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Dr. Watson
Good evening, Mr. Bartel. Come over here and join me with a fire.
Narrator/Announcer
I didn't think it was cold enough for a fire tonight, Doctor.
Dr. Watson
I suppose it isn't, really, but there was one late, so I just couldn't resist putting a match to it.
Narrator/Announcer
Fire's a good accompaniment to storytelling anyway.
Dr. Watson
Yes, my boy, a fire and a glass of port. Care to join me in one?
Narrator/Announcer
Thanks, Doctor. So you're gonna tell us a sea story tonight?
Dr. Watson
Yes, Mr. Bartell. The whole adventure took place aboard a small steamer. As it plowed through the stormy seas of the Indian Ocean. Here's your glass, my boy.
Narrator/Announcer
Thanks. And what were you and the great Sherlock Holmes doing on the Indian Ocean, may I ask?
Dr. Watson
We're on our way to Calcutta to solve the case of the vanishing elephant of Par Bouti Pur.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, yes, the story you told us a few weeks ago.
Dr. Watson
That's quite right, my boy. It's in the summer of 1894 that we left Liverpool aboard the steamship Lucifer. It wasn't a large ship, and as both the Mediterranean and the Red Sea proved somewhat, shall we say, unfriendly. I may tell you, the first part of the voyage was quite unpleasant. In fact, until we left Aden, I'd spent most of the time in my cabin. I'm not much of a sailor, you know. However, as we headed eastward towards Colombo, the weather cleared up a bit and I came on desk and joined home. I remember on the second night out of Aden, we paced the decks together. The stars above us twinkled the promise of a bright tomorrow, and the faint tinkle of a piano being played in the passenger lounge formed a perfect setting for an evening stroll. It only seems like yesterday that Holmes said.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Watson, it's good to see you on your feet again.
Dr. Watson
Yes, it's good to be on him, Holmes. It's been a miserable trip for me so far.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
The captain told me tonight that we can expect good weather between here and Karavati, our next port of call.
Dr. Watson
I thought Colombo was the next stop. And where is Kavarvati? Whatever you call it anyway, I never heard of the place.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
It's a tiny island in the Indian Ocean. It's a British protectorate. Those were the only facts I was able to glean from the encyclopedia in the ship's library.
Dr. Watson
Did you ask the captain why we're stopping there? No.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
No, I didn't. As we are traveling incognito, I felt it wiser not to ask too many questions.
Dr. Watson
I find this incognito business something of a strain. Every time a Steward calls me Mr. Hamish, I can't think who on earth he's talking about.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Ah, well, as I find myself answering to Mr. Mycroft almost automatically. By the way, old chap, now that you're going to mix with the ship's passengers, I suggest that you adopt a Scotch accent. It would seem more appropriate for a Mr. Hamish. And I don't want anyone aboard to suspect our true identities.
Dr. Watson
I'll do my best, but I must say, Holmes, I think you're being unnecessary mysterious.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Possibly I've been influenced by reading too many of your rather florid stories of our adventures together.
Dr. Watson
My stories are not florid, they're all perfectly true.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Oh, don't be angry with me. Don't be angry, please. By the way, we. You'll be interested to know that I've unearthed a little mystery aboard this boat.
Dr. Watson
I trust you to do that. Where is she? I mean, what is it?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Oh, you observe that suite of cabins on the bridge deck above us.
Dr. Watson
Yeah, what about them?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Well, I've been watching them during my nightly strolls for the past two weeks. The suite is occupied and yet the blinds are never raised. I've never seen meals taken in there. I presume, therefore, that it must contain a private galley and a cook.
Dr. Watson
I Don't say anything mysterious about that. It's probably occupied by some wealthy invalid.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Possibly, possibly. Another interesting fact is that the occupants are not entered on the ship's passenger list.
Dr. Watson
All sounds very mysterious. There's probably a perfectly simple explanation for it. In any case, you must save your energies for the problem that awaits us in India. You're Mr. Mycroft now, remember that.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
I will, Mr. Hamish.
Dr. Watson
Mr. Mycroft.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Yes. Mr. Hamish.
Dr. Watson
Would you care to join me for.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Wee drop of brandy in the smoking room, Mr. Hamish? I shall be delighted.
Dr. Watson
Ah, this is excellent brandy.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Excellent. Watson, you notice that rather garrulous gentleman over there in the corner?
Dr. Watson
You mean the one at the table with the Oriental looking fellow?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Yes, the talkative man is the ship's doctor. But I haven't seen the other gentleman before on this voyage.
Dr. Watson
I wonder if he's an occupant of the mysterious suite on the bridge deck.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Let's go over and talk to him, shall we? And remember the accent, Mr. Hamish.
Dr. Harris
And so Verda, when we landed at Colombo, I decided to take Mrs. Abbott for a moonlight rickshaw drive through the cinnamon gardens. Did you gentlemen want to see me?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
If you'll excuse us, Dr. Harris. My friend Mr. Hamish and I were having a little argument and we thought that perhaps you might be able to settle it for us.
Rani of Cavarati
An argument?
Dr. Harris
Oh, I love a good argument. Sit down, gentlemen. This is Mr. Verder.
Verda (Chief Minister)
How do you do, gentlemen?
Dr. Watson
Good evening, sir. My name is Hamish and this is my friend Mr. Mycroft.
Verda (Chief Minister)
I'm so happy to meet you gentlemen.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
How do you know Mr. Verdder?
Dr. Harris
Now gentlemen, tell me what you're arguing about. Not a good argument.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
You see, it wasn't exactly an argument. My friend Mr. Hamish insists that the Suez Canal was built by a Dutchman in 1870. I'm convinced that it was built by de Lesseps, a Frenchman, in 1869. We. We thought you'd know.
Dr. Harris
You flatter me. I'm only a ship's doctor, not an historian. Ask Verde, he probably knows.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Can you settle the question for us, sir?
Verda (Chief Minister)
I can. My, Mr. Mycroft, you are almost correct. The canal was opened in 1869, though its construction began 10 years previously. De Lesseps, a French engineer, was in charge of the operation. There is a statue of him in Port Said harbor, built to commemorate his skill in enterprise.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Much obliged to you, Mr. Vera Hamish. I think that I win my bet.
Dr. Watson
My cough. I'm afraid you do. If you're sure of your facts, Mr. Werner.
Verda (Chief Minister)
I'm sufficiently sure of them, Mr. Hamish, to venture a small wager myself.
Dr. Watson
No, no, no. I think I'll not make any more bets on the subject. Pankey.
Verda (Chief Minister)
Well, gentlemen, if you will excuse me, I shall return to my cabin now.
Dr. Watson
Oh, don't go. No, no, no, don't go, sir. He'll make us feel as if he'd driven you away.
Verda (Chief Minister)
Not at all, Mr. Hamish. I enjoyed meeting you both. But I have some letters to write. Good evening, gentlemen.
Dr. Watson
He's a charming person.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Charming and extremely knowledgeable.
Dr. Harris
A bit of a bo, if you ask me. You two fellas enjoyed the trip?
Dr. Watson
I'm just beginning to. It takes a little time to get my sea legs, you know.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Dr. Harris, how long have you been on this ship?
Dr. Harris
Four years. This is my 23rd trip east on the Lucifer. Why?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Well, there's something that puzzles me on board this ship. I'm assured that you would explain it to me.
Dr. Harris
And what is it?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Well, the suite of cabins on the bridge deck. Who occupies them?
Dr. Harris
Wouldn't you like to know?
Dr. Watson
Ay, Doctor, we would. And that's why my friend asked you.
Dr. Harris
Well, I'll tell you, though. It's supposed to be a secret. But there'll be no harm in telling you now, for we're dropping anchor off the island of Cavarati in the morning. In that suite of rooms. In that suite of rooms is the Rani of Cavarati herself. She has her own staff of servants and everything. What do you think of that?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Oh, how very interesting. And is the Oriental gentleman who left the table when we arrived part of our entourage?
Dr. Harris
He is, sir. He's a sort of prime minister of Cavarati. This whole triple dares is very hush, hush. Rani returning to her country, afraid someone might make an attack on her life. Have to keep it all hush, hush. Kavarat is an island that's had a lot of trouble.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
You seem to be remarkably well informed about the place, sir.
Dr. Harris
Yeah, I should be. I used to practice there in my younger days.
Dr. Watson
Really? How very interesting.
Dr. Harris
Yes, I could tell you strange tales about the island.
Rani of Cavarati
I remember.
Dr. Harris
Oh, hello. See that fellow coming into the lounge?
Dr. Watson
You mean the big one with the gray hair?
Verda (Chief Minister)
He is.
Dr. Harris
That's Christopher Wyatt. Owns all the tea plantations on Cavarati. He's a dull fellow, but I'll call him over. Wyatt, come over and join us. Be careful. You talk your head off if you give him half a chance. Ah. Draw up a chair.
Rani of Cavarati
Wyatt.
Dr. Harris
We were just. Just talking about Cavarati.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
It seems to me that would be a good subject to keep away from. At least till after tomorrow.
Narrator/Announcer
Harris.
Dr. Harris
What do you mean.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
You know perfectly well what I mean. I should have thought that after your own experience on Cavarati, you would have learned a little discretion.
Dr. Harris
You're talking like a schoolmaster, Wyatt. Why don't you just sit down, have a drink and be friendly?
Sir Christopher Wyatt
Thank you. I prefer my own company.
Dr. Harris
Pompous ass.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
You and Sir Christopher don't seem on the best terms, Doctor.
Dr. Harris
I know too much about him. He's afraid of me, that's what he is.
Dr. Watson
Look at this girl coming into the room. Great scut. She's good looking.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Judging by our Oriental costume. She must be a member of the Rannies Retinue.
Dr. Harris
She's coming to our table. Yes, my dear, what is it?
Rani of Cavarati
Which of you gentlemen is Mr. Mycroft, please?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
I am.
Rani of Cavarati
My mistress sends her compliments and asks that you will call on her in her suite.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
And who is your mistress, may I ask?
Rani of Cavarati
Her Highness the Ronnie of Cavarotti.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Oh, I shall be delighted. Please tell the Rani that I shall pay my respects without delay. We will join her in a few minutes.
Rani of Cavarati
Very well, Mr. Mich.
Dr. Watson
You know, Holmes, this is pretty exciting. The girl that just brought us the message was a stunning creature. Imagine what the Rani herself must be like.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
What an incurable romanticist you are, Watson. I suppose you picture the Rani clad in oriental splendor, reclining like an odelisconce. Silken cushions.
Dr. Watson
No, no, no. There's no need to make fun of me.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Here we are at the cabin.
Rani of Cavarati
Ah, it is you. Gentlemen, follow me, please.
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Rani of Cavarati
Come in. Her Highness, the Rani of Cavarotti. All right, Rajuna, you can offer. Yes, your highness. Well, me lads, don't look so startled. Come in and sit down.
Dr. Watson
Your highness, I What's the matter?
Rani of Cavarati
What's the matter? Don't I fit into your picture of a ronnie? What did you expect? A slantard beauty with a veil and big hips? Well I've got the big hips all right, your highness. Oh never mind your highness. Sit yourselves down and talk free and easy like. I may as well begin by telling you that I know who you both are. Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Oh, I've seen you in the good old days in London, you know.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
May I ask if our visit is purely a social one or are you in need of professional advice?
Rani of Cavarati
Oh, a little of both, Mr. Holmes, a little of both. And we'll start off with being social rumor.
Narrator/Announcer
Mem sahib. Champagne botachi, mem sahib.
Dr. Watson
If you'll pardon my asking you madam, but I've never seen you before some one.
Rani of Cavarati
Oh, that's a question I'm always having to answer. Yes, you probably have Dr. Watson. You see I was in the chorus at Dailies Theatre in London for quite a few years until the Raja of Carvarotti decided I'd look better on his island than I did in front of the footlights.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Your husband the Rajah is dead, isn't he?
Rani of Cavarati
Yes. He was killed playing polo. Champagne? Mame sai Call off champagne, Pinocchta atcha. He doesn't speak English so I'll get along with telling you my troubles. Mr. Holmes, somebody's trying to kill me.
Verda (Chief Minister)
Kill you?
Dr. Watson
Good Scott.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
May I ask what reason you have for saying that madam?
Rani of Cavarati
You may, Mr. Holmes. Before I left England I had threatening letters warning me that if I ever went back to Cavarrotti I'd never get to the island alive. I got another letter in Port Said that said the same thing.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
You kept these letters I trust?
Rani of Cavarati
No I didn't. I tore them up. I never did pay attention to letters that weren't signed.
Dr. Watson
That's a great pity madam. Those letters might have been invaluable.
Rani of Cavarati
Well it's too late to think about that now, Dr. Watson. Here's what's on my mind. I land at Cavarrotti in the morning and if anyone's up to a bit of no good tonight's their last chance.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
You destroyed the threatening letters, madam, thereby indicating that you did not believe in the threats. And yet you now appear to feel that you are in danger. I wonder what made you change your mind.
Rani of Cavarati
The ace of spades.
Dr. Watson
Yes. I don't understand you madam.
Rani of Cavarati
In the last two days every time I tell my fortune I get the ace of spades. Now you know what that means. Death.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Oh, come now, madam. If you'll pardon my saying so, that's a very childish superstition.
Rani of Cavarati
The cards have never lied to me yet. Oh, you can laugh at it if you like, but I know.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Well, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Rani of Cavarati
Anything you like, Mr. Holmes. Fire away.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
How long is it since you were in Kabarati?
Rani of Cavarati
About 18 months. We were in England when my husband died and I couldn't face the idea of going back to that island alone in three months ago. Verda. Oh, he's the Chief Minister of Cavarat.
Dr. Watson
Yes, yes, yes, madam. We met him for a moment in the lounge.
Rani of Cavarati
Verda came over to England to persuade me it was my duty as the Romney to go back.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
I see. As far as you know, have you any enemies among the passengers on board the ship?
Rani of Cavarati
Oh, that's an odd one to answer, Mr. Holmes. But I can tell you right here in my suite, there's someone who doesn't like me. That girl Raduna, the one that brought you my message. She was in love with a Roger herself. I know she hates me even though she did stay with me in England after my husband died.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
How about Federer, your minister?
Rani of Cavarati
Oh, he's all right. My husband thought the world of him and he's been wonderful to me.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
He came from Cavarati recently, you say, to persuade you to return there.
Rani of Cavarati
That's right, Mr. Holmes. Well, Bruma seems to be all right after drinking that champagne, so it'll be safe for us to have some now. Champagne?
Narrator/Announcer
Homme que d' homme side.
Dr. Watson
I've been burning with curiosity to know why you gave him a glass of champagne a few minutes ago. And yet we didn't have any.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Well, surely that's obvious, Watson. Fuma is the official poison taster, isn't he, madam?
Rani of Cavarati
That's right, Mr. Holmes. He tastes everything I eat or drink before I do. And if it doesn't affect him, then I know it's safe. We'd have brought him over to England when he came to fetch me on the island of Cavarati. Poisoning's quite a nobby, you know.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
There were two people in the smoking room tonight who seem to know quite a lot about your island. The ship's doctor, rather garrulous gentleman by the name of Harris. And Sir Christopher Wyatt, who owns tea plantations on the island. Do you know either of them, madam?
Rani of Cavarati
I should say I do. Both of them. Dr. Harris isn't any good. He was on the island for a bit, but he got into some kind of trouble and my husband had him Thrown out.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
And how about Sir Christopher Wyatt?
Rani of Cavarati
Oh, Chris is all right. I saw quite a bit of him in London after my husband's death as a matter of fact. Well, if I weren't going back to Cavarrotti I don't think he'd be on the boat at all. He hasn't been there for over five years. Ever since he had arrived with my husband over the wages he paid the native labour.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
It seemed to me that several people aboard this boat have a personal interest in the island of Cavarati. Interests that might be influenced by your death.
Dr. Watson
Just what I was going to say. Madam. I think we should keep an eye on you.
Rani of Cavarati
Oh, that's just what I was hoping you'd say, Doctor. You see, I'm giving a bit of a supper party tonight. All the people we've been talking about have been invited and I thought. Well, I thought if you two were to be here perhaps you'd be on the lookout for any. Any funny business. How about it?
Dr. Watson
Well, of course we'll come, won't we? Home.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
I think it might be a good idea. Though I would suggest that we retain our incognitoes as Mr. Hamish and Mr. Mycroft.
Rani of Cavarati
Whatever you say, Mr. Holmes. And now let's have that champagne.
Dr. Watson
You know, Holmes, I remember the Raleigh when she was in the chorus at Daly's. She looked stunning in tights. There was one night I.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Yes, right, I'm old.
Dr. Watson
Chaplain.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
If you don't mind, at the moment there's a question I want to ask you. Is your medical bag fully equipped with all the antidotes to poison?
Dr. Watson
Poison? It's ridiculous. How could the rani be poisoned when she has a poison taster?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
My dear Watson, you mustn't.
Dr. Watson
What the blaze is this?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Come on, Watson. That cry came from the companionway.
Dr. Watson
There are two figures struggling by the rail there.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Good heavens. One of them has pushed the other down the companionway.
Dr. Watson
Good Lord. His skull smashed in. I'm afraid that he.
Verda (Chief Minister)
What's happened?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Sir Christopher.
Narrator/Announcer
Wyatt.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
What are you doing here?
Sir Christopher Wyatt
I was taking a stroll. I heard a yell from this direction and came here as fast as I could. Great Scott, this fellow's bleeding badly. We must get the ship's doctor at once.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Hardly necessary, I fear, Sir Christopher.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
What do you mean?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
In the first place this man is dead. In the second place, he is the ship's doctor.
Narrator/Announcer
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Dr. Watson
Yes, Mr. Bartel. His neck had been broken instantly.
Narrator/Announcer
Imagine there was a good deal of excitement aboard.
Dr. Watson
No my boy, as a matter of fact there wasn't. We managed to get the body back to its cabin without attracting attention. Holmes, after revealing his true identity, was able to persuade the captain to hush up the killing until after the Ranis party had taken place.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, he didn't want to scare the murderer I guess. What happened next, Dr. Holmes and I.
Dr. Watson
Returned to our cabin to dress for the party. Holmes, I remember, was in a state of suppressed excitement. He spoke quietly and deliberately.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Watson, surely it's obvious why the doctor was murdered.
Dr. Watson
Obvious to me.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Elementary my dear fellow. You are planning a subtle murder by poison. How wise to remove the one man who might save the victim's life.
Dr. Watson
A doctor. You keep harping on poisoning. It seems to me that would be the last way a murder would try to dispose of the Rani. Everything she touches is first tested by the poison tester.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Exactly. That's why I call it a subtle murder attempt. Didn't you notice the physical attributes of Krumer, the poison tester?
Dr. Watson
Which in particular? Her.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
His unusually glossy hair, his remarkably clear complexion, his plump figure. Look here, just tell me one thing, will you?
Dr. Watson
What's that?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
I presume that in your medical bag you have a supply of magnesia natura. Do you also have hydrated ferric oxide?
Dr. Watson
Yes, I do.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Splendid. Let's be off to the party.
Dr. Watson
Funny things to take to a party, I must say.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
It's true, my dear fellow. But I'm afraid that this party may not prove as convivial as the Rani thinks.
Dr. Watson
Holmes, it's nearly one in the morning. Everything seems to be going splendidly.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
It seems to be Watson. But keep your eyes on the Rani.
Dr. Watson
Yes, I have been. The poison tasters tested everything that passed her lips. We duck and Doris to you, Sir Christopher. You're having a good time?
Sir Christopher Wyatt
Yes Indeed, thank you Mr. Hamish. How about you, Mr. Mycroft.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Oh, the Rani is a perfect hostess who could help having a good time.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
I don't think that girl Rajuna should be here, though. I don't want to be pompous, but after all, she's only a glorified servant.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Possibly the laws of etiquette are not so strict in Cavarati as they are in London, Sir Christopher.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
Oh, perhaps you're right, but I don't trust the girl. There's something shifty about her. I've told the Rane more than once. Oh, well, I suppose it's none of my business. I think I'll try and persuade the Rane to sing one of her old songs.
Dr. Watson
He doesn't trust Raduna and I don't trust him. I don't think it was an accident that we found him near the body of Dr. Harris.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Here comes Vera.
Verda (Chief Minister)
I trust you gentlemen are enjoying yourself.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Very much, Mr. Vera, thank you. I imagine you must be excited at the prospect of returning to Calabati.
Verda (Chief Minister)
I am, Mr. Mycroft. Though I only left it three months ago. It has seemed more like three years.
Dr. Watson
What time we'll arrive there?
Verda (Chief Minister)
I am told that we shall be there in five hours, Mr. Hammond.
Dr. Watson
Oh, look, look, look. Lorana's at the piano. She must be going to gi us a tune.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Yes, let's move a little closer, shall we?
Rani of Cavarati
Chris here has asked me to sing something. My voice isn't what it used to be and don't I know it but me spirit's the same and that's enough to put a number over so hold tight, boys, here we go. My sweetheart's the man in the moon I'm going to marry him soon Two would fill me with bliss Just to give him one kiss But I know that a dozen I never would miss I'll go up in a great big.
Dr. Watson
Oh, great scotch, chief.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Watson, your medical bag. I'll lock the door.
Dr. Watson
Right to your, Holmes.
Narrator/Announcer
Bring some water.
Rani of Cavarati
Please help me. Oh, please help me. What is the matter?
Dr. Watson
Don't be frightened, madam. I'll take care of you.
Rani of Cavarati
Give me water. Oh, such pain.
Dr. Watson
All the symptoms of arsenic poisoning. Now I know why Holmes asked me for head and magnesia and fenic oxide.
Rani of Cavarati
Do something for me, doctor, I'm dying.
Dr. Watson
Don't worry, your highness, you're not going to die. She's going to live, Holmes. Ah, gracious me, I'm Todd. Touch and go there for a while, eh?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Well done, Watson, old chap, well done.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
Now that she's out of danger, why can't we all go back to our Cabins? It's nearly dawn and we've been locked in here since 1 o'.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Clock.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
You've no right to do this, you know.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Possibly not Sir Christopher, but there's a murderer in this cabin and I don't intend to Let him escape.
Rani of Cavarati
Mr. Holmes. What happened? How could I have been poisoned when Fruma tasted everything first? Why wasn't he poisoned?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
For a very simple reason, your highness. The murderer has been conditioning Froma for over a year.
Rani of Cavarati
What do you mean?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
He's been feeding him gradually increasing doses of arsenic until he has finally become immune to the poison.
Dr. Watson
Great Scott, I never thought of that.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Fruma's glossy hair, his complexion and stout figure are all typical of a person who consumes arsenic regularly.
Dr. Watson
But who could have done it?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Only one person had the opportunity.
Sir Christopher Wyatt
Well tell us who that person is.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
No, not you Sir Christopher, not you, for you haven't been on the island for years. Whereas Fruma returned from Karavati but three months ago. Rajuna has also been in London with her mistress for the past 18 months. Remember? The answer is obvious.
Rani of Cavarati
You did it, Verda. You brought the taster over when you came to fetch me. You'd prepared him for the year beforehand.
Verda (Chief Minister)
Of course I did. No White Renner will ever rule over.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Cavaratti and you murdered Dr. Harris.
Verda (Chief Minister)
Equally true, Mr. Holmes. Give me the key to the door please. Oh no. Do not come near me please. Throw it on the floor.
Narrator/Announcer
Do not hesitate.
Verda (Chief Minister)
You see this revolver? I should have no compunction in using it, I assure you.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
How do you expect to escape? Vera?
Verda (Chief Minister)
The key please. Thank you.
Rani of Cavarati
You'll never get away with this Birdie, you devil.
Verda (Chief Minister)
But I shall. We are now in the harbor of Cavarati. I shall swim ashore and arrange your welcome, my dear Ranni. Turn your backs please. Turn them. Thank you. Goodbye.
Dr. Watson
He's gone.
Rani of Cavarati
Come on Watson.
Dr. Watson
Watch him.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Do you have your revolver Watson?
Dr. Watson
Yes. If I didn't chance to draw it he had me covered.
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
I'll draw it now old fellow. Aim for a leg or an arm and don't hesitate to shoot.
Dr. Watson
There he is, up on the lifeboat. He's climbing up on the rail.
Rani of Cavarati
Where is he? Where did he go?
Mr. Mycroft (Sherlock Holmes)
Out there on the rail above us, madam. He's going to dive.
Rani of Cavarati
Give me that revolver Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Quick.
Rani of Cavarati
That's it. Come down off there. Verda Wols medless.
Dr. Watson
Keep out of my bed. There he goes. He's dived.
Verda (Chief Minister)
Madam.
Dr. Watson
You shot the kill.
Rani of Cavarati
Of course I did, Mr. Holmes. Remember that we're now in Cavarati waters and that I though I May not look like it at the moment. I am still the Ronnie of Cavarrotti.
Narrator/Announcer
Say, that that was a swell story, Doctor. Had a lot of color and quite.
Rani of Cavarati
A bit of action.
Dr. Watson
Color. A bit of action. Well, I'm. I'm glad you liked it, my boy.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, I did. Say, you know, that's not a bad idea. I mean, having someone taste everything before you eat it.
Dr. Watson
Oh, it's a very old idea. Very old. Very common, too. Years ago.
Narrator/Announcer
You know the kind of job I'd like?
Dr. Watson
No, what's. What's that?
Narrator/Announcer
I'd like to be the official taster for the Petrie family. Boy, just think of all the Petri wine I get to taste. Petri to the right of me, Petri to the left of me. What a life. What wine.
Dr. Watson
I wouldn't mind having that job myself.
Narrator/Announcer
You said it. The Petrie family, you know, really knows how to make good wine. They've been making wine for generations. And because they've always owned and operated their own business ever since it was started way back in the 1800s, well, the Petrie family has sure piled up plenty of skill and experience. Yes, they've been handing down in the family from father to son, from father to son the fine art of turning luscious grapes into delicious wine. That's why you can't go wrong with any Petri wine. It must be good because Petri took time to bring you good wine. Well, Doctor, what new story do you have lined up for us next week?
Dr. Watson
Next week, Mr. Bartel, I'm going to tell you an adventure that Sherlock Holmes and I had many years ago. It concerns a series of bonfires, an underground cellar full of gunpowder and a strange death on the rooftops of London.
Narrator/Announcer
Tonight, Sherlock Holmes Adventure is written by Dennis Green and Antony Boucher and was suggested by an incident in the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle story, the Adventure of the Mazarin stone. Mr. Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California, invite you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. This is Harry Bartel saying good night for the Petri family. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studio. This is the Mutual Broadcasting System.
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Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: Sherlock Holmes: Murder in the Moonlight
Starring: Basil Rathbone (Sherlock Holmes), Nigel Bruce (Dr. Watson)
Release Date: December 26, 2025
Original Air Date: October 29, 1945
In this atmospheric episode, Holmes and Watson find themselves embroiled in intrigue and attempted murder aboard a steamship traveling through the Indian Ocean. Tasked with protecting the Rani of Cavarati—a British woman turned Indian royalty—Holmes untangles a web of hidden motives, political tension, and deadly cunning. The episode combines humor, suspense, and classic Holmesian deduction against the backdrop of colonial intrigue, ultimately revealing a clever method of attempted murder relying on slow arsenic poisoning and immunity.
Holmes and Watson aboard the Lucifer
A Mysterious Suite and Shadowy Passengers
"Somebody's trying to kill me... In the last two days every time I tell my fortune I get the ace of spades. Now you know what that means. Death."
— Rani of Cavarati (16:18, 17:03)
"Elementary, my dear fellow. You are planning a subtle murder by poison. How wise to remove the one man who might save the victim's life."
— Sherlock Holmes (23:07)
An Evening of Tension
The Poisoning
"He's been feeding him gradually increasing doses of arsenic until he has finally become immune to the poison."
— Sherlock Holmes (27:17)
Holmes on Incognito
"As I find myself answering to Mr. Mycroft almost automatically. By the way, old chap...I suggest that you adopt a Scotch accent. It would seem more appropriate for a Mr. Hamish."
— Sherlock Holmes (06:11)
The Threat in the Cards
"In the last two days every time I tell my fortune I get the ace of spades. Now you know what that means. Death."
— Rani of Cavarati (17:03)
Watson's Wry Humor
"Funny things to take to a party, I must say."
— Dr. Watson, upon toted antidotes (23:41)
Holmes Outlines the Scheme
"He's been feeding him gradually increasing doses of arsenic until he has finally become immune to the poison."
— Sherlock Holmes (27:17)
The Rani Takes Command
"Of course I did, Mr. Holmes. Remember that we're now in Cavarati waters and though I may not look like it at the moment, I am still the Rani of Cavarati."
— Rani of Cavarati, after shooting Verda (29:30)
This episode features playful banter between Holmes and Watson, a rich sense of period ambiance, and a suspenseful buildup to the final reveal. The Rani’s Cockney accent and personality provide comic relief, offsetting the episode’s darker undertones.
"Murder in the Moonlight" is a quintessential Sherlock Holmes radio mystery, blending exotic setting, a locked-room-like puzzle, and the detective's acute deductive prowess. As always, Holmes guides Watson—and the audience—through layers of misdirection to a satisfying conclusion. The episode exemplifies Golden Age radio drama with colorful characters, suspense, and period charm.