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Edward Burke
Okay, Pinky, climb down off her back and throw a blanket over her. How'd she do?
Pinky Rice
Well, she went a little slow in her turn, Mr. Burke. She sure opened up plenty good when I got her into the stretch. Plenty good? She's a winner, this horse is.
Edward Burke
Ah, Ms. Murdock will be glad to hear that.
Pinky Rice
I sure wish she was my horse, Mr. Burke. Sure wish she was. I sure wish I was riding her in a race, too.
Edward Burke
You'll ride someday, Pinky. All jockeys have to be exercise boys to start. Well, take the filly over to her stall and rub her down, will you?
Pinky Rice
I sure will, Mr. Burke. Sure. Like this here. Hoist. Come on, princess. Come on, attic girl. Gotta get you over to your stall and pitch you up some nice clean
Butler/Assistant
Sprite to sleep on.
Pinky Rice
Please juke and get some sleep.
Billy Alberts
What's so funny, Burke?
Edward Burke
Oh, hello, Billy. Didn't hear you come into the stable.
Billy Alberts
Yeah, I don't make much noise. I'm so small you can hardly hear me. Fact is, when I was in school, I had to keep yelling or I'd be marked absent. Nobody could see me. Well, why aren't you laughing at that?
Edward Burke
It's not terribly funny, Burke.
Billy Alberts
Sometime you're gonna learn that when a star jockey tells a gag, it's a good thing of a horse trainer laughs it up. Especially if the star jockey happens to be friendly with the trainer's boss. Like I am with Ms. Murdock.
Edward Burke
How long do you think you'd be friendly with Ms. Murdock, if she knew as much about you as I do.
Billy Alberts
Not long. Only there's a couple of ifs you want to remember. One of them is if she believed you. And the other one is if you had nerve enough to rat on me. I'll be the talking type, Burke. Open that mouth of yours out of turn sometime, pal. And I'm telling you now, I'll close it for you permanently.
Pinky Rice
Miss Murdoch will see you now, Mr. Burke. This way, please.
Edward Burke
Thanks, Andrew.
Pinky Rice
She's in the library. Seemed a bit disturbed that you were calling, sir.
Edward Burke
Most people are disturbed when you come over to tell them things for their own good.
Pinky Rice
I wouldn't know about that, sir. Please go in.
Philo Vance
Thanks.
District Attorney Markham
Very good, sir.
Edward Burke
Miss Murdock.
Carol Murdoch
Well, what is it, Burke? What is it?
Edward Burke
Oh, I thought perhaps you hadn't heard me come in.
Carol Murdoch
The butler announced you opened the door for you. I heard you say my name. And you thought I didn't know you were there.
Edward Burke
You seem so occupied in that book, I didn't know.
Carol Murdoch
If the book were interesting, I wouldn't have seen you at all. Well, what is it, Miss Murdock?
Edward Burke
It's about Billy Albert, your jockey.
Carol Murdoch
What about him?
Edward Burke
He isn't honest, Ms. Murdock. I know that for a fact. I thought perhaps you wouldn't want him riding for you if you knew about him.
Carol Murdoch
Oh, you thought that, did you? Mr. Burke, what is it that you're paid to do?
Edward Burke
Train your horses? Breed them? Run your training farm?
Carol Murdoch
Not to question my judgment of people.
Edward Burke
Well, hardly, Ms. Murdock. I never intended to do that. All I wanted to do was tell you something you didn't know.
Carol Murdoch
What makes you think I didn't know? I'm a little surprised that you knew, but that isn't too difficult a situation to remedy. After all, you do work for me.
Edward Burke
Yes, Miss Murdock.
Carol Murdoch
So you won't talk? Not as long as you're in my employ, you won't. And if you ever leave my employ, well, perhaps it might be arranged that you won't talk anyhow.
Butler/Assistant
Pinky.
Carol Murdoch
Hmm?
Butler/Assistant
Pinky.
Pinky Rice
Yes, sir. Mr. Phil. How are you tonight, sir?
Butler/Assistant
All right.
Phil Dexter
You seen Burke?
Pinky Rice
I sure have. He's in his office. Looks like the moon fell down on him. Gonna go see him?
Phil Dexter
Yep.
Pinky Rice
Well, don't get in any mood like he's in. Been in it all day too. Hey, as long as you're as his assistant out here, maybe you could do some assistant. In the trouble he's having. Maybe that wouldn't be a bad idea, huh?
Butler/Assistant
Might not be at that.
Phil Dexter
Hey, you're pretty dolled up for an exercise boy. Where you going, Pinky?
Pinky Rice
Got me new suit, new tie and the same old girl. I'm stepping out tonight, Mr. Phil.
Butler/Assistant
Go ahead, Pinky.
Phil Dexter
Only watch that step a little.
Pinky Rice
I sure will, Mr. Phil. I sure will. Tonight's tonight. Yes, sir. Tonight's tonight.
Edward Burke
Come in.
Phil Dexter
Evening, boss.
Edward Burke
Oh, hello, Phil. Come in.
Phil Dexter
Say, you've got the lows, Mr. Burke. What's wrong?
Edward Burke
Nothing very much. Nothing you can help me with, I suppose. Well, what's on your mind, Phil?
Phil Dexter
I need some money, Mr. Burke.
Philo Vance
Thousand dollars?
Edward Burke
Who doesn't?
Phil Dexter
I need it bad, Mr. Burke. A couple of bets I made went haywire.
Edward Burke
You've been betting on horses, Phil.
Phil Dexter
Well, I thought they were horses when I made bets on them. I haven't got a thousand bucks, Mr. Burke. You gotta lend it to me.
Edward Burke
You know, Ms. Murdock has a rule about her employees betting on horses.
Phil Dexter
Oh, now, look, I don't want a lecture. I want the money. You can get it and take it out of my pay. The Murdoch girl will give it to you if you ask for it.
Edward Burke
If I ask for it? Maybe she will. But I'm not going to. In fact, I don't know why I shouldn't tell her that you've disregarded her orders about betting.
Phil Dexter
I wouldn't do that, Mr. Burke. That way I'd never get the money I need, would I?
Edward Burke
No, but that's your problem. I can't worry about you and me, Phil.
Phil Dexter
No, I. I guess you can't. But that being the case, Mr. Burke, maybe you'd better do some extra worrying about.
Philo Vance
Sit down, Markham. Sit down. Nice to have you drop in on me this evening.
District Attorney Markham
Thank you, Vance. I got through at the office and thought I'd come in here after dinner. You know, this business of being a district attorney has many complications, Vance, and only a few compensations. One of them is you.
Philo Vance
Well, very pretty compliment, Markham. Thank you very much. May I add to that speech that my profession of private investigating could very easily become a chore without the incentive of the cases you've called me in on.
District Attorney Markham
Okay, we're even. And now to the purpose of my call.
Butler/Assistant
Yes?
District Attorney Markham
Could you take the evening off to go over to the club for a game of billiards?
Philo Vance
I'd like to, Markham. I'd like to very much. Just give me a second to slip out of this robe and into a coat. Turn the radio on if you like.
District Attorney Markham
I will. Oh, I've got a new three cushion shot to show you. That's Terrific, Vance.
Philo Vance
Not fair. You've been practicing.
Butler/Assistant
Very good, very good. And now for your last question, sir. What is the capital of the state of Maine? Now tell me quickly, before a gust of wind comes into the store.
Philo Vance
What have you got there, Martin?
District Attorney Markham
A quiz show, apparently.
Butler/Assistant
No, no, no. No coaching, please. No help from the audience. Come on now, sir. The. The capital of the state of Maine. Augusta. Wind will come into the studio.
Billy Alberts
Augusta.
Butler/Assistant
That's right. That's right.
Philo Vance
Lots of fun, these quiz shows, Markham.
District Attorney Markham
Yes, I enjoy them. Let's listen for a moment, Vance.
Butler/Assistant
All right now, everybody, we're ready for our next contestant. Your name, sir?
Pinky Rice
Billy Alberts.
Butler/Assistant
Well, welcome to our game, Mr. Alberts. And what do you do for a living, may I ask?
Pinky Rice
I'm a jockey for the Murdoch stables.
Butler/Assistant
You're a good man to know. I once knew a fella came to a betting window and he said, I want to bet $5 on this horse. And then the man said, on his nose. And the fella said, on his nose, on his back, on his tail, everywhere. So even if he comes in sideways, I win. Well, Mr. Albert, you've selected a topic to talk about. Now let's have your slip. Popular songs, huh? Well, okay. Here's your first question number. Name five songs that Irving Berlin composed
Pinky Rice
always Because I love you.
Butler/Assistant
That's two.
Pinky Rice
Alexander's Ragtime Band, remember, and Blue Skies.
Butler/Assistant
That's five. That's correct. In fact, that's wonderful.
Philo Vance
Turn that off, will you, please, Mark? And I'll get the phone.
Edward Burke
Sure, Vance.
Carol Murdoch
Hello, Mr. Vance? This is Sally Henderson, Mr. Markham's sale secretary. Is he there?
Philo Vance
Why, yes, Ms. Henderson. Just a moment. For you, Margam. Your secretary.
Butler/Assistant
Uh. Oh.
Pinky Rice
Bye.
District Attorney Markham
Bye. Billiards?
Pinky Rice
Yeah.
District Attorney Markham
Thanks, Vance.
Carol Murdoch
Hello, Mr. Markham. I'm glad you left word where you could be reached. Sergeant Heath of the homicide just called you. There's been a murder and he thought you'd want to get there right away.
District Attorney Markham
I most certainly do. Who was killed, Ms. Henderson?
Carol Murdoch
A man named Edward Burke. He was a horse trainer shot with a.45 automatic about 15 minutes ago at the Murdoch stables.
District Attorney Markham
Thank you very much.
Edward Burke
I'm on the way.
District Attorney Markham
Goodbye, Miss Henderson.
Carol Murdoch
Goodbye, sir.
District Attorney Markham
Well, Vance, we're on the way to a murder. Horse trainer named Edward Burke was killed.
Phil Dexter
Burke?
Philo Vance
He trains for the Murdoch stables, doesn't he?
Pinky Rice
That's right.
District Attorney Markham
He say that jockey we just heard on the air was from the Murdoch stables too. Quite a coincidence.
Philo Vance
Yes, it is. Well, you were talking a while ago about a very difficult billiard shot. Apparently a murderer has called his shot Markham. Perhaps we can call his hand.
Phil Dexter
Vance.
District Attorney Markham
The Murdoch staples where the body was found are miles from here. Why did you ask me to stop the car outside the Murdoch house?
Philo Vance
Because Sergeant Heath is at the stables with the body.
Billy Alberts
Markham.
Philo Vance
He'll find anything there that I might find. I thought someone at the Murdoch house might give us something to work on. After all, the Murdochs own the stables.
District Attorney Markham
I've learned better than to argue with you, Vance.
Philo Vance
Don't ever stop, please. I'm not always as certain as I sound. We might find out absolutely nothing here.
District Attorney Markham
We certainly won't if we don't get inside. I'll handle that detail. Oh, I hope you have your calling card ready, Vance. Ms. Carol Murdoch is very social.
Philo Vance
You mean she's very rich? Markham. Some of the richest people I know are antisocial.
Pinky Rice
Yes, sir.
District Attorney Markham
District attorney Markham and Mr. Philo Vance to see Ms. Carol Murdoch.
Pinky Rice
Ms. Murdoch is not at home. Would you care to come in and wait, Vance?
Philo Vance
We would.
Pinky Rice
Very good gentleman. You might wait in the library if you like. Right this way. There's someone else in the library. A Mr. Billy Alberts. He works for Ms. Murdock.
Philo Vance
Billy Alberts, the radio star?
Pinky Rice
He's a jockey, sir.
Philo Vance
I know, but he was on the air tonight. How does it happen he's here?
Pinky Rice
He telephoned after the program and I informed him of Mr. Burke's death. He came in only a few moments ago to wait for Ms. Murdock.
District Attorney Markham
I see. And where is she?
Pinky Rice
I'm sorry, sir, that I do not know. She'll return presently. I imagine she always has. Make yourselves at home. Right through that door there.
District Attorney Markham
Thank you. Oh, good evening, young man. You're Billy Alberts.
Billy Alberts
Yes, I'm Alberts.
District Attorney Markham
I'm District Attorney Margam. This is Philo Vance.
Billy Alberts
Vance.
Philo Vance
A private dick, I suppose you could call me that. I'm glad to have an opportunity of speaking to you. Mr. Albertson. You undoubtedly knew Mr. Burke.
Billy Alberts
Sure. He trained horses for Ms. Murdock.
District Attorney Markham
Any idea who might have killed him?
Billy Alberts
Search me. He had an assistant who had ambitions. A guy named Phil Dexter.
Philo Vance
Phil Dexter, eh?
Billy Alberts
Yeah.
Philo Vance
Must remember to talk to him. Anybody else?
Billy Alberts
Nobody I know of. He could have a lot of guys sort him.
District Attorney Markham
That I wouldn't know, though that's entirely reasonable, I'd say.
Philo Vance
Mr. Alberts, we understand that Edward Burke was killed at about 9:10 tonight. We know you were on the radio shortly after that time. In fact, we heard you.
Billy Alberts
How was I? Gun.
Philo Vance
Very. Tell me, how long had you been in the radio studio?
Billy Alberts
Well, I'd seen How? The show went on the air at 9. They picked us contestants out of the studio audience at about 8:30. I must have got there about 8:15, I guess.
District Attorney Markham
And Burke was killed an hour later while you were still in the studio.
Philo Vance
Mr. Albert, I'd like to take hands off me.
Phil Dexter
I can walk.
Carol Murdoch
Take them off.
Billy Alberts
Hey, that's Carol's voice. Some guy's with him. Maybe the murderer.
District Attorney Markham
Come on, Vance.
Philo Vance
I'm with you, Markham.
Edward Burke
It's no use arguing, Miss. I'm still.
Billy Alberts
There's a cop with Ms. Murdoch. Listen, you wait a minute.
District Attorney Markham
Wait a minute.
Edward Burke
I'll handle this.
District Attorney Markham
Helmets. Good evening, officer. I'm Markham, District attorney.
Edward Burke
Oh, hello, Mr. Markham. And how are you this evening?
Carol Murdoch
Well, how are you this evening? You In a minute, Mr. Markham. This officer of yours has been pushing me around and I won't stand for it. I'm Carol Murdoch.
District Attorney Markham
No, no, take it easy, Ms. Murdock. What's wrong, Officer?
Edward Burke
Well, I picked this young lady up about an hour and a half ago, Mr. Markham. She was speeding, going like a bat, headed for this place for a half hour. She wouldn't tell me who she was. Then when we finally get to headquarters, she tells me her name is Carol Murdoch.
Pinky Rice
Well, that's who she is.
Billy Alberts
She is Carol Murdoch.
Edward Burke
Shut up, sonny. I'm talking to Mr. Markham. So, Mr. Markham, I asked to see her license and she says she hasn't got any. Then when I want to take her in again, she said she left it at home. So here we are.
District Attorney Markham
I see. What time did you pick her up, Officer?
Edward Burke
Oh, I should say about 9:20.
Philo Vance
And the murder was committed at about 9:10, eh, Markham?
District Attorney Markham
So we've been informed.
Carol Murdoch
Look, I know all about the murder. I heard it firsthand over the police radio. I know one of my men was killed, but that doesn't give this. This cop any license to treat me like a criminal.
Philo Vance
Driving without a license is against the law, Ms. Murdock. Officer, where did you pick her up?
Edward Burke
Just a short distance from her own stable, sir.
Philo Vance
And you heard about this murder from the police radio, Ms. Murdock?
Carol Murdoch
Yes, of course I did. Ask this. This big lug here, he heard it with me.
Edward Burke
That's right, sir.
Philo Vance
Well, I don't doubt that you heard about it over the police radio, Ms. Murdock. I was just wondering if it was news to you when you did hear it.
District Attorney Markham
This is District Attorney Markham. The Murdoch murder case began when Edward Burke, trainer for the Murdoch Stables, owned by Carol Murdoch, was found dead. Vance has questioned Billy Alberts, a jockey who Was on a quiz program at the time of the murder and also questioned Carol Murdoch, who was caught by a motorcycle policeman coming from the murder scene at about the time of the murder. Still to be interviewed by him is Phil Dexter, assistant to the dead man. But I understand Vance is taking care of that detail right now in the Murdoch home. We have been at the house.
Phil Dexter
I'd tell you more if I knew any more, Mr. Vance, but I don't. Honest, I don't. Let me go, Mr. Vance.
Philo Vance
Let me go. I'm not stopping you from leaving, Mr. Dexter. The police might, but I won't.
Phil Dexter
But you've been asking me the questions, Mr. Vance. If you said to let me go,
Edward Burke
they'd let me go.
Philo Vance
They might, but they'd only pick you up again. Why don't you tell me what you know of this case and then you'll be clear of it once and for all.
Phil Dexter
All I know is what I told you last time I saw Mr. Burke. He was worried about something. Just been to the house here, he told me. And he was worrying. Don't ask me about what I don't know.
Philo Vance
Tell me all about the last time you saw him. Alive and detailed.
Phil Dexter
Okay. Okay. I was walking toward the stable when I saw Pinky.
Philo Vance
Pinky?
Phil Dexter
Pinky's an exercise boy. It was about 6:30. And I asked Pinky if he knew where Mr. Burke was. And he said sure, in his office. And I said so long to Pinky, and I went in.
Philo Vance
Where was Pinky going, Do you know?
Phil Dexter
Oh, yes. Yes, I do know. He was all dolled up in a new suit and he said he had
Philo Vance
a big date in town.
Phil Dexter
He was pretty happy about something.
Philo Vance
I see. Then you spoke to Burke and found out that he was worried.
Phil Dexter
Well, that's what he told me anyhow. But he didn't say about what.
District Attorney Markham
Excuse me, Vance.
Philo Vance
Oh, come on in, Markham.
District Attorney Markham
Thank you. There's a phone call for me and I didn't want to take it out in the hall. More privacy in here.
Philo Vance
I thought you'd released our jockey suspect, Mr. Billy Alberts.
District Attorney Markham
I did. I sent him home about an hour ago, Vance. But Ms. Carol Murdock is still in the house and I just don't want to be overheard in case this is important.
Philo Vance
I see. Mr. Dexter, you may leave. Only be somewhere that I can reach you in case I have to. Will you please?
Phil Dexter
Yes. Yes, Sir, I will, Mr. Vance. I'll be at home.
Philo Vance
Well, Markham, go right ahead. The coast is clear and the phone is yours.
District Attorney Markham
Thank you, Vance. I can take that Call now. Markham speaking.
Carol Murdoch
Mr. Markham, this is Ms. Henderson. Yes, Ms. Henderson, the Homicide department call was some information I thought you'd like to have. Hope I didn't disturb you.
District Attorney Markham
Go right ahead, Sally. Oh, just a minute. You hear this, Vince?
Phil Dexter
Yeah, I can.
Pinky Rice
Go ahead.
Carol Murdoch
Sally, A body has just been found about 10 miles from where you are now. Yes, it was shot in the head by a.45 automatic and tossed out of a car. The police believe.
District Attorney Markham
I see. Any identification?
Carol Murdoch
Positive identification, Mr. Markham. It was an exercise jockey employed by the Murdoch stables. His name was Pinky Rice. That's all the information that was given me.
Butler/Assistant
Fine.
District Attorney Markham
Thank you, Ms. Henderson.
Carol Murdoch
You're welcome, sir. Goodbye.
Philo Vance
Well, a second murder, eh, Markham?
District Attorney Markham
Yes, and connected with the Murdoch family and its stables. Well, this certainly complicates things, doesn't it?
Philo Vance
On the contrary, Markham, I'd say it simplifies things quite a bit. In fact, I'd say it points pretty directly to the murderer.
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Carol Murdoch
billy, is that your Carol?
Phil Dexter
Yes.
Carol Murdoch
Where are you?
Billy Alberts
Right here. I've been waiting for you over the side of the road where I wouldn't be seen.
Carol Murdoch
Well, all right, I'm here. What's all the mystery? Why did you call and ask me to meet you here?
Billy Alberts
Take it easy. I thought you'd like to know what I think about the murder of your trainer, Burke, and of Pinky the exercise boy.
Carol Murdoch
Oh, so that's what it is.
Butler/Assistant
Mm.
Carol Murdoch
What's there to talk about that you couldn't say on the phone?
Billy Alberts
Oh, I had no reason for privacy. I thought maybe you might want it, though. You see, I know you had a battle with Burke. Your butler told me.
Carol Murdoch
I pay him for services rendered. Apparently, you did, too.
Billy Alberts
That's right. As I understand it, you threatened Burke.
Carol Murdoch
You want to know why I did? To protect you, you fool. He knew something about you.
Billy Alberts
Did you kill him to protect me, too?
Carol Murdoch
No. That's not saying. I might not have if I thought it would stop him from talking, though. You see, that's the way I feel about you, Billy.
Billy Alberts
Yeah. You've been trying to convince me of that for quite some time now. You'd get tired of me, though.
Carol Murdoch
Probably. I got tired of everything else in my life. But what does that to do with what you called me about?
Billy Alberts
Oh, everything. Now, take me. I'm a good jockey. I make good money in a couple of years. I'm a little too old to ride. I don't make such good money. Carol, how much is it worth if the police don't know about your threats to Burke?
Carol Murdoch
You're not that low.
Billy Alberts
I wouldn't be so sure.
Carol Murdoch
You can't prove I killed Burke.
Billy Alberts
Oh, maybe not. But according to the cop who picked you up, you were near enough to the stables to have done it.
Carol Murdoch
Billy, where were you when Burke was killed?
Billy Alberts
Me? I was on the radio being a genius. I was practically talking on the air when Burke got his.
Carol Murdoch
And when Pinky was killed, where were you then?
Billy Alberts
Home, kid. There's no heat on me. Now, let's get back to the important reason for this little meeting. How much is your life worth?
Carol Murdoch
Quite a bit, Billy. In fact, I value it a whole lot higher than I do yours.
Philo Vance
Is everybody in the next room? Markham?
District Attorney Markham
Everybody. You asked for Vance, Billy. Alberts, the jockey, Carol Murdoch. And the young man who found Burke's body, Phil Dexter.
Philo Vance
Good. We'll go in in a moment. I'm pretty sure one of those three is our murderer, Markham.
District Attorney Markham
Well, if you are, I am too.
Philo Vance
I think, of course, that Pinky, the exercise boy, was killed by the same person that murdered Burke. The connection may not be terribly apparent to you at the moment, but I imagine it will be shortly.
District Attorney Markham
All I can say is I hope you're right, Vance.
Philo Vance
All I can say is I hope your hope comes true. Well, come on. Let's go in. I'm sorry to have kept the three of you here so long, but it couldn't be helped. I promise that two of you will be able to leave this room very shortly.
Phil Dexter
Mr. Vance. I found somebody who saw me away from the Murdoch stables at the time Mr. Burke was shot. You see, that's why I wanted you to let me out, so I could find somebody.
Philo Vance
That's very convenient, Mr. Dexter. Did you find someone to alibi for you, Ms. Murdock?
Carol Murdoch
I don't need any alibi, Mr. Vance. I didn't do anything, and you can't prove that I did.
Philo Vance
That's right. I can't as yet, Mr. Alberts.
Billy Alberts
You don't want anything to do with me, Vance. I was on the radio when Burke was killed, and I was home when Pinky got knocked off.
Philo Vance
That's quite according to what I've been led to understand. Well, I don't want to appear overly dramatic, but one of you three killed two men. I have some questions I want to ask each of you. Answer. I don't know. If you don't know, that will be all right. Mr. Dexter.
Butler/Assistant
Yes?
Philo Vance
Two questions for you. One, how many shots in a.45 automatic?
Phil Dexter
I. I don't know.
Philo Vance
Who wrote the song Memory Lane?
Phil Dexter
What are you trying to do, Vance? Trick me into saying something? I don't know how that can mean anything. All I know is I don't know.
Carol Murdoch
Hmm.
District Attorney Markham
Singularly devoid of information, isn't he, Vance?
Philo Vance
Perhaps he told us more than he realizes, Markham. Ms. Murdock, your questions. Where on an automatic pistol is the safety catch?
Carol Murdoch
Near the thumb. It can be released by the thumb.
Philo Vance
Thank you. Your other question. Victor Herbert was a great composer. Who wrote most of the lyrics of his operettas.
Carol Murdoch
I haven't the slightest idea of who wrote the lyrics of why you're asking these stupid questions. Or who killed the two men that worked for me.
Philo Vance
All I can do is assure you that I have.
Carol Murdoch
You think because I Know about automatic sound?
Philo Vance
Please, Ms. Murdock, don't try to tell me what I think. Mr. Alberts.
Billy Alberts
Now what?
Philo Vance
It's question time for you. Who wrote the popular song of some time ago titled Remember?
Billy Alberts
I don't know. Jerome Kern? Cole Porter? One of those characters? How do I know?
Philo Vance
Your second question. How is a clip fed into a.45 automatic?
Billy Alberts
I don't. Why lie about it? It's fed through the bottom of the grip. Everybody who's ever seen a movie knows that. Any more questions?
Philo Vance
No, I think not. Markham, did those questions mean anything to you?
District Attorney Markham
No, Vance. As a matter of fact, they didn't. But I haven't the slightest idea of what the answers proved.
Philo Vance
No. Well, then I'll tell you. They told me that Billy Alberts killed Burke and Pinky.
Billy Alberts
Oh, no, you don't, Vance.
Pinky Rice
Wait.
Billy Alberts
I don't know if you're bluffing, I guess, or if you really know something. But I'm not taking any chances. You're not saddling me with any murder rap. Not when I got two legs and this gun to get me not.
Philo Vance
Well, thank you, Ms. Murdock. I'm afraid the vase you hit him with is pretty well shattered, though.
Carol Murdoch
What if it is? You just see to it that Billy Alberts gets put in jail all in one piece.
District Attorney Markham
I'm waiting, Vance.
Philo Vance
I'm not playing games, Markham. I just wanted to finish these notes, that's all. There. Now, what is it you're waiting for?
District Attorney Markham
An explanation, of course. As to how you knew it was Billy Alberts who killed Burke and Pinky. All I knew was that Alberts was on the radio when Burke was killed.
Philo Vance
Oh, that wasn't Alberts at all. It was Pinky establishing an alibi for Billy Alberts. That's the reason Alberts had to kill him. To avoid any possible future blackmail.
District Attorney Markham
You knew that?
Butler/Assistant
Of course.
Philo Vance
Remember when we heard that quiz program together? The master of ceremonies asked the contestant who was supposed to be Billy Alberts. To name five songs by Irving Berlin.
District Attorney Markham
Yes, and he named them.
Philo Vance
One of the songs was titled Remember, Remember?
District Attorney Markham
Yes, and the contestant included it.
Phil Dexter
Right.
Philo Vance
But when I asked Billy Alberts who wrote the song Remember, he didn't know. He couldn't very well know one night and not the next, could he? No. Therefore, it wasn't he we heard on the quiz show. It was Pinky.
District Attorney Markham
Yes, I know. That's right. But how did Billy Alberts know that? Pinky would be sure to get on the radio and give him an alibi after all? Contestants at radio shows are selected at random.
Philo Vance
All Pinky had to do was bribe somebody who was supposed to be on the program. Or in other words, buy that person's ticket. No problem there.
District Attorney Markham
No, I can't argue against that either. You know, Vance, Ms. Murdock was very helpful to us. She told us why Albert's killed Burke. And she really hit the lad with that vase when he tried to break away, didn't she?
Philo Vance
That she did. That little smack on the head was the end of Billy Albert's escape plan.
District Attorney Markham
And also, Vance, the end of the Murdoch murder case.
Carol Murdoch
Sam, it.
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Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode Date: June 27, 2026
Featured Detective: Philo Vance
This episode of Philo Vance immerses listeners in the world of thoroughbred stables, where jealousy, suspicion, and blackmail lead to a double murder. Philo Vance, with his trademark wit and logical prowess, teams up with District Attorney Markham to solve the deaths of horse trainer Edward Burke and exercise boy Pinky Rice at the prestigious Murdoch stables.
The story weaves together sharp character exchanges, a clever radio quiz show twist, and classic detective deduction, epitomizing Golden Age radio’s engaging mystery format.
The episode blends snappy dialogue, classic noir suspense, understated humor, and clever plotting—with Vance’s calm, methodical approach contrasting with the suspects’ edginess and bluster. The final unmasking is both logical and dramatically satisfying, encapsulating what made radio detectives beloved.
This Philo Vance adventure highlights the power of logic, the dangers of leverage, and the intricate web of relationships behind seemingly straightforward crimes. A compelling listen for mystery fans and a textbook case of detective radio drama craftsmanship.