfe
Good heavens. Archie. Don't shout. I'm coming.
Archie Goodwin
It's Arthur Merle.
Henry Childs
Look.
Archie Goodwin
Slumped over his desk, a knife in his back.
Nero Wolfe
Yeah, he's quite dead. You haven't touched anything?
Archie Goodwin
Certainly not. I've been around long enough to know that.
Nero Wolfe
Well, you just call Inspector Kramer at Homicide.
Archie Goodwin
How long do you think he's been dead? I'd say a half hour.
Nero Wolfe
Moral appearances. Yes, and perhaps only 10 minutes.
Archie Goodwin
I can't understand it. Why would anyone want to kill Arthur Merle? Everybody liked him. Nice man. I'd expect such a thing to happen to.
Nero Wolfe
The answer is probably a considerable distance from the Christian.
Archie Goodwin
Archie.
Inspector Kramer
Inspector Kramer, homicide.
Archie Goodwin
Archie Goodwin, Inspector. Just a minute. Nero Wolf wants to speak to you.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Oh no. Don't tell me you two have stirred up something on a night like this.
Inspector Kramer
It's 10 below zero.
Archie Goodwin
I'm sorry. Here you are, boss.
Nero Wolfe
Hello, Inspector.
Inspector Kramer
Yes, what is it this time, Wolf? Find a dead body under Grant's tomb.
Nero Wolfe
I'm sorry. You'll forgive any apparent failure to find humor in your little witticism, but I'm at Arthur Merle's apartment. I suggest you come here at once. Seems that Arthur finally met a deadline.
Inspector Kramer
So you just walked in here and found Merle dead, huh?
Nero Wolfe
We were invited here for dinner.
Inspector Kramer
Anyone else around when you got here?
Nero Wolfe
No.
Inspector Kramer
You see anyone? Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
Only the elevator operator who brought us up.
Inspector Kramer
Well, Mr. Wolf, since you were in on the ground floor, maybe you've got some ideas.
Nero Wolfe
Sorry, Inspector. Had I been able to solve the crime so soon, I would have advised you, Inspector.
Inspector Kramer
Yeah, well, it's obviously murder.
Carlton Morton
Obviously.
Inspector Kramer
You knew him well?
Archie Goodwin
Quite well.
Inspector Kramer
Ever know of his being in any trouble?
Archie Goodwin
No, everybody liked him. Arthur Merle, I felt, didn't have an enemy in the world.
Inspector Kramer
Is that so? I don't think anybody pulled this as a little friendly gesture.
Nero Wolfe
Don't jump to conclusions, inspector. That this murder was committed necessarily by an enemy of Merle's. Meaning it could have been an absolute stranger. A woman or a burglar or a madman or a crank. Or. As far as we know, it could have been anybody in the city, inspector. Others been dead nearly an hour and an hour ago, I was in my own home, sitting comfortably in my own big easy chair drinking a delectable glass of beer. Someone at the door, Archer?
Inspector Kramer
Yeah, just a minute. I'll answer that.
Henry Childs
Mr. Merle?
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
No.
Henry Childs
Well, is Mr. Merle here?
Inspector Kramer
Yes, he's here, but he's not seeing anyone.
Henry Childs
Well, is expecting me. I'm from the Serve Rite Catering Company. We're ready to serve for four here tonight.
Inspector Kramer
Their dinner has been canceled.
Henry Childs
Oh, but it's been ordered. Breast of guinea hen cooked in wine and cloves. Delicious. It's prepared and waiting. I'm afraid that I must insist on seeing Mr. Merle.
Inspector Kramer
Mr. Merle has been murdered.
Henry Childs
Well, I'm afraid I must. Murder? Oh, my goodness. But, well, in that case, I.
Carlton Morton
Yes?
Henry Childs
Good evening.
Nero Wolfe
Don't you think you might have taken a bit more time with the fellow, inspector? Why, you might at least have let him serve the dinner. Guinea hen, wine and clove sounded positively delectable.
Inspector Kramer
Look, I've had dinner.
Nero Wolfe
I'm afraid you're too busy, inspector. So busy that you've just passed up an extremely interesting bit of information.
Inspector Kramer
What are you talking about, Wolf?
Nero Wolfe
He said he was to serve dinner for four. Well, Arthur, Merle, Archie and myself are only three.
Inspector Kramer
Well, who else was supposed to be here?
Nero Wolfe
A fourth guest who either hasn't arrived yet or who arrived earlier and left.
Inspector Kramer
Oh, I see what you mean, Wolf.
Nero Wolfe
Good. In that case, I leave you to pursue your deductions from that premise. Archie, will you please stay with the inspector and be of any help that you can? As for myself, I'm going back to my own home, which I should never have left in the first place.
Inspector Kramer
Okay, that finishes the apartment search, Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
And what have we?
Inspector Kramer
Nothing, except that Merle had over $300 in his pocket and he was wearing a ring worth a couple of thousand. So it couldn't have been robbery. And I don't think it was premeditated murder.
Archie Goodwin
Why not?
Inspector Kramer
The weapon, obviously. If someone had planned on killing Merle, he'd have prepared it better. Used a better weapon than a blunt paper knife. Now, as I see it, someone was here before you and Wolf arrived. And for some reason, that person found it necessary to kill Merle. And he did it on the spur of the moment.
Archie Goodwin
I'm listening.
Inspector Kramer
It's obvious. Merle was slumped over his typewriter. The sheet of paper was in it. He'd been working.
Archie Goodwin
May I see it? Yeah. Starbreaker. Strange title. Page 189. He was getting well along with his latest mystery. Apparently, Gregory Thorne slipped the paper into his pocket. It was just an ordinary piece of paper, but Gregory knew its value. Used properly, as Greg knew how to use it, it would be worth a hundred thousand dollars. He walked away briskly and as he.
Inspector Kramer
That's all? Yeah, that's all. Must have been right.
Archie Goodwin
No, I'd like to read the rest of it.
Inspector Kramer
We didn't find any more of it.
Archie Goodwin
Any other ideas?
Narrator
No.
Inspector Kramer
At the moment, we seem to be right where the murderer himself left off. Oh, what is this? Open house?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Sorry to be so. Oh.
Archie Goodwin
Oh.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
What?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
I was. I mean, I expected to see Mr. Murrow. Is he here?
Inspector Kramer
Who are you?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Cynthia Roberts.
Inspector Kramer
Expecting you.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Well, no, that is.
Inspector Kramer
Come on in, Ms. Roberts.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Thank you.
Archie Goodwin
Maybe the young lady is trying to say that he didn't have to expect her. Maybe she felt free to call without advance notice. Inspector.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Inspector. Inspector.
Inspector Kramer
What did you want to see Mr. Merlot?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
I. Well, I'm his fiance.
Archie Goodwin
Had dinner yet, Ms. Roberts?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Why, yes. I had dinner early.
Inspector Kramer
When were you last here, Miss Roberts?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Last night, after the theater. Arthur and I were. What's the matter? Is something wrong?
Inspector Kramer
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Ms. Roberts, but Arthur Merle was murder. And you say you hadn't talked to Mr. Merle all evening. Is that right, Ms. Roberts?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Yes, that's right.
Inspector Kramer
You didn't have a date with him tonight?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, no.
Inspector Kramer
Then why did you come here?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
I told you we were engaged. I just came by, that's all.
Inspector Kramer
I see.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Any more questions, Inspector?
Inspector Kramer
None for the present. How about you, Goodwin?
Narrator
Nope.
Archie Goodwin
But maybe Wolf. Let me call him.
Inspector Kramer
Yes, I guess under the circumstances, we can't very well leave him out.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Go ahead.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, Arthur. I just can't believe it. Why would anyone want to kill him?
Inspector Kramer
That, Ms. Roberts, is a question we'd all like to know the answer to.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Near. Wolf speaking.
Archie Goodwin
Archie. Boss, I'm still at Merle's. We haven't found out anything new except that Arthur's fiance dropped in a few minutes ago.
Nero Wolfe
Did she know anything of interest?
Archie Goodwin
I don't think so.
Nero Wolfe
What does the Inspector plan to do about it?
Archie Goodwin
Just a minute. You must know what you're going to do. With her?
Inspector Kramer
Well, hold her.
Archie Goodwin
Of course he's gonna hold her.
Nero Wolfe
Let me speak to him.
Archie Goodwin
Okay. He wants to talk to you, Inspector. All right.
Inspector Kramer
Hello, Inspector.
Nero Wolfe
I suggest you let the young lady go.
Inspector Kramer
Are you crazy? I haven't got enough suspects in this deal to be letting the hottest one go free.
Nero Wolfe
You can't consider her a suspect simply
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
because she knew Arthur.
Inspector Kramer
Now, see here, Wolf, if you go
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
around arresting people at random, you'll certainly
Nero Wolfe
be dipping your hand to the real
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
murderer, admitting that you don't have a
Nero Wolfe
real clue to go on.
Inspector Kramer
And just what do you suggest?
Nero Wolfe
Find a motive, Inspector. Find a motive. Then if you stumble on a suspect, you'll have some basis for making an arrest. At the moment, I suggest that you
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
let the girl go and tell Archie to stop wasting his time down there
Nero Wolfe
and come home at once.
Archie Goodwin
So that's the story, boss. We went over that place with a fine tooth comb. Nothing. There's not a single suspect. The last person to see Arthur alive was the elevator girl, Christian.
Nero Wolfe
Archie, the last person to see Arthur Merle alive was the person who ended his life.
Archie Goodwin
Well, I just can't imagine that pretty little elevator gal.
Nero Wolfe
You don't solve crimes by imagination, Archie.
Archie Goodwin
Then there's Cynthia Roberts, his fiance.
Nero Wolfe
You suspect her?
Archie Goodwin
Not exactly. But just suppose she did have a motive. Maybe he threw her over. Wouldn't it have been very clever of her to come back to Arthur's apartment after the police arrived, allegedly looking for it?
Nero Wolfe
I thought you were the admirer of the fairest sex, Archie. So far the best you can do is practically accuse the elevator girl and Arthur's fiance of murder.
Archie Goodwin
Well, who else is there? Certainly the fellow who came with the food doesn't count. I repeat, who else is there?
Nero Wolfe
The entire population of the city, Archie.
Archie Goodwin
Thanks. Well, that's all I get. Oh, well, there was something else.
Nero Wolfe
What?
Archie Goodwin
This. Page 189 of what appears to be Arthur's latest novel was in his typewriter, as you can see. Just started the page.
Nero Wolfe
Starbreaker. Very interesting. What's the rest of it?
Archie Goodwin
That's all we found. What?
Nero Wolfe
And there was something missing. Archie.
Archie Goodwin
Yes, boss?
Nero Wolfe
First thing tomorrow morning, get the address of Mr. Morton who publishes Arthur's books. Then get over to see him right away.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Yes, may I help you?
Archie Goodwin
I'd like to see Mr. Morton.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Did you have an appointment?
Archie Goodwin
Tell him I'm from Hamas.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, yes, sir. Mr. Morton, I know you have someone with you, but there's a gentleman here from the Homicide Bureau. He wants to see you.
Archie Goodwin
Tell him I work for Nero Wolf, my Name's Goodwin.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
His name is Goodwin.
Carlton Morton
Send him in.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Yes. Thank you. You may go right in, sir. The large door to your right.
Archie Goodwin
Thanks.
Carlton Morton
Come in, Mr. Goodwin. Come in. I understand you're from Homicide.
Archie Goodwin
Not exactly. I'm Nero Wolf's assistant. We're working with Inspector Kramer.
Carlton Morton
And what can I do for you?
Archie Goodwin
You've heard about Arthur Murrow?
Carlton Morton
Yes, I received the word when I came in this morning. It was a great shock. Oh, excuse me. Mr. Goodwin, this gentleman is Henry Childs.
Archie Goodwin
How do you do, Mr. Childs?
Henry Childs
Glad to meet you, Mr. Goodwin. You're with Nero Wool?
Archie Goodwin
I'm his. Well, his Assistant, Man Friday.
Carlton Morton
Mr. Childs is a publicity agent. He handled all publicity for Arthur Merle.
Henry Childs
I've not only lost an excellent client, but a very good friend. Did you know Mr. Merle?
Archie Goodwin
Yes, I'd met him a number of times. With Mr. Wolf?
Henry Childs
Yes, indeed. Arthur Merle was a great writer and a fine citizen. He'll be missed by millions. Mr. Goodwin, when was the murder discovered?
Archie Goodwin
Last night, shortly before dinner.
Carlton Morton
Well, what are the police?
Henry Childs
I mean, what do you think the motive was?
Archie Goodwin
Don't know as yet, Mr. Charles. A little early for that.
Henry Childs
Well, it's certainly a shame.
Archie Goodwin
I wanted to ask you a few questions, Mr. Morton, privately. I hope you don't mind, Mr. Childs.
Nero Wolfe
Oh, no, no, not at all.
Henry Childs
I was about to leave. I'll run along now, Mr. Morton.
Carlton Morton
See you again soon, Mr. Childs.
Archie Goodwin
Good morning, gentlemen.
Carlton Morton
Well, Mr. Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
You did a lot of business with Mr. Merle, Mr. Morton.
Carlton Morton
I published every one of his novels for the past eight years.
Archie Goodwin
And you intended to publish his new one, the one he was working on? Yes.
Carlton Morton
We had a contract.
Archie Goodwin
The usual agreement between you? Naturally.
Carlton Morton
Although I didn't know the story, I was always sure that if Arthur wrote it, it was good. Mr. Merle's name on the novel was a guarantee that it would sell a million copies.
Archie Goodwin
You don't know what this last one was about?
Carlton Morton
Haven't the faintest idea. We relied completely on Arthur's judgment.
Archie Goodwin
Not even any carbon copies?
Carlton Morton
Not that I know of.
Archie Goodwin
5. When Mr. Merle was killed, the only thing missing from his apartment was the novel.
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Archie Goodwin
The first 188 pages, all we found of it were a few lines of page 189 in his typewriter. He must have been working on it when the murderer stabbed him. The rest of it's gone.
Carlton Morton
You mean Goodwin? The novel's gone. This will cost me a million dollars.
Archie Goodwin
Well, it cost Arthur Merle his life.
Carlton Morton
Arthur Merle dead and his novel gone. I can hardly believe it.
Archie Goodwin
Well, thank you, Mr. Morton.
Carlton Morton
I hope I've been of help, although
Archie Goodwin
I'm sorry you haven't. But we may call on you again before it's over. You may be a great help.
Nero Wolfe
Near a word. Speaking.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Archie. Boss, I just finished with Morton. He doesn't know a thing. Merl never discussed his stories with anyone. And as far as Morton knows, he never made carpet.
Nero Wolfe
I see.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Where do I go from here, boss?
Nero Wolfe
See Cynthia Roberts.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Oh, then you haven't dismissed the possibility that she may have had something to do with it.
Nero Wolfe
Being his fiance, she probably knows more about Arthur than anyone else. She may know who the fourth guest was to have been last night. And she also may know what Merle's novel was about.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Right, boss. I'm anxious to know what the novel was about, too.
Nero Wolfe
I personally don't give a hang what the number was about. What I want to find there is someone who does know the story. Because I have a hunch that whoever knows that is the person who killed Arthur Merle.
Archie Goodwin
Miss Roberts, I know you want to help us find out who killed Arthur.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, yes, of course. I'll do anything.
Archie Goodwin
Nero Wolf and I were invited to have dinner with Arthur Merle last night.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Well, I knew he was having friends in for dinner, but I didn't know who they were.
Archie Goodwin
Oh, I'm sorry. I hoped you'd know whom he invited.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
No, he didn't tell me.
Archie Goodwin
Ms. Roberts, we have reason to believe that there was to have been a fourth person there last night.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
A fourth?
Archie Goodwin
The caterer came to deliver dinner for four. Now, the fourth party never did show up. Or else came earlier and left after Arthur was killed.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
You mean someone Arthur invited to dinner might have killed him?
Archie Goodwin
Maybe.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, there's no one that I can think of who bore any ill will toward Arthur.
Archie Goodwin
We're convinced that this was done on the spur of the moment. Unpremeditated murder. Arthur Merle suddenly became a threat to someone. Now we've got to find out what the Threat was? And who was threatened? We'd hoped you could help.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
I'm sorry.
Archie Goodwin
Did he ever discuss his new novel with you?
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
Oh, no. He never talked about his stories until he'd finished them.
Archie Goodwin
So his latest mystery contains the answer to an even greater mystery. Unless we find the first, they'll both go unanswered.
Nero Wolfe
Hello? Mr. Morton?
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Yes.
Nero Wolfe
Nero Wolf speaking.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Oh, yes. Your man Goodwin was here to see me.
Nero Wolfe
I presume you are interested in seeing Merle's murderer brought to justice.
Carlton Morton
Certainly. Arthur was a close friend of mine.
Nero Wolfe
And his death cost you a best seller, I know. Now, would you be willing to help a bit? Why, yes, if I. I prepared a statement for the papers. I want you to call the literary editors first thing in the morning. Here's what I want you to tell them. Go to pencil and paper and take this down. Quote, Mr. Carlton Morton announced today the last work of the late Arthur Merle will be published according to schedule. Fortunately, it was Mr. Merle's custom to furnish his publishers with carbon copies of each day's work. Consequently, with the major portion of his.
Archie Goodwin
Boss, Boss.
Nero Wolfe
Good heaven, Archie, please don't be so loud.
Archie Goodwin
Look here in this morning's paper. Why, that rat. He lied to me. That. That.
Nero Wolfe
What on earth are you talking about?
Archie Goodwin
That publisher, Morton, he said he didn't have copies of Merle's manuscript, that he didn't know what it was about. And Listen to this. Mr. Carlton Morton announced today that the last work of the late Arthur Merle will be published according to schedule. Fortunately, it was Mr. Merle's custom to furnish his publisher with carbon copies of each day's work. Consequently, with a major portion of his latest work, Starbreaker, in the hands of his publisher, together with a complete synopsis, including the denouement, it will be possible for a ghostwriter to complete the novel. It will be published posthumously in proceeds. Boss, did you hear that?
Nero Wolfe
I did. And it couldn't have been more to my liking if I'd written it myself. Now, excuse me. I want to make a telephone call.
Archie Goodwin
Who?
Nero Wolfe
Publisher Morton.
Archie Goodwin
Yeah, I'm beginning to see he lied about the whole thing. I still don't see why he'd kill Merle, but on.
Nero Wolfe
Hello, Mr. Morton? This is Nero Wolf. Yes, perfect. Now, I'll call Kramer and he and Archie will be waiting for you. Remember now, if anything comes of it, you are to say the manuscript is in the safe in your home and you steer the party here. Say, you've recently rented this place. I hope we'll be seeing you yes. Goodbye. Oh, and be careful. Remember what happened to Arthur. The manuscript is in my desk in the middle drawer.
Elevator Operator / Cynthia Roberts
What the.
Nero Wolfe
You mean Archie, look out of that window.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Huh?
Archie Goodwin
Yeah.
Nero Wolfe
Out there is a city of some 5 million people. In that 5 million, there is one who murdered Arthur Merle. Now, we don't know who it is, so we can't go out and put a finger on him. But, Archie, since we can't go to him, we have only one other choice. Make him come to us.
Inspector Kramer
Will you tell me why we're sitting
Henry Childs
here in the dark in Wolf's office?
Archie Goodwin
Yes, Inspector Kramer. Mr. Wolf promised us a caller. Mr. Morton is to pretend that he's rented this place recently.
Inspector Kramer
Well, who's the caller?
Nero Wolfe
Continue until he or she gets here.
Inspector Kramer
You seem certain he'll come.
Nero Wolfe
I'm quite certain.
Archie Goodwin
I'm just hopeful.
Inspector Kramer
You trying to tell me that Morton killed Merle?
Nero Wolfe
You're almost as dense as Archie was. No, Morton didn't do it.
Archie Goodwin
Unless Mr. Wolf is very wrong, which is doubtful, before the night is over, Morton will know who did. Then it won't be long until we know, too.
Inspector Kramer
You should get on a quiz program. You're so good at guessing games.
Archie Goodwin
Shh. Listen.
Inspector Kramer
Someone's coming.
Nero Wolfe
A brilliant deduction, my dear.
Carlton Morton
Creamer.
Nero Wolfe
I hope there are two of them. Inspector. Behind these drapes.
Archie Goodwin
Quick.
Nero Wolfe
I'll get behind the screen.
Henry Childs
All right, Mr. Morton. So far you've been very cooperative.
Archie Goodwin
Just keep it up.
Carlton Morton
I have no intention of doing otherwise. Your gun has me completely convinced, Mr. Child.
Henry Childs
Get the manuscript.
Carlton Morton
Yes. Just a moment. It's in my desk.
Henry Childs
Wait a minute. I thought you said it was in the safe.
Carlton Morton
Mistake, Mr. Charles. I don't have a safe. Shall I get the manuscript?
Henry Childs
Yes, but no tricks. You be careful.
Carlton Morton
I'm being exceedingly careful, Mr. Childs.
Inspector Kramer
There you are.
Henry Childs
Star Breaker by Arthur Merle. Yes, this is it. Thank you, Mr. Morton.
Carlton Morton
Now, I trust that's all you want of me.
Henry Childs
I'm sorry. I wish that were true. Unfortunately, you see, it's not the actual novel that I want. My interest in this copy is the same as it was in the original.
Inspector Kramer
And that is that no one should
Henry Childs
ever learn the content.
Carlton Morton
I take it you know what it's about, then?
Archie Goodwin
Yes.
Henry Childs
You see, Mr. Merle made the mistake of telling me when I called a bit early at his apartment for dinner last evening. I was forced to deprive him of his life. Once I learned the storyline of this novel. This story must be kept secret.
Nero Wolfe
Why?
Henry Childs
Most of you people in the publishing business know me as A public relations and publicity agent for several prominent writers. Yes, Actually, I've been as successful as I might in this business because a few years ago, I stumbled onto a very neat and foolproof method of blackmail. Unfortunately, Arthur Merle thought of the same thing and based this story on it. If it got out, I'd be exposed and sent to prison. So he can see why I had to stop it. Why I had to kill Arthur. And why now I'll have to kill you, too.
Carlton Morton
Child, for heaven's sake.
Henry Childs
The contents of these pages condemn me. You know what's in them. Further, I've confessed to murder to you. You don't think I could let you
Inspector Kramer
live after that, do you?
Carlton Morton
Charles, you're insane.
Henry Childs
I'm sorry that I must repay you for your trouble in such an ungrateful manner. I'm sorry to do this to you.
Nero Wolfe
Charles, please.
Narrator
Enough.
Archie Goodwin
Sorry, Mr. Charles. There wasn't time to ask you to drop the gun.
Inspector Kramer
All right, Mr. Charles. Get your hands up and stay where you are.
Archie Goodwin
Nice going, Mr. Morton.
Nero Wolfe (on phone) / Archie Goodwin (on phone)
Who are you?
Nero Wolfe
That took courage, Mr. Morton. Sorry we had to wait so long, but we had to make Mr. Charles here convict himself.
Henry Childs
Convict? What do you mean?
Inspector Kramer
We've been waiting here for you behind the drapes all the time. We heard every word. Mr. Childs, you're under arrest. Police.
Nero Wolfe
Yes, Mr. Giles. Only one person could have been so anxious over a copy of that novel. That's the person who killed Arthur Merle for the original. And we heard you confess to that.
Inspector Kramer
And that's all we need to convict you.
Archie Goodwin
We didn't have any proof until we set it up for you to make a second try to cover up for the first time. Fortunately, the setup worked. Setup?
Nero Wolfe
Take a look at the rest of the manuscript, Mr. Giles.
Archie Goodwin
What? All the front pages are all right, but look at the rest. Blank.
Henry Childs
They're just blank pages. You didn't have a copy at all?
Nero Wolfe
No, but we certainly got a murderer, eh, Inspector Childs? Stop, Giles.
Narrator
Stop.
Archie Goodwin
Well, that's one way to avoid standing trial.
Nero Wolfe
Well, Archie, I'm glad you and Kramer got trials. Some brp.
Archie Goodwin
That was a clever scheme, boss, making him think there was a copy. Yes.
Nero Wolfe
In a way, though, I wish it hadn't been just a scheme.
Archie Goodwin
Meaning?
Nero Wolfe
I wish there had been a copy of Arthur Merle's novel.
Archie Goodwin
Why? You never read detective stories.
Nero Wolfe
No, but I've dreamt up so much curiosity over this one. I'd like to know exactly what that blackmail gimmick really was. Good night, Archie.
Narrator
You have been listening to the new adventures of Nero Wolf, starring Sidney Greenstreet. Tonight's transcribed story by Don Arthur was based on the characters created by Rex Stout. This is an Edwin Fadiman production and is directly directed by J. Donald Wilson. In the cast were Harry Bartell as Archie Goodwin and Evelyn Eaton, Peter Leeds, Lucille Alex, Monica Neely, Herb Butterfield and Bill Johnstone. Next week at this same time, Nero Wolf and Archie will bring you the case of the telltale ribbon. Don Stanley speaking. Three chimes mean good times on NBC. There's excitement for you Sunday when talented servicemen compete on the Phil Regan Show. And Sunday on NBC also means another delightful adventure with Cary Grant and Betsy Drake when they star as Mr. And Mrs. Blanding, the proud but bewildered owners of the famous dream house. The chimes are your invitation every Sunday to Mr. And Mrs. Blanding. Tomorrow, for excitement, hear Herbert Marshall in the Man Called X on NBC.
Choice Classic Radio Detectives: Old Time Radio
Episode: Nero Wolfe – "The Final Page" (03/23/1951)
Date Aired: March 10, 2026
Starring: Sydney Greenstreet as Nero Wolfe
This episode of Choice Classic Radio features the iconic detective Nero Wolfe in "The Final Page," originally broadcast in 1951. The story kicks off when Wolfe and his assistant, Archie Goodwin, are invited to dinner by the celebrated novelist Arthur Merle. However, instead of an evening of fine dining, they walk into a murder scene. The subsequent investigation centers on a missing manuscript and a mysterious fourth dinner guest. "The Final Page" stands out as a classic locked-room whodunit, brimming with witty banter, tight plotting, and sharp character work emblematic of the golden age of radio detective dramas.
"Nero Wolfe: The Final Page" stands out as quintessential radio detective fare—sharp, suspenseful, and cleverly constructed. The interplay between a missing manuscript and the real-world consequences of its lost story ties thematically into the plot’s grand reveal. The episode captures the timeless appeal of Nero Wolfe’s methodical brilliance, Archie’s sardonic humor, and the satisfying unraveling of locked-room mysteries for which the series is beloved.