Sherlock Holmes: An Item of Cartography

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Sherlock Holmes: An Item of Cartography"

Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode Date: September 19, 2025
Featured Detectives: Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson
Case: An Item of Cartography

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Episode Overview

This classic Sherlock Holmes radio drama revolves around a mysterious 18th-century map pawned by a desperate young man, Robert Beecham. The map, connected to a rumored family fortune and the cryptic will of Beecham's eccentric uncle, draws Holmes, Watson, and an assortment of characters into a tale where logic, humor, and human nature intertwine. The episode features all the suspense, deduction, and wit that have made Holmes stories enduring favorites.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Pawnbroker's Story: The Map Changes Hands

• [03:02 – 10:51]
  • Mr. Samuel "Fingers" Wise, a pawnbroker and old acquaintance of Holmes, visits Baker Street with an unusual case.
  • A nervous young man, Robert Beecham, pawns an antique map to Fingers Wise. It is a rare, privately commissioned 18th-century map of the Greek island of Hydra by Francois Ludin.
  • Shortly after, a coarse man, Victor Scribbon, tries to redeem the map using Beecham’s pawn ticket, leading to a confrontation. Wise refuses to hand over the map without Beecham’s approval.
• Quote
  • "The fact is that the map may be as valuable for the message it contains as it is for its artistic merit." — Fingers Wise [09:46]

2. The Hidden Fortune and Uncle Jack’s Challenge

• [12:23 – 16:23]
  • Robert Beecham arrives at Baker Street and confirms Wise's story. The map was left to him by his eccentric Uncle Jack, who amassed a fortune in the West Indies but left only the map and a cryptic will.
  • Uncle Jack regarded life as a "huge joke," and Beecham recounts their last conversation, expressing his hope the map will solve his financial woes.
• Quote
  • "It's leisure that harms folk. To be rich is to be idle, and to be idle is to waste one's mind." — Uncle Jack [13:56]

3. Holmes’s Investigation: Invisible Ink and Greek Clues

• [16:23 – 19:28]
  • Holmes examines the map with Watson and Beecham. Suspecting a hidden message, Holmes deduces invisible ink was used.
  • Using heat from a flat iron, the team reveals a Greek name, "Theo La Dakis," and a string of numbers: 45, 74, 69.
• Quote
  • "If there's nothing visible and yet something is there, then what is the answer?" — Holmes [16:51]
  • "That could well be one message — lemon juice." — Holmes [17:17]

4. The Climax at Uncle Jack’s Cottage

• [19:28 – 23:26]
  • Holmes, Watson, Beecham, and Fingers Wise travel to Woking, where Uncle Jack had lived.
  • Victor Scribbon is already on the grounds, digging furiously.
  • Holmes deciphers the numbers: they correspond to letters in the name "Theo La Dakis," spelling "old oak"—the likely location of the hidden fortune.
  • Scribbon unearths a tin box beneath the old oak. Instead of riches, it contains a note: the true fortune is a lesson—there is no hidden wealth, "it's all a joke."
• Quote
  • "Tis better to be thought rich than to be rich. It's all a joke. A colossal joke. Nothing, sir. I'm penniless, after all." — Uncle Jack’s letter [22:32]

5. Holmes’s Reflection

• [23:02 – 23:26]
  • Holmes observes the irony and lesson in the case: sometimes, human nature and humor eclipse the lure of fortune.
• Quote
  • "A wealthy miser with a sense of humor. As a man I've yet to meet. Human nature is very strange, don't you think?" — Holmes [23:13]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Holmes on Deduction:
  • "If there's nothing visible and yet something is there, then what is the answer?" — Holmes [16:51]
• On Life and Wealth:
  • "To be rich is to be idle, and to be idle is to waste one's mind." — Uncle Jack [13:56]
• The Big Reveal:
  • "Tis better to be thought rich than to be rich. It's all a joke." — Uncle Jack’s letter [22:32]

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Important Timestamps

• [03:02] Introduction of Fingers Wise and the map
• [09:46] The map’s possible hidden message is discussed
• [12:23] Robert Beecham’s arrival and uncle’s story recounted
• [16:23] Examination of the map, revealing invisible ink
• [19:28] Arrival at Woking cottage, ‘old oak’ clue deciphered
• [22:32] Discovery of Uncle Jack’s letter and “the joke”
• [23:13] Holmes’s philosophical reflection

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Tone and Style

The episode expertly blends classic detective intrigue with dry British wit and a touch of melancholy regarding greed and the folly of chasing fortune. Holmes is methodical and somewhat amused, Watson is ever-loyal and pragmatic, and the supporting characters bring color and heart to the unfolding mystery.

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Summary

"An Item of Cartography" is a quintessential Sherlock Holmes tale—full of misdirection, clever deduction, and deeper life lessons. What appears to be a treasure hunt for a hidden fortune becomes, instead, a reflection on wealth, work, and the value of humor in life. The journey is accompanied by engaging dialogue, suspenseful twists, and the timeless satisfaction of Holmes’s analytical prowess.

Transcript

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What's that, Watson? No, I merely asked if you'd like a final cup of coffee.

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I presumed you'd finished your breakfast.

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Oh, oh, no, no, thank you. I've had enough. A busy day today. Yes.

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This has been one of the worst winters I can recall. Never seen so many cases of bronchitis and influenza. These terrible fogs. Oh, wrap up well when you go out, Holmes.

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I shan't be going out. I've got a lot of bookkeeping to do. I hate it and everything involved with money and finance, but, well, the time has come and it must be faced.

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Excuse me for interrupting, Mr. Holmes, but there's a message here for you. And Mr. Samuel Wise left it very early this morning. A pawnbroker, he said he was. We present the stories of Sherlock Holmes. Tonight, an item of cartography.

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Sherlock Holmes.

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Finances had always been a mystery to me. I knew that upon occasions he'd been rewarded for his most remarkable talents by princes and heads of state most handsomely. Yet more often than not, he'd solved a crime that baffled Scotland Yard without apparently receiving a penny. Could he be in need of money? Surely he'd confide in me, his oldest friend. He'd not resort to pawning his possessions. Surely not.

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No, no, Watson, I can read your mind. My affairs are not in such a parlor state. This notice from Samuel Wythe, the pawnbroker in Great Titchfield Street. He asked if it'll be convenient to call and see me this evening. His wife shall write a note selling him to be here after 8 o' clock when his business closes. A pawnbroker here?

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Holmes? You know the man?

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Oh, yes, extremely well. There have been times when I've been able to help him out of trouble. Remember the curious case of the Blind Madonna? He's cooperated well with me too. It's surprising the number of people a pawnbroker gets to know, Watson. Wise Fingers, as he's affectionately known in underworld circles, is a Valuable between man. Not as an informer mark you, but as a man who prides himself on helping others.

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I shouldn't think a man of such altruistic principles would become a pawnbroker. Sir, I have a patient in Belsize park who'll be my first call of.

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The morning and from there I'll be.

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Making my way to Oxford Circus.

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Should you wish I can easily drop.

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Your reply at the pawnbroker's premises in Great Titchfield street as I'll be passing that way.

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No thank you Watson, that's extremely kind of you. I shall write it immediately.

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I did as Holmes requested, merely dropping.

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The note into the letterbox of the.

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Door under the pawnbroker's sign and went about my duties in cold fog bound London. Inevitably everything was slowed down and by the time I'd completed my day's calls it was far later than usual. I lit myself into our rooms at Baker street with notions of a quiet peaceful evening. I heard laughter and realized that we were not alone.

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Ah, come in Boston, come in. Ah, good evening. Yes, I don't think you've met Mr. Wise Fingers. This is my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson. How do you do?

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Oh you won't know the likes of me but I've heard a great deal about you. Doctor. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

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Do take off your cape and coat, get yourself near the fire. Watson, Allow me to pour you a warming drink.

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Oh thank you, I'd appreciate that.

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Ophelia was just about to tell me the reason for his visit. Watson, I thought we'd wait until you were present to witness it all. You know how I always rely upon you to give me an opinion.

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Thank you, but I fear I may be intruding. The more the merry a fellow. But I think I should say straight away, Mr. Holmes that this has nothing to do with any crime, at least as far as I know. It happens.

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Well now pour yourself another drink, Fingers. Sit down again and now that Watson is comfortable tell us what brings you to see us.

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Well it was on a Tuesday, about three weeks ago. The bell of the shop door tinkled and a well dressed but rather pale young man entered. Yes sir, what can I do for you? I wish to get some money on this antique map. Could you? I, I mean that is, will you value it? Well this looks quite valuable. Oh, here's a date. Yes, it's 18th century, beautifully worked. It's a privately commissioned map of the Greek island of Idra. You see here the name of the artist, Francois Ludin. It's an extremely rare specimen and it must be worth a lot of money. Here, look at the carefully worked decorations around the edges. Old maps are not really up my street, if you pard the expression, sir. Why not take it to the antique booksellers in Bond Street? Oh, because I don't want to part with it. But just at present I need some money, as you can judge from my appearance. Let me have £5 on the map until I can redeem it. £5 is a lot of money. The map isn't worth it. Oh, but it is. It's very rare. And louder is a famous name. It must be worth well over a hundred pounds. Oh, if that's so, why not sell it? I don't want a part of it. Give me five pounds. Four. Four pounds ten shillings. Four.

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Oh, very well, four.

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I'll write out the ticket. Now let's see. Number 71. You can redeem the map whenever you like. Six percent interest. Name and address. Robert Beecham, 3200 Streets, Maida Vale. Robert Beecham, Bridge Street, Maidavio. There you are, sir. £4 in gold. Thank you. Thank you very much. Do take care of the map. I'll take it back whenever I can. Good day to you. Much obliged. Well, the young man left me, Mr. Holmes, and I placed the map away in a drawer thinking much about it until yesterday when out of the fog the door opens and in comes the most vulgar creatures I've seen in many a day. Elderly and coarsely spoken. Seemed very excited. He put a pawn ticket on the counter in front of me and the number on the ticket was 71. Give me that map. This ticket is for in quick now. Oh, let me see. Oh yes, I can remember this now. That old map. It was entered in here by Mr. Robert Beecham. You come for me? That's right. Here's the money with the interest. Where's the map? Is Mr. Beecher mill? Why didn't he come here himself? What's that going to do? Here's the second year's money to hand over the map I'm redeeming. No, no, I can't do that. That map's valuable.

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I couldn't.

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I could get into trouble if I didn't let him redeem the map himself. I'm telling you, I come from him. You know he want that map and I'm sorry. If Mr. Beecher middle. Then tell him I'll bring the map to him. If he isn't ill then he must come to me. Now you may as well clear out. You can't have the map, ticket or no ticket. So that's the close of the map. I'll call the police, I will. There's a police station not five minutes walk down the road. If you worry, you'll find a sergeant on duty, you haven't heard a lot of this. I'll get a map. I'll get it. I tell you, if it's a laughing, I yell. Well, now, as I say, I have a way of sensing when things are amiss. And I was sure they were a myth.

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So what did you do, Fingers?

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I shut up shop and I took a cab to Maida Vale. I was sure that young Mr. Beecham wanted me to hold on to that map. I expected him to be ill or to tell me that the men had robbed him of the ticket. But no, Mr. Holmes, he did nothing of the kind. I was surprised when he said, man's name is Victor Scribbon. I owe him money. I thought I might stop him pestering if I allowed him to redeem the map with his own money. Asking him to spend more on you. Are you going to give him the map? Of course not. I'm just going to let him look at it. The fact is that the map may be as valuable for the message it contains as it is for its artistic merit. Message?

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Yes.

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Fact is that the map belonged to my uncle Jack Beacham. Just before he died, he hid his money away and left a will which gives everything to the person who finds out where it is. Victor Scribbin worked for my uncle and has as much right to the fortune as anyone. Uncle Jack told me that the secret was contained in the map. Victor found this out and wants to study it himself. And you were gonna let him? I've studied that map. I've gone over it with a fine tooth comb and there's nothing there. No clue at all. If I let Victor try it, it might keep him quiet. You must be mad. Given an opportunity like that to that ruffian, what else could I do? I'll tell you exactly what you can do. Get the help of experts, my boy. Leave this to me. You're not to allow anyone to see that map until I've spoken to my friend Sherlock Holmes. Call him as soon as I can and I'll let you know his advice. But until then, I'm holding onto the map. And no one is going to even have a butcher's etiquette, is that I'm the stool and. Well, that's the position, Mr. Holmes. That's the story.

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Quite remarkable. Don't you think so, Watson?

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Yes, indeed. What we do now?

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Well, let's see that map, Fingers. You brought it with you?

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It's on the sofa in my bag. I'll get it out.

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Good. Now you want my advice?

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Of course.

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Well, leave the map with me. Get in touch with young Robert Beecham and tell him to come over here tomorrow morning at 10 o'.

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Clock.

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If there is a message regarding his uncle's fortune contained in that map, we shall find it together.

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Well, yes, yes, of course, as you say.

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But although you do concern yourself the well being of others, you also have to live. If there is any money found, you will have some reward. If there is any money. Is that it, Fingers?

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Well, my interest is 6%, as you know. Sounds fair enough, don't you think? Let's 6% and I'll do everything you say. How's that, Mr. Holmes?

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It was typical of Sherlock Holmes that.

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After Fingers Wise left, he did not study the map at all. He simply locked it at the center drawer of his large desk. Until he gained all the facts from the owner of the map. He was not prepared to investigate the matter. The next day the fog had lifted and for the first time in over a week a glow of yellow light showed through the low clouds. Holmes was engrossed in the morning paper when. There's a young gentleman here, Mr. Holmes. Says his name is Beecham. Shall I show him through?

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Yes, please.

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Mr. Hudson, shall I drink some more coffee?

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Perhaps a little later. Thank you, Mrs. Hudson.

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Very well, I'll. I'll show the gentleman through. Robert Beecham was exactly as Fingers Wise had described him, shabby but personable. He wasted no time and came straight to the point. What Mr. Wise has told you is quite true, Mr. Holmes. There is a secret in that map that means money. I have been unable to find it. Perhaps with your help.

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Well, first give me all the facts. Tell me the whole story of your Uncle Jack and this strange will.

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Uncle Jack died six months ago at the age of 70. In his early days he had led a roving life. And 10 years ago he came home with a fortune from the West Indies.

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How much fortune?

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That's the odd part. Nobody ever knew the amount of his wealth for he was a secretive old fellow who confided in no one. He bought a place of his own in Woking. Just a small cottage big enough for his needs, with a garden of which he was very fond. His only great luxury was collecting old books and antique maps. He had an extensive collection.

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Where is it now?

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Sold along the house and the land? A man in the city claimed the estate and sold it.

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Creditor? What about the fortune?

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Well, Uncle Jack was miser. Everybody knew it. All he gave me was the map. A valuable item. It was an unusual gesture of generosity.

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Well, tell me all about it. How he came to give it to you.

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You came to see me because you think I'll give you money? Is that it, Robert? No, not really, Uncle. I am hard up. I still want to complete my studies, but if necessary, I can get a job. Seems a pity, though, to have to do so now. Never mind. Pity didn't have anything to do with hard work. It's leisure that harms folk. To be rich is to be idle, and to be idle is to waste one's mind. That may be true, uncle, but these days it costs money to educate oneself. I can't learn without being given the right tools. You went abroad to make your fortune. I have to study to pass examination. Examination? Pass a set of questions. That's not education. Then what is? Life. That's what's education, my boy. Going to school, learning your sums. That's nothing to compare with getting out into the world and finding out the facts for yourself. I educated myself and I can tell you it was quite a task. And you know the chief lesson that I learned? What? That it is all one big, huge joke. Nothing matters much except having a sense of humor. It's all a joke. I don't think I find life very amusing at the moment. Well, you will. Look, I'd like to help you out, but I'll not be giving you any money. I'll give you something, though, of rare importance. I've got it here on the shelf under this window lid here. Yeah, this is for you, laddie. What is it? A map? Aye, and a rarin. And valuable too, but not sure what it is. What's hidden within. When I die, that map will tell you all. Just read my will and study that map and we'll see who has the last laugh about my life. Yes, it is. It's all a joke. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI Powered all in one podcast platform.

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Very well. Let us start by putting it out carefully on this table. Now, Watson, come down here so you can get a good close look.

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Holmes used his powerful magnifying glass that made no comment as we all studied the map, section by section. Not one pen or pencil mark marred the creamy surface. There was no hint that betrayed the.

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Secret of the hidden money.

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Finally, Robert Beecham leaned back in his chair and sighed. There you are, you see, there's nothing.

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Nothing visible. And so you know my methods, Watson. If there's nothing visible and yet something is there, then what is the answer?

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This vinyl, Holmes. Something invisible, I suppose.

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Exactly. And what is more obvious than invisible ink? What precisely? You told me two things about your uncle. One, that he was a mither, and the other, that he thought life was a huge joke, was a practical joke of what is more likely than the use of invisible ink?

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Lemon juice.

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That could well be one message of.

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Lemon juice we can discover simply by using heat. But what do you say, Robert? Well, it's worth a try. Well, there's a good fire burning in the grate.

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Wait. We must proceed carefully.

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By Jove, Holmes. A flat iron. You had a flat iron by the fire all the time. You knew that this is how we'd find out the secret.

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Another reasonable deduction. This is purely a question of reasoning. Now, let's get to work. Now, here is a thick velvet pad upon which we place the map first. Pass me that sheet of brown paper, Watson.

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There.

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There it is on the left. All right. Now place the paper over the top section of the map first. Now I press the flat iron on there. Now, let's see.

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Nothing there.

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Nothing at all. Very well. Let's place the brown paper over the lower section of the map. Let me take the iron to that section. Now, let's see.

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Something is this. Look, it's coming up. Yes, look, look. A name. Printed in the bay there. Under it, a series of numbers. What does it say? Can you read the numbers? It says 45, 74, 69.

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And the name there, underlined.

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Theo La Darkis.

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Does the name Theodakis mean anything to you?

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No, not a thing. It is evidently a Greek name. I have not even traveled to Greece.

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It doesn't seem to have much bearing on anything. Now, what about the numbers? Let's see, spaced out in twos. 45, 74, 69. Could be a date. Let's see. 9 of 11 of 1518 15. How old was your uncle when he died?

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He was 70. Yes, he was born in 1815. This looks like the date of his birth. Yes, it must be 9th of November 1850.

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Date of birth and a Greek name. This property of your uncle's at Woking, has it been occupied yet?

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Not as far as I know. It's still deserted. Why?

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Because it is there that we must take up the case again.

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You have formed an opinion, what is it?

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All in good time, my friend. I think we can take a train from Waterloo which will get us down there this afternoon. Oh and yes, bring the map, won't you Robert?

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The cottage of Woking was small and neglected. It was set at the end of a square piece of ground that held a number of trees. Fruit trees were unpruned and the flowers grew wild with color among the tall grass. The centre of the garden was a.

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Large oak tree underneath which was an.

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Old wooden bench, a peaceful spot in which to read on mild days. It was certainly desolate now, although not quite deserted, for there under an apple tree was a man with a spade in his hand. He stopped digging and turned when he saw us. Victor Scriven, what are you doing here? What we be shiver? I might ask you and the other two gentlemen who are with you, what are you doing here? Well this gentleman is Sherlock Holmes of famous detectives. He thinks he can find my uncle's treasure for me and I'm here digging every foot in his garden till I find the money. Worked a lifetime for him or he didn't got nothing for a lifetime service. Oh my, I deserve to find the money even if I have to dead for a month.

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I think that would be rather a wasted effort. I think this will provide the answer.

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Well that.

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Yes. Now let me explain. It's cheaply a matter of numbers. Watson. Give me the numbers we've gathered together.

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Well I'll give them to you Mr. Holmes. 45, 74, 69.

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Right. And now Robert, the name printed in the bay.

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Yes, Theo La Dakis.

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Right. Now take the fourth letter of the name. It's O.

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Now the fifth L. Oh I see. That is the method. The seventh is D. Four is O. The sixth is A. The ninth is K, which gives us.

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Quite simply old oak.

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Then that's enough for me. That's where I'll be digging. No, no, wait.

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No, no, no, let him, let him go ahead and dig. If he finds anything, if he finds anything we can quite easily prove that it belongs to you. Just let him dig.

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Old Victor Scribbin started digging. He was digging furiously for two aisles at the base of the old oak tree until he eventually found what we were all waiting for. A large tin box was raised to the surface. Chuckling and gloating, Victor forced it open. We all expected to see gold coins spill out onto the damp earth. But instead, a piece of paper. Allow me to whoever finds this. When I returned to England, everyone thought I was so wealthy. They were wrong. I had just enough to lease this land and the cottage for as long as I thought I should live. There is no money, no reward. Tis better to be thought rich than to be rich. It's all a joke. A colossal joke. Nothing. Nothing, sir. I'm penniless, after all.

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Not exactly. You have the map. That's the start. A beginning on which to build your own fortune. I must admit, I'm not at all surprised by this. A wealthy miser with a sense of humor. As a man I've yet to meet. Human nature is very strange, don't you think?

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