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Richard Diamond
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Here transcribed is Dick Powell as Richard diamond, private detective.
Richard Diamond
Hello there. This is Diamond. Hey, I got a beef. I went shopping for my girl Helen Asher the other day. You know, stuff for dinner. This town's gotten hotter than the blast furnace in Death Valley. So you gotta pick out things that make for a cool meal, like salads, cold cuts, beer, real picnic style. Well, I figured I could whip up a fancy tossed salad or something until I got around to the tomato counter. Have you glommed onto the price of tomatoes lately?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Now what's with that?
Richard Diamond
So the cost of living is inflated so a T bone makes like I just arrived direct from the Sultan's Classiest cow. Okay, a T bone I can understand. But what's with a tomato when it costs so much, it should be hanging from a charm bracelet instead of lying in a salad bowl? Who needs it? So I bowed from the waist and figured you could still do a lot of things with a plain head of lettuce. Oh, I got another beef, too. Why can't people start their killings in December when it's cool now? About a week ago, I got mixed up in the case. And before it was over, I took so many salt tablets. I am now the best seasoned private detective in New York. It started last Tuesday morning about 11 o' clock in an apartment on the Upper east side.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Ginny.
Esther Blodgett
Yeah, genius?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
No cracks.
Virginia Gibson
No cracks.
Esther Blodgett
We're both waiting for old Gibson to turn us into the cops and you say no cracks. This whole rotten mess is your fault.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
How did I know the old goat.
Harvey Austin
Wouldn'T fall for it?
Virginia Gibson
Well, he didn't. So we better start packing.
Harvey Austin
What for?
Esther Blodgett
Because I don't want to play hostess to a lot of little men in blue. I'm allergic to handcuffs.
Richard Diamond
Relax, will you?
Harvey Austin
They won't find us.
Esther Blodgett
They can trace me from the other apartment.
Richard Diamond
How?
Harvey Austin
Gibson don't know your real name.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Do you leave anything in the other.
Harvey Austin
Place or we'll leave him here.
Esther Blodgett
No, Cleaned out everything except the clothes.
Virginia Gibson
I didn't have time to move them.
Harvey Austin
Notice she got away with a mink?
Esther Blodgett
What do you want me to do, leave it behind?
Harvey Austin
No, no. We can hock it.
Helen Asher
Hock it? Yeah.
Harvey Austin
Wanna blow town? Takes cash. Cash I ain't got.
Virginia Gibson
You're telling me.
Harvey Austin
Look, baby, if Gibson does go to the police, I'll have to hack the court. So we can blow this joint, eh?
Esther Blodgett
All right, you go get rid of.
Virginia Gibson
It, and I'll start throwing some things into the suitcase.
Harvey Austin
Who's that?
Helen Asher
How would I know?
Virginia Gibson
Maybe it's a landlady.
Harvey Austin
Oh, I forgot the paint in this floor today.
Helen Asher
Yeah, I saw.
Virginia Gibson
The paint isn't 206.
Esther Blodgett
I'll probably start in this room in a couple of hours.
Richard Diamond
Okay?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Okay.
Harvey Austin
Duck that code. I don't want them there later to spot it.
Helen Asher
Yeah.
Harvey Austin
Yeah. Gibson.
Richard Diamond
So you really are married, huh?
Esther Blodgett
Who is it, har?
Mr. Gibson
Hello, Virginia.
Virginia Gibson
Mr. Gibson.
Mr. Gibson
Yes. I waited around in front of the other apartment and followed you here. I wanted to be sure to send the police to the right place.
Harvey Austin
Look, Mr. Gibson.
Mr. Gibson
You look, whatever your real name is, I don't like being blackmailed or threatened. But please, Virginia, my mind's made up. In a way, I'm sorry for you, but you didn't think about me. I'm past 60 and I'm tired of being made a fool.
Harvey Austin
Look, why don't you give her a break, Mr. Gibson? I'm not asking for me.
Mr. Gibson
I'm very noble of you.
Richard Diamond
You should have thought about that a.
Mr. Gibson
Few hours ago when you accused me of making love to your wife.
Richard Diamond
You're not really married.
Mr. Gibson
There is no need of displaying your indignation. There'll be plenty of time for that.
Richard Diamond
When the police arrive.
Helen Asher
Harv.
Richard Diamond
Yeah.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Come in.
Mr. Gibson
How dare you. Take your hands off me.
Harvey Austin
Look, you ain't calling nobody. You gonna listen to me?
Mr. Gibson
You take your hands off me.
Esther Blodgett
What are you gonna do, Harv?
Harvey Austin
I'm gonna change this old goat's mind about calling the cops.
Mr. Gibson
You can't threaten me.
Esther Blodgett
No?
Mr. Gibson
You struck me.
Harvey Austin
How'd you guess?
Esther Blodgett
Pop, take it easy. He's an old man.
Mr. Gibson
Your concern is misplaced, my dear. I can take care of myself. Why, you.
Harvey Austin
Give me that chain.
Mr. Gibson
I'll be glad to give it to you across your shoulders. Give me that.
Esther Blodgett
H. Be careful.
Mr. Gibson
Hit me with a can. With you? No.
Richard Diamond
Young.
Mr. Gibson
I'll set you up for good.
Esther Blodgett
Harpy. Poppy.
Virginia Gibson
You idiot.
Richard Diamond
Huh?
Esther Blodgett
You big, stupid idiot. Look what you've done.
Harvey Austin
All right. So what? Know better. Next time, throw some water on him.
Richard Diamond
Well, you hear me?
Harvey Austin
Throw some water on him. What's wrong? Come on. Come on, Gimpsy. Come on.
Helen Asher
Come on.
Harvey Austin
Holy cow.
Esther Blodgett
You see?
Harvey Austin
Yeah, yeah.
Mr. Gibson
Shut up.
Harvey Austin
Gotta get him out of here.
Esther Blodgett
Why'd you have the name of the cane? Now you're in trouble.
Mr. Gibson
I'm in trouble?
Harvey Austin
We're in trouble, baby.
Richard Diamond
We? We.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Stop that crying all over the place. Help me get him out of here.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, we're gonna do it. It's broad daylight.
Richard Diamond
Yeah.
Harvey Austin
Can't get him out of the building like this.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
We'll have to wait till the night.
Esther Blodgett
We can't leave him in here.
Richard Diamond
Why not?
Esther Blodgett
The painters.
Harvey Austin
What do you mean?
Richard Diamond
What?
Esther Blodgett
They'll be here in a little while.
Harvey Austin
Yeah, yeah.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, yeah. Now what, genius?
Mr. Gibson
Shut up. Shut up, will ya?
Harvey Austin
I gotta think.
Richard Diamond
Diamond Detective Agency. Murders financed while you wait oh, you idiot. Oh, is this Toodles Asher, the bell of Park Avenue?
Helen Asher
Ah, this is Helen Asher, the girl that goes steady with a Diamond detective agent.
Richard Diamond
Sounds like a fine organization. Are they reliable?
Helen Asher
Very seldom. Oh, I'll tell you better as soon as I find out what I'm gonna do tonight.
Richard Diamond
You're gonna give your butler the evening off. And the Diamond Detective Agency is gonna march through your front door single file and show you a shortcut to spin the bottle.
Helen Asher
What time does all this begin?
Richard Diamond
How long will it take you to pucker?
Helen Asher
About two seconds.
Richard Diamond
I won't get there until eight. Don't hold it or you'll end up looking like a Yubangi.
Helen Asher
You're terrible.
Richard Diamond
Yeah, but I'm pretty.
Helen Asher
So's a baboon.
Richard Diamond
Oh. What? You said.
Helen Asher
You won't be late, will you, Rick?
Richard Diamond
I don't know. After that last crack, I think I better start going steady with King Kong. Rick, no. I'm mad.
Helen Asher
Ricky, I love you.
Richard Diamond
Only because I can hang by my tail and my fangs have that toothpaste smile.
Helen Asher
I think you're the most wonderful man in the world. Well, I think you're the handsomest, the strongest, the smartest.
Richard Diamond
Well, all right. Now tell me something I don't already know.
Helen Asher
Rick.
Richard Diamond
Bye, baby. See you at 8. A, I'm adorable.
Mr. Gibson
B I'm so beautiful.
Richard Diamond
C, I. Now look, honey, I can't make it. Delayed o'. Clock. I got a fan dancer who's a client. She wants to go out and trap an ostrich this afternoon.
Esther Blodgett
Is this the Diamond Detective Agency?
Richard Diamond
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Esther Blodgett
Is this Mr. Diamond?
Richard Diamond
Yeah. What's the matter? You sound like you're standing on a body.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, Mr. Diamond, please, you've got to help me. I. I just don't know what to do.
Richard Diamond
Now, take it easy. Who is this?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
What's wrong?
Esther Blodgett
I thought it moved.
Richard Diamond
What moved?
Esther Blodgett
The man sitting in my chair.
Richard Diamond
Well, that happens now and then. Why shouldn't he?
Esther Blodgett
Oh, because he's dead.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
What?
Esther Blodgett
Yes. I came home this afternoon from girls camp, and when I unlocked my door and went in, I found this corpse sitting on My height on your what? Hepplewhite. I don't know how he could have gotten there.
Richard Diamond
He?
Esther Blodgett
No, the dead man.
Richard Diamond
What about Hepplewhite? Oh, the guy this corpse was sitting on.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, no, no, no, no. That's a chair. Hepplewhite's an old antique chair. Oh, now I'm so confused.
Richard Diamond
Well, move over, honey. Now, take it easy and give me one thing at a time. Who's the dead guy?
Helen Asher
Well, I don't know.
Esther Blodgett
I never saw him before in my life.
Richard Diamond
Okay. Now, why haven't you called the police?
Esther Blodgett
Well, I thought about that, but I'm a schoolteacher, Mr. Diamond, and I was afraid of the scandal. I read a lot of detective stories, and the first thing that came to my mind was calling a. A private eye.
Richard Diamond
Private eye?
Esther Blodgett
You had the biggest ad in the phone book. So naturally.
Richard Diamond
Naturally. Well, give me your name and address and I'll be right over.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, Esther Blodgett. 419 East 79th street, apartment 108.
Richard Diamond
Okay, Esther. Now, don't let anyone in and don't touch anything.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, I know that, silly. After the initial shock wore off, I found myself in complete control.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
What's the matter?
Esther Blodgett
I'm so nervous. I just lit a cigarette. It tasted so good, I offered one to the dead man.
Richard Diamond
Well, if he takes it, remember how you did it. I'll be right over. Is Walt gonna have fun with this? Homicide, Sergeant Otis. Hello, Otis. Let me talk to the lieutenant. Diamond? No, this is Black Beauty. I just did a mile in 112, and I want to report that I'd been doped. Very funny. I thought so. I didn't win the race, but I was the happiest horse on the track. Now, put the lieutenant on the phone.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Lieutenant Levinson.
Richard Diamond
Diamond. Walt.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I don't want any. You take your killings to another precinct.
Richard Diamond
Oh, now, don't be a sore head. Giving you business is just my way of showing my friendship.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Can't we just be buddies at a distance? I'm getting tired of chasing corpses.
Richard Diamond
Well, grit your teeth and get over to 419 East 79th street, apartment 108.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Homicide?
Richard Diamond
Yeah, a dame named Esther Blodgett reported that she lives there.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Who's dead?
Richard Diamond
Well, I don't know. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. A guy named Hepplewhite.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Applewhite.
Richard Diamond
You ask Esther about it.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
She'll put you straight. Are you coming over?
Richard Diamond
Yeah. Bye. As I went out of my office, I thought about Esther Blodgett and wondered how mad she would Be with the police turned up. I had to call them whether she wanted a scandal or not. Because homicide comes first in my book. I'm an ex cop, and I still follow the rules. It's not a conscience. I just like staying in business. So when someone turns up with a killing, I always let Lieutenant Walt Levinson know about it. I grabbed a cab, and 20 minutes later, I was standing in Esther's apartment along with Walt, the dead man, and Hebblewhite.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Oh, you're a swell fellow, you are.
Richard Diamond
What's the matter, Walt?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I've been going through that Hepplewhite routine for the last 10 minutes. I just found out it was a chair. That one right over there. The one that stiffs in.
Esther Blodgett
Mr. Diamond, why did you call the police?
Richard Diamond
I thought you'd ask that.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Because that man's been murdered, Ms. Blodgett. That's what good citizens do when they find a dead man in the apartment.
Esther Blodgett
But the scandal. I'm a schoolteacher. What will my students, mommies and daddies think, honey?
Richard Diamond
Just confuse them with that hebble white routine. What did you find out, Walt?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Not much. The coroner will be here in a few minutes.
Richard Diamond
Looks like someone gave him a pretty good beating. What's that all over his clothes?
Esther Blodgett
Isn't that blood, Mr. Diamond?
Richard Diamond
Yeah. He's been bleeding, all right. I mean that brown stuff, Walt. Looks like lint or something.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I notice that too. I don't know what it is. We'll have the lab analyze it.
Richard Diamond
Tell me, Esther, you said when you came in, you unlocked the door.
Esther Blodgett
Yes, that's right.
Richard Diamond
Are you sure it was locked?
Esther Blodgett
Why, yes, it has a catch lock. Besides, you have to turn the key and then use the other hand to turn the knob.
Richard Diamond
Did you touch anything, open any windows?
Esther Blodgett
I touched nothing.
Richard Diamond
Well, there's a good one, Walt. Yeah?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
A corpse sitting in a room with the door and all the windows locked. Do you always lock the windows when you go out, Ms. Blodgett?
Esther Blodgett
Well, I've been away for several weeks at a girl's camp.
Richard Diamond
Aren't you a little old for that sort of thing?
Esther Blodgett
Oh, I've been counseling one of the teachers who goes along to take care of the young girls.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
What do you think, Rick?
Richard Diamond
Well, he wasn't killed in this apartment. No.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
No signs of a struggle.
Richard Diamond
There's only blood around the chair and on the body. He must have been carried in.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
There would be blood trails on the floor.
Richard Diamond
Not if he was carried in something. You say you never saw this man before, Esther?
Esther Blodgett
Never in my life.
Richard Diamond
Any identification in his wallet? Yeah.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Name's Gibson. Leland Gibson. No money taken either, so that eliminates the robbery angle.
Richard Diamond
Any address?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Yeah, he's got an old driver's license. 12 East 64th Street. Pretty classy district.
Richard Diamond
Judging by his clothes. He was well fixed, tailored, good store.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
As soon as the coroner arrives, I'm going to check this apartment building. Maybe somebody heard something or saw something.
Richard Diamond
Well, let me check the 64th street address for you. This is a police jab.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Why do you want to check it?
Richard Diamond
Because poor Ms. Blasey looks so unhappy.
Esther Blodgett
I am, Mr. Diamond. I am very unhappy.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
She was so she's unhappy. If you want to check the place on your own, go ahead. But I'm sending some men over.
Esther Blodgett
Anywhere, Mr. Diamond, I like you.
Richard Diamond
Well, thank you, Esther.
Esther Blodgett
No, I want to hire you to catch the killer and free me from this awful policeman.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Awful policeman? Do you know how I got this way, Ms. Blodgett?
Esther Blodgett
Oh, I'm sure it wasn't easy.
Richard Diamond
Good for you, Esther.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I got this way because of this. This private detective.
Richard Diamond
Just call me Blue Eyes.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Ever since he stopped working with me and left the force, I've gotten mixed up in more screwy cases than an alcoholic in a whiskey truck. There isn't one week that he doesn't turn up with one or two killings.
Esther Blodgett
My, he gets excited, doesn't he, Mr. Diamond?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
And in his spare time, he intimidates my sergeant.
Richard Diamond
Just call me Rick, dear.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I've taken enough bicarbonate in the last year to stop Vesuvius erupting. And if he doesn't give me a little peace and quiet, I'm going to end up solving a killing of my own.
Esther Blodgett
Rick. My, that's a nice name.
Richard Diamond
How did you ever to be a schoolteacher? You don't look the type.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Are you listening to me?
Esther Blodgett
What makes me so different?
Richard Diamond
I've seen signs on highways that say it better than I can.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
What are you two babbling about?
Esther Blodgett
You mean the ones that say danger, stop, look and listen?
Richard Diamond
Well, that fits. But I was thinking about curves and soft shoulders.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Oh, no. Now you listen to me, Diamond. This is serious business. A man's been killed in Soft shoulder. I mean, Ms. Blodgett's apartment. If you want to take her on as a client, go ahead. But any questions from here on in will have to be gotten down to police headquarters.
Esther Blodgett
You are taking me in, Captain?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Lieutenant? Yes, you'll have to come down for questioning, Rick.
Richard Diamond
You go along with the big bad policeman, dear. I'll have you out in no time.
Esther Blodgett
Well, all right, if you say so. But this has never happened to me before.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
That's unfair. Stop blubbering. Yes, what is it? Oh, you get out of here.
Mr. Gibson
Otis. Where the devil is Otis?
Richard Diamond
I left Walt jumping up and down in front of Esther and the corpse and headed for 12 East 64th Street. It was an old brownstone in one of the wealthier districts. And when I rang the doorbell, I got another surprise.
Esther Blodgett
Yes?
Richard Diamond
Yes. Don't tell me you're a schoolteacher.
Virginia Gibson
I beg your pardon?
Richard Diamond
You. Forget it. It's the landmarks that threw me.
Virginia Gibson
What do you want?
Richard Diamond
Do you know a Mr. Leland Gibson?
Helen Asher
Yes, he's my father.
Virginia Gibson
Now, just who are you?
Richard Diamond
Name's Diamond. I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, Ms. Gibson.
Virginia Gibson
It's Father. Something's happened to Father.
Richard Diamond
May I come in?
Virginia Gibson
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Yes, please. What is it? What's happened to dad?
Richard Diamond
Well, he's dead.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, no, no.
Richard Diamond
Look, I know this is tough, but you've got to help me. The police will be here any minute.
Virginia Gibson
The police?
Richard Diamond
Yes. Your father was murdered.
Virginia Gibson
Oh, I knew something like this would happen.
Richard Diamond
You did? Well, tell me about it.
Virginia Gibson
Well, I. I don't mean that I expected dad to be.
Richard Diamond
Okay. Now, just take your time. Try it out.
Virginia Gibson
I'm sorry. Have you a handkerchief?
Richard Diamond
Sure. Here.
Helen Asher
Thank you.
Richard Diamond
Now, think you can talk about it?
Virginia Gibson
Dad left the house about three weeks ago and moved into a hotel.
Richard Diamond
Did you have a fight or something?
Virginia Gibson
Oh, no, no, Everything was fine. But.
Richard Diamond
No, no, hang on.
Virginia Gibson
Things couldn't have been better. And he was in wonderful spirits when he left.
Richard Diamond
No arguments, no hard feelings? He didn't leave mad?
Virginia Gibson
Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
Richard Diamond
Then have you got any idea why he suddenly packed and moved into a hotel?
Virginia Gibson
Well, I'm not sure, but I think it was a woman.
Richard Diamond
A woman?
Virginia Gibson
Yes, he. He told me one day that he met someone he liked very much. The day after that, he moved to the hotel. But I never saw her and he never said anything more about her.
Richard Diamond
Weren't you a little worried?
Virginia Gibson
Naturally, Father isn't a young man any. I mean, wasn't.
Richard Diamond
Just one more question. What hotel did he move to?
Virginia Gibson
Was the Adams, on Madison Avenue. He used to go there three nights a week for dinner and a game of bridge before he decided to move in.
Richard Diamond
Well, thank you. Are you all alone?
Helen Asher
Yes.
Richard Diamond
Got any friends you can call?
Virginia Gibson
A few, I guess.
Richard Diamond
Well, call them. It's better not to be alone and ball your head off. It'll do you some good.
Virginia Gibson
I'll send You. Your handkerchief, mister.
Richard Diamond
Diamond. Richard Diamond. It's in the book. For some reason, I've got a talent for leaving people emotionally disturbed. Walt hops around like a rabbit in a cabbage patch. And Otis always tears his hair out with a hands full. Ms. Gibson was less active about it. She just tried to smile and shed enough grief to fill a tub. I grabbed another cab and headed for the Adams Hotel.
Mr. Gibson
Yes, sir. Do you wish to register?
Richard Diamond
No, but I want to find out about someone who did three weeks ago. Oh, yeah? Oh, Mr. Leland Gibson.
Mr. Gibson
Why, yes.
Richard Diamond
He's staying at the hotel from now on. That's past tense.
Mr. Gibson
I don't understand. He hasn't notified us that he's leaving.
Richard Diamond
Well, it might be a little difficult. If you'll run down to the morgue, I think you'll find out you're stuck with an empty room.
Mr. Gibson
Morgue?
Richard Diamond
Yeah, Mr. Gibson has taken over one of the slabs rent free.
Mr. Gibson
Oh, my goodness. What happened?
Richard Diamond
He's kind of dead. When did you last see him?
Mr. Gibson
Early this morning. He left the hotel around 10.
Richard Diamond
Know where he was going?
Mr. Gibson
Why, no.
Richard Diamond
Do you remember him having any visitors in the last three weeks? A girl, I mean. No.
Mr. Gibson
Are you looking for a girl? Yeah.
Richard Diamond
Mr. Gibson's daughter seems to think he was running around with a woman since he moved into the hotel. Oh, you say that like you knew what I was talking about.
Mr. Gibson
It was common gossip around the hotel.
Richard Diamond
What was?
Mr. Gibson
Well, Mr. Gibson has been coming to the hotel for many years. He used to eat dinner here three nights a week and then play bridge with some of the hotel regulars. Now, about a month ago, we took on a new waitress. It was very obvious that Mr. Gibson was quite taken by her. So much so that he moved into the hotel and ate at her table every night.
Richard Diamond
Oh, what was her name?
Mr. Gibson
Virginia Pellgr. Quite good looking, about five three, dark, brunette.
Richard Diamond
Very. Well, I like to see her.
Mr. Gibson
That's impossible. She left the hotel about a week after Mr. Gibson arrived.
Richard Diamond
Oh, so I'll. Wasn't Mr. Gibson unhappy?
Mr. Gibson
Oh, no, he was rather happy. In fact, I believe he wanted her to move so he could see her more often.
Richard Diamond
Now, what makes you say that?
Mr. Gibson
Some of the things she said in the kitchen to the other girls.
Richard Diamond
You know where she might have moved?
Mr. Gibson
No, but you might check with the flower shop. Mr. Gibson used to send flowers every day.
Richard Diamond
Well, thank you. Well, I wasn't sure just where I was going, but a Virginia pilgrim was my best lead. And maybe she could tie the Gibson murder up with a silk ribbon. I talked to the flower Clerk and he gave me the address that the flowers had been sent to every day. It was a nice apartment in the Village and the landlady stuck her nose out like she was trying to smell me instead of see who was calling.
Helen Asher
Yes.
Richard Diamond
I hope that door doesn't slam shut sometime. You'll have a bloody nose for weeks.
Helen Asher
What do you want?
Richard Diamond
Roll out an eye with that nose and I'll show you my badge.
Helen Asher
Aren't you cops ever polite to anyone?
Richard Diamond
Well, there's a face that goes with it. I'm looking for a girl about five foot three. Dark. Brunt.
Helen Asher
No, in the wrong place.
Richard Diamond
Her name's Pilgrim.
Helen Asher
Oh, she lives upstairs.
Richard Diamond
She does, huh? Is she in now?
Helen Asher
No, went out this morning.
Richard Diamond
Hasn't come back and she probably won't. She have many visitors?
Helen Asher
Only a couple men I'd figures.
Richard Diamond
Ever see an elderly man, gray hair, about 60?
Helen Asher
Sure, every day.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Know his name?
Helen Asher
No.
Richard Diamond
You said she had a couple of visitors. Who else?
Helen Asher
Another man, younger, kind of greasy, Only came around a few times. Old man was there this morning, had an argument.
Richard Diamond
Could you hear what they said?
Helen Asher
I don't. Nope.
Richard Diamond
Anyone else? No. Who paid her rent?
Helen Asher
She did. Cash.
Richard Diamond
Mind if I take a look at her apartment?
Helen Asher
Got a search warrant?
Richard Diamond
No.
Helen Asher
Then you can't.
Richard Diamond
Okay. Thanks. You've been charming. I left the old bat and headed back to the school teacher's apartment. If I was right, I'd seen setups like this before. But there was still the problem of finding out how Gibson was killed and how he got into a locked room. When I pulled up, I saw the wagon, complete with corpse and coroner, pulling away for the morgue. And when I went in and knocked on the door, I was certain that they'd forgotten one of the bodies. Oh, it's you, Shammas. Why, Otis, they're leaving without you. Who is? The hearse. Shouldn't you be lying down or something?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Now, you stop that, Rick, and get in here.
Richard Diamond
Hello, Walt. What's new?
Esther Blodgett
Well, Rick.
Richard Diamond
Well, Esther. Has Otis been using his rubber hose on you?
Esther Blodgett
Oh, no, no. But I was getting lonesome. I'm glad you got back so soon.
Richard Diamond
You are?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
As soon as you two stop rolling your eyes, maybe you can tell me what you found out, Mr. Diamond.
Richard Diamond
Now, Walt, send Otis down to the station for a search warrant. Then tell him to get over to 9 West 12th street and see what he can find in the Miss Virginia Pilgrim's apartment.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Who's Virginia Pilgrim?
Richard Diamond
The only person who was mixed up with a murdered man. There was another man who used to see her But I can't find out who he was.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
All right, Otis, go get the warrant. Yeah, Lieutenant. Thanks, Diamond.
Richard Diamond
A pleasure, Sergeant. What did you find out, Walt?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
There were 11 people in the building at the time of the killing. None of them ever saw the guy before. Here's a list of the names. Three people on this floor. Five on the second and three more on the third.
Richard Diamond
Have you talked to the landlady?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Certainly. She doesn't know any more about it than the rest.
Richard Diamond
What about that funny brown lint on the dead man's clothes?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
We're checking on that right now. The lab said they'd call me.
Richard Diamond
Did the landlady say she had a key to this apartment?
Harvey Austin
Sure, sure.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
But she hasn't used it but once since Ms. Blodgett was away at girls camp.
Richard Diamond
When did she use it?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Three days ago, when she had let the painters in. And she says that the windows and door were definitely locked. Because after she aired the paint smell out, she locked them herself.
Richard Diamond
Painter, huh?
Esther Blodgett
Yes, and I've been looking. You know, I think they did a terrible job. Why the kitchen alone? Yes, Rick.
Richard Diamond
Later, dear.
Esther Blodgett
Yes, Rick.
Richard Diamond
Walt, did they paint the whole building?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
They finished the second floor today. Well, I'll get it, Ms. Blodgett.
Richard Diamond
Probably the lab.
Esther Blodgett
Rick, do you know who did it?
Richard Diamond
Yeah, I got a hunch. Aw, I see.
Esther Blodgett
You're wonderful.
Richard Diamond
Yeah. Okay. Thanks.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Lab.
Richard Diamond
Walt.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Yeah? That lint you spotted on the dead man's clothes is from the mat that they put under rugs.
Richard Diamond
Mm. Walt, you were on all the floors. Did one of the apartments have a rug missing?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
They're all missing from the second floor. The tenants took them down to the basement when the painters moved in.
Richard Diamond
Any off this floor or the third?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
No, just the second.
Richard Diamond
Well, your killers are on the second floor, Walt.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
How do you figure?
Richard Diamond
Let's look at what we've got. Dead body in a locked room. Blood on body and floor around body, but nowhere else in the room. Carried in in a rug. Bullseye.
Esther Blodgett
Oh, this is so exciting, Esther.
Helen Asher
Sorry.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Yeah, but how does a dame called Pilgrim figure in it? There's no Pilgrim listed in this building.
Richard Diamond
Well, there shouldn't be. If I'm right, the dead man met Virginia Pilgrim while she was working as a waitress in his hotel. She gave him a pitch and he fell. He put her up in an apartment so he could see her more often.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
So what?
Richard Diamond
I think she was working with another man. A man who was seen around her apartment by the landlady.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
And how did the body get over here?
Richard Diamond
The guy the Dame was working with probably lives here.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
What about the motive?
Richard Diamond
Well, my guess is that Gibson was being blackmailed and he followed the girl here. He was probably going to yell cops, so they killed him. Okay.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Now, what about the locked room? Explain that.
Richard Diamond
Let the landlady of this building explain it. Walt, go ask her one question. Who had this apartment before Ms. Blodgett?
Esther Blodgett
Esther.
Richard Diamond
Oh, I'm sorry, Esther.
Esther Blodgett
Well, I can tell you that a Mr. And Mrs. Austin, they moved to a smaller apartment and let me have this one. It's more rent and they couldn't afford it. I expect this is a better apartment, though.
Richard Diamond
What apartment did they take?
Esther Blodgett
Oh, it's on the next floor. Apartment 209.
Richard Diamond
According to this list of people who were on the second floor at the time of the killing, the Austins are the only couple. What did Mrs. Austin look like, Walt?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
No, about five foot three, dark, brunette. Very, very.
Richard Diamond
Well, say no more. Come on, Walt.
Esther Blodgett
May I come?
Richard Diamond
No, Esther, you stay here. I'll be back later and discuss the better features of your nice little apart.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Yeah. I want to talk to you again, Mr. Austin.
Mr. Gibson
Why?
Harvey Austin
Told you everything I know.
Richard Diamond
Where's your wife? In the back.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
We're coming in.
Richard Diamond
Okay.
Harvey Austin
You don't have to shove.
Esther Blodgett
Who is it?
Richard Diamond
Ha.
Harvey Austin
Them cops again?
Richard Diamond
Well, hello, Virginia.
Esther Blodgett
Do I know you?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Where's your rug, Mr. Austin?
Richard Diamond
What? It's down to basement, Ms. Pilgrim. How long have you been married to this man?
Esther Blodgett
About three. Hey, how'd you know me?
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Shut up.
Richard Diamond
Know your name, you might as well tell the lieutenant everything. Why did you lie about knowing Mr. Gibson?
Esther Blodgett
I didn't. I never saw him before in my life.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I didn't tell you the dead man's name was Gibson. How'd you know that?
Harvey Austin
Don't answer that.
Richard Diamond
Oh, shut up. You and your husband killed Mr. Gibson and carted him downstairs in a rug.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
Why'd we do that?
Richard Diamond
Because the painters were on their way to paint your apartment. You had to get him out without being seen. You dumped him in Ms. Blodgett's apartment because you knew she was out of town and you used to live there, so you still had a key.
Harvey Austin
Shut up.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
We've got enough to hold both of you on. The rug will have blood stains on it.
Mr. Gibson
Get out of my way.
Richard Diamond
Get out. Walt. Why Walt, you're so rough.
Esther Blodgett
I didn't kill him. Harvey did. I didn't kill him.
Richard Diamond
Okay, okay.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
You can tell me all about it down at the station.
Richard Diamond
Hey, where are you going? Well, it's 6:30.
Lieutenant Walt Levinson
I got a date what about Ms. Blodgett? She's going to get lonesome again.
Richard Diamond
She was born that way. I've got to see a girl who's going to hold a pretty interesting class of her own. Bye.
Helen Asher
Hi.
Mr. Gibson
Hi.
Richard Diamond
Well, don't you look comfortable. Where's Francis?
Helen Asher
I gave him the night off like you suggested.
Richard Diamond
You're cute.
Helen Asher
I've got a cool dinner in the library.
Mr. Gibson
School day. School day.
Helen Asher
You sound happy.
Richard Diamond
Well, I was just thinking about a school teacher I knew once. Mmm. That looks mighty toothy.
Helen Asher
Sing for your supper. Well, got a new tune on the piano.
Richard Diamond
Oh, honey, I'm hungry.
Helen Asher
You sing first, and then you can eat.
Mr. Gibson
Oh, all right.
Richard Diamond
What is it?
Helen Asher
Right here. So, enough.
Richard Diamond
Oh, okay. Strange, dear, but true, dear I'm close.
Mr. Gibson
To you, dear the stars fill the.
Helen Asher
Sky.
Mr. Gibson
So in love with you am I oh, keep going.
Helen Asher
I'll get it.
Virginia Gibson
Even.
Mr. Gibson
Without you, my arms pull about.
Richard Diamond
You.
Mr. Gibson
You know, darling, why so in love with you am I.
Helen Asher
Some girl asking for you.
Richard Diamond
Oh, some girl. Well, well.
Helen Asher
I told her there was no one here but the piano tuner.
Richard Diamond
Oh. She leave her name?
Esther Blodgett
Huh? He.
Helen Asher
Yes.
Esther Blodgett
Who's she?
Richard Diamond
Come here, baby.
Esther Blodgett
No.
Helen Asher
I want to know who she is.
Richard Diamond
I said come here.
Helen Asher
No.
Esther Blodgett
Oh.
Helen Asher
Ricky.
Virginia Gibson
Who's he?
Helen Asher
White.
Richard Diamond
Oh, just a chair, baby. A cute blonde chair.
Announcer
You have just heard Richard diamond, private detective, starring Dick Powell. Transcribed Helen was played by Virginia Gregg, Lieutenant Levinson by Ed Begley. Also in our cast were Williams, Herbert, Georgia Ellis, Tony Barrett, Joan Banks and Norman Field. Music was under the direction of Frank Worth. Richard diamond is written by Blake Edwards. Now, this is Eddie King reminding you that Dick Powell soon will be seen in the screen version of the bestseller novel Mrs. Mike, and inviting you to be with us again at the same time next week, when we will again bring you Dick Powell as Richard diamond, private detective. Saturday night brings some of the week's best radio entertainment when you tune for the stars on NBC. Stay tuned every Saturday for a great lineup of programs including Hollywood Star Theater, Ralph Edwards, Truth of Consequences, your Hit parade, A Day in the Life of Dennis Day, the Judy Canova show, and Grand Ole Opry. All the best on NBC.
Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: Richard Diamond Private Detective: Gibson Murder Case (10/08/1949)
Host: Choice Classic Radio
Date: February 2, 2026
This episode features the classic "Richard Diamond, Private Detective" radio drama, with Dick Powell as the wisecracking gumshoe. The case at hand—the "Gibson Murder Case"—centers on Richard Diamond being pulled into a tricky murder investigation involving a locked-room mystery, mistaken identities, blackmail, and a trail that runs from the upper echelons of New York society to its criminal underbelly—all with Richard Diamond's trademark mix of humor, charm, and detective smarts.
[05:55] Esther Blodgett calls Diamond, reporting a body in her apartment. Her confusion around "Hepplewhite" (her chair, not the corpse) and her anxious but prim personality create comedic moments.
[08:04] Diamond explains to Blodgett why the police must be involved, despite her concerns about her reputation as a schoolteacher.
[14:29] At the Gibson residence, Diamond informs Virginia Gibson of her father’s death. She reveals that Leland Gibson had recently moved to a hotel and was seeing a woman named Virginia Pilgrim (“Gibson was being blackmailed…”).
[17:12] At the Adams Hotel, Diamond learns that Gibson was obsessed with Virginia Pilgrim, a waitress who left the hotel soon after he moved in. She is now his main lead.
[23:48] The Austins, former tenants of Blodgett’s apartment, now live on the second floor. Mrs. Austin fits Virginia Pilgrim’s description exactly.
Diamond’s Trademark Wit:
Blodgett’s Nervousness:
Locked-Room Deduction:
Final Romantic Note:
This episode is a classic, compact detective yarn brimming with snarky detective humor and noir intrigue. The locked-room mystery is cleverly unraveled—from a cryptic call to rug lint to blackmail, ending with Richard Diamond piecing together human frailty and criminal cunning. It’s a perfect example of why old-time radio detectives like Richard Diamond endure—delivering equal doses of suspense, clever deduction, and sly wit.
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Ideal For: Fans of armchair mysteries, classic radio drama, and anyone who appreciates a blend of sharp detective work and breezy banter.