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Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, the ringing of that phone bell brings you mystery adventure.
Archie Goodwin
Nero Wolf's office, Archie Goodwin speaking. What?
Nero Wolfe
Who?
Archie Goodwin
Who is this? Who wants to speak to Mr. Wolf?
Nero Wolfe
Nobody.
Archie Goodwin
Nobody, I said.
Nero Wolfe
Dad, hang up. It's late and it's too cold. And even if it weren't, I would not consider for one moment moving from this room.
Archie Goodwin
Please, Mr. Wolf, I can't hear a thing this old gentleman's saying.
Nero Wolfe
Does it matter? You heard what I said. No.
Archie Goodwin
Now what did you say? You were late because she was killed. Who was killed? I can't hear you.
Nero Wolfe
What is it about Archie?
Archie Goodwin
He says he was due here an hour ago, but she was killed.
Nero Wolfe
Who was killed? What does he want?
Archie Goodwin
Do you want us to solve the crime? I say, do you want us to find out who killed her? Oh, he says he knows who did it, but he has an important message for you. Well then come right over.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
We'll be waiting.
Archie Goodwin
Mr. Jenkins.
Nero Wolfe
Archie. Why do you insist on taking every silly little case?
Archie Goodwin
Because, boss, we need to recover for March 15.
Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that renowned genius who is the bulkiest, balkiest, most ponderous and most brilliant detective in the world. Yes, none other than that chair born mass of unpredictable intellect, Nero Wolf, created by Rex Doubt and brought to you in a new series of adventures over this NBC network in the person of Mr. Sydney Greenstreet.
Archie Goodwin
This case I like to refer to as the case of the Telltale Ribbon. Perhaps a better title would be Wolf
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Goes a Hunting For.
Archie Goodwin
In a way, this was one of those unusual instances in which my boss, of his own free will and without any coercion, actually decided to leave the house and go to the scene of the crime. It started when the strange old gentleman who phoned us finally arrived. Well, there's our client. Mr. Wolf. Evening.
Edward Malott
It's me.
Archie Goodwin
Who's me?
Mr. Jenkins
Oh, I just phoned you. I'm Jenkins. I got a dispatch for Nero Wolf.
Archie Goodwin
Oh, you're Jenkins. Well, come in, come in. Mr. Wolf, this is Mr. Jenkins, says he has a dispatch for you.
Nero Wolfe
Yep.
Mr. Jenkins
Are you Wolf?
Nero Wolfe
I am. Where is the dispatch from? Don't know.
Archie Goodwin
You don't know?
Mr. Jenkins
How come? Oh, I know, but I'm supposed to say I don't. See, that's my job.
Archie Goodwin
What is?
Mr. Jenkins
Just to say I don't know.
Nero Wolfe
What about the matter?
Archie Goodwin
Yeah. Who was killed?
Mr. Jenkins
Oh, My goodness, it was a terrible thing. We were just crossing the turnpike and this fella come at us out of nowhere.
Archie Goodwin
The killer?
Nero Wolfe
Yeah.
Mr. Jenkins
Must have been drunk I guess.
Nero Wolfe
Well, how did it happen? Did he shoot her? Stab her?
Mr. Jenkins
Oh no, no, he ran into her with his car and she was only 9 years old.
Archie Goodwin
Your granddaughter?
Mr. Jenkins
No, no, it was Bessie. But the police got him. I have to appear, I guess.
Nero Wolfe
Probably get 90 days. He will. The murder.
Larry Jeffries
Murder?
Mr. Jenkins
Was somebody murdered? I must have missed something.
Archie Goodwin
Look, we're talking about Bessie. And what do you want us to do about it?
Mr. Jenkins
Nothing. Bessie's my old horse.
Archie Goodwin
Oh no.
Mr. Jenkins
But say, who was it that was murdered?
Archie Goodwin
Nobody. Yet. Good night, Mr. Jenkins. I thought you said it was important.
Mr. Jenkins
It might be. At least that's the way I was told.
Nero Wolfe
What might be?
Mr. Jenkins
This here letter I was bringing to you. This is dispatch. Well, gotta get along now.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Goodbye.
Archie Goodwin
Well, get him. What a pixie. What is in the envelope, Mr. Wolf?
Nero Wolfe
Look.
Archie Goodwin
Five $100 bills. And the note says, Mr. Wolf, your services are desperately needed. Come up this weekend as my guest. Signed E. Malot.
Nero Wolfe
Ed Malot, the wealthy manufacturer.
Archie Goodwin
Well, looks as though you're going out this weekend.
Nero Wolfe
Well, I pay my respects to Mr. Malot and I hope you enjoy the weekend. Good night.
Archie Goodwin
Something certainly phony about this. There's no party going on here tonight. Yes, what is it? Is this the Malot place?
Dorothy Davis
It is.
Jeffries (butler)
What do you want?
Archie Goodwin
My name's Goodwin. I'm a guest of Mr. Malott's.
Jeffries (butler)
A guest?
Archie Goodwin
Yes, he invited me down for the weekend.
Jeffries (butler)
Weekend? Oh, well, you better step in please, Mr. Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
Quite a bolt you've got on that door.
Jeffries (butler)
Yes, isn't it? Just sit down there please. I'll get Mr. Melotti's in the library. Oh, here he is. This is Mr. Goodwin, sir. Says he's come down for the weekend.
Edward Malott
Mr. Goodwin. Good evening. You've come for the weekend you say?
Archie Goodwin
Yes. Wasn't that the idea, Mr. Malott?
Edward Malott
I. I don't understand, Mr. Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
Didn't you send me this note asking me to come here?
Edward Malott
Note? I did not. Well, well, this is my personal note, stationary. But I don't recall sending this. I didn't even type it. And I'm in the habit of signing my name with a pen, not with a typewriter. E. Malott.
Archie Goodwin
You're certainly Edward Malotte.
Edward Malott
Yes. Services are desperately needed. What does this mean? What services? Who are you? Mr. Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
Are you serious? I'm a private investigator. I'm Nero Wolf's assistant.
Edward Malott
Oh indeed? Nero Wolf, eh? I know of Him? Yes indeed.
Archie Goodwin
And you really don't know anything about this note?
Edward Malott
I do not.
Archie Goodwin
Are you having a weekend party here?
Edward Malott
I most certainly am not.
Archie Goodwin
Then who sent this? And there were five $100 bills as a retainer.
Edward Malott
I haven't the slightest idea. Oh, Dorothy.
Nero Wolfe
Yes?
Edward Malott
Will you step in here please? Ms. Davis is my private secretary. She may know something about this.
Dorothy Davis
Yes, Mr. Malott.
Edward Malott
What is it, Dorothy? Dorothy, this is Mr. Goodwin.
Dorothy Davis
How do you do, Mr. Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
Well I. How do you do, Ms. Davis?
Edward Malott
Yes, yes. Well, Mr. Goodwin is assistant to Nero Wolf.
Dorothy Davis
You don't say. Nero Wolf the detective? Well I've heard a great deal about him and about you too, Mr. Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
Well now, I'm mighty glad to hear you say that.
Edward Malott
Mr. Mr. Goodwin has a note here.
Eva Malott
Is anything wrong, Edward? I heard voices. Oh, do we have company?
Edward Malott
Nothing is wrong, Eva. I was calling Dorothy, that's all. Oh, this is Mr. Goodwin. Eva, my wife. Mr. Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
How do you do, Mrs. Malone?
Eva Malott
Mr. Goodwin, I. Yes, how do you do?
Edward Malott
Now as I was about to say. Dorothy. Mr. Goodwin.
Larry Jeffries
What's going on?
Edward Malott
Mr. Goodwin, this is my son, Larry. Good evening.
Larry Jeffries
What's wrong?
Edward Malott
Mr. Goodwin has been invited here for the weekend. He has an invitation Supposedly written by me. At least it's on my stationery. Look at this, Dorothy. Know anything about this note?
Dorothy Davis
No, I certainly didn't write it.
Edward Malott
But it's my personal note paper and my signature is typewritten. I'd never do that.
Archie Goodwin
Well somebody sent it. Who's Jenkins?
Edward Malott
Jenkins? Never heard of him.
Archie Goodwin
A little dried up old man. He delivered it to us. Maybe it didn't even come from this house.
Edward Malott
I'm positive that it didn't. Never heard of Jenkins.
Archie Goodwin
You have a typewriter here of course.
Dr. Hauser
Yes.
Archie Goodwin
I'd like to see it.
Edward Malott
Certainly Mr. Goodwin, in the library.
Eva Malott
How far have you come, Mr. Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
From New York. Manhattan.
Dorothy Davis
Oh, and it's such a dreadful night too.
Edward Malott
Yes, yes, and it is rather late.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Late?
Archie Goodwin
It's only 7:30.
Larry Jeffries
Why not stay here for the night? Plenty of room.
Eva Malott
Yes, Mr. Goodwin, plenty of room.
Archie Goodwin
Well I. I don't really think that's necessary. On the other hand it would be a tough drive back to the city in this storm. I'll accept your hospitality, Mr. Malott.
Edward Malott
Very good. Oh word. Jeffries, show Mr. Goodwin to the east wing and take care of his car.
Jeffries (butler)
Yes sir.
Edward Malott
Good night, Mr. Goodwin.
Archie Goodwin
You mean you're all going to retire now? I haven't even had my dinner.
Edward Malott
We retire very early here. But Jeffries will prepare anything you want. Good night.
Nero Wolfe
Oh Dear, who moved that phone? Hello? Wolf speaking.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Archie, boss. Well, I'm here at Malott's place, but
Archie Goodwin
there ain't no party.
Nero Wolfe
What happened? Are you in the right house?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
I'm afraid I am. They've all gone to bed. Weird bunch.
Archie Goodwin
His wife, who looks very sickly and
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
I think wants to say something to me alone. And Larry the son, and Malott's secretary, Dorothy Davis. She has me bothered a bit.
Nero Wolfe
How unusual. Especially if she's pretty.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
A beauty. But she seems to know all about me.
Nero Wolfe
Hmm. You better come home, Archie. I can see you're in no condition to handle this case properly. Give them the money back.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Oh, I forgot to tell you. They don't want me here. Malotte didn't send the note. No one here knows anything about it, so we can keep the dough.
Nero Wolfe
Interesting. Indeed. The circumstances would indicate that you should stay there and wait for it to happen.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
For what to happen?
Nero Wolfe
For whatever it is the fates have conspired to have happen there while your shining little ego is in the midst of it. Aye,
Dorothy Davis
Who is it?
Archie Goodwin
It's Archie Goodwin, Mrs. Malott.
Eva Malott
Come in. Come in, please.
Archie Goodwin
I saw you give me the eye when I was about to leave. I've been waiting till I felt sure they were all asleep. Now, what's up?
Eva Malott
I wrote you that note I sent for you.
Archie Goodwin
How do I know that old man
Eva Malott
Jenkins is a scissor and knife sharpener who happens along every month or so? They wouldn't know him. I put five $100 bills in the envelope.
Archie Goodwin
Okay.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Why?
Eva Malott
My life is in danger. I've been threatened. I received three notes through the mail. They were all postmarked in New York City.
Archie Goodwin
Did I see them?
Jeffries (butler)
Here they are.
Archie Goodwin
I'll typewriter.
Eva Malott
The first one reads, there is no love for you in Grey Gables. The second, why stay on in the face of death?
Archie Goodwin
And the third? The time is shorter than you think. Do you think this is a. Well, an Inside job, Mrs. Milla?
Eva Malott
Well, at first I didn't, but lately I've come to think it is.
Archie Goodwin
What caused you to think that?
Eva Malott
For some time I've been having severe spells. I thought it was indigestion, but then it occurred to me that I always broke out in cold perspiration. I was left horribly weakened, terribly thirsty.
Archie Goodwin
Thirsty? You fear you're being poisoned?
Dorothy Davis
Yes.
Eva Malott
And since the thought came to me, I've been living in fear. Fear of every bite of food or drink had so shattered my nerves that I have to take these yellow sleeping capsules to even close my eyes.
Archie Goodwin
Well, here's your husband and the secretary and your son, Larry.
Eva Malott
Larry is my stepson.
Archie Goodwin
Which one do you suspect?
Eva Malott
The secretary Dorothy or my husband? Or both.
Archie Goodwin
What's the motive?
Eva Malott
Well, they're in love. She's been here over two years and they've spent most of their time together. The idea never occurred to me till last week and when I watched them, it. It was quite obvious.
Archie Goodwin
Anybody else know about these three notes?
Eva Malott
Oh, no.
Archie Goodwin
Then I'll keep them for a while. Good night, Mrs. Malotte, and don't wor.
Larry Jeffries
What are you doing, Mr. Goodwin? Snooping around at father's library?
Archie Goodwin
Well, Larry, I was just trying to find out if this Remington was the machine you used to type those notes.
Larry Jeffries
What? What notes?
Archie Goodwin
The notes you sent your stepmother.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Why?
Larry Jeffries
I don't know anything about any notes.
Archie Goodwin
Then why were you so startled?
Larry Jeffries
I'm not startled, I just. Well, why would I threaten her?
Archie Goodwin
So you do know about them. I didn't mention the contents of the notes.
Larry Jeffries
I just happened to see them on the table in her sitting room.
Archie Goodwin
You don't care too much about your stepmother, do you?
Larry Jeffries
Oh, she's all right.
Archie Goodwin
You don't care too much about Dorothy either, do you?
Larry Jeffries
I certainly don't.
Archie Goodwin
Why not?
Larry Jeffries
I don't like her tactics, making a fool out of my father. If anybody here sent those notes, she did.
Archie Goodwin
You think Dorothy would have a motive?
Larry Jeffries
I certainly do.
Archie Goodwin
Of course, you wouldn't have a motive, would you?
Larry Jeffries
No.
Archie Goodwin
Well, I'm inclined to think you would.
Larry Jeffries
Just what motive would I have?
Archie Goodwin
You don't seem to like any woman who's too close to your father. Maybe because you'd resent anyone sharing in the estate if your father died.
Larry Jeffries
If I were you, Mr. Goodwin, I'd leave tonight and the sooner the better.
Nero Wolfe
Good nighty. Oh, confounded boy. Yes, Archie, you have the wrong number.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
This is Sherlock Holmes speaking.
Nero Wolfe
Why don't you go to bed like the others? You don't have to push it. It'll happen.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Eva Malott thinks she's being slowly poisoned.
Archie Goodwin
Suspects her husband and his secretary.
Nero Wolfe
He could be right. What are the symptoms?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
She suffers gastric disturbances, weakness, thirst.
Edward Malott
Indeed.
Nero Wolfe
What about the son? Have any ideas?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
He doesn't like his stepmother and is
Archie Goodwin
decidedly against his father's secretary, Dorothy.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
He knew all about the notes Mrs. Milott had received, saw them on her dressing table. He believes Dorothy's the culprit.
Nero Wolfe
Then I should say that Dorothy should be the next on your list.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
You can say that again.
Nero Wolfe
Be careful, Archie. Use your head this time.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Incidentally, Larry advised me to Leave the place tonight. Bit of a threat it was, too. What shall I do, Mr. Anthony?
Nero Wolfe
Do nothing. The trouble will come to you. Bye.
Archie Goodwin
Oh, hello there, Mr. Malott. I thought you turned in for the night.
Edward Malott
It's quite obvious you thought so. Mr. Goodwin, what are you doing in the library?
Archie Goodwin
Why, just looking for something to read.
Edward Malott
You'll find the books all around the walls. Not on my desk.
Archie Goodwin
Well, I was looking for a particular kind of book. I'm very much interested in poisons.
Edward Malott
Poisons?
Archie Goodwin
Yeah, a hobby of mine. You happen to have any books on toxicology?
Edward Malott
I do not.
Archie Goodwin
And what's that book on the fourth shelf right beside you?
Edward Malott
Why, I. Oh, toxic. Where did that come from? Never saw it before.
Archie Goodwin
Hmm.
Edward Malott
Perhaps it was in that assorted collection I bought a couple of weeks ago. Hadn't noticed it. Larry probably put them on the shelves.
Archie Goodwin
Mr. Malott, how long have you known Dorothy, your secretary?
Edward Malott
A little over two years.
Archie Goodwin
Did it ever occur to you that she might be, well, infatuated, in love with you?
Larry Jeffries
What?
Nero Wolfe
Well, of all the.
Edward Malott
Now, see here, I don't know what you're up to and I don't know how you got hold of my stationery to write that fake note.
Archie Goodwin
It isn't a fake note, Mulatt. I'm only trying to find out what's back of it.
Edward Malott
Mr. Goodwin, there is nothing going on here that requires the services of a detective. And Dorothy is not in love with me.
Archie Goodwin
I didn't say she was. I asked you if you thought she might be.
Dorothy Davis
Well, since this conversation seems to concern me, I suppose I am at liberty to come in.
Archie Goodwin
Oh, you're still up too, Ms. Davis.
Edward Malott
Did you hear what this man said, Dorothy?
Dorothy Davis
Yes, I did, Mr. Millight. And I'd like to have a few words alone with Mr. Goodwin, if you don't mind. Mr. Goodwin, would you mind coming with me for a few minutes?
Archie Goodwin
No, not at all.
Dorothy Davis
And, well, it's rather late, Mr. Malott, don't you think you should retire? It's a heavy day tomorrow.
Edward Malott
Well, yes. Yes, I suppose I should.
Dorothy Davis
And please don't let this upset you. Mr. Goodwin has been misinformed. I'll straighten him out. Come on, Mr. Goodwin, the bar is right across the hall. I'll fix you a nice soothing drink.
Archie Goodwin
That'll be nice.
Dorothy Davis
Well, now, what would you like, Mr. Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
The way it drinks? Oh, well, some 7Up.
Dorothy Davis
Really. Just sit down over there.
Archie Goodwin
Okay. What do you want to talk about?
Dorothy Davis
Well, where did you get the idea that I was in love with Mr. Melot?
Archie Goodwin
First, suppose you Tell me if you are in love with him.
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Dorothy Davis
Yes, I am. But until a few minutes ago, he wasn't even aware of it. I worship him and his work. I never wanted him to know because he's married. It would have caused trouble and I'd have had to leave here. But now he knows it's true.
Archie Goodwin
Well, now that he knows, what will happen?
Dorothy Davis
Well, I'm going to leave tonight. Now.
Archie Goodwin
I see.
Dorothy Davis
And since I don't own a car, Mr. Goodwin, I'm going to ask you
Eva Malott
to do me a very great favor.
Dorothy Davis
Would you run me into New York? I want to leave without a word. If I wait till morning, I'll have to explain to Mr. Milott and. Well, that would be most embarrassing.
Eva Malott
Archie.
Archie Goodwin
Oh, now it's Archie.
Dorothy Davis
You don't really mind, do you?
Inspector Cramer
No.
Archie Goodwin
No, I guess I don't. I should maybe, but don't you like your drink? What'd you put in this drink?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
What do you mean?
Archie Goodwin
What'd you dope it with?
Dorothy Davis
Archie? Why would I do that?
Archie Goodwin
Might be several reasons.
Dorothy Davis
There's nothing in that drink.
Archie Goodwin
No. And suppose you drink it, why
Dorothy Davis
give it to me? I'll throw it out. If you want another drink, fix it yourself. I'll have my things ready in five minutes. Are you going to take me?
Archie Goodwin
Sure. Certainly I'm gonna take you. But are you sure you have to go tonight?
Dorothy Davis
I must go tonight. Now.
Archie Goodwin
I wish I knew why Mr. Wolf's always so right.
Larry Jeffries
What?
Archie Goodwin
Just talking to myself.
Edward Malott
Dorothy.
Nero Wolfe
Larry Jeffries. Come upstairs.
Dorothy Davis
What's happened?
Nero Wolfe
Call Dr. Hauser. Something terrible has happened to Eva.
Archie Goodwin
Well, Dr. Hauser.
Dr. Hauser
Poor Mrs. Malotte. No, there's nothing to be done now. It's all over.
Edward Malott
Eva. Eva.
Dr. Hauser
You'd better lie down, Mr. Malott. I'll phone and take care of everything. I'll be here if you need me. I have to make out the certificate.
Dorothy Davis
Yes, come along, Mr. Malott.
Archie Goodwin
Just a minute. You too, Larry. I don't want to make this any more unpleasant for you. But Doctor, just what are you going to put on the certificate as the cause of death?
Dr. Hauser
Acute Gastritis.
Archie Goodwin
Is that what you've been treating her for?
Dr. Hauser
Well, she's had several attacks lately. I'd warned her to be cautious of
Archie Goodwin
her diet and that was wise advice, too. Did you know about these attacks, Mr. Malott?
Edward Malott
Yes, I did.
Archie Goodwin
And you, Dorothy?
Dorothy Davis
Yes, I knew.
Archie Goodwin
And you knew also, Larry?
Larry Jeffries
No, I. I knew she hadn't been feeling well.
Archie Goodwin
How long had Mrs. Malotte been suffering from insomnia?
Dr. Hauser
Oh, a year at least. I prescribed Nembertol in yellow capsules. Of course, I wrote a prescription every so often calling for 12 capsules.
Archie Goodwin
You all knew about that, of course. I thought so. And would this be the prescription? This little box of capsules here on.
Dorothy Davis
Well, what's the matter, Mr. Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
That box was open on this nightstand when we stepped into this room. All right, let's have the box, Mr. Milad. Thank you. Why'd you pick it up?
Edward Malott
Because I. I didn't want the stigma of suicide on Eva's name, nor mine.
Dr. Hauser
Suicide?
Edward Malott
Yes. Eva had this prescription filled yesterday morning. The dose is one at bedtime. 12 capsules. She took one last night. I glanced at the open box when I came into the room and there were only eight capsules left. I. I knew instantly what had happened. She'd taken an overdose.
Archie Goodwin
Doctor, do you think three capsules would be sufficient to cause her death?
Dr. Hauser
I doubt it very much.
Archie Goodwin
So do I. Mrs. Malott didn't die from an overdose of sleeping capsules. She was poisoned.
Edward Malott
Poisoned? Are you crazy? By whom?
Archie Goodwin
By you or Dorothy or Larry?
Larry Jeffries
No, I didn't do it. I didn't write those notes.
Edward Malott
What notes?
Archie Goodwin
Mrs. Malott had received three notes threatening her life if she didn't leave this house. Each of you had a motive, so I'm sending this body to the coroner for an immediate autopsy.
Edward Malott
I won't permit it.
Archie Goodwin
The police will see to it. You have no choice.
Nero Wolfe
Yes, Archie. What now? You know who did it.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
How do you know anything's happened?
Nero Wolfe
Let us call it extra sensory perception.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Well, Mrs. Malott was right. She's dead. Her doctor knew nothing about the spell she was having as being caused by anything but indigestion.
Nero Wolfe
How about an autopsy?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
It's all in the works. Looks like a metallic poison. All the symptoms.
Nero Wolfe
Oh. Did you search the house carefully for such a poison?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
I did. I'll check the drugstores in the morning.
Nero Wolfe
Somebody in that house will purchase some poison. Let me know when the autopsy report is in.
Archie Goodwin
Right.
Nero Wolfe
Let's see now. We have Mr. Milott, Dorothy Davis and Larry the son.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
He's Mr. Malat's son, but not the child of Eva Malott, remember?
Dorothy Davis
Yes.
Nero Wolfe
Is it true that Dorothy is in love with Milotte?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Yup. Dorothy admitted it to me but claimed Milotte wasn't aware of it until the night. And earlier this evening Dorothy tried her best to get me out of the house. Insisted that I drive her into town. She tried to give me a drink which I think might have contained knockout drops.
Nero Wolfe
You don't say. Archie, I should have Fritz drive me up to the Mallorc place at once. Archie, are you there?
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
No, boss, I just fainted.
Archie Goodwin
And that, Mr. Wolfe, is most of the story up to now.
Nero Wolfe
Very interesting. Yes, indeed.
Dorothy Davis
But it isn't true. I did not put anything in Mr. Goodwin's drink.
Edward Malott
Then did you ask him to take you into town?
Archie Goodwin
Yes, and I might have been found in a ditch.
Dorothy Davis
Oh, it's ridiculous.
Nero Wolfe
Why did you try to get Mr. Goodwin to take you to town?
Dorothy Davis
Because I felt it would be too embarrassing to remain until morning.
Larry Jeffries
Maybe you'd already given Mother the big dose of poison and wanted Goodwin out before it was discovered.
Nero Wolfe
Wait a minute now, Mr. Miller. You claim that you knew nothing about Dorothy being in love with you. Should we believe that?
Edward Malott
You can believe it or not, Dorothy
Nero Wolfe
had a motive to get rid of Mrs. Malott. It seems that Mr. Mallott had one
Archie Goodwin
too and so did Larry.
Larry Jeffries
What?
Archie Goodwin
You admitted to me that you didn't like your stepmother and that you disliked Dorothy even more.
Larry Jeffries
I didn't say that.
Archie Goodwin
You said Dorothy was making a fool of your father. You resented the possibility of any woman sharing in the estate.
Nero Wolfe
You knew about the sleeping capsules and you could have put poison in some of them. You could have written those threat notes. And by getting rid of your stepmother and placing the blame on Dorothy, you'd be getting rid of them both.
Larry Jeffries
I didn't. I did not write those notes.
Nero Wolfe
You were the only one who knew about them.
Larry Jeffries
I was not the only one. I saw Dorothy coming out of Mother's room. It was this afternoon. Mother was out taking a sun bath. Dorothy did it. She's the one.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
I think you're the one.
Larry Jeffries
No, no, Dorothy wrote those notes.
Eva Malott
That's a lie.
Larry Jeffries
No, she probably slipped into Mother's room and wrote those notes on Mother's portable.
Nero Wolfe
What? In just a minute. Archie, come here.
Dorothy Davis
I never heard of sex.
Larry Jeffries
Well, I didn't do it. You can't send me to jail. I'll kill you first. Larry, drop that gun. Don't come near me, any of you. You're such a fool.
Archie Goodwin
Larry, give me that gun.
Larry Jeffries
I'll shoot. I'll shoot.
Archie Goodwin (phone conversations)
Come on.
Eva Malott
There.
Archie Goodwin
Now you better quiet down, kid, or Inspector Cramer will take care of you when he ARR.
Inspector Cramer
Well, Mr. Wolf, what goes on here? Where's Goodwin?
Nero Wolfe
He sent him upstairs, Inspector Kramer. Upstairs to Mrs. Malott's room to check on something. Now here he is.
Inspector Cramer
What have you been doing, Goodwin?
Archie Goodwin
This, Inspector, is the piece de resistance. This is what Mr. Wolf has been waiting for. This little black box contains a typewriter. A portable, noiseless Remington.
Nero Wolfe
Mrs. Milotte's typewriter.
Edward Malott
What? I didn't even know she had a typewriter.
Nero Wolfe
Larry knew she had one. And this is undoubtedly the very typewriter the threat notes were written on. All three of them.
Archie Goodwin
You were right, boss.
Larry Jeffries
I knew she had a typewriter, but I didn't write those notes.
Inspector Cramer
Oh, shut up, Archie. How do you know the notes were written on this typewriter?
Archie Goodwin
I've compared the type and the ribbon. They're both the same. These notes were written on this Remington.
Larry Jeffries
It was Dorothy.
Edward Malott
Larry, I don't believe a word you've been saying. Dorothy couldn't possibly be guilty of such a thing. If anyone is guilty, you yourself certainly have all the earmarks.
Larry Jeffries
Everybody's against me, even my own father. But I'm innocent I tell you.
Archie Goodwin
Let me get it. I think I know who it is. Hello? Yeah, just a second. You better take it, boss.
Nero Wolfe
Wolf. Oh yes, go ahead. Let's have it. Yes, he's here, but he won't mind. Yes, I see. Uh huh. You just finished? Oh good. Right. Bye.
Archie Goodwin
Was it the coroner?
Nero Wolfe
The coroner reporting that poison was found in the sleeping capsules and the body.
Archie Goodwin
Did they find poison?
Nero Wolfe
They did.
Archie Goodwin
You're right again, boss.
Nero Wolfe
I'm going up to Mrs. Malott's room for a while. I want you to come along with me. Find anything yet, Archie?
Archie Goodwin
No, mostly bills and invitations to bridge parties and so on. You find something, boss?
Nero Wolfe
Yes or no? This Pocketbook detective story.
Archie Goodwin
What about it?
Nero Wolfe
I'm just flipping through the pages and I find this corner turned down. Well?
Archie Goodwin
Well, what is it?
Nero Wolfe
Look and read.
Archie Goodwin
Why stay on in the face of death?
Nero Wolfe
Interesting.
Archie Goodwin
The very words used in one of the notes.
Nero Wolfe
Give me the book. Of course, this doesn't prove a thing either. But it does confirm what I was. Oh, what now? This cinches it. Get them all up here. Archie, tell Kramer to bring them all to the bedroom.
Inspector Cramer
Well, Mr. Wolf? What now?
Nero Wolfe
As you all know, Mrs. Milot was poisoned by someone who had an opportunity to put it in the sleeping capsule. Someone in this household.
Inspector Cramer
Yeah, but which one? The kin.
Larry Jeffries
I never bought any poison in my life.
Edward Malott
Be quiet, will you?
Nero Wolfe
No, Inspector, it wasn't Larry.
Dorothy Davis
And I suppose you think I put the rest of that rat poison in your drink, Mr. Goodwin.
Nero Wolfe
No, Dorothy, it wasn't you. But how did you know it was rat poison?
Dorothy Davis
I didn't. I just guessed. I can think too.
Edward Malott
Then if it wasn't Dorothy or Larry, you. You must mean me.
Nero Wolfe
No, Mr. Lunt.
Archie Goodwin
No.
Inspector Cramer
Wait a minute. It had to be somebody.
Nero Wolfe
Yes. This is going to be painful for you, Mr. Malott.
Edward Malott
Well, you. You mean that Mrs. Malotte did commit suicide?
Nero Wolfe
It was more than suicide. It was suicide with an attempt to have both you and Dorothy convicted of murder.
Dorothy Davis
She planted things.
Nero Wolfe
She did.
Edward Malott
I can't believe it.
Nero Wolfe
Show him the Pocketbook mystery.
Archie Goodwin
Here's the proof.
Nero Wolfe
Some of the threat notes are lifted bodily from this novel. Look on the back cover. Isn't that Mrs. Milott's handwriting?
Edward Malott
Yes. And this is the other note, the one to you, Mr. Wolf, composed in pencil before she typed it out on her machine.
Inspector Cramer
Then, Wolf, the note you received was the same typing as the threat notes.
Nero Wolfe
See for yourself, Inspector.
Inspector Cramer
Then why the dickens didn't Archie compare them right away?
Nero Wolfe
It's one of those things, Inspector. There are times when even a good detective is a bit on the, shall we say, dull side. Don't you find it often true, Inspector?
Edward Malott
Hmm.
Archie Goodwin
Nice of you to go all the way out there, boss. I was a bit stuck.
Nero Wolfe
Quite all right, Archie.
Archie Goodwin
Yeah, there's something that still bothers me so. How can such a sweet motherly type as Mrs. Malotte Cook up such gruesome ideas?
Nero Wolfe
She was a very sick woman, mentally as well as physically. She probably felt she was going to die. And her warped mind seized on the opportunity to make sure that this Dorothy didn't get her man after she was dead.
Archie Goodwin
And speaking of Dorothy, she's a mighty pretty.
Nero Wolfe
Yeah. Some beer, please. Archie, if you were so certain that Dorothy wasn't guilty, what was the idea of spending so much time questioning her, huh?
Archie Goodwin
Why, I, I, I.
Nero Wolfe
Never mind the raised eyebrow department. Answer the question.
Archie Goodwin
Well, there are certain rules a good detective always follows. Some are in the book, others aren't.
Nero Wolfe
You mean there's nothing in the book which says a good detective shouldn't spend a few minutes with an attractive brunette even though she is a murder suspect? The author of that book can be none other than the incomparable Archie Goodwin. Good night, Archie.
Edward Malott
Ah,
Narrator
You have been listening to the New Adventures of Nero Wolf starring Sydney Green Street. Tonight's transcribed story by John Edison was based on the characters created by Rex Stout. This is an Edwin Fadiman production, produced and directed by J. Donald Wilson. In the cast were Harry Bartel as Archie Goodwin and Gene Bates, Irene Winston, Ted von Eltz, Jerry Hausner, Vic Rodman and Bill Johnstone. Next week at this same time, Nero Wolf and Archie will bring you the case of the Shot in the Dark. Don Stanley speaking. Three chimes mean good times on NBC. There's music in the air tomorrow evening, Music and fun brought to you by Dennis Day, Judy Canova and Grand Old Opry. Charming and boyish, Dennis gets himself tangled in another bewildering situation while Judy Canova gets together with her comedy pals for some mountain style goings on. And Saturday also means a killer cycle trip to Nashville for Grand Old Opry. Friday's fun includes Sam Spade and of course, the Magnificent Montague on NBC.
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This classic Nero Wolfe episode, titled "The Tell-Tale Ribbon," immerses listeners in a sinister country house mystery. Renowned detective Nero Wolfe and his witty assistant Archie Goodwin are pulled into a web of suspicion, family secrets, and murder, all stemming from chilling anonymous notes and a fatal case of apparent poisoning.
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Nero Wolfe (regarding Eva’s motives):
"She was a very sick woman, mentally as well as physically. She probably felt she was going to die. And her warped mind seized on the opportunity to make sure that this Dorothy didn't get her man after she was dead." (27:24)
Archie Goodwin (on suspecting Dorothy):
"There are certain rules a good detective always follows. Some are in the book, others aren't." (27:57)
The dialogue balances the lived-in repartee between Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin—Archie's dry wit and Wolfe’s gruff, cerebral cool. The suspects' nervousness and the mounting tension in the secluded house channel the atmosphere of a classic “country house” whodunit, with a final twist characteristic of Rex Stout’s memorable mysteries.
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Set in an atmosphere brimming with suspicion and secrets, "The Tell-Tale Ribbon" employs red herrings, clever deduction, and psychological undercurrents. Wolfe’s ultimate deduction—that the victim staged her own murder to punish those she loved or resented—serves as a haunting reminder of the darker recesses of human nature, all delivered with the wry flair of old-time radio’s classic detective team.