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Harry Bartel
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Sherlock Holmes
Good evening, doctor.
Dr. Watson
Good evening, Mr. Bartel. Draw up your usual chair and make yourself at home. How about a glass of sherry?
Harry Bartel
That'd be very nice. All ready for tonight's story, Doctor?
Dr. Watson
Yes, my boy? Here. Here's your sherry.
Harry Bartel
Thank you, sir.
Dr. Watson
My story begins on a June night in 1889. My wife and I had spent a quiet evening at home. I remember it was just about the hour that a man gives his first yawn and glances at the clock when the tranquility of the scene was broken by the discordant jangling of our front doorbell.
Harry Bartel
An emergency call for you, I suppose, doctor?
Dr. Watson
Not exactly, Mr. Bartel. It turned out to be a certain Mrs. Isa Whitney, an old friend of my wife's who'd come to us in trouble. Her husband, she told us, had been missing for 48 hours. And knowing him to be the victim of the shocking habit of taking opium, she was convinced that he was lying, drugged and stupefied in some foul den amid the London waterfronts.
Harry Bartel
And I suppose you went out to try to find him?
Dr. Watson
Yes, Mr. Bartel. I did. She told me that her husband had mentioned frequenting a place called the Bar of Gold in Upper Swandam Lane, so naturally that's where I began my search. I quickly located it and after ordering my cab to wait, I entered the place. A strange sight met my eyes. Through the smoke ridden gloom I could catch a glimpse of bodies lying in strange fantastic poses as they smoked the pipes of death. Most of the unhappy creatures lay silently, but some muttered to themselves and others talked together in strange low monotonous voices, their conversation coming in gushes and then trailing off into silence, each mumbling his own thoughts and paying little attention or heed to the words of his neighbor. As I entered an attendant hurried up to me with an opium pipe and a supply of the drug and beckoned me to an empty.
Sherlock Holmes
Master may lie here.
Dr. Watson
I haven't come to stay here, my good man. I'm looking for a friend, Mr. Isa Whitney.
Sherlock Holmes
No one by that name here, master.
Dr. Watson
Well, I'm going to search this place just the same.
Inspector Bradstreet
Please not to make trouble.
Dr. Watson
Master
Neville St. Clair
Watson?
Dr. Watson
Is that you Watson? Whitney. Thank heavens I've found you man.
Sherlock Holmes
What time is it?
Dr. Watson
It's nearly 11 of what day? What day? Friday, June 19th.
Sherlock Holmes
Good Lord, I thought it was Wednesday. It is Wednesday. You're trying to confuse me.
Dr. Watson
I tell you it's Friday. Your wife has been waiting two days for you. You're mixed up on your dates, Watson. I've only been here a few hours.
Sherlock Holmes
Three pipes, four pipes, I forget how many. I'll go home with you.
Hugh Boone
Here, I'll give you a hand.
Dr. Watson
Sit. I have a cab waiting.
Harry Bartel
I must owe some money.
Sherlock Holmes
Will you settle up for me?
Dr. Watson
Yes, of course. Here, wait here for me. Stop calling at my steam, my good fellow. Who are you and what do you want? A word in your ear, please.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh very well.
Dr. Watson
What is it?
Sherlock Holmes
Get rid of your friend and join me outside. Holmes, what on earth are you doing here in the stand your cab waiting?
Dr. Watson
Yes.
Sherlock Holmes
Then please use it to send your befuddled friend home in. And if you feel up to it, I should also recommend that you send a note to the cabman telling your wife that you have thrown in your lot with me. I'd be exceedingly glad to have a little talk with you.
Dr. Watson
Yes, of course, Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Spend it, then conclude your business. Here old chap, I'll meet you outside in about 10 minutes.
Dr. Watson
Where on earth is he? It's, it's nearly. Is that you Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes Watson, it's me.
Dr. Watson
Your disguise is wonderful. I'd never recognized you if you haven't spoke to me just now.
Sherlock Holmes
Disposed of your friend? Yes, yes, good, splendid. Let's start walking. I have a horse and chap waiting for me in the next street.
Dr. Watson
What on earth were you doing in the Bar of Gold, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Trying to get news of a missing man. You Simon? I'm in the midst of a very remarkable inquiry and I'd hope to get a clue from the incoherent ramblings of those poor devils back there. Ah, there's the horse and trap under the street lamp on the corner. You'll come with me Watson.
Dr. Watson
Yes, of course, if I can be of any use.
Sherlock Holmes
A trusty comrade is always of use. My room at The Cedars has two beds in it.
Dr. Watson
The Cedars?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, that's Mr. Neville St. Clair's house and our present destination? It's near Lee in Kent, about seven miles from here. I'm using it as a headquarters while I conduct my inquiries.
Harry Bartel
Evening Mr. Holmes.
Dr. Watson
Everything all right?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes thank you John. Get in Watson. Right John, I shan't need you anymore tonight. John, here's half a crown for you. Look out for me tomorrow about 11.
Harry Bartel
Right you are Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Good night gentlemen. Good night John. Go on, get up.
Dr. Watson
Well Holmes, if we have a seven mile drive ahead of us perhaps you'll tell me about the case that you're working on.
Sherlock Holmes
With pleasure, old chap. But first take the reins for a few minutes will you? I want to remove my makeup and take off my wig and be comfortable. After that I'll tell you why. We are headed for the Kentish countryside at this hour of the night. Watson, you have a grand gift of silence. It makes you invaluable as a companion. We've driven four miles and you haven't uttered a word.
Dr. Watson
It wasn't easy Holmes. I've been dying to question you but I could see that you were preoccupied.
Sherlock Holmes
Then I shall reward you with a clear and concise statement of my problem. Mr. Neville St Clair, aged 37, the father of two children and an affectionate husband is missing. He left his house at the Cedars near Lee, our present destination. Last Monday.
Dr. Watson
Four days ago, eh?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes. Now why should an affectionate husband of a happy father disappear?
Dr. Watson
Any, any money trouble?
Sherlock Holmes
No, I think not. His entire debts at the moment amount to £88 while he has £220 standing to his credit at the Capitol and Counties Bank.
Dr. Watson
Who was the last person to see him on Monday?
Sherlock Holmes
His wife. But let me tell you the story. He left his house for London rather earlier than usual.
Dr. Watson
He was a businessman then?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, he has an interest in several companies in London, but his wife doesn't know exactly what he does. But to continue he left for London saying that he would bring his little boy home a box of toy bricks. Now by the merest chance his wife received a telegram shortly after his departure saying that a parcel of considerable value was waiting for her at the offices of the Aberdeen Shipping Company.
Dr. Watson
Aberdeen Shipping? Why are their offices in Fresno Street? I drove by them tonight.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly. And Fresno street branches out of Upper Swandam Lane where the Bar of Gold is situated.
Dr. Watson
Now I'm beginning to understand. Go on, holmes, go on.
Sherlock Holmes
Mrs. St Clair took a train for London and at exactly 4:35 on Monday last found herself walking past the Bar of Gold. Suddenly she heard a cry and looking up, was horrified to see her husband beckoning to her from a second story window.
Dr. Watson
Great Scott. Was he a prisoner or was he there of his own free will, do you suppose?
Sherlock Holmes
Undoubtedly he was a prisoner. The window was open and she distinctly saw his face which she described as being terribly agitated.
Dr. Watson
Really?
Sherlock Holmes
He waved his hand to her frantically and then vanished from the window so suddenly that it seemed to her that he had been dragged back by some irresistible force from behind.
Dr. Watson
It's just me.
Sherlock Holmes
One singular point which struck her quick feminine eye was that although he wore the coat he had left for London in, he wore neither collar nor tie.
Dr. Watson
Well, what did she do?
Sherlock Holmes
Rushed down the steps into the Bar of Gold and attempted to go up the staircase leading to the second floor.
Dr. Watson
I suppose that Oriental fellow that I talked to tonight stopped her.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly. In fact he pushed her out of the door and slammed it after her. She rushed down the lane and a few moments later was lucky enough to meet a sergeant and two constables.
Dr. Watson
She took them back with her to the Bar of Gold. Of course.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes. They went with her to the room in which Neville St. Clair had last been seen. Of course there was no sign of him. In fact, on the whole floor there was no one to be found except a hideous deformed beggar who seemed to live there. From what Mrs. St. Clair told me, it appears that the sergeant conducted the examination quite intelligently.
Sergeant
You saw your asthma at this window, Mrs. St. Clair?
Mrs. Sinclair
I'm positive, Sergeant.
Sergeant
And Alaska swears no one's been upstairs this afternoon. He's probably lying, but let's see what this crippled fellow has to say for himself.
Dr. Watson
Here you.
Hugh Boone
What do you want with me? I ain't done not.
Sergeant
You heard what this lady said. Did you see her husband go in this room a few minutes ago?
Hugh Boone
I didn't see nobody and I've been here all the afternoon.
Sergeant
You live here?
Dr. Watson
Yes.
Sergeant
And you swear on oath that no one's been in this room for the last few hours?
Hugh Boone
Yes, I do.
Sergeant
Mrs. Sinclair, I know that you think you saw your husband, but don't you suppose.
Sherlock Holmes
Look.
Mrs. Sinclair
Look on the table.
Sergeant
Just a wooden box, mum.
Mrs. Sinclair
But I know what's inside it. There, see?
Sergeant
It's a lot of wooden bricks. Like kids paper.
Mrs. Sinclair
My husband came to London today especially to buy them for our son. You can't disbelieve me now, Sergeant.
Sergeant
Don't think I can, mama. Take another look round. Where does this door lead?
Dr. Watson
To my bedroom.
Hugh Boone
You won't find nothing in there.
Sergeant
Oh, we'll look just the same.
Neville St. Clair
Hello.
Sergeant
There's blood stains on this window ledge. Fresh blood stains. How do you account for that?
Hugh Boone
Well, I don't know nothing about it.
Sergeant
And the window overlooks the river. Just where the water's good and deep too. Nice place to tip a body out. Here, come here you.
Hugh Boone
Yeah, I ain't done nothing.
Sergeant
You got blood stains on your right sleeve. What do you got to say about that?
Hugh Boone
Well, I cut my finger, see, and
Sherlock Holmes
then I went and opened the window later.
Hugh Boone
That's how the blood got there.
Sergeant
Don't you think I was born yesterday? Let's have a look in this chest of drawers.
Sherlock Holmes
Hello.
Sergeant
Hello. Whose clothes are these? Pair of trousers, socks, shoes, hat. Everything except the coat, eh? Mrs. Sinclair, will you come in here please?
Mrs. Sinclair
Mum. What have you found, Sergeant?
Sergeant
These clothes, are they your husbands?
Dr. Watson
Mum?
Mrs. Sinclair
Yes. Yes they are. What's happened to him, Sergeant?
Sergeant
I'm afraid he's met with foul play, Mum. And this man knows what happened and he won't talk.
Hugh Boone
I don't know nothing I tell you.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't you?
Sergeant
Well, I arrest you in the name
Dr. Watson
of the law and I warn you that anything you say.
Sherlock Holmes
And Sir Watson, the sergeant arrested this crippled beggar.
Dr. Watson
Oh, I'm not surprised. What have they been able to find out about him?
Hugh Boone
Surprisingly little.
Sherlock Holmes
His name is Hugh Boone and he's a professional beggar. Quite a successful one I gather. His pathetic appearance attracts great sympathy. There's a shock of orange hair and a pale face that is disfigured by a horrible scar which has twisted the outer edge of his upper lip.
Dr. Watson
He was the last man to see Nevelson Kerr alive, eh?
Sherlock Holmes
So it would seem. The Laska downstairs has been cross examined relentlessly. But he that he has no knowledge of the crime.
Dr. Watson
Have there been any any further divers?
Sherlock Holmes
Oh yes, old chap. Yes indeed there have. The Ebbing tide gave a fresh clue.
Dr. Watson
You mean Sinclair's body was washed out?
Sherlock Holmes
No, his coat. What with every pocket stuffed with pennies and halfpennies.421 pennies and270 half pennies to be exact. There's no wonder that it had not been swept away by the tide.
Dr. Watson
But a human body was a different matter.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, there's a strong eddy between the house and the wharf. It seems likely that the weighted coat had remained when the stripped body had been carried away into the river.
Dr. Watson
The other clothes were found in the room. Why would the body be dressed in a coat alone?
Sherlock Holmes
We can only summarize old chap. But supposing that this man Boone had thrust Neville Sinclair through the window and into the river, what would he do then?
Dr. Watson
Try and dispose of the tell tale garments?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, that would be logical wouldn't it? He would seize the coat and be in the act of throwing it out of the window when it would occur to him that it would float and not sink.
Dr. Watson
So he loaded the pockets with coins to make it sink.
Sherlock Holmes
Quite so. Of course it is. But he has little time for he has hurt the scuffle downstairs. When Mrs. St Clair tried to force her way up he only succeeded in getting as far as throwing the coat out when the police arrived on the scene.
Dr. Watson
Well that seems perfectly feasible.
Sherlock Holmes
Well it'll do as a working hypothesis anyway.
Dr. Watson
Neville St. Clair disappeared on Monday and yet we still don't know what he was doing in the opium den, what happened to him when he got there or where he is now.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, what Hugh Boone, the beggar with a twisted lip had to do with his disappearance. Now here we are at our destination.
Mrs. Sinclair
Hello.
Dr. Watson
There's a light burning. Mrs. Sinclair must be waiting up for you.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, poor woman. I hate to return here with no news of her husband. But she's being brave Watson, extremely brave. We must do everything we can to comfort her.
Mrs. Sinclair
Doctor Watson, I'm so grateful that you were able to come down and help your friend.
Dr. Watson
Oh I only hope that I can be of some help Mrs. Sinclair.
Mrs. Sinclair
I see that you have no good news for me Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
I'm afraid not, no.
Mrs. Sinclair
Bad?
Sherlock Holmes
No.
Mrs. Sinclair
Thank heaven for that. Mr. Holmes, tell me honestly, do you think that Neville is still alive? Well I frankly no.
Sherlock Holmes
Frankly then I don't.
Mrs. Sinclair
You think he's murdered?
Sherlock Holmes
I don't say that but perhaps you say.
Mrs. Sinclair
And on what day did he meet his death?
Sherlock Holmes
On Monday.
Mrs. Sinclair
Then perhaps Mr. Holmes you can explain how I received a letter from him today.
Sherlock Holmes
What?
Dr. Watson
Where is the letter madam?
Sherlock Holmes
Here, let Me see it. This is very crude writing on the envelope. Surely it's not your husband's hand.
Mrs. Sinclair
No, but the writing in the letter is.
Sherlock Holmes
Uh huh. This letter contained an enclosure.
Mrs. Sinclair
Yes, there was a ring. His signet ring.
Dr. Watson
What does the letter say, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Dearest, do not be frightened.
Harry Bartel
All will come.
Sherlock Holmes
Well, there is a huge error which it may take some little time to rectify. Wait in patience. And it's signed Neville, written in pencil on the fly leaf of a notebook. No watermark. Posted today in Gravesend by a man with a dirty thumb. The flap has been gummed, if I'm not mistaken, by a man who has been chewing tobacco.
Mrs. Sinclair
My husband must be alive. Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
This might be a clever forgery to put us off, put us off the track.
Mrs. Sinclair
But the signet ring.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, it may have been taken from him.
Dr. Watson
But the handwriting and then the postmark
Sherlock Holmes
might have been written on Monday and only posted today.
Mrs. Sinclair
I won't be discouraged, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
I have no wish to discourage you. I'm just trying to be practical. If your husband is alive and able to write letters, why should he remain away from you?
Mrs. Sinclair
I. I can't imagine.
Dr. Watson
He made no special remarks before leaving on Monday?
Mrs. Sinclair
No, none. Except to say that he was going to buy the wooden blocks.
Sherlock Holmes
When you saw him at the Bar of Gold in Swandam Lane. Was the window open?
Mrs. Sinclair
Yes.
Sherlock Holmes
Then he might have called you.
Mrs. Sinclair
He might.
Sherlock Holmes
As I understand it, he gave an inarticulate cry. A call for help you thought? Yes.
Mrs. Sinclair
He waved his hands but it might
Sherlock Holmes
have been a cry of surprise, Astonishment at the unexpected sight of you. Might have caused him to throw up his hands.
Mrs. Sinclair
I suppose so.
Sherlock Holmes
And you thought that he was pulled back from the window?
Mrs. Sinclair
Yes. Because he disappeared so abruptly he might
Sherlock Holmes
have leaped back Monday.
Mrs. Sinclair
He might have, though I can't think why.
Sherlock Holmes
One last question. Had your husband error shown signs of taking opium?
Mrs. Sinclair
No, never, Mr. Holmes. I'm certain the idea would have revolted him.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you, Mrs. Sinclair. Those were the principal points I wanted to be clear on. And now, Watson, I suggest we retire for the night. We may have a busy day ahead of us tomorrow.
Mrs. Sinclair
I hope you both sleep well. Good night, Mr. Holmes. Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Good night, Mrs. And turn.
Sherlock Holmes
Keep up your courage. Good night, Mrs. Sinclair. We must hope for the best. The clouds seem lighter, though I should not venture to say that danger is over.
Harry Bartel
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Dr. Watson
I did Mr. Bartel. But Holmes made no attempt to sleep. As soon as we retired upstairs he donned a blue silk dressing gown and then wandered about the room collecting pillows from his bed and cushions from the sofa and the armchairs. With these he constructed a sort of Eastern divan on which he pursed himself cross legged with an ounce of shag tobacco and a box of matches laid out in front of him.
Harry Bartel
He was all set for a session of thinking I guess.
Dr. Watson
Yes my boy. In the dim light of the lamp I saw him sitting there, an old briar pipe clenched in his teeth. His eyes fixed vacantly on a corner of the ceiling. The blue smoke curling up from him, silent, motionless. So he sat as I dropped off to sleep. And so he sat. When I wakened in the morning to find the summer sun shining into the room the pipe was still between his lips, the smoke still curled upward and the room was full of a dense tobacco haze. But nothing remained of the heap of shag which I had seen on the previous night.
Sherlock Holmes
Watson? Awake. Watson?
Dr. Watson
What time is it?
Sherlock Holmes
20 minutes past four.
Dr. Watson
Lord. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
You haven't been to bed old chap. I had to think. I couldn't allow my brain the luxury of sleeping. You game for a morning drive?
Dr. Watson
Certainly. I'll get rest.
Sherlock Holmes
Good. No I'm stirring yet but I know where the stable boy sleeps. I'll have the horse and trap up in no time at all.
Dr. Watson
Where are we going?
Sherlock Holmes
To prison to visit Hugh Boone, the man with a twisted lip.
Dr. Watson
Oh Monsieur, you're unusually excited. What's on your mind?
Sherlock Holmes
I want to test a little theory. I think Watson, that you are now standing in the presence of one of the most absolute fools in Europe. I deserve to be kicked from here to Charing Cross but I think I have the key to the affair.
Dr. Watson
Oh, where is it?
Sherlock Holmes
In the bathroom.
Dr. Watson
You're joking Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
No, I've just been there and removed it. It's in my coat pocket. Now hurry and get dressed old chap. Then we'll drive over to the prison and see whether my key fits the loc. Well. Good morning Mr. Holmes, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Good morning. I'll say good morning.
Sherlock Holmes
You're a couple of early birds and no mistake. Yes Constable? We are searching for the proverbial worm. Who's on duty? Inspector Bright street sir. Oh, oh here he is now. Good morning Bradstreet.
Inspector Bradstreet
Oh hello Mr. Holmes. Good morning Doctor.
Dr. Watson
Good morning Inspector.
Inspector Bradstreet
What can I do for you gentlemen?
Sherlock Holmes
We called about Hugh Boone, the beggar man who is charged with being concerned in the disappearance of Mr. Neville St. Clair. You have him here?
Inspector Bradstreet
Yes Mr. Holmes, he's in the cells. I'll take you to him. Follow me will you gentlemen?
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you.
Dr. Watson
What kind of a prisoner has he been Inspector?
Inspector Bradstreet
Oh he hasn't given us any trouble but he's a dirty devil. It's as much as we can do to make him wash his hands. His face is as black as a
Sherlock Holmes
tinker's though he has an aversion to washing. Has he?
Inspector Bradstreet
Yes Mr. Holmes. Well once his case has been settled he'll have a regular prison bath and when you see him I think you'll agree with me that he needs it. Well here we are. This is his cell. He's still asleep.
Dr. Watson
Good Lord, what a filthy repulsive we're looking for.
Inspector Bradstreet
Yes, he's a beauty isn't he?
Sherlock Holmes
Want to go in Mr. Holmes? Please inspect her.
Dr. Watson
Well he certainly needs a wash.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, I had an idea that he might. That's why I brought this sponge along in my pocket.
Dr. Watson
Oh, so that was the key that you found in the bathroom.
Inspector Bradstreet
You're a funny one Mr. Holmes, and no mistake. What did you bring a sponge along for?
Sherlock Holmes
I'll show you. Is there any water in this cell?
Inspector Bradstreet
In the jug on the table there.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, yes, I soak the sponge in the water so and then applied to the prisoner's face so
Dr. Watson
great Scottish complexion's three shades lighter underneath and the scar on his lip has disappeared.
Hugh Boone
What are you doing to me now?
Sherlock Holmes
A tug on this mop of red hair and I think we'll find it's a wig. Yes, come on. That's right. Ah, let me introduce you to Mr. Neville St. Clair of Lee in the county of Kent.
Inspector Bradstreet
Good Lord, Mr. Holmes, it's the missing man all right. I recognize him from the photographs all right.
Neville St. Clair
I'm Neville Sinclair. What am I charged with?
Inspector Bradstreet
With making away with Mr. Neville Sa. Oh no, you, you can't be charged with that unless we make a case of attempted Suicide of it.
Neville St. Clair
Well since I'm the missing man then it's obvious that no crime has been committed and therefore I'm illegally detained.
Sherlock Holmes
No crime but a very great error has been committed. You would have done better to have trusted your wife.
Neville St. Clair
It wasn't only my wife, it was the children. I couldn't bear to have them know that their father was a common beggar. Now you've exposed me, what can I do?
Dr. Watson
Well if you leave it to court of law to clear this matter up sir, you can hardly avoid newspaper publicity. But if you're perfectly honest with us now I'm sure that the inspector and Mr. Holmes won't be too hard on you.
Sherlock Holmes
No Mr. St. Clair. Inspector Bradstreet will, I'm sure make notes on the information that you give us and submit them to the proper authorities. But now sir, your story please. Why have you been posing as Hugh Boone, a crippled beggar with a twisted lip?
Neville St. Clair
Well it's a simple enough story. Some years ago I was a newspaper reporter. One day my editor wanted an article on begging in the London metropolis.
Dr. Watson
I suppose you thought the best way to get your facts was to disguise yourself as a beggar.
Neville St. Clair
Yes. I'd been an actor in my youth and it wasn't hard for me to adopt a convincing disguise. But that was the point where all my trouble started. On that first day I sat in the London streets I found to my amazement that I received no less than 26 shillings and fourpence.
Sherlock Holmes
Almost as much as your weekly salary as a reporter. Imagine. Yes Mr. Holmes.
Neville St. Clair
Well you can imagine how hard it was to settle down to arduous work at £2 a week when I knew that I could earn as much in a couple of days by smearing my face with paint, laying my cap on the ground and sitting still. Only one man knew my secret.
Sherlock Holmes
Alaska. At the bar of Golden Upper Swandam lane eh? Yes Mr. Holmes.
Neville St. Clair
Every morning I would emerge from there dressed as a beggar and in the evenings I'd return and transform myself into a well dressed man about town. The fellow was well paid for his rooms and I knew that my secret was safe in his possession.
Dr. Watson
When you got married you couldn't bring yourself to confide in your wife I suppose?
Neville St. Clair
No I couldn't. My wife knew that I had a business in the city. She little knew what?
Sherlock Holmes
When you saw your wife from the window last Monday you quickly changed back into the character of the beggar I suppose? Yes Mr. Holmes, of course.
Neville St. Clair
And then weighted my coat and threw
Sherlock Holmes
it into the river?
Neville St. Clair
Well I Don't think there's anything else I need explain, is there?
Sherlock Holmes
Gentlemen? One point. The signet ring that you sent your wife.
Neville St. Clair
Well, I knew that she'd be worrying so I gave it to the lascar at a moment when no constable was watching me. Together with a hastily scribbled note.
Dr. Watson
That note only reached her last night, Mr. Sinclair.
Neville St. Clair
Last night? Poor Catherine, What a dreadful week she must have spent.
Inspector Bradstreet
The police have been watching that lasker. He probably found it difficult to post the letter for you without being spotted.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, I would surmise he gave it to a sailor customer of his to post. A sailor who chewed tobacco and had a dirty thumb. Yes, I think all the ends are tied off very neatly. Now one last question, Mr. Sinclair. Have you ever been prosecuted for begging?
Neville St. Clair
Many times. But what was a fine to me?
Inspector Bradstreet
It's got to stop here and now, Mr. Sinclair. If the police had asked this thing up, there must be no more of
Neville St. Clair
you, Boone the beggar, I swear it.
Dr. Watson
You must tell your wife the truth at once. If you'd done that a long time ago you'd have saved both of yourselves a very great deal of misery.
Neville St. Clair
Sir, I shall tell her everything.
Inspector Bradstreet
Well, Mr. Holmes, we're very much obliged to you for having cleared this matter up. I wish I knew how you reached your results though.
Sherlock Holmes
Well, in this case, my dear Inspector, I, I reached them by sitting upon five pillows and consuming an ounce of shag tobacco. I only wish that all my problems might be solved so comfortably.
Harry Bartel
Well, Doctor, that was some story. Imagine arresting a man for committing a murder and then finding out that he's the fellow who's supposed to be dead.
Dr. Watson
It is a bit bewildering, isn't it?
Harry Bartel
You said it, boy. Being a detective sure has its surprises. Nothing like that ever happens to me.
Dr. Watson
Oh, come, come, come, come, come. One would believe to hear you talk that you lead a very uneventful life.
Harry Bartel
Oh, but I do, doctor, I do. Why, I never get any surprises. Look, I tell our friends that Petri wine is always good wine and what happens?
Dr. Watson
What does happen?
Harry Bartel
Everybody agrees it's good wine and that's that. Well, it's just got to be. After all, the Petrie family has been making wine for generations. Winemaking is their heritage. A heritage passed on down from father to son, from father to son, from generation to generation. The Petri family knows full well the art of turning luscious sun ripened grapes into fragrant, delicious wine. And because the making of Petri wine is a family affair, you can be sure that the name Petri on a bottle of wine really stands for something. It's your assurance that every drop of wine in that bottle is good wine. No matter what type wine you prefer. You'll never go wrong with a Petri wine because Petri took time to bring you good wine. Well, Dr. Watson, what new Sherlock Holmes adventure are you planning to tell us next week?
Dr. Watson
Well, now, let me see.
Sergeant
Next week.
Dr. Watson
Next week, Mr. Bartell, I'm going to tell you a weird story of violence and of sudden death that struck without warning. I call it the Strange Adventure, the Uneasy Easy Chair.
Harry Bartel
Tonight, Sherlock Holmes Adventure was adapted by Dennis Green and Anthony from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's story the man with the Twisted Lip. Music is by Dean Fostler. Mr. Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California, invite you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studios. This is Harry Bartel saying goodnight for the Petrie family.
Episode Overview
This classic old-time radio episode, presented by Choice Classic Radio, features Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes and Nigel Bruce as Dr. Watson in "The Man with the Twisted Lip." The story explores the mysterious disappearance of Neville St. Clair, a respectable family man, and Holmes' unravelling of a perplexing case involving double lives, deception, and the underbelly of Victorian London. The atmosphere is rich with suspense, keen deduction, and the charming interplay between Holmes and Watson, immersing listeners in the golden age of detective fiction.
Holmes's disguised entrance: (05:33)
"Your disguise is wonderful. I'd never recognized you if you hadn't spoke to me just now." – Watson
Discovery of the signet ring and the hope it brings: (15:15)
"Yes, there was a ring. His signet ring." – Mrs. Sinclair
Holmes's humorous final deduction method: (26:15)
"In this case, my dear Inspector, I, I reached them by sitting upon five pillows and consuming an ounce of shag tobacco." – Holmes
| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 02:11 | Dr. Watson meets Mrs. Isa Whitney | | 05:33 | Holmes reveals his disguise to Watson | | 07:20 | Holmes narrates the case facts | | 09:51 | Police investigate the opium den and suspect Boone | | 15:00 | Mrs. St. Clair presents letter from Neville | | 19:12 | Holmes’s nocturnal meditation | | 21:03 | Holmes and Watson arrive at the prison | | 22:16 | Holmes unmasks Hugh Boone as Neville St. Clair | | 23:40 | Neville confesses his double life | | 25:59 | Watson urges honesty with family | | 26:15 | Holmes’s whimsical explanation of his deduction |
The episode is imbued with Holmes’s keen, almost playful intellect, Watson’s warm empathy, and the period-appropriate dialogue of Victorian England. Sarcasm, dry wit, and earnest compassion stand alongside a sense of urgency and intrigue. The interplay between Holmes and Watson is affectionate and respectful, reflecting their enduring partnership.
This superb radio mystery delivers classic Sherlock Holmes atmosphere: clever deception, dramatic revelations, and the emotional stakes of secret lives. With distinctive period flavor, expert performances, and an ingenious plot twist, it’s a treasure from the golden age of radio drama, faithfully adapted from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s original story.